#god help me im obsessed with these stupid fuckin guys
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help i cannot escape from the oc thoughts
#sunne speaks#i think ark and krygen are gonna be friends#like#in a sibling way#ark older brother momence...#krygen comes and hangs out in his office sometimes and he doesnt mind at all#sometimes you just need a place thats quiet#ark will GET your ass if you try and bother him when krygens there like thats his excuse to get quiet work time as well#also does anyone remember when i said krygen likes playing bass the least bc his got stolen and it makes him sad? no?#well i think ark is gonna give him his#since he clearly doesn't use it#and since hes getting a better place to live and is older and wiser he knows it'll be in safe hands now#ugh#god help me im obsessed with these stupid fuckin guys
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Run rabbit, run.
HABIT x TRANSMASC! PLUS SIZED! HAIRY! READER
half monster HABIT hc + fic
Tw: HABIT being HABIT | violence| marijuana usage | HABIT is obsessed with t-guy pussy god whispered this in my ear at 3 am | HABIT is obsessed with FAT T-guy pussy | LIGHTLY TOUCHED ON FEEDING | implied MC running on caffeine and weed and not very much sleep| monster habit (I GOT CARRIED AWAY IM SORRY NO IM NOT)
For 🐛 anon
For Evan fuckers: Oh, deer!
-We all know this man is a sadist and masochist, we can't pretend we don't.
-hes a biter!!! He will bite you! Like hard enough to need stitches. You've had a few embarrassing ER visits. (Habit can dress wounds and stitch you up but he just likes how embarrassed you get about it)
- he and Evan are very different in bed, but one thing they have in common is giving head like a god. Dude low-key is obsessed with your cunt.
-but he's good at a 'sloppy drooling messy' kind of head that Ev cannot provide.
- fuck he's in love with your body. Like, he grabs your belly and just plays with it, literally salivating at the idea of leaving hickeys.
- he fucks you in a mirror so you can watch the way your body moves as he fucks you.
-oh and he loves your boobs , hairy man tits? Who fucking wouldn't.
- he stares at them constantly. You couldn't get him to tell you the color of your eyes but he has every hair on your chest memorized 🫡.
- he's into prey and predator dynamics, he gets so incredibly hard when he's chasing you through the woods he can't help himself.
- Vinny has been caught in this game of yours by accident a few times , and if he finds you, covered in bite marks half naked with twigs in your hair and he just gives you one of these looks:
- HABITs into knife play, you have lots of scars from it and he doesn't feel bad Abt it 😔✊.
- HE WANTS TO BE PEGGED but with one of the ones with a silicone grinding thing inside so it grinds right against your t-dick.
-hes a dom bottom mind you.
- but you peg him and he becomes a stupid feral mess.
(so obsessed with the idea I wrote the fanfic Abt it so it's going here instead of at the end)
He could feel your hairy belly press against his back as the silicone abused his prostate; drool pooling on the corner of his lip, looking back and admiring you he let out a purr. You look away, you can't look at the smug very fucked drunk grin you're sure he's giving you.
Your hips stutter against him and he tenses as you hit his prostate dead on, his eyes roll back and his mouth hangs open as you wring another orgasm from him.
You begin to slow your hips, grinding the silicone tip slowly inside of him, exhaustion and want find respite in your bones.
You need to stop and cum, this grinding wasn't enough, you needed more, his tongue, his cock, his fingers his anything.
He presses against you, back arching with the curve of your stomach, resting against it as he comes into a position that shouldn't be comfortable.
You avoid his eye contact and his thumb, middle finger and index finger grab at your face, turning your head harshly to look at him.
His eyes bore into yours and it makes you want to squeeze your own shut, but you just can't, like he has some kind of hold on your mind you cant avoid his gaze.
His face is flushed, and he's drooling. But his eyes, while dilated and wet with tears, were strong and threatening.
"I didn't say you could slow down rabbit." He rolls his hips against yours and it sends pleasure shooting across your body.
"Good little rabbits do what they're told. They run when they're told to run, right?" He captures your lips in his and his tongue forces it's way into your mouth before you can respond.
It's a rough kiss, teeth clacking together and tongues rubbing against each other. You can't help but find yourself getting wetter and wetter, dick getting harder and harder, pressing right up against the grinding pad.
He pulls away and bites your lip hard enough to make you bleed, before letting out a growl.
"So, keep fuckin' me, now. Do what you're told. Run rabbit, run."
-makes you breakfast in bed and he's so hard because he can't stop thinking Abt what your mouth can do and how those teeth can rip and tear apart flesh
-please blow him after eating ✨.
- trust me it's purely to indulge him, don't be surprised if there's something you're allergic to in anything he makes.
- loves getting you really really high to overstimulate you, oh you're really high? Well hes sucking your t-dick rn and finger fucking your hole so have a fun time trying to concentrate on rolling a joint for him.
-it's so badly rolled you literally have to suffocate him with your thighs so he'll back off and you can redo it. It looks like a fucking hard candy.
- Goes fucking feral over your hair, he's into hairy guys and fuck do you fit the bill.
- you keep it at least slightly maintained more for convenience but you don't shave.
- he loves
MONSTER FUCKING AHEAD
-he goes into heat gets bored and can't control himself and goes either fully monster (basically a demon anthro hare with grey and washed out purple fur, sharp teeth and claws) or partially monster (EARS AND TAIL AND TEETH AND CLAWS AND NOTHING ELSE)
- knotted tentacle dick bc peace and love on planet earth.
- he gets real possessive during this kind of thing, leaving enough marks for Vinny to notice. And they're not human sized either
- large, deep, scabbed over marks on most of your visible skin, most will probably scar.
- and vinny doesn't really care (look you're a consenting adult and you seem to contest enthusiastically if what he's heard through the walls indicate.)
-but he DOES give you this look
- and asks a few slightly personal questions, bc what the fuck how do you fuck THAT hard.
- mainly to embarrass you.
- habit thinks your discomfort is funny so even if you try to get him to stop he won't.
- speaking of discomfort- when he's in foreplay is non existent, he'll literally pull your pants and boxers down and fuck you whenever. His dick produces enough lube for it not to hurt too bad. But it's not comfortable.
- he's broken the bed too many times to count, you've tried metal bedframes, you've tried springs, you've tried a water bed (that's not a story you like to talk about), you've done it all, and every time he fucks you hard enough to destroy it beyond repair.
- if you fuck him expect a noise complaint. His vocal chords are different which means he clicks and purrs and shit but also, loud as shit growls that vibrate the house.
- play with his ears and tail and he'll cum immediately (especially with a well angled strap-on.)
- sloppy head just got sloppier with his ultra long tongue and extra drool. Squirt on his face and he'll keep eating you out! (Call now only for the low low price of your soul and all sense of sanity!)
- after care is him licking cum off your chest and then letting Evan take over because fuck that lovey dovey shit. (he'd marry you if he could)
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I tried my best but got carried away and it's not proof read. Uuh hope you enjoyed? Don't kill me.
#x male reader#HABIT emh x reader#habit x reader#HABIT x male reader#x chubby reader#x hairy reader#x ftm reader#trans reader
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collecting short funny things to write under fanart of characters you really love
please feel free to add more thank you :3
(this is long as shit be prepared)
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looking at them
my friend :)
mwehehe
augh
I can't believe this
brain blasted
what a little freak
do you even care
be so fucking for real
your kidding
what a weirdo
a wonderous creature
consider this
from my personal collection
what the
I'm so normal
I'm not normal
why are they like that
evil swag
TEEHEE
I'm gonna frow up
yeah this is pretty cool
pretty fucked up dog
have you seen this?
my beautiful princess
I'm ill
oh good heavens!
my son. he has every disease
this shit aint nothin to me man
I laurve them
yoink
just a little bit. as a treat
tell them to stop
me when I GET you
MY GUY
the psychic worm (wohwohwohwohw)
good lord
cuteness aggression towards them
what the fuck ever
im feeling something
sigh
me when the
GRRAAAHH
im fucking serious
love it when they appear
its becoming unhealthy
go white boy go!
your never gonna believe this
worst guy ive ever seen
their just so ... drawable
sorry guys
i saw it in a dream
she is very gorgeous to me!
i see them when i close my eyes
my little scrungle
be so fucking for real
i can do whatever i want
bitch
yeah
my baby girl
my little kitty meow meow
they've done something to me
i gotta get outa here
yep
my favorite white man
dude!?
full of joy a whimsy
going cray cray!
well....
erm
heyy gurl wasup
she is beuty she is grace
aaaaanything could happen
just like me fr
its time
yahoo!
divine retribution
yay!!
so was foretold in the prophecy
their so ... woah
yessir
god. fucking. damn.
they understand me
you are not immune to propaganda
Explodes character with mind
Forgive me
I would tell them my most depraved thoughts
for the win!
my treasure my beloved
awesome
oh yeah woo yeah
thats it thats the post
this above all else
-INHALE-
had to get it out of my system
you absolute baby buffoon
but make it epic
dont question it
gay baby jail
mwah <3
i want to make them into bread
no guys you don't get it
i got nervous
every fuckin time man
[puts face in hands and groans loudly]
no way
DONT DO THIS TO MEEEEE
take a deep breath
stupid little bow wow
cringeposting once again
abandon society, embrace insanity
god has let me draw another day
had to do it
changed my brain chemistry
so the thing is-
im going to make you so girlfail
pathetic wet cat
guys.
