#fucking pirate it i GUESS

[civetside]

im bout to do my physical media rant baybe i keep trying to find some of my favorite cartoons n shit on DVD and SOO many of them only have like the first season and maybe the second physically and IM LIKE WHAT you went ahead and made a DVD for this series but couldn't be bothered to do like??? the rest of it??? and i ALMOST understand it ya know you wanna release the first season and see if it sells well before going and doing the rest, but also that's dumb? i don't wanna own only ONE SEASON if im going to buy a dvd for a series esp one that's already finished, i want to be sure it's THE WHOLE THING i'm not going to buy just a lil bit im going to wait for the full series to buy it so i know when im rewatching i don't have to like stop half way through and go watch the rest of it ONLINE GRRR GRRR do the full series or don't do it AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! im about to start buying bootlegs

#civetrambling #physical media #sorry i started collecting DVDs like last year and now im a nerd about it #just lIKE WHY #cant believe kipo age of wonderbeasts got a full series release on DVD but bojack fucking horseman didn't #i mean they are for very different people of course but like in the sense that they are both popular animated netflix series #like i was waiting for infinity train to fully release on DVD to watch it since i thought that would be fun but now im just gonna have to #fucking pirate it i GUESS #witch i dont have a problem doing but i like collecting things okay #love cartoon network for actually bothering to make good dvd box sets for their popular series you go kings #i need DVD bonus features or im going to die

[bl00doodle]

DOODELS

#my art #tryignt o do sm shit help i wanma draw and finish things so baddd #the brown sketches r me crying @ the phrase 'to be loved is to be changed' i wanna make a sad emo angsty comic abt shadows loss and pain an #still endong up with a happy life bc. 🧍‍♂️ fuck i want that for myself too #THE 2NDD... MY SKY PIRATE GRANDMA MARIA AU 🫶🫶🫶🫶 basically shes super inspired by dola from castle in thsky lol #shes putting makeup on shad bc hes going on his first date ever.... #in his 50yr immortal ish ageless life hes going on a date and maria will damn sure make sure hes gonna have a nice one #ehehehe guess whos hes going on a date w....👁👁(obvious) #uhhhh the cat is just older blaze leik burnin blaze inspired by her concept art #one of her hair styles is like fire and im like. thats fuckin cool!! #sHE GETS STRIPED AND GETS FWUFFY WHEN SHES OLDER bc i think its kyut 🫶 #makes her related to big the cat ehehehe alt dimension shit or smhtn idk im not thinking anymore #oh fuck i forgot to tag the charas #sonic the hedgehog #maria robotnik #eggman #shadow the hedgehog #blaze the cat #amy rose #sonic chao #uhhh it uink thqts it #sowowiwjekwo #sowwy its a mess

[red-might-be-dead]

I NEEEED TO SMOOSH CHIP BASTARD UNDER MY BOOT I NEEEEEEED TO SQUEEZE HIM IN MY FIST UNTIL HE MAKES A SQUEAKY NOISE LIKE A DOG TOY I NEEEEEEEED TO THROW HIM AT A WALL SO HE STICKS LIKE COOKED SPAGHETTI I NEEEEEEEEEEED TO SMACK HIS HEAD REPEATEDLY WITH AN INFLATABLE MALLET

#guess who just listened to the riptide shanty three times in a row and then started crying #i miss them......... #red rambles relentlessly #jrwi show #jrwi riptide #chip jrwi #chip bastard #i love thar dumb fucking pirate so much.....

[rogueddie]

So Noah is openly being a zionist online... AGAIN. I'm seeing a lot of people wanting to leave the fandom- which I support, if you can drop this then you should. But if you're like me and it's not that simple, here are a couple rough tips that might help;

Pro-tip; instead of paying for Netflix and helping support genocide and the zionists in the cast/crew, cancel your subscription and send that money to charities that are bringing aid and resources into Gaza!

Pro-tip 2; buy fan content and nothing liscenced! Fan works are often better quality than the show- from drawings, to writing, to pins... it's worth the money and you aren't sending money to people openly supporting genocide and the murder of children!

Pro-tip 3; if you are going to continue taking part in fandom, like myself, do not do so in silence. Palestinians are being murdered and we can't pretend that it isn't happening simply because we have hyperfixations that we can't get rid of.

