#fuck that???? wtf staff

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Once I was scrolling thru naruto fics and saw the tag "buisnessman!Kakashi" and all I could think about was Kakashi being a child businessman, owning all the konoha adults at doing business while wearing an oversized suit and tie. That idea is so fucking funny to me.

#obito: that kakashi! hes always showing me up by getting better deals than me >:-( #also just the idea of lil child Kakashi showing up at a business meeting and sealing the deal with an outline written in adorablly childish #handwriting. written in crayon lol #call this the naruto businessman au #every ninja is a business person and it exactly parallels canon. that is my dream #sealed inside naruto is the partial spirit of the ultimate buisnessman but its too powerful and everyones afraid #fucking hashirama's face on the wall as the company founder lmao rip madara: fuck this company ur brother embarrassed my brother so bad #at deal making that he died. im gonna tear it all down. face me hashirama! deal for deal. ill become the ultimate businessman ill control #the world and put an end to all this business! #oh got its so weird like the founders waterpark au that i also keep deep in my heart #anyway this is weird wtf am i doing. procrastinating and its like almost 11 i should keep writing or go to sleep lol #but wait: 10 years ago the spirit of a ferral businessman was unleashed upon this building. there was no stopping him. his charisma was #unmatched. his expense reports! his terrible otherworldly expense reports! he was too efficient! he fired half the staff! the spirit of #that buisnessman is sealed inside of u naruto. thats why theyre so afraid of u. and then cut to naruto in an oversized buisness suit #looking shocked. aw iruka as a daycare working. cute #anyway this is fucking dystopian lol #unrelated #naruto ramblings

[grumpytrans]

what the hell are you talking about ive been on this hellsite for 12 years

#there's hundreds of thousands of posts on my blog at this point. #what the actual fuck #tumblr #so confused #reblog #blog #staff #lmao #wtf #me #mine #hellsite #badge #blogging #liveblogging

[nuka-rockit]

hey anyone else think its a terrible idea to hide peoples urls when reblogging their posts. how am i going to find out who made that post i thoroughly enjoyed if TUMBLR HIDES THEIR NAMES FROM ME

#tumblr #staff #wtf is this shit #how tf am i supposed to look at someones blog #if its hidden #i used to be able to see their url when rb'ing so i could check out their blog #now i cant #this fucking sucks #ok to rb #even twitter lets you know who said the thing you like #THATS how bad youre doing. shame #shame

[soldier-poet-king]

Should not be feeling prideful abt the fact that I treat housekeeping staff like Actual Human Beings unlike MOST of my office and therefore I got to hear all about her kids and was shyly asked if I could help design & print smthn bc her kids are coming home from college, but like, I AM, this is my crowning achievement at work but really it should just be like. The baseline of human decency. And YET.

Not to be like We Live In A Society but :/

#franposting #anyway its also like. maam. youre old enough to be my mom. im ur kids age #idgaf that i have a desk job and my own office you are clearly My Superior and i will walk across hot coals for you #everyone is SO mean esp to english as additional language learners #and im just. i will fucking kill you all #also the ABSOLUTE like. messes people leave? or just ignore the staff? dont stop and chat? #like yeah we dont speak the same language and sometimes conversations are hard but like. try ur fuckin Best #anyway this isnt even really pride this is just #rage and disgust at how middle class white collar workers treat housekeeping and maintenance #maybe i just got used to growing up poor and working class #and now working an office job im like. wtf. yall really act like this to another human being wtf #theyre not even actively rude its just like. omg dont create extra work thats not her job #stop and say hi and chat. TREAT HER LIKE A COWORKER BC SHE FUCKIN IS #SHES NOT UR GODDAM NANNY SHES A HUMAN BEING I S2G #its made worse by the fact that mt workplace is REDACTED and therefore should know/do better

[kellodrawsalot]

Hey @staff what about the people who are no longer with is

Thus is fucked up

#Anti ai #fuck you tumblr #Wtf #ai generated #Theft #tumblr staff

[jewishwizard]

