#fuck i want to kiss somebody

[shima-draws]

Ideal ending to WCI is Luffy seeing Sanji cry and then awakening his devil fruit and unlocking Gear Fifth out of sheer RAGE and saying the classic line of “Who made you cry, Sanji?! I’ll DESTROY THEM!!!” and then proceeding to go on a rampage and fucking absolutely EVERYBODY up including the Vinsmokes, Pudding, AND the Big Mom Pirates. Toss in the trope of came back wrong and Sanji can immediately tell something is not right about this Luffy, whose smile is too wide, whose eyes are too distant, who continues to beat upon his enemies long after they’re down, who seems to take a sick sort of pleasure in hurting others, who grins and giggles and tells Sanji he’ll obliterate anything that makes him cry. Eventually he starts to scare Sanji so bad that even Luffy notices his reaction, and immediately turns on himself because if HE’S the one making Sanji cry then he’ll just have to destroy himself too. And that’s when Sanji finally leaps into action and does whatever he can to reach Luffy—including kissing him. Luckily that was exactly what Luffy needed to snap out of it, and when he comes to the Whole Cake Chateau is in broken pieces, the Big Mom Pirates are battered beyond fighting and the Vinsmokes are nowhere to be seen. And softly, tiredly, he asks if they won, if he can bring Sanji home, and Sanji cries again and says yes, take me home to the Sunny, I want to go home with you.

Meanwhile the rest of the Strawhats are like

#One Piece #Luffy #Monkey D Luffy #Sanlu #Lusan #Sanji #Black Leg Sanji #Really what I’m saying is that I want Luffy to go Gear Fifth during WCI. And there’s Sanlu involved. #LMAO #Also I remember reading a Gear 5 Luffy fic where he ties people together in knots. Like that’s FUCKED up #And he would ABSOLUTELY do that in this situation. For funsies. To be silly 🤪 #Sanji watches in horror as Luffy uses somebody as a jumprope. To Luffy this is a Normal thing to do #Sanji torn between ‘Holy shit I’m so in love with him rn’ and ‘What the actual FUCK is that thing wearing Luffy’s face’ #We’ll get eldritch god vibes up in here. #Luffy uses Conqueror’s Haki so powerful it even brings Big Mom down to her knees #Pudding starts crying out of fear and Luffy’s like :)))) Good. Suffer #He can be scary AND silly. As a treat #They had back to the Sunny eventually and Sanji’s like. Well. That happened #*head #(He also has to mentally process the fact that the regular Luffy—HIS Luffy—only came back to him after he kissed him) #(But again he doesn’t have time to unpack all that right now) #Shima speaks #Sorry it’s self indulgent hours over here. I’m getting sick again and I need some way to cope. Lol #(And I mean actually sick I’ve had the worst sore throat known to man since yesterday)

[beanghostprincess]

When they start dating Sanji finds comfort in the assumption that Usopp has never dated anybody else either. Kissed anybody else. Lost his virginity yet. Because Sanji hasn't, and he just assumes Usopp can't possibly know more about relationships than him.

But Usopp grew up with Kaya until he was 17. And he has done all of those things. So now Sanji is even more nervous about all of this, but Usopp doesn't seem to be more relaxed, either? And it's so confusing. So while Sanji panics about all the firsts they have yet to have together, Usopp does the same.

So Sanji is kind of like "Why are YOU nervous?! You're the one who has done all this shit already I- I don't even know where to start!"

"But it's the first time I do them with YOU. "

We often forget they're canonically anxious teenagers who really really really don't know anything about love and they have to experience these things together. And I find that beautiful.

#opla sanji looks like he fucks and that bothers me ngl i want him awkward around this #like seriously who is he going to date??? a customer???? #and my guy is too good for a quick random fuck cmon sanji has MAYBE kissed somebody but ??? had sex ??? no #usopp on the other hand tho he has done all of those things but. like. with kaya. childhood bff #which is NOT the same as doing those things with a very pretty hot cook in your crew that you love very very much #they're both sweaty and awkward and please imagine the conversation abt who tops. these two guys are having a crisis #i should. write a fanfic. about this. damn it #someday i will i promise #one piece #black leg sanji #usopp #sanuso

[raydiationpoisoning]

Have an archivist.

