#getting cards suck

[ourhouseishaunted]

Vash and Chronica's terrible sibling game night

#trigun #trimax #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #chronica #i dunno what this is it just came to me today i think post canon these two hang out but it sucks and they have shitty 2 person game nights #chronica likes in depth strategy games and vash doesnt have the patience or the game sense for any of that #and they try card games but vash always cheats badly and theres only so much fun to be had with 2 card games anyway #so they end up each getting a 5000 peice puzzle and sitting in seperate corners of the room #and the winner is whoever puts their puzzle together first #dont judge its 2am and i made this in like an hoir #.txt #my art

[vixstarria]

A cut

Saw a post along the lines of Astarion running over to you in camp like a cat to a can of tuna the moment you accidentally cut yourself, and felt like writing a short little something. 

Would take place after you’ve let him feed on you, but before you’ve slept with him.  

Astarion x Tav, early Act 1, blood drinking 

Ever the night owls, you and Astarion were the last two still up by the campfire. He was reading some book he had picked up along the way, and you were sharpening your dagger. Just as he got up and was about to walk past you on the way to his tent, you cut your thumb on the blade. Not deep enough to need stitches or healing, but deep enough for an immediate rush of blood. 

“Ah! Son of a...” you winced.  

“How clumsy of you, dear. Shall I have a look?” you heard from Astarion, as he crouched down near you. 

“Oh what, you want some of this?” you cut to the chase, nodding at the bleeding wound. 

“...Do you want me to want it, darling? It would be rude of me to decline if you did,” he answered reaching out for your hand. You made a gesture as if to offer it to him, before stopping. 

“Wait. How do I know you don’t have rabies?” You jerked your hand back. “In fact, there’s no way your mouth is sanitary, who knows where you’ve been putting it.” 

“Oh please,” he rolled his eyes. “As if you weren’t about to stick it into your own filthy mouth.” His eyes returned to the thumb. “It’s about to start dripping everywhere.” 

“It is," you agreed. "And it would pain you to waste a single precious drop, wouldn’t it?” 

“You know, contrary to popular belief, vampires don’t lose their minds at the mere sight of blood.” He was getting annoyed. “Do you get excited and start salivating every time you see a potato?” 

“You’re right, I should just wipe it and bandage it up.” 

“Oh for hells’ sake, give it here,” he dropped his nonchalance, grabbing your hand and sticking your thumb into his mouth.  

You felt Astarion running his incisors along the flesh of your thumb to urge more blood out, followed by a feeling of his tongue running along the wound and a sensation of sucking. He looked so focused on his task that it was almost endearing. Thinking creature blood was still very new and utterly irresistible to him.

Then, as if suddenly coming to his senses, he glanced at you sheepishly, meeting your eyes, your thumb still in his mouth.  

You turned your hand so your index finger rested beneath Astarion’s chin, and withdrew your thumb from him, first slowly running it along his lower lip and leaving a subtle trail of blood, all while maintaining eye contact.  

“Well then,” you said softly. “You were heading to bed? I’ll see you tomorrow.” 

“...Yes,” he said, blinking. “...Right. Good night.” 

You smiled to yourself and returned to your tasks as he walked off without another word.  

#Astarion #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #Astarion gets hit by reverse seduction card #Astarion walking off wondering what the hell just happened #yes I did suck my own thumb to figure out the logistics #did you?

[ambisun]

Recently I’ve been getting a ton of emails of people asking me why A Little Rain Oracle doesn’t come with a guidebook or that they’ve “lost” their guidebook ( without proof of purchase)

Initially when these “lost guidebook “ email started to come in I was silly enough to not ask for proof of purchase and gave away my own copies of the guidebook only charging the cost of shipping. However as these emails started to accumulate, I realized something was wrong and realized that pirated copies of A Little Rain Oracle was being sold online with no guidebook, hence the emails.

If you see any decks on @Wish @temu @aliexpress it’s 100% fake. Even shops like @etsy @ebay @amazon are not free from counterfeit products either as I have often seen counterfeits of Oriens Animal Tarot or A Little Rain Oracle sold there.

Despite my best efforts, these pirated decks always reappear on market a few weeks/months after I report them. They know full well that small indie creators aren’t able to constantly report them as running a solo business already takes up most of their time.

If you’ve ever unknowingly purchased a pirated deck of mine or another creator, please do not feel too guilty over something you were tricked into. Instead please help to share this post or just help to spread awareness about the rampant piracy issues when you can.

