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mactavishsgfandwife · 3 months

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141 and Their Embarrassing Childhood Haircuts (HC)

just a silly idea i had about what funny haircuts the 141 boys would have been given as children (that they would definitely find embarrassing) and how they’d react to you seeing it simon’s is a little sad (☹️) but mostly just silly fluff not proofread because it’s wayy too long (oops)

his aunt leaves the both of you alone in the sitting room, on her way to procure some tea for you all. on your own in the room with him, you begin to wander around and inspect the mementos that line the walls. your fingers trace a trail along the top of the bookshelf and over the filing cabinet, before you turn your attention to the collection of little family photos on the mantelpiece.

mostly, they’re photos of relatives you don’t recognise - wedding photos, holiday snaps, the compulsory photo of a toddler in a bubble bath - but right in the middle is a small blue picture frame, with little angels painted around it and, well, the photo inside…

you burst into a fit of giggles and his head turns from the random bowl he was closely inspecting, on the side table next to his seat, to you.

"what is it?" he grins as he looks up at you, amused.

but when you turn the picture frame to him so that he can see, that entertained chuckle turns into an audible groan…

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley

i feel like simon was definitely that kid in class when you were about 6 who had a shaved head

like, a little boy with a buzzcut that was never allowed to be grown out

si probably got some judgement as a little kid for looking a bit ‘rough’ :( when in reality he was just a normal, sweet kid who liked batman and angel delight (this cheap pudding from the 70s that we have in england which you mix with milk to make a mousse kind of thing, it’s lowkey so good and it’s random but i swear simon would have loved angel delight as a kid)

i reckon his dad buzzed his hair and probably wasn’t very gentle about it

a photo of simon as a little kid, in his blue primary school uniform. he’s got no hair - well, as close to no hair as you can get without actually razoring it off. gappy teeth, a big smile and the beginnings of adult si’s strong nose. he’s pretty cute, and the photo is a little yellowed from age, with a little tear in the corner.

"oh, god…" he groans, finding the photo a little humorous, "don’t remind me."

"you look so cute!" you laugh softly, "how old were you here..?"

"pfft… probably about 6 or 7," he shrugs, seeming a little dismissive.

"have you ever not had a buzzcut?"

"you’re not seeing those photos, love," he laughs out loud, and stands up to take the photograph from you.

he goes to put the photo back, to bring the focus of the conversation to something else, but for a second you think you almost catch his thumb gently stroke the cheek of the little boy in the photo, a momentary sadness in his eyes. but that’s only for a moment, and as he places the frame back into its proper place, he grins and turns to you.

"what, y’think it’s a good look? reckon it’d suit you, we could match."

Captain John Price

bowl cut.

i just imagine price’s mum placing a literal bowl on his head and just cutting around it, as he sits on a stool in the kitchen

and he would have turned up to school the next day feeling like such a handsome little boy because his mum had told him how smart he looked 😭 bless

a photo of price, wearing his scouts uniform with pride, turned slightly to the side to display the ‘merseyside scouts’ patch on his sleeve and the union jack on his chest - but the star of the show was that ungodly bowl cut on his head. it was like something out of an old yearbook photo, and he looked very pleased with himself and all his scouts badges, despite the medieval squire-esque trim. it was funny, but he was also a really cute kid.

"ah," he chuckled, standing up to get a better look, "blimey, what a haircut…"

"i like it! i think you should go back to this, honey. it’s a good look."

"i’m not so sure about that," he teases, "but if you really want me to…"

Johnny ‘Soap’ Mactavish

johnny is pretty energetic, i feel like he would definitely have cut his own hair as a kid - terrible fringes and very wonky moptops galore. and he definitely did it more than once.

imagine his mum is just making tea, having left him playing with some arts and crafts supplies. but when he runs in giggling, a pair of paper scissors in his hand, she screams and almost drops the saucepan. much to his amusement

"JOHNNY, DÈ RINN THU?!" (johnny, what have you done?!) as she chases him down the hallway to take the scissors away before he can do any more damage

it’s a photo of johnny, aged 5 or 6, beaming as he poses with the glasgow rangers goalkeeper allan mcgregor. you only know who he is because johnny’s mentioned once or twice before meeting the goalkeeper of some random scottish football team in 2002, as if he met brad pitt or the king of england.

at first, it looks like his hair was ruffled by the football player, but then you realise… it’s just cut like that? as johnny peeks over your shoulder, he laughs, wrapping an arm around your waist.

"oh, i remember! best day of my life at the time. until I met you, that is," he grins.

"i like the haircut," you tease, pointing to his uneven fringe in the photo, with random patches of long and short hair scattered throughout.

"oh, aye, i was a little hairdresser!"

"don’t quit your day job," you smirk, gently placing the photo frame back down on the mantlepiece. he laughs at the cheeky grin appearing on your face, and shakes his head,

"aww, y’don’t like it? thought girlfriends were supposed to be supportive, y’know."

Kyle ‘Gaz’ Garrick

honestly i wasn’t sure what to write for gaz, given i don’t think he would be rocking the literal bowl cut or walking around bald at 5 years old

but like every victim of curly hair ever (i can relate) i bet he got something stuck in his hair 😭 whether that was comb, or gum, or something really random (once i genuinely got a live snake stuck in my hair lmfao)

"kyle, look!" you laugh, beckoning him over to look at the photo you found. when he sees it, he lets out a groan…

"god, my scalp still hurts from that…" he laughs softly, rubbing his head as he looks at the photo of himself at 8 or so years old. with a superman action figure stuck in his hair. how did that happen? honestly, who knows. his eyes are a little red, and his cheeks are shiny from tears, but it seems like he’d cheered up by the time the photo was taken, giggling at himself with a big smile on his face, as his mum desperately tried to untangle the mess he’d gotten himself into.

"how do you even do that?" you grin, feeling his hand resting on your back, his thumb gently rubbing up and down your spine. he shrugs, with a laugh.

"i really don’t know. had to embrace baldness for a bit, but i think i was more upset that superman got thrown in the bin. that was the real tragedy."

"aww… i’ll buy you a new one, if you like," you tease, just as his aunt returns with the tea.

this. took. YEARS. to write. 😭 and it’s miles long. thanks for reading!

