#fucking florida man

[clearly-ambiguous]

Haaa yep of course there's now a hurricane hurtling towards the city im supposed to see ghost in later this week.

#and its gonna hit either the day before ir day of the concert #fucking florida man

[kramercafe]

I wish to do karaoke sometime soon, but seeing as how I live in bumfuck nowhere, Florida where nobody seems to understand the concept of fun, it appears I will be totally unable to fucking ROCK Lay Your Love On Me by ABBA like I do every day in the shower

#i also have a MIGHTY NEED to get the fuck out of this goddamn stuoid fucking apocalypse of a state #fucking florida man #do you realize an alligator showed up on my lawn two months ago and my neighbors thought it was the cutest thing since peridot’s size reveal #NO! That shit is NOT cute! That thing scared the motherlovin crap out of me!!! #animal control took goddamn selfies with it like it was fucking mickey mouse! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE????? #*siiiiigh* but i digest #still tho #just… #goddammit florida…

[casbeeminestiel]

I live in soup

#heat index was unfavorable today #it’s not even good soup #it’s unseasoned split pea soup #fucking florida man #goddamn 90° #at least there was a slight breeze today #yesterday was awful #sorry for the negativity on main #nothing brings it out of me like being in a constant state of boiling heat #duckposting

[sashabarkovonly]

The things i'm feeling.. Unexplainable 🥵🫣

#florida panthers #hockey #hockey player #sasha barkov #aleksander barkov #i've been feeling a whole zoo of butterflies in my stomach since i got this #HE'S SO FUCKING HOT AND THIS JUST PROVED IT. #The things that a hockey player without his shirt(In other words - Sasha) can do to me are CRAZY. #Fucking hell i won't be sleeping for days cuz all i do at night is i think about him #AND THE CHAINS GOD DAMN IT #If someone ever finds me not breathing it's because of this man #I ALSO CAN'T FUCKING PAY ATTENTION IN SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M FUCKING THINKING ABOUT THIS.

[silmecicle]

bizly but he can switch between florida man and… not? florida man.? at will

and grizzly is not a fan of florida man

#draft :3 #this was part of a minecraf roleplay we did #it was so fucking funny #stop florida man abuse #slimecicle cinematic universe #100 days zombie apocalypse #the hardest minecraft difficulty #scu #bizly #scu bizly #bizly fanart #bizlychannel #scu grizzly #grizzlyplays fanart #grizzlyplays #grizzly #florida man #scu florida man #did i say minecraf in the first tag

[amateurletariat]

Florida is just churning em out now

#transgender #lgbtq #trans #news #trans rights #nonbinary #current events #queer #erin in the morning #florida #florida man... #fuck

[zetterbabe]

he was innocent (04.27.24)

#aleksander barkov #florida panthers #hockeyedit #nhledit #hockey #nhl #me on video watching sasha skate to the penalty box (out loud unfortunately so the man next to me looked at me funny) #NO FUCKING WAY BARKOV GOT A FIGHTING PENALTY #he didn't but he also should not have gotten a penalty at all #my man was pounced on by 3 dudes had his helmet ripped off and was simply defending himself #yeah I'm crusty what about it #my gifs #hockey stuff #flashing gifs

[dougielombax]

*Ron DeSantis disappears into the void while shrieking in terror on rollerskates*

A minor inconvenience.

He will NOT be missed.

Anyway.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #my poor attempt at a joke #what #no context #this sounded funnier in my head #political crap #executive shutdown #shitpost #highbrow shitposting #ron desantis #fuck desantis #fuck the gop #fuck conservatives #fuck ron desantis #florida #florida man #florida moment #moment #us politics #american politics #nightmare fuel #black comedy #the void #the horrors #terrors

[queer-spectre]

Did I just spend the last hour sending emails to American politicians abt the anti-trans bills? Yeah. Feel free 2 do the same if u have the energy. I keep telling myself it's just emails but it's better than nothing. I'm just trying to start local and work my way out. Fuck.

