#genetic love child

[scatterbrainedbot]

the realization that a 03 leosagi child could be a dragon-bunny hybrid hit me like a derailed freight train a few days ago

i do not know her name or anything else all i know is that her fam is as surprised and awed by her as i am

also that mikey needs a refresher on how biology works

#my art #tmnt #03 tmnt #tmnt leonardo #miyamoto usagi #tmnt leosagi #katanashipping #i love these dumb sword gays sm #here have a child #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt donatello #tmnt raphael #leo lays eggs every like idk 6mo to a year or so after hitting adulthood but no one ever thought any of them would or could be fertile #but don likes to study them sometimes cos yanno #theyre all living medical and biological mysteries #so any oportunity to learn anything at all is worth examining #and just this once #genetics leaned dragon rather than turtle #and while rabbit + turtle = nothing (cos reptiles and mammals) #dragons meanwhile are enough to make all known laws of logic and biology take a quick hike #so rabbit + dragon =????? #i dont intend to actually do anything with this idea i just wanted to draw what a rabbit dragon turtle might look like #also i have no idea how she stands or walks #not that she wouldnt be able to i just have no clue what itd look like #well when shes small shes prolly like the ferrets in the idw comic #but when shes grown???? idk man #does she slither? does she float? does her arms and legs start being like reasonably proportioned?.. #who knows!! u decide!!! #shed be such a cute and clumsy toddler tho #(maaay have watched too many @/leafystreet shorts abt his baby geckos. his lil 'hi! welcome to the world!' as they hatch fucking gets me ok

[ijustthinkhesneat]

I guess I should put out a bat fam basic headcanon statement…..

Batfam Headcanon Baseline:

Alfred (69…nice)

-5’8

-British

-Is in possession of the coveted last brain cell

-Can and will kill for very little

-Despite having infinite shopping money for groceries he loves a bargain, coupon king

Bruce (35)

-6’4 (big boi)

-Italian (Southern Region) and Russian

-A brand of autistic that could be described with the word “grumch”

-In love with Clark

-Is a himbo AND a wet cat

Dick (21)

-5’10 (says he’s 6’0)

-Romani, Portuguese and French

-ADHD and joint hypermobility

-Pansexual menace

-Fashion ✨Icon✨

-Should quit being a cop and become a beauty guru

Cass (18)

-5’5

-Chinese

-L E S B I A N

-Selectively mute

-Does fake ASL around pretentious rich people, actually just Naruto ninjutsu signs

-Loves to grill a cheese

Jason (18)

-6’7 (Biiig Boi)

-Puerto Rican and Scottish

-A chef a connoisseur

-Hates Cops

-Bisexual/Greysexual (he’s not sex repulsed just not like that about it)

Tim (15)

-5’4 (pocket sized)

-Vietnamese and German

-Trans King 👑

-In a polycule with Kon and Bernard (maybe Bart too depends on the time of day)

-He was a sk8er boi

Duke (12)

-5’0 (A growing boy)

-Jamaican and Dominican

-The token straight

-Sleeper mario kart assassin

-Airdrops memes at galas to his siblings to see who will break first

Damian (7)

- 4’5 (he so tiny)

-Italian, Russian, Chinese and Arab

-Will ask if you have games on your phone

-Not allowed on the internet unless he is watching cat videos

-Also Autistic

#bruce wayne #batfam #batman #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #tim drake #dc batman #alfred pennyworth #cassandra cain #duke thomas #headcanon #gay #a gay house hold #they love and accept Duke despite not being gay #he’s serving ally #Bruce being the child of this big buff Italian guido type and this little Russian mafia woman is lodged in my head #The Autism is genetic #Tim has Autism too #autistic tim drake #Dick has joint hyper mobility #I need to convert people to my cult #I am a prophet who brings the truth #imagine him in his little wrist brace when he has to write long reports because fine motor skills make his hand cramp #i am projecting #I don’t need to imagine #I’m him #my brain is rotten but the worms still feast

[phantomofthehoepera]

babygirl I know repo lore you've never even heard of (I made it up in my head)

#no one fucking look at me these two have been compelling me lately #I JUST. HEAD IN HANDS. WHEN THERE'S CLASS DIFFERENCE.... #also like i do genuinely feel like you could do interesting stuff w amber being like almost a child star if that makes sense?? #sorry i feel sick+insane #my art #repo! the genetic opera #amber sweet #graverobber #also want it noted that despite my affection for the movie + character i think tzdunch should blow up like keep that in mind #peace and love on planet earth

[bugmangaka]

Journal doodles from a while back! I love these goobers so much :>

featuring some doodles about some of my very favorite episodes (Super Best Friends, You're Getting Old, and Ass Burgers) as well as Tweek hanging out with Craig to cheer him up when he's home sick.

