#fuck warte

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Ich könnt ja jetzt asks beantworten aber das kommt dann doch ein bisschen asozial rüber

#Deutschposting #34min sind übrig #another anon ask #fuck warte #eine andere anonyme Frage #WARTE #FICK #boah klingt das schlecht übersetzt #und Leute die englisch als 1.Sprache haben müssen sich das ja echt genauso geben #wie‘s sich für mich grad anhört #rip #…warte. #rif #lol #lol klappt sogar aber meint halt das genaue Gegenteil vom Original

[hiding-under-the-willow]

anyways. What

#atlas.art #artists on tumblr #mcyt #hermitcraft #hc s10 #docm77 #joehills #joe hills #juppet #vintagebeef #doc beef and joe just slowly fucking loosing it throughout this interaction is one of my favorite things that's ever happened on hermitcraf #also. watching his fucking gigantic hour glass slowly grow in the background of other peoples videos for the last week #why did he do that to himself so early in the season omg 😭 #it literally is so ridiculously large it is insane. it looks insane next to everything else around it. it takes up the entire skyline #im thinking about keralis. who built his lake facing the shopping district so he could avoid looking at iskall's monolith while fishing #or mumbo and grian joking about making the biggest mega build in the shopping district for their wart shop. good luck with that now lmao #seriously if you haven't already y'all should go watch Wels' last video if only to see that thing grow in the background throughout the vid #wels built an entire castle on accident in that video and i still spent the entire duration going 'DOC WHAT THE HELL' it was so distracting

[petpluto]

Xander proposing at the end of season 5, and then not telling anyone for the summer and struggling in season 6 makes complete sense to me.

Forget that this is a 20/21 year old. This is a guy who has had a good year, in season 5. He’s gone from being listless and feeling left behind by his friends who have gone to college to having a good job. Not just a job, a career path. His skills have been *noticed*. He’s gotten a promotion, a pay bump, and the respect of his boss. He’s gotten out of his abusive parents’ basement. He is flying high and feeling good. And he proposes, because it’s not going to be the end of the world. He proposes to Anya because he doesn’t just have faith Buffy will save them all again - he knows it. Just like he knows the sun will rise tomorrow, he knows Buffy will save the world.

And then she does, but she dies doing it. One of the people Xander loves most, one of the only people I think he legitimately considers family, dies. Dies saving them. And they all just… stop. Willow, Xander, Giles, Dawn… they stop. They are existing but not living. And it’s grief and it’s guilt and it’s the promise that they’re going to get Buffy back that keeps them in stasis. And Xander doesn’t want to tell the gang he got engaged, not when it’s the gang minus Buffy, not when they plan to make the gang whole again soon. They get her back, and it’s not time now, either, because Buffy is back but she’s also not herself. She’s hurting and quiet and separate from them in a way that was never true before. They brought Buffy back, but the gang isn’t whole. Not yet. And then he feels compelled to tell them all that he’s engaged, when the Buffy who came back starts to feel like normalcy, when everyone is together and he sees this amazing woman he wants to spend the rest of his life with.

But then the rest of the year happens. He felt sure footed when he proposed; Xander knew who he was and where he was going. But since then, it’s been one blow after another. Buffy’s death, learning they ripped her from heaven, Tara and Willow breaking up, Willow struggling with magic… Everything is whispering to him the good times don’t last. He doesn’t get to keep the good things in his life. Not Buffy, not Willow. Not Anya. Xander came so far from being that abused kid hiding from his father in his basement, or camping out in the back yard on Christmas; but he starts feeling dragged back down in it. He is the screw up. He is the problem. He could be his father, might be like his father, is like his father. He could hurt the one person he wants to spend the rest of his life with - he is going to be the death of her. Anya starts planning their wedding, and every family member he has pushes this funhouse mirror closer and closer until it feels like it’s just a mirror. Like it’s reflecting his reality.

