#he shakes hands SO weird

[july-19th-club]

nothing but adoration for myeong-seok and his giles-ass energy. not exactly a father figure not exactly an authority except in a particular context, but the younger protagonists DO see him as a dad figure and they DO defer to him (except when they go haring off on some Quest For Justice or similar scheme and he has to sit there at his desk and out loud say to the empty room why did you even come in to ask me if you were gonna do it anyway?) and while he is, in general, very academic and reserved about things he's not really that far above it all and can be easily convinced to join the chaos, except he does it with this twee little look on his face like aha! what fun! as if he can't quite believe that a) he's included and b) he's doing this 'fun' thing right. his intense legal professionalism is the lens through which he comprehends the world and communicates, and so long as he's within that framework he functions perfectly BUT as soon as you derail him even slightly off this familiar track, he gets super frazzled and flustered and it makes him irritable. in conclusion your honor, he is also autistic but a generation too old to have gotten diagnosed as a child and he has more social skills than the one autistic person he knows so he simply has no idea and probably never will

#he doesnt have a whales so he thinks he's Normal. sorry king you are not and i love you for it . sorry your whales is Being At Work #extraordinary attorney woo #q #actually that's not true he does have another hyperfixation and it's being enemies with that other guy at the office #hes obsessed with one PARTICULAR noodle place and they CANT go to the other noodle place because it's NOT the SAME #he gets owlishly befuddled if people say stuff to him he's not expecting and he either gives in immediately #or bulldozes right past them because it's Not What He Was Expecting and therefore ignorable #anything out of routine for him is so unusual as to be extraordinary and make his acquaintances think something's wrong #he really only seems to have acquaintances and we don't really know what kind of a friend circle he has. or if he has one #most of the people he knows are from work #like. probably most of the friends he had were actually his wife's friends. lost the friend group in the divorce LITERALLY #he shakes hands SO weird #'i'm going to leave now because i'm very embarrassed' #genuinely the only reason he and young-woo ever clash is because they have incompatible autisms

[surreal-duck]

after school chats

no but like really. he really has talked about him That much. maybe even more. along with how hajime really likes love talk in canon it spiraled into this mdgskkjsdhg

#alternatively: if i had a nickel for each time hajime has mentioned midori apparently talking about yuzuru to him before id have 2 nickels #which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice #minicomic tag #duck scribbles #doodles #midori takamine #hajime shino #enstars #this is kind of a nothingburger but take it anyways #*shoujo mangafies her* #if you can spot the ultra specific references here then i shake your hand. theres two of them #hes so smitten its kind of infuriating sometimes #midoyuzu #yuzumido #ensemble stars

[simplyender]

just some gifs of spot making his own solar (spotlar?) flares

#across the spiderverse #miles morales #spiderman: across the spiderverse #gifs #my edits #inspired by discussions w fellhellion who ENABLES me #i just find it so neat how his spots start shaking with rage #screenshots werent doing it justice #the way dark energy flits out of him...hes got no face but every bit of darkness on his body expresses his anger PERFECTLY #also he crushes what appears to be a metal sign w his hands. neat! #also not showing up in thw tags for some reason? weird #johnathon ohnn #the spot #spiderverse spot #spot #atsv #as always yall can use my gifs as you please. id like credit tho. unless its a smut fic then by all means take it w/o tagging me

[kaiscumsock]

“i just put hand sanitizer on” 😭😭

evan peters ily for this

#this is so funny #evan in the wild #those lucky girls #the way he had to tell them do it wasn’t weird guh gigi #i love this man #i would shake his hand like that ngl #evan peters #evan peters smut #kai anderson #ahs #ahs fandom #sarah paulson #tate langdon #evan peters x reader #evan peters imagine #american horror story #ahs 11 #ahs edit #ahs smut #ahs fic #ahs cult #ahs coven #ahs murder house #tate ahs #evan peters fic #kit walker #james patrick march #lily rabe

[swordmaid]

post canon jaime sketch for this new jb au im thinking of 🤭

#mine. #scar over his lips bc someone prob got tired of him running his mouth all the time. #but anyway .. its set after the war im hand waving the politics that not relevant #jb gets separated in the war and now bri is going back to the rock to see him again . so post canon reunion #!!!!! that sort of vibe. except its jb so u know theyre stupid abt it......... anyway if u want to know more lmk bc im like gnawing the #ceiling this au is making me shake and vibrate like a feral dog #also i havent drawn jb in a while so hes looking a bit weird to me SORRY ...