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little-miss-dilf-lover · 3 months

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THE TEXT CONVOS !! I hope it looks ok. I left spaces between the texts (ALSO THANK U FOR THE REQUEST 💗 ) 💺 anon

🍊) My little (brat) princess

🍒: Buy pads please!! 🍊: Already did, anything else that may satisfy her majesty? ❤️

🍊: Hi pretty. Can't find my tie, did you took it? It's the navy one 🍒: No, must've been your side chick :( 🍊: Please tell me you're joking 🍒: I'm not 🍊: Woman I practically worship the ground you walk on 🍒: Screenshotting this to Lem. Also your tie is with me :) 🍊: You two got jokes huh

🍒: Pretty women called "sleepless nights worried about my husband" is waiting for me in bed 🍊: Not tonight love. Coming home in 5

🍊: What kind of streets do ghosts hunt? 🍊: Dead ends

🍊: Really want to shoot him in the head 🍒: What are you talking about? 🍊: He's so fucking cocky huh? 🍒: Ladybug? He's not doing anything 🍊: That "we should all order some food" sounded pretty flirty to me 🍒: You deserve the electric chair

🍊: Are you from Mississippi? Cause you're the only miss who's piss I'll sippie [You blocked this contact]

🍊: That nob better stop touching your shoulder before I give him a lobotomy 🍊: Got the "little off the top" looking haircut 🍒: HE ASKED FOR MY NUMBER 🍊: He should see an optometrist since he clearly didn't notice the ring on your finger 🍒: I told him I have a husband 5 times already but he said "it doesn't matter", so I gave him your number 🍊: That's my girl

🍒: [1 image attached] 🍊: Oh my fucking god 🍊: God took his time with you

🍒: Would you be mad at me if I punched you in the face? 🍊: What's the context love? Are we making out and you just started beating me up? 🍒: Why would I EVER do that??? 🍊: You tell me, you were the one who asked. 🍊: Wait you might actually be onto someting here love 🍒: THATS IT, SEX BAN 🍊: WHAT

🍒: What is taking you so long? 🍊: Lady at the cashier won't leave me alone 🍒: Please hurry up I want you to eat me out :( [Tan reacted with ❤️] 🍒: Tell her "husband duties are calling"

🍋) Silly goofy guy

🍋: I'm really over here with Aristotle talking about plumbs and farmers and shit

🍒: Did you actually got into a fight with that Kimura guy just because he said he didn't like my tie? 🍋: Cherry defender first, human second

🍋: Bro is not listening to me 🤼‍♂️ 🍒: I'll hear you out on Henrys 🍋: [voice message: 42:33]

🍋: Got bored so I drew you 🍋: [1 image attached] 🍒: Thanks !! 🍒: Why do I have 3 fingers on each hand though? 🍋: I stole the other four

🍒: Are the cookies you left for me a prank? 🍋: Are they that bad? 🍒: What?? No!! Of course not!! 😊 I loved them!! 🫶 🍋: I got a feeling you're being sarcastic

🍋: Tan said nobody likes lemons 🍒: I'll kill him

🍒: The bartender asked for my phone number 🍋: BOOOOOO 📢📢 every time 🍒: I gave him Tan's number. Wanna catfish him? 🍋: LETS GO I LOVE THE WAY YOU THINK

🍊🍋🍒) The fruit bowl

🍊: The group name is stupid 🍋: IT'S GENIUS 🍒: It's literally what we are 🍊: I think I should've named the group so it wouldn't be something stupid 🍋: "Tangerines are sophisticated" This you❓ 🍒: Point and laugh 🫵🤣 🍊: Piss off

🍋: I burned the pasta 🍊: You can cook? 🍋: I tried 🍊: Never do it again 🍋: Piss off at least I wasn't the one who dropped the pod on the floor 🍒: This is why you two aren't allowed in my kitchen

🍊: I'm just saying, relationships should be 50/50 🍊: She looks pretty, while I growl at anyone who looks at her 🍋: It's getting harder and harder to defend you 🍒: People are gonna think you're insane 🍋: He is

🍋: [1 image attached, it's a selfie of us three] 🍋: BOY WE SEE THEM BABY BLUES 🍒: I swear people don't even say bless you anymore, they just stare at you like that 🍊: Do you two ever stop to think about what you're saying? 🍋: No 😼 🍒: Nope 🍊: It shows

yeah no kidding you aced the shit out of these!!! and they are so fun to read !! I definitely get what you mean now by them being fun😭

LOVE LOVE LOVED them all but these have gotta be my faves

THIS ONE??? had my cracking up. was still thinking about it and laughing to myself ages after reading 😭😭

little off the top and the ring comment 😭

and giving the guy tan number and him saying that’s my girl🫠

god took his time with you??? melting

WHY IS THAT SO ACCURATE!!! lemon definitely sends really long voice messages and spams with videos. like he’s giving you mini personal vlogs😭😭😭 he just starts talking about the most random shit walking around the house. “… yeah they said his car is fucked— no way. I just found this.” and holds it out to the camera and then he carries on with whatever he was saying before

I feel like he struggled to draw all 10 fingers and got fed up so gave you simpson hands instead

#ask #💺#tangerine #tangerine headcanon #lemon #tangerine and lemon

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sapphire-heart-tippy · 6 months

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Why do you draw Vanilla with only one hair noodle? 😭 is there lore to that lol

Vanilla upon hearing that and remembering the reason /joke

OKAY SO- I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEBODY TO ASK MWAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! So... In Part 5 of my fanfic... Vanilla gets a little haircut!

OH BUT HERE'S THE FUNNY THING... after a while, Vanilla actually starts to like the asymmetrical bangs, so he trims his right bang every now and then. It even gets brought up in Sugar Crash Void Bash (which I'm fixing up and editing some parts, but it won't come out until after The Sapphire Heartverse's finale)

Here's an excerpt of the part under the cut, link included!:

Part 5 link

Excerpt:

Vanilla peers through Cream’s mouth with fury,

“Why are you still using that ridiculous move?!”

“Because you’re freaking attacking me, that’s why! What else do you want me to do, Vanilla?!” Tip yells back with irritation. Vanilla leaps out of Cream and furiously stalks his way to Tippy.

“Hey, easy now, leotard boy.”

