Holiday Snacks “Mickey’s Mixed Nuts” (2000)
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Thinking about 🎺him🎺 currently
from the Disney’s House of Mouse episode “Big Bad Wolf Daddy”
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The Exorcist 1973 should’ve been a House M.D episode
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jughead shows up to ppth. house is really interested in his case bc jughead is an insane little man and he keeps rocking back and forth in bed and muttering about the rat king. he always goes to visit him he reads out loud passages from jughead’s novel (he uses the book to psychoanalyze jughead). foreman hates jughead bc he hates poor people. he keeps telling house that he’s not physically sick, he’s just mentally ill, but house insists there’s something causing the psychological symptoms. foreman begrudgingly performs tests while insisting that he’s just schizophrenic and an alcoholic. chase also wants jughead out bc he finds him weird and gross. he doesn’t believe jughead is a famous novelist and insists that he is a male prostitute and tests him for HIV. cameron is strangely attracted to jughead. she very tenderly asks him about his ex girlfriend and his book but he just says “the rat king… argh… betty! no!!!” and starts seizing and foaming at the mouth. house starts thinking it’s rabies. he’s like “get him on anti virals. NOW.” foreman is like “but we haven’t ruled out anything! he had one seizure!” while foreman and house argue, jughead’s condition worsens. atp everyone is like “oops definitely rabies”. he’s like spasming and freaking out when cameron brings him water and she starts crying and runs away. there’s nothing they can do for jughead now. until. house bursts into his room holding a rat. “look familiar?” jughead shrieks and starts convulsing in fear. “it’s your cousin. i think.” house says. the team is like what the FUCK. house continues “can’t you tell? the twitchy nose, beady eyes. he’s part rodent. foreman, push 15 ccs of mouse bites.” jughead screams in pain and starts seizing and struggling to breathe. “more mouse bites!” suddenly, jughead stops. everyone is silent thinking he just died, but he opens his eyes and smiles serenely. house would never know this bc he is an atheist, but god himself was responsible for jughead’s recovery as he needed jug to carry out his will and fight the devil later on.
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