Pro-tip 4; join boycotts! Not only the monetary boycott of Netflix and Stranger Things, but- at least- the three main boycotts; McDonalds, Disney+ and Starbucks! There are many others, from Puma to Barclays to Booking.com to Pizza Hut to Burger King... None of these things are necessities and you can easily go without! Other options are probably cheaper and better quality too! It's a win-win!

Pro-tip 5; Go to protests if you can! Make your voice heard not only online but in person too! We have strength in numbers and we cannot lose the momentum we've barely started to build! Take direct action!

P.S. biggest fuck you to Noah Schnapp but also; Ross Duffer, Shawn Levy and Brett Gelman can suck the shit right out my ass <3

#stranger things #side not that I've lit never paid for netflix #unfortunately I've already paid for travel for that fucking stage show and I'm not willing to waste that money so :/ #catch me taking photos of whatever merch I like and finding fan dupes though lmao #but again; fuck zionists. fuck them straight to the depths of whatever hell there is #and I'm going to sleep right after posting this so the potential fallout to this will be... uh... something #but I am kind of curious to see if anyone attacks me for continuing the way I am like I wasn't one of those who called noah out before this #but noah spreading isreali lies and zionist propaganda wasnt that big of deal until now I guess 👀 #anyways free palestine and pirate stranger things 🏴‍☠️🖖 goodnight

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

i do think izzy's "the only retirement we get is death" line is so funny because like the thing he's most famous for is being a b list villain in one of the most popular children's books of all time where he gets killed by a preteen. so like yes, the only retirement in store for him is death, but on the other hand, he can never actually die (or never stop dying depending on how you look at it) because he's been immortalized in one of the most well known and most adaptated fictional works of all time

#so like watch out i guess!!! #you can achieve immortality. but watch out!!! #izzy hands #ofmd #our flag means death #treasure island #israel hands #you cannot divorce the character or historical figure of israel hands in any of his iterations from the character israel hands in treasure #island sorry #it's all about treasure island #which isnt to say the other irl pirates havent been immortalized in works of fiction or even the mythology surround pirates and piracy from #the golden era but like thats just not the same as being in mother fucking treasure island

[writing-hat]

man I'm rewatching skybound (help) to focus on the misfortune crew so here's a kinda long ramble about Flintlocke and Nadakhan friendship below

the way Flintlocke's voice shakes when he says to Nadakhan he's doing a mutiny. when he says "stay right there"

I know it's most likely from fear, but I wouldn't be surprised if this was out of a broken heart too like- it's his captain. one he has most likely spent years at sea with. the one he'd trust with his life, and must've done so. most likely his best friend. AUGH

And how Nadakhan reacts to it, too! he gets angry, he doesn't believe what he's hearing! how dare they not trust him? (gee I wonder why)How is Flintlocke daring him to change things around?

Can you imagine watching someone you care about diving into some kind of infinite madness, and you not able to do shit about it? And it's not like Flintlocke could help much. Since yknow Nadakhan just lost all his people in a single moment after spending 300 years inside a teapot, and after losing the one he loves, too. And he sees something is wrong the moment he sees Nya. He knows Nadakhan too well, and I take it he's used to the captain sharing plans with them if he's already hella suspicious when Nadakhan doesn't tell him what he has in mind when coming back from Djinjago

And he's not the only one; like the whole 'close' crew (as I like to call them) notices how their captain is kinda getting distant? and losing it

But like what are you supposed to do about that? especially since they're pirates, and the captain has to be kind of scary if he still wants to handle psychopaths under an iron grip of some sort

And they were ready to trust him. To the end, I guess.

fuck! Nadakhan just ruined all that was left to him during skybound, didn't he? what a fucking idiot.

And Jay was this close to do the same with his own friends huh (NOT TO THAT EXTENT GUYS COME ON-)

I just love to think of parallels between Jay and Nadakhan. Cole and Flintlocke. The obvious (? I'm not really sure about this one) but awfully made Delara Nya one (not saying I made a good one in my fic either but eh)

But they're pirates. They're not good people, and Nadakhan is a fucking bitch. You have on one side how Arrakore dealt with the loss, and on the other, Nadakhan's, who was probably so used to being a prince and stuff he just- ugh.

