I love how "the cold, calculated demeanor of someone not to fuck with" is either interpreted as Arthur looking like a wet cat and John lying out of his noncorporeal ass to manipulate him or Arthur looking like a trembling Chihuahua, but also the feral kind of Chihuahua that will bite off your fingers given the chance
jason is so protective but like the type where he gets bothered when he feels like you’re being disrespected even if it is normal fun teasing by friends and you don’t mind he still doesn’t like it to go on too long and he swears it’s different when he messes with you because he knows he would never, could never disrespect you
Y. E. S.
Here’s the thing: Jason will mess with you all day long the SECOND someone else does it? They’re on his hit list. He’ll call you a bitch as a joke like “bitch, what the fuck are you doing?”
But if someone else says it like “don’t be such a bitch”, even if it is a joke, he will snap his head 90 degrees to glare into their soul until they apologize.
And if it was a joke, you’re like “no! it was funny!” And they’ll be staring over your shoulder at Jason who is doing the cut throat gesture.
They’ll keep apologizing until you catch on and turn around to look at Jason. Your friend watches Jason’s face go from “I’ll bury you piece by piece, starting with you still alive” to “omg my sweet princess! I’m so happy you’re here! I love you!”
And they watch in horror, thinking you’ll never believe them, but you say “Jay, c’mon. We’ve talked about this.” And he hangs his head like a shameful puppy. Puppy eyes and everything until you forgive him.
I know Sam is way more chill in his audio but I couldn’t get the idea of Dexx trying to fly out the door to murder a leech and Sam has to yank ‘em back using vamp speed.