their neat idk
or something like that
ATTENTION!!
i have the disease and its terminal
shrimply amazing!
hits you with the beam
smile :)
send help
oh hi didn't see you there
no i will not elaborate
the creature is demonic in nature
i think there's something wrong with them
i think there's something wrong with me
its fine
woah woah woah
do you even realize what you've done
very cool
do you see my vision
whatever the fuck this is called
the strugler
interesting..
oh i got you dont worry
nobody move
character on the brain always and forever
#1 hater
funny you should say that
nature is healing
imagine a guy. now imagine them again
ooo mama
get drawn idiot
get obsessed over idiot
if only they were real
post this character instantly
your honor i need them
ive got some notes
A juicy morsel
I want to push them down the stairs
They wouldn’t dare
(Eyes wide and mouth frothing) yeah!
my beautiful wife <3
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nsfw is fine for me, it can be sfw if you want
not comfy w/ sharing my real name on here so lets just go with Lycoris
i am a computer science student in college
im 5'8, white, i have blue/gray eyes, and dark red dyed hair in a bob with bangs
i am the parental friend who will ask questions, talk to people, keep us out of trouble, volunteer for things etc UNTIL i fimd someone who i trust enough to do that for me. then its chaos. i have adhd if that helps anything lol
enfp
i play genshin, persona 5, and minecraft; i play the guitar and sometimes write music (also sing and play a couple other instruments); i like reading literature: i watch anime; i like solving puzzles and working with technology; i occasionally upload on youtube or stream on twitch (not sharing it to tumblr lol) (im also a christian but im here on a tumblr smut acc)
im a very picky eater, i swear im like a child, i dont try anything i dont already like. i am a very assertive and opinionated person so if i dont like something You Will Know. but at the same time i can keep it back to be polite (except for food im sorry i will live off of ramen until i die)
any of the adult males, fuckin surprise me
nope nothing else to add <3
lycoris x ranpo
✧ surpriseee your silly little man is The ranpo edogawa himself
✧ you guys work so well bc you both compliment and counteract each other. you're very similar in some ways but complete opposites in others, which is. essential for relationships
✧ ranpo is a (loveable) dumbass and could definitely use your parental friend abilities, mostly when it comes to like changing lightbulbs, taking the train, doing the fucking laundry. he's so smart but so stupid pls be patient with him
✧ BUT i think he very much could step up and be that person you could trust wholeheartedly. you could let your chaos show with him he could handle it. he might match it with his own crazy tho bfdakljfk
✧ i would be SCARED to see your guys' kitchen dkfjkadsljf like oh my god. you both are the worlds pickiest eaters, and ranpo's obsession with snacks and sweets...... you would need an entire pantry shelf dedicated to just ramen and another one just for all of his candy. id get a fucking cavity just from entering the room
✧ you're slightly taller than him (2 inches) but he absolutely refuses to admit this. when he stands next to you he'll stand a bit on his tippie toes and everyone just pretends its not happening LMAO poor ranpo </3
✧ you hardcore bond over your love for puzzles and reading and problem solving. this is likely how the two of you ended up meeting and/or interacting for the first time, and is something relatively integral to your relationship. its something that both calms you down and can start fights fkjdalj;f like if you solved a poe novel first he wouldn't speak to you for like 3 days
✧ you are both . very opinionated and this can be good and bad
✧ bad in that you'd have to be very conscious about the fact that you inevitably will butt heads, and knowing the best ways for the two of you to cool off either together or individually.
✧ good because if you guys share a really strong opinion about a certain tv show or hatred for a person that is. talking material for DAYS you could both get hyperfixated on the same things and everyone at the agency is like oh jesus fucking christ. not them again
✧ you'll def find yourselves in arguments about the silliest things which isn't necessarily a bad thing sdlkjfdsjk like one morning you're bickering because ranpo was like NO YOU DEFINITELY HAVE MORE MARSHMALLOWS IN YOUR LUCKY CHARMS THAN I DO and you're like WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING A BOUT
✧ i promise i genuinely think you guys would work well together i really do fklajfkdj
✧ i dont think he really understands video games at all, like thats not his thing. but he def will sit there absolutely mesmerized as you stream.
✧ i know cockwarming where the guy is the one playing the games but why cant it be the other way around. u ride him as you play video games. why not. i said so
✧ he'd LOVE listening to you play music
✧ anyway. power couple. the two of you would drive everyone at the agency insane with your antics but they'd all love you too :)
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most of the characters in bEING and One Cloud Gang in a nutshell, you can always ask if you have questions
stoner skater girl x grumpy pizza shop guy x girl that acts like theyre on steroids but they are high on life and the eternal support from their friends
bullied in highschool by wife and became a successful lawyer x intimidating fisher lady who is definitely not a pirate
girl in a band that leads a suspiciously normal and fulfilling lifestyle x girl in a band that leads a very wild life style but always makes it to a recording x girl in a band who was just here for the food but turned an angry rant about the delivery driver who ate their food into a rap (Bitch Ate My Fries, platinum 2 grammys)
wanted to leave a life of wrongdoings for one person x wanted to keep that flame in them since they weren't going to use it anyway
even if she had better tech not held together with glue and duct tape she'd be smarter, but still love them x robot with better tech but still stupid
2 very dumb robots x old cranky mentor robot
gangster with regrets x quirky girl that doesnt know about their past
i hate you what do you want from me man let me smoke in peace x i am obsessed with you why are you such a looser
i helped god make everything and i sill stimulate the economy by buying apples from the market x i am going to become the ruler of hell (and fuck god)
why does nobody care about how rich and famous i am??? x how am i missing ALL of my shots this makes no sense it's been MONTHS
me x me but in the back of my mind beckoning to be talked about
cranky drunk aunt x creepy high aunt
i da bosss x you tell em boss x yeah boss repeat that
you funkadacious on that beat brother x say that again i want you regret the words you say
hey hot stuff hows the weather up there x hey hot stuff hows the weather up there x oh boy 2 feild goals
why are you crying babe cmere mamacitiyatta x its make up you fuckin goon
the cutest god in the world x the tallest god in the world (according to the cutest god in the world) x im not a traitor but i will make everyone thinks so all the time
ew you're me? x ew you're me? x ew you're me? x ew you're me? x ew you're me? x ew you're me? x welp time to go fuck myself x ew you're me?
welcome to the polycule honey!!! x thats stone you carved a face into dear
i am the main character x oh what a coincidence so am i
i am in british love with you x i made a toaster that butters your toast
i am the king of this land obey me x i am the queen of this parking lot also
socially awkward and murders for a living x i am a clown
IT'S ALIVE HAHAHAHA x you're so hot when you bake bread
i am a FUCKIN WIZZLE IN THIS SPIRE x i need a shower mlord
weird fidgety dork x yandere
kind undead boss character x unfathomable mortal with boxing gloves
stoic cinnamon bun x the most pissed off guardian
lets go on an adventure (dies) x WHERE IS MY WIFE (tearing through hell)
i wrote the song of the universe by falling on the keys lf reality by accident x and i love you for that
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My #1 post of 2022
okay so episode 4. for context before this we've found out that the apartment complex is haunted, there's a demon, the school lunch meat was made of humans, there's a cult, and some ghost lore so overall stuff is already kinda fucked. so me n the besties are adults now and stuff happens nothing too important but uhhhhhh my super cool stepbrother guy larry just Committed The Self Kill bc he got infected with the demon and im like oh god oh shit oh god oh fuck and stuff. and also the whole apartment complex is possessed by the demon uh oh so working together with ghost larry and using my cool guitar we get rid of the demons but uh oh!!!! didnt do shit we were too late. so basically i have to kill everyone who was infected to stop the spread? and i hesitantly do so and then i get arrested and stuff and my other bestie ash testifies against me like a fuckin snitch but shes like "yeah he killed them bbbut hes not a bad person! hes just a little mentally ill <3333 i think larry dying really messed with him but he just needs help <333333" but obviously they dont listen so now im on death row and shes like Oh Shit!! three years of me in jail and ash trying to stop the execution later i get #ElectricChaired ouch and ash sobs and everything sucks and then episode 5 starts
and thats how Everyone Fucking Died
Wasn’t there that gloopy guy that had like really good tea?
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AAAAAAA OKAY ITS BC ANON and I actually debated saying fuck being on anon and just DMing you about the boba fett fic (clearly I chickened out but tbh I might still do it later bc I have a lot to say) Cuz I love it and want to talk about it but I also don’t want to clog up your Loki blog with Star Wars stuff and tbh the only reason I’m still on anon is bc my url is stupid bc my blog is like 80% shitposts and not really related to Loki or anything (and also for the sake of context and continuity) BUT DUDE YOUR BOBA FIC LOOKS SOOOOOO GOOD IM OBSESSED WITH THE PREMISE especially those first lines about respect and how the reader disrespected him??? But then she realizes her mistake?? Oh my god I’m so excited to hear what boba says to her when he finds out she helped his bounty escape ESPECIALLY excited to see what happens when they team up that’s gonna be so fuckin good oh man I have chills (and it’s like 80 fuckin degrees in my room rn so U know the fic was good) I want to read it sooo bad also I love how you’re gonna age him down when in the SW universe does it take place if you have a timeline for it???? Anyway I feel like I have to change into my boba fett shirt now bc I may not have liked the show but I already love your fic and tbh now I want to watch something with boba WAIT ACTUALLY IM JUST GONNA REREAD MIGRANE IM GONNA RUN TO AO3 AS SOON AS I SEND THIS ASK AAAAAAA
OKAY BC ANON LISTEN first you should do whatever makes you the most comfortable but if it helps my main is also just shitposts + me thristing over pedro pascal in the tags of various gifsets. My url references Loki but I rarely reblog anything related to him and when I do I always say in the tags "fine I guess I still like this guy" LMAO. It's shitpost central and I haven't posted original content on it for 5 years so like. Yeah.
