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madootles · 1 year

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a baby

#vash the stampede #trigun #I saw one mention of trigun stampede and immediately it was time to rewatch trigun 1998 #it's still so good #who ever said vash was the original babygirl was so correct #babygirl #I must've last watched it around ten years ago and I totally forgot it's the one fucking season #TRULY HEARTBREAKING #my GOD #fma03 already destroyed me why did I get back into trigun #anyway I binged all of trigun stampede and WOW he is pathetic I love him #just completely :c #I am so depressed that the next season is like two years away but goddamn I am excited for Millie #also I'm sorry but I'm losing my mind over the theme song and post credits song for tristampede WHY ARE THEY SO GOOD #injecting them into my veins #although 98 theme song is so good too #anime #fan art #his hair is WOW difficult #not a fan honestly but I struggled harder with the OG haircut so this is it #sketch #vash #trigun stampede

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bougiebutchbitch · 1 year

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House: 👉👈 🥺 or... or I could be your girlfriend...

#house md #greg house #james wilson #hilson #house x wilson #wilson x house #gregory house #oh my GOD he is SO PATHETIC #SO BABYGIRL #p l e a s e #liveblog

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lovelydrusilla · 1 year

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dare i say...... big mood

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kishibeswh0re · 10 months

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He looks like he has seen horrors and they're affecting him

#he's so pathetic #he's so sad #he's also my babygirl #but like #he's so hot and for what?#so pretty #god the things I'd do to him #dale vandermeer #rusty lake #rusty lake: paradox

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luvring · 5 months

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scrolling past every babygirl joke people make with a frown on my face

#💬nia.rambles #we as a society can do better than this #i think a lot of people can. struggle with What else to say #'babygirl coded charas“ specifically . talk about how easy it is to fluster them. how ur gonna annoy the shit out of them #call him a sopping wet kitten. say god hes such a dumbass im going to kiss him on the lips and serenade him #say missionary because his eyes pretty and his face handsome. say youre going to tuck his hair behind his ear #His x y z looks and cringe fail personality have captivated me. his big eyes and loser boy personality.#this is also for when ur trying to talk about female charas w/o saying girlboss/mother btw #just go god shes so fucking cool. no ones doing it like her #someone might want her but you want her in a deeper intellectual way. no crimes to forgive because she didnt commit any.#she could fix me could make me worse she could say whatever and i would heed her call like a devout follower to their god #go i need them so bad im dizzy. i could change their life #like u have the brain capacity and meme/reaction album to think of jokes outside of. 3 terms. i believe in u #& how did babygirl charas go from ironic Big (serious) muscular men to Feminine Featured(?) Easily Flustered 'Pathetic' Men.#like im sure both cases existed before but. what its turned into now....its majority the latter... Hrmm....#< part of why i switched to saying my handsome beautiful prince etc etc. uve made me feel odd and upset..#babygirl character just say pathetic guy . loser dude. shy and silly . errrrghhhh...

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steakout-05 · 7 months

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jon horse jon horse <3

#jon arbuckle #mlp #garfield #i LOVE jon so much i love him i love him #he's so underappreciated and overhated and it's sad because he's actually a pretty complex character?#i mean he's complex for garfield standards but still #he's such a real dude #he has so many little quirks and feelings that feel authentic and relatable #i like that Jon's just a dude who's trying his best to function #he's so babygirl i love him <3 #i don't like that the modern Garfield strip just has one joke about Jon and it's that ''he's pathetic laugh at him lol''#because Jon is so much more than that to me #Jon deserves to be more than a punchline about how stupid and pathetic he is #and plus he never used to be such a loser klutz #like yeah he was still a goofball in the 80s and i love that but he still had Lyman to bounce off of #now it just feels like his only character trait is 'pathetic loser' and it kinda makes me sad because he means so much to me #being fixated on Jon was like therapy bro he made me feel okay for just being a person #oh my god i'm seriously gushing out my feelings in the tags of a PONY JON DRAWING LMAO #it happens to the best of us.....#but still though.... Jon deserves so much more than to be relegated to a punchline about how much of a loser he is #this has been going on since the late 80s i think it's time to let it rest #let Jon go to a comic convention and meet some friends or something #let Jon have some strips to himself #let the man COOK #anyway..... horse :)#his cutie mark is a reference to the strip where Garfield found Jon's cartooning desk and started writing something really profound with #the ink and Jon goes over to ask what Garfield made and he's just like ''oh you know. just some paw prints.''#cause y'know..... he's a cat #i really like that strip it's one of my favourites

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tomboyyyaoi · 1 year

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trigun twitter blows like actually fucking sucks ass like actually eats shit like good god what a cesspit. what a fucking travesty how those people live and consume media, twitter fandoms continue losing, seethe, rot, fester, youre all doomed