(click for better quality!)

#fanart #south park #kyle #stan #clyde #wendy #tweek #craig #sp creek #sp stendy #I love Stan he's up there as one of my favorite characters right behind Tweek and Craig #my friends and I refer to him as the “universe's chosen suffering child” because bad things just keep happening to him 😭 #like people are mean to Butters on purpose but Stan seems to have the worst luck my man really lost the genetic lottery huh #inherited crippling alcoholism inherited crippling gambling addiction inherited crippling depression all at the ripe old age of ten LMAO #HE LOOKS SO MISERABLE ALL THE TIME I feel so bad for Stan but its also kind of funny because he is a sopping wet scrunkly cat of a child #somebody give him a hug for the love of god #I also feel like he is 1 year away from having a bisexual crisis #and lord knows that will make him depressed again VFHSGHDFFD

[autistic-katara]

the urge to go down a million different rabbit holes so i can more accurately write my ocs

#love how when it comes to some things with them its like #“alr i wanna make some art of them as a small child but i need to know the exact length their hair would be #taking into account the kind of cutting and styling they would have considering their culture agab and genetics” #and for others its like #“yeah they magically found an abandoned flat w/ electricity rand running hot water to live in :3” #its fun this way #ocs #my ocs #ryan shut the fuck up

[starfirefallen]

My toddler sister laid down next to me and nestled her head into the crook of my neck and babbled sleepily. I think this has fixed me forever.

#goooodddddd i love babies #i know having my own wouldn't be a good idea #but it honestly makes me really sad #i would even deal with the discomfort and dysphoria of pregnancy #just to have my own baby someday #but i wouldn't condemn a child to suffer the same genetic issues i have

[goregeouslygothick]

Have you ever deleted a save and then like. Months later you find yourself comparing every new save to the one that's gone like damn I had this shit accomplished already but it's far too late the recycle bin has been emptied thrice since that save is gone gone there is no backup

Because that's me right now 🙃

#it started as an ancient bloodline challenge but dammit i loved those sims! #its ok we remade my matriarch #doubt her child will roll those same genetics again #but its ok even if the family doesnt look the same #maybe i can build the house better this time though 🫠

[myname-isnia]

Forever stuck thinking about the parallels between Kuviren and Mingzan no one touch me

#I mean. unless you wanna yell about it with me. then yes please touch me absolutely #there's just something about tiny snarky waterbenders and their smug teasing earthbending partners #the type is definitely genetic #suiren not only looks exactly like Ming-Hua but also inherited her tsundere #and ghazan and kuvira are similar enough too. the way they're utterly smitten for their respective gfs. their love for teasing #their not so secret death wish #etc etc #once Mingzan and Kuvira get to meet some interesting conversations will have a chance to take place #I've got two main ideas #one is suiren and ming-hua #their relationship has gotten healthier. ming-hua has learned to let go of that little water lily she missed so much #suiren has realised her child self isn't dead just hidden deep down. once they reunite again it's nothing at all like Uprooted #and once ming-hua finds out about who her daughter is dating. they talk #suiren feels the need to overexplain bc of the whole former dictator thing. but ming-hua is like 'I see the way she looks at you.' #'like you're the world. she makes you happy and that's all that matters to me even if I don't quite understand why her of all people' #and when suiren asks how she knows. ming-hua talks about how ghazan looks at her. and then they get to discussing #and realise how similar their respective partners are #and then the other idea is ghazan and kuvira #she's nervous at first because again. an ex dictator surrounded by anarchists. and is worried the convo will be about intentions #with their daughter. so she too quickly tries to explain why she and Suiren are together. but ghazan just says #'if she's anything like her mother. and she was. as a child at least... then I totally get it' and he grins #and they talk about their girls in length too #ghazan's my love vs kuvira's my suiren #both smitten. completely and utterly in love #<3<3<3 #if there's one thing to gain from all of this is it's that I maybe have become very kuviren centric but it's still a red lotus hyperfixation #first and foremost #and I've been craving RL shenanigans these past few days. so so badly #my beloved darlings

[subtlesolitude-tailoredtaste]

I am trapped I am stuck I am a product of desperation fear tragedy and love out of obligation . I am programmed to be an obedient African daughter, yet no one protected me from monsters Just bc they came from same country village area immigrant blah blah. Mother blames me for everything she’s just starting to say it a loud. She really blames herself but the guilt is big enough to gas light me into submission and beat her self up about it.