BUT honestly we've been talking long enough that I trust you and I'd totally be willing to let you into the outline + very messy document of the parts of the fic I already have written :D I understand if you don't want to because of spoilers but honestly it's not a story that has spoilers? Like there's not plot twists there's no gotcha moments it's just a fic. Me giving you access would also require your email (and therefore probably a DM) and I SUPER understand if you aren't comfortable with that but the offer stands, just let me know ❤️
But let me give you another lil tidbit: The reader and Boba Fett fight (again she's helping a bounty escape BF not knowing who the bounty or even really who BF is) and he's winning but her hood falls off and it makes Boba stall and lose the fight because he's shooketh by her beauty 😈 As for when it takes place, it's a year or so after Boba teams up with Din in the Mandalorian. So I guess it takes place when tbobf does? Even though yeah I did age Boba down, though his age is fairly debated from what I can tell and a lot of people think he's in his forties in tbobf. I don't know if I think that because I def view him as older and more experienced than Din but idk.
Anyway! YES PUT ON YOUR BF SHIRT AND I'LL PUT ON MINE we can be twins hehe
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Hi it’s me the supernatural anon from a while ago and I’ve been actually working on a 911/supernatural fic because I got bored but that’s beyond the point I was wondering how you think each of the characters would react to finding out the supernaturals real? Like assuming Maddie hide it from Buck I feel like he would recognize Sam and Dean from some articles he read in the dead of night because of insomnia and start freaking out because there are serial killers at the station
ummmm, hello anon i would just like to start out by stating that this ask has made me laugh a lot after a shitty 48 hours lmao so thank you! i totally agree about buck, like i see it so clearly okay oh my God. Like can you imagine buck is just cleaning the rescue, talking to Eddie about the shit he read last night because he couldn’t sleep and then suddenly Sam and Dean walk in okay and buck just shuts up in the middle of his sentence... so Eddie’s callin from under the truck “......buck????” and Sam all tall and mysterious “serial killer” is like “so YOURE buck” like theyre best bros. and buck just squeaks out “...eddie!!!” so ofc eddies like why the fuck the secret loml scared right? so he’s squaring them up like “how can we HELP you” trying hard not glare.
SOOOOOOOOOO sam and dean basically ignore eddie because they’re shocked to see little evan buckley standing taller than dean and buffer than sam. like holy shit man this is Todd buckleys son... maddie buckleys little brother who was seven the last time they saw him. but of course eddies not having that because buck looks like hes about to piss himself or throw up or faint so he asks buck why hes freakin and he just says “ITS THEM!!! ITS THE GUYS FROM THE ARTICLE I SPIRALED ON LAST NIGHT!!! the SERIAL KILLERS!!!”
so naturally eddie is like,,,, oh shit and sam and dean are like WAIT WAIT WAIT WERE NOT SERIAL KILLERS!!! and bring up they’re looking for maddie and bc buck shouted ab serial killers being in the station, half the station comes down including chim hen and bobby. and at the exact same time chim and buck are like “what the fuck do you want with MADDIE!!!” getting all protective and shit. and stupid protective in love eddie is still squaring up. and theyre really trying to explain themselves the best they could because its at this point they realize, unlike their dad had done with bringing them both into monster hunting, todd and madeline never let him in on it like maddie had said one day. dean keeps talking himself into a hole because like i said dudes are just shocked how grown evan buckley got and how much he grew to look like his father... soooooo dean fuckin says that and buck grabs dean by the collar and is like “HOW TF U KNOW MY FATHER” and maddie is walking into the station at this point and breaks it up before she even sees its sam and dean. then when she realizes they have this reunion and shit,,,,, and buck is still like he was in oceans 911 where hes like “im so confused can we go back” and says like “maddie why are you hugging these guys!! theyre known serial killers!!! we should be calling athena!!!!!” and bobbys like “already called”
and maddie who knows the life of THE FAMILY BUSINESS SAVING PEOPLE HUNTING THINGS and remembers everything ab the way the survived by doing this with the LIESSSSSS shes like “no no no this is a huge misunderstanding lets all sit down and talk yeah?” bc she genuinely cares ab the winchesters and is very curious to know why theyre here before they get arrrested for being “serial killers” . so chimney naturally agrees with maddie and they all end up in the loft prayin they dont get a call.
aaaaaand maddie starts explaining everything and fuckin eddie and FUCKING BOBBY are the ones to actually believe it and bucks just like... a fish out of water?? is the best way i can describe his shock (im sorry thats sad byt jfsdjfsdl) and hes like “so when you and dad went away on your stupid hunting trips-” (dean cuts him off like hey!!!!) “your STUPID hunting trips you were KILLING DEMONS????? whaaaatattttt????? this is why you guys always fuckin left me with MOM???” and hes just spazzing pretty mych. and while eddie is being like a comforting presnese eddie is like, secretly so stoked because growing up he SUPER believed in the supernatural like kind of obsessed so hes like bombarding the three of them with questions like “so fuckin djinns and vampires and SHAPESHIFTERS ARW REAL????” and bucks and chim are looking “r u serious” but sam and dean are super amused and hes like “little buckley grew up with good taste” and everyone but buck and eddie snicker.
chim really wants to believe it because,,, its coming from his girlfriends mouth u know?? but he doesnt know these men and like.... demons ?????? so chimneys just slowly trying to process the information while sam and dean r grillling maddie buckleys new cool boyfriend... they rly didnt like doug so theyre ecstatic shes dating a good man.
hen just finds this thing entirely amusing that the monster hunting is really not the thing thats on the fore front of her mind... like the fact that buck almost got old family friends arrested because of his internet research??? and eddies automatic stance to fight when dean definitely “accidentally” flirted with buck and all of the yelling like its all nuts to her so shes just sitting back laughing to herself.
last but most definitely not LEAST athena starts reading them the miranda right s the second she lays eyes on them and funny enough eddie is the one to jump to their defense saying buck was doing internet research and mistook them for others. and athena was like “tf bobby u coulda told me . “ and hes like “i had to listen to the story” and eddie just jumps in and explains everything which buck even after all of this also finds that hlarious. and athena deadass mutters “oh god theyve been drugged again”
this was so LONG LMAOOOOOO sleep deprivation man. i got too hype ab this. u asked for their reactions not a whole ass scene but it just happened lmao. hope you liked it supernatural anon!!! also u should send me ur crossover fic id love to read it !!!!
#wow this got out of hand#love it tho#i rly thought it was too long after the first paragraph lollll#bitch u thought#literal chaos#911 on fox#maddie buckley#evan buckley#sam winchester#dean winchester#supernatural#hen wilson#chimney han#bobby nash#eddie diaz#buddie#athena grant#crossoversssss in this bitch#i need sleep
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fic recs for my friends
yeah okay so most/all of these are davekat im sorry!! arranged in no particular order also some of them are second person I Am Sorry.
Your Interpersonal, Intergalactic Relationship: A Beginner's Guide (8,400-something words)
A beginner's guide to playing hopscotch, overcoming internalized homophobia, and falling in love with your alien best friend.
friends to lovers! p cute
So It Goes (56,845 words)
They managed to win the game somehow. He's not really sure of the details, but it's not all it's cracked up to be. He's stuck in an unfamiliar body with a thirteen year old little brother who's terrified of him.
Somehow, he is sure this is his fault.
// i have not read this one. but strider angst and davekat yes please
Red Converse (26,648 words)
Due to a seizure, Karkat Vantas now has to learn how to live his life with two speech aphasia. He goes to therapy three times a week, suffers from awful headaches, and tries to avoid people as much as possible.
Due to a traumatic experience, Dave Strider refuses to use his words, preferring to relay his snarky comments and witty banter through sign language and typing on his phone.
They meet in a waiting room.
//THIS IS REALLY GOOD Altho they do have sex just skip it dw i promise it’s worth it
how...did you tell your friends (7,906 words)
Unfortunately, you don't fancy your brother's suggestion on how to break the news to John...
There's no other way out of it, you're going to have to just tell him.
//set after homestuck, dave tries to tell the most oblivious person in the world and also his best friend (john) that he and karkat are dating and it’s literally so good
Dave Strider’s Stupid Fucking Jawline (11,607 words)
Generic high school AU. Dave's jawline is really distracting and Karkat does NOT have a crush on him (shut up, Kanaya).
//high school au. lovely. good eating.
Gray and Red (16,084 words)
In which you only see color once you meet your soulmate, and the first color you see is the same as your soulmate's eyes.
//SOULMATE AU SOULMATE AU this is kinda very Angsty (Karkat do be pining doe) it’s p good
We’re All Friends & Family Here (And Frankly, We’re Sick Of Your Shit) (68,000 somethin words)
It's been about a year since the big Fast Forward, and sure, things on Earth C aren't perfect for everyone. But they're fine. Really. It's fine. Everything is super fuckin' swell, and that's that.