As a small artist it’s really disheartening to see all these emails asking for the guidebook all while knowing that less than 3 people purchased the deck in the last few months. If you’ve ever been interested in getting A Little Rain Oracle or Pre-Order anything from Tales and Oracle of Eleven please checkout my website as I’m running a sale right now for my birthday month.

If you’ve read this far, thank you for reading all this. To other deck creators, has your deck been stolen? Have you received emails similar to mine? Do you know how to file take down reports? ( If not email me and I’ll send you info!) How do you deal/cope with it?

#a little rain oracle #botanical oracle #indie oracle deck #oracle cards #tarot decks #piracy #received another email this morning and decided I really need to make an official post again #it sucks to see people get scammed like I feel bad when I read your emails #expect for those knowingly lying to me. y’all really have the audacity lol #indie tarot #oriens tarot deck

[luck-of-the-drawings]

!!! FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING!!! [IM NOT FUCKIN AROUND!!]

REACHED THE CUSP OF 'THIS MAY NEVER BE ABSOLUTELY FINISHED N IF I DONT SHOW IT NOW, IT WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY.' SO HERE, A PROJECT IVE BEEN ORBITING AROUND UHH SINCE 2021 OR SO.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #cw flashing lights #LOOORRD OF LIGHTNING SAAAAVE ME!!!! #RAAAHHHH I LOVETHIS SONG SO FUCKIN MUCH AND I LOVE GILLION SO FUCKIN MUCH RAAHHHH!! RAAHHHH!!! #BUT YES YES I HAD LIKE A WHOLE OTHER HALF TO THIS SKETCHED OUT BUT IT WONT FINISH COOKIN FOR A MILLION YEAARS!!!! #MAYBE SOMEDAY..... #ANYWAY. this is my first time actually syncing audio to my animations. normally i domnt know howww. #i animated it all in fire alpaca AND THEN i mixed everything in a pirated movie maker. it kinda uh. sucks. but its WHAT I GOT BAYBE!! #i relaly like how i animate swishy hair... i was inspird by eris from sinbad. i can only HOPE i got on that level w the watery flowyness #LIUGHTNING IS HARD TO ANIMATE TOO. I WATCHED ALOTTA VIDEOS ABSORBED MINIMAL TUTORIALS AND UHH I THINK I DID OKAY!! #better than bad!!! but i can still do better. eventually. ugh. FLASHING LIGHTS TOO HUH? U LIKE ANIMATINGB FLASHING LIGHT? #U LIKE MAKING THE BLACK N WHITE FLICKER RLY FAST UNTIL UR EYES BLEED OUT UR SKULL?? YEAAAHH YOU DO!!! #im also vry proud o the title cards i made at the beginning teheheheh. dependign on where riptide goes i MIGHT change it #BUT HEY THEORY TIME? I HOPE ONE OF THE GODDESSES COMES DOWN TO PILOT GILLIONS BODY SO THEY CAN BEAT THE FUCK OUT O THE OTHER GODDESS #WHO IS ALSO IN SOMEONE ELSES MORTAL BODY. GODS COMING DOWN TO WREAK HAVOC OVER PETTY DISAGREEMENTS OOOGH HOW FUN!! #GOOD ON YOU CHAMPION!! YOUR VESSEL HAS BEEN TRAINED TO BE STRONG AND HARDY. PERFECT FOR CHANNELING DIVINE ENERGY. #OHHHH WHAT A PERFECT WEAPON YOU ARE. NOW GO AND IMMANENTIZE A WATERY ESCHATON #PARAGON OF OCEANS WRATH I WANT TO SEE YOU DROWN THE LAND. DESTROY!!! EAT!!! BURN!!! RAAAGHH I NEED GILLION TO GET MORE POWER!!!! #ALSO in other news i uh. actually posted this onto twitter forever ago but forgot to post it here bc i can only post it from pc and BABY!! #IM NOT ON THE COMPUTER OFTEN! NOT ANYMORE!! NOT ANYMOREE!!! IM FREE BAYBE!! i used to be so miserable. sometimes i think abt that. #ANYWAY. pls enjoy. just this much took so long. i love makin the lil guys move.... ouh.... hava good day if u get the chance to.

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Your irregularly scheduled baby loftwing update

He was taking a nap while I write. TotK ambience is so nice ☺️

#random rambles #oh boy he’s gonna get upset now tho #I gotta go out and get some ingredients to make a birthday for my dad #And uh… get a bday card #I suck lol #anyway hope everyone is having a good day #If you find me on tumblr yell at me because I have to make this dinner 😅

[dazzle02]

When he was a kid, Evan made a Mothers Day card for his Mum at School one year. Everyone was making them, and he was really excited. She was not interested in it at all, and he later found it thrown away.

