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theswordnthepen · 3 months

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“Like daylight. It’s golden like daylight. You gotta step into the daylight and let it go.”

Omg finally finished! I got very obsessed with the concept of Ed in Daenerys’ braids and couldn’t let it rest after doing the sketch and I’m pretty proud of how it turned out.

#ofmd #our flag means death #allie does art stuff #ofmd fanart #ofmd ed teach #ofmd blackbeard #Blackbeard #ed teach #I forgot his pearl necklace 😖#also the yellow daisies are a gilmore girls reference from when max proposed to lorelai #there were a thousand yellow daisies and I just 😩#anyway I hope y’all like it

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jessmmariano · 1 year

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The most unrealistic part of Gilmore Girls is the fact that people aren’t constantly stopping and saying ‘huh?’ whenever Lorelai and Rory say the most obscure, out of date reference neither of them would realistically know.

#don’t get me wrong I love all the references but why would they know half of them #also how does everyone automatically get them too?#rory gilmore #lorelai gilmore #gilmore girls #jess mariano #luke danes #stars hollow #literati #rory x jess #logan huntzberger #liz danes #lane kim #emily gilmore #richard gilmore #dean forester

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marigoldrory · 4 months

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Birthdays

Rory: 1984, October 4th (Season 1: Episode 6)

Lorelei: 1968, early spring (Season 6: Episode 19, Season 3: Episode 18)

Luke: 1967-1970, Scorpio, more likely 1967 (Season 3: Episode 4, Season 5: Episode 3)

Richard: 1942/1943, winter (Season 3; Episode 10)

Emily: around 1942, likely between 1942-1945, but could be 1939-1945 (Season 3; Episode 8)

Age on the first episode (fall 2000)

Rory: 15

Lorelei: 32

Luke: 29-32

Richard: 58

Emily: ~58, 55-61

Miscellaneous

Emily and Richard: married in winter of 1964/1965 (Season 5; Episode 12, though there is conflicting information in Season 2; Episode 3 which indicates it should be 1967)

Richard was 22 when he got married, Emily was around the same age.

Richard was around 26 when Lorelei was born, and 42 when Rory was born.

#gilmore girls #rambles with rory #reference #if anyone has any more detailed information about Emily I would love to hear it!#or any other characters #I know Logan is two years older than Rory but tbh I don't care as much about the student ages since everyone's ages are basically known

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frazzledsoul · 5 months

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no one:

no one at all:

not a single soul on this messed up planet:

me: Do you think anyone who watches that episode of Gilmore Girls on Netflix where Kirk imitates the "Howard Dean scream" has the slightest clue what the Palladinos are parodying?

#if you recognized this reference congratulations you're an old #for clarification this is when kirk is looking for easter eggs in S4 #gilmore girls #kirk gleason

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orangesrotting · 1 year

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it’s actually insane to me the lengths people will go to defend logan huntzberger when he clearly doesn’t deserve it…saw a tiktok abt how logan treated jess horribly when he first met him by being a classist ass and just overall ridiculing him for absolutely no reason and half the comments were abt how. jess treated dean “the same way” when they were 17 like….first of all logan is like 22-23 here and he KNOWS better btw!! and jess and dean’s rivalry wasn’t one-sided btw. and i would say dean did much more antagonizing than jess did on that end as well. also they were literal teenagers lmfao that’s what teenagers do

#the fact that logan stans think it’s comparable to logan ridiculing jess’s book is. interesting to say the least #also all the references to tolstoy etc ‘i’m not throwing you with these names am i’#like he’s being a condescending prick and he knows it #not to mention that the entire audience knows that jess knows those authors. probably better than LOGAN anyway lmfaoooo #like. hilarious!#anti logan huntzberger #logan huntzberger #jess mariano #gilmore girls #tv #rory gilmore #literati #anti rogan

