#half dead boy

[dcxdpdabbles]

Kon: Happy birthday, Tim! I got you a very special gift this year. BAM! *slams card on table*

Tim: A coupon for a free summon?

Kon: It's supposed to summon a ~ beauty~. A being so gorgeous it will ruin everyone else for you. Figured you could use a date. I got it while on a mission with Constantine.

Tim: And why would I want that?

Kon: .....you're literally setting up summons right now.

Tim lighting candles: Yes and?

Danny appearing out of thin air: Who DARES summon the King of Gh-

Tim/Kon: Wow.

Tim: Will you go out with me?

Danny: *Blinks* ugh sure?

Tim: Cool.

Kon: Should I try my own summon? The vendor results may vary, but I like my chances if Tim got a good one.

#dcxdpdabbles #dc x dp crossover #dead tired #From a fic a never wrote #kon was half serious #Danny is surprised by the cute boy who summoned him

[definitely-a-real-man]

Back on my dpxdc grind. My brain almost exploded trying to fit all my head canons in to this drawing but I hope they made it through. I saw a post about John Constantine parenting the phantoms so I had to add him in there too.

Danny: Ice core

Dan: Fire core (changed after the fusion)

Ellie/Dani: Water core

And Cujo is a Cane Curso coz I said so,,,

#danny phantom #my art #phanart #danny fenton #dp x dc #dan phantom #justice league #danielle phantom #john constantine #sometimes the after life is just a half dead boy and his dog #Ellie 100% is a space pirate in this au #and Dan is on probation

[gordon-freeman-phd]

"What arrogance do you possess that you would presume to kill something so much larger than yourself? So much older? What is it that you think you are proving?"

-The Nihilanth if it had a cool villain monologue before you fought it, I think

#gordon freeman #nihilanth #half life #idoindeeddraw #ponderingradioactivedecay #was playing hl with teh boys and we were thinking about how much bigger the nihilanthis than gordon lol #something something death and rebirth imagery with the nihis fetal appearance and simultaneous deathl appearnce #and gordon in the fetal position in the silloette of its womb like head #and backlighting like hes the vision of someone long dead u see before you die etcetc

[a-god-in-crime-alley]

DPxDC prompt #2

(a lot closer to an actual prompt than #1 was)

De-aged Dan, Danny, and Dani. Somehow Jason gets put in charge of them. Dan is the clear oldest at 9 or 10. Danny is 5-6. With Dani around 2-3.

Jason has been keeping them a secret from the fam. Tim, Cass, and Steph are the only ones that figured it out. (Alfred was Jason first panicked call). Dicks been busy, Damian isn’t paying attention because as long as no one’s actively dying it doesn’t concern him, and Duke is still shy about getting in other peoples business.

Bruce has NO FUCKING CLUE.

Bruce finds out 6 months later, at his Birthday. Jason sends a present ahead because he says he “isn’t sure he’ll make it”.

The present? A black mug. Across it is written “Worlds OKest Grandpa”. Tim, Cass, and Steph grin.

Bruce thinks Jason is just calling him old. But no, with perfect timing, Jason and his 3 half dead children walk into the room and yell “Surprise!”

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dpxdc prompts #Jason and his three half dead terrors #Tim tells him he’s turning into Bruce #Jason spikes Tim’s next cup of tea with sleep aids #Cass is Dans favorite Aunt #Dani loves Steph #Danny is a daddy’s boy

[spacedace]

So like...Danny as Ghost King getting to help sort people into the correct/prefered afterlives, and talking with all the Justice League peeps to figure out what they want/where they want to go ahead of time like it's a pension plan or like he's a Travel Agent.

Like he gives tours around various afterlives around the Ghost Zone, offers up different "packages" they can choose from.

"With the Ghost Package you can come back to the living realm, but you will be locked in with an Obsession - it's not as bad as it sounds, but we can go into more detail later on what it entails if you're interested - and you will be bound to a particular Haunt. Also my parents might try to capture and experiment on you."

