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toruandmidori · 6 months

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“I bring a sort of hopeless, dystopian vibe to Christmas that my family doesn’t really like”

Go dark this holiday season with our range of bleakly funny Christmas cards!

Great xmas gifts for gloomy friends and the perfect alternative to traditional greetings cards.

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HAIL SANTA

CONSUME

OBEY

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wearedeadfancy · 5 months

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Christmas isn’t for everyone.

Get your humbug on with our snarky, sarcastic and slightly insulting vintage and retro style Christmas cards

There are dozens to choose from in our Etsy store, the only question is whether you’re brave enough to send them!

All cards are left blank inside for your own apology.

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SHOVE IT

SANTA HATES YOU

KISS IT

YOU PEOPLE

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ebonetnoir · 1 year

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Xmas Joys Krampus Victorian-Inspired Christmas Postcard Set, Exclusively Designed, Professionally Printed Why settle for sending any ol' Christmas card this holiday when you can send one of these adorable Krampus postcards? These postcards are perfect for the naughties on your list. These luxurious postcards are giclee printed on the thickest, brightest, most velvety postcard paper available in the market today. The back is also uncoated, so they're very easy to write on. The cards are 100% USPS compatible and feature a classic postcard design on the back -or- a frieze design ideal for mailing in envelopes.

#krampus #krampus cards #krampus christmas #christmas postcards #xmas #postcards #funny cards #funny christmas cards #victoriana #ebon et noir #christmas joys #gag holiday cards #holiday cards #funny holiday cards #funny christmas

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terracegallery · 2 years

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Happy Holidanes!

Nothing like a big goofy Great Dane to make you smile this Holiday Season! We’ve had 8 of these beauties. Woof woof woof and Merry Christmas! GET IT HERE! I have ORNAMENTS too!! GET IT HERE!

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ur-moms-blorbo · 1 year

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I made custom christmas cards this year

#christmas cards #funny christmas cards #christmas #holidays #holiday art

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mihai-florescu · 5 months

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Im sure someone made the joke already but having eichi fs2 with red and green, and keito event with obvious buddhist imagery at the beginning of december was very "it's gonna be christmas soon keito" "so what eichi" of happyele

#the joke is overdone atp i feel like ppl forget what exactly makes it funny but happyele remembered #the thing thats funny IS keito being buddhist. from a temple family. he doesnt gafff about jesus christs birth thats not his god #anyway. we should hype jingle bells up more when christmas is closer #the prologue...the card...one of the best christmas moments imo #oooh and starfes...thats also so good

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misforgotten2 · 4 months

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Vintage Christmas card

#Vintage Christmas card #Christmas card #Christmas greetings #Xmas card #vintage greetings card #ephemera #Christmas #xmas #funny

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blujaydoodles · 4 months

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Merry Christmas my loves! I hope you've all had a wonderful holiday season 💕

#christmas #christmas card #fantasy art #illustration #dnd #dungeons and dragons #faun #satyr #these only went in the mail one(1) week ago so I KNOW not everybody has gotten theirs yet lol oops #for this one specifically I almost... really wanted to wait for everyone who's getting one to get theirs before posting but #also idk how long that's gonna take :')#UNRELATED but my evolution from 'I have to Disguise this dnd art as A Normal Christmas Card' to 'merry christmas. satyr butt'#is very funny to me #my OCs #nyssa #dungeons and doodles

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therogerclarkfanclub · 1 year

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"I was designed that way" 💀

#roger clark #peter blomquist #Pranks #Funny #Lol #Christmas cards #roger x peter #happy holidays #Merry Christmas

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toruandmidori · 6 months

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It’s the most unavoiiiiiiiiiiiidable time of the year!

That’s right. It’s coming.

Get your annual, seasonal obligations out the way early with our range of simple, funny and wildly cynical Christmas cards and gifts!

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JESUS’S BIRTHDAY

LOOSE PLANS

GLAD YOU DIDN’T DIE

MERRY WTF

TRANSCENDS SOCIAL MEDIA

ANNUAL RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY

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thedepartmentofdiscoveries · 5 months

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#lol #funny christmas cards #christmas #xmas #yule #yuletide #solstice #feliz navidad #weird christmas cards #seasons greetings #joyeux noel #happy holidays

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wearedeadfancy · 5 months

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ENJOY IT WHILST IT LASTS

Celebrate those glorious few minutes where your tree looks perfect, before your cat destroys all of your festive dreams with our new funny, restored and reworked vintage Christmas card!

Featuring adorable, kitsch retro holiday artwork and a funny modern “greeting”.

Great Christmas gifts for crazy cat people.

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#christmas #christmas 2023 #vintage christmas #retro christmas #vintage christmas cards #funny christmas cards #cats #cats cats cats #cats of tumblr #cat memes #funny cats #cute cats #kittens #cat lovers #christmas memes #christmas gift ideas #stocking stuffers

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ebonetnoir · 1 year

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Stalker Santa, Funny and Creepy Victorian Christmas Holiday Postcards, 6 Designs, 12 Cards

Hope you haven't been naughty this Christmas, or else you will get one of these funny postcards in the mail. This take on a classic Victorian design is sure to bring hearty laughs this holiday season. Be good, creepy stalker Santa is watching! These luxurious postcards are giclee printed on the thickest, brightest, most velvety postcard paper available in the market today. The back is also uncoated, so they're easy to write on. The cards are 100% USPS compatible and feature a classic postcard design on the back -or- a matching frieze design ideal for mailing in envelopes.

#stalker santa #creepy cards #victorian cards #santa claus #funny christmas cards #funny christmas #funny holiday cards #gag holiday cards #creepy santa #postcards #christmas postcards #holiday cards

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hazellvsq · 3 months

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me remembering that leo just straight up would not exist if hazel had survived.

#leo being like “hazel...my grandma???” was so funny but that's not how DNA works king #they should still send out christmas cards together tho #hazel levesque #leo valdez

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paunchsalazar · 2 years

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guys you should read the manga how else will you meet kyoya’s rival from elementary school who plays American football, eats oranges like apples, and is homoerotically obsessed with him

#I THINK KUZE IS FUNNY AND SO IS HIS FIANCÉE #I also think he sleeps with a picture of kyoya because they literally get their Christmas/new year card at his bedside and stares at it #kyoya ‘doesn’t’ remember what field trips kuze has been on like ‘you were there? oh I didn’t notice’#like they fully had play dates and it was just kuze being dragged for shit while kyoya gracefully eats the snack kuze’s maid brought them #kyoya ootori #kuze #ouran highschool host club #ouran high school host club #ohshc #ouran

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melissajanart · 1 year

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Just some Christmas quackers... new Christmas cards on Etsy! https://www.etsy.com/shop/melissajanart

#just a card #christmas card #etsy #birds #ducks #funny cards

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