Xander wanted to be married to Anya, but he didn’t want Anya to be married to him. Not the him he feared he was or the man he worried about becoming. And I wish season 6 had done more with that, because the storyline runs deep through all of the preceding seasons and shines brightly in Hell’s Bells.

#xander harris #buffy the vampire slayer #season 6 #Xander’s storyline is one of the only ones I come back to time and time again in season 6 #because it’s understated #it’s told mainly through throwaway lines and acting #until it explodes in Hell’s Bells #and it works so much better for me than Buffy’s or Willow’s storylines #the other storyline I truly love is Dawn’s #the show seems disinterested in its non-paranormal characters by this point #but that means the issues they have are smaller in a lot of ways #quieter #it draws me in and makes me want to stay #anyway I fucking love Xander #all of his faults #all of his warts #all of his many issues #make complete sense to me #along side his amazing qualities #btvs meta

[eemoo1o-tfrmoo]

I love the concept of the dragons and riders being soulmates. They’re best friends, and they have found one another at last. It’s why I love how Hiccup assigned each of his friends a dragon based on a specific aesthetic. And I think I love the design choices for the second film, too. Main example is actually Hookfang & Snotlout and Hiccup & Toothless. The dragons each have addition bits of facial appendage (Hookfang on his chin and Toothless along his jaw “to show his age”) to mirror their riders’ own facial hair. So fucking neato.

#you could argue that httyd 2 Fishlegs’ facial hair was also to parallel meatlugs’ warts but yk. thw fucked up #oh- and in the second film’s promotional pieces hookfang is chewing on snotlout’s helmet and lo and behold the tips of the horns have lost #their colour. from the chewing! #httyd #httyd 2 #how to train your dragon 2 #snotlout jorgenson #hookfang #toothless #hiccup haddock #character design #dragon #dragon riders #original post

[fluffypotatey]

Okay, but like...what if in "Queen of Hearts," Arthur followed through on his threat before Morgana did her sorcery frame-up, and he and Gwen just dipped (with Merlin, obviously)? Like, he leaves an Official Statement of Resignation on his desk with his signet ring, renouncing his claim to the throne and all that? The three of them are halfway to Essetir before anyone notices they're gone.

And on the way, they just happen to chance across some smugglers? Logic dictates that Tristan and Isolde started their hustle during Uther's reign for them to be as good as they are in S4 when Arthur had only been king a few months tops. They're still initially suspicious, ofc, but they warm up a lot faster considering the situation, and they're always down with someone who says "fuck the king" with their whole chest. The trio takes up with them bc they're always on the move and make a living on not being found, which is exactly what they need rn because Uther will be looking for them.

But if they want to stay, they gotta contribute. House rules.

Now, insofar, Tristan and Isolde are strictly transport. They're more or less fences. They don't do the actual theft part. But the trio can. Arthur can blend right in with the rich people they rip off, and he's bougie enough to pick out the Good Shit and pass on the knockoffs. Merlin and Gwen can blend right in with the servants to case the joint and swipe the goods, not to mention Gwen's knowledge of metalworking means being able to dismantle jewelry pieces without damaging them and making them untraceable, and Merlin can cover their tracks with magic (he'd have told them after they left) and create distractions as needed.

Arthur does have a small crisis when he realises he makes a better grifter than a prince, but then it's just really funny. He is now the Once and Future King of Thieves. Tristan and Isolde are the envy of the black market scene bc of their "secret weapons."

Bonus points if this is how they meet the rest of the squad bc legit the only knight that isn't a confirmed criminal is Percival, but he's also besties with Lancelot, so it's implied he might be.