[spocks-kaathyra]

going from my cool transgender college dorm to the Weird Old White Men Convention is soooo freaky like why am I experiencing misogyny for the first time

#reconsidering my position on giving condescending old white men the benefit of the doubt #it's just the way they talk down to u and how they clearly think of themselves as the most important and coolest ppl in the world #freaky experience to be treated like this but like they can't actually harm me in any way so. whatever #it's sooo weird I can't believe I am 18 yrs old and recognizing that I'm experiencing misogyny for the first time #who u should be honored to speak to and the way they get too fucking close to u. like fuck all the way off oh my god #I have got to stop being so shy and pathetic bc all I am doing is playing directly into their expectations of me #guy who said he thought I was 13 or 15 and then proceeded to shake my hand for too long and grab my shoulder as he walked away. ewww #whatever. I hope their wives leave them and take the house in the divorce #narcissus's echoes

[nemisisnemi]

messing around with Leona nui

get dangled idiot <3

#i redrew the hands so many times i thought the paper would rip #also yea its drawn on paper #it feels weird not having the undo button #i double tapped the paper so many times while drawing this #twisted wonderland #twst #art #leona kingscholar #twst leona #leona #sketch #twst fanart #twst persona #twisted wonderland fanart #persona #my persona #leona nui #i swear he is my favorite character #but at the same time i would totally put him in a box and shake the box violently #I'm not coloring much bc this is all pencil and i dont want to line it #nemi rambles #nemi draws

[peppermintpegis]

netflix one piece live action feels a little like fanfic in that it makes sure it hits all the important notes but doesnt do all the work to make them hit which works in fic where the reader is supposed to bring all the emotional story investment from the original but doesnt work in a multi million adaptation that is supposed to be able to stand on its own or even serve as an intro to the series. it even does this in service to have more koby and helmeppo gay moments in this essay i w

#one piece #opla #the fleshing out of koby and helmeppo is like honestly good its a beacon of light its truly really fun #and all the actors are great it is just what they are given . #they didnt let nami do any real betraying. they didnt even have her steal the merry!! she just stole the map that they added in!!!! #ddont get me started on the gutting of sanjis intro. i dont give a shit about if don krieg appears or not i need to see this guy fuckin #feed the hand thats about to kill him im going to start shaking like a dog. #im almost madder krieg appeared for just a little id rather have that time be used for. anything else really. #like have one of arlongs guys starved half to death when they get to arlong park!or idk anything! no gin appears look its gin! you know him #sanji doesnt even get to beat the shit out of a shitty guest. like i guess he does a little but it feels so blink and you miss it #+the first like two eps were good!! buggys great hes scary and weird and fun. i dont mind that he sticks around longer in theory #but the way he is comedic relief instead of basically every character having funny bits is like. ahghhhgggg. its a symptom of this really #mean and edgy feeling the whole thing has. like the removal of people missing usopps pirate calling :( and how cocoyashi didnt know #nami was working to help them. like p. please. can we have caring and bonds in this world?? trust and love??? #anyway. sorry for having expectations of a netflix show im so close to putting this into a more proper form rather than tags. just to get i #all out of my system cause fuck man. #anyway solid 7/10 not as bad as it couldve been

[spurgie-cousin]

i'm watching the new Sister Wives and at one point Meri is reminiscing about how she used to be in charge of the Thanksgiving turkey every year bc Kody loved the way she made it *until* he met Robyn and then, in her words, "he just liked hers so much better" or whatever so Robyn did it from then on

and like the full weight of Meri's situation has never really hit me until I heard her say that tbh. bc I also have particular thing I make for holidays only because my husband likes it, so much so that he'll make comments the whole year about how he can't wait for it, and thinking about going from that to where Meri is now.........