“Shut it.” Vanilla hisses. “No more defense. Show me what your stand can really do.” He gets in Tippy’s face and looks down at him, “Right now is congruent to my feelings towards you. I look down on you.” Cream winds up for a punch on Sapphire Heart. The genie-like stand moves out of the way and almost lands a punch to the beast’s cheek. Cream fights with his hands and claws while Sapphire uses his spear and fists. They are careful not to harm one another too much, because this is only practice fighting. Ice stands a little too close, neither of them have a long enough range unfortunately. The brunette gets a bit too close for comfort. Suddenly-

SLASH!!! Vanilla dodges just in time and cups the side of his face. Sapphire’s diamond spear just barely missed Ice’s right eye.

“Vanilla!” Tippy gasps and fades Sapphire Heart away. “Oh my god, are you okay?! I’m so sorry! I-” That’s when he realizes something. Sapphire had accidentally sliced off Vanilla’s right bang. The long piece of silky brown hair is lying on the floor. “Uh oh.” Tip backs away slowly.

Ice blinks rapidly for a moment, stunned, completely still. He gently touches and pulls on the frayed strands of shortened, chopped off hair that was once a very long bang to match his left side. Ice’s eyes are wide and maddened,

“No…” He looks down at the floor. There’s the long piece of hair that was once gracefully attached to his head. Vanilla frantically picks up the bang off the floor, kneeling and shaking his head, “No no no no no… no no.” The brunette shoots a death glare at Tip. Xe chuckles nervously and back away with xis hands up. Vanilla stands up menacingly and has his right bang gripped in his fist,

“You…”

“Hey, hey, hey! Vanilla! I-I didn’t mean it! Y-you were in the way! ! I’m so sorry!!” Tippy tries to explain himself. Ice is about to say something, but his speech is stopped by the ringing of a bell. Ice turns around and listens for it. The small bell chimes again. Ice looks back at Tippy, scans him up and down with a sneer and grumbles,

“This way. Now.”

#ask tippy #sapphire heartverse

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harryissuchalittleshit · 1 year

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29 on the ao3 wrapped, perhaps?

Excited to have discovered your stuff this year!

First of all, thank you!!! Second, do you know how much stuff I’ve written this year??? I don’t think I can name one line or passage, that’s my favorite! It changes on my mood and temperament every second of the day, but I’ll try to limit it:

Putting everything under a read more because I don’t know how to limit myself and I put 12 lines/passages 🤷‍♀️, though I did write/post 30 fics this year so it is less than half 😂😭😂

“They call her Rose because they want something beautiful in the world.”

From Goddaughter, it’s the very first line but it always makes me smile.

“Her mum had taught her how dance and her father was her favorite partner, but Ron takes that spot quickly.

He has a surprising grace to him, years from helping his mum in the kitchen.

He hums under his breath, and it’s the only noise between them for months when she’s seventeen and he’s sixteen almost seventeen. Lavender Brown and her blonde curls and purple eyes don’t matter to her, in fact they don’t matter to each other at all, and Hermione knows that she’s in love.

She’s in love and she’s tired of hiding it, but they don’t have the time.”

From Books (let’s read together), just early Romione fluff that I’ve tided into other fics. I love writing about developing relationships.

“Roxanne felt normal.

For the first time in over a year, she felt normal, like herself again. Her hair was washed with gentle hands, it was sectioned out and brushed carefully, the colorless section of hair had been dyed a dark red that was nearly identical to her natural color, and then trimmed to an easy and manageable bob. It was actually quite cute, and she could braid it back easily, or fluff it out into an afro.

It was just one more step forward.

“Look at you,” said Angelina as they sat across from each other in a private booth in the Leaky Cauldron. “You know my mamma always said that a good haircut could cure any sadness.””

From a curling crown lays atop my head, just some Roxanne/Angelina bonding. I really love both of them as characters and writing this story just gave me so many feelings about me and my own mom’s relationship with each other.

“It would be a nearly a year before they could be together properly, but he could wait, he would wait.

He would be ready to worship her again soon enough.”

From we’d still worship this love, this fic made me love the song False God, and it also gave me such an appreciation for young/post-war Hinny! I adore their love and this fic set off so much for me and my love for Ginny Weasley!

“Harry sighed, and Arthur felt his stomach twist. For six years, Harry had been a guest in their life, he was Ron’s best friend, he was in love with their Ginny, he was their seventh son. He had stood with them as they buried Fred, and he was living with them because he had nowhere else to go, though the truth was that they wouldn’t let him stay anywhere else.

Percy came back into their lives just as they lost Fred, and Arthur would be damned if they lost Harry too.”

From Glasses, just Arthur being a father figure in Harry’s life! I love this relationship and wished it was seen more in the books, we need more Arthur/Harry, father/adopted son bonding!!

“I better get my sweater back,” George told her as they walked hand-in-hand along the beach. He had both of their shoes in his hand, while she held her wand tight in her hand, with their fingers locked together between them. “Mum would be upset if she knew that it was stolen.”

“I’ll write her and let her know that you gave it to me,” said Angelina, and George smiled, squeezing her hand and wishing that he could kiss her. Beside them, the first rays of the sunrise were coming in, which meant they were way past due to get back to school. “And that chivalry is dead…killed by one of her sons.”

From Last Kiss, this whole fic is a gem, but this passage always makes me laugh. I love writing George/Angelina, their story, their relationship, it’s one of my favorite ships. This piece is probably my favorite one shot of the year. (Also one of my favorite TS songs too!)

“I love him,” said Rose, because she did, she loved him and adored him as much as he loved and adored her.

She had it in writing.

“You’re fifteen, Rose.”

“You knew at fifteen.”

Ron looked down at the scars on his arms, faded but still there, given to him at sixteen, just barely a few months older than Rose was now. They twisted around his arms and midsection, and Rose remembered tracing them when she was little.

“What did your mum say about it?”

It was the perfect distraction, the perfect segue. Trying to push the conversation away from him and to her mum.

“That it’s okay,” said Rose, because that was what her mum had said. It was okay if Rose threw herself into this relationship if only to get her heart broken later. “If I get my heart broken then it happens, but it’s okay if I want to throw myself into it.”