"Unfortunately you don't qualify for the Revenant package due to how many times you've already died and come back, but I *can* get you set up with one of our Reincarnation representatives if returning to the living world is something you are interested in."

"Guardian Spirit is a popular choice, so there is a bit of a waiting time in terms of getting paperwork processed, but if you sign up for it now while you're still alive all that can be done ahead of time and you can jump right in once you pass on. You will need to make sure you regularly update the list of who you will be watching over considering your propensity for adoption."

#dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #justice league #after life planning agent Danny #Danny: If there are any deities or higher powers you want to talk to after you die let me know #Danny: of course you're allowed to beat the shit out of a god in your afterlife thats like half the fun of being dead #The Infinite Realms: Where Your Afterlife Choices are Infinite #call your local half dead boy god king today to see what Afterlives you qualify for today #(Infinite Realms is not responsible if you are content with your death and afterlife only and your living loved ones - #- bring you back to life out of grief and desperation only to find that you have come back changed.) #danny fenton #ghost king danny

[rui-drawsbox]

I like to remember my first stardew save whenever I can, so I kinda remade my farmer for my first playthrough of Coral Island kajdhjsk

#rui draw smth #my first stardew save was on my phone (currently dead) with a pirated apk back in 2018 lmaoo #atm im going for the star boy but everyone is soooo fine. im not marrying until i date half the town #eva and mark are strong choices but i think the prettiest person in the whole game is raj. omg theyre SOOOOOOOOO #i'll struggle a lot to choose who to marry. i can see it rn #and kinda disapointed i cant date the hot merman yet. i downloaded the game thru funny means and i thought it was added alreay ajkdfhjs #stardew valley #stardew farmer #coral island #coral island farmer #sebastian #stardew sebastian #wakuu #coral island wakuu #im at seven hearts with both pablo and rafael and i think that's funny for some reason. i go to the blacksmith a lot ajdsfks #it was also. very embarassing when i had to go and buy the locket to date wakuu #ik its a mechanic in the game to send you a letter to let you know tou can date but it was so funny when you think about how those two know #-whenever youre gonna date someone

[nelkcats]

Movie Problems

After enduring weeks of comments from his friends, Danny decided to watch Barbie, unlike Jason who was quite interested in Openhaimer, both met by chance in the middle of the movie theater after being informed that both movies would be delayed.

That was fine, until they walked into their respective theaters and the movies were switched, and shortly after they failed. The cinema manager couldn't help but chuckle as he looked at the boy dressed in pink next to the acclaimed Crime Lord of Gotham. He explained to them that both movies would be repeated one after the other, and that the failures were due to minions of the Joker ruining the projectors.

Danny, tired of wasting time, dragged the Crime Lord to see Barbie and promised to see Openhaimer with him later. Before entering the room he made sure to knock out the clown's goons, so Jason couldn't say anything as he was dragged away. At least the tickets were free after so many failures.

#dpxdc #Danny and Jason met in the movie theater #Danny traveled to New Jersey to watch Barbie #mainly because he didn't want to put up with the teasing of Sam and Tucker #they watched the movie earlier and he refused their invitations out of shame #Jason bought movie tickets as Red Hood #Danny doesn't care #dp x dc #dc x dp #Danny doesn't even know who Red Hood is #just that he's as unlucky as he is #Jason rented half of the movie theater for himself #Danny was simply the only one to speak for those who watched Barbie #Jason fall for the boy that knocked out the Joker goons #dead on main #deadonmain

[smoshidiot]

anthony padilla is dead ⚰️

#sooo fucking obsessed with these looks #sorry i didn’t draw lacy anthony it was too hard :(( #but i hope you enjoy the zombie boy #ana draws #smosh #anthony padilla #ian hecox #beardier half #not your girlfriend #anthony is dead

[alma-torran]

this is for a very niche audience but: if you enjoyed Lockwood & Co as well as The Bastard Son And The Devil Himself on Netflix you should 100% go watch Dead Boy Detectives!! It's the perfect mix between the two of them while being amazingly fun, fresh & comforting!!