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saltygilmores · 5 months

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THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING GILMORE GIRLS: SEASON 3, EPISODE 2: HAUNTED LEG-TUMBLR IS HUNGIE AND KEEPS EATING MY POSTS

The Netflix synopses (synopseses? Synposi? Where are you, Jess Mariano? You're my only hope) made this episode seem like it was going to be heavily En-Crusty'd (Christopher focused) but then the lovely @frazzledsoul told me that in this episode Rory takes Christopher to school (metaphorically) and this is also the episode where Jess takes RORY down a peg in a GLORIOUS confrontation at Doose's Market. If there's one thing I love seeing in Gilmore GIrls it's a good peg lowering. In fact, it gives me such immense satisfaction to see Rory in particular get taken down a peg that the three times Dean does it to her are the only times I actually side with Dean. Let the Notch-Taking-Down Party commence. But first....Happy 18th birthday, Jess! You're legal, mister! I am solidly and forever in the Late August/ Early September Birthday Camp (I have my reasons) and we're already there on the show! It's been almost a year since he arrived in Stars Hollow as a 17 year old! I'm gonna make it easy and say it was September 1st.

Now you can visit the strip club, and buy porn and cigarettes legally! You're a man now! (well, at least you could buy cigarettes at 18 years old 20 years ago. It's 21 now). Episode begins with Emily still being predictably salty about last week's FND, where Lorelai snuck out of the house while her parents were fighting over her breakup with Crusty.

Don't listen to her. You do can do whatever you want, even while you're on the clock. My little shmushkins. My apple dumpling. My peach tart. My banana muffin. My jelly donut. You're gonna make a bazillion dollars with your books some day and show em all. *pinches his cheeks* Lorelai is coming down with an illness which I shall diagnose as mononucleosis (aka the kissing disease) that she contracted from making out with Dean Forrester.

Lorelai has no qualms about leaving the house to eat out every single day in a crowded diner and spread her germs all over town, instead of keeping her ass in bed, I guess. She's also incapable of purchasing and opening a can of soup and dumping it in a pot on the stove (or hell, even sticking it in the microwave) so she wakes up each day and chooses to be a Disease Vector. If she wasn't (presumably) still married to Luke in 2020 to cook her meals for her at home I don't know how she survived the pandemic. Luke: You know what helps a cold? A healthy immune system. You know how to get a healthy system? By not eating crap and blowing out your brain cells with coffee. Eat a vegetable now and then or some high fiber cereal. At least eat the carrots in the soup? Three minutes in and he's already Insulting Lorelai (while, uh, also insulting himself at the same time?) Whee, I'm loving this episode already! More Peg-Lowering, please! Several people on this show are going to be HUMBLED and I am HERE for it. But why is Luke always downselling food that he puts on his own menu? I know Lorelai and Rory don't ever pay him anyway, but doesn't he want to attempt to make some money? "My food will make you fat and sick and kill your brain cells. Don't eat it. Go eat somewhere else." Or is it that he's a-okay with poisoning the rest of Stars Hollow with copious amounts of junk food but wants to spare Lorelai and Rory the same fate? One would also suppose he doesn't actually have said vegetables or fiber rich cereal on his menu in the first place (it's a fucking diner) and that would mean Lorelai would have to pour herself her own cereal at home. Perish the thought. Is Luke secretly some kind of California Hipster in denial? Would he be more at home opening some kind of vegan cafe where he serves wheat grass shots and kombucha and avacado toast, you know, all the stuff Milo Ventimiglia eats. (But Milo’s a big junk food junky too, he's a bit of a paradox, that man). What does he feed Jess, by the way? In his first appearance he was planning to stuff his already neglected and malnourished nephew full of Corn Flakes and Pop Tarts.

Grandpa here is going to live to be 115 probably, but only if you shut up, you're already sending him to an early grave.

