#fuck i hate france

[crsentfairy]

“how american of you” “ugh americans” bro look at yourself 

#crsent.txt #white people having a hierarchy is the funniest thing like bruh ALL of u committed the same crimes against black/indigenous folks #have some self-awareness. fuck #i am staring right at u germany and fucking England #and france #fuck i hate france

[marzipanandminutiae]

Of course, the burkini ban is messed up on grounds of religious freedom and racial discrimination. But also

Under any other circumstances, people would be HORRIFIED at a government mandate that women have to show a certain amount of skin. Like. That’s fucking dystopian, and the absolute opposite of feminism. If a government tried to pass a law that all women had to wear tube tops and miniskirts to go outside, people would rightfully be up in arms demanding blood

But because it’s targeting a marginalized religious group, many folks are lauding the blatant forced sexualization of women. Appalling

(apparently the ban also outlaws things like sun – protecting bathing suits if they cover too much skin. Which like. Yes, let’s give everyone skin cancer just so we can spite a religion we’ve decided to hate. Sounds like a good plan </s>)

#mini rant #Religious discrimination #misogyny #feminism #sexualizing women #islamophobia #I was just thinking about this in terms of the “women fought not to have to dress like this #that I’ve heard once or twice in reference to my own historically – inspired wardrobe #and how much I would absolutely hate it if someone tried to force me to show more skin in public #for me it’s an annoying comment here or there. For Muslim women in France it’s actual legal discrimination #I swear we’ve gone from people measuring flappers’ swimsuits on the beach #to make sure they covered enough. to police forcing women to strip #because they’re covering too much. We just can’t fucking win #especially women from marginalized racial or religious groups

[loving-jack-kelly]

jack and katherine dated for almost a year before breaking up extremely amicably and becoming the most chaotic besties ever. king and queen of yes anding, fully funded by a credit card stolen off of katherine's dad that she's told him would be homophobic to take back so he feels like he can't.

#i think modern au pulitzer is like. determined to prove he's not homophobic but also he is extremely classist and that's the issue #he's like of Course i don't mind that you're dating a woman. please consider breaking up with this particular woman as she is below our cla #could not care less about kat being bisexual but by god could she Please date somebody with a recognizable last name #kat has jack over for dinner when they're dating and Pulitzer is sitting there fuming. #they break up and he's like oh thank god two weeks later kat is like me and jack are going to France for fashion week #and pulitzer is like please not again. i hate that poor motherfucker. #and kat is like we are Not dating but he's my best friend. get used to it #and jack is like <3 >:) fuck you old man #newsies #jack kelly #katherine plumber

[sonodaten]

That shootout took 13 years off my life bro

#wwc 2023 #most of it was from waking up so fucking early after going to sleep so late #Releasing BG3 during the wwc should be considered a hate crime but since I’m having fun in my sleep deprivation I’ll allow it #anyway LET’S GO AUSTRALIA #And also nooooooo France TT_TT what am I gonna do if I can’t watch Le Sommer play World Cup football

[goldenstarprincesses]

#the more I look at the skirt the more I hate it #first outfit I have drawn with zero refences I sorta like it? but the idea tm was diff in my head #the right skirt is really funky looking just imaine that her arm is like half under the right top layer bc of how she is standing #the hair I really love but funny story #I started off trying to draw nyo canada bc I gave up drawing Matt but the hair ended up looking more like Monaco #my interpretation of cardervers is that everyone is fucking someone they shouldn't be and they all assume they are the only ones doing it #hws monaco #hetalia #cardverse #hetalia cardverse #hws france #hetalia headcanons #hetalia art #also sorta not following the dec of cards exactly #mixing in more government titles and royal-ness #hws germany #hws canada #hws romano #Dimond kingdom #aph monaco #hetalia mongolia #Hetalia #hetalia fanart #hetalia world stars #hetalia axis powers #hws #nyotalia

[jeanmoreausautismstickers]

Radio Silence Spoilers part three

HE CHILDISH KISSES. FUCKING CHRIST.

Daniel telling Frances about them oh i am SICK

im literally crying so hard Daniel just wants to be loved he’s so tired i want to give him a hug. ive never felt anything so hard dear god “my worst nightmare is making him do something he doesn’t want to do... without knowing...” i am so unwell.