#the product of two people who do not love each other #is a severe childhood ptsd trauma only child single parent household suicida ideating since 11 loser adult child #no friends no family no one but a obident program daughter #mother gave me my confidence and crushed it in adulthood bc of her own failings #while I worked out my own #except I didn’t have the luxury of doing it out of her sight #ahh if my demons win it’s not her fault #it’s not even my deadbeat dad and her horrible husbands fault #it’s their own families #it’s their cultures fault #it’s their own country’s fault #it’s their home country and diaspora communities fault #I hate that they birthed me I hate more I’m to pussy to do anything abt it bc of weak mental shit #yes mom it is surprising I’m so weak bc you are my mom but remember who you procreated with #blame yourself for not putting a clothes hanger through to me as a fetus #rip aborted siblings #she saved y’all #she tried to save me #but genetics paternal dna innit #oh and maternal family if I could make y’all go boom I would know that #not a dime not a phone call not a hello on gods street #no older sibling to Shield me to protect me hshshshjkk #I can’t believe I grew up to be a statistic #lol sorry god sorry mom #sorry on my tomvtstone

[shakeybird]

more cats 🫡

#had the desperate need to redesign beetle’s sisters #not softstep tho she’s always been perfect 2 me #i love ignoring realistic pelts and also genetics #beetletooth has middle child syndrome #anyways #warriors ocs #warrior cats #ocs #original characters #my art #valart #beetle ‘tooth’ for his fighting proficiency #white’belly’ for appearance #soft ‘step’ for hunting proficiency and sneakiness #hurrah #they bond over hating their dad 🫶 #the sisters bully their brother #so much #he luvs them

[alter-koker]

i looked up the guy from desperately seeking susan ONE TIME on pinterest and now i constantly get bombarded with hot guy from desperately seeking susan pics

#he looks like the love child of every single guy i think is hot #like how james holden from the expanse is like genetically 9 people

[that-one-pretty-bitch]

Roxana ( Way to protect the female lead’s older brother )

+ 

Medea ( Your throne )

= 

Robelia ( How to survive sleeping with the emperor )

I 10/10 recommend Robelia is an AMAZING villainess 

#roxana and medea had a child #genetically impossible but we shall make it work #robelia my love #how to survive sleeping with the emperor #I'M IN LOVE WITH HER OMFG #HER EYES A LITERALLY THE SAME AS ROXANA'S #AND MEDEAS HAIR #SHE HAS ROXANA'S EARINGS AND MEDEAS DRESS #PLS MAKE A CROSSOVER #Its Roxana and Medea now #Dion can fuck a tree

[kraniumet]

guy type at various level of severity

#nino got a happy ending because he is living in fairytale princess world. #meanwhile riff serving jean genet mother daughter nightmare realness. #which leaves wolfwood. 4 just being sad. #when there is an (organization) and you’re (betrayalcore) #and you’re serving unconditional love (false) but there is actual unconditional love (real) #(lives with you)(dies for you)(dies with you) #if koizumi was ever intended as a villain…. #meanwhile seishirou was doing this to himself without any outward tragic enforcement of agency/identity loss. L. #(because he fundamentally feels that he needs to have control over the situation or he will. die.) #but more important than anything. riff would own a harley. if he didn’t live in victorian london. #trigun #god child #acca 13

[worm-wood-words]

No thoughts only characters with wings

#specifically thinking about kahns wings (since one of his parents had them it makes sense he'd develop them though they look #different from most being a lot more bat like than bird like) anyway thinking about how he's first seen with them described as #'not big enough to be useful but there might still be time' (note Arvel's race basically all have wings but only a fraction of them #develop wings big enough to actually fly with and they're kind of an upper class of an upper class because of that even though #it's really just genetic happenstance and even if a person's whole family has usable wings you randomly might not) #anyway the next time he's seen they're broken and twisted to a point where Len thinks it might be best to just cut them off (obviously #he doesn't do that i don't even think he could) and by the end he can actually use them. in ranged combat at that #i dunno i just kind of like them externally showing character progression. also thinking of all the little moments that #he'll try to hide behind them out of fear or embarrassment and how Len basically thinks that's the most adorable thing anyone #has ever done (and yeah yeah whatever i also think that's a cute trope) then again Kahn could do war crimes #and Len would probably still love him #maggot original #and yeah yeah whatever it's cringe or whatever. granted he's not the only character with this design though it is far from #the norm for social reasons (that reason being that most people with his parentage are either #aborted. killed as infants or just abandoned to die. either due to the...yikes ways they're conceived or the parents just #not wanting a 'freak' for a child. yeah fun stuff)

[abyssmalice]

"Sigh... Isn't it a little romantic when someone is willing to kill a terrible person just for you?"