#sorry idk why i turned into an evil wizard at the end there #but fr trigun twitter fucking sucks its so bad good lord what a sad little life jane #those mfs will say 'i hate when ppl fetishise and feminise vash' to mean ppl draw him with a pussy and call him babygirl #and it makes them fucking seethe for some reason #like man if u want hypermasc vash with a big swangin cock u draw that u go right ahead #but ppl like the way he cries and whines and whimpers and theres fuckall u can do about that imagine getting upset over that #imagine spending ur precious free time ranting on twitter bc ppl ship fictional incest #imagine getting genuinelh passionately upset bc ppl 'dont get' media u like bc they fucking read it differently #imagine not having fun #jesus fuck its so miserable #these ppl are pathetic #jesus christmas man #what a life #god my braincells are burning #trigun twitter sucks so bad christ i hope u all get clowned on we are officially one of the worst fanbases just from how ppl act on there #actual brain damage #im shifting into hyper retard mode #god almighty #sad little people so much fucking discourse over virtually nothing #dont even get me started on the reprobates who talk about vamery like its some rancid problematic ship actually shut the fuck up kys #maim maim kill kill die die die die die #god #hate breeds hate ur all rancid #this is why im not on fandom twt it makes me so fucking angry #rancid site #rancid #putrid

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torgawl · 1 year

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i finished the book...

#was not expecting to cry reading the last chapter #i love one book actually....#i am so so happy i took so long with it as well and didn't devour it in two days #god.... it really is that good wow #no thoughts head empty just tears in my eyes #humanity am i right #all the characters are so good i'm flabbergasted #okay also let me say between razumikhin and dunya who do i envy? 😳 the man and the woman that they are......#their wedding made me so happy!!!#no comments on local babygirl™ raskolnikov he's just <3 #i like my men pathetic wet and sobbing maybe also quite feverish 😔✊#rip raskolnikov he would have loved tumblr #bye #i need sleep #if you see me reblog crime and punishment stuff after this no you didn't shhh

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be-fae-do-crime · 8 months

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in return, i am obligated to give you error for blorbo bingo

Hehehe >:) (<-full of mischief and schemes)

I can fix him AND make him worse. Also PLEASE MY BOY NEEDS TO REST GIVE HIM FLUFF ;-;

At the same time though. I do love putting that bitch in situations. It’s a double-edged sword ^-^

As for the fandom takes one, I wouldn’t say most takes are incorrect but a decent number are, it’s just like that when you have a big fandom :)

#*chirp*#ask game #stridulation #and just. on another note #error is SO Babygirl oh my GOD #he’s one of the ultimate middle-aged deranged so so tired men #such a meow meow #so pathetic #his nAME IS HOBO LIKE COME ON #he’s just so babygirl

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bravevolunteer · 1 year

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hey everyone…… so . the reason i haven’t yelled here about the trailer yet is because i was in the middle of making a presentation to teach lune and i’s friend the f.naf lore which ended up 69 slides long …..

THE FUCKING TIMING OF THAT.

#i’ll show you guys highlights later but Oh My Fucking God SKSKSLDJF #THE TRAILER LOOKS GOOD? IT LOOKS SO GOOD ACTUALLY???#lune can attest i SCREAMED #BOYLOSER MICHAEL SOOO REAL HE IS SO PATHETIC?#babygirl…. babygirl on my screen… i’m so scared #what are you DOING TO HIM #i have more thoughts but my brain is decaying after that #⁂ ･ﾟ: i was looking for a job‚ and then i found a job‚ and heaven knows i’m miserable now ➛ ooc

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lesbianraskolnikov · 1 day

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I LOVE MY TOUY

#RODYAAAAAA #i am sowabababaisiaboabob #eurm...my anons are open. just kidding somewhat im not even sure what wee #WEEEEEEEE #i feel insane this little freak does this to my brain but its so funny in a way. YOU.#hes just so pathetic babygirl freak but oh god okay #wait i can make a post hold oj

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classicstupid-tom · 10 months

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guys im so fucking sorry to say. elemental was good. the advertising did it so dirty.

#my grandma wanted to see it so i went with her #and i went into it with extremely low expectations but like. my god.#the ads did it so dirty ghfhf it was not at all like the ads made it out to be.#also wade is kind of a babygirl. hes so wet and pathetic (literally)#bullshit talking #id give it like a solid 8-8.5/10

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passwordispassword · 2 years

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scandalcus · 7 months

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‧₊˚⊹ pussy drunk - leon kennedy x afab!reader

warnings: smut no plot, unprotected p in v sex, overstimulation, breeding kink? kind of sub leon notes: ....heyyyyy.... sorry for not posting anything in months here's a quick little leon kennedy drabble i threw together in literally an hour, hope u guys enjoy <3 dedicated to my babygirl ciera bc she made me obsessed with him.

thinking about overstimulated pussy drunk leon who can't control his whines and whimpers as you fuck his arousal deeper into you, your pussy overflowing and leaking out a mixture of both yours and his cum that leaves a mess all over his thighs.

