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l3viat8an · 2 months

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Camboy!Mammon he’s so confident on camera and with that cocky smirk of his donations come rolling in so fast he can’t keep up with all the grimm he’s making >_<

Nsfw!

Mammon is so confident in front of the camera, his streams would be sooo hot~!!!

He’s got a simple set up for streaming, nothing too special just some warm lighting and a camera facing his bed or couch depending on his mood.

Mammon takes things as slow as he can, unbuttoning a few buttons of his shirt after every donation, before it comes all the way off.

Other times he starts streams in only boxers or sweatpants on, no boxers under the sweatpants tho- and he’s going to tease his viewers.

Running a hand over the hard outline of his cock and biting his lip as he watches the tips roll in, sighing in relief as he pulls himself out of his sweats, thick and heavy in his hand…still maintaining a leisurely pace followed by light touches and soft groans, all made to keep his viewers entertained~

Rubbing his thumb against a prominent vein running along the side of his cock, the motion urges out more pre-cum, dribbling out in a thick stream, edging himself. It seeps in between his fingers, thin strands webbing. It’s messy, so fucking messy- and the camera loves it!!!

Mammon’s always talking too, jerking his cock and saying how he wishes ‘you’ the viewer ofc <3 was there, touching him, lettin’ him feel ya, lettin’ fill ya up- the tips roll in so much faster when he sounds a little desperate!!!

Whining about how his hand isn’t as good as ‘yours’, he needs your help to cum, needs ya to tip him realllll good to finally push him over the edge.

Having to choke back the moan of your actual name that almost leaves his lips when he cums…

Being the camera closer and covering the lens in his cum, chuckling a bit as he wipes it off. Telling you to look at the mess he made for ya….right before he shuts off the stream.

If only he knew that you really were watching-

#1 am thots~#camboy au #camboy! mammon #I’ve having sm mammon brainrot rn so this was fun 🤭#obey me!#obey me mammon #obey me mammon x reader #obey me mammon smut #obey me smut #smut #x reader #mammon x reader #om! smut #om! mammon #om!#obey me #mams <333

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baechira-is-my-love · 1 year

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blue lock boys when you bring home a stray kitten

hii again >_< i'm a huge cat person!!! so i wrote these headcanons about how bllk boys would react if you bought home a cute lil kitten! i would personally prefer a ragdoll/persian mixed kitten but most of the strays here are tabbies!! anyways i don't mind since i love all cats 💕💕💕

also thank you sooo much for my last post!! even tho it was my first post i received a lot of reactions <333 ilysm guys!

this includes: isagi, bachira, rin, sae

gn reader!!

Isagi:

You come home, after a harsh and tiring day of work

with a smol surprise :3

"Hey baby, I'm back home. Where are you, Yoichi?"

As soon as he enters, he sees the little kitten in your arms.

boy rlly said ":00000"

he rushes to you, taking a look at the kitten in your arms.

the kitten hissed at him obviously as a defense mechanism.

"it's okay, baby" you cooed at the tiny kitten as you held it closer to your chest.

"i found it on the streets, poor thing was roaming around, crying for food!"

you eventually get the kitten to like yoichi

you go to the store and buy lots of cat food

bath with the kitten and isagi!! <333

"interrupt my play time and i'll interrupt your breathing"

sometimes when you're not paying much attention to yoichi (cuz of ur cat) he'll try to grab ur attention

but he gets scratched instead lol

Bachira:

One day, you both were on a date to the park.

You heard some meowing nearby, and decided to go check it out.

Bachira decided to tag along with you.

There, you saw a hurt kitten

It was so thin!

So you decided to take it in! <333

Bachira ended up getting scratched 7 times, but hey! we bagged the baby!!!

on your way back, you bought some cat food <33

as soon as you got home, you both gave the kitty a bath to get it cleaned up

you both made sure to always give it lots of love and care

eventually it warmed up to u both <333

bachira would always play w it after he came back from his practice sessions!

and show it off to everyone!

Rin:

would question god

"what is that?"

would glare at the kitten

which was safely cuddling in your arms

"it's a baby cat, rinnie!" you said with a small pout.

"why would you need to bring it here?"

"it was lost on the streets! it's still a baby, rin! how can it survive alone???"

he seriously doubts if the kitten actually likes you

but no

he rong

it likes you very much!!!

in fact

it never leaves you!! you have to forcefully lock it out of the bathroom when u bath or use the washroom

and u gotta hear its sad cries :(((

but he! he's frustrated with that stupid useless animal!

he doesn't even get any attention, he's so jealous!

Sae:

one fine day, he came home from practice.

but instead of your warm hugs, he found himself face-to-face with a tiny kitten!! <3333

he looks at it quizzically.

"baby, a cat is at the doorstep. is it a stray?"

you poked your head out of the living room

and you explained how u found it so hungry at ur doorstep!

and it was so thin, the poor thing just needed some food!

so you took it in

and rushed to the grocery to buy some food for it

he seriously doubts whether you can actually take care of a living, breathing animal

turns out, he's right.

you function on half a braincell (like me)

so instead he does 90% of the job

buying food, cleaning the litter box, playing with it, giving it a good scrub, feeding it, taking it for a walk

you always try your best to help him

but alas, he shoots death glares at you

kinda opposite of what happened w rinnie

the baby gets too attached to sae

if u guys have an argument you're definitely getting scratched

after seeing sae act lovey-dovey with you, the cat eventually grows to like you

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wendytestabrat · 5 months

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SRSLY THO who tf just throws away and wastes an entire burger & fries meal. i’m telling you EATING DISORDER CONFIRMED. which i’m starting to notice in sooo many scenes when they’re at lunch kyle is the only one who doesn’t touch his food. it def adds a layer to depth on why it bothers kyle sm that cartman is fat. he’s mad and jealous af bc cartman is out of shape af but he still has confidence in himself and total rizz while kyle is all thin and good looking but he’s still insecure and thinks poorly of himself. he deadass thought he was the ugliest kid in school so yeah it wouldn’t surprise me if kyle has body image issues too so he’s just projecting all of his fears abt being fat onto cartman.