It's not like one night is going to change anything.
//post homestuck GOD THIS. IS SO GOOD okay so this fic is mainly dirkjake being fucking stupid with rosemary and davekat and also a lil roxy/calliope in the bg and it’s long but!!!! so very good
Red Ties (10,705 words)
Dave Strider's eyes never turned the color of his soulmates. With his rare eye-color, there's next to no chance they simply share an eye color.
One day he meets Karkat Vantas.
//another cute soulmate au! again. love the soulmate aus what can i say
i’m at the combination dunkin donuts & urgent care (3,920 words)
Karkat Vantas is convinced beyond a doubt that his neighbor is some variety of murderer, until they actually meet in person. Highlights include blood at the laundromat, Dave's weird obsession with candles, and a box of shitty swords.
//this is SO FUNNY short n sweet i promise
the calculation (2,481 words)
the fic in which Dave gets the flu for the first time since before the game and Karkat takes care of him.
//this fic is really funny and also sweet
Start At The Beginning (9,304)
//post-homestuck, Dave and karkat falling in love. the ending to thsi made me cry
I Love Cheap Thrills (4,773 words)
You’ve been trading memes with an international pop sensation, and your drunk ass had no idea.
Classic.
//this one is verrie funnie
Locked Up (9,272 words)
Dave had always been the one best prepared for the game. He was able to handle the shit it threw at them and push it down a lot better than everyone else could.
It might have fucked up everything else about him, but that didn't matter.
He was fine.
He was always fucking fine.
//angst. very nice
I’d Tap That (oh fuck i didn’t mean to tap that) (17,041 words)
Karkat finds his old school bully on Grindr. Dave doesn't know how to shut up.
// really funny!! sorry if these are getting redundant i don’t remember the details about some of these
Pale as Bone, Pale as Water (5,305 words)
//another davekat sickfic
Apple Juice, Chips, and Bandages (5,335 words)
Every time he comes in he gets the same three things. A bottle of apple juice, a bag of chips, and bandages.
//really cute!! they’re liddol and they’re friends it’s nice
The Land of Blood and Childhood Trauma (8,242 words)
When two dreambubbles collide, two anti-social assholes are forced to help each other through it.
//not quite as Angsty as it sounds! it’s good
ecdysis (6,077 words)
Karkat goes through his adult molt. Dave does his best to take it in stride.
//so i actually haven’t read this thought I did but Uh have it anyway it looks good
Self Sabotage and Other Symptoms of a Damaged Soul (10,698 words)
//basically dave grapples with his internalized homophobia, etc. very good
turntechGodhead is offline (36,999 words)
//I’ve already ranted to you guys enough about this you know what it’s abt it’s SO FREAKING GOOD
A Ten Step Plan For Wooing Karkat Vantas, Featuring A Multitude Of Illustrations By Your Esteemed Authors, As Well As Tips For The Aforementioned Wooing (11,261 words)
Kanaya, because she's a saint, makes you a list.
The list is entitled "A Ten Step Plan For Wooing Karkat Vantas" and features a multitude of illustrations in purple pen.
"So we're doing this," you say. Your mouth threatens to twitch into something dangerously smile-shaped.
"Yes," says Kanaya. "We are making this happen."
"Hell yes."
//dave n karkat! they go on a date. stuff happens. it’s really good
Catching Colds on a Rock in the Middle of Space (15,887)
Rose catches a bad cold and it slowly spreads to the rest of the meteor crew. None of them are particularly good at admitting they're sick, let alone looking after themselves, but at least they're decent at caring for each other.
//rosemary and davekat! VERY sweet
Dave’s Girl (2,527 words)
The thing is no one knew anything more about "Kitty" other than her delicious cooking (Dave obviously doesn't want to share – ever) but the guys are more or less already in love with her. Drew insists she's probably this blond bombshell with big, blue eyes, all curves with legs that go on forever and a great rack... Practically everyone in the team has their own opinion.
//this is so funny and also im a sucker for these kinds of tropes so it’s great
Songs Made on the Meteor (27,762 words)
Dave makes music and they fall in love.
//on my to-read list! it looks good
Looks Just Like The Sun (12,231 words)
“Holy shit,” you whisper. Dave joins you at the window.
There are no stars left in the sky. Nothing but blackness and a faint soap bubble sheen.
“Is that a dream bubble?” Dave says.
And then it swallows you.
//okay. does this have explicit sex? yes. does it have a very explicit image? yes. HOWEVER (hear me out here) I firmly believe that if you whizz pass those parts, this is a very good fic with great characterization and fun banter. send tweet
aight happy reading
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embarrassing q&a about izzy and john,,, @honeybite and @kiryukazumas ayyyy
1. How did they first meet?
Izzy gets transferred to Hope County and on her literal first day on the job she gets sucked up into the whole fiasco with the peggies and she ends up stranded in Hope County (with Reina and Aria wooooo). She and John first find out about each other when she helps Nick Rye steal back his plane!!! Nick tells her about what’s goin down and she feels sorry for him, and then he describes John to her and she’s like “wow he sounds like a douchebag. let’s break into his shit.” because Izzy loves being a shit disturber. It turns into a whole big rivalry after that.
2. What did they think of each other at first? What was their first impression of the other?
They do a lot of just like, hearing about each other from other people, or arguing over the radio before they actually physically meet. (They physically meet for the first time when Izzy gets kidnapped to be baptized). John’s first impression is she’s just another out of control sinner who needs to be shown the error of her ways blah blah blah pbbtbtbtbpbt. Izzy thinks John is pretentious and very high strung, which supremely clashes with her own personality, but she really likes fucking with him and gets a lot of satisfaction from making him mad lol
3. Were they immediately interested / attracted, or did that come later?
Oh they hate each other at first!! They finally actually like MEET meet at the baptism. John knew who Izzy was right away but she didn’t really piece together who he was until she heard his voice. John was physically attracted to Izzy when he saw her and he like,,, wasn’t expecting that, because all she’d done up till then was piss him off lol. It causes a lot of inner turmoil for him because it’s the whole,,, “I shouldn’t feel like that because you’re a filthy sinner so I’m gonna repress the fuck out of this. im sure nothing bad will come of that. bottling ur feelings is good and works”. He tries drowning her right away at the baptism and Joseph has to come and be like “chill.”
Izzy doesn’t really think anything of John after she first meets him, it takes a lot longer for her to be interested in him like that than vice versa, but getting almost drowned is really a big wake up call for her in that the guy she’s fucking with probably has a lot more personal issues than she realized lol
4. Why did they fall for each other?
lMFAO UHHHFHFHH its so complicated, fuck. John’s feelings are at the start just a big crush at first. He just thinks she’s very pretty and she pisses him off constantly but he subconsciously likes the attention she gives him. John wouldn’t realize he’s in love with Izzy until a while after their rivalry starts weirdly turning into a strange friendship. I’m writing a stupid fic that may or may not actually ever be finished so I’ll just recap events here: There’s a moment when John is really angry (For reasons...u’ll see... or will u... who knows...) and Izzy calms him down by like,,, grabbing him and making him lie down with his head in her lap and she just kinda like shushes him, and he just lies there looking up at her and he’s like,,, never really been touched like that his whole life. Like never when he was growing up and then certainly never now, especially in response to his anger, so he just kind of I think,,, realizes it in that moment. but also he has a LOT of conflicting feelings about it because he also realizes he can NEVER change Izzy in a way that lets them be together (ie make her join edens gate, nevuuuurrr gonna happen). For John it’s a combination of she’s brave and kind and patient and all her fucking around aside, she’s genuinely a good person, and she relates to his pain and they have funny conversations and she makes him feel good and loved, just like NORMAL ASS REASONS TO FALL IN LOVE? but again, he can’t acknowledge that he genuinely loves her, because she’s a sinner and working against Eden’s Gate, so instead he processes it as this weird crazy religious thing where he thinks she’s a bigger deal than she actually is, like she’s somehow really important and God sent her just for him or something lmao... basically realizing he was in love with her really fucked him up a lot more.
For Izzy it’s EVEN MORE COMPLICATTTEDDDD... She probably has feelings for John by the same time he does for her, but she represses it a lot harder and better than he does. For her it’s this thing of she also has genuine reasons to love him but she struggles a lot with how broken as a person he is. She thinks she sees a genuinely good side to him that she’s in love with but she can’t figure out how to make the like,,, crazy part of him,,, stop lmao, and she also struggles with the idea that it’s not her responsibility to BASICALLY FIX HIM so she just represses instead. She also struggles a lot with how he’d probably want her to join Eden’s Gate and how she knows she can probably never convince him to leave so she doesn’t even try to have that conversation. She handles all the repressing like A TON BETTER than John does lmfao she’s much more emotionally stable and just like way more level headed than him, but it’s still a big thing that she’s really just not sure what to do about, so she does......Nothing!
5. Who flirted more before they started their relationship and how?
Izzy! flirts! all! the time! She mainly does it as a joke because she loves how fuckin mad John gets when she does lmao!!!
6. Who made the first move/confessed first?
no confessioooonnnn I don’t think... probably not ever, or at least not until it’s way too late lmao. See #4, they both are basically pre-convinced that it would never work so they never do anything about it. If anyone was to confess it would be John but he’d have to be under a lot of pressure to do so ie: one of them is about to die or something
7. When did they have their first kiss and under what circumstances?
GOD I DON’T EVEN KNOW HONESTLY I HAVEN’T THOUGHT THIS FAR AHEAD JKJKFKJAFJK. I can honestly imagine Izzy doing something stupid as fuck like asking John to kiss her because she thinks it’ll just make him freak out or get mad, and John actually doing it and then Izzy being like UHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE TO GO.