#tbsatdh #half bad #the bastard son & the devil himself #the bastard son and the devil himself #lockwood and co #lockwood netflix #lockwood & co #lw&co #lw & co #dead boy detectives #dbd #dead boy detective agency #It's!! Queer!!! Well produced and the characters are so so fleshed out #God I ended up loving like. Everyone lmaooo

[arthursfuckinghat]

My boy, Weetabix.

#I'm still so insanely sad #I miss my horse #I miss arthur #oh arthur I hope you and weetabix are together #running forever free #I saved him from an o'driscoll camp #he was half dead #I had him from chapter two till the end #my sweet boy #oh weetabix #I can't #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #arthur morgan #weetabix my horse #red dead redemption community #red dead redemption 2 spoilers #cw animal death

[silentghostboy]

Lunch date with Will 💀🌞

#nico di angelo #nico di angelo cosplay #son of hades #hades #death boy #ghost king #hades cabin #cabin 13 #solangelo #demigods #demigod cosplay #camp half blood #chb #chb chronicles #pjo #pjo hoo toa #pjoverse #pjo cosplay #Percy Jackson #percy jackson cosplay #Percy Jackson and the Olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #rick riordan #riordanverse #Nico buys happy meals for the dead #McDonald’s

[tora-the-cat]

An interesting little fun thing with team 7 is that you assume that Sakura's gonna, like, woobify and simplify Sasuke by putting him on a pedastal,cause her goal is centered around him and shes a 12 y/o fangirl so like of course her understanding of him is skewed cause she doesnt see him as a person, just an object of affection, right? She's can't get Sasuke, can't imprint on and/or traumabond with him like Naruto and Kakashi do. They don't see him with rose tinted glasses, because they've lived through their own Horrors and empathize with Sasuke's experience.

......right?

WRONG lmao!! They have too many ghosts!! Naruto's single-minded codependent ass won't get out of his own way long enough to see Sasuke for who he actually is, only able to empathize with the parts of his trauma Naruto relates to and not really capable of understanding him outside of the context of himself (because Sasuke is. His other half). And Kakashi is far too jaded to be fair to him!! He can't decide if Sasuke is gonna end up as a mini-him or a mini-Obito or maybe a mini-Itachi, but either way he ALSO is too traumatized to see Sasuke AS SASUKE.

meanehile SAKURA'S autistic ass may have dogshit empathy, but you know what she does have? A special interest in sasuke. Nothing better to do then give herself a degree in Uchihaisms. She can write character studies about him. she can read his soul. Whenever she says something about him she is right. Every fucking time! She is RIGHT!!!!

'sasuke would NOT compliment me this directly or explicitly express worry unprompted, especially if it gets in the way of his goals' correct.

'Sasuke shouldn't hide that curse on his neck its not healthy BUT if I tell anyone about it he'll never trust me again, which might be even more dangerous for him then the curse mark. Like he can probably handle the curse mark but no one else can stop him from ripping peoples arms off.' correct.

Speaking of! 'Sasuke would not hurt me even when he seems to be...possessed? whatever the only way to knock him out of it is to present myself as Alive and thus something to be protected rather then something to be avenged, because he gets really stuck in his own head about revenge' CORRECT

'hey so um. like. Sasuke's gonna leave Konoha. I'm not sure anything can stop him at this point and honestly I'm kinda starting to doubt anything should, so the only thing I could possibly do to help him at this point is ALSO defect.' CORRECT!!!!