#south park #KYMANRANTGARBAGE #kyman

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binch-i-might-be · 7 months

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just thought of an au for thin ice verse and i wish to share it lol

so like

before alex joined washington’s aides, he was asked by greene and knox right? so like wHAT IF HE SAID YES TO EITHER OF THEM

AND THEN GREENE/KNOX HAD A MEETING WITH WASHINGTON AND THEIR AIDES WERE THERE

AND ALEX WAS JUST SITTING IN THE ROOM AWKWARDLY AVOIDING EYE CONTACT WITH WASHINGTON WHILE HE IS JUST SOOO MAD

ANON THIS MADE ME HOWL

Gwash is completely checked out of whatever they're discussing and just glares with the fury of a thousand suns at his STUPID IDIOT SON

meanwhile Alex is sitting somewhere across the room from him and hasn't looked in his direction Once. he's shuffling through some papers and Inconspicuously Holds Them Right In Front Of His Face The Whole Time. no reason for that tho!

#HELP I'M YELLING #this is so funny god bless #thin ice 'verse #ask #anon

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canonically47 · 4 months

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Share the Disventure Camp thoughts Geo. Also, now that you've seen both seasons, what are your All Stars predictions?

oliver was one of the best parts of the season and i loved him so much ohhh the skrunkle

aiden & james were my favorite characters i think! <333 i really liked their development i love gay people i screamed at their first real kiss

it took a while for me to get used to every character because of their mics and acting. some of the acting was not believable at all and was the reason i dislikes some characters for a bit (cough rosa maria cough) before eventually warming up to them. it’s clear they improved a lot and found better actors for season 1. i’m curious how the S2 actors will be in S3.

maggy was genuinely annoying and not just because of her voice. sorry :(

lake was amazing!! i loved her arc!

connor was a good guy and i liked him, but i wouldn’t have brought him back for all-stars and i definitely wouldn’t have paired him with riya. that 21 year age gap is not looking good.

I LOVED HUNTESSALLY SO MUCH OH MY GOD THEY ARE EVERYTHING TO ME POLY REPRESENTATION IN MEDIA IS THE BEST STOP I WILL CRY OMGMGMGMGGM why are they fighting in the S3 opening. someone save me. huntessally stay strong. STAY STRONG!!!!!

WHY IS YUL YELLOW 💀 also i hated his ass “a latina stealing why doesn’t that surprise me” NAH MF YOU CANNOT BE REDEEMED I’M SORRY MAN YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN 💀

anyone wanna talk about how weird some challenges were? no? like making people kiss other people just for a challenge? i know it’s fiction but? what if someone is uncomfortable with it? yk? my aro ass couldn’t watch most of those scenes like ik it was to make some ships kiss and probably appeal to the fans but nah. you lost me brah. and outing aiden (while not specifically saying his name but yk) like. wow. this is. not fun! weird episodes

karol fuck you

riya, thin ice, i like you for your assholery but leaving aiden hanging left ME hanging as a fan of both. sadge

ally should’ve been a scene kid that’s all i came here to say

fuck you yul hope ur the first boot of S3

why was nina there. /vvvneg

now for predictions/wishes:

YUL FIRST BOOT WOOHOO 💯💯💯 /hj

if i don’t get gabellie & tessally alliance i will actually cry myself to sleep for those entire ten months the show will be airing i mean it guys i’m so fucking serious /j

alec and fiore need to make up or i will actually go bonkers and die

yul first boot

trevek do gay shit & krystal breaks them apart every time because they’re so cringe every time they flirt or something not in the high school couple way but just sooo fucking bad at flirting that it is physically damaging to everyone around them

nina dies in a fire YAY!!! WOOHOO!!! PARTY!!! (seriously she was the most annoying gimmick of the season hope she just disappears and its not brought up ever)

maybe. if connor is there. and he gives advice. he can give alec and fiore advice. right. right guys. I MISS MY FATHER-DAUGHTER DUO OKAY WAAAAAAA

jake will be a fucking idiot and hate aiden for NO reason because he is a fucking idiot. love him tho but i was hoping he wouldn’t be as insecure in s3 like girl get a therapist cmon

if i don’t get james-tom friendship.......

miriam early boot 😞 sorry queen 😞 i got this feeling 😞 inside my bones 😞

ashley early boot (pleasepleaseplease WHO ASKED FOR HER TO BE HERE i wanted nick or kai back so bad omfg)

this is more based on a fanart i saw but fiore should totally terrorize aiden and aiden just hates her ass

i want the teams to form then switch a bit so that there’s both s1 and s2 contestants on both teams bc wdym the teams are s1 and s2. thats the worst decision yet and the season hasnt even started

#disventure camp #disventure camp season 1 #disventure camp season 2 #campamento desventura #disventure camp all stars #odd nation cartoons

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snock-ock · 1 year

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1994 Doc Ock

Raimi Doc Ock

\<_<\ Maybe1994Venom?

(Ignoreifheisn'tahyperfixation)

OK SO! Sorry for only getting to this now, I forgot about this and found it half finished in my notes app today lol 💀💀 here are some headcanons tho, I don't know too much about venom sadly so I might get back to writing some later but I can't promise!

NOW. Where do I even start.

(I wasn't sure what hcs you would like so I just went with things that came to my mind!)

1994 Otto my beloved.

- Not much of a hc but ohhh I believe he's so easy to fluster. One little compliment and he's beet red and totally forgets what he was talking about! Stuttering and glasses fogging up, this man doesn't know how to handle affection!

- He'd probably ramble a litte about his inventions if you're someone he's okay with having around. He's so into it, he only notices after ten minutes of science talk! Probably crosses his arms and coughs, totally trying not to act like he's embarrassed.

- Probably........such a goofball on the inside. He's all tough and a crazy villain, there's no way he's soft!.........but I think he'd be if you'd get to know him a little better! Give him one little thing you own and don't see as important AND YOU KNOW he'd use it as a lucky charm or something....it would be always on his desk!!!

- Would probably......wear pretty turtlenecks. This might just be a great headcanon to a turtleneck enjoyer like me but. GOD. He'd look amazing, okay?! He probably didn't really wear them before going villain mode but after that? Ohh boy, it's probably the only kind of shirt he DOES wear when he's not in his suit. He'd get such an ego boost if he catches you ogling him...

Raimi Otto. What can I say about him that hasn't been said before.