“Your mum is so much smarter than me,” said Ron and Rose shook her head before pushing herself into his arms and resting her head on his chest. She wrapped her arms around him, and held him close to her as he did the same.

“You’re just as smart as her,” Rose mumbled into his chest, as he ran a hand through her hair and patted her back. “And I love you just as much as I love her.”

“Thank you Mija,” whispered Ron and Rose smiled as she looked up at him

From august, this one is long and it took me a while to decide, but it’s probably one of the most important passages in the whole fic. I think we often forget that teenagers have BIG emotions that matter. We all once had crushes and possibly bfs/gfs that we “loved” at that age, and to know that it’s okay, it means a lot. This is such a defining moment in Rose and Ron’s relationship, and it’s important to both of them. I love this fic so much, it’s very personal to me, and it means a lot to me, but this passage is one of my favorites. It’s a little hopeful and a little bittersweet and everything I know Ron can give to his daughter and Rose can give to her dad.

Percy loved Ginny with his whole heart, even if she was annoying, even if she once followed him from room to room. He was around her whole childhood, while Bill left in the weeks after her birth and Charlie just a little while after. Percy was around, he held her during thunderstorms, and he read her the same story about an old witch that turned into a rabbit. He kissed her knees when she fell and bruised them, he held her hands as she slowly learned to walk in the living room. He remembered her life where she couldn’t, he remembered the details of a childhood she wouldn’t ever recall.

Ginny loved Percy like a house on fire, she loved him with sadness and then anger and then hope. She loved him in shared smiles and matching brown eyes and nights spent sharing a single twin sized bed. She loved him in rain puddles and muddy glasses and little braids that fell out of their hair. She followed after him in a way that none of the others understood, she followed after him as a devoted baby sister did her favorite older brother.

From August Siblings - Major and Minor, just some Percy/Ginny sibling love. Their relationship is never explored and I adore them both sooooo much!

“Oh well,” said James, finally blushing at something Lily said, “you know what they say about missed opportunities.”

Lily rolled her eyes, leaning in even closer and smiled at him. “I decided to not give up.”

“So does that mean I should be calling you Doctor Lily?” asked James, and Lily giggled.

“Dr. Lily seems like a lot,” said Lily, even if it was officially part of her title now. “But you can call me that or whatever you want.”

“Can I ask you a question then, Dr. Lily?”

“Okay.”

“Baby, will you kiss me already?”

“I thought you would never ask.”

From (And I Watched It) Begin Again, just some cute Jily.

“You shouldn’t keep exhausting yourself like this,” whispered Percy as he sat beside her in her bed, his fingers warm as the moved through her hair. Ginny didn’t open her eyes, she didn’t need to know that he was still dressed in his pajamas, his glasses dirty to everyone but him, and his curls an overgrown mess.

He looked more like the Percy she loved and knew as a kid than the man he was now.

“Trust me, I know how easy it is to burn all the fire all at once…how it makes sleeping feel better,” continued Percy, moving his fingers down her forehead and tapping her nose softly. Ginny opened her eyes and looked at him, seeing exactly what she expected and knew she would see. He looked tired himself, as if he too had gone on a midnight run.

“What do you know about sleeping?” asked Ginny, slowly sitting up and tucking herself into his side, into his arms.

“I know how not to sleep, Gin,” whispered Percy as Ginny carefully took his glasses off of him and cleaned them for him. “You don’t want to be like me.”

“I’ve always wanted to be like you,” mumbled Ginny, pressing her face into his shoulder blade and holding on tightly to him. “Stupidly stubborn and way too brave for his own fault.”

“Ridiculous,” said Percy, and Ginny nodded as she closed her eyes and let his calm heartbeat lull her back to sleep.

From Enough, more Percy and Ginny being siblings, just featuring them post-war. This fic is really about Ginny and Tom, but this little bit always makes me smile.

He didn’t hear the shutter click, but when he returned back to Hogwarts that year, sitting on his desk would be a new photo. Him and Gus, matching the one that was taken nearly forty years earlier, of Frank and Neville pruning the exact same rose bushes.

From Plants (let’s garden together), I love Neville and this image is just adorable to me.

Her life was a hodgepodge of stolen and gifted items, of knickknacks and pebbles given to her by a sixteen month old baby.

It was a life of sweet nothings.

From (all that you ever wanted from me was) Sweet Nothing, more Jily, this time during the war.

#harry potter #my fics #hp next gen #jily #hinny #romione #george x angelina #roxanne weasley #rose weasley #rose x scorpius #hermione granger #head canons #taylor swift #percy weasley #ginny wealsey

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fr3aklike-me · 1 year

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yeah :(( specifically bc it was too fucking long 😐 and omg i think the costumes were the only good think about the movie, i loved it!! if im not wrong it takes place in the late 60s early 70s, and i thought the clothes were pretty accurate and also, you probably know this already but magot played sharon tate in the movie, and we got to see some of the outfits sharon wore in real life, which was really fun, specially bc i see her as a fashion icon, so i was pretty excited about that :) oohhh thank you for the recommendation!! im definitely gonna watch that too!! <3

oh so good to know you had fun!! and omg ive never watched last christmas either, and i didn't pay that much attention to it but i do remember being a little bit sad :(( omg i watched carol back in august!!! such a good movie!! i was crushing on cate blanchett the whole time oh my god 😭 omg felt, cleaning can be so annoying sometimes, specially when we're not exactly in the mood. omg the feeling after you redecorate your room is something else, nothing compares for real, i feel you. oh thank you :( <3 and yes i do!! i love bangs too!! rn they're more of a curtain bangs situation, i can't wait to get a new haircut but my hairdresser is not available until january 🙃

and tbh i remember it too sometimes 😭 i be having flashbacks out of the blue

-🫀

omg surprisingly, I might be able to handle the length. my mom's side of the family is South Asian, and we grew up watching early 2000s Bollywood films, many of which are up to three hours long HAHA. seems years of watching it have come in handy hehe. ofc though, if a film is that long, it needs to be able to consistently keep the viewer's attention. and yes, I've heard the costumes were amazing! I actually didn't know that some of Sharon Tate's costumes were used! that's so fascinating, I love that they paid homage to her legacy as a fashion icon. what historical era do you personally admire the fashion of the most? and you're welcome!! <3

thank you! and oh shit, sad moments in Christmas films really get to me. like when Kevin's mom comes home at the end of Home Alone? omg, tears every time. SAME, the way Carol would gaze at Therese seriously had me fawning over their scenes together. and it's such a perfect film for winter time, the cinematography is stunning. right, I feel so satisfied with how my room looks now and I feel so proud haha. omg maybe I should send you a pic of it on snap, if that's okay? stoppp, you have curtain bangs?? people with curtain bangs have my heart fr they look so attractive. I already know you look so beautiful in them <3

oh, yeah? flashbacks of what we spoke about? (only if you're comfortable answering ofc!)

