#goddammit matt

[bellaxgiornata]

Why am I suddenly being bombarded with a ton of very clear scenes for the next few FFTD installments when I've got barely any time to write today? This is sheer cruelty.

#hoping i remember it all because i dont have the time to jot it all down #goddammit matt #not right now #fftd #fanfic writer problems

[eternalsongbird]

NO FUCK OFF LUDINUS

#critical role #critical role spoilers #GODDAMMIT MATT #FUCK YOU LUDINUS

[pocketgalaxies]

"the wall starts falling"

"onto ryn?"

"oh! *rolls* yes. onto ryn."

#GODDAMMIT SAM DKFHKGJSDKFJSDF #3h19m c3e51 #text #critical role #cr3 #cr lb #cr spoilers #matthew mercer #sam riegel #sam & matt #planerider ryn

[maritasdump]

Guys it's all sprig's fault

#goddammit matt you knew what you were doing EVEN IN THE CHIBI SHORTS- #amphibia #amphibia spoilers #sprig plantar #mari.txt

[cheezitthefuzz]

Half of my brain is going "oh staff/matt is probably just doing the boop thing to distract us from the fucked up shit" but the other half is going "boop boop boop"

#fuck you matt #goddammit #i must not boop #boop is the mind killer #boop

[ermahgerditsanerd]

I finally watched that episode and immediately made a meme about it

#critical role #cr3 #it was spoiled for me and I was still traumatized #goddammit #matt mercer #why do you gotta be so good at this? #cr spoilers #marisha ray #liam obrien #dungeons and dragons

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

So uh it's been like two hours since I heard the last third of Ghosts of Antikythera and I think I've been changed as a human being???

#just a jaw-dropping piece of theatre #wild to me that this is a niche project with a small fanbase and meanwhile Love Never Dies has been performed all around the world #like come on ALW look up Matt Dahan and learn how to write a sequel goddammit #as a whole the show was not at all what I expected but god it was so incredible #So many staggering voices playing staggering characters while singing a staggering score #And like Jeff deserves absolutely everything for Kal and AJ #jeff blim does it again #the Broadway men are lucky this isn't on Broadway because he would take all of their awards #pulp musicals #pulp musicals episode 3 #pulp musicals the ghosts of antikythera #the ghosts of antikythera

[laurenablack]

Matt Arnold I'm actually offended it took me this long to realize-

Grant is named after Ulysses S. Grant, Civil War General.

Grant grows up and marries Marcos Li, making him Grant Li. Grant and Lee, two Civil War Generals.

And then Grant names his son Lincoln. After the president during the Civil War.

#goddammit #seriously #dungeon and daddies #dungons and daddies #dndads #matt arnold #grant wilson #lincoln li wilson

[tuukkarasksass]

#my poor son #he should have told them goddammit #matt grzelcyk #my son #2022 #2022-2023 #hockey news

[jaskiersbard]

Low-key want to start watching Doctor Who but only because of Matt Smith, you feel?

#not me whoring myself for yet another white man goddammit megan #I suppose what I’m asking is should I? #do I need to watch all the other dr whos before him or??? #doctor who #matt smith #eleventh doctor #(I think?)

[glass-needles-and-futurisms]

Funko Pops are on the verge of going out of style and we still don't have Muse pops, is this karma

#why is the entire industry full of cowards #why won't anybody make official muse toys #I WANT TO MAKE PLASTIC MATT AND PLASTIC DOM KISS GODDAMMIT

[bellaxgiornata]

Bearded Matt Murdock is doing things to me that absolutely should not be possible for one man alone to achieve. Am I expected to survive the Devil voice with that beard, too?

#i'm not going to survive the first episode of Born Again #one man's beard should not elicit such feral feelings #but goddammit here we are #now stop making him shave his damn chest PLEASE I BEG YOU #matt murdock #daredevil #daredevil born again

[cairfrey]

“Did you see him? Was there a giant goblin in there?” I asked.

Donut heaved for breath. “Yes. A huge. Ugly. Goblin. My word. I do not like running. He was sitting down, reading a book. Blow it, blow it good.”

I jammed the button.

“There sure were a lot of babies in there, too,” Donut said in that last moment before the blast.

...

"Goddammit, Donut!"

...

“Were there really babies in there? Like goblin babies?” I asked.

“Oh yes, there were a bunch of them. I only saw them for but a moment, but they were quite cute. Some of them were wearing little oversized jackets, like Baby Yoda. Adorable. I think you hit one with the cart. There were old ones and pregnant ones, too. Did you see your level? We’re both level eight now. You’re welcome.”

-Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

#post #dungeon crawler carl #princess donut #matt dinniman #goddammit donut #very mild spoilers #dungeon crawler world: earth #DCC

[ofmanymasks]

Maxsim: "Damn, the power went out." Matt: "Don’t worry, I got this." Matt: *stomps foot* Maxsim: "What-?" Matt: *Sketchers light up*

#;Character: Matt #;Character: Maxsim #((...-facepalms-)) #((Goddammit Matt...)) #;Behind the Scenes (Incorrect OC Quotes)

[exy-shmexy]

Aaron letting himself collapse on the floor after an intense footwork practice session where Kevin breathed down everyone’s necks so they would be perfect for finals.

His lungs are on fire, his legs have the consistency of jelly left in the sun for too long, and he is exhausted from all the assignments and tests he has had to work on and study for. As soon as Wymack whistles the end of practice, he tosses his helmet away, falls to his knees first, then willingly lets gravity pull him down until he’s sprawling on his back. He doesn’t care one bit. He’s just tired. He hears footsteps coming his way.

Matt appears from above him, looming high, and looking just as rough as he is. “You good buddy?” he asks. They’ve gotten closer ever since Aaron switched dorms with Neil. Aaron nods silently.

Matt stretches his hand outfor Aaron to take but he shakes his head. “The floor is great right now,” Aaron wheezes.

Matt snorts. Then he does something Aaron didn’t see coming. He crouches and lets himself lay down next to him. “Huh,” Matt says after a beat. “The floor is great right now indeed.”

Aaron stares at him, wondering what’s going on.

Before he can figure it out, Nicky sprawls on Matt’s other side. “Goddammit, I’m fucking parched,” his cousin says through ragged breaths. “Are we having a floor party? Why wasn’t I invited?”

“You just invited yourself,” Aaron answers. There is no heat in his voice.

“Oh Maaatt,” Dan’s voice comes from somewhere on Aaron’s left. She flops down on top of her boyfriend. “I can’t stand up anymore. Day is gonna be the end of me.”

“He’s gonna be the end of us,” Nicky cries dramatically.

“You should thank him. Erik is gonna love those thick thighs,” Matt smiles.

“Got anything you want to admit to the general public, Boyd?” Nicky fires back, playful grin on his lips.

“Keep your flirting away from here,” Aaron groans.

And then the bane of his existence appears in his field of vision, Andrew silent by his side. “You flirt with Katelyn all day long, that’s rich of you to say.”

“Fuck off, Josten.”

“Can’t face the truth?”

“I wasn’t talking to you.” Aaron cannot add anything else as a full water bottle lands on his chest.

“Drink,” Andrew commands quietly Aaron grumbles. He opens the bottle. But he freezes. Because Andrew sits down next to him and tugs Neil down on the floor with him. The redhead willingly lets him and soon enough, half the team is on the floor surrounding Aaron.

Renee, who until then had been helping Allison clean up the court, calls Kevin to join them. It takes a lot of convincing before he joins them too, but eventually all the Foxes are there in a circle. Aaron ignores the feeling in his chest. He ignores the fact that despite thinking he would always be alone, he now has a family, no matter how dysfunctional. He won’t admit it out loud—not yet at least—but he is grateful for every single one of them.

Even Neil, no matter how hard he denies it.

#I'm having very strong Aaron Minyard feels right now can you tell? #He deserves a family that loves him and cares for him #also I hc that he and Neil become besties years down the line like come on they have the same sarcasm and sense of humor #((also they have Andrew in common)) #anyway I love the Foxes being friends and you can pry them from my cold dead hands #aftg #all for the game #aaron minyard #andrew minyard #neil josten #kevin day #matt boyd #dan wilds #renee walker #allison reynolds #nicky hemmick

[kiibichio]

PLAY DATE 2. 𐙚 ❤︎ M. STURNIOLO

OVERVIEW ;; you and matt get into a heated argument over your ‘friends with benefits’ deal, how will it end ?? (good ending i promise)

CONTAINS ;; angst, fluff, good ending !! (that’s it?)

momo speaks ;; PART TWO OF THISSS. this was so fun to writeee. I HOPE U GUYS REALLY LIKED IT BC I WORKED HARDD MAN I WAS BREAKING A SWEAT OVER HERE (but kinda rushed). enjoy !! (PART ONE HERE <33)

date published ;; 02.20.24

not proofread !!