Well there is one thing I've been saving for another post but it fits well to this one so I shall spill :)

- Raimi Otto. Has such a big coat. Humongous. So big and warm with sooo many pockets! It might be a liiittle out of character but I like the idea of him keeping a bunch of stray kittens in them <3

- He just found them one day while trying to hide from the public- they're wet and cold and look a little too thin for his liking. He might not be the good man he was before but he still has a heart. - He decides to keep them, only temporarily until he's sure he can safely transport them to one of the windows of the shelter. In the meantime they give him the best company he had in weeks. Lots of little friends walking around his desk, exploring. More than once did an actuator have to catch one of them and put them in one of the coat pockets when they tried to jump off the desk.

- He'd be all soft with the kittens, smiling to himself when they're doing something silly or gently patting them when they're napping on some papers. He'd definitely flinch a little if you call out for his name... normally the actuators would immediately alert him if something or someone would approach him but soft moments like that bring him back to a simpler time.

Hope these were nice to read! Headcanon or scenario requests (no nsfw) are open so feel free to shoot me an ask and I'll try my best to write to em!

#doc ock #otto octavius #doctor octopus #spider-man #doc ock headcanons #headcanons #doc ock x reader #raimi doc ock #1994 doc ock

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oldsargasso · 2 months

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You have had your hands full! Don’t worry I have ENDLESS fanon thoughts so I will do my best to keep your ask box company 😌

Yes the advantage of feeding ourselves is we get to pick the menu!! I am CERTAIN at this point that Garfield and Benz simply pulled this ship out of thin air and made up their own headcanons to fill in for their lack of screentime LMAO. And NO YOU HAVE NOT TOLD ME ABOUT THIS WIP!! HOOKUPS FOLLOWED BY BETRAYAL?? BY TONY’S TOTALLY NORMAL PA?? YES PLEASE. I am basically eagerly awaiting everything you write at this point. AND YES KENTA IS INVESTED! How can his new boyfriend keep his visa if the team’s funding gets cut? Tragic.

This is why Kim is the realest to me. He asked for none of this and just rolled with the punches when most ppl would have either kept their heads down or fucked off. Objectively The Best. (SHFKFKFJJD Try telling Kim that Tony is his new owner—see how that goes down 😆)

(You are so right as always. Kim deserves ppl kneeling at his feet.)

Double offenses against us specifically, I’ll never recover. I’LL NEVER FORGIVE THEM IF WE DON’T EVENTUALLY GET SOME SORT OF FOLLOW-THROUGH! But yes supportive bf Kenta, it’s absolutely canon, he was definitely lurking in the stands somewhere.

Winner is so iconic and I love him… (multiple timelines running in our heads to carry all of the five hundred ships this show has provided)

Please give me ALL of your thoughts about collars, I beg of you, I live for this. Kenta would ABSOLUTELY be wearing his on the regular—he needs that reassuring weight under his shirt (totally normal about it saying “Kim’s” or smth similar on the tag). Like he’s fine with being a dog as long as it means he’s a beloved pet who doesn’t get cast aside! And Winner is ABSOLUTELY the type to bitch about a collar. He prob tried to make fun of Kenta for being collared (gets almost stabbed for it), but also passive aggressively moans about “Where’s MY present?” and then bitches about the collar when he DOES get it. And I’m SCREAMING HE DESERVES TO BE MUZZLED he’d be so cute… And Dean would look SO pretty in his collar (when is he NOT pretty tho lbr). PLEASE feel free to go on about what they look like! Kim can carry the keys to the collars around his neck 😌

I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE FICS! The KentaDean one is basically written just for the two of us. “The system works” LMFAO RESTORATIVE JUSTICE IN ACTION? Dean thinks he’s being SUBTLE but he has the BIGGEST puppydog expression when he wants something, like he emotes SO much in comparison to Kenta and Kim.

“He’s not a narcissist he’s just oblivious” ahdjfjf OUR BELOVED DUMBASS LOSER… I love the way he was as Tony’s henchman, like “I’m gonna be SUCH a good evil henchman my parents told me I was basically overqualified for this job—you want bodyguards? I’ll GET you bodyguards. I let those guys escape but I TOTALLY foiled their little scooby-doo plot because I am the BEST henchman. I’m SOOO much better than Kenta you know like fuck that guy and his stupid handsome eyes-“ Again it’s like… he gives himself so much affirmation he doesn’t need it from others; it’s just attention he wants. He’s SO interesting! And I love the contrast of Kim’s response to Tony being “Absolutely NOT” while Winner’s is “Absolutely YES” they should fuck about it, for our enjoyment.

I’M PLACING MY BETS ON THE MV COMING OUT THIS FRIDAY (prob late evening for you?). I think they’ll save the more emotional ones for after the fanmeet next week (unless they’re only doing one MV drop a month in which case haha catch me lying deceased on the floor!)

HOW COULD YOU BREAK MY POOR LITTLE HEART LIKE THIS?? DEAN HAVING SOMETHING WITH KIM (A FRESH START) ONLY TO END UP FEELING LIKE HE’S BEEN REPLACED… AGAIN… WHY DO WE KEEP PUTTING HIM IN SITUATIONSHIPS AND THEN MAKING HIM FEEL REJECTED. I’M HURTING 😭😭😭 I feel like having Kim’s attention would be so fulfilling? Rewarding? That the slight absence of it is like the sun going out. DEVASTATING (and DELICIOUS for me). But Pete just dropping Kenta off like Kim is running a doggy daycare is hilarious dkfjehshf I have this mental image of Pete carrying Kenta by the scruff of his neck?? And Dean is self-destructing while Kim is just. Unfazed about all of it! Dean wants him to be jealous, meanwhile Kim is like. “It’s physically impossible to be jealous of Winner. But if he hurt you, if he forced you, if you hated it, that’s a different conversation.” I just really need someone going to bat for Dean. There’s something to explore about the difference between possessiveness (what Dean wants or thinks he wants) and protectiveness (what Kim will actually provide).