like at first they were each others only special person. and then the years went by, he married 2 other women in rapid succession, and by all accounts she no longer felt very special to him but at the very least, every Thanksgiving she had the turkey. Kody loved her turkey and it was one day where she could feel like the special person again.

and then Robyn comes into the picture and she doesn't even get that any more. Like after Leon leaves, she doesn't get anything and to think that every year at the holidays she maybe had a knee jerk "oh I can't wait to make Kody some turkey" thought only to remember that only Robyn's is good enough for him now just made me tear up more than a little.

#and then she hung the fuck on. stupidly but she had only ever been special in that way to Kody so she waited for it to come back #and she played nice and was the weird fucking 3rd wheel and her husband and Robyn's house for years at holidays #imagine. your husband meets someone else and won't even shake your hand and you go over to their house on Thanksgiving remembering the time #it was you he planned with and talked about being excited for your food and now you're just there with them begging him for a scrap #of affection. #I'm on my period so maybe this is hitting me harder than it normally would but still #sister wives #meri brown

[schwazombie]

On all levels but physical I am doing this to Trafalgar D Water Law

#zombie thoughts #one piece #trafalgar law #he's like a squeaky toy to me #he showed up for a scant handful of episodes so far where i'm at and i just want to shake him like a chew toy #this led to a weird conversation with my husband where i had to explain the difference in my whumpy feelings for sanji & law #i want to see sanji suffer but i want to inflict suffering upon law (affectionate)

[bumblingbabooshka]

Captain Krystopher Janeway of the USS Voyager

#genderbend #st voyager #Kathryn Janeway #bee doodles #And yes Janeway still calls his dad 'daddy' and everyone still pretends it isn't weird for him to be doing that at 40 something #Kathryn & Krystopher -shaking hands- spelling your name Like That #Janeway holding up a picture of his dear fiancee...Mary Johnson #Krys Janeway wears a dressing robe and looks like he should have a wooden pipe...this MAN HEHEHEHEH #T'VOK COME GET HIM!!! #st voyager art #there's 1000% a scene after Janeway shaves where someone goes 'oh and captain? You should have kept the moustache.' #I can just hear that so clearly in my mind's eye and then he sort of makes a thoughtful look and strokes his face while walking off camera #<- scene change signal

[violet-kink-rambles]

Wish there was a wide hipped femboy here to stuff me full of Italian food till I'm whimpering before he forces his cock in my mouth

#i saw this cute boy at the vape shop 2 days ago and when he handed me my receipt my hand was shaking a bit so i failed to grab the receipt #4 TIMES #before i finally got it and exclaimed #IM HIGH AS FUCK SORRY #i was extremely sober and buying delta 8 cbd #ANYWAYS #cute man like 5'8“ #his hair looked fluffy #and ever since i just cant stop thinking about cock #apparently im more gay than i thought #im uncomfy cause i thought i was secure but apparently not? shits weird but ima get it all figured out

[totheidiot]

people will find any excuse to hold each other's hand.

#i think it's cute :)) #this post was inspired by my trip on the train on the way home from a school trip #two of my classmates were like standing by the pole things in trains and one of them suddenly reached out and kind of like touched his #friend's hand and caressed it a bit #and the other guy was like “bro what was that” and that guy was like oh i thought i saw something on your hand #leading back to what happened to the last time i saw my crush in person he told me that we should shake hands because it's like the last #time we'll see each other and we shook hands but me being gay and pining and yearning and feeling overall sad that i would leave him so. #i just didn't let go. i kept on shaking his hand slash HOLDING his hand eventually i did have to let go because he was going to be weirded #out by it obviously but yeah #holding hands #you know? #🍂 arian's shit #arian contemplates his universe

[sapphicautistic]

i am really glad my partner's dad is so supportive cuz holy shit this whole crisis would've been such a worse nightmare without his advice n help 😭😭