He did the same thing on Fathers Day, same thing happened.

Both times broke his heart.

The next time Mothers Day came around, he wanted to cry. Everyone in his class were making these cards and so excited about giving them to their Mums, how happy they'd be and how much they'd love them. Evan knew that wasn't the case for him. He knew who would appreciate a card though, who loved him more than anyone. Maddie.

So he made Maddie a Mothers Day card. She cried when he gave it to her. She put it up in her room, and then kept it in a box with all the other drawings and stuff her little brother gave her.

It became a tradition. Every Mothers Day, he'd make Maddie a card. Even when he got to an age where it wasn't really cool, he'd get her a card.

He never actually stops. Even when she's with Doug, he sends her one every year, just as he sent the postcards. And just like with the postcards, she keeps every one of them.

The first Fathers Day after Maddie and Chimney get married, Buck gives Chimney a card referring to him as his Step-Dad as a joke. He does this at work in front of everyone, they all find it hilarious.

That also becomes something he does every year. Chimney keeps them all too. He'll never admit it to Buck though.

#911 abc #evan buckley #maddie buckley #maddie buckley han #chimney han #maddie x chimney #madney #buckley siblings #brothers in law #obviously buck doesn't see chim as a father figure #its all a joke #but also a way of showing how much he loves him #he's married to the person who raised him #someone has to make this joke! #bobby also gets a fathers day card every year eventually #he loves it #he cries every time #the buckley parents suck #i'm english hence the use of the word mum

[dorinnn]

bread pudding dorm :)

#enstars #ensemble stars #midori takamine #tsumugi aoba #ibara saegusa #mitsuru tenma #do not qworry everyone i am dtill alive #WHY ARE THYE ANIMALS AAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! #doggy :3 #GRGRRAAHHHHGGHHHH #MIDORI WAS ORIGINALLY A BUNNY BUT LIKE. TKAT NEW YEARS DOG CARD..... #will never get over that card ever #idk ab yuzuru though #lol #ibara goes ssss sss ssssssss sssalute (the crowd boos and someone says “YOU SUCK AT THIS” then i start crying and run off the stage

[12am-motivation]

GIVE US A BREAK SOLMARE THE OMNB ANNIV EVENT JUST ENDED 😭

#SOMEHOW SIMEON GOT EVEN HOTTER WTH #plus i just got my acc back after my stupid sd card got corrupted and decided to sabotage my last day of event grinding GRR #ALSO DOES THIS MEAN EVERYONE'S GONNA GET A SHOWER PREMIUM PIC AT SOME POINT?? D: #luke better be in some cute ducky swimsuit or something instead cuz i'm watching you solmare 🤨🤨 #i can't grind for simeon as a f2p bcs it's a regular pop quiz event... #obey me nightbringer #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me #おべいみー #mo's simping hours #mo rambles into the void #also sorry no new art posts for now cuz hell week's just around the corner; college sucks #i have some stored ideas tho! i hope i can get to them soon

[eggy-the-boy]

The funniest thing about the insane amount of Clue boards the boys have is that I feel like Clue would be such a boring game with just two people??

Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't Clue need like a minimum of three people? These boys have been each other's only friend for 30 years. Like I love imagining them sitting on the floor playing board games made for multiple people.

#me and my friend were laughing so hard about this when I showed the show to her #I just can't get over how much Clue they have it's such a funny and silly detail but I love it so much!!!!!!!!!! #I love these little losers so so so much help me #them #anyway I feel Like I could articulate this better by my brain is just a big jumble of thoughts about this show #to be fair I am trying to write a hadestown AU rn so we'll see how that goes #dead boy detectives #dbd #charles rowland #edwin payne #edwin paine #my beloveds #netflix #just them playing card games like mate this sucks ngsjzvmwenjgvfmb

[metukika]

post canon/future teru... single mother with no children idk

#that or he first meets reigen in on the subway - isnt recognized - blurts “reigen!” and when he gets his feelings hurt hes like uh yeah im #a past costumer and ur massages sucked thats how i remember u and then the next chance meeting reigen is desperate to not have customers #with bad experiences that hes like heres my business card call me for half off next visit i totally remember u now customer i will not name #totally didnt forget and teru who feels guilty cuz he only lashed out for feeling rejection or any emotion for the first time in years the #last time they met is like uhhhm u dont have to do that i was just saying stuff but reigen is already Committed so teru is like ok... but h #throws out the card when he gets to his apartment cuz seeing people from his past is making him feel strange and he doesnt have the time fo #that shit he has a job now! and his neighbors gf - a superstitious lady - finds it and is like FATE! so reigen is called cuz teru keeps #opening the door to his home while invisible to avoid conversation with this guy who hurt his feelings once and yeah more stuff #anyways #mob psycho 100 #teruki hanazawa #reigen arataka #metukikart #mp100