"so fucking greedy, can't get enough of my cum," he slurs, sloppily pounding into your abused cunt at a relentless pace, his grunts and whimpers practically music to your ears as they echo through the air with obscene slapping and squelching sounds.

"mm, need to fill you up," leon whines, begging and pleading between incoherent babbles, his desperation only fueling your desire further. you flutter around him, he nearly loses it feeling you squeeze him perfectly.

"this cock is yours, take it all, use me, please." he babbles. god, he sounds pathetic, reduced to a whiny mess in your hands. his grip on you tightens as he guides your hips against him, the sloppy sounds filling the room seemingly growing louder with each thrust.

strained groans erupt from his throat as his body tenses, his pace quickening as he feels his climax approaching him. the sensation causes you to go limp against him as you continue to take the entirety of his cock; it's torture, it's perfect, its not enough.

"gonna cum for me, make an even bigger mess all over your cock, hmm?" you goad, earning a growl from leon. "s'fucking good, gonna put a baby in you," he mindlessly babbles as his cock repeatedly hits your sweet spot, the sensation grows to become overwhelming for both of you as you both feel an orgasm washing over you.

you let out a cry as he pulls all the way out and slams into you a final time, a string of drawn out whimpers and groans follow as he spills his release deep into you, your own slick rushing out of you as leon leaves his cock in you, keeping you full of his cum as long as he can.

#leon kennedy x reader #leon kennedy smut #resident evil smut #re4 leon kennedy #leon kennedy #leon scott kennedy #leon kennedy x you #leon kennedy imagine #leon x reader #leon kennedy blurb #leon kennedy drabble #leon x you #re4 leon kennedy smut #re2 leon kennedy

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cb97breathing · 4 months

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Pairing: Seo Changbin x Afab! Plus Sized Reader

Theme: Fluff, smut, breeding kink, rough sex, creampie, overstimulation, squirting. 18+ NO MINORS.

Word Count: 1.1K (short i know, i'm sorry)

A/N: Please do not repost or translate my work!

Embarrassment, shame, and disappointment. That is what you felt at this moment. You were so determined to be on top for once in your life because you knew that’s something Binnie wanted to try for a while and for a while you were doing well. But now you were struggling as you hips and knees started to hurt. You wanted to do so well and please him but your rocking hips started to falter as you buried your face in his neck. He gently gripped your hips to stop you.

“Baby..you’re struggling, you don’t have to keep going.” He said softly. This made your heart drop to your stomach and tears well in your eyes. You felt pathetic, you’re sure you disappointed him. He feels you trembling in his arms and he pulls away looking at you worriedly. “Oh baby no.” He cooed softly. “It’s okay, you did so well love.” You shook your head and buried your face in your hands.

“Babygirl, you did. We can always try again.” He pulled your hands away and kissed your lips deeply. “I love you so much.” He whispered. He gently flips you over so you’re beneath him and you gasped as his lips pressed to your neck. “Love, you did amazing.” He rolled into you and your eyes rolled at the feeling. “But I have to say seeing you beneath me like this will always be my favorite.”

You whimpered and wrapped your legs around his waist as he laid flush against you. Your bodies entangled as he rolled into you slow and hard. You mewled into his lips as he kissed you deeply and wrapped his arms around you to keep you close.

“I love you so much, you have no idea how much I love you.” He whispered into your lips. “My beautiful y/n.” You whined softly in response, his cock making it hard for you to focus on anything but the pleasure spreading throughout your body. “Look at you, so cock drunk already. God you look so stunning like this. Taking me so fucking well, you were made for me, and only me.” He whispered softly. “Tell me who you belong to princess.”

“B-Binne..” You cried softly. “All y-yours. I love you so much.” He buried his face in your neck and moaned loudly as he rocked harder into you.

“That’s right you’re mine. Gonna fill you with my cum. Breed this beautiful pussy.” His words made you clench around him, aching for him to do exactly that. He nipped at your neck, marking it all over, just like you liked. “Fuck fuck fuck, I love you. I love you so fucking much.” He slipped his hand in between you both and started rubbing your clit, you let out a choked gasp and arched into him. “That’s it beautiful, want you to cum for me. Gonna make you come so much tonight.” You shuddered and mewled loudly as your nails dug into his back, you could feel yourself getting closer and closer.

“Changbin!” You cried softly as you rocked your hips into you. Your legs began to tremble as you felt yourself hit your peak. He moaned loudly and held you tight as he thrusted deep into you, never stopping for a second even after your orgasm died down. You shook and whined loudly at the overwhelming pleasure building at your core. “T-Too much Bin, too much!” You sobbed.