Knights of the Criminal Enterprise.

you could have just kissed me on the spot you know

#god i'm in love with this concept #never thought i'd find a canon divergent merwenthur au where they're the top dogs of Albion's criminal empire #s5 is them realizing that camelot is in deep shit bc morgana took up the throne after they left and arthur still loves his kingdom #he's conflicted about going back bc 1) that's his home and it deserves better 2) he likes his life rn 3) he's in denial about morgana's #corruption arc no matter how many times he hears about ('that's not gana merlin those people don't know her like i do' and merlin doesn't #have the heart to tell arthur about her plots to kill both him and uther and gwen) it's not until leon arrives that arthur has to accept it #also elyan introduces merwenthur to tristan & isolde bc obvi he left with the gang (he promised her that he'd always be there and he intend #to keep that promise!) #lancelot when he meets the gang during a heist and he's their target's bodyguard ('...fancy meeting you here' 'literally what the fuck') #the tristan adoption process happens faster in this au bc tristan isn't aware that arthur (affectionately called wart) is the prince #gwen putting her smithing skills to good use and having them be acknowledged????? well mark me down as a swooning damsel #her and elyan being a dynamic duo when it comes to smelting or forging a quarter master's keys #bbc merlin #merwenthur #once and future king of thieves #or Albion's Oceans 11 #arthur pendragon #gwen #merlin emrys #tristan and isolde #headcanons

[thetarttfuldickhead]

A Jamie-centric pre-OT3 Christmas story told in 25 short chapters.

Masterpost / AO3

25.

Epilogue

Roy called her in the evening, as Keeley was carefully removing her make-up in front of the bathroom mirror. It had been a long day, a stifled Christmas lunch with her mother followed by Richmond’s home game against Norwich in the afternoon. At least Richmond had won, managing a by the skin of their teeth 1-0 after a late and defiant goal by Jamie.

She thought she’d seen him looking up at the VIP box as the team celebrated around him, and she’d blown him a little kiss, even if she knew the distance was too far for him to catch it.

Next to her, Rebecca had raised one perfectly plucked eyebrow in a perfect expression of slightly sceptical interest. “And here I thought you were here to support me.”

“I am here to support you,” Keeley had said firmly. “Because I’m an amazing friend and I’d show up to support you with chants and balloons of cute animals and stuff at your murder trial, especially if Rupar’s the victim. But I told you, he’s been having a rough time of it.”

Not telling Rebecca about what had gone down with Jamie and Roy the other day had never been an option. Rebecca had listened with a frown, and asked if she needed to do anything about James Tartt. Keeley had said no, for the moment: Jamie needed to be the one to make the call on that.

“Hey you,” Roy said now, looking properly fit in the black suit he usually put on for his pundit appearances (and which, to the untrained eye, looked identical to all his other black suits, but Keeley knew him and fashion better than most, and thought the Hugo Boss was a particularly nice look on him).

“Hi, babe.” Keeley propped the phone against a moisturiser bottle, so she could continue her routine while they talked. “You back from work then?”

“Yeah. Took fucking ages, because Cartrick wouldn’t fucking shut up. You’d think he’d run out of things to be wrong about after six hours, but no, if the filming crew hadn’t started making noises about needing to go home to their families, we’d still be there.”

Keeley hummed in agreement, even though she suspected Roy was maybe exaggerating things a little. Sometimes it was best to just let him vent belligerently for a bit, get it out of his system. Besides, it was lovely to have him care about things enough to be pissed about them again. Roy was a passionate man, and Keeley loved him for it; having seen him go through the motions with nary a flicker of true feeling throughout the autumn had been awful.

Speaking of caring… “You catch any of the Richmond game?” she asked.

He grunted. “We didn’t really cover any of the Championship games, but yeah, saw some of the highlights.”

“Jamie played well, didn’t he? Seemed a little more aggressive than he’s been lately.”

Roy grunted again, but kept his mouth stubbornly shut. Not ready to talk about the advice he’d given Jamie last night, then. Fair enough; it’d keep.  

Roy kept on saying nothing, though, when normally he would have tried to move on by changing the subject or asking her about her day. When Keeley glanced over at the screen she saw that he was looking unhappy, dark eyebrows furrowed.

Keeley cocked her head to the side. “You all right, babe? Something on your mind?”