EVERYONE STOP EATING AND TALKING. THE QUEEN HAS ARRIVED! Anyone else think its funny that Lorelai and Rory and Luke are ilke the mayors of Stars Hollow who know everything down to when the mailman's dog farts but nobody knows who Shane is, where she came from, who her family is, when she moved in, where she lives, how she ended up with Jess...ANYTHING? Nobody even seems to know her name? Silence from Miss Patty and Babette? Lane and Dean never informed Rory that Jess was never in school, that he supposedly pulled the fire alarm, stole 500 baseballs, etc etc. again, shouldn't Lane be absolutely losing her mind to spill this piping hot tea that Jess has been hooking up with some mysterious blond skankbag all summer? And Dean too, shouldn't he always be dying to tell Rory anything that would cast Jess in an unfavorable light and make her think less of him? What is with this town where they'll hold an emergency meeting because he drew on a sidewalk with some chalk but when he actually does something worth talking about, nobody wants to narc on him? They fear him, that's what it is. What is Shane's last name by the way? I made up a poll and asked you to decide on her last name and I'm currently awaiting the results, which I will use going forward.

Jess and Shane continue to give Rory Gilmore a sexual awakening so immense it could knock our fucking solar system out of alignment. That boom you just heard was Jupiter and Saturn crashing into one another from the sheer force of Rory Gilmore's quivering loins.

Tomatos Sign. I wonder how much money Jessica Kiper was paid to stick her tongue in Milo's mouth and say "Hey" and "Jess". Did she have to audition? I would do the job for free. I would keep screwing up just so the director could yell "Cut" and I could do as many takes as possible. Warner Brothers could own me for the rest of my life just for that opportunity.

Meow! All she did was say his name, lol. Someone's cranky. You know what would cure that bad mood? A good handjob from Shane (last name soon to be announced). This whole "no strings attached sexual gratification" deal that was seemingly dropped in his lap? Meh, whatever. He'll do it, but he'll be reading the entire time. Meanwhile, this is Dean waiting 5 years for Rory to put out:

(By the way, Mr. Mariano, don't ever tell a woman to "relax") Jess sighs and leaves in the middle of his shift (Lorelai should be proud), leaving his customers wondering where their pancakes are, to go have sex with Shane somewhere public and indecent, leaving Rory in their horny wake. Perhaps Jess has the intuition that the cold, clammy, looming hand of Celibacy (aka his own hand and a jumbo size bottle of lotion) will soon be upon him so he better seize these opportunities.

Love it when she says shit like this as if her boyfriend Dean Forrester is some fucking chatterbox (he'll grunt a few words as he's also a typical teenage boy like Jess and she'll go "That's So INTERESTING Dean! Do go on. I love you, little buttered croissant"), and also like she should actually expect Jess to talk around her when he knows she's going to pick on him even worse if he does have something to say.

Too late. That's hilarious- I forgot that Dean was about to show up just now and prove my point.

She's still wearing that stupid quarter on a string on her wrist. I will give this show credit for being very consistent with some of the small details like this. Every day for 2+ years straight, Alexis Bledel shows up at Wardrobe and they slap that thing on her wrist. That cup is HUGE.

Yeah. What? I could teach a comatose goldfish to say "I already ate breakfast." The hell is your point?

Oh god. It's that episode where Kirk and Lorelai go on a "Date". I do not remember how it goes but I'm gonna take a stab in the dark here and predict that it was sufficiently awkward. Honestly...Lorelai has done MUCH worse before and will continue to do much worse than Kirk. Mommy issues aside, Kirk has more redeeming qualities than Max or Crusty. Like, at least Kirk is ambitious. Lorelai is still only a few months removed from banging Crusty who wouldn't know the meaning of hard work if it bit him in the ass. I hope something bites Crusty in the ass. Like a rabid possum. Kirk...."Let's go out...In two weeks. I heard you have a cold. It takes two weeks for a virus to leave the immune system." He's also smart and would survive the pandemic. "You might be the prettiest girl I've ever seen. Outside of a filthy magazine."