“I know you can take it beautiful, you’re gonna keep coming for me yeah? Gonna be my good girl?” You sobbed out and writhed beneath him as he lifted your hips as high as they could. “I can’t fucking get enough of you. Fuck, I wanna be with you forever.” He whimpered softly as he buried his face in your neck again. “Gonna spend the rest of my life loving you.” His thrusts began to quicken as he continued to rub your clit, making your eyes roll back. Your whole body began to shake, and when you went to cry out, you couldn’t, you clung to him as he pounded into you and growled. “Yes, baby that’s it, give me another one. Cum on my cock.” You choked on a sob and bit down on his shoulder as your next orgasm hit you, your could feel your juices soaking the sheets beneath you.

“Yes fuck, I’m close my love. Give me one more.” He whined as he continued his assault on your clit and pussy. Thrusting wildly into you as you screamed out his name. “Gonna fill you up so good, my love. Give you so much cum.” He whimpered. His cock began to throb as you clenched around him for the third and final time, both of you hitting your peaks simultaneously.

Your names falling from each other's lips as you both lose yourselves in pleasure. You went limp in his arms as you struggled to keep your eyes open, a total mess beneath him as he continued to rock into you until there was no cum left in him. He held you tight and stilled, keeping his cock inside you, wanting the cum to settle and stay so not a single drop was wasted. You both panted softly and shook as you clung to each other. Not wanting to let the other go for a single moment.

Changbin pulled away slightly to press soft kisses all over your face and lips, as you slowly came back down to from subspace. He grinned as your eyes fluttered opened and locked with his.

“Are you okay?” He whispered softly as he pressed his forehead to yours. You whimpered tiredly in response and nodded.

“Tired.” You whispered out as you ran your fingers through his curls. “But I’m okay.” He picked you up gently and carried you to the bathroom. He set you down on the bathroom counter and kissed you softly.

“Thank you.” You whispered. He looked at you in confusion. “For not laughing at me.” His gaze softened and he kissed you again.

“I would never laugh at you. You did amazing, and we can always try again and even if we don’t, it doesn’t matter.” He caressed your cheek. He pulled away and walked to the bathtub turning on the water and letting it heat up before filling it. He gently carried you to the bathtub and set you in it as the water filled the tub. “I’ll be right back love, going to change the sheets.” He walked out of the bathroom and you relaxed as you felt the hot water soak you. It fetl so good you almost drifted to sleep until you felt him join. Moving in behind you so you laid against his chest. His arms wrapped around you tightly and you let yourself relax as your eyes fluttered closer.

“I love you so much Bin.” You whispered softly as he ran his fingers through your hair.

“I love you more Princess. So much more.”

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daaydreamy · 10 months

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punishment

summary: joe gets punished.

warnings: coarse language, smut, rope bondage, overstimulation

pairing: joe goldberg x fem!reader

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“You’re such a pervert.”

Joe let out a muffled groan, eyes squeezed shut tightly as he squirmed in the chair he was tied onto. He clenched his hands into fists, letting out pathetic muffled noises as Y/N continued to overstimulate him, making him sob from the sensitivity. He bit down on the panties she had shoved into his mouth, whimpering as he tried to squeeze his thighs together, but failing miserably because his shins were tied to the front legs of the chair.

“Really, Joe? Stealing my panties?” Y/N scoffed, pulling the lacy white fabric out of his mouth and bringing it down to his cock, keeping it in her hand as she continued to stroke him, making him whine in his throat from the rough feeling against his skin. “I bet you think about me late at night in your bed, don’t you? Just wishing you could fuck me, so why are you struggling?” She had leaned down next to his face, speaking into his ear while he let out shuddering breaths.

“P-please, it’s too much.” He said brokenly, throwing his head back and making Y/N chuckle softly. He didn’t even know what to do anymore, what to feel, because he would both shy his hips away from her and fuck up into her hand needily, his brain making up all sorts of feelings and sending them down throughout his body and he wasn’t sure what to do with them.

“Maybe, if I change my mind, I’ll let you fuck me, hm? But no touching, you’ve already proved that you can barely handle yourself. So maybe I can just take care of you, yeah?” Y/N was smiling and she sat down on his lap slowly, watching as his eyes trailed up and down her body, panting softly.

“Do you want that, Joe?” She asked him, cocking her head to the side a little.

“Yes.” He whispered. “Yes, god, please.”

a/n: i would never forget about my babygirl 🩷

#sub!joe #joe goldberg #joe goldberg fanfiction #joe goldberg smut #joe goldberg x reader #joe goldberg x fem!reader #joe goldberg x you #joe goldberg blurb #writing

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