#shout out to @Obihoe cause this started as a tag comment on one of your posts that got WAY too out of hand. just like old times lol #team 7 #haruno sakura #sakura haruno #sasuke uchiha #team crackhead #naruto #naruto uzumaki #sasusaku #doesn't have to be but like. Yeah #for the record no disrespect to my boys Naruto n Kakashi I love them dearly. but like. they got their issues. that's half the fun of team 7 #And Sakura has her problems with Sasuke too!! But her problems have nothing to do with understand him or his motivations or his personhood #and more to do with. Well. her absolute dogshit empathy. Emotionally disregulated ass. #'if you leave me I'll feel just like you did when your parents died' My beloved. Iconic. Great line. No notes. She's really just still so #inexperienced and naive that means she can explain and predict and KNOW him and his actions but still not empathize. She can say shit #like that with a straight face because she's never FELT loss like this before (except that minute she thought he was dead on the bridge) #so she can't imagine a worse pain. Just assumes it can't GET worse because she has no emotional concept of 'worse'. so it must be the same #she's literally the only person with a chance of convincing Sasuke to take her with him to Orochimaru because he's SASUKE of course she #knows all the right pressure points and keywords and concerns and stuff that she needs to convince him. #she's literally playing a little diolouge tree game with him. And maybe even winning up until that line! it's the dealbreaker

[itshirohi]

Getting through art slump with silly sketches :P Pretty men save meeee

#kengan ashura #gaolang wongsawat #anime fanart #I made this at like 5am while half dead #the sacrifices I make to draw some pretty boys smh #not even sleep depravation can stop me lets gooo

[bubbieboy]

this would fix them trust me

#rrb brick #rrb boomer #rrb butch #rowdyruff boys #my art #you can’t prove me wrong nobody has ever tried to grill them a cheese in the show #ignore the ass background btw genuinely it does not mean anything 😭 #pretend they broke into someone’s house to do this or something idk. i am not drawing mojos tower thing #the bg is the reason this has been sitting partly finished in my folder for like a week and a half #and it’s also why i’m posting this in the dead of night instead of waiting until ppl are actually online #but i felt remiss not to put the boys watching cartoons and eating grilled cheese out into the world #it’s their natural habitat #they should be playing with pogs and b4kugan and shit

[moo-oon]

Folks,

Y'all need to start writing Dead Boy Detectives fanfics. There is simply not enough angst and/or fluff for me to consume. I will not resort back to writing my own fanfiction like I did in middle school. I know it only came out yesterday but I thought y'all were faster than this.

Respectfully,

a humble begger

(plz plz plz)

#im only half joking #please someone write good fanfiction #I NEED IT. #dead boy detectives

[ladystoneboobs]

no of fence to jon snow fans who for some reason care about his exact age, but these discussions just annoy me no end. not only bc there's no way any weirwood flashbacks bran has to rhaegar/lyanna will come with time/datestamps, but also bc there's always comments like this:

SEVERAL turns of the moon (ie, months)?! have these people never seen a human baby before or just have no concept of their ages? even if we take into account travel time from the toj to wf, meaning jon was not a newborn too fresh out the oven when catelyn and robb arrived, there's still a difference between a newborn and a 3mo and an even bigger difference between those infants and an older baby 5-7mo. there's very good reasons these lines were cut. whatever birthdates can be worked out internally for jon and robb from when they're first mentioned as 15 and 16 don't matter in the end, bc grrm doesn't care about a consistent timeline and the actual text of catelyn's pov and ned's convo with robert about cheating on her should outweigh any guesstimates about jon's official nameday wrt robb's. catelyn may not have cared for jon, but she would sure as hell have noticed his nameday if it came before robb's and made him ned's firstborn. if jon's birthday canonically came before robb's then either ned's cover story would not involve adultery (not impossible for him to sire a bastard before his wedding), or he'd just give jon a new nameday along with his new name to fit the adultery lie. it makes no sense for him to lie about one and not the other, undermining the big lie with a little public clue of his story not adding up. whatever else she was as a stepmother, cat wasn't stupid and a bastard who was actually the eldest son being raised alongside her trueborn heir could be an even bigger insult than whether he was born of adultery or not.