Alright, that's enough for now. I'm putting him down for a nap.

#tma #the magnus archives #the archivist #jonathan sims #tma fanart #art #digital art #jon sims #nonbinary jon gives me life #he/she/they jon? #he/they jon? #any pronouns jon? #does jon know every pronoun ever? can jon just know somebody's pronouns and never misgender anyone ever? #can he know someone's prefered pronouns before even the person knows they're trans? #i think so #i give them a skirt and a nice hand bag #i'll braid his goddamn hair. fucking love that guy #i want to kiss them

[lazycranberrydoodles]

hualian in minecraft holy shit

files below the cut if anyone wants to use themm

#i <3 making minecraft skins #xie lian at the enchanting table: oh boy i hope its something good [gets curse of vanishing] #can you fucking imagine. he had to stop going mining cause he kept burning to death in lava #hua cheng is basically dream in this context.... #yknow what. if someone makes a photo of these skins kissing in-game they get a tgcf skin request #i don't want to make this a series but i'm down to make sqx or feng xin or somebody #tgcf #minecraft #hua cheng #tian guan ci fu #hob #heaven official's blessing #花城 #天官赐福 #minecraft skin #art #my art #pixel art #tgcf manhua #starember

[charismat1c-megafauna]

Crying screaming going insane over the fact that even if you THINK Hickey deserves the thirty lashes (or the twenty-three that he actually receives), it's still a difficult order to justify (even though Hickey was objectively in the wrong, although unfortunately it's not a massive leap in logic for your average white British sailor in the 1840s) because it's fundamentally part of Crozier's arc regarding alcoholism bringing out the worst in him. Sure, he comes to Silna's aid, but in the next episode, he wants to throw her out and abandon her, and even punishes his good friend for rightfully standing against him! It's a careless act of anger and cruelty that costs Blanky his leg, and ultimately his life (or at least, what might have remained had he not gotten gangrene). Ultimately, its the catalyst for Crozier's sobriety, his moment of "oh god I REALLY fucked up," and he's a better man for it, but it comes at the cost of his friend's life and Silna's safety.

Back to Hickey. I think we tend to let this moment slide because we know Hickey is a terrible person who does terrible things and we want to see him suffer, but Crozier continuing to up the ante as Hickey keeps talking is downright petty. The addition that Hickey be lashed as a boy is pretty needlessly cruel. And it leads to the moment where Hickey goes from a reactive nuiscance to an active threat. His homoerotic joker origin story. It's a moment where, like the Blanky situation, Crozier creates a future problem for himself.

It's a hard scene to watch (and the performances are incredible), and in that scene, it's kind of easy to see how mistrust of Crozier could breed in this environment. Flogging for an offense is terrible, but it's also expected. Hickey's flogging kind of pushes a lot of boundaries as to what is acceptable punishment or senseless cruelty, and we see different characters struggle with this. Crozier didn't just make an enemy of someone who previously wanted to be on his good side, he also created a martyr. It's just one of those things where nobody could have forseen the consequences down the road.

Don't get me wrong I absolutely love this scene and the way it furthers Crozier and Hickey's respective arcs and their dynamics with each other, but I think we can safely say Crozier acted from a place of malice, and it's just one of a few pretty fucked up things he's done, but we want to brush it off because Hickey is an acceptable target even though what happens to him is objectively pretty terrible.

I heard it said that flogging makes good men bad and bad men worse. There was no way Hickey was gonna come out of this normal, and in that instant, it's like fate was sealed. Crozier would never be able to be anything but a mortal enemy in Hickey's mind after that.

I love that this is a moment when Crozier crosses the line. I love that it seems to be more about taking out his feelings than serving a just punishment. I love the constant glances from Hickey and Fitzjames. And I love that this behavior escalates to Crozier going past the point of no return, leaving Blanky to the mercy of the elements and the Tuunbaq and abandoning Silna, and it's a huge moment of reckoning for him! He doubles back! He realizes he fucked up and he tries to change, and in some ways it's too late, but he still commits himself to changing for the better even if it kills him. Which. The DTs could have very easily killed him. It's just as much of a transformation for Crozier as the flogging was for Hickey.