“No, it’s… “ He paused, and she waited, until finally he let out a frustrated huff. “It’s just Jamie’s fucking dad, right?” His lips curled. “I can’t stop thinking— Jamie was in a right fucking mess when I walked in on them. Not physically, it was just scrapes, but he was so fucking quiet. It wasn’t natural, not having the little muppet run his mouth like he was getting paid for it.”

“He seemed all right after,” Keeley said hesitantly, because Jamie had, when he left them on the morning of Christmas Eve and when they talked to him yesterday. Happier than normally, even. But Roy was right, it seemed a little strange in retrospect, that he had shaken it off so completely, given the state of him when she first arrived at Roy’s three nights ago. “You think he’s used to it,” she realised aloud. “That’s why he bounced back so quickly.”

“I know arseholes like that, okay? My sister fucking married one. So yeah, I don’t think it’s the first time it happened, and it probably won’t be the last either, and I keep on fucking wondering if his dad’s the reason he walked out on City, and City’s playing Chelsea in a couple of week s and I—“ He paused again. “I know it’s fucking stupid, it’s none of my business. I don’t even like the prick.”

Keeley had a sneaking suspicion that that wasn’t quite as true as it once had been, but she didn’t mention that. Let Roy reach that conclusion when he was ready to. “I think it’s sweet,” she said instead. “The way you stepped in when he needed you to, and took care of him. I mean it,” she added off his predictable eye-roll. “I’m really proud of you, babe. And,” she pressed on, because it was true and because she knew he tended to get a little uncomfortable when things got too earnest, “it was kind of sexy, too.”

Roy’s eyebrows rose at that. “You thought me taking care of Jamie was sexy? What happened to your thing being me crying pathetically?”

“Girls have deep and complex tastes, Royo. So yeah, you being vulnerable and passionate is really hot, but as it turns out, you being all caring and protective and fetching tea really gets me going as well.” She smiled at him and he scoffed, but smiled back. “Seriously, though,” she continued, “I was thinking we should ask Jamie over some day. Just hang out a little, make sure he’s all right.”

Roy’s eyes narrowed. “You better not be suggesting we invite him to Sexy Christmas.”

“No,” Keeley said with a small a laugh, even as the thought of it sent a pleasant shiver through her. Sex with Roy was fantastic. Sex with Jamie had always been amazing. Both of them, and with the way she suspected their tastes would run exceedingly compatible, with her and with each other… Well. A girl could dream (and maybe have a wank once she got of the phone with Roy). “But dinner sometime soon, yeah?

“Fine,” Roy said, sounding like he was only reluctantly agreeing to do her a favour, but she knew him well enough to see the relief in his dark eyes.

Fuck, but she loved him. The way he cared so deeply, even when he didn’t want to, and even when he would sneer at the assertion.

“You’re so fucking hot,” she told him. “I can’t wait for the 28:th.”

He smiled for real then, that wide grin he reserved for just her and sometimes Phoebe and his sister. “Me neither,” he agreed. “I’ll see you then.”

“Yeah, see you then. Love you.”

“Love you.”

They hung up, and Keeley yawned. It was getting late, and she had to be up early tomorrow, for an entire day of what was supposedly just a bit of informal mingling for publicists, a little holiday get together on Jace Asthon’s country house, but which was in actuality the networking opportunity of the year for people in her line of business. She needed to be well-rested and looking ready to slay for this one, and had a bunch of people and business to read up on, potential sponsors and partners for Richmond.

She still took the time to send a couple of texts before turning out the lights.

hey jamie

got any plans for new year’s eve?

She hardly had time to set the phone down before it pinged with his reply.

Doesn’t really give a shit if I’m not playing for City.

Something slid into place then. “Is that why you did Lust Conquers All?” Roy asked. “To get away from you dad?”

Jamie didn’t answer, but that just said it all, didn’t it?