I will send you five million more words about my ideas once you’ve had a chance to read the fic, since it expounds a lot on what I mentioned before and also just my feelings about our doggies. Also I’ve got like, various heat scenarios to talk about as well!

honestly Garfield and Benz are throwing themselves into this ship with no reservations. I hope they get cast in another show together clearly they deserve to make out on camera like they want 😌

I'm honestly like. mad about that fic lmao I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote a whole bunch of it in my notes app and then when I woke up the next day I CLOSED THE NOTES WITHOUT SAVING. devastated. have to start from scratch. BUT now I'm like. it would probably work better from Kim's POV? but then I'd have to rewrite this which I really like lol :(

When Mr Tony had told Kenta to organise for Kim to be picked up from the airport and taken to the hotel, he definitely hadn't meant for Kenta to do the chauffeuring himself. But finding the loopholes in Tony's orders was how Kenta managed his life these days, so he was waiting in Arrivals in his usual black suit with a printed sign at 6pm the following Tuesday, surrounded by a group of men attired and be-signed much the same. Which was probably why Kim didn't give Kenta a second glance as he walked up. No big deal; Kenta’s used to being overlooked. “K’Kim?” he asks in polite confirmation, although he recognises Kim very well from the photographs he’s studied. Kim gives him a nod. This time he takes a good look at Kenta, sharp eyes sweeping from his carefully styled hair down to his perfectly shined shoes.

anyway then they go to Kim's hotel room and hook up and it starts from there.

Kim in the last few episodes is the BEST. he's just like "time fro breakfast! sure I'll chase down a teenager for a phone. sure I'll come along and beat up Winner in a funky jacket. sure I'll join your racing team and adopt north and sonic as my babies."

I NEED A FOLLOW UP I NEED A SPECIAL EPISODE OR A SEASON TWO. I hope we get something, even tiny crumbs, from the fanmeeting coming up. until it happens I can live in hope lmao.

!!! NOT THE KEYS THAT'S PERFECT!!! oh for sureee Kenta wears his basically all the time. its definitely black leather, right? he has a day collar something like this. or it says return to owner with Kim's details!! and then he has a more substantial collar for when they're at home, with rings for attaching a leash or ties to. yessss Winner. he doesn't care about it but also he should be given presents especially if other people are getting presents! I feel like his collar is red. probably leather as well. spiked!! or maybe something like a martingale collar so it's fine until someone pulls on it. imagine how pretty something like this would be for Dean though! or was thinking like an actual chain necklace/choker so he can wear it all the time and it's all delicate. I'm just imagining them all at the club or whatever, I think Kim deserves to hook his fingers in Kenta's collar while they're sitting drinking and pull him in until he's practically in Kim's lap. or maybe dancing and Kim tugs Dean's shirt down to show off his neck and Kim's claim.

IT WAS SO GOOD as you could probably tell by the insane comment I left. Dean has NO POKER FACE WHATSOEVER he's so easy to read!! how did he get away with any crimes!

the bad guy mv….DELIGHTFUL. even if it was just singing and dancing I love it with every part of my heart.

we keep putting Dean in this situations because he's….so pretty when he cries and is all emotional. BUT LIKE. Kim's not even stopping anything with Dean! in my head he's not even really starting anything with kenta, he's just being supportive and helping the guy integrate into society like a functioning human being. but of course nobody can use their words. Dean alwasy goes from 0-100 INSTANTLY. "It’s physically impossible to be jealous of Winner" LMAOOO. so true. askjfh PAINNNN. Dean definitely thinks he wants possessiveness - I think that's why the polycule works because Kim does offer protectiveness but I think both Winner and Kenat go for possessiveness. Winner because they're HIS things. and Kenta because he's had so little and can't lose any more. Kim is like. "unhealthy! but also…kinda hot." sometimes you just want a dude to go a little bit feral over you. okay.

!!! SEND HEAT RELATED THOUGHTS IMMEDIATELY. we should also talk about designations. I think in the show they're all just. not alphas. but personally I cannot write Winner as anything but an alpha. I tend to go for the other three as betas except for the fics I started early in the show with Kenta as an alpha lol. and I just started messing about with a sci fi au where perhaps Kim's suppressant chip malfunctions and it turns out he's not a beta and now he's about to go into heat in a very cramped ship... but I'm pretty sure I can be convinced any way for these four lol.

#pit babe #pit babe polycule #asks

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marshallzzzxx · 2 months

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I’m gonna answer all of these at once even tho I’m not thin yet

1- cw is 248, I started at 260 (pounds obviously)

2- 5’2, I’m a very short boy and wish I was taller

He’s just very flat chested and I want his arms so bad

4- HAIR LOSS AND EXCESS SKIN. WTF??????

5- it’s just bc I don’t like my weight, yk? I’m (obviously) fat and I want to look better

6- I don’t, binging has never been a problem

7- no and if they did know they’d care but

8- 1 hour and 30 minutes of dancing it’s just fun :pp

9- EVERY SINGLE DAY.

10- takis, so fucking addicted

11- not sure, haven’t been on here since I was much younger

12- as close to nothing as possible and then one small item now and then

13- unhealthy def fuck being fat

14- 102.5!!

15- no and probably not

16- when I was 11 I originally got this disorder but I came back recently, so 2 ish weeks ago? But also a bunch of years ago.

17- yes, an0, have had it for 3+ years

18- TAKIS R SOOO OMG.

19- 2 weeks ago, it’s what triggered me back

20- not sure, I love water fasting + a max of 500 cals tho

21- L-XL in Shirts and XL-XXL in pants, thunder thighs kill me

22- it was like 140 when i was 11? I gained bc I moved in with my mom permanently :p

23- yes, tumblr gets me every time

24- I’m not pro an4, I’m pro rec, but… it’s kinda addicting.

25- I don’t have a gag reflex so no, sigh

26- the body type is just MWA, also being flat

27- just ignore it ig

28- not a big one but yes, something calls me to it

29- anyone can be beautiful except for me

30- 1 I’m a trans guy who uses he/they, 2 my mom is abusive and 600+ pounds, 3 I’m French and my dad lives in France, 4 I have 3 cats, I can’t think of any more

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hitmewithabusposts · 2 years

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Omgg, I love your writing so muchhh😩😩💓💓💓 and I heard that youre currently taking requests and I thin I have one 😘 (no rush tho)

But if you haven't written this yet, can you do one HCs, like what would the guys do if you got injured from a stunt or something. Thank you sooo muchhhhhh💋💋💋🤭🤭💓💓💓💓💖💘💘 I really love your Tumblr acc bttwwwww

Thank you you are so sweet!🫶 and of course!