8. Which one is more easily made jealous?
John 100% but he pretends he doesn’t get jealous :-) but he is toxic as fuck and getting jealous puts him in a MOOD
9. What do they fight about? Who’s the first to apologize?
THEY FIGHT LITERALLY ALL THE TIME IT’S ALL THEY KNOW BAYBEE!!!!! JOHN JUST GETS MAD AT HER AND THEN IZZY LAUGHS ABOUT IT THATS THEM THAT’S THE WHOLE DYNAMIC!!!!
10. Did they have a first date? Where did they go?
lmfAO I mean they have a lot of little hang outs together at John’s cabin that despite their intentions can sometimes get TENSE... but again...you’d have to beat them with a stick to get either of them to acknowledge the romantic undertones to anything that happens between them
11. What do their friends and family think? Do they approve of the relationship?
NOBODY KNOWWWWS LMAO. Izzy goes out of her waaay to lie about it; she tells Jerome for example that she’s just spying. Some people think its like glaringly obvious though (ie Adelaide being like “hey so John Seed is like...crazy in love with you huh” and Izzy being like “WHAT?????? NO???????”) The only people who know she’s friends with John are Reina and Aria, but even them she lies to about how deep it got. She’s esp cautious with Reina because Reina hates John and honestly she thinks that’s hilarious. In general depending on the person she actually feels kind of ashamed because it feels like she’s betraying hope county on some level? so she just kind of is constantly juggling various lies depending on the person lol
12. Do they like to cuddle/hold hands? Do they prefer to do it privately rather than in public?
honestly I can imagine them ending up holding hands or something and just like NOT looking at each other at all when they do, and then stopping and never acknowledging that it happened ever again lmao
13. How long do they wait before sleeping together for the first time (If they do)? Under what circumstances does it happen?
ajsfkjsajkfjkakjfjskkjakasfasjf I DON’T KNOW!! I haven’t thought this far but it would probably happen at his cabin when they are alone and they’d probably just like somehow end up just making out somehow lol and Izzy would constantly break it off for a second to be like “we should stop” and then keep going lmfaofjsafkksaj it would be just like way 2 messy and way too much touching and kissing cuz they’re both way too much bottled up, and it would most definitely only happen ONCE and then John would be even more obsessed with her afterwards and Izzy would be like “wow I fucked up lol”
14. Who tops?
physically John; emotionally Izzy, does this make sense, who knos.........
15. Do they get married? Who proposes & how?
that’s a no from me dog
16. Do they have children? How many? What are their names?
again no, but I feel like if you brought up the stupid ass cliche idea of getting married and having some kids and having a little suburban house John would start frothing at the mouth and then izzy would wake up in a cold sweat somewhere
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OH FUCK I THINK I FINALLY CRACKED THE CODE OF WHY I ALWAYS LIKE THE VILLAINS BETTER
Like man it always makes me so confused cos i mean im a soft AF person and i always end up having sympathetic redemption headcanons for them so its not like i like VILLAINY ITSELF but what else do all these characters have in common?
Thats it. Thats it, ursula helped me crack it.
I just WANT THOSE TRAITS ON THE HEROES
I really want a nice confident sassy funny chubby trans auntie who promotes body positivity to our young hero and always gets to say the coolest lines and get the best moments and BE LOVED FOR WHO SHE IS
And like usually whenever you get anywhere close to seeing those "villain traits" on a hero they like.. Remove all the good parts. If you have a supportive hero aunt she's always boring and generically supportive instead, and has to look like the most stereotypical boring mess ans have a super small plot role and uuuugh thats IF SHES EVEN THERE i mean seriously aunties and grandmas are weirdly less represented as mentors than grandpas who are already REALLY HARD TO FIND and again OFTEN GENERIC AND UNFUN WHENEVER THEY GET TO APPEAR
And how damn often are we allowed to have a chubby gay aunt!! WHERE IS MY CHUBBY GAY AUNT!! ive met SO MANY chubby gay aunts in real life like 90% of all my psychologists have been either that or like.. The exact same but a straight lgbt ally instead. Sassy plus size aunties are THE BACKBONE OF OUR SOCIETY DAMMIT! I've had so much help thanks to sassy gay aunts!! And like even just looking at any damn crowd scene in a normal city centre youre gonna see so many chubby aunts and long nosed uncles and all those sorts of bullshit "ugly people" that mass media pretends are ugly and relegates to One Minor Role In The Entire Cast despite them being infinately more common than supermodels and NOT UGLY AT ALL GEEZ IT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH
I cant believe im a fuckin disney villain fan cos of body positivity
Tfw u suck so bad at making hateable people that the fandom universally hugs all your villains and ignores your boring protagonists like fuckin TAKE THAT DIDNEY
God i wanna hug hades sooo bad he just needs a friend aaaaaa
And i mean its not just disney, every damn time ive obsessed over a villain its been because they have some trait thats supposed to be "bad" but its actually good and we dont get to see it on the heroes
Like my thing with science villains in particular is that when i first played ff7 i really liked the idea of an evil minion who's a bad sidekick not just because he's "dumb" or "bumbling" but because he's actually not interested in any of the evil stuff and he works against his own boss and is like.. Friendly to the heroes, i have no particular grudge against you and i wont stop you if im off duty and all. I liked the Turks for the same reason but in the origibal ff7 translation they were kind of stoic and serious and i didnt really become as much of a fan of them til i saw them being more goofy and comic relief in some optional sidequests and then their movie adaptation. But hojo was always being all "lol my boss's plan is so stupid amirite" and had that very memorable scene where he's just sunbathing and tells you everything you need to know to get to the next thing to ruin his boss's plan cos i mean fuck it who even cares im just here to soak up some sun while fully dressed in a turtleneck and labcoat. It sucked so much that he was such a reprehensible bastard with creepy sexual assault vibes and murder and child abuse and experimenting on people and basically just NOT A LOVEABLE VILLAIN but his CONCEPT held so much potential to be filled by a sympathetic character instead...
So yeah then cos of him i kept being obsessed with finding SOME CHARACTER SOMEWHERE that actually lived up tp that potential, and thats why i was instantly interested in charon from pokemon and totally on edge waiting for the slightest chance for him to become That Perfect Sass Gramps Of Legend. And then he was indeed sassy!! And had so little screenyime that there was potential for interpretation of him as potentially redeemable cos i mean the game never said he wasnt, the game barely said anything about him at all, lol. And he was so old and small and frail looking and i just wanted to protect him!! And then that one wifi event that actually hinted at synpatheticness!! Aaaa its a recipe for a Forever Fave~
And i guess maybe it all started with my grandma being awesome and me really missing her? Cos i had shitty abusive parents and she was my ONLY good family member who showed me what love was like. And she was also basically a supervillain. Like every damn supervillain trait except being evil! She was bombastic and confident and sassy and mischievious and loud and passionate about stuff and always had something funny to say and never gave up no matter how many times she failed. And she also used all that great power for the forces of good!
So yeh thats why i love sassy good guys and i hate that often even when a sassy villain gets redeemed they seem to lose all their edge and become more generic now theyre a good guy. Or they get totally sidelined with no screentime anymore, or they ONLY get to be comic relief and dont get the full and complex redemption they deserve. Or just a lot of bads!! Its never the simplest answer of just fuckin.. Keep the character the character. Thats kinda why i didnt feel too much for the maleficent movie even though the concept itself sounded like everything i ever wanted. The character in that movie is a very different person to origibal maleficent, she's more just a stoic tsundere mumsy figure than a hammy badass iconicness. Still a nice villain redemption but it felt like it would have been better as an original story instead of an attempted maleficent. Also i wish they handled it better with the whole "true love's kiss could be from your mum instead" thing cos i get sooooo grossed out whenever i see people shipping movie maleficent and aurora! Like yes sleeping beauty with lesbians would be great but not when one of them is old enough to be her mum and raised her like a mum and changed her goddamn diapers! Also why did they have to ruin the three good fairies just to make maleficent have the mum opportunity? Like just remove them from the story if you wanted maleficent to raise the kid instead. No need to rewrite them into incompetant assholes when they were everyone's fave part of the original! Dont sacrifice the rare and elusive Good Sassy Gay Aunts!! THEYRE LIKE THE ONLY ONES IN DIDNEY!!! (Incodentally merlin is the equivelant of this to hades as the fairies are to ursula)
Also also villains tend to have ACTUAL FLAWS in stories that have a more boring bland protagonist. I wanna see the story behind charon's neuroses and how he struggles with overcoming his temptation to be bad because of greed but ultimately manages to conquer his own negative side because power of friendship and such. Thats a great character arc that provides so much more than he does as a villain where they just wasted him entirely :(
SO BASICALLY IN SUMMARY
* villains are often more complex and well developed characters with flaws while the same wroter might make shitty heroes due to the illogical fear that nobody would root for them if they werent 100% perfect and successful at everything ever
* villains are also often made as negative stereotypes of minorities and other rarely seen traits, which means its easy to reach out to them and reclaim them as a more positive version when theres literally no other options for you to cling to
* the quite common accidental sympathy factor where a villain will seem to be hated more than they deserve for their actions, ir unjustly punished so much that they feel like an underdog, since the writer assumes you'll think theyre "more evil" for being a stereotype and if you dont agree that this thing is bad then it seems like they have way less sins than the story claims they do
* also sass. Sass is good.