#answered asks #🫀 anon

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momo-ceros · 2 years

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I'm already super picky about what I watch, cuz girl needs that high octane action animation to keep squirrel brain engaged, so rewatching something two or more times is a living hell. It's honestly why I like American cartoons a little more bc 15 minutes is about all I got to give for brain power 💀

ok winter as a ship name? even as a meh non shipper that is cute as fuck. It'll never end up end game bc lord knows Disney fans are ravenous about breaking creators to do their ships and nothing else (looking at you Starco shippers shame on you) But Hunter and Willow is just so...so refreshing. (we don't share super similar body types as I am a brick of a human with boobs) It's just so nice to see a possible love interest with a fat girl who's unapologetically herself. Like lemme live vicariously through Willow and Hunter bc sometimes being a fat chick is tiring and we just want cute boys to like us 😭

petition we run away together and live in the woods. I'll brush up on my mushroom knowledge and my butchering skills. We can rot away in peace from adulting bc god this shit isn't what I signed up for 😩

honestly that is super fair. i just like rewatching stuff because i need background noise for literally anything i do or else i will go crazy. so leaving out the anticipation of not knowing what will happen, background rewatch static it is.

i fucking adore willow. god the new haircut they gave her? peak. i love it. its perfect. and winter is the perfect ship name 😭 also bc i always think of willow being hunter’s spring after the winter aka his fresh beginning ahsjjsdk they make me so soft i adore it. god don’t remind me of svtfoe💀 the story had so many good idea but was absolutely destroyed by the disastrous shipping in it (and a lot of the execution; the whole plot point with eclipsa was so cool and then they never did anything with it lmao.) willow could 100% bench press hunter and scrawny boy is so here for it lmao.

god literally please i was not made for the globalised world😭 my family (especially my uncle) is super connected to nature and shit and taught me so many survival skills and like… society is like “great u can survive in the wild but can you make an excel spreadsheet?” this is bullshit imma sue. lemme be nourishment for the soil thats all i was ever meant to be smh.

#;momo’s rambles #;yuichi ro🌸#shipping can be fun i swear!#but god the majority of the fandom? awful atrocious i absolutely hate it #especially when u disagree with one of their takes #that a majority of ppl agree with #i have gotten death threats about it #idk why people cant just do this fun thing of #‘keep scrolling’#i do the same thing w shit that makes me uncomfortable #if u don’t like it #ignore it #bam #problems solved

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poetofthedyingstars · 2 years

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dps as 4SAAW lines (filo content)

pt. 1 | pt. 2

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*welton kids jamming session*

Cameron playing the guitar, everyone else singing, except Todd because he doesn't know the song.

Neil: I've never felt this way before

Meeks: Couldn't ask for anything more

Cameron: When I'm with you

Pitts: You make me wanna love you more and more and more

Knox: I - I love it big time

Everyone: Especially the K-I-S-S-I-NG

Cameron: With my C-H-A-R-L-I-E

Everyone: But something's gotta give and I don't know how to live without you.

Todd's slow realization: Oh, my god! That spells Charlie's name.

Charlie: *comes in*

Cameron: *throws guitar to Neil*

(i just added some stuff 😔)

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Neil: *borrowing some stuff and going to the Mitts' room*

Meeks: *with a bad haircut*

Pitts, sitting while hiding the scissors: *shrugs* What?

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Tagalog version:

The poets everytime Charlie does something stupid: Oh, ayan! Edi nag-backfire sa kanya kagagahan niya.

English Version:

The poets everytime Charlie does something stupid: Knew it! His plan backfired on him again.

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Todd: Ma.... I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Ma! Kasi nung nagka-existential crisis na naman ako, tinapon ko ‘yung poem na ginawa ko.

i don't wanna translate this- but keating is Mama and this is da confrontation scene 👍🏻

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*the poets playing charades*

Pitts: *raises two fingers*

Everyone: Two words!

Pitts: *gestures with his hands to his mouth like he's eating*

Everyone: Food!

Pitts: *points at family picture at Neil's desk and then a C- curve hand behind his ears*

Everyone: Sounds like? Mr. Perry?

Charlie: Ampalaya?

Charlie: Ampalaya juice?

Neil: Pano naging sounds like Ampalaya Juice yon? Ano ka ba, Charlie. (How did Ampalaya Juice sounds like it? What are you doing, Charlie?)

Pitts: *lays on the floor*

Meeks: Peanut bitter! Bitter Ocampo!

Todd: Oy *natatawa* ano ba? (Oy, *laughs* what?)

Charlie: Matala! (Nagger!)

Cameron: Matigas? (Stern)

Neil: Walang patawad? Hindi maka-move on? (Unforgiving? Stuck in the past?)

*times up*

Everyone else: Ano ba yon? (What was the word?)