It's so neat. These two men having these massive transformations involving deep personal suffering, and in Crozier's case, Hickey is a footnote, and in Hickey's case, Crozier is the cruel hand of God.

Or somwthing idk I'm like really sick and the nyquil hit.

Anyway I'm not going to bat for Hickey and saying he was right but I think we need to bear in mind that he's a sewer in the sense that he is the sum total of the society he came from and everything that was put into him- love and hate and betrayal and cruelty and everhrhjngi- and in the end, he is colonialism taken to its logical extreme. He's gonna fight God and then become God because he is Special (and Britain is going to conquer the passage and thus control the world because they have the power of God and anime- I mean uhhh they're doing it for queen and country so they are totally right and correct for trying to exploit a sea route for spice, right 🙄). Except he gets torn apart because nature doesn't give a shit.

Idk. Hickey gradually becomes warped into everything Wrong with the Franklin Expedition from the outset, and Crozier isn't a perfect saint who is right all the time and that's why I love this show. I'm gonna go to sleep now.

#terrorposting #amc the terror #the terror amc #cornelius hickey #francis crozier #somebody insert that iasip meme of charlie in front of the corkboard #i love hickey because he has limitless ambition but is also a huge dumbass and the fact that #his only redeeming quality is that hes in love with a guy who divorced him and he wants to be someones pet so bad #adam nagaitis i am cupping your face begging for your notes #the mans takes are chefs kiss and i like that hickey isnt senselessly evil from the outset hes just a scrapper who #got fucked over too many times and decided to make some bad decisions #and i love crozier because he is flawed!!! hes complicated and messy and hurtful and raw!!! #and his transformation is incredible!!! goddamn!!!

[ibeewashere]

I would like. to pretty please have a chat. just a little silly little talk with whoever thought of everlight Brad so that I can just give them a quick little kiss. just a quick little smooch on the forehead. yk??

#brad bakshi #danny pudi #mythic quest #everlight #everlight mythic quest #seriously #he’s so. #he’s so gorgeous fr and I want to know #I want to know who gave him the right #please just let me kiss his little forehead #just one smooch #he’s so perfect #and so very babygirl #the most babygirl ever #the only man ever #seriously what gave him the right #hes so fucking beautiful #you don’t understand #i need to give him a hug #somebody sedate me #everlight Brad is the reason I wake up #HE MINORED IN ARCHERY??? #also I love a man who can fence #he has me in a chokehold

[selfindulgentfandomstuff]

fuuuuccck. Fine. I guess he can be added to the f/o list.

New f/o everyone, heressss Mr. Tom Wambsgans (against my better judgment/hj)

#Dark and lonely…I need somebody to hold me #<- tentative ship tag for Tom x Elia (self insert) #naturally its a lana song lyric 🙄/lh #it’s not my fault her songs fit some of my selfships so damn well !! #anyways yeaaa Tom. I like him. I want to have a heated argument with him and then we kiss hard <3 #he’s such a fucking weirdo and he’s so melodramatic *dreamy sigh*

[burnt-brains]

today i got kissed. yippee.

#guys its not gay to kiss the homies #kiss all the homies you want #as long as theyre ok #kiss ur besties #you odnt have to be attracted to somebody to kiss them #you dont have to be romantically or sexually attracted to somebody to be ok with engaging in homo activities with them #fuck the homies #yknow who else did that? #thats for billie to answer #and sam ig #ew no they did not fuck #theyre just #people i know #i didnt fuck them either

[ssaalexblake]

I'm really sick of Thasmin being held to a higher standard than other doctor and companion ships. It's like people like to conveniently forget every other era in this show and make out like most of this is isolated to Thasmin, when in reality Thasmin is actually imo the Most Verbally Explicit doctor x companion ship in all of nu!who, Including the one where the doctor was actually married to the other person.

Like, hate it, whatever, but don't try and act like the other ships of this ilk were masterfully designed love stories where everybody is on the same page and the doctor is honest and open about their feelings, because that's blatantly false. 13 is nigh on unique for her honesty in lotsd.