#ayy nothin like america right?? work until 10 pm come home and yell at ur senators 🙂 #i try to send encouraging words to Allies etc too bc I think that's also important -- I know it's the bare minimum for them to protect ppls #freedoms but I also know that it can be a thankless job in this fucking country #idk what else to do man. i send donation money when I can manage if and send a lot of emails . it's not enough and I know it #living as a visible + aggressively out person is resistance in of itself and I know that. i know that. #me repeating to myself rn: local first. community is how we do this. #but there are trans kids in Florida and Montana and tenessee and everywhere that might not live long enough to build community and #and I don't know what to do about that except flounder hopelessly. i really don't. i really really don't #American politics #personal post #politics #anti trans legislation

[clownsuu]

I'm going to be honest, its nice seeing your character designs and your version of humanized characters. No many people (from what I've seen) make characters mixed race and just coming on her is helping me with some sever internalize racism, considering I'm half Asian and mix of Caucasian and Indigenous. Just thank you, you and your art really are helping me dude

For the past few years, iv been gettin pretty tired of seeing just strictly white characters from everywhere- and although it’s completely fine to have em, I always feel I need to give mine some extra ✨spice✨, specially since there is so many body types to choose from, why limit to just one?

#Like big noses??? #I fucking love big noses Dj kinda solidified my love for em smh #Specially since I have a weird arch on my nose for a while I hated and felt unnatural #But then iv soon realized “hey- having a arch is completely normal! My family was just being ASSHOLES-“ #But yeah when I create characters I always casually think about what race they would be #Cause some just feel weird being a white template #Specially Octavio #Personally I see him so much different than what a lot of people draw him as #Doesn’t make me any better though- it’s just personal taste KDJFHFHDJJ #Will say tho the latest characters iv made that are mostly white is Sigma Omega and Phi-? #Tho Sigma is Italian- and Omega gives me french vibes #Phi is just your usual Florida man JDHHCHD

[anidiotwithfanfiction]

Dawning on me as I write for Nathan for the first time but the most unrealistic thing about his character to me is that he, as a floridian, never says "Y'all".

I say this, as a Floridian. It's not like we have much of a country accent or anything but yall specifically is so ingrained in me and many of my fellow florida born pals that I'm kinda surprised.

#metalocalypse #nathan explosion #i know a lot of people who dont #but theyre all from out of state #crack fic where Nathan is a local florida man just spawned #something insane like having a pet gator he “frees” from gator land #anything under 70 degrees is freezing to him #the first time he sees snow he fucking despises it #omg his whole spirit guide thing is with the ocean #floridians fucking love the ocean #its all clicking for me

[momo-de-avis]

Here’s an example of the disconnect between online americans and real life americans

Online americans apparently go on tiktok en masse and complain about there being no water in europe, how european do not drink water, and Europe is a country continent where everyone only drinks 25€ bottled water

I’ve had dozens and dozens of clients ask where public fountains are because they are aware they exist but they’ve not seen them (they’re discreet), ask me if tap water is safe, and ask me how to order water at a restaurant in a way that does not imply a bottle of water. They were all very understanding and accepted my answers. No one assumed anything. They just fucking asked.

#I really cannot emphasise enough how the stereotype of americans exists only online #and like maybe over there too in like florida or some shit idk #but the ones travelling are not like that #yeah ive had some dumb fucks but i mean ive had dumb fucks from every country so whatever #but this is the main difference #travelling americans just ask #they just ask anything #and like #yeah man ask thats why im here

[effervescent-fool]

what the fuck

#fucking florida. man #this shit SUCKS

[bbpuckdrop]

bob are you okay 😭😭😭

#sergei bobrovsky #florida panthers #matthew tkachuk #hockey #goalies are so fucking weird man #/affectionate

[tommybowefuneralattendee]

As a fellow Spencer enjoyer. What are you thoughts on the Smip video/ John Down Bad?

I am determined to bring him into the nintendogs universe someday.

I mean this completely unironically. John Down Bad is one of my favorite smosh characters to ever grace my laptop screen.

#tommy interacting with spencer as jdb lives in my head rent free #this and the top florida man video. in my head. rent free #ask answered #notthatalex #spencer popped off with that outfit composition. like idc argue with a wall jdb is fucking incredible

[statecryptids]

Reposting again to help some cool trans folks get away from America’s unwashed dong.

Update: Yes, these are a real trans couple who are scared of the situation in Florida and trying to get away. I know people asking for money on Tumblr is a cliche, so if you can’t help or don’t want to, that’s fine. But I can personally tell you this is not a grift.

#trans #mutual aid #trans aid #seriously though I like Florida’s natural ecosystems #mangroves and alligators and scrublands are cool #and the Everglades and reefs are pretty sweet #but man fuck Desantis