But basically the whole root of it is that its stupid and cruel and doesnt goddamn work when you make villains bigoted stereotypes. It just makes me love them! The only person i hate when i see a stereotypical villain is the writer who thought that was a good idea, lol. Just imagine that meme of the samurai holding the cat but its me holding all disney villains!
Also even if a villain isnt outright intentionally meant to be "this minority is bad", it can still make me symoathetic to them if theyre still something thats rare amoung the hero side in the same series. Like charon being the "most unredeemable" villain despite being the most harmless and funny and his plan being so much less world destroying than cyrus, and also he's the only grandpa villain in like.. The whole of all. And he's drawn very much in that way thays supposed to be "ugly" i.e normal grandpa, vs that weird sort of younger than he looks grandpa that hero ones tend to be because blablabla beauty ewuals goodness anti body positivity whatever. Tho actually sinnoh was good with that, they had the best grandpa professor in my opinion cos he got to be sassy too! Rowan always reminds me of auron from ff10. Sinnoh was a good game where i liked a lot of both the heroes and villains even if i still had more villain faves cos i mean pokemon is always biased towards that for me since every game has a voiceless perosnalityless main character and often theyre the one doing most of the heroing with the supporting hero characters having surprisingly little proper screen time. Thats a big part of why i loved hau gladion and lillie in sun and moon! They felt more like a real friend group than any other ones before.
ANYWAY now im just going offtopic into more "i love lots of stuff about every pokemon game" so ill stop typing now
But just basically VILLAINS ARE GOOD COS THEYRE GOOD CHARACTERS and if those stories gavethe same character a good guy role then id still love them just as much, if not more. I dont specifically like villainy, its just that my definition of a good character is often considered a bad character by lazy writers, apparantly?
Also WHERE IS MY SUPPORTIVE GOOD GRAMPS CHARON GAME AND GAY AUNTIE URSULA GIVES YOU FASHION TIPS SMARTPHONE MMO
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SG1
Season 1 episode 8
"THE NOX"
Notes by me
- "chevron 7 locked" !!! I love when the computer dude does this
- *Sam explains what the gate is*
Some dumb old guy: shes trying to communicate I know it
- P3C117
- theyve already been to 19 different worlds???? Holy shit
- me and Daniel are both very confused as to what their job is
- tealc wants to help find weapons for earth???? Is he trying to prove his loyalty
- we're on the hunt for invisible creatures here we goooooo
- Jack came thru alone.....
- oh wait no there they are lol
- Daniel and Sam in their liddle helmets😌
- LOL five minutes on a new planet and they already lost the stargate smh
- what if its just invisible and they bump right into it haha
- "Daniel youre with me" I will take any crumb of Bodyguard Jack For Daniel that I can possibly get
- it looks like a big bug. Sounds like a big bug. It's probably a big bug
- JAFFA!!!!!!
- Daniel in spaz mode
- Jack is right. Tealc is doing extrememly well for someone who used to worship these people and now he wants to kill them. Makes me wonder what changed his mind about serving them. Or if he ever really was loyal to them in the first place?
- they died??????? But theres 9 more seasons!!!
- tealc willing to die with them!! Hes in love 😭
- "I thought we were dead werent we dead....?"
".......yeah"
OBSESSED with their deduction skills
- THE SOFT WAY THEY WAKE JACK UP
- these people have moss in their hair
- "hi!" Daniels first instinct is To Make Friends✨
- theyre hippies!!! Forest hippies
- "I have no idea" THERE IT IS
- I just want everyone to know im always gonna point out when daniel says that bc its my favorite thing he says
- why do kids love Jack so much is it his Dad energy
- tealc!!! Everyone calm down tealc is ok!
- when the forest guy speaks for the first time and jacks first response is "woa"
- they just want to be left alone
- brother??? Uh oh
- JAFFA!!!!! EEK
- haha his name is shackle. You got a stupid name idiot
- when Daniel suggests murder and everyone just. Stares
- stop acting so surprised. You're the ones corrupting my archeologist
- I hate this goauld voice. Ridiculous
- is tealc the only jaffa that left? Is he the only one with brains
- these people must be half tree or something
- BUG!!!
- Daniel still trying to learn all he can about them while hes there ❤ babe
- four hundred and thirty two holy shit
- theyre peaceful ! Just leave them be
- you dont look a day older than 25!
- the nox are the invisible things??? I mean yeah I'm not surprised
- "they would know someone had buried it" ok yeah maybe theyre on to something
- give it up tealc this guy aint accepting your prom proposal
- OH MY GOD VIOLENCE
- tealcs only concern is the woman 😭💕💕 H E
- LMAO the jaffa always try to be sneaky but their suits are so fuckin loud. The sound of their asscheeks keep alerting sg1
- this kid is adorable and hes gonna get himself killed
- oof I was right
- "think they bought it?" Jack always has a plan!!
- this rip in daniels shirt is distracting me
- daniel is working on his staff skills
- *tealc beating the shit out of people*
Me:
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!! THEY COULD HAVE ENDED IT RIGHT THERE!!! WHAT THE FUCK
- "it is our way that the strong defend the weak" IM SORRY DID HE JUST SAY "OUR" ??? THE DAY HAS COME! TEALC IS OFFICIALLY ADOPTED
- THATS A BIG FUCKIN CITY
- thats some advanced technology! Maybe they CHOOSE to be forest hippies
- "The very young do not always do what they are told"
- bye forest hippies! I wish you a very pleasant no violence
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Whump under the cut
Tealc whump: stabbed, collapse, weak (only lasts about 2 minutes)
Jack Oniell whump: shot , "death" , unconcious
Daniel jackson whump: shot, "death" , unconcious
Sam carter whump: shot, "death" , unconcious
#stargate season 1#whump#tealc whump season 1#jack whump season 1#daniel whump season 1#sam whump season 1
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Killing Book
Aka, the Death Note movie released this year. Now, I like Death Note (the anime of course). I watched it when I was like 12 or something and it introduced to the world of gory anime. So as you can expect, I was upset at seeing this movie, seeing the wrong things in the trailer and knowing it would be even more wrong in the movie. I was interested though, as one would be interested in watching a kid harmlessly fall so you can snicker at them. I avoided the movie even if I wanted to see the train wreck it was. But tonight, at somewhere around nine pm I decided NO MORE! I shall watch the movie and tell my friend how bad it was. We’ll be calling her Friend. I skype messaged her (i know who uses skype anymore? i do. because im lazy and dont want to change to discord) while watching it. Sadly she left early because she sleeps waaaaay earlier than I do. So at some point I’m just talking to myself. Just to let you know. Enjoy my ramblings.
WARNING: Obviously lots of death is mentioned. Also, if you liked the anime of Death Note, do NOT watched this movie. It’s horrible.
So this was taken directly from skype, with VERY little editing (just small things like personal stuff etc.) and it is rude, crude and not pleasant to look at. I tend to message a lot, in segments and that is was what made this so long. You have been warned.
Me: so I'm finally watching the death note movie
Me: and I might rant at you a bit
Me: first, its set in Washington in seattle
Me: and lights fuckin blond frosted highlights
Me: why
Friend: so
Friend: 10/10
Me: its the best start a movie could ever have
Me: so light is bullied and does homework for other classmates
Me: who is this man? this isn't the light I know
Friend: maybe
Friend: maybe
Friend: just maybe
Friend: someone kidnapped him
Me: god and now he likes this fark haired girl
Me: dark
Me: light loves no one
Me: his heart is too icy to love
Me: if only he was kidnapped
Me: then at least he would break out and kill the person impersonating him
Friend: does he have the death note?
Me: yeah
Me: its so different
Me: its not the same at all
Me: its like they just took the concept and fucked it
Me: so the death note looks used even tho I pretty sure it was blank in the anime
Friend: it's for the money
Me: shit dude ryuk is in the house
Friend: is ryuk still cool thougj
Me: and light just fell over and is now running away
Me: idk we'll see
Friend: does he still freak out over apples
Me: maybe
Me: didn't ryuk show himself in lights room?
Me: cause right now he's in school at detention
Me: oh ryuk ate the apple
Friend: they met in his room
Me: welp here they met at detention
Friend: also it's to soon for light to know ryuk's obsession with apples
Me: its waaay too soon
Me: I'm 10 minutes in
Me: light didn't know ryuk for awhile
Me: not almost immediately after getting the death note
Me: also ryuk is persuading light into using it
Me: anime light did not hesitate to kill a motherfuker
Me: didn't need a demon to tell him what to do
Friend: wait
Friend: what about the chip scene
Me: oh
Me: what]
Me: the
Me: FUCK
Me: they've ruined it
Friend: THE CHIP SCENE!?
Me: wasn't it a rule that if you put someone name without a death, theyd die of a heart attack like an hour later
Me: well
Me: fuck that rule
Me: doesn't exist
Me: they die by random bullshit means
Friend: WHAT?!?!!?