“the first time i kissed him properly... he flinched.” screaming crying shaking throwing up. they make me SICK  fucking CHRIST ON A BIKE

the post office lady thing i literally love Frances’ mum so much she is my absolute favourite next to Daniel

“everything all right love?” no shut the fuck up get out of her way no one likes u Carol (im still quite angry about the hair cutting incident)

shes so patronising i cannot STAND Carol Last actually. “oh darling.” She laughed pityingly. “he’s just fine, i promise you. he’s just a bit busy with all his university work. they really do work him hard up there - as they should! he stayed behind during the holidays because he missed a few deadlines.” She shook her head. “silly boy, he was probably out partying instead of doing his work like he should have been.”  shut up shut up shut up no one ASKED YOU CAROL. i mean Frances did technically but like. everything would be better with out you for gods sake

OH MY GOD. HER SHIT TALKING UC? I HATE HER.

SHE DESTROYED HIS ROOM I CANT. IM SO UPSET. she reminds me Far too much of my own mum and im ignoring that. Carol Last would be one of those mums on reddit asking why her adult kids cut contact with her. like. probably because you’re a patronising, abusive, controlling, BITCH but sure they’re hateful /sarc

OH. MY. GOD. i hate her dear god. brian. im. oh my god. im crying so hard im. oh my god. i need. a minute. im going to be ill. like actually physically fucking ill. jesus christ.

#aled last #daniel jun #frances janvier #carol last #lana janvier #alice oseman #osemanverse #radio silence #im so mad #i went through all the stages of grief in ten seconds #i hate carol last. #she is genuinely the shittiest fucking mum #oh my god #im fucking SOBBING

[5ducksinatrenchcoat]

school kinda sucks, not even gonna lie

#its been one day #how am i gonna do this for 10 more months?? #nothing bad even happened! and it still sucked! #and new uniform rules like oohoohoo that'll make the kids happier #no more sweatpants under my skirt?? have they forgotten we like in canada?? where its fucking freezing?? #and we got a lecture in each class about “academic integrity” #and also my hair looked like shit even though it looked good when i woke up #and i have 2 classes with my arch nemesis (some kid i hate for literally no reason other than we compete for top student every year) #very frances and daniel of me #UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #and my friend who i have a crush on moved schools without telling me (we're not that close) #and moved to my ex's school (they're friends) #but she's twins with my good friend who didn't switch schools so i'll see her again #but i wish she didn't leave #and she told some of my friends i think but i only found out cuz my ex told me (we're still friends) #and also my parents didn't let me go to a concerty thing tonight that i really wanted to go to because i have dance #but now i'm not even going to dance because i'm so fucking tired (i need my full 9 hours)(i got about 5 hours last night) #sorry about how many tags i put but i'm too worried to make an actual long post

[hella1975]

americans bragging about europe is also funny bc of the fundamental family drama that comes with being european. those are my rotten soldiers my final girls my silly rabbits but im going to be a bitch about them of course. an american would brag like 'i visited [insert european country]' and id be like 'oh ew'

#'when i was in spain-' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMFAO #or they'd make some innocent observation and id be like 'yeah italians are just like that' and theyd be like 'THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT' #HELP LMFAO. like it's okay! but of course if an american tried to slag off anywhere in europe id be furious. that's my little brother #you know it's fucked when even the other europeans defend ENGLAND just bc an american said some shit #like we are the lowest of the low over here even before we decided to blow up the family dinner with brexit #even the IRISH will defend us against them. insanity #you'll have me wanting to defend FRANCE over america do you know how insane that is? in this cocksucking holefucking lifetime? #me: we have had fifteen wars with them. i think their people are animals. i hate them #an american: yes when i was travelling i also found that- #me pulling out a knife: im gonna stop you right there

[forevercloudnine]

on again and off again and on again and

batcat break up and/or hook up playlist (Spotify || Youtube)

Too Close Sir Chloe // Lost Kitten Metric // Blah Blah Blah The Oozes // Wet Dazey and the Scouts // get him back! Olivia Rodrigo // Rehab People Planet // Margarita Spin Doctors // Paris Kate Nash // Denial Thing Amanda Palmer and the Grand Theft Orchestra (Spotify Alt: Gives You Hell All-American Rejects) // I Really F**cked It Up GIRLI // Good in Bed Dua Lipa