But that doesn't mean they don't have emotions, which I'm trying to write about

also I'm noting Clancee probably noted Nya resembling Delara when he gave Nadakhan the newspaper. But he didn't say anything. Hm. I'm keeping that in mind.

anyway. back to writing I goooo

#ninjago #skybound #ninjago nadakhan #flintlocke #hat's words #if you have more to say or think I'm wrong somewhere please do tell! I'm not the best in analyzing stuff lmao #but yeah #I'll forever be mad about the wasted potential of the Misfortune crew #mhmhm #I'm trying to finish the Doubloon one-shot #I swear to god there's so much to do with this dude #he's a ninja? and a pirate? fuck yeah #I guess what I'm trying to say is I could ramble hours upon hours on my thoughts about those pirates people

[napneeders]

get this man a drink.

+:

is there anything sluttier than those dangling sleeve-strings

#me before I fuck my evil pirate co-conspirator #spanish jackie/izzy #spanish jackie #izzy hands #ofmd #my gifs #I hate sharpening but I 😤guess😤 it's worth the unnecessary tedium

[izzy-hands]

gay pirates season is upon us! i haven’t changed my url in literal years, so tagging some mutuals under the cut 💜 still tracking #useravia

@yenvengerberg @anya-chalotra @ughmerlin @valdomarx @sebastians-stan @crowley-anthony @seance @walker-scobell @alinaastarkov @mcbride @stars-bean @machine-slays-dragons @edwards-teach @zombiesteve @withered-rose-with-thorns @dapandapod @a-kind-of-merry-war @justtheghostofnothing @samstree

#it's me! avia! #sorry for changing both the url and my icon at the same time #felt appropriate #i'm trying to force myself back into tumblr proper in order to distract myself from the absolute fucking horrorshow that is rl right now #being creative right now is hard as shit #but just making this little banner gave me a bit of a good feeling #so that's something i guess #gonna try getting back to giffing some pirates #avia rambles #love you all <3

[spearxwind]

sea of thieves rly was like. we are delaying the tenth season soo much its gonna be soooo good you guys <33 and dropping hints for more hunters call content and then the reveal drops and its just guilds. in the year of our lord 2023 (and one more mid world event i guess. coming a month after that but initially planned to be the one thing in season 11. and also the singleplayer mode coming in on december so two months into the "season")

#can we please just get more shit to do in the ocean. for the ocean game. #youd think this would be a no brainer but i guess not!!! please give the hunters call more shit just a few more fish im begging you #they keep adding random bullshit to the game that doesnt even have to do with pirates HELLO!!! ITS A PIRATE GAME #im still thinking about. the whole 'real pirates dont steal' and 'real pirates are honorable' etc etc and calling the reapers wrong #but objectively they are the most piratey faction everyone else is just a privateer #IM GOING ON A RANT SORRY I PROMMY I LOVE THE GAME VERY MUCH #I WAS JUST SO EXCITED FOR A POSSIBLE NEW SEA MONSTER RARRGGGHHHH #instead i have just been finding out that the games story is fucked and convoluted and for some reason pirates have some form of morals #like.. idk how to explain it but its literally 'we dont do this for gold we do it for glory and we have to be nice about it' #dont care about the gold <333 #SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!!!!!! I CANT FUCKING AFFORD THE SHIP PAINTS MY MAN!! WHY ARE THEY EIGHT MILLION DOUBLOONS!!! #sot #good god in heaven please grant us more ocean content soon before i go clinically insane and get put in jail amen

[iregreteverythingpleasehelpme]

what on earth is going on with miku expo 2024

the tickets are 70 dollars minimum and its literally just a screen. i could hold a better miku concert in my bedroom.

never let crunchyroll cook again i stg they ruin everything

#i pirate my anime since they shut down funimation #i was about to beg my parents to let me waste 100 dollars to see this like wtf #i guess it could be good and fun but still... what happened to the hologram? #this looks so fucking bad #vocaloid #miku expo 2024 #miku expo #hatsune miku #i mean if youre directly in the middle it could look fine but most the seats are on the sides and it looks so bad