There is a very specific sort of antisemitism that is seemingly common in mental health facilities and its fucking terrifying

#the last 2 times ive been in a mental hospital it was always the most visibly jewish person who got targeted by nurses #and i happened to be the most visibly jewish person in a psychward the last time #its like. the 1st time there were more jewish people in there and the one of us who got it the worst was an older woman with bipolar disord #and like. many of us who noticed how terrible she was getting treated had to tell staff off multiple times #like wtf stop u r literally just poking her with a stick at this point trying to get her to have a meltdown so u have an excuse #to lock her away #it was so fucked #and the rest of us jews in there were like... slightly more stable enough to ignore the taunting from staff #like they'd find the smallest shit to get on our asses about or tell us we're being delusional abt things out of nowhere #like they tried to get a rise out of us specifically so they could frame us as crazy and neurotic when we get frustrated #and the last time i had the mosfortune of being the 1 of 2 jews who was visible and very unstable #i was made sick by nurses on purpose and then gaslit when i was up all night vomiting #i had to be given an injection and sedated the next day just so i would stop projectile vomiting all over my room #i had multiple seizures and they told.me i was throwing myself on the floor #they did things to make me break on purpose #and they did it to others to but #it was different w how they did it to me? #and when they didn't let me go to the main eating area bc i kept fainting/seizing they ordered me shit with pork when i have kosher diet #it was fucked and i know this is a problem #its a problem in outpatient too #i ended up homeless for like a year bc an antisemitic counselor fucked me over #vent

[vsingers]

i love you hatsune miku

#im so sorry for what miku expo is doing to you #the fucking. fan who spent over $1000 cad for the flower stands at the vancouver show #who got permission beforehand but when he got to the venue they told him he couldn't set up?? #then the police got involved?? that poor guy #the way staff has handled this expo so far has been soooooo much worse than previous years. and previous years already weren't amazing #OH YEAH THE GUY GOT HIS STANDEES STOLEN TOO Wtf #heinous. very interested to see how the rest of the tour goes #t

[melodyofthevoid]

I keep dreading refreshing my dash bc I’m scared it’s going to update to the new one 

#seriously like #what the fuck is the point of the buttons being on the side #it takes up so much space #there's a few blogs that are staff run and the one I check (cyle) basically goes over wtf is going on #is it patronizing? yeah #the tone isn't great #but please use the feedback forms to let them know that we're not about this #and BE SPECIFIC #I still have a sinking feeling that they're not going to change this #because there's this underlying tone of 'we know better than our users do' #I hope I'm wrong #but I've got a bad feeling about this #melody rambles

[liu-yu-xin]

Got suspended from twt again for telling smtown i hope their building gets hit by a plane. 😐

#their fuck ass staff talking to wayv like that makes me SICK. 1000 planes crash into sm ent right NOW #and they were comfortable with filming and editing and publishing it so wtf are they telling them behind closed doors it must be 100x worse #like straight up gaslighting happening in there. and what are they telling those groups full of 16 year olds #its actually so fucked bc u have no education locked up training every day can barely read and write and there are ppl whose job it is #to manipulate u. and ur a tenth grader with no strong sense of self how do u come out of that unscathed mentally and physically #sidney talks shit

[fortunatefires]

Really hate that tumblr just showed me something one of my mutuals liked. They didn't even reblog it. Is nothing sacred? I didn't ask to hear about their kinks and they did not want to show me! Straight up name dropped them "Liked by ____" if they wanted anyone to know, then they would have REBLOGGED IT! Tf is up with this site?

#What the fuck is up with that #Probably the worst feature I have ever seen #Absolutely hate it #Is there a way to hide your likes? #Because I had no clue they were doing that #Tumblr #Text #Text post #Staff #tumblr staff #Wtf #Like???? #update

[chimivx]

tumblr has a text post limit...? what the hell?

i want to post something that is 34k words and i... can't?