Pitts: Letsong baboy! (Roasted pig)

Todd: Ano ba yon, pano naging sounds like Mr. Perry ‘yon? ;-; (What was that and how did it sounded like Mr. Perry? ;-;)

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oy ayan na kapag may suggestions pa kayo drop niyo na lang 😭

filo taglist:

@andersonsdeskset @aedan-mills @deadpoetsbythelakes @madam-orpheus @imnobodysbaby @mysteriousdeadpoet @crispin-kreme @ecstaticasdean @renmeissance @remusmarch (lmk if u don't wanna get tagged)

#dead poets society #dead poets #dps fandom #neil perry #charlie dalton #richard cameron #todd anderson #steven meeks #gerard pitts #knox overstreet #dead poets headcanons #dead poets society headcanon #dead poets society memes #dead poets society headcanons #dps incorrect quotes #ace 🧱#filo ace #filo dps

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hi mie! back at it again with another headcanon bc i am this 🤏🏽 close to fighting god in a denny’s parking lot at 2 am, full on takis and wearing my heart pajamas idc idc… N E WAYS

i get this feeling that levi would notice that you’re complaining about your hair being too long or getting more dead ends than you’d like but you’re not comfortable going to a hair salon because of covid and you’re too awkward to hold conversations with the stylists… asks you a week later if you’d like him to cut it for you and brings out the best-quality products. gives you an immaculate cut and the whole event is so domestic??? he’s got candles out and a playlist and you both just rant about your week as he snips around your head and gently turning your chin this way and that… him gently frowning as he steps back every so often before nodding to himself and going, “and then what happened after you told the guy to fuck off?

when you get to work that following week all your coworkers want to book an appointment immediately but you can only shrug and change the subject lmao

on the other hand i would never in a million years trust connie to give me a good haircut unless it was a drunk idea from the both of us

- 🥀 anon

Now why did you have to go and do Connie like that at the end 😭😭 but same... BUT BUT I think that Connie would let you do whatever you want to his hair with no hesitance at all. Tennis ball green? He’s already handing you the bleach. Hearts? He found a cheap stencil at the dollar store and he’s sitting criss cross apple sauce on a stool in the bathroom. He trusts you so easily and completely, it makes up for him not being allowed near your head <33

But back to Levi... there he goes again... up-keeping the world’s gentlest man agenda... he does he research too; different cutting techniques depending on your hair length, type, and texture, the proper tools, he probably buys a new swivel chair just to make sure you’re comfortable because he knows he’s going to take his time—and besides, it’ll look fine in the living room after, so it’s a win-win. The way he’d learn and/or do anything for you, it’s truly the height of his love language expression to pick up a new skill just to be able to help out his partner. And it brings him a sense of joy and fulfillment to know that you can rely on him for these things, too.

The way he needs to start an Etsy shop or something, they way your coworkers and friends keep asking about little things he does/makes for you. You can’t give them any links to half the furniture in your home office/bedroom, because Levi built it; half the button-ups and sweaters you wear around are his (and sure, you could read the label to them, but that’s no fun); even if they asked how you got the grout between your tiles that sparkling white, you couldn’t answer because Levi mixes the ingredients in his secret little ratio; and now you can’t even guide them in the direction of your hairstylist because Levi’s turned into that too. And when he does your makeup for your next girls night out and puts everyone else’s shadow blending and liquid liner skills to shame, then what.

#🥀 anon #hes SO........... GODDDDDDD i need one of him so badly pls #no for real levi drop the life and home improvement book youd be a nyt best seller in minutes 💀💀

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beauenfer · 3 years

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𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒐𝒏 𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒍𝒖𝒅𝒆𝒔;

two ━━ ★ ⌒*･ﾟ𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞

♡. 𝒇𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒎; The Vampire Diaries

♡. 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈; Damon Salvatore x sibling!Reader

♡. 𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈; language, Stefan being left out 😭😭, you and Damon being besties

˚ . ⊹ ₊ ˚ . ✦　˚ . ˚ ✦ . ˚ ₊ enjoy ˚ . ⊹ ₊ ˚ . ✦　˚ . ˚ ✦ . ˚ ₊

✦. Damon and you were just a power team

✦. not couple, team. you’re siblings for fucks sake

✦. anywho, you and him were a package deal. where Damon went you followed. and vice versa

✦. being his twin, I’m going to go the route and say you guys were very similar

✦. he already had Stefan, who is the complete opposite of him

✦. so you both were temperamental, emotional, a little dead inside

✦. but unlike Damon you could handle your emotions and not go on killing sprees, so he came to you a lot with problems and worries

✦. you saw him cry, so you know ya’ll tight

✦. he came to you during arguments with Elena, or arguments with Stefan, or just any time he would need to rant he came to you

✦. back in 1864, you and Damon were inseparable, always playing pranks on Stefan and getting in trouble

✦. your father always favored Stefan over you and Damon though, and would always try to marry you off

✦. when Damon got enlisted you wrote him everyday and missed him dearly. Stefan was alright... but he wasn’t your twin

✦. being twins also meant that you guys were very aware of what the other one was going through

✦. when they were sad, you were sad. when they hurt, you hurt. their emotions were contagious (is that the word idfk)

✦. you could see right through Damon’s lies and expressions, he was like an open book with you

✦. you two were day drinking buddies, and Alaric could barely handle one of you... how could he handle two?

✦. you both had matching leather jackets, which Damon thought was his once and it pissed you off

✦. Damon always convinced you to have drunk dancing parties with him around the house, which didn’t take much convincing

✦. you would read through Stefan’s journals with Damon, drinking a glass of bourbon

✦. “oh, here’s one. Today, I was haunted by the memories of 1927. Oh my god, when is he not. Blah blah blah.”

✦. “I would be too if I had that haircut.”

✦. you and Damon always annoyed Stefan, imposing on his dates with Caroline and eating their food. Or running into his room and waking him up

✦. you always gave him advice on Elena, which he believed he didn’t need because he was a ladies man

✦. you and him could never take anything serious when you were together. Damon always made you laugh and vice versa

✦. you weren’t afraid to call Damon out on his shit

✦. you rarely got mad at him, like really mad. so when you were he knew he fucked up

✦. Damon liked to embarrass you around anyone your dating, bringing up embarrassing memories and stories from your childhood

✦. you guys always messed around with each other. Damon would throw stakes at you when you walked into a room and you would put vervain in his drinks

✦. you and Damon did the dirty work most of the time. You guys buried the bodies and killed the vampires while everyone else was slackin’

✦. you and him trusted the others gut, or instinct

✦. if one of you said the plan was sketchy or you had a bad feeling about somebody the other was checkin it out because 10 times out of 10 you were right

✦. on birthdays you’d gift him with new bottles of liquor, which he much appreciated

✦. and of course, you had a killer smirk just like he did (ehehehehe)

✦. you guys gave each other matching looks when something was shady or someone was being stupid

✦. you guys mirrored each other. Damon had his arms crossed? you would too. you turned around to look at something? Damon did too. you guys just moved simultaneously without meaning to

✦. you guys were also very loyal to the other, in different situations

✦. if one of you got kidnapped you wouldn’t reveal where the other one was, or if someone was talking bad about one of you something was said to defend the other

✦. you and him also always had each other’s backs, and were always buddies when the group would split off on a “mission”

✦. if you somehow weren’t, or couldn’t be, you would worry

✦. if even one of you was wrong about something the other one had your back. you lied for each other naturally

✦. you always lied for Damon to Elena, or just withheld the truth because he said to

✦. whenever Damon wasn’t around he made you make sure Elena would be okay and wouldn’t sacrifice herself

✦. she would get mad at you for this... but ultimately it wasn’t for her it was for Damon

✦. you worried about him more than her

✦. whenever Stefan would get into Damon’s face and bring up the past you’d put yourself in it

✦. “or how about when you killed Zach? How ‘bout then?!”