#dw shit #dw spoilers #most of the time its up in the air if the doctor even Likes river #the kisses were all fucking awful and i remain #forever thankful than chibnall doesn't find #grabbing somebody out of the blue and forcing yourself on them Funny. #which is what almost All of those other kisses y'all are talking about are. laughs. jokes. bad jokes. #and i am actually kind of pissed at the people mad bc the gay ship should he treated as well #would trade the emotional resonance and love And symbolic marriage for an awful gag kiss #you dont ship it. you want to watch them make out. those are not the same.

[freakurodani]

you see, i cant have nice things bc i read a Pixar's cars au for a ship i like and i grew up on country music so now im day dreaming about falling in love in the red american southwest, sharing a canteen and looking at each other too long while tim mcgraw plays in the background

#and also debut taylor swift bc i WAS there when our song dropped #and it was the first song I was ever obsessed with #conspiracy lvl: text #anyway if you want the fic ill link it to u its a kagehina cars au they arent actually cars but drivers and its so fucking good #i wanna kiss somebody and taste dirt on them ya know?

[broodygaming]

Gods that scene where Catra, in S3 "Remember", holds onto Adora and says "stay with me" just breaks my heart. Her hesitation in asking Adora what she wants. Her full, complete buy in of this "perfect" reality. Not perfect because of that power she's always saying she wants, heck, Adora is succeeding in CATRAS perfect reality, in their shared perfect reality. It's perfect because... Adora stayed. She stayed. For once in her life she stayed. Except she doesn't. Even here... she leaves.

#she ra and the princesses of power #spop #and like yadadadadada what catra has done here is bad and it's all sad and all that stuff #but like we're not talking deep interpersonal consequences we're talking broad stroke storytelling motifs #and this one is chefs kiss #like it just hit me that catra (power wise) gets severely downgraded in her PERFECT REALITY and adora is like mid manager #and that's it that's all they wanted #to not be under shadoweavers boot to have some autonomy and to be together #LOW BAR IS SO SAD #to not be left behind AGAIN #gods every time I watch this I relate more and more to catra #the impulse to burn down your bridges before they hurt you #so you say fuck them all and isolate isolate isolate lashing out at anyone who comes near #but all ive ever learned from love is how to shoot at somebody who outdrew you #and it's not a cry you hear at night it's not somebody who's seen the light... it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah

[cactusdodes]

.

#ok gotta write this here because i don't have my journal to write in #buuuut i just went on a second date with somebody that i am really excited about:) #last week i went to their place and we had a little art night (the art didn't even last that long lol) #and i took them for a ride on my moped even though it was freezing and we tried to play poptropica and just talked for hooours #i stayed there until like 4am (neither of us made a move bc we both had a small panic of 'oh wait do they want just friends?') #and then last night they came over to mine and we went to the local little movie rental and got the calamari wrestler (highly recommend) #and we finally got to play poptropica (and then finally kissed lol) and then watched twilight even though it was 2am #and we didn't fall asleep until like past 6am i think #we're crazy fucking similar too #but yeah.. i'm excited :) #blake says shit

[sapphic-luthor]

i am really on the verge of identifying as a lesbian because i feel like that label really does fit me but what’s confusing me is that there is one fictional tv show character who’s a man who is probably the only man i’ll ever Like but it does really confuse me as to why i feel like i may find him attractive but never any man irl

would just like to generally casually direct you to the lesbian masterdoc just in case you were looking for a bit of a read this lovely friday eve

#i will say i am like attracted to many a man who does not exist #this was part of the reason i was able to affirm the fact that im a lesbian and ignore some of that comphet #is bc i realised i only liked men in theory and not in practice at all #in my early days i’d match men on tinder and flirt w them and run for my life if they tried to meet #i’d make eyes at boys at parties and as soon as they approached me be hugely unwelcoming #like i only liked men who didnt exist or whose traits i could invent myself in my mind #and before i knew i was a lesbian i thought that was me ‘being picky’ #but actually it was me purposely (but not consciously) creating unattainable standards that no man alive could fill #because; reader; as you may have guessed; i did not and do not like men #but it took a while to work that out confidently! a long while #take your time in the meantime like #i always was annoyed by people who were like ‘labels don’t matter!’ bc i fucking wanted one i felt good about #and i got there eventually but all i can offer for advice in the meantime is like #nobody cares tbh. just lie. tell somebody you’re a lesbian then tell the next you’re bi and just fuckin wing it #nobody’s gonna bust your door down for using different labels whenever u feel like it #just . kiss women and have crushes on fictional men and eventually itll work its way into a label you’re comfortable with #answered #anonymous