#help me??? bc wtf??? #writer help #HELP #tumblr help #tumblr staff #what the fuck

[saintartemis]

I HATE THIS NEW LAYOUT

I HATE THIS NEW LAYOUT

I HATE THIS NEW LAYOUT

PUT IT BACK

#1000 lashings with a wet noodle to whoever the fuck decided that this was a good idea #wtf staff #I usually try to be sympathetic with what y’all put up with but this is not a good idea

[rouge-the-bat]

just saw a blog saying theyll report yandere and kink blogs like... its one thing to have a dni but to just pointlessly report blogs that arent against the rules on the site bc u dont like them ??? wack shit

#like wtf do u think staff is gonna do fr. stop being a puritantical pussy #i think dnis are dumb but theyre better than whatever the fuck that shit is LOL

[chaoticvictorianspirit]

[okay strap in cause I'm ranting tonight]

@staff @wip @humans @support

stop this algorithm driven hell, stop the capitalist madness, stop this tiktokification

borrowing concepts from "popular social media apps" is pretty much the worst business decision you could make. this is not a social media platform targeted to everyone and their mother, this is a blogging site with a very finely working ecosystem. like it or not tumblr will never appeal to the broad public. and you don't want it to, trust me!! the twitter/instagram/tiktok people don't want to use your website and never will, no matter how much you try to roll out Generic Offbrand Tiktok App n.385. they don't need it. to them tumblr is dead and irrelevant and full of incomprehensible weirdos. you know who *will* use your app and generate site traffic and revenue? the fucking core user base that's been here since the dawn of time. the people who affectionately nicknamed tumblr the Hellsite yet spend their lives glued to their dashboard babbling about blorbos and wizards and ballpits and ea-nasir's bitch ass copper. the people who flock to tumblr exactly and solely because it is not the damn profit driven attention span reducing minor sexualising social bubbles creating algorithmic pit of despair these other apps are. all you're achieving with these decisions is alienating the only demographic you have and ever will appeal to. have you ever read anything on here? if there's one thing an average tumblr user hates it's capitalistic money grabs. replacing the blog tab with the marketplace tab is a clear signal as to what you think is more important and even though the reading comprehension on this site has never been strong, we know how to read between the lines. and we're pissed. but mostly we're disappointed and fucking sad because we already see how this will cause the downfall of tumblr, the last place of refuge for many a internet dweller.

what I'm trying to say is please stop trying to appeal to the tiktok girlies. they don't care. they don't need you. instead focus on keeping your current users cause they'll stick with you through thick and thin as long as you don't turn this into glitchy instagram in a wig.

we won't leave.

we don't want to leave.

we don't have anywhere else to go, you're not losing us to competition.

this is OUR carefully cultivated space with zero working features and a gazillion problems and we will die protecting it.

but if you chase us out with a broom that's on you.

#tumblr update #tumblr #staff #tumblr ramblings #update bashing #I know no one will read this but I'm angry and sad and needed to vent #hellsite #hellsite update #tumblrmart #what the fuck staff #wtf staff #keep tumblr weird #don't tiktokify my home please #anti tiktok #tiktok bashing #tiktok bad #anti instagram #instagram bashing #instagram bad

[robbybarnes]

Yay i'm finally back to civilization and tecnology and first thing i decide to do is to come here on Tumblr. To find what? New followeeeeeeerrrrrs!

If your name is here and you're a human, but your blog is private and i blocked you...

In the name of the Dean, the Sam and the holy Castiel. Amen.

#fucking pornbots #tumblr staff #wtf is happening

[asenkaengel]

Pretty big deal that TK said he felt UNSAFE at his OWN SHOW, though.

#aew #tony khan #all elite wrestling #aew collision #yes he is an evil billionaire but he flat out said punk put his fucking staff in danger #sorry i have no sympathy for him #it is one thing to have a go at other wrestlers but wtf does anyone else have to do with it #for the fuck-os: punk allegedly lunged at tk and a couple of staff members and joe had to tell him to cut the shit #which the very second you go after ppl just trying to do their jobs you get what you deserve