#THE END #THIS IS IT WE ARE HERE IT IS OVER #not gonna lie there were times where i SERIOUSLY doubted we'd ever get to this point #doing this might not have been one of my better ideas #but i am actually REALLY fucking proud i made it #warts and all #lots of love to the sweet people who have cheered me on and liked and reblogged or interacted over a ao3 #you guys are the best and quite frankly the only reason i managed to see this through #jamie's christmas carol #fic #my stuff #jamie tartt #keeley jones #roy kent

[gamingforeternity]

Cheers, Everyone!

#animation vs animator #animation vs minecraft #avm second coming #avm red #avm blue #avm yellow #avm green #nothing like a good bbq to celebrate saving minecraft from fucking disintigrating. #still cant believe this whole arc started because blue wanted god damn nether wart #2 YEARS AND 10 EPISODES JUST BECAUSE OF THAT

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

Im thinking about gravity falls (making sprites of all the characters) and I was looking at manly dan and tyler cutebiker like 'who the hell do these guys remind me of' it's bowser and luigi. Full-on bowser and luigi.

#random thoughts #gravity falls #i like their little background relationship!!! #manly dan and his kids WOULD do a bowser and koopalings group costume. #for summerween #not because it's mario but because it's a group costume #that family fucking loves matching #when his kids were younger they'd give him the ds to beat a hard level in whatever game they're playing #but now that he's older he's. not very good at video games #cutebiker. i don't know what mario character he'd dress up as? #like the obvious choice is luigi (tall lanky moustache green hat vaguely middle-aged) #but i just feel like he's a green koopa kinda guy??? like in my heart #i like the idea of him getting scared and tucking himself into his shell :] #and of course manly dan chucking him at whatever monster of the week is going after his kids #mabel's mario full stop #dipper's toad. he gives off toad energy. he's very mad about it #the obvious choice for stan is wario but like . . . nabbit? like he was a cowboy but mabel scribbled on his bandana #soos would be some fucking obscure character and be sad whenever people don't recognize who he is #that of course ends with melody recognizing who he's dressed up as and they have a moment #either wart for the bit or prince haru so melody can be peach from the og mario movie #wendy is wendy mostly to make her dad happy. #candy and grenda are their own original mario brothers (orange and blue) with the first letters of their own names embroidered on their hats #sheriff blubs and deputy durland are daisy and luigi respectively involving at least one bridal carry #this all leads up to the discovery of like. actual mario power-ups btw. including wart being the villain and no one recognizing him #except for soos ofc #i dunno who ford would be. maybe some made-up mario character who only exists in another dimension? #either that or gender-swapped rosalina. in another universe rosalina is a prince. #i just really like the idea of ford in regal attire #or he's his own oc. he's a nerd

[margle]

the fact that Artemis is canonically bisexual blows my mind every time I think about it. is it possible to love her any more??? I dont even care about her unhygienic food fetish. id let her do dubious things with a hotdog bun to me.

also it's wild to me that she (aside from cricket being gayforpay) is the only other canon lgbt member of the main cast apart from mac and yet there are only THREE dee/artemis fics on ao3 where they are the main pairing. and only ONE the waitress/artemis. i'd better get writing.

#iasip #artemis #always sunny #rare pairs #would dee and artemis ship name be dart #and the waitress and artemis could be wart #thats fucking stupid I kind of love it #Youtube

[fuckthispost-andhappybirthday]

August 21: Happy Birthday Wart Jr (Animal Crossing)!!!!

#wart jr #animal crossing #happy birthday #august 21 #21 august #fuck this post and happy birthday

[backpackofposts]

Similar to how the Minecraft cave spider is slightly smaller than the average spider model, I think glow squids should have a smaller model than the normal squid