[gravitywonagain]

okay okay, modern au crossover where the wens nominate single father and certified disaster bi wei wuxian for queer eye

#mostly i just want karamo to sit wwx down and say something like 'would you ever tell your son he's a burden?' #and for jonathan to clock the mutual pining btwn wwx and lwj like 'so we're totally in love with your baby lz and i love that for you' #and for bobby to see all of the space made for toddler a'yuan and make wwx a place where he can fuck-i-mean-have-adult-time #and for antoni to teach him how to use appropriate qty of spices but like with recipe help from popo or something #and (finally) for tan france to look at wwx's threadbare secondhand wardrobe and put him in clothes that make him feel good!!! #and at the end of the week house warming party or something wwx pulls lwj aside and kisses him full on the mouth #that's it #that's the au #my nonsense #somebody write this and send it to me please!!! #otherwise i'm gonna have to watch a bunch of queer eye so i can get the episode structure down and i just don't have time

[tsukidrama]

what happens to reader after annie goes into the crystal? does she join levi's squad? what's her experience during the war against marley? what's her reaction to reiner and bertholdt?

I IMMEDIATELY GOT SO EXCITED UPON READING THIS MESSAGE HEHE *cracks knuckles*

okay okay i'm going lay out a basic timeline from after the Female Titan arc all the way up until the timeskip!

homegirl is imprisoned for a good bit after what happens in Stohess - in an actual jail cell for a bit, but then she's allowed back into the barracks essentially on house arrest. i mentioned in the last chapter of please be that Hanji is the only person who Reader feels comfortable giving details to while interrogated. and since Hanji is a very busy bee constantly on the move, Reader ends up becoming a reluctant addition to their entourage.

during the Clash of the Titans arc reader just kind of trails behind whoever she's with at whatever given time, in handcuffs and being mopey. while shit is going down at Ulgard Castle, she's bonding with EMA while Hanji is investigating the wall titan.

y'all know how after the Survey Corps come in to kill all the titans, the only ones who will go within a 20ft radius of Ymir are Hanji (research purposes) and Hisu (gay purposes). i think that reader would be right there behind the two of them, if for no other reason to be a source of comfort for Historia. i mean, if anybody is going to understand the predicament of your lesbian lover turning out to be a Titan....? they are definitely friends.

in her emotional whirlwinds immediately following The Crystal, reader goes from being friends with Reiner and Bertholdt, to being extremely bitter and distrustful of them. back when they were in the training corp she was ABSOLUTELY aware that ABR were a trio with lots of history together, and knows Annie was close to both of them in a way she wasn't with anyone else. she picked up on the 'team' vibes they gave off, dysfunctional as it was, and she starts to resent them for not helping Annie and leaving her behind. she gets this idea into her head that the only way she can protect Annie is by ratting them out. she definitely tells anyone who will listen that she suspects them of being traitors/titans/whatever the fuckin theory is at that point in the storyline.

but ofc she's just as caught off-guard as everyone else is by the sudden reveal and the transformation on the walls. and anyway she's still cuffed throughout all of this so she really can't do anything besides being emotional support for the people who need it.

whenever everybody else goes to get eren back for that big battle, reader is not allowed to go. she goes to the village to confirm the titans = people theory. the only significant thing that would've happened on the battlefield significant to reader would be that her opinion on Armin goes sour after she learns about what he said in order to get an emotional reaction from Bert. tbh that opinion remains low up until TRNT timeline, bc reader feels that he uses Annie as a tool to get what he wants (which he does, multiple times, just saying). she's not a dick about it but she doesn't get over it until years have passed.