BUT, the unknowability of jon's true birthday is not the only reason this annoys me, it's bc this is all based on the assumption that jon must be older since rhaegar/lyanna ran off together before ned married cat, as if both boys must have been conceived asap as robb canonically was when his parents consummated their marriage. and that's not how human reproduction works! even if you don't understand how fast babies grow in the first year, you should know that people who get pregnant do so through ovulation cycles and a lucky sperm finding an egg and all that, not just immediately getting knocked up as soon as one has p-in-v sex for the first time. not unless you only know mean girls sex ed where if you have sex you will get pregnant and die. (even tho lyanna did die, there's plenty of canon examples where pregnancy did not lead straight to death. also examples of people who did not get pregnant right away and even some who are/were sexually active and childless without always having moon tea on hand.) we can't know how long lyanna was having sex before that sperm+egg match happened or even how long she was with rhaegar before losing her technical virginity. if they were married, doesn't it make sense to think they didn't consummate their relationship until the wedding night either? that's the only leverage there is to ensure a status as wife rather than just mistress.

and while i just said grrm doesn't care about exact timelines and a lot is still foggy surrounding the rebellion and esp rhaegar, there is one timemarker wrt robert's rebellion he voluntarily threw in, time and time again: that stannis was besieged at storm's end for almost a whole year. that siege, which mind you, did not match the duration of the entire war. it only started after robert won his battles at gulltown and summerhall, returned to storm's end, and then went out and lost the battle of ashford, leaving his homeland open to the reachermen. the same siege which only ended when ned made a detour there after the sack of king's landing, before going to the toj. even if lyanna may not have given birth that exact day ned found her, she could only be waiting in that bloody bed for weeks at the most, not months. so if rhaegar knocked her up the very same night he carried her off and jon was still a newborn when ned found her after the siege of storm's end had ended, wouldn't that mean lyanna was pregnant for well over a year? that's not how human pregnancy works either! so, maybe that's proof that jon and robb, whichever order they were actually born in, were actually very close in age as babies, much closer than if they were both conceived asap.

and really, jon's actual birthdate does not matter imho, when he was raised not just as the bastard to robb's trueborn heir, but with robb also known by catelyn and the world as ned's firstborn (which he was, in any case, as jon was ned's nephew by birth). what difference could a birthdate before robb's make (even were there some means of discovery) after ned, cat, and robb are all dead? if one is looking only at his birth parents then he's only a firstborn child on lyanna's side, but definitely a second son on rhaegar's side. maybe he was always meant to be a second son with a not much older half-brother! even if the aegon fka young griff is not in fact rhaegar's son, he'll still be known as aegon vi targaryen, meaning jon will never be known as any father's elder son. if i may reference mean girls again, it's not going to happen.

#valyrianscrolls #asoiaf #asoiaf meta #robb stark #jonathan snowflake starkgaryen #i want him to succeed me as king in the north #jon snow #ned stark #lyanna stark #like this isn't prompted by anyone except that reddit post and its comments this has just annoyed me for so long #that's why i made that show!robb/show!jon coming of age gifset years ago bc narratively jon is always a second son #bc robb did everything first as elder bro and the only milestones jon will hit first will be the those robb can't since he's dead for good #(obviously starting with jon being first male stark to be brought back from the dead) #not that everyone interested in this debate thinks this way but it just feels tied to the idea of jon being a trueborn heir #not only was he never a bastard he was an eldest boy! eldest surviving boy with those pesky half-dornish sibs gone! point missed. #sorry i just dont think grrm means for a targ restoration with king jon any more than fake eldest boy kendall roy could win his succession #(c)lsb #i had to look up all the quotes on the big storm's end siege bc it makes me feel like i'm taking crazy pills #thinking what abt stannis starving for a year while others are like we just can't know how long rr was. was it even 9mons? #like yeah lollys's pregnancy doesn't add up but bc grrm really slowed the tl down postacok prob w/o really thinking #thats diff from repeatedly saying something lasted almost a year when he didn't have to give such a timeframe!