✦. “okay, Stefan, just back off.”

✦. Damon let you drive his car, but very rarely. that was his baby and you swore he loved that thing more than you

✦. you always took videos and pictures of Damon and Stefan, mostly Damon cooking or arguing with Stefan, on an old camera you found in the basement

✦. Damon would lock you in the basement brig thingy whenever you’d be sleeping, and he would make you say the magic word to be released

✦. he’d usually say this when you’d have a disagreement, and he’d make you say he was right so you could be released

✦. you two would die for the other any day (of course Stefan too but it ain’t about him today)

✦. Damon always had a hard time choosing between you and Elena, which hurt your feelings sometimes but you also understood his predicament

✦. you once tried to write in a Journal upon Stefan’s advice, but didn’t know what the hell you were going to say and ended up writing, I had a bagel today. It reminded me of 1993, the last time I had a bagel this exquisite.

✦. Stefan was not impressed

✦. you were one of the people that could bring Damon back when he had no humanity, and vice versa.

✦. for you, it was really only your family. Stefan and Damon

✦. for Damon it was Elena, Bonnie, or his family

✦. you were Damon’s rock, and his anchor

✦. both of you would always stick up for Stefan, and nobody was going to pick a fight with two Damon’s

✦. you were hurt when he didn’t tell you about Augustine

✦. you guys had a picture hung up behind the bar in the Grill, and any other bar within the tristate area

✦. you guys always persuaded Stefan to go on roadtrips with you, but he stopped going after you left him in Georgia and drove away

✦. you guys weren’t afraid of dying. you would dare each other to jump off the clock tower or drive off the bridge (lols)

✦. people always complimented your mega good looks, and couldn’t believe Stefan was your brother

✦. “i know right? he’s such a loser.”

✦. Damon taught you the whole compulsion technique, where you feed off somebody then compel them to forget

✦. people always assumed you guys were dating because you were together a lot

✦. girls always asked you if he was single

✦. Damon valued your opinion, more than you knew

✦. he also knew your greatest fear, even though you didn’t tell him

✦. he knew your favorite drink, alcohol-wise (lols again)

✦. whenever you guys did something bad, you pinky-promised not to tell Stefan

✦. Stefan always felt like he was babysitting whenever he was with you two because you couldn’t stay focused

✦. BUT IN THE END YA’LL ARE SIBLING GOALS

#the vampire diaries imagine #tvd #damon salvatore x reader #Damon Salvatore #damon salvatore imagine #damon salvatore fanfiction #Damon Salvatore fanfic

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vro0m’s rewatch - 7/288

2007 American GP.

(As a disclaimer those are just my thoughts throughout the race. Don’t expect anything. But I make GIFs !)

Lewis is pole again ! It’s very hot. It’s also Sebastian Vettel’s debut. He’s replacing Kubica of course.

They’re talking about Lewis being faster atm because he skims the walls which is “a dangerous driving style”. He says he doesn’t think it’s a risk and it’s not exactly difficult to do here. The journalist says : “Just cool as that? Cause no one else is going so far up close to the walls.” Lewis answers “Well I’m not everyone else, so…” Smug lol !

Oh God they’re doing a whole segment on “How did Kubica survive his crash last race?” In the end he had a concussion (yeah no shit) and bruising. I’ll skip the details because why on earth would you spend 10mn of a build up explaining how it should have been way worse than what it was. Disgusting. Let’s focus on Sebastian’s haircut instead. He’s so skinny! He already looks like a dad somehow!

Also hello to this long-haired McLaren mechanic? 👀

They’re showing all the crashes that happend in the first corner of the track in 2006. Again it’s very scary. I get the urge to say “safe race” but of course said race happened 14 years ago lol.

Ron Dennis is now on the mic denying there’s tension between his drivers and within the team even though Alonso apparently said back in Spain that he felt uncomfortable with the team. Drama.

Another Lewis fancam, showing he’s very popular in the U.S. This is truly the Hamilton show and not F1. It’s a bit obnoxious even for a fan. Of course this has really little to do with Lewis. Oh hey Pharrell !

Ew. They’re interviewing “Grid Girls” who are saying their job is “to stand there and look fabulous and give the handsome drivers something beautiful to look at.” Damn F1 culture sucks.

They’re now doing THE MOST disrespectful interview of Pharrell Williams ever. I wish I could post a clip of it but I can’t so here’s a transcript of this extremely awkward encounter :

– Here’s a man called uh Pharrell Williams (the disrespect 😭), we’re live on British television. Pharrell, quick chat : now, you’re a rap singer (wtf?), hip hop (are you just saying words?), you’re a producer for Tim– uh, Justin Timberlake… and Nelly… and you do clothes, you do shoes, you do… Everything. Yeah you’re a busy guy.

– Thanks.

– ……………Okay.

The journalist then goes on to say something like he’s a man of few words before talking to him about Lewis but bruh you didn’t ask him a question just gave a very shitty review of his career and handed him the mic wtf was he supposed to say?! The whole conversation is very uncomfortable, you can tell these men have absolutely no common ground. Anyway you’re not here for Pharrell Williams and thankfully Anthony saves him from the journalist.

Here’s the grid :

And they’re racing !