she visits the crystal every 2 or 3 months, basically giving Annie updates on her life and cleaning up the area. lmao i once had an idea that never got written that's literally just reader talking about her day while sweeping up cobwebs and dust from the floor, wiping down the crystal if it's dirty, etc.

i don't think she would join Levi squad - i see her being absorbed into Hanji squad by default after the tagging-along-in-handcuffs turns into genuine trust/reliability. reader is motivated to find out the answers to the million questions she was left with concerning Annie so she commits herself to that in the only way she can, which is being a good soldier.

emotionally she's very empty, and i see her becoming a lot closer with Historia from here on out. they cry about being abandoned together. i love the idea of them still being friends and hanging out even after Historia becomes the queen. i want to include Hisu in TRNT so bad but I'm struggling to come up with a good way to bring her into the story that feels organic.

after the battle to retake the wall + basement reveal, she learns of the Warrior Unit and how young Annie must've been forced to do awful things. i have a vague plan for writing a fic about this one-sided conversation - i'd probably make it a direct parallel to the crystal scene in Please Be part 3 with a similar continuous train of thought-style storytelling and speculation about what she must've gone through. just like, really sad stuff. genuinely heartbreaking shit.

as much as I hate that Moblit died and it agonizes me to think about, i like the idea of Reader stepping up to perform those same jobs once he's gone. the two of them get a lot closer over the timeskip too (i'm allowed to do this because hanji isn't around for TRNT and i need in my soul to include them in this story as much as possible). reader becomes less combat-oriented and more into of a research position and just helping carry out day-to-day Commander duties. essentially a desk job, almost like a secretary?

ideally i would like reader to be minimally involved in murdering innocent people, if possible. during the attack on Liberio i see her being the airship with Hanji and Onyankopon.

i haven't thought much about what would happen for her after that point, though. i have ideas for Annie interactions but not really for where reader sits in canon for that final stretch

if one of you bitches (affectionate) wants come talk to me about any of this in the DMs i am so open to that, because i had so much fun writing this post out! heheh

if you have any more questions about Annie's reader and her extremely depressing life pleeeeeaaaase, i would love to answer it! and i'll love you forever if you give me an outlet for this creativity-fueled infodump

#if reader was to have a ... hmmm lets call it a 'dalliance'.... it'd be with Hisu..... really it would be so sad though #just two very broken people trying to feel close to SOMEBODY even if it's not the person they're pining for #they never date or anything they are just your typical everyday lesbian friends who have definitely kissed and probably fucked #no jealousy they just want to see each other find happiness. reader feels LOTS of pain on Hisu's behalf every time she sees the Jaw #part of why reader is allowed to visit the crystal so often is because Hisu says she's allowed to. and nobody argues with the queen obvi #and while we are all getting keyed up about these concepts pls remember that i will not be writing fics about 95% these ideas #enjoy the lore and enjoy how it adds to the story as a whole but honestly i'll be so sad if people start asking me to write more #this series is a monster and it's hard enough to keep up with as is. so no i will not be writing fic. before anyone has the chance to ask. #annie-isms #cottagecanon #trnt annie #tsuki answers

[aloyssobek]

The school holidays always make me a little weird.....anyway my brain won't shut tf up about identity things again and maybe I just need to id as queer idfk at this point

#personal #dnt rblg #it's 2 am but idk anymore man #maybe i just need to try and go to more queer things in Melbourne #and reconnect with ppl #bc like once again i am surrounded just by single ppl or straight cis ppl #idk like i feel connected to other sapphics #but maybe i need to make out with a guy just to ya know be sure #but i still don't know if i even want to date a guy if I'm a girl #and i feel like i can't be loose with labels bc my brain fucking short circuits if i am #but also lesbian has felt like it fits and when i see images of historical lesbians I'm like yeah!! #idfk man #maybe it's also been like 2 years since i last went on a date #and like....5 years since I've had sex let alone kissed somebody #I've had crushes but rn i feel so...... disconnected from that part of me #but also dating apps fucking suck and i don't have the energy for them #so it's a little self inflicted #idk i just need someone to lay their entire body on top of mine for a while #edit: saying anything about this outloud feels like it would be too real and my brain doesn't want to deal with that rn