What the guys would do if you got hurt on set HC’s

Johnny

You finally convinced him to let you do a duo bull stunt with him, after being told “no” repeatedly for the past couple months

You guys called the skit “hide and seek” and would hide behind objects in the bull ring, waiting for the bull to be released. However when this happened, it charged right for the cardboard tree you were behind and next thing you know everything was black.

When you opened your eyes, you felt a large hand holding both of yours in one, and heard the ambulance sirens. “She’s up!” A medic yelled as you confusingly looked around, calming when you saw it was Knox holding your hand.

“Hey sweetheart, hey you’re gonna be alright. I’m not leaving your side” he said softly, holding your hand as the medics began to run tests on you regarding your memory.

You ended up having a gnarly concussion, a broken collar bone, and a couple cracked ribs, but the only time Knox left your side was when the nurses made him so you could get scans and X-rays

“You can go home you know, I think I’m fine I got pain meds” you attempted to joke as he sat on the couch in your hospital room. “I’m not leaving, I’ll sleep right here” he said, standing up and coming over to hold your hand and give you a kiss on the forehead.

“Just crawl up here dumbass” you said, slowly inching your way over to make room for him to cram in beside you on the hospital bed

When you get discharged from the hospital, he makes sure you’re comfortable in bed and makes sure you have everything you could ever need.

“So, wanna retry that stunt when I get cleared?” You asked him one day while watching tv in bed. “You’re insane, sweetheart” he said smiling, and kissed your hand he was holding. “That’s why you like me so much”

Chris

You went with your boyfriend Chris, and steveo to film an episode of wildboyz with them.

However, during a bit when you guys were swimming with sharks, you got bit pretty badly in your leg. Luckily the crew got you up on the boat and to shore fast and you made it to the hospital with only minimal blood loss.

Chris couldn’t go with you in the ambulance, but you heard SteveO and Jeff trying to calm him down as the ambulance doors closed.

When you got to the hospital and got all stitched up, he was allowed in to see you and immediately ran to your side.

“I’m sorry baby, I shouldn’t have let you get in the waters there and-“ “Chris? Hey, look at me? I’m fine, really it’s just a scratch” I said, knowing that was a lie but really, I was fine.

Even tho your leg wasn’t broke, he carried you everywhere, not even wanting to push you in a wheelchair, he’d just scoop you up and carry you to wherever.

“That scars gonna look hot on you baby”

Would kiss it, even tho you told him it was gross.

“I’m so glad you’re okay”

As soon as you left the hospital he flew with you back home instead of staying with Steveo to film the rest of the episode.

When you got home, he was right by your side to help you get around and make sure you were still alright.

You guys would make bad shark puns and jokes as an effort to make light of the situation, and he knew making you laugh would help.

Steveo

4 words of advice for you. Never Drive With Steveo.

You decided to ride with your boyfriend in a golf cart skit you guys were filming for Jackass, but what started off fun ended up with you sitting in the back of an ambulance with a broken leg.

You sat glaring at him, and he just guiltily looked over at you. “I’m sorry babe, really”

You couldn’t stay mad at him, and to be fair everyone was driving recklessly, that was kinda the point of the skit. So you just said “at least we got good footage, please tell me Lance got that on tape”

“There’s my girl at” Steveo said, laughing and scooting closer to you as the ambulance took you to the hospital to get casted up.

As “punishment” for his horrible driving skills, he got to push you around in the wheelchair for a month since you had your leg casted and didn’t wanna use crutches all the time, especially since you insisted on still going to set.

“Need help in the shower babe?” He’d ask you suggestively, but you actually did need help washing around the cast so you couldn’t exactly turn his pervy offer down.

“Next time I’ll let ya drive instead, how’s that sound?” He asked you one day when you guys were sitting in the trailer watching the footage. “Sounds like we have a deal O”

He still felt guilty for crashing the cart, so he’d bring you lunch, dinner, flowers, and even your favorite beer.

Bam

You were out filming some skate stunts with Bam, when you found yourself landing on your ass hard, and catching yourself with your wrist, feeling it snap.

He was screaming at the sight of your disfigured wrist more than you were.

“C’mon man someone else is gonna have to drive her to the hospital” he said holding out the keys to one of the guys, as you sat in the back seat of the car with ice.

Jeff agreed to drive, and Bam sat in the back holding your good hand, nervously eyeing your bent wrist.

When you got it reset and casted up, you told Bam you wanted to try that stunt again.

“No way” he said but in your defense you just told him “what? I’m fine, this should help out if I fall again” to which he just laughed.

He wouldn’t let you skate again until the next week, even tho you weren’t supposed to do anything for another 2 since you still had the cast on.

Offer to bring you ibuprofen and ice whenever, and would sit and wait at physical therapy with you after you got the cast off and had issues with movement.

When you went to visit April and Phil, April would just sigh, laugh, and say “it’s always one of you two”

Dave

You were allergic to bees, and were still around one of the stunts where the guys were messing with: bees.

To be fair, you didn’t tell any of them you were allergic, because you figured they’d mess with you about them, but you figured if you stayed back just far enough you’d be safe…you were wrong.

You felt the sting without even seeing the bee, and your boyfriend Dave notcied your face go white, before quickly turning red,

He rushed over to you, the other guys still running around like morons, oblivious to you and Dave.

“Y/n? What’s wrong?” He asked, definitely concerned by the expression on your face.

“Got stung. I’m allergic” you muttered out, as you started to feel the effects kick in.

“WHAT?” He shouted, startling the others and getting their attention. “You dumbass! Why were you around if you were allergic?”

When the other guys heard “you” and “allergic” they took off sprinting for the medics, who came just as fast with epi-pens.

You quickly administered one to your thigh, feeling your body start to calm down, as all the guys stood silent seeing if you were alright, Lance still filming the whole thing: at least there would be good footage!

“I’m good, I’m good. Can I get a water please?” You asked, as you heard them all take a big sigh of relief. Ryan handed you his water, as they began to part off afyer Lance to watch the footage. Dave however, stood with a sour look on his face.

“Hey grumpy, im alright” you said, poking him. “That could have gone so much worse y/n, what if they didn’t have those epi-pens?” “But they did baby, I’m alright” you reassured him, standing up and walking to him as he placed his hands round your waist and his forehead on yours.

He made you promise to tell him anything you were allergic to, and next time, to not be a dumbass.