It's the first day of senior year for Rory and our other Stars Hollow teens.

It's all downhill for Rory after high school.

Nobody tell her. L: I cannot go out with Kirk! R: Why not? L: He's Kirk! Poor Neurodivergent Kirk.

Fixed it.

i was about to say "What the what! Lorelai is actually pouring her own cereal?" but it's Rory wno's making her own breakfast and Lorelai is just pouring marshmallows into the bowl (who does that? That's not a thing. Here in The United States of America, there are already cereals that come with marshmallows). I mean, at least she's eating at home and "helping". Good for you for helping to feed to your chiild, Lorelai. Even if she's eschewing the (marginally) more healthy Raisin Bran in favor of Rice Krispies. I'm going to add a new feature to the ends of these posts: I call it: Things Googled While Watching GIlmore GIrls. Birthday Party Icons, How Old To Buy CIgarettes in Connecticut, Definition of Proclivities, How Many Words Can A Parrot Learn

#denise rewatches gilmore girls #haunted leg #gilmore girls season 3 #lorelai gilmore #rory gilmore #luke danes #jess mariano #Shane #Kirk Gleason #Happy Birthday Jess #My Sweet Little Virgo Boy #My LIttle Bowl Of Rice Krispies with Marshmallows #Birthday Smooches #I was watching the marhsmallows thing and thinking #AmyShermanPalladino might not actually be an Earthling #Human Beings do not eat Parmesan sprinkle cheese raw from the can either #nor did teenagers in 2001 make copious references to 1950’s television shows #it takes 50 years for television signals to reach Amy’s home planet so that’s why she’s behind

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enbysiriusblack · 1 month

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Florence wrapped her arms around Emmeline, "Boyfriend and I broke up again, so I'm resolute on snogging Black before the night's over."

Emmeline snorted, "Please, I've told you it's all rumours, I've never seen Sirius hook up with anyone."

"Oh, is he...?" She hummed, "Never mind. James, then? Jock's are hot."

Emmeline thought about it for a moment, "He might catch feelings, not really a casual guy."

"Then what about those other two? Pettigrew and that tall loopy chap? Not really my usual type, but I am so not snogging Caradoc ever again, I swear."

"You're not really Peter's type, he's like Sirius y'know, and I can't see Remus snogging people he isn't already close to."

Florence flopped onto the desk, "Merlin, I'm going to end up snogging Caradoc again, aren't I? Why do you lions have absolutely no straight blokes for a girl to have fun with?"

Emmeline shrugged, "Sorry, Flo."

Florence sighed again before standing up straight and smiling widely at Emmeline, "Okay, enough about my woes, any new info in your love life?"

"Lily kissed me again."

Florence gasped, "She did?"

"She punched me", Emmeline smiled wistfully, "I was telling her she was a judgy bitch and she punched me right in the face then kissed me to shut me up. I could taste my own blood, and she was so angry, I had to go to the hospital wing afterwards."

Florence stared at her, "Is that like- a lesbian thing or? Nevermind. Good for you, I suppose."

Emmeline lightly hit Florence's ankle with her foot, "You're not really going to hook up with Caradoc again, are you?"

"Nah, I'll probably just get back together with boyfriend."

#thinking about them and their little lottie and mari -esque friendship #also i've been watching gilmore girls and I've decided since florence's boyfriend has no name that he shall continue to have no name #in a similar way that lucy and olivia do with lucy's boyfriend #so like he's only referred to by the name 'boyfriend'#emmeline vance #florence (harry potter)#my writing #marauders era

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weepynymph · 7 months

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Tell me why I just discovered Kinder Eggs are ILLEGAL in America while doing research for a literati fic? 😂😂😂

#the things I find out coming up with references for these characters to spout #gilmore girls #literati #my writing #rory gilmore #jess mariano #jess x rory #rory x jess

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jellofiishh · 9 months

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