#so weird to hang out with a supportive dad #i haven't known a lot of em #before i met him for the first time years and years ago she warned me that he can come off kind of cold and isn't a huge hugger #so after hugging her mom as a greeting when i first met them #i went to shake his hand #and he said smthn like ''don't be silly give me a hug'' and the RELIEF i felt lol #he is in his 70s and when my gf came out suddenly like 6-7 years ago he was immediately like that's great im so happy you have someone!! #i am still awkward around him bc we are both awkward people who struggle to communicate with the other's demographic #(her mom is much easier to get to know lol) #but he has always been very kind to me and i like that he is supportive of my partner #updates on my boring life

[u5an5]

How big is a chance that it not that Roach was killed before MW reboot timeline like some people trough but will be a deliberate Soap replacement instead?

#hot take #cod mwiii #mwiii spoilers #garry roach sanderson #as in “you are one man down and you need all the help you can get so take this dude” in-universe replacement #and by deliberate i mean that it would be made specificaly to be noticed #i think it would be nice opportunity to talk about grief and moving on #by them being constantly reminded of their loss by just his presence #not explictly at first but small things that slowly snowball #them slighly grimacing when somone calls him 'their sergant' #them giving him a side-eye when he tries to get more touchy with them (even first time they shake hands looks awkward) #him trying to crack a joke to break the ice and them staring at him in dead silence for few seconds before moving on without a word #him saying something in weird accent/diferent language (my hc lately is him being part irish on mothers side) and ghost from habit answerin #“english macta-” and cutting off in the middle with furrowed eyebrows and storming off without another word #and him being just a perfectly normal dude that is competent enough to be made part of their team at the moment of notice #just too soon for them to accept him as anything else than a cheap replacement #call of duty #cod #mwiii #john price #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #mw ii #mw2 #cod modern warfare

[thatkinkyautistic]

I'm no ornithologist, but i feel like every chicken deserves a wide,open space with plenty of safe areas to move around in and play (mess around with puzzles,that sort of thing. they probably need a lot of mental stimulation too! ) and eat so they don't get over crowded, and safe spots to retreat to when they need to calm down or mate and roost/nest(i mean, i know chicken sex is probably weird like it is with most birds, but i feel like they would appreciate the privacy and safety. I've been around plenty of chickens. they're generally sensitive animals that deserve more respect.), or be quarantined if they've come down with something or have been injured. they seem to do much better that way,their quality of life seems to improve greatly in captivity when people practice better husbandry with them. of course, different variants of chickens have different needs I'm sure, but it's something I've observed often. birds deserve so much better than to have their intelligence be undermined and be treated like shit,which is unfortunately rather common in today's world.

#text #idk man i just really fucking love birds. i love them even if they hurt me. they probably don't understand #besides they usually only hurt people if you accidentally startle them or if it's how they play or they're not socialized properly #they need to be more accustomed to people and physical affection #and sometimes animals just weren't meant to be petted or hugged or kissed and we should respect their boundries. #how would you like it if a big scary weird looking thing did that to you? you probably would be just as freaked out. #imagine being in their shoes. i would be fucking terrified if i were a bird or somd other nonhuman animal and a human touched me #I've been hurt like once or twice by q bird because they both didn't understand how sharp their talons are and how that hurts me #when they perch or hold my fingers. they don't do it on purpose lol #you know how lizards will grab onto your fingers but not exactly sit on you? that's what it's like. it's like he's shaking my hands. #there's my neighbor's bird kai and them there's little foot. #kai likes to hold my hands. #little foot like to perch on me. he's less rude but a bit more shy. kai REALLY likes me #sorry for the typos as always I'm still blind and have poor motor control so typing and reading is hard for me. whoops #long post #ramble #like why can't we all treat animals better and as the unique gifts from nature to be preserved and loved like they are? why not try better? #they deserve to be raised and die humanely and be protected in the wild from manmade natural disasters and just left to do their own thing. #be nice to nature or it won't be nice to you. you know what i mean? #do y'all ever cry thinking about animals. i do. a lot #they're so precious man. #no RB'S for this one because i feel like people would be weird or mean about this lol