#batcat #bruce wayne #selina kyle #catwoman #gotham war #kind of. this playlist has been in progress for several years but gotham war was what finally compelled me to finish it #it's been sitting in my in-progress private playlist folder as 'epic divorce hours' since 2021 #okay so this goes selina pov -> bruce pov -> selina pov etc until the very last song #'too close' is selina being tired of the fragile rich boy telling her what to do like he doesn't have his own problems #'lost kitten' is bruce classism hours plus like. lost kitten catwoman do you need me to debase myself by explaining this #'blah blah blah' is literally an anti-tory hate anthem #which i think is funny as a selina breaking up with law-and-order-billionaire bruce wayne moment. but also his eyes are blue 💙 #'wet' is bruce left-at-the-altar self pity hour with a cameo from his eternal death wish #'get him back!' fits the 'i love you but fuck off' thesis of the playlist but also 'when he said something wrong he'd just fly me to france #is just such a funny line for selina. to me #'rehab' is bruce hypocritically wanting selina to fix herself and get her act together and then giving up on her #margarita is the divorce song of all time so i had no choice in adding it. and it did have to be selina's because bruce is not a drinker #but 'take the salt from my wounds and put it in my margarita' is also in general selina attitude rather than a bruce one #'paris' is bruce bemoaning that selina never listens to him re: too close from the beginning #'denial thing' is SUCH a perfect selina yelling at bruce song it kills me that it's not on spotify. whatever #'gives you hell' is an adequate replacement for the spotify version because bruce IS still working at a 9[pm] to 5[am] pace #and it does taste bad. and also his shiny car did not get him far #'i really f**cked it up' (asterisks are in the actual song title unfortunately) is bruce's anger issues guilt complex etc #and then 'good in bed' is for both of them because it's them hooking up after an argument. boom playlist over #playlist #<- remembering my tag organization system at the very end of a wall of text that is way too long for how short this playlist is

[sadboyhrs]

if theres one thing me and Will Byers have in common its barely passing maths 💋💋💋

#will byers #byler #I GOT A B #i cried when i got home i should've gotten an A #WHATEVER I PASSED MATHS #fuck french #i got a B in french too #i hate french #all my homies hate french #fuck france #baguette eaters #and chem #i got a B in chem #everything else was an A so i missed out on A** snd A* #oh for english i got an A* tho #idk how i got an A and not an A** in RS tho

[nonovyabuisness]

( The media are all biased and instead of doing anything to stop this civil war the president has decided to blame social media and video games for the ongoing violence in the streets in the entire country.)

#france #civil war #i hate this fucking place #rant post #world news #destiel

[daylighteclipsed]

anyone else feel like the whole world is this 👌 close to completely snapping

#it feels like a rubber band is being pulled farther and farther #and it’s going to snap soon #like people are just rapidly reaching their limit #specifically the working class #France is already rioting #like we’re all just so fucking fed up with all the elites around the globe #america especially feels like we’re one jenga block away from #i can’t say war bc realistically we would be mowed down but um #quitting the game i guess #it’s all a game and we’re this close to flipping the board #I’m sick to my stomach I’m furious I’m exhausted #we’re all so tired and drained and hear all these horrible things every day and have to go to work like nothings happening #why are we going to work why are we playing this game i don’t wanna play anymore !!!!! #I’m just. I’m so hurt and frustrated and feel the grief of millions of people I’m in tears #this is not sustainable life doesn’t have to be this way it shouldn’t be this way #it feels so hopeless i hate it i hate it so much i am living on spite alone #god damn you elites i will go down swinging

[faznutz]

If i see one more person talk about fucking wincest I'm going to behead myself like my family did in france

#weirdcest #STOP SHIPPING SIBLINGS YOU FUCKING FREAKS #wincest #sam x dean #kay why ess #i hate wincest #france

[hydrosspyross]

Macron is making me miss Chirac

And if that isn't the worst thing ever i don't know what is

#i fucking hate Chirac and i miss him #he at least refuses to join the war in Irak #which is the only good thing he gave us #macron decorated Bezos with the Légion d'honneur on top of closing maternity wards all over the country #andforcefully passing that pension reform #french stuff #french pol #france #upthebaguette #nobody voted for his program we voted against LePen putain de gros con #rarement vu un idiot aussi sûr de lui quand on le déteste tous