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malepresentingleg · 1 year

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A list of Never Let Me Go characters by order of the amount of rights they deserve, decided by me:

Maggie - she was on thin ice at first but quickly proved herself to be the most rights worthy. Actually wants to be Palm's friend and tells him he deserves things, she speaks my mind :').

Palm - he's a total sweetheart, honestly. The only reason I'm deducting points is because he's for some reason in love with a total asshole and he thinks he's really kind ??

Ben - was throwing Nueng under the bus a dick move? yeah sure. But man this boy was just outed and faced with his homophobic dad so??? what the fuck Nueng. Got some points taken because he was sus in his behavior about Palm in the beginning.

Mam (Palm's mom) - it's possible she's too high up here but there are just so many shitty characters sooo. I feel like their relationship should be a lot less casual since she fucking ABONDADNED her child, but at least now she's doing some good parenting with her advice and anger to his dad and gave a semi decent explanation.

Chopper - listen. He could have been placed a lot higher since he's a cutie, and it's not his fault he was born rich I guessss, but he trades fucking bitcoins or something, and some crimes cannot be forgiven.

Aun - I mean. Selling pictures to out people? pretty damn low. Very bad. I have some sympathy bc he said he's poor (tho isn't he in a rich school...? kinda sus).

Chanon (Palm's dad) - he has SOME qualities but jesus please see your son as a fucking person wtf????/

Nueng's dad - I mean, he's dead so that gives him some extra points ig? he seemed nice but he's rich and evil sooo

Tanya (Nueng's mom) - look. I'm glad she loves her son and is not homophobic but she's evil rich and ruins the poor people's lives and says shit like "we didn't do anything wrong it's our land".

Phum - I mean yeah he's an evil bully but maybe Nueng deserved it 👀.

Nueng - entitled bratty rich boy asshole. Started with some sympathy by me bc damn that's traumatizing but there's a limit to how much that excuses. The way he doesn't hold his mom accountable and only cares about her and him, and of course jesus christ the way he treats Palm!!!! Forcing him to be with him and spend time with him, getting him in trouble, shouting at him and blaming him and being completely entitled and asshole-y, and then for some reason being framed as a gentle sensitive soul hello???

Kit (Chopper's dad) - I mean he's the straight-up villain.

#leg is ranting #can you tell what my true feelings are? ._#apologies #honestly this series IS growing on me i swear!!!#and i do adore palm #AND they do actually have good chemistry #but i just hate nuengdiao sooooooooooooooo much #and i hate that palm is so in love with him from the start wtf WHY #WHAT is it that you love??#is it a stockholm syndrome situation?#never let me go #never let me go the series #nlmg #nlmg the series #no spoiler for the new episode bc it's not out yet #never let me go palm #palm pannakorn #not gonna tag the rest bc it's mostly hate

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starvels · 1 year

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oooh fun. do you know [gregory from abbott elementary] i don't like pizza. but! bearing that in mind sknbkjndfbk,

Fun idea tho, recently unfrozen Steve being shown the wonders of the modern world and all its riches. And of course they gotta introduce him to modern pizza! And it’s like… Steve is Not Fond for [insert reason here] and has to go thru what you and Gregory do whenever you say you don’t like pizza.

Many attempts to find the “right” kind of pizza because surely then Steve will like it? ensues I imagine. Made more complicated by the fact that Steve is 1. Always hungry and 2. Does Not Waste Food so it can be hard to gauge if he actually liked something since he finishes it every time, which leads to…

Because the Team orders Pizza so often and the new members WILL start the process all over eventually he “picks” the least offensive kind to him as a “please stop asking”-favourite. Maybe like a thin crust or a veggie pizza or a white pizza or something lol. Maybe he orders wings or a meatball sub if they have it.

desjkfnbdjbn i really am turning into a marvel food blog, huh? is this bc i talk abt cooking so much? (sidecomment, made some fucking ACE banana bread blondies this week goddamn)

'Steve is Not Fond for [insert reason here]': this is fun. steve could hate pizza, sure. here's the reason. it is bc the dough doesn't taste ENOUGH like NYC water. he needs more of that undefinable city juice to make it like he remembers dsfkjbhnkjdbn. he's a disgusting city pigeon, i love him, etc.

'has to go thru what you and Gregory do whenever you say you don’t like pizza.' at he would simply stare into the camera and offer to walk 4 miles to get something else and everyone takes it as silly charming cap.

'it can be hard to gauge if he actually liked something since he finishes it every time, which leads to…' sooo true bestie! it throws off everyone so much! let's all collectively explore this more.

'he “picks” the least offensive kind to him as a “please stop asking”-favourite': for a while he gets on a cauliflower crust kick bc its less offensive until he's remembers he's surrounded by new yorkers and they do Not Partake of Cauliflower Crust which actually makes it worse bc then it's a WHOLE pizza for steve to finish on his own (rip my silly son)

but later, as he gets more 21st century weary, yeah he just eats a cheese slice for appearances, as like, a pregame medicine for an actual meal he has later in the middle of the night bc the whole lie is beginning to feel a bit drawn out and he should have said something years ago but now he's not sure when to. (cue fic abt jan finding him in the kitchen at night making chilaquiles bc he's hungry and she's like, you can have more at dinner, honey and steve is flustered and the truth comes out messily and he's like, a bit silly in trying to explain it and jan somehow takes his 'i don't like pizza' as a, we should get you to try more high end pizzas with stuff like sushi on it and steve's like why would you do that to sushi, i love sushi :( and iron man walks in and is like, just make the pizza here. there's a pizza oven in the back and even though thor broke the pizza peel the other day, i can just lift it out of the oven with my hands and so steve is Resigned and Convinced and Does in fact love cooking at home w the team so he finds some enjoyment in the Process itself but then the truth comes out! bc he tastes it and he's like it's fine. (what i say abt pizza while looking into the camera while people around me are orgasming over greasy tomatoes) and tony and jan press him for details and steve has to say, face in his arms, ears burning, that he misses the kinda rank taste of prewar city watered dough and jan and tony are like oh. well! and steve learns that you can in fact return funky NY flavor to pizza dough if you are friends with enough time travelers or something.