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6:49 pm.

“are you serious? you just told me you ‘missed me so much’, but you’re letting me leave just like that? am i just some sort of play date to you?” i ask, sitting up. anger, sadness and confusion written all over my face.

maybe i shouldn’t have said that.

matt goes silent for a while, then speaks up.

“you do realize that when we started this we both mutually agreed to have no feelings right?” he says, trying to keep his cool

“well- i mean yeah, but-” i try to speak

“then what makes you think i want to be something more?” he cuts me off. he stands up and starts to get dressed.

“matt. good fucking god, i mean you just have sex with me that damn near kick me out?”

tears start filling my eyes. shit.

“yeah!” he exclaims sarcastically “i do because when we established this, i told you i didnt want a fucking relationship. we’re just friends that just so happen to fuck.” matt raises his voice at me.

then the water works break. goddammit.

i wipe my eyes before speaking up, “okay then… if that’s how you want it to be, then we can end this shit right fucking now. im not gonna allow myself to be used like some damn sex toy.”

“wait.. y/n- c’mon i didn’t mean it like that.” matt tries to explain, regretting what he had just said.

“oh no. i fully understand what you meant,” i reply, now getting dressed.

“fuck..” he mumbles under his breath, but still loud enough for me to hear.

“that’s all you have to say?” i stand up after putting my shoes on, crossing my arms in front of the bedroom door.

matt goes silent.

“oh, what? we’re mute now? real cute.” i ask sarcastically before storming out the room. he follows behind me, trying to explain himself with ‘y/n this!’ and ‘y/n that!’ but i easily tune him out.

as i reach the front door, it starts to open.

it’s just chris and nick, i give a small wave and quickly pass by them and start walking to my house.

ill be damned if i ever let somebody treat me like this shit again.

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an hour later, i get a knock on my door. dear lord, who is it now? i walk over to the front door and open it.

matt’s on the other side.

“hey.. forgot your phone…” he says sheepishly, handing it over to me.

“mhm. thanks.” i answer. i start to close the door before he pushes it open again.

“can i… come in?” he asks

“why? so you can screw me over again? no thanks.”

“y/n. im serious. please?”

i can tell he’s serious, but im still hesitant.

i sigh and open the door wider to let him enter.

he makes his way to the couch, while i lock the door and follow behind him, but sitting on the opposite side of him.

there’s a few moments of uncomfortable silence.

“just gonna sit there?”

he lets out a deep breath, “listen, i’m sorry for yelling at you earlier. i didn’t take your feelings into consideration and i clearly wasn’t thinking in that moment.” matt explains sincerely.

“i accept your apology. and i understand, but now that my secrets out, we cant keep doing this. it’s just- not.. right.” i shake my head

“that’s another thing i wanted to talk about. it’s not that i don’t like you.. i do- it’s just…” he sighs

“what, matt? you can talk to me. we’re still friends.” i speak. i move closer to him and put my hand on top of his.

“ive been extremely busy lately. flying back and forth, videos, podcasts, everything. its just a lot to handle and im not sure im ready for commitment. so its not a no.. its just a ‘not now.’” he looks at me.

after he said that, i felt like a weight lifted off my shoulders. i needed that sense of reassurance. but now i feel like the asshole. i should’ve thought about him too.

“that’s perfectly fine, matt. i can handle that.” i start to smile, “ill wait for you, matt. take as much time as you need.”

he hugs me and i can feel his face growing into a soft smile against my shoulder.

“thank you, y/n.”

4 months later ;;

“matt! baby, i missed you so much!!” i say, leaping in his arms as he walks out into the airport parking lot towards my car. i attack him with kisses all over his face and hug him just a bit too tight.

“too tight, my love.” he says almost out of breath.

“it’s not my fault, this is the first time you’ve ever left me like this! i just really, really missed you.” i exclaim, letting go of him.

“you’re so extra.” he chuckles

okay that first part was a partial lie, but it really is the first time he’s gone back to boston without his girlfriend of 2 months!

“can you two get a room? good fucking god.” nick says disgusted, chris nodding his head and agreeing with his brother.

me and matt both shoot them the middle finger and continue walking to the car.

he grabs my hand, “i missed you too, though baby. i was thinking about you the whole time. and…” he continues to tell me how much he had missed me and loves me.

best boyfriend ever.

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momo speaks (again) ;; ugh this was really rushed im sorry if it sucks 😭😭 BUT I GOT IT DONE. love you guys <3 hope you enjoyed !! TOODLES xx

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