"...............??? I... guess? No?"

#ic | (heard and loved); #ic | (written and loved); #(the shrimp keeler joke ic / ooc post had me thinking for some reason) #(NOW tol toni wouldnt actually like people who massively kill (without very good reason) but she also the biggest romantic in the abyss) #(which means she happily entertains daydreams of princes on white horses except she lives in the abyss so. um. u know) #(and now!!! smol toni is not a perfect copy of tol toni. absolutely not. but the base of absolute base blueprint is the same) #(which leads me to the thonkie conclusion................ would smol toni like people who crush other people for her) #(the little one has far more principles so she would probs only entertain it if the situation is ''good'' so-) #(-a good person killing a bad person. in very basic words.) #(anyway all tonias are genetically related to childe ''weird taste in people'' tartaglia ajax thats the actual conclusion)

[yououghtaknow]

another bpd banger from our pal bill.

#hey girl did you know that uh you WERE the perfect child. past tense. #making the mentally healthy (lie) decision to reread the skambr clip with this song i will post my thoughts here #CLIP OPENS WITH FUCKING NO CHILDREN REGENCY BALL SEQUENCE GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW #no offence but what if we were 18 years old and in a failmarriage via the musical theatre hierarchy of our small city #POST-NO CHILDREN TAX EVASION REVEAL!!!! #the girl and al..... OUGH #AL AND MONICA SCENE. FUCK. AFTER TORCH SONG TUESDAY? #AWKWARD MISGENDERING APOLOGY SMASH CUT TO MAMA MCR YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS #no offence but the acoustic arrangement of mama and the orchestral arrangement of no children..... i DESERVE money for this show #al singing mama about both monica and louise genuinely i am quite a genius when it comes to jukebox musicals #AL AND THE GIRL'S DANCE BEING DESCRIBED AS HALF-MURDER HALF-HUG I AM SO SUCCESSION CORE #monica's house becoming a set for the i love you song...... #louise and monica BOTH singing the mother's parts of the i love you song i am so obsessed with alistair psychologically #he hates louise he wants her to be his mother he wants to be her he wants to kill her the only way she can be his mother is if he marries e #MIRROR IMAGERY!!!!!!!! #monica saying depression runs in their family when al got his bipolar genetically from her OH the o'connell cycles #AND THEN ELLIE TAKING ON THE FATHER'S PART. INSANE INSANE INSANE INSANE. #the thing about al/ellie is they both want a partnerparent. they are bpd4bpd and it is AWFUL and WONDERFUL #the girl looking at al as he picks up the letter he wrote when he was 11......... ough #THE GIRL JOINING IN AS THEY SWITCH TO THE PRESENT TENSE. WHEN AM I RETURNING. INSANE #HE LOOKS TO THE MIRROR TO SEE HIS MOTHER BUT SHE ISN'T LOOKING BACK #I THINK I AM ANGRY MA AND I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO VS I THINK DAD IS ANGRY MA. THERE IS AN ANGRY MAN IN YOUR HOUSE AND SOMETIMES YOU ARE HI #the Theme of letting go lyrically in s6........ need to do a full analysis on it #THE FOCUS ON ELLIE/AL ELLIE/LOUISE AL/THEGIRL THEGIRL/ELLIE MONICA/THEGIRL AND AL/MONICA FOR I THINK SHE TAKES OUT ON ME #WHAT SHE WANTS TO TAKE OUT ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #CYCLES CYCLES CYCLES CYCLES CYCLES CYCLES I AM INSANE AND FREE #AND THE CHANGE TO 'HOW I WISH I WAS HOME' COMPARED WITH HOW HOME BEETLEJUICE IS USED IN E12 #THE REVEAL OF THE LIVING ROOM BEING A SET AS THE BRIDGE ENDS GOD I AM A WRITER #al and ellie are the biggest proof that mommy issues make you fucking insane #also imagine the fucking four part harmony on this. the arrangements would go INSANE