and jan and tony kinda get together and think about the times when steve just sorta ate or drank or accepted something bc he didn't want it to go to waste and it was fine and they think about steve not knowing what he likes and maybe they catch each others' eyes and they say at the same time, 'so, in bed -' 'he doesn't ever say what he wants' and it becomes A Thing that they have to address w steve and then a thing that gradually turns into a very communicative steve-centered threesome and then a relationship OR SOMETHING SDKJNBKJDN)

#I WILL STOP #kjdnsbkjdn #janstevetony #our talk #steve rogers #di's marvel food blog #a legit tag now lol

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the art exhibit itself was really nice!

like, gdfgfd whoever put it together had their salt on display for the immersive traveling van gogh show and the museum’s exhibition was more about like acquisition, industry and sales, like these occupy such completely separate spaces, its baffling how someone can have such a prestigious job but also be a weird baby about other forms of gallery shows, omg that said, there was really cool use of like full wall murals for newspaper clippings were the early showings were reviewed and talked about by art critics, there was a neat bit about ones people thought were van gogh’s but were by a different artist completely lost to time????????????????????????????? there were loaned out ones from like all over the place!! along with the museums actual collection, and there were no guard rails or like those velvet chain thingies, it was just a line of tape on the ground, you could get sooo close to them, one guard stationed in a center room who was really taking his job seriously kept going up to people to tell them to stop gesturing into the painting, cause people would go up to the line and point, and i know how this sounds but i came away with like more memory of the other people in the gallery, like one person had this really low cut sweater top with a rhinestone bow that was catching light in all sorts of ways, there was a couple very loudly talking about the masters degree in art history they just got, a very very thin around 50-70 lady with a sever head hugging bob and like those leathery high heel boots, some lady who was wearing a designer like Artisan Gallery Goer poncho thingy, someone wearing what i would describe as 90s baby slut but with like a otomey twist and the different guards in the different rooms and an extremely tiny lady who would swerve in between the crowd to get a close up picture of each painting and like groups who id recognize the voice of from room to room

tho back to the art omg, like my fave bit was a room that recreated the gallery show of the first american showing of a van gogh, they had gathered the other paintings in the show and it was so so soooo cool to see, like that time period captured, those artists together, seeing what people would have seen, like the the futuristic artist next to the impressionist artists, not like put in different sections but side by side, you get to experience how people would have felt like its so hard to understand how Not into impressionists americans were at the time until youre next to like a ten foot tall futurist painting or until youre caught by the boldness of early modernism

another neat thing was that each like entry space a self portrait was placed like, and a lot of times there were no one like around them, like id be in a room just at the right time to see only one person looking at a self portrait and it felt really magical omg

and like i got to see just about every one of them up close tho i do admit i kinda skirted quickly through the more like Realism section of his work that he did for like the commercial sector pretty much, at the end there was a really nice sitting area by a little movie thing about myth dispelling and it let out to a little gift shop, the selection at the immersive one was a lot better but i got a neat little pen, what really impressed me was that the gift shop installer had put open umbrella up above so different like art prints of them spun about in the circulated air

there was a feeling over all of like an assembly line which i think is kinda offensive for a non-tour open gallery showing so i tried to scuttle out of the flow of the crowd when ever possible, which like i was wearing a mask and it was also good to avoid like when groups of people would congest in front of a single painting, so i got to like stand close to ones the mass group werent too yet and then id circle back

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2-2 oooo hi hector , didnt realize he'd be so soon •

oh damn goodbye mack. should've expected that was this ep w vasquez comin in... ughh the way murphy looks when addy's staring at him :/// •

2-3 "woahh don't be so negative; worry is poison - that's why you don't crap right." lmao random dude, too real •

"you are not the boss of me -.- she is." one of my fav murphy lines •

ok i regret not taking notes last eps so recap of what i rmbr then onward.. rc2-4 z weed lol • rc2-5 nvr noticed b4 that they call this ep aka lucy zombaby - makes sensee , but s1 zombaby is true zombaby in my heart. lucy's lucy :p ... ugh serena was so pretty this ep.. even looked cool as a zombie • rc2-6 gb4n lucy.. also cassandra :(( </3 • rc2-7 sketchy n skeezy were here again .. • rc2-8 i thiiink it was this ep that this happened but if not close enuff.. warren said to murphy, "the time is coming where you're gonna have to decide what side you're on - and when that time comes, remember which is trying to help u survive n which wants to eat ur brains." ooo i never noticed how good of a line that is bc well warren which side is which! half the zombies dont care abt murphy atp and yall r takin him to be experimented on .. hmmm • rc2-9 this is always a fun ep • rc2-10 idt docs cool aop in this ep... • rc2-11 addys hotelwoman moment :') • rc2-12 oo the zeroes.. warrens sooo pretty •

2-13 murphy savin warren, hell yeah. murphy listening to warren, helll yeahh. again warrens gorg.. hector n doc n murphy all also look cool .. el camino B) 10k w slingshot - also cool •

2-14 lmfao doc pre-z(beginning of z actually) "oh jeez, sorry, didn't mean to intrude! -- what a minute, what did i just see.. larry and his gay lover? it's funny he never mentioned him.. 2 patients wrestling on the couch? .. it's a damn zombie! hang on larry!" lol him pullin a joint from his beard .. • •interlude ... i used to say i wish i had a beard all the time as a kid 9-like12, love that for me..idt id want one now, i do wish i had more body hair tho man my arms n legs look hairless basically -.- my brother used to always comb his hand thru his thick ass leg -.- #jealous .. also hairy stomachs r so hot -.- anyways.. i also need to do smth diff w my headhair like sooo bad. its been like 6yrs since ive had a haircut its badd. i wish i cld do a cool haircut but my hairs thin n straight so.. no cool cuts look how i'd want them to w/o stylin n i cannot put stylin effort into my hair everyday.. i need a genius to tell me wtd w my hair basically! but im scared of goin anywhere..

also on subject of gender(re my feelings abt my hair) i've been kind of (aka when i rmbr to lol n when it dsnt feel awk) tryin to speak in a deeper pitch .. i hate when my voice sounds as high as it does smtimes :/ also.. well nvm 4now •

"why me? i don't want to be shit. this is all some terrible mistake. i just want to crawl off and die like everybody else. why me? what did i do? where is my mercy?" murphy n mercy (n me) i said it! •

omg pre-z murphy looks so different n cool. & postal fraud man.. he shld be pissed •