[darkxsoulzyx]

They’re besties your honor🕺🕺🕺

Charlie belongs to @cacaocheri

Yara belongs to @skizabaa

#HAHAHA #Charlie and Dakota besties when #real #super real guys #into the y/n verse #something something there are multiple pizzaplexs sooooo #they grab lunch or a bite to eat together hehe #also dakotas bad at card games #actually they suck at board games period #they get competitive easily though #over games that is #Charlie and Dakota would prob text each other a lot or something hehe #idk I’m just making stuff up djakskcmfmg #Cherri if you wanna expand more on this hmuuuu #XDDDD #fnaf #fnaf fandom #fnaf oc #fnaf daycare oc #fnaf daycare au #fnaf y/n

[chicinlicin]

little rune meets big rune

i'm not sure if i wanted this to be funny or sad haaah

#ffxiv #rune #oc #fan oc #drawing #comic #this was for a wol qotd #little rune would be in awe of big rune #all the spells and things they can craft are cool #but also now they suck at card reading #also they're a cowboy #tiny rune is experiencing conflicting feelings #also go get their stoic ass lmao #have you tried experiencing joy

[b4kuch1n]

fucking hell man something mildly fucked just broke. I'll open for digital ink comm tomorrow

#bakuspeech #the. mildly fucked thing is a family thing. and also a costly thing #it just... man it fucking sucks rn. I'm not gonna say more abt it #but I just. need to build up a bit of fund around this. and lunar new year's soon too... man #well. there you go. I'll make a comm card for this. please wait for it before sending ur emails #I'll open for three like usual. man. man! this year fucking sucks!! my brain's still upside down too #ur comms this round might take a smidge long bc of that. but I need to get on this. man. #yeah. yeah. I'll go make the comm sheet now

[trashcanfills]

Genshin Impact x Reader - Being an absolute Genius Invocation TCG nerd

Feat. Itto, Cyno (of course), and Kaeya because those are the ones I know who are into the game. Can be seen as mostly platonic but I added a bit of optional romance headcanons at the end for each character. Reader here is gender-neutral.

Ok so I’m getting some brain worms today in the form of the genius invocation tcg event like bruh

As someone who loves the card game and gets REALLY into it, can you imagine a reader agt the genshin cast while playing? Reader who’s such a dedicated player that they know the strats, the meta, and different deck playstyles. Reader who goes to the Cat’s Tail to hang out with fellow players and duels them on the daily enough that they have a reputation for being a pro.

It would be even more hilarious if they don’t exactly advertise this hobby (cough obsession) at all to anyone else outside the game, but the moment someone engages them in a duel or they go into places like the Cat’s Tail where many other players gather, or they attend any tcg related event? They go hardcore mode.

Itto sees you buying the latest tcg cards and he saunters up to you, bragging about how good he is at the game in an attempt to impress you lmao. Your curiosity is piqued and thus decide to challenge Itto for the funsies. At that, the oni is all “ho ho ho sure but don’t get too upset when I win, alright?”

Except you wipe his deck off the floor and Itto is. Flabbergasted while you try not to laugh too hard at his reaction. Like bruh even his gang spectating the duel had lost their hopes of their boss winning at all when they witness how outmatched Itto is against you the whole game. Itto’s character cards are all gone and yet only ONE of your character cards has taken some damage. That’s how skewed the matchup was.

Of course, as it is with Itto, expect him to challenge you again and again until he gets a win. In the meantime, you start coaching Itto about the game more, help to optimise his deck, and point out his mistakes and what he could have done better. Itto is an eager student and is in awe when you explain the strats and reasoning behind them. Itto isn’t exactly the brightest but damn even he can see that you know what the fuck you’re doing (if he’s crushing on you he’ll think that’s hot af. You’re so amazing?? And he gets to learn and spend time with you hehe totally not part of his master plan to get closer to you).

The moment Cyno notices you have a tcg deck, he’s going to immediately challenge you. Cyno goes all out and dramatic in calling out his challenge, as how it’s done in those card game medias. He absolutely HAS to battle any fellow tcg player since he’s that hardcore of a tcg nerd. The two of you will eventually engage in a duel (if you’re in a public place, expect to attract a LOT of attention because Cyno is too well known as the general mahamatra AND a proud tcg gamer). The man even narrates some of his actions while playing since he’s that much of a fucking dork. How adorable.

