#haven't done one of these in a while

[misc-obeyme]

MC finds a large sword in Solomon's room and picks it up.

MC: What’s this?

Solomon: That would be Excalibur.

MC: How did you get Excalibur?

Solomon: People are kind of impressionable. I just did a little magic and convinced them I was Merlin.

MC: Uh huh. Lemme guess, you’ve also got the holy grail stashed away somewhere.

Solomon: Er…

MC: Is this what you’ve been doing with your long life? Pilfering significant artifacts throughout human history?

Solomon: Of course not. I’m safekeeping magical objects so they don’t fall into the wrong hands.

MC: I think it’s too late for that.

Solomon: Ouch...

masterlist | Thank you for reading!

#haven't done one of these in a while #and I dunno the idea just came to me lol #ahh I'm thinking about Solomon a lot again #I love when he's bein a little shady~ #nonsense posting #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me solomon #om solomon #obey me mc #om mc #obey me nonsense #misc scenario #misc writes

[drbatsponge]

Cassandra Cain on covers for November/December.

#cassandra cain #batgirl #dc comics #birds of prey #detective comics #steelworks #batman #batfamily #batgirls #other tags #haven't done one of these in a while #but she had a lot of covers #probably because they combined some of December's solicits with November's #leo romero #scott forbes #joshua swaby #jsway #liam sharp #dan mora

[limeade-l3sbian]

happy sunday to all gyns. BUT SPECIFICALLY...

girls with fandom themed backpacks

women with braces

girls and women actively thinking about eating rn

women who don't pay their own phone bills

girls who are more organized than their parents

women who use emojis more than necessary

women who hate wearing footwear

girls and women who sit in the front of the class for a reason other than vision issues

women and girls who clap at the end of movies

girls and women with phones with cracked screens

women and girls who hate four-way intersections

women who still use temporary tattoos

girls who have boys at school who are fearful of them

women actively picking their skin rn

girls and women with stuffed animals on their beds

women and girls who can't eat hot cheetos (too hot)

girls and women with non-existent lashes

girls with prominent arm/leg hair

women who can't dance

girls and women who are still afraid of the dark

#haven't done one of these in a while

[elliesdeadite]

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ㅤㅤScream 4 2011 dir. Wes Craven | Scream 2022 dir. Matt ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤBettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett

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#neve campbell #sidney prescott #scream #haven't done one of these in a while #i love parallels #we were robbed of the trilogy of what could have been scream 4 5 and 6 #sidney deserved better in five #i miss wes craven #jill roberts #charlie walker #richie kirsch #amber freeman #sidney read jill to FILTH with one sentence #spoliers but honestly if you haven't seen these by now #thats on you bestie #tw stabbing #tw knives #tw general horror themes

[fandomsarefamily1966]

Anathema: How do you cope with your trauma? Crowley: The trick is to play Queen music louder than your thoughts.

#source: unknown #incorrect good omens quotes #incorrect quotes #haven't done one of these in a while #and it's not like he has much choice in the matter #but this is still so accurate #XD

[drugsforaddicts]

#haven't done one of these in a while #it's sad bitch hours #:((( #Darren Hayes - I miss you #bojere #käärijan #käärijä #bojan cvjetićanin #jere pöyhönen #bojere coded songs

[schnuffel-danny]

#haven't done one of these in a while #danny phantom #flashing images #flashing lights #jack/vlad #yeagh 👍

[popfizzles]

I decided to bring back an old yearly tradition; The mistletoe prompt! This time around I decided to include Boba!

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For those who are unaware of how this works, please feel free to draw your ocs with mine (either Val or Boba, or perhaps even both?) under the mistletoe.

All I ask is that it's kept friendly and as platonic as possible <:) I'll reblog any art done in response, just be sure to @ me!

#Cuphead: DDWTD #CDDWTD #CDDWTD oc #cupsona #CDDWTD Val #CDDWTD Boba T. #fizzles draws #yah!! #haven't done one of these in a while

[blazing-arsonist]

Incorrect Quotes #9

Memphis: I'm going the fight the next person who insults KC. KC Glow: I hate myself. Memphis: Alright, square up.

#incredibox #wekiddy #incorrect quotes #haven't done one of these in a while #Typed incorrect with the wrong finger positions and ended up typing omvpttrvy

[borbology]

Official art of some of the businesses in Cappy Town / Pupupu Land, starting with Kawasaki's

And Tuggle's store

And Mable's fortune teller shop

This is part one of the indoors of Cappy Town / Pupupu Land. Official art for the outdoors of Cappy Town / Pupupu Land are in the links here:

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

#hnk official art #kirby anime #hoshi no kaabi #krbay #haven't done one of these in a while #getting back to it

[egalitarian-tomboy]

Rocky the Demented Matchmaker (A Lackadaisy Theory)

Before we get into the post I want to clarify that this post has spoilers for the Lackadaisy webcomic & overarching world that has been canonized so far. If you would like to avoid spoilers for the comic, please bookmark this post and go read up to the latest chapter currently available on the Lackadaisy official website. You have been warned. 