"if you were really my friend, you'd help me." "but i'm not your friend." ... "they're gonna hurt me. you know that, right?" "i won't let that happen." •

2-15 "i did not spend three years fighting my way across 10,000miles of zombie-crazed america just so i can be a blood bag for a few billionaires." hell yeah •

bye vasquez .. hey hector.. hey(almost) kaya n dr. sun :-) aww lucy.. •

•s2 done.. overall rating.. 3.5/5 .. i didnt rate s1 brb.. 3/5 .. huh kinda surprised s2 came out on top •

3-1 hi red.. hi the man... •

ooo i nvr noticed the red details -right b4 walking up there's red cloth in a basket, then - redofc, 5ks keychains, warrens bandana, 10ks socks n bandana n shirt stripes, docs suspenders n sunglasses, cassandra's jacket, addy's shirt n jacket tassels .. very obvious, cool .. then just blue murphy. interesting. enuff red down the line tho •

"got a name?" "10,000. but everyone calls me 10k." "10,000? that's a number, not a name." ... ''so what's ur name?" "red." "that's not a name, that's a color." - wait lol, "you asked me my name, that's my name" red u did it to him first •

3-2 • intros.. s1 was 3bullets, s2 was 2bullets-chomp, s3 was 3bullets+spin .. fun stuff •

now murphy got red pants this ep.. after they first reinforced blue by only showing shirt/skin/hat.. interesting •

ahh murphy wanted warren to go w him so bad :/ "seriously roberta?" .. "ttfn" •

3-3 got a fun screenshot from this ep .. terrible quality ofc.. •

3-4 10k off the bridge n merch khs .. fair enuff•

3-5 tbh the way reds been here so far(aka e1 n now) is so weird.. •

#h-vom

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monchouliz · 5 months

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Thursday December 7, 2023

Believe me, I was seriously about to write an entry on the 5th but got distracted and didn't realize it was already 3 something or 4 maybe so I just slept it out. I got lazy but I had a valid excuse, I was really tired. I even forgot what happened in these past few days. My head was hurting a lot too, I got soo dizzy often it was kind of frustrating, I even did something so embarrassing because of my dizziness that it made me want to kill myself.

Like I said I don't really remember what exactly happened so I'll just tell you what I remember. No specific dates though. Lol wait, I think I remember now. I scrolled through my gallery and saw the pictures with the dates so... I'll start with tuesday. Nothing really happened except we practiced and I slept inside the dance room, it was cold so it's nice. I thin I actually fell asleep or I was about to drift away when my damned bladder couldn't hold it in so I had to get up from my comfortable position to go piss, even met sir when I was about to go to the bathroom. He asked what we were doing, told him we were sleeping lmao. It was so awkward. Wait... what the fuck. I just had a realization, Ok so I think that didn't happen on Tuesday but instead happened on Monday, because I suddenly looked at my wallet log and realized that theres no classes yesterday so our performance was on Tuesday lmao. Fuck me, Im so sorry. See? I told you my headache was so bad it made me confuse reality. Well So yeah that's what happened on Monday.

Tuesday, it was a big day. I spent a total of 120 that day fuck me. It was a 50/50 situation for me, I was both sad and happy. On the mornings I felt fucking exhausted and I was constantly thinking of depressing things— just like how it is everyday, what the fuck is new. Shaina fucking annoyed me so much too, she won't just leave me alone she was annoying like hell. Of course I wouldn't talk back to her, I don't want to cause a fight ++ It would make me look fucking pathetic because that was only supposed to be a "joke". So yeah we performed the line dance, It was so hot, the sun was angry and glared at us. I felt like I was a marshmallow getting roasted. It was so embarrassing, I was like doing a lot of mistake it was both funny and embarrassing. If I was like on the back I wouldn't really mind but no— I was next to the person in front, basically the second one in line. The girl infront of me was short too, that made my mistakes so much more noticable it made me want to off myself. Well, after that we got ready for the opening. It was funny, I did my makeup there, which is very embarrassing but, I told myself I shouldn't give a fuck about them and did my make up. It was refreshing. We took lots of pictures but that damn bitch still won't send it so annoying. Yeah so I thought I looked fine myself, not that ugly but also not that pretty. Still, at least I looked decent to look at. It was funny performing that, It was sooo hot when we were waiting and then when it was out time, our performance was a mess! Kristina made soo many mistakes, Thank God I was behind someone tall (Not at all I'm so angry, at least let me be seen like wtf I'm being covered.. Fuck Sir jeff, he can fuck off) It was so funny I laughed when performing, she was such a mood booster, yeah I don't think Sir was having fun tho. he was definitely angry, too bad I didn't look at his expression. Well after that we just stayed in the dance room exhausted and laughing. Fast forward, I went to the booth with Tina, Sam and their cheerleader teams. It wasn't fun at all so I had to back out I was feeling out of place, So I hurried back to dance room and found jhamire and Alexis. They asked me if I wanted to join them so I did, I told them to wait a bit because my stomach hurts (I bought a 30php red tea and ran on the way there). And then jhamire told me "tumakbo ka siguro" I replied, "Oo, ang daming lalaki e" I think he said something like "feeling" or something I forgot, then I told him that "Ano? kahit pangit naman nababastos ng mga lalaki ah" and then he replied "Sinabi ko bang pangit ka?" WELL he didn't say it but he was implying like I wasn't even that attractive for guys to hit on me and become assholes because I was ugly. Does he think I'm pretty or what? I don't know, it made me upset. But anyways we went there and Alexis and I had to go back in the dance room because it was so hot and crowded and jhamire was talking with his other friends so.. And then I waited for a moment and went home. By the way I chose to do the long ride, It would take too much time to wait for jeeps so I had to. When I was getting on it was still moving a bit so I fucking slipped, that damned driver. Thank goodness a kind lady grabbed my hands and helped me get on, fuck the driver seriously it was so fucking embarrassing. I bought chicken skin btw, so yummy.

Nothing happened on Wednesday, I literally just chilled and lazed around. Now Thursday, today, I finally cleaned my room. I spent the whole fucking day cleaning it and having mental break downs in between I wanted to like destroy everything in my sight I was so pissed. Gtg, I'm going to piss lol and take a shower I'm like so nasty right now and I smell bad.

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