Me: also
Me: no chip scene
Me: yet
Me: I'm waiting
Me: anime light waited until he got home to kill a guy
Me: but movie light was still at school and watched him die
Me: heres what happened that absolutely gets rid of the heart attack rule
Me: so a couple of kids had a basketball and dropped it when a woman's bags of groceries ripped
Me: the kid chased after the ball into the street, where a car swerved to miss him
Me: another car coming the opposite way swerved to miss the car and hit a parked car
Me: a ladder on top of the crashed car got loose and decapitated the guy whose name was written
Me: instantly after his name was written
Me: wtf happened man
Friend: -.-
Me: also
Me: apparently there are rules to the book
Me: lemme get to the scene where he looked at them
Me: but I know one of them was the holder of the death note can only hold it for 7 days
Me: wtf??
Me: in the anime anyone could have for eternity if they wanted
Friend: for as long as they lived or until they gave it up
Me: atleast his dad is still a cop
Me: but his mom is dead??
Friend: dfhnasjkfahdjkasdhf
Friend: what
Me: by getting hit by a car by the guy he killed earlier
Me: wtffffff
Me: okay
Me: okay
Me: tell me what you get from this, its rule 65 of the book
Me: "each page of the note contains the power of the whole note"
Me: wtf does that mean??
Me: ooh
Me: oooooooh
Me: wait
Me: is that the thing where you could tear a page out and it would still work?
Me: wtf you gotta word it like that man
Friend: it's as bad as tests
Me: okay I got a previous rule wrong
Me: it was rule 95
Me: anyone can write names in the note but only the keeper can have it longer than 7 days
Friend: -.- that's still stupid
Me: it is yeah
Me: I'm pretty sure a death note was supposed to have one owner
Me: I mean once you touched the paper, you were stuck with the powers until you died or gave it up
Me: also
Me: previous apparently wrote warning ramblings in the book for light to see
Me: "don't trust ryuk"
Friend: -.-
Friend: no
Me: he also said ryuk weird
Me: I say ree-yook
Me: he said rye-uhk
Friend: i'm sad
Friend: i'm pissed
Me: and that's barely 20 mins in
Friend: need bleach?
Me: still another hour and a half left
Me: god
Me: 90 more mintes
Me: ryuk is creepin in lights closet
Me: light is offering an apple
Me: ryuk is happy
Me: ooh thank god
Me: ryuk told light how to pronounce his name
Me: I don't think I could live with light always saying his name wrong
Me: ryuk looks gross
Me: haven't seen him clearly yet tho
Me: always in shadows
Friend: ryuk is cool
Me: movie ryuk is pretty chill
Me: light has killed again
Me: this time the gfather of the guy he killed ealier
Friend: is
Me: oky
Friend: is light killing innocent people
Me: heres how he died because I'm pretty sure light didn't right a death
Me: not yet
Me: so a couple knocked a salt shaker of a table at a restuarant
Me: a waiter trips on it and bumps into the dude who will die
Me: the father get knocked forward and stabs himself in the neck with a knife that he had been holding upwarrd
Me: he sprays blood all over his guests and dies
Friend: why are the deaths so convoluted
Me: ryuk cackles in the background
Me: I have no idea
Me: wow steak sounds good right now
Me: even tho I guy just died because of some
Me: a
Me: oops heres dark haired pretty girll in the bakground
Me: she talked to light
Me: wtf
Me: who is this chick
Me: she elooks like the next bella swan
Me: turner
Me: light turner
Me: and her name is mia
Me: what was the name of the blond girl who loved light?
Friend: yeah
Me: mia was her name? really?
Me: she has no idea what a death note is
Me: and light is showing it to her
Friend: fucking moron
Me: anime light would never do that
Me: mia is laughing at hime
Me: shit her name in the anime was misa
Me: not mia
Me: noe light is killing in front of mia
Me: but at least hes using the news like anime light did
Me: this movie is horrible
Friend: I wonder how they will ruin L
Friend: i might cry at that part
Me: and I will tel you every wrong thing they do
Me: so light and mia teamed up
Friend: i know you will
Me: even tho mia doesn't have a death note like anime misa did
Me: and light want to kiss her
Me: help
Me: help
Me: oh n
Me: they
Me: making out
Me: I don't want to put skype down
Me: hep
Me: me
Friend: GET
Friend: THE
Friend: BLEACH!!!!!!!!!
Me: theyre done
Me: no[e
Me: not done
Me: shit
Me: okay
Me: wait
Me: stop'
Me: they keep kissing
Me: and its inbwteen scenes
Me: so it surpried
Me: me
Friend: life has no meaning
Me: okay hang on
Me: how did light start getting called kira in the anime
Me: didn't the public start calling that?
Friend: yea
Me: well light chose it in the movie
Me: hes like
Me: I want to be kalled kira
Me: and now somehow the whole world knows
Me: agh
Me: nudity
Friend: >=c
Me: brief, dead women nudity
Me: L is helping kira?
Me: L informed kira of a club full of baddies
Friend: are you sure that's L
Me: yep
Me: subtitles label him as L
Me: here lemme send a screen shot
Me: there it is
Me: proven by the subtitles
Me: L is originally from England right?
Me: I cant tell if movie L is sitting like anime L
Friend: L is an orphan from England yes
Me: no accent
Me: move L is american
Friend: i'm sorry japan
Me: gotta apologise to the mangaka who wrote death note
Friend: who
Me: idk their name
Friend: who the hell made the decision to make them..
Me: I have no idea
Me: eath note was done and over years before they made this movie
Me: why did they make it now?
Friend: money
Me: fuck the money
Me: at least follow the god damn plot
Friend: yeah
Me: they used the right logo for L
Me: that's nice
Me: to see somethingsimilar
Me: ugh
Me: L is such a pig in the movie
Me: hes got candy everywhere and is eating it messily
Me: anime L was careful and deliberate
Friend: yeah
Me: ugh
Me: they say "fuck" is this movie too much
Friend: i'm going to bed. you can keep ranting and i will respond tomorrow
After this point, it’s just me ranting so there will be no more Me: going on. Just a series of messages one after the other.
kay
okay wait this was funny
the movie did a funny
so lights dad is meeting L in L's big fancy hideout
and lights dad has his hand held out and and ice cream is just silently put in his hand with no information about it
no one says a word about it
he just holds the ice cream
now L is speaking to a million reporters in broad daylight outside
and movie L doesn't sit exactly the same as anime L
hes in the same pose as anime L but movie L sits on his butt instead of sitting/squatting on his feet in the chair
if that makes any sense
L is calling out kira on the news
ryuk likes L
so apparently to kill using the book, you need a name AND a face
but I'm pretty sure in the anime you only needed a name
and now L isn't even sitting right
hes lounging
LOUNGING
also mia cant see ryuk even tho shes touched the note book
all the rules have been tossed out the window
mia stole the book and is killing all the investigating agents
oh siiit
mia didn't do it
ryuk did
ryuk killed 13 people
and now hes telling light to let the note go
anime ryuk didn't do this
he wanted light to have the note
mia wants to kill lights dad
so light and L have met in public
and they fightin
and light is being sooo suspicious
they've got the weather in this movie right tho
its constantly rainging
shit
mia told light she loved him
and they making out now
so if you write a name and burn the page before the person dies, theyre spared. but you can only do this once
so many dumb rules
what I don't understand is why they changed misa's name to mia
but didn't changed light's
misa is a way more normal name than light
why change it??
okay now movie L is sitting like in the anime
lights dad is beating L down
L is threatening light
and light is acting as innocent as possible
ryuk is meddling in lights plans
lemme tell you those plans
light write the name of L' assistant, having him find L's name and then tell light
but ryuk is there to screw things up
oh shit ryuk took the page with L's assisatants name on it
so mia betrayed light
light wanted to save watari
watari is L's assitant
but mia and ryuk messed that up
ooooh shiiiiit
mia did kill all those agents
she killed 13 people
not ryuk
oooh L is angry that watari is dead
and mia is trying to kill light
hope he kills her instead
L is gonna hunt light down
L is driving angrily through the streets
just rmapgaing dude
rampaging
now L is chasing light on foot
20 mins left
no chip scene (note: really sad there wasn’t any chip scene)
L is confrtoning light
but light is saved by one of his many admirerers
mia is trying to take the book
and theyre fighting at the top of a ferris wheel
light put mias name in the book
she dead
the ferris wheel deatached
so now its slowly falling
ryuk is manipulating the ferris wheel
mia is hanging out of the pod thing
light dropped her
light fell
mia died in an explosion of flowers
light landed in water
the book did too
now L' there
the page containg lights name is burning
and L saw the page buring
some old guy just picked up the washed up death note
this new guy is carrying on kira's duty while light is in a coma
now he's returning the book back to light
oh light woke up
L knows that mia was involvev
involved
lights dad knows
he knows
now light is gonna tell his dad how it works
okay wait
some exposition is going down
and you need to know what
is up
so mia wrote that light's heart would stop at midnight
so to fix that
light chose a rapist who had connections to a hospital to save light when he fell in the water, give him cpr and keep light in a medically induced coma
hospital guy commits suicide
then
light writes
a pedophile mailman gets the note book on the shore, writes criminals names to keep up the act while light is in a coma, gives the death note back and commits suicide
then he writes
when mia takes the note book from light, she falls, tears the page with lights name on it that then the page is burned, light lands safely in water and mia dies instantly when she hits the ground
L found the page with watari's name and all the agent's names
L angry at light
hes laughing crazily
L looked like he was gonna write light's name
but then the credits are going
ooh that was interesting
they showed behind the scenes stuff while playing the credits
but it was done in a way I hadn't seen before
they were like flashing it on screen inbetween credits, only a few seconds at a time
got to see how they did ryuk
which was cool
god damnit
they never showed if L wrote light's name or not
I'm guessing not
I waited through 5 mins of creits for thi
why
so light didn't kill any innocent people
huh
but mia sure did
so
my rating is 0/10
this wasn't death note
this was like like some knock off version called'killing book'
hope your happy that L is alive tho
didn't have to kill himself like anime L did
unless that was what the end implied
hang on imma see if movie L killed himself too
well Wikipedia doesn't say anything
but we all know how reliable Wikipedia is
that was a real joy ride
hope you enjoyed my ramblings
even thought half of them prob don't make sense
#Death Note#2017#Death Note 2017#Movie#Death Note Movie#Death Note Movie 2017#anime#Death Note Anime#review#rant#i hate this movie#its bad#its not like the anime or manga at all#Manga#Death Note Manga#Light Yagami#Light Turner#L#Lawliet#L Lawliet#Ryuzaki Lawliet#Ryuk#Kira#death#note
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noro tell me abt ur ocs i see ur awesome art and they look neat but im so stupid and i don't know anything and also can maybe i try and draw them they look so cool ksjsbbebs just educate me fam
feel free to draw them!! i’d love to see!!! the 3 or 4 times people have drawn things for me have made me feel Ten Billion Heart Emojis
With my ocs, there’s 3 different plot pieces that I will now do my best to summarize without writing a 5 mile post, & also that entire subset of charactesr who are gods. Are they actually gods or are they giant space aliens with a diverse range of powers? Not sure! I’ve been working on an alignment chart for things like their disposition + the basic types of powers they have but it’s barely filled out. Anyway I hope all this makes sense!! Here’s a gratuitous size chart & here’s another post where i describe all my ocs. This one is a lot more up to date, but cutting a bit of detail for brevity!! But this is still gonna be long AS FUCK bc idk how to shut up
1st plot involves Mires, Lady Lud, Zelir (who isn’t really a main character, he’s just there to fuckin Fight) & Dys, who is my favorite and also completely terrible. This takes place at least a century before the second piece of plot.