Alonso tucks behind Lewis to defend against the Ferraris and attacks him right away but Lewis pulls away in the first corner. Alonso is right behind him and not giving up. Ralph Schumacher is out, he crashed into Coulthard? Yes, Coulthard is in the pit lane. We can also see Fisichella joining the track from the gravel. Chaos. Coulthard doesn’t look like he’s about to race. Barrichello is also in the pits with suspension damage and a puncture. Chaos2. 3 cars are already out of the race.

Actually looking at the replay of the start a total of 5 cars managed to go out in the first corner.

5 laps in, Lewis leads by 1.7. Alonso is truly not giving up.

Lap 13, Sato is out in the gravel trap.

Also some marshall threw a blue flag on the track?

Lap 20 : Lewis pits at the same time than Massa and Heidfeld. Alonso leads for 1 lap then pits. Whatever are the standings now ? Nobody knows. Ah here it goes : Kovalainen, Raikkonen, Lewis, Alonso. But Raikkonen pits.

Lewis is slowing down! Is there an issue? Alonso also seems slow. Kovalainen pits. It might just be traffic? Alonso is gaining on him. 1.2 seconds behind now. Apparently Lewis is back on pace but they’re very close. Traffic coming up as the two McLarens are very much racing each other in the midst of lapping cars. Crazy. Alonso is on Lewis’ tail. They’re now side by side in the straight, halfway through the race! Lewis defends well but how long can he resist?

For some reason Alonso now swerves wildly on the next straight. The journalist thinks it’s a signal to the pitwall? Apparently it was. It means Alonso is getting frustrated. But boy it’s the name of the game? What is Lewis supposed to do, let you through? Ron Dennis is reportedly not happy about this. I mean yeah he was saying before the race that everything was fine in the team and clearly not.

Lap 49 : Alonso pits first? He’s annoyed. He’s now 23.3 seconds behind. Of course Lewis is pitting right away. It’s very close but he gets out in front of Alonso!

Anyway. McLaren supposedly should now tell their drivers to not race each other given that the Ferraris behind are never gonna catch up and they want the 1-2. But will Alonso listen? Heidfeld slows down significantly but his teams tells him to keep going? He can’t, and he stops on the grass.

10 laps left. Vettel gets in the points for his first F1 race! The Ferraris are still racing each other, while the McLaren fight seems to have been called off.

5 laps left. Rosberg is slowing down and stopping. His car catches on fire. And Liuzzi is also retiring, 2 laps from the end of the race.

SECOND WIN FOR LEWIS!

He’s now leading the WDC again!

Lewis and Alonso come out for the podium together playing nice but you can tell Alonso is pissed af lol

Proud Pharrell and Anthony!

Lewis : “What a dream !” He sounds winded though. He praises everybody who worked on the car and is very grateful for everybody’s work.

He’s emotional 💜

And then Anthony. The journalist wishes him Happy Father’s day! Anthony says it’s a good thing Alonso raced Lewis because Lewis is a rookie and he needs to learn. That’s a very humble and smart outlook on things.

#f1 #lewis hamilton #2007 #2007 us gp #vro0m's race reviews

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Thinking about artie andrews coming home day after day wanting some peace and quiet after work and 17 yr old fp jones whos always got mickey milkovitch levels of dirt on him is constantly in his home and he has no table manners and is loud as hell and eats all the food in the fridge and is sneaking in booze and pot and the two of them are sneaking out at night and watching tv until four am and laughing loud as hell and playing that damn drumset out in the garage and blasting freds stereo and never putting his tools back after they work on the van that's leaking oil all over the front yard and fps punk ass friends are hanging around the front yard looking like hoodlums and scaring the neighbours and suddenly freds not getting his work done and getting detention and arties getting calls about him skipping school and doing God knows what else and suddenly freds been in trouble with the law and wants to piece his ear and is looking like a hippie w his damn haircut and is REALLY CLOSE W HIS BOY BEST FRIEND LIKE REALLY CLOSE...... and when artie brings these things up fred starts talking back at him and he KNOWSSSSS he knows he learned that from fp.... and all artie can do about it is yell at fred that his home is not a halfway house and he is not a charity and why does fp have to come over every single day doesn't he have a home of his own doesn't his own family want to see him and he's very sorry if fp doesn't get along with his family but that's something fp needs to work out on his own.... and that gets fred raging mad because he wants to be fps safe place and artie does NOT understand and arties all "my roof my rules" and freds all "I HATE YOU" and it drives such a wedge between them and fp knows this and feels like shit over it but he can't stop himself coming over entirely cuz that is his home away from home and he needs somewhere to go 🥲 screams

😭😭😭 tell me more about FPs hoodlum friends coming over tho

#briana answers things

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ihatebnha · 3 years

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Messed up hair cut? I'm sorry 😬 It's always hit or miss with those things. When I wanted bangs, I first went to a hair school that would do it for around $5. Cheap and would help them learn. How hard is it to make straight bangs? I dunno, maybe it is hard, cause the girl literally took 3 or 4 strands of hair and made those into 'bangs'. Got them properly done by someone else and I was so happy. And then one time I went to a salon and gave them a picture and asked "Can you make my hair look like this?" And they said yea. What did I get? They just curled my hair with a curling iron. Not close to what the picture was. Oh yea....that's totally the wavy and kinda messy hairdo that was in the pic....yea....thanks for charging me $70 for that....

God... these experiences are all making me 😭😭😭 for you... like curling and not even cutting... excuse me, WHAT? I’ve definitely had bad haircuts before but not to this extent and probably not since I was a kid or in my early teens.

I usually go to the same two people... but neither of them were available today so I just decided to have someone random do it because at least she worked at the same salon... and the thing is, it’s not even a bad haircut or anything, like it looks fine and was done well... it’s just not what I asked for AT ALL... and the lady kinda refused what I wanted anyway.

I was hoping she’d make it pretty short... and I guess I must’ve seemed hesitant or something because she only cut off half the length I asked for... and told me that she thought “long hair looked better anyway...”

????????

But anyway, my mom is gonna go back with me in a couple days to get it fixed... but still, as I’m sure you know, when you want your hair cut, and you pay a lot for it.. you want to come home looking like you expected to :(

#i'm not mad mad because i couldve been more clear #and my hair isnt butchered #but $50 is a lot for it not to be as expected #esp since I don't even like the way it looks blowdried #i miss u peach tho haha #ask #caitie chats #peachblossomjelly

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