[allthecastlesonclouds]

i'm thinking about spyre so much tonight (the hour i have before dance when i don't have time to watch the new episode)

do you think fabian and myrtle have met. what was bill's opinion on marcid– and vice versa? did bob or trixie ever strike up a conversation with jawbone when he visited the gold gardens? did katja and gorgug hang out as kids or were they in Separate Spheres? did penny babysit riz at the strongtower apartments or the luckstone. did fig and yelle ever meet as kids and hate each other, then pass by each other again in middle school and think "maybe she wasn't so bad" and wonder maybe she's just like me. when fabian landed in elmville do you think the jones' reached out to them and see what's happening with the new family in town and corsica looked at this boy a year younger than her sister and realized that the two of them, the little ones who are told to follow but stick out or to lead forever, rely on nobody but yourself, might need to talk, and then athena showed up and sent her on her way?

just. do you think about spyre

#guys guys guys come talk about spyre with me i'm so normal about it i promise #fantasy high #pirates of leviathan #the seven #dimension 20 #fuck it i'm maintagging #is this even legible?? idk i'm just. havin thoughts #and i'm talking i guess

[alkalineleak]

Love this guy. Tje orange

#batterys drawing again #pirates smp #owengejuicetv #owengejuice fanart #i fucking guess. i don't know the tahs customs for yall i just know i went insane about pirates #pirate smp

[kiwuikiwi]

i need to go to fucking hell okay so

i’m in love with this guy and since i’m cringe i drew SELF INSERT SHIT AND I AM LIKE SCARED TK SHARE THEM OUTSIDE MY CIRCLE BUT I GUESS ILL JUS. SHARE THEM EHRE BUT LIKE IM EMBRASSED ABT IT LMAOAO

#captain harlock #cringe as hell #self insert shit #oc x canon #i guess #i am on the floor clryongn #i’m embarass #hello! #FUCK!!!! #oc #original character #self insert #i am crying #cringe as fuck #my art #exploding #ripping my hair out #shaking on the floor violently #i want him so bad #space pirate captain harlock #please marry me #captai harlo ckc i want u so bad #i want him DEAD

[arsenicflame]

my most bitter proposal for a season 2 fix it is that the crew refuses to let ed back on the boat (as they should) so stede throws a tantrum and ultimatums that if ed stays so will he but the crew just take him up on that.

they make their inn in the wreckage of anne + marys house and the crew goes off and continues to have fun hijinks with izzy as the ship parent

#they run the ship as a crew; sharing all their profits and the labour equally. they really are together as a crew #they don't get caught up in pirate wars because they're revisiting scamming rich boats with calypsos parties #theyre doing a 'donate to our church' bit and pointing at izzy saying 'look! we help the elderly and the disabled!!!' #(izzy is miming slitting their throats when the targets back in turned) #theyre having fun and theyre all happy and alive and have hope #nyxtalks #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death #[redacted bitter comments about ed + stede but i literally do not care about what they do here] #stede can restore annes antiques i guess #also. the crew give anne + mary a ride in my heart its wonderful theyre great. #idk i was already frustrated about how easily ed was let off the hook and stede doing that so like. crew. please say fuck no see you never.

[styxdippedorgans]

one of the more dykey looks i’ve ever put together lol

#my face #fit check: was going for the masculine fruity vibe of 70s men’s fashion but kind of ended up looking like a gay 70s pirate instead #good morning to all the morning wizards out there #people who are wizard brained enough to realize that the morning is the gayest fuckinf time of all #only thing i like about the long winter nights is seeing orion resting in the stars every night #he comforts me from above in the evening #bc fuck night time #controversial take time in the tags i guess #that’s what happens when you wake and bake y’all

[buggyandthebartoclub]

a Kidd for @guilty-sugar (special thank you to @mandiemegatron who's tip let me get the brush sets I've been testing out- this one is sooo good. love love love you both <<<333)

#I did his scars on memory don't hate me if they're wrong #more art coming im teaching my husband how to play story of seasons lollll #eustass kid #captain kid #kid one piece #kid x reader #kid pirates #for my wives <<33 #DIDNT EXPECT HIM DID YA #I HATE DRAWING MECH SORRY I DIDNT DRAW THE ARM LOL #CAN YOU GUESS WHOS NEXT #smooch smooch smooch #I redid that hand 9x it is what it is I hope its okay #lol #sorry I have no consistent style im figuring it out ok #unhinged scribbles #bartos burlesque hours #featuring kidd #nope not fixing the spelling in the tags fuck you autocorrect im not doin it today lol