#he laying there like a bitch

[overlordinavoid]

So, i was trying to find a wallpaper and after some searching i failed in finding anything

i was sad, so very sad, that i was about to go into a deep sleep(i was gonna write ya know the original thing i was gonna do)

then i remembered, that i can make it myself! so that is what i did and thought i might share

Wallpaper 1

this is of wilbur soot's newest album, Mammalian sighing reflex

Wallpaper 2 same thing as the last but i call this one the shiny card one

this is what happened when i let my creativity have no bounds

#i need sleep #wallpaper #i made these #use them if you want #wilbur soot #wilbur soot music #mammalian sighing reflex #he laying there like a bitch #gonna start making these #and treating them like pokemon cards

[homkamiro]

can you draw fem scout and dad spy pls?? I think it's going to be fun 🤣

That's a really nice thought!!! And a funny dynamic

#i think he would treat a bit better than original scout #since it's his only daughter #but will bitch around her and maybe avoid here even more cause she reminds him so much of her mother #will absolutely kick ass if anyone lays eyes on her not kidding #i like to think that at first femscout was really jealous of miss pauling #and only after that developed her feelings #sapphics appreciation #team fortress 2 fanart #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 scout #tf2 femscout #tf2 spy #dadspy

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

been wanting to scribble them as this meme for a while

#in my mind poppy and howdy are taking notes off-screen #tried to emulate like... old psa's and such #where the color is kinda burned and the lines are Off and the video quality is slightly weird #i think i mildly succeeded. emphasis on Mildly #littol guy.... #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #wally darling #barnaby b beagle #god i love these two.... the sillies.... #theyre so Character #barnaby though. have i mentioned that hes a bitch to draw (affectionate) #started this yesterday and spent way too long trying to get his proportions and such even somewhat presentable #not to mention drawing him on all fours. that is Not a perspective i scribble often #big guy. very Shaped. would kill to lay on him like a giant beanbag

[kaykoko]

AMAZING to know that Guillermo under an influence becomes one of those drunk college girls who can't stop saying she loves people. Also getting the vibes that if he could drunk text Nandor how much he loved him he would lol

#wwdits spoilers #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #wwdits fx #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits guillermo #im talking #him being all giggly and saying how much he loves everyone...hes deadass just like me when im drunk #wanting to lay down and talk about how much you love everyone when ur under an influence? thats bad bitch behavior actually 💅🏼 #I love im so much its stupid!!!! #him being like But you know who i love the most?☺ ...Nandor🤭☺☺😚😊😊🥰🥰🥰🥰💞💞💞 lol girl he wants him so bad!!!!

[thankstothe]

#house md #james wilson #13 #thirteen #remy hadley #hilson #gregory house #in spirit #screencap #s06e16 “Lockdown” #13 laying it on thick for this repressed bitch #he will not get it girl #great episode #its like several bottle episodes in one #also forcing characters who rarely interact to do so #and it's visually striking #delicious

[vialdovi-artstuff]

No, they cant

#my art #doodles #sketch #mk1 #mk1 fanart #mk1 havik #havik #dairou #reiko #sub zero #mk1 reiko #these ships are so funny to me #like u got 2 very strict/militar men with very stoic behaviour laying eyes in the most unhinged mf in mk #he got the bad boy attitude and he is pulling bitches lmao #i dont even know if their ships got names #forgot sub zero name is bi han

[jinstronaut]

get to know me : bts edition

2 / 7 solo tracks → epiphany

#bts #bts emeto #btsgif #armysource #dailybangtan #purplearmynet #applejinie #trackofthesoul #jin #kim seokjin #epiphany #ksjedit #*** #*gtkm #KIM SEOKJIN THE MAN YOU ARE I WOULD LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU #besides the fourth gif sending me into cardiac arrest fully this song means? the world? to me???? #im the one i should love !!!! in this world !!!!! yes bitch self love is so important !!!!! #jin's songs are my favorite because they always give such a deep message and his voice is full of so much Emotion #esp when he sings this song live... you can Feel it. and it always always Always makes me teary eyed like damn #the power he has... the talent.. #the MIND on this man. simply i love him

[dailykugisaki]