#Which makes sense too since a lot of bioluminescent squids are smaller than your traditional/more common squid #and I just think it would be a fun little detail #like the squid having a smaller size would change absolutely none of its mechanics it’s purely aesthetic #like there are so many non-functional that were originally in Minecraft #that I find it funny when Mojang tries to claim they couldn’t add something because it wasn’t practical or realistic #cough cough fireflies cough like dude you made ocelots completely obsolete when making cats a different animal #my beef with Mojang is simple: they haven’t been updating the game they have been revamping and re-branding it #nether update? no fuck no! they added a lot of new Contant but they did not improve upon any pre-existing elements #but what about the zombie Pigman weren’t they updated? no they were replaced by something inspired by them #with a zombie version to calm the crowd. #because if they’re their own species now with their own spawning structures then who the fuck do the nether fortress is belong to!? #The nether update added a lot of things that were inspired off of pre-existing things in the nether but none of them are direct improvements #for example the nether wart forest would you are unable to get nether wart from #The new soul sand valley is interesting but I wish your soul Sand actually looked like it had souls in it like the classic stuff #and I think the new sand could be improved upon if you made it look like there were hands of the souls #because I always thought you walked slowly on soul Sand because the souls were trying to drag you down with them✨ #it’s funny how much Minecraft is treated like a Game for all ages because when you really look at it I think it’s actually quite dark #but take what I say with a pinch of salt because I’m just rambling and this post was originally about squids #glow squid #minecraft glow squid #bioluminescent squid #bioluminescent #Minecraft #squid #Minecraft squid #bioluminescence #caves and cliffs #minecraft nether

[ikilledamanforthisurl]

Rom is one of the scant few examples of flanderisation done for the better

#ikildaman shut the fuck up #ds9 #ppl can have whatever gripes they wish to with rom/writing decisions made about rom thats fine. i'd probably agree with some #but i'll take this rom warts and all over generic greedy ferengi number 3453453w523243 #can you imagine how fucking boring he would be. lmao. how many episodes and good bits would be ruined. rom ily

[talentforlying]

tommy: john? constantine: mm? tommy: he had your laugh.

the way this almost made me cry just now, like!! the family man looking like john's father (who john resembles) and reminding john of himself, the demon constantine being his own double, the tulpa of the happiest possible version of himself who still turned out to be a raging monster — his scariest enemies keep ending up being versions of him.

his greatest fear is becoming a monster and he keeps coming up against that fear again and again and again. no wonder he avoids his own eyes when he looks in the mirror.

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS. #there's that one new 52 comic where he met an alternate version of himself who was practically the golden boy w/o the og connotations #a version of himself who lived his life beautifully. whose mother lived. whose father was kind. who was still with kit ryan. #and he killed that version of himself in order to return to his own universe #and i can't help but wonder if he would have killed his alternate self anyway. even if it Wasn't necessary to his survival #because as spurrier's run has shown: even the happiest version of himself is a bastard beyond redemption #and that is all john will ever see in himself. someone who blights existence by his very breath #he'll never fully recognize that it is the mistakes he's made in this life that have shaped him into the best possible version of him #warts and all. failures and all. rage and grief and loss and unhealthy coping mechanisms and all. #he'll never understand that his most feared enemies look like him bc they TERRIFY him. not because they're INEVITABLE #he would do ANYTHING to avoid becoming like the family man. like the tulpa. Any. Fucking. Thing. #splits me down the fucking middle knowing he can't see that in himself #anyway it's FINE i'm FINE #( character study. ) A WALKING PLAGUE OF A MAN. #( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE.

[dabidagoose]

JAWBONE RUELES SO SI HARD (TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE)

#rewatched the prom fight scene w/ him and adaine. fuck #he wouldnt say hes a bad person cause he has warts on his cock and a little bit on his balls. fuck #dimension 20 #fantasy high

[livingprophecy]

and people on this site wonder why others don’t want to interact with hp blogs 🙃

#transphobia tw / #jkr / #hp / #hey !!! fuck that hog/warts game!!! #idgaf if it’s nostalgia!!! fuck your nostalgia she wants to kill trans people!!!!! #there is no moral consumption of hp and that’s just the bottom line #you cannot separate art from artist. not in this case. #god y’all (the hp lovers) are so fucking stupid! #mobile. #sorry i’m really in a mood about this tonight it’s #getting to me yet again lmfao