After Rocky, in a moment of delirious honesty, admitted to Ivy that he took the blame for a family tragedy that he might’ve had nothing to do with in order to keep Freckle in school undisturbed by the consequences of what happened. It’s clear how much he loves his cousin. I’d even go as far as to say that he considers him more of a brother than a cousin. Since he’s a whole 5 years older than him, there’s a considerable age gap between the two in regards to life experience and knowledge about the world. Even if he isn’t book smart, Rocky’s got more street smarts that it’s all second nature to him. So when he gets his cousin into the business of liquor running for Lackadaisy as a hired gunman partner, he wants to offer him something in exchange for putting his life on the line - A Girlfriend / Possible Wife. 

Keep in mind this series takes place in 1927. 2 years before the Great Depression and creeping toward the looming collapse of the prohibition era in 1933. During this time men were typically married by 24 while women were married by 21. Although there are cases that show that some men and women got married as young as 17 (with parental consent). Rocky is 23 years old, a Bachelor who has never been married or has been in a serious romantic relationship (that we know of). From his current line of work and his mental state of mind right now, finding a wife is the least of his concerns. But that isn’t the case for Freckle. While his mother is still pretty young, 48 years old to be exact, that doesn’t mean that Freckle wouldn’t have some prodding from her regarding settling down and having kids of his own.

So what do you do when your cousin is a fellow bachelor that’s down on his luck? You introduce him to someone that might want to be something more than friends. 

In comes Ivy Pepper. Goddaughter of Mitzi’s deceased Husband and recently single jazz baby of the Lackadaisy. She’s not single for what she’s done on her part per say, it’s because Viktor intimidates all of her ex boyfriends physically to the point of being put in a wheel chair for going near her since he sees her as a daughter to him. So how far in the relationships she actually got are up in the air. But the moment she meets Freckle, she’s head over heels for him. Immediately noting how cute he is and inviting him on a date while Rocky gets something to clean up the mess she made on purpose to distract him. 

Now you can say that Rocky had no intentions on playing matchmaker, since they just got done extracting revenge on the pig farmers, I’d argue that Rocky knew exactly what he was doing when he introduced him to Ivy. Especially since his reaction to her calling Freckle her boyfriend and proclaiming to Viktor they’re dating wasn’t one of confusion, it was gleeful teasing. Even before that, when they were at Ivy’s college he teased Freckle about how Ivy must’ve fallen head over heels for him already in a wink-wink nudge-nudge kind of way. Trying to get across the idea of maybe seeing Ivy as a girlfriend or possible wife in the future. Even his teasing / overreacting of her asking if Freckle was introducing her to his mother was more panicked in the way that it was far too early for Freckle to introduce her as his girlfriend. They hadn’t even had a proper date or first kiss. a REAL first kiss. Not what she did before as a quick peck on the lips after they got done meeting with Viktor. No that real proper first kiss would come later. 

SPEAKING OF WHICH. The other reason why I believe Rocky is the maniacal mastermind behind this ship, the crazed captain if you will, is because of the way he talks to Freckle after he had his first real kiss with Ivy in the truck. Asking him if they still weren’t on a first name basis after kissing / possibly making out in that truck. To which Freckle officially starts calling her Ivy instead of Miss Pepper. Even though he didn’t deny being her boyfriend in front of Viktor after she declared them a couple, he didn’t necessarily agree that he was her boyfriend either. It wasn’t until she kissed him quickly on the lips in the car that he possibly started to truly fall in love with her. She smooched him once and he was ready to ask her for another kiss before he went off on his big night with Rocky. But this time, a proper one where they had more privacy and Rocky wasn’t there to make any sort of remarks.

And all my mans had to say after they were in the truck together was “Are you seriously not on a first name basis after kissing like THAT?”

Nah. 

You can’t tell me that Rocky hasn’t been playing matchmaker this entire time trying to get his cousin a girlfriend. Nope. Nuh uh. 