Day ninety-five | id in alt

Long time no Nanami💥

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #nanami kento #i hate his fuckass tie but like anything for the cool man who cares bad #she likes the fit nanami has but she glares at the tie he has sometimes but it eventually grows onto her like a fucking parasite #also idk how yall sukuna likers do it idk how yall like this man because its so hard for me not to roll my eyes at anything he does #trust me im not biased i roll my eyes at Gojo and co too #i just idk. i feel like ive gone through somebody with a personality like sukunas before and i just want to push him into a black hole #buckets aggression is showing #anyway back to Kugisaki! #she exaggerates the image of nanami a lot but i feel like she'd respect the guy y'know #thats a whole apt teacher dawg #also Nobaras drink...she does like popular shit but i feel like her actual tastes lay with more like refreshing stuff if that makes sense #maybe it could be a little sour #idk she doesn't seem like the weirdo that drinks horrible sweet shit but she would put like an energy drink in that shit #she woll die before she's dehydrated and from experience #sweets dehydrate a bitch #hitting nanami with the melanin beam #i fucking giggled while writing the image description im fucking done for‼️ #Kugisaki would fucking preen at praise from nanami because in her head nanami is probably a massive hardass #yes i like drawing hands

[bachirasbodyguard]

I can not actually deal with this mf, lord help me 😭😭😭😭

Nomura what kind of shit are you smoking nowadays 😭😭

#COME GET YO DOG BITCH #it don't bite #YES IT DO #WHY IS HE LIKE THIS #the barking is insane #i really like this dude #a goblin who decided to be a pro footballer #but I can't physically lay my eyes on him oh lawd #blue lock ch 216 #don lorenzo

[residentgayguy]

Not a genius who's borderline a criminal mastermind and a man with a literal god inside of him getting stumped over some unconcious guy who doesn't wake after a few pokes and prods and basically giving up to stare at him while he lays like a shrimp on the floor

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd sigma #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #hes just laying there while these two idiots stare at his limp body like?? #prodigies my ass #like not chuuya just standing like a bad bitch and thinking its doing anything

[perilegs]

as you can see, keekki is a bit groggy but he was soo brave while getting an x-ray today

#he got a limp tail and i was so worried he's going to die or something but it was ''just'' his spondylosis #this bitch has a bad spine. dogshit kidneys. fiv. but he's still sparkling on! #aka he's not like in pain and his life is still good #but my poor guy got some milder than normal sedatives for the xray due to the prementioned dogshit kidneys #and i feel like i'm babysitting a drunk toddler #he was walking around getting into every crevice he could find #the pyramid in the 2nd pic? it's in a weird place bc he has never in his life even touched it before now #luckily keekki did calm down a bit and now he's sleeping on my lap #or well. not as much laying as half sitting half standing with his head and one (1) leg on my lap

[azureblooet]

I feel like any human-ish Nariander design requires long hair because you know this bitch would be somberly hair flipping and having it fall dramatically around him like a anime character.

Like this bitch is SUCH a dramatic turnaround user.

(Also the veil working in tandem and as a sort of also hairband feels rad to me)

#azure’s bullshit #cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #like also the lamb having more solid and less flowey hair works in contrast #like the lamb tackling this bitch to the grownd only to be worried for him as his hair is splayed around them??? scrumptious that is #like how everyone has the fleece dramatically layed out whenever they draw them laying down #and like the hair flowing behind him as he moves? #also this way the lamb can give him hair bands and practical bandanas which he begrudgingly uses #like how the new veil is always a gift from the lamb? that eats lets add more things like that #this way both him AND the lamb have physics objects which can billow in the wind and when moving #also this way we can give aym and baal similar but not identical hair types which is probably shorter #fellas is it gay for your designs to mirror eachother and have overlapping elements and accessories? #maybeee~

[drbtinglecannon]

I still see people talk about this Darius clip. It is a funny quick image right before a serious scene, but I'm also surprised I haven't seen anyone else make the same conclusion I did when it first aired

I saw this and immediately thought he was glaring up at the CATTs sign

It's literally the only thing in the direction he's standing in, the slow pan down showed it first and foremost, he's openly bitched about the name multiple times, and here he is standing there right in front of the wall it's hung high up on (which also now that I think of it, HE probably had to put the sign up there himself given it's location & his magic type is best suited for that out of all the CATTs. Oh that'd be so funny, new HC accepted, I love Darius suffering over benign shit 💜). I know his head isn't really angled up but he looks far enough away from the wall he can probably see the sign just by glancing up

Anyway, he looks like an NPC just itching for you to approach so he can say his One (1) line of dialogue all about how much he hates the name "The CATTs" before returning to just standing there aimlessly until the cut scene starts. I adore this man.