What happens at this part is that Lady Lud is terraforming our planet. She leaves for a while to work on one of her other planets, but when she comes back, there’s humans! She loves them. After some complications, the humans love her too & worship her. Fast forward a few decades & we’ve got Mires, a 20something guy with abandonment issues. A building falls on him, he dies, but is revived by Lady Lud & takes on a new appearance (white hair, third eye, won’t age, can read minds) & absolutely is the #1 biggest fan of her with a fanaticism bordering on obsession. He rises through the ranks of the religion & becomes Head Priest Guy. Some drama happens but a while later, since Lady Lud had been neglecting her other planets, they all rotted & spread to an adjacent system, Zelir’s. Zelir takes pride in how well his system is organized & the rot from her system fucked everything up. Zelir took his favorite daughter, Dys, to Lady Lud’s planet so she can watch him beat the shit out of this other god. There’s a huge fight, Mires is shook, & Lady Lud wins by a hair & crawls off into the mountains to regenerate. Dys followers her & kills her & steals her eye, which boosts her power by a lot. Mires leaves his city to look for Lud. Looking for Lud takes a very long time. Think centuries. Surprisingly, he doesn’t find her. A long time later, he gives up & falls into a depression & tries to drown himself in City Life, in like idk victorian era london or something. He meets Dys (who at this point has created Thrass), who recognizes him as Ye Olde High Priest Who Could Read Minds & takes to manipulating him to get what she wants, which is his complete & total subservience. The manipulation is absolutely horrible, really fucks with Mires, & at the end he’s just some empty-eyed hollow man sort of drifting after her wherever she goes & doing whatever she says.
2nd plot has Diorr, Dys again, & Thrass. Mires is there, briefly. Erl might appear. I haven’t decided how this one ends yet.
Dys is really bad a strategy, so she made Thrass to help her plan out everything. What’s everything? Well, Dys wants to destroy the world that Lady Lud made as revenge for her dear ol dad. Thrass hates being alive bc he’s a giant centipede with human limbs whose design i might be altering a bit soon. They use mires to influence a bunch of things leading up to some day in 2075 when everything goes to FUCK & humanity is slammed by Robot Uprising & Void Invasion courtesy of Dys & Thrass. Some time before this, Mires finally rebels, but it’s futile & Dys wipes his memory & throws him into the Year Of Apocalypse, where he eventually dies alone :( .
Diorr is here! A bit before the apocalypse begins, she gets hit by a car & goes to the hospital to receive a prosthetic. Then she’s stuck in some kind of futuristic fast healing capsule, & while she’s in there, everything goes to shit. She comes out, realizes that the arm prosthetic has taken over half her body & wants to kill her, makes peace with it, & finds a couple survivors to ask what happens. One of them was Mires, who’s pretty badly corrupted at this point, but he gives her enough information for her to find Dys. Diorr goes to confront Dys, but Dys resets the timeline so Diorr has to struggle through post-apocalyptic wasteland day after day after day without remembering any of it, bc this is Fine Entertainment & Dys has been so, so bored.
Eventually something happens that breaks the cycle. I don’t fucking know what it is yet & that infuriates me. Dys dies though. Thrass either finally gets to die (to his delight) or he decides to live on. I haven’t developed his character enough yet for that.
The Third One has Erl, Mar, & Zhen. I’m not exactly sure when this takes place relative to the other two. Maybe the events of this one happen between 1 & 2, or maybe sometime after 2. But it hasn’t happened before 1.
Way, way back in the beginning of the universe, there was a giant worm thing that crawled around Empty Space & left the universe behind like some kind of snail trail. Due to [undefined circumstances] this giant worm thing had to break into two separate entities, Order & Chaos (Erl & Mar). Neither one of them is inherently good or bad & they’re constantly locked in combat to keep the balance of the universe in check. Neither of them exactly have minds, thoughts, or personalities, they just. Exist. to keep things the way they want them. Anyway, what they did was fight for a very, very, very long time. Then one day, Erl managed to cheat. Zhen was involved. I don’t know the details, but using Zhen, Erl was able to rip Mar apart & scatter them across the entire universe. Zhen was ripped in half as well & Erl shoved the largest hunk of organs into his body, which is why Zhen has a gash from chin to the bottom of his body & all those glowy yellow organs don’t match his color scheme. Or maybe that didn’t happen quitelike that, I’m working on it. Zhen knows something is wrong, but more importantly, without Chaos, the universe is falling to bits. Zhen has to do something about this, maybe with Diorr’s help or something.
wow this is really long i hope it helps!!
#i love talking about my ocs but i'm never sure if i'm doing it in a way that people will understand aa#oc#lightbulb.txt
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It’s my blog and I can whine if I want to
I wonder what ever happened to the letter I wrote him. I told him all about how much I love him and need him and was too scared to give it to him. Good thing because he ended up telling me he didn’t feel the same. And of course, he came back and begged and begged and sent a 15 page text to me telling me he was sorry and he obviously did love me too.
I would love to give him that letter now. But, old tumblr archives will suffice. I just feel like it’s so important for him to see how OUT HERE I have been for him for 10 solid years. There has never been a time that I haven’t been willing to drop every single thing at the drop of a hat even sneak out of school just to help him and show him love. I wonder how much he remembers. I wonder if he remembers how much I sacrificed and how many nights I spent nursing his sliced wrists while he projectile vomited cough medicine into my toilet as my dad slept downstairs. Does he remember all the times I held him while he cried about the girls he loved who hurt them? Does he know how painful that was? Does he remember all the times he did that for ME too? Does he remember all the nights at friends houses being fucking stupid? I wonder if he ever knew his best friend told me he did love me one night before I told him how I felt. I wonder how much he remembers because honestly, tumblr, I remember every word. I hate it. I hate these memories because there is a large chance that he will see me again and do a fuckin pivot and never talk to me again. I’m so different. I’m so scared. I am terrified.
10 years later and here I am...on tumblr at an unreasonable hour, mindlessly blogging my feelings about the same fuckin dude. I have been doing this for soooo long. I don’t know anything about him now or how this could even possibly turn out but what I do know is that I still feel the god damn same. And if he doesn’t, that is okay. I am independent and happy and I don’t NEED him. But god I REALLY hope his feelings will start to flourish again like mine are. These things take time and I get that, but the memories rushing back are speeding me the FUCK up and it’s insane. He’s leaving in a year and I know he’s not trying to do all of that dating shit and that’s okay but I do want him in my life. Everyone is so annoyed with me for being so obsessed but good god, how could I not? Have you SEEN him? Heard him? Felt his presence? Maybe it’s just me but that boy is and always has been perfect. Whether I was force feeding him water and wrapping his wounds or out with our friends having the best time of our lives, I loved him. Always. So yes I’m different. Yeah I’m fat. I sure am! Hi! Hello! It me! I dotn fuckijg care. I love myself now and I really hope the projection of that is enough. I’m not going to do some crazy shit I’m really not. Im not being creepy or crazy. This blog is and always has been my personal journal and if there were ever a place to express emotions like this it would be my own diary.
I just needed to get that out. I just needed to document this moment in my life where this guy that I loved for so long may or may not be reenterunf my life-relationship or not. Just having him around as a friend is plenty. But god damn I hope he can find a way to love 2018 blair too.
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