It’s a tense yet action-packed match. Cyno is a very good player, but evidently so are you. Spectators (if you guys are somewhere public) are starting to exchange bets on who would win. No one knows who’s going to come out on top because the two of you are so evenly matched that it could go either way. Cyno has that determined glint in his eyes as he figures out ways to beat you, yet somehow you anticipate his strategy and neutralise it, and vice versa.

Regardless of who wins though, it’s by a close margin. Cyno extends an invitation to play more matches with you whenever he’s free. How could he not when he just had the most thrilling duel of his life? You take up on his offer, since there are few players who can go toe-to-toe with you, and you can recognise that Cyno is a fellow tcg nerd like you. Boy, you two are going to get along so well. I can imagine both of you having conversations about the card metas and deckbuilding, which can sound like absolute nonsense to anyone who isn’t as hardcore abt the game. (And if Cyno has a crush on you, rip Tighnari because he has to witness the man blunders about in trying to earn your affections - keyword: TRY - and the fennec fox hybrid facepalms when Cyno keeps using tcg as a incredibly convenient excuse to hang out with you. For love of Lesser Lord Kusanali-)

Kaeya somehow picks up the fact that you’re into tcg (even if you don’t bring it up to him at all, he will know thanks to his ability to get others to share info with him, and some ppl might have mentioned you being an absolute BEAST at the game). So what does he do about it? Bring it up to you, of course, and ask if you wanna play a round or two.

Note that Kaeya isn’t a full-on hardcore nerd about the game. That’s not his thing. He doesn’t exactly know the ins and outs of the cards, but he has an incredibly strategic mindset that helps him beat most players. How else do you think he got to the final round in the tcg event competition? Still, Kaeya is absolutely intrigued when you match up against him, and said intrigue increases when you’re clearly winning. Seems like it’s true when he heard those rumors of you being an expert in tcg. He’s full on smirking when you beat him, and he claps slowly while congratulating you on your win and complimenting your skills (yet with the way he’s acting, it seems like he’s won somehow).

After that match, Kaeya will occasionally play a few rounds of tcg with you in his free time. I mean, he gets to sharpen his mind, hang out with you, gain information and be entertained. An all-round plus in his book. (And if somehow Kaeya has feelings that a biit more than platonic towards you, he’s going to use tcg as a way to get closer to you. Heck, he might even start paying closer attention to your tips and strategies to formulate a game plan. Be wary if he makes a bet with you through tcg, cus that means he’s got something planned. And if he happens to win the game and the bet? Well, hope you don’t mind doing a favor for him in the form of a kiss, maybe even a dinner date.

#genshin impact x reader #itto x reader #kaeya x reader #cyno x reader #arataki itto x reader #genius invokation tcg #if u cant tell I made this cus I realised there arent many posts whereby reader is a dedicated tcg player #and in those fics when reader plays agt the characters they lose lol #i mean thats fine cus some ppl do relate to that and dont play the card game well #but this is for my fellow tcg addicts who love the card game #yes im one of those who loves the big update cus NOW I GET TO CHALLENGE MORE CHARACTERS MWAHHAHAHAHAH #i am one of those bitches who uses a freeze deck sorry #if only I can play agt the genshin characters rather than their ai :(((( like I wanna see how i compare #ai sucks cus I have seen too many occasions where they fuck up #ah whelp

[solradguy]

I have drawn Sol Badguy so many times I can't actually find the specific Sol I'm looking for sometimes. Just like an avalanche of Sol Badguys. I haven't drawn him in a while, it's making me sick

#textpost #OH I need to post this year's holiday card art on here when I get back from having blood sucked out of me

[1v1jc]

🎵We’ve been in a maze of love🎵

🎵And we are losing control to get away🎵

#konami please make a dance game with anzu as the main character 🙏 #in my mind the plot of the game would be something like: #everyone visits anzu in NYC while she’s going to dance school #but then they all get forced into dance battles on the street instead of card games #almost everyone in YGO is an uncoordinated super nerd so the skill hierarchy would be completely inverted compared to the DM series #where everyone who really sucked at card games turns out to be ok to good at dancing #and everyone who was amazing at card games is absolute dogshit #the final boss would probably be otogi lol he definitely looks like he’s good at dancing #or maybe it would be pegasus??? he could ballroom dance lol #also i like to think that yugi would be the worst dancer to start with #but with the encouragement of anzu he becomes pretty good #sort of like what yugi did for anzu in DM ❤️ #also im still on hiatus i just can't fucking stop myself from drawing ygo pictures 😭 #yugioh #anzu mazaki #tea gardener #yugi mutou #yami yugi #atem #peachshipping #revolutionshipping #encourageshipping