#toh #darius deamonne #toh meta #the owl house #clouds on the horizon #i just think darius spending that little prep time before the meeting having nothing else to do (cuz eda didnt lay the groundwork to send #luz off to save amity yet so he isnt frantically calling hunter like ''hey i have an important mission i can only trust you with & its in #no way a convenient excuse to keep you safe'') but like. glare at the dorky team name like a dramatic bitch is too funny & also v in char #tc posts

[brutal-nemesis]

Goretober III: Hematemesis (Written By Nemesis)

This one funny to me haha Castys so miserable he super loves the @coyotehusk goretober

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Ingredients: chocolate, emeto (blood!), poison, gore, noncon touching that is a little bit more intimate than normal but still unsexy

Today’s restraint of choice was a metal collar around his neck that was chained to the floor, and Castys wasn’t really a fan. Sure, it gave him more freedom of movement than the table or dangling on a hook, but it didn’t really matter when Kuro could pin all of his limbs down and still have her hands free, which was super unfair. And the chain attached to his collar was long enough to allow him to sit up, but he couldn’t stand at all, which he supposed was better than being forced to stand and not able to sit, but still. 

Right now, though, Kuro was sitting across from him, holding out what appeared to be a piece of chocolate. “Here, Castys. You deserve a little treat for being a good boy so far.”

“You know I’m, like, way older than you, right?”

“You’d be surprised,” she laughed. And hey, maybe she was pretty old, too, considering that he didn’t even know what exactly she even was.

He kind of wanted to refuse the chocolate on principle, but he was also not one to turn down a little treat, especially if it was candy. Warily, he took it, watching Kuro as he put it in his mouth, but she just watched him right back, unreadable as ever. The chocolate was good, and it’d been a long time since he’d had something sweet, or any food at all, really, so he tried to savor it, but the longer he kept it in his mouth, the more he started to taste something…odd.

He was a fucking idiot this wasn’t just chocolate of course it was laced with something-But as soon as he tried to spit it out, Kuro pounced on him, pinning his wrists next to his head, her hand covering his mouth. “Swallow, Castys. You deserve it, remember?” Castys tried to squirm free and spit what was left of the chocolate in her face, but Kuro didn’t budge, so he was forced to chew the rest of the chocolate and swallow, since it would just melt in his mouth if he kept it there. “There you go,” Kuro said, stroking his face and causing him to flinch, which of course just made her laugh. It was always so funny to everyone how much Castys hated being touched!

Finally, she got off of him, allowing Castys to sit up and scoot as far away from her as his short chain would allow. “What the fuck was in that?”

“We’ll see, won’t we?” Castys sighed in annoyance and crossed his arms, waiting for whatever stupid drug or poison she’d fed him to take effect. He felt fine at the moment, maybe a little chest pain, but…okay, it was starting to get worse. As time went on, the pain only got sharper, and he started to get nauseous, which wasn’t really unexpected but still not fun. 

Soon enough he really, really had to puke, but Kuro was still sitting there, just staring at him, and he didn’t want to give her the satisfaction. However, his stomach didn’t give a shit about Kuro, forcing him to lurch forward on his hands and knees and vomit. It sounded more…solid than he was expecting, like there were little bits of something in it, but it was hard to tell by looking at the dark puddle between his hands.

Having a Suspicion, he wiped his mouth on the back of his hand, and…yep, that was blood. “What’d you do to me?” he groaned, feeling even worse now that he’d thrown up, like the worst heartburn ever combined with an awful stomachache.

“It’s a special poison that sort of…destroys your stomach lining,” Kuro said lightly. “So your stomach acid is digesting you from the inside right now. I want to see if it’ll get fixed when you die.”

“It won’t.” Castys gave up and laid down on the cold stone floor, already feeling nauseous again. Well, this sucked ass. The acid was gonna eat through him no matter how many times he died until it…ran out? Did acid run out? Probably. Didn’t matter right now, he was gonna puke again, and he was barely able to get upright before even more blood spewed out of his mouth, splattering all over his arms and hands. 

Kuro laughed and picked up a little red chunk of something. “Ooh, I think this is part of your stomach. Looks like little pieces of you are coming up now instead of just blood clots.” Castys didn’t have the energy to reply, just lying curled up on his side as he coughed blood out of his nose and mouth, waiting for the next delivery of corroded bits from inside himself as the world spun out of focus.