#Lackadaisy #Lackadaisy spoilers #Long Post #Ivy x Calvin #Ivy x Freckle #Calvin x Ivy #Freckle x Ivy #Ivy Pepper #Calvin McMurray #Rocky Rickaby #Lackadaisy Theory #Haven't done one of these in a while

[marivenah]

OCs as Horror Movie Stereotypes

I was tagged by @corvosattano @leviiackrman and @voidika to do this uquiz, thank you all!

sending tags to @risingsh0t @sstewyhosseini @nightbloodbix @detectivelokis @jinfromyarikawa @river-ward @poisonedtruth @ghastlyrider @confidentandgood @josephslittledeputy @aceghosts @socially-awkward-skeleton @jackiesarch @madparadoxum @indorilnerevarine @shadowglens @purplehairsecretlair @nightwingshero @fourlittleseedlings @strangefable @kyber-infinitygems @theresaruggedroad @shegetsburned @roofgeese @jacobseed and YOU!

the whore

sure, sex is pleasurable and fun, but do you really think doing the nasty in the middle of a haunted house is smart? there's a murderer out there and you're taking off your clothes which is REALLY ill-advised. you could get tetanus! you seem to be under the impression that you're in a romcom or softcore porno, not a horror movie, and that's a lethal mistake to make.

bestie is literally dating a serial killer so yeah. checks out.

the asshole

it's not really clear why you have such a massively shitty personality, but for whatever reason, you make it your mission to get on everyone's bad side. everything out of your mouth seems to be perfectly engineered to piss everyone off and your every move is stupid as hell. Secretly, everyone is hoping you get shanked first.

this one surprised me at first but. I mean. she is hated by everyone and she's doing stupid shit all the time just to piss people off

the final girl

congrats, you're the one who makes it to the end. your instincts, paranoia, and/or pure fucking stubbornness guide you every bloody step of the way. when the dawn finally breaks, you're the last one left standing. sure, it cost you friends and loved ones and you're going to have one hell of a therapy bill, but at least you're alive.

she's the only one who makes it to the end but is it something to congratulate her for? hmm doubt

the tragic hero

you are the good guy who just cannot catch a break. your life just fucking sucks, frankly. one day, you have friends, family, hobbies you enjoy, maybe even a dog. and then, something happens that sets off this never-ending chain reaction of bullshit and it all gets swept away from you in a heartbeat. all your friends are dead now and you might be alive but god at what cost.

the first two sentences are already enough to describe her life. she really is the cleaning lady of hc

#oc: yuna neuer #oc: zoiya #oc: shireen oqir #oc: laurie devin #tag game #haven't done one of these in a while #i am hissing at some of these questions but the results are nice regardless #sad that no one got the killer result tho

[koisher]

clouds of the day #4

#haven't done one of these in a while #vv post

[mistpurpl3]

My friend wanted me to draw this semi-realitstic eye of Kurama(?) He's from anime Naruto (I didn't watch it yet) so what do u think? ^^

#anime #anime fanart #naruto #kurama #naruto kurama #fanart #semirealistic #? #haven't done one of these in a while #lol #I'm taking requests #if you want #then give a comment #of random fnaf character #im bored

[savage-rhi]

✨House Keeping✨

I have a backlog of writing requests going to April of 2023. I'm going to tidy up the inbox, and try to churn out 1-2 writing drabbles a week.**

You may continue to send in writing requests either on or off anon. Keep in mind I do these on my own time at my own leisure.

You may send me stuff that isn't drabble or writing related. You can pop in and say hi and I'll respond when I have the spoons and or hit points.

You may send me fanfic you are working on or stuff you'd like me to read. You may request feedback. Like with drabbles, I will do this on my own time at my own leisure unless we agree on another arrangement.

We can totally geek out over fandom or blorbo stuff together. I am never opposed to that, especially regarding theories.

I will be adding Stripe to my tumblr page to give folks another option to donate for drabbles and such aside from Ko-Fi and CashApp.

I am still working out how I can have a sustainable writing platform on Ko-Fi and also support my art (which I'm getting back into). I don't have a time frame at the moment.

Friendly reminder: if you don't like the content I post, the way I interact within fandoms, etc. you are free to block. There's no need to waste your energy sending hate when you can be having fun and enjoying your blog space.

You are more than welcome to tag me in things especially if you think it's something I'll like.

This time of the year is excruciating for me due to chronic pain and disability. Writing and general movement has been extremely difficult. I appreciate your patience.

I love you 💙 thanks for being here and sharing this experience with me.

**I have graduate studies and work. I may be unable to fulfill 1-2 drabbles a week due to my time constraints.

#house keeping! #haven't done one of these in a while #also big shout out to everyone that's been reblogging and liking my older drabbles and fanfics #thank you for spreading my work around! #ya'll the real mvps

[displayheartcode]

swimming lessons at shell cottage. late evenings spent in the hammock with cups of tea. flying together in the apple orchard. hands reaching for each other under the covers. sharing terrible poetry and unsent letters. staying up late as they talk about everything. playing cards in rooms full of sunlight. love is planting seeds and watching them grow.

another love story between hp and gw

#harry potter #hinny #ginny weasley #ficedit #haven't done one of these in a while #some sources say daisies mean loyal love and healing #something something in every universe they fall in love #even when one is a heroine who is learning how to put herself together again #and the other is a force of blazing sunlight in the shape of a person #i'm stuck on this fic but have an edit in the meantime #pic #hinnyedit