He could hardly tell when he’d died or come back to life, the pain never really went away despite him having a stomach lining again since the rogue acid was no longer in his stomach. At some point Kuro tackled him so she could wrench his shirt up and look at the fun shade of purple his stomach area had turned, poking at it with interest. He’d stopped puking now and was just stuck lying there and groaning as his insides turned into soup.

It would stop eventually.

Right?

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#i wrote something #castys #kuro #goretober 2023 #immortal whumpee #gore #emeto #poisoning #noncon touching #bro takes a little treat an-NOT TODAY SUFFER BITCH #kuro is functionally a spider good for her #love that she can pin him down and still have her hands free it's so real #pinning down men is just great the other day my bf was like ''i feel like when we lay down you pin me down 30% of the time'' good. #castys is wearing a collar because when i see him im like PUT THAT BOY ON A LEASH #also i wanted him to be able to be ~on all fours~ as is the theme for this and that was the best restraint for a semi-free roaming Castys #and no im just not going to leave him unrestrained what are you an idiot. he does not deserve free movement #also it's very sexy when he's tied up that's just objectively true #but yeah i just wanted to do gory poison and what's more gory than uh guy digests his own self mmmm #see you next time for kuro's art corner #so SO glad i wrote this whole thing ahead of time i was at my friend's bachelor party for the past two days and im TIRED

[incrediblysincere]

Having a job where i have to interact with coworkers all day has really made me notice how bad my social skills are

#like i like focus HARD on the work and i find it really hard to talk at the same time #which is interesting because i know my family/friends probably think i talk TOO much but its totally different depending on who im around #like if im with friends or people i feel really confortable with i can infodump for half an hour on shit they dont care about #but with my coworkers who are all adult men mostly 10+ years older than me and im laying i completely forget to talk #so with me its either non stop bullshit or just that fluoride stare #i know some coworkers are ok with it but i have at least one who clearly isnt a fan of long silences and tries to make conversation and #i realise i CANNOT hold a conversation with him so i probably come off as super boring #and even went prompted (asked a question) i usually just say Okey like ness and then go silent again #i dont mind that much but then sometimes i think back and im like wow. He was trying to talk to me and i probably came off as really boring #or shy or a stuck up bitch. which i dont think im any of #anyway im the 😐🧍autistic for real

[todayisafridaynight]

arakawa's interchangeability between calling sawashiro 'jo' and 'sawashiro' makes me loco cause i cant really discern when he decides to refer to him as one or the other. except i can.

when it comes to 'professional' matters (i.e. explaining the 'arakawa party' to ichi and explaining the coup against aoki) he refers to him as 'sawashiro'

alternatively, when speaking directly to him and personal matters (i.e. asking ichiban for the two of them to get along) he calls him 'jo' (this literally the same scene as the 'arakawa party' bye you might be able to argue this can be a professional matter too tbh ngl--)

so when arakawa calls sawashiro 'jo' while explaining The Murder to ichi on new years day bitch im going to eat dry wall

#snap chats #damn we're already on the next episode of What Mental Illness Does to a Bitch #most unserious and most unprofessional analytical post ik but. but leave me alone IM DUMB #ignore this post. im being insane. #I KNOW ITS A RUSE AND HE'S LYING THROUGH HIS TEETH BUT STILL... #the emotional distress is real... bro said 'nah i cant use workplace names anymore i smoked an entire pack this morning' #DUDE HAD BOOZE AND CIGS FOR BREAKFAST he on that daigo-y2k diet 😭 #like it doesnt matter who killed suzu one of his lovelies is going to jail that day 😭 #throwing up sorry.... what does it all mean.... why you calling him jo rn... im delusional sorry... #'snap no shit this is a pretty personal instance' I KNOW BUT THIS IS FRAMED MORE AS A CLAN MATTER THING OPPOSED TO A PERSONAL PROBLEM #YK WHAT I MEAN ?? like emphasis is being put on the downfall of the clan opposed to arakawa's personal feelings about losing jo #or. ''''''''losing jo'''''''''' #i need to lay down and be normal for five seconds. thats what this all means. #EW TOMORROWS FRIDAY MY MOMS HOME nvm mental illness is full-speed i need every distraction possible