#he would and he would win <3

[doctorhoe]

watching the 1940 rebecca movie with my parents for the first time and my dad does NOT disappoint lmao. he hates maxim so fucking much.

#my dad (a 70 year old disabled man) talking about beating up fictional men he feels are mean to young women. i love to hear it. #he would and he would win <3 #rebecca

[dykealloy]

god's favourite ragdoll princess and the most miserable girl in the world

#would you believe me if i said this is one of the strongest guys in one piece #love this pathetic wet cat he so rarely wins <3 #one piece #op #CJ's op watch-through #trafalgar law #trafalgar d water law #lawlu #corasan #corazon #donquixote rosinante

[umblrspectrum]

being grounded from devices means nothing when you have a robot boyfriend

#i think im getting better with different angles #its obviously not perfect but this is like 1 of 3 times i've ever drawn a character at this angle #n was unreasonably hard to get right here but uhmm i figured it out hopefully #she IS winning. gamer pro #real talk. n would be cracked at fps games. he's been living like one for at least a couple years #he also sits in the tism way. it just feels right i think #dont ask how uzi's playing on that controller she doesnt know either #art #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #serial designation n

[shriika]

nina, victor, and their beloved pet scientist voted "most hated polycule" by the powers that be

#MY LONGEST EVER HEAR ME OUT #if nina were alive (in the flesh) it would be OVER for you bachelor 🫵 #need more daniil disaster bi rep #normally i think he gets no paper no play but like... the kains are besotted with him so just this once he wins #they are going to eat him alive :) #pathologic #мор утопия #daniil dankovsky #nina kaina #victor kain #im sorry victor u will get ur time with daniil i prommy but nina called dibs </3 #shriikadraws #edit bc i forgot own fucking art tag lol

[braisedhoney]

time to try again.

#hadestown #hadestown fanart #hades hadestown #persephone hadestown #yeah i’m completely abnormal about these two. #i’m not even bothering with pretenses i would walk into hadestown to give them marital counselling and consider it a win #do not come at me with the verses from epic iii or like. second chant. or original chant. or ANYTHING from how long. i will cry. #dude i came back to this musical bc i want to make an oc animatic but #it grabbed me by the NECK #gently places it next to poto in my rotation of lovely musicals i forgot i loved so much #there’s more in there but they’ll come later. #ney’s art #for the record tbe timing of this was ABSOLUTELY intentional. he said he'd wait and he meant it damn it #happy fall/autumn <3<3

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Obsessed with how pathetic you make Jim Guangyao look. The hat. I love it.

Don't let the smile and sweet words fool you, Jim Guangyao has lost everything in the divorce, and continues to lose.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #mdzs au #modern au #this takes place in the same universe as Alan Zhan btw #I have been waiting for the day I got to meet him....Jim Guangyao..... #I think he won at least one divorce. But also did so under suspicious conditions. #you can 'win' divorce is your ex is dead right? #I like to think he wasn't even in the will and all the money and property went to another relative. #Who did he divorce? That's up to reader interpretation #Jim Guangyao is the busy dad who's never around except on the very rare occasional holiday. He cannot relate to his children #Nobody has ever seen him without his hat. In highschool it was a trilby. He's got baseball cap on in this drawing (I tried). #for casual friday. #He would burn everything at the grill. Half-bad luck and half distracted by work calls #Jim has nothing and no one. Despite this he always seems to land another hot spouse within a few months. #(Its his dimples. They are mesmerizing. You will look at them and sign this will without second thought <3)

[prismatic-ink]

what if Lizzie didn't die?

nobody's ever fallen out of the void before, so no participant has ever come back to tell the tale of what that's like. the communicator says she's eliminated, and everyone shrugs and carries on, because for all they know, she is. Maybe there is a ground to hit down there, or some monster that swoops in and kills in a single blow.

but the thing is - there's no end in a void. it just continues forever. and ever. and ever. it's simple physics; a void/vacuum is a blank space, a complete and total absence of anything at all. there's nothing there that could have killed Lizzie because, by definition, nothing is in the void at all. not even time could have gotten her.

now imagine being condemned to a place (or as close to a place as the void can get) where you will never see anything again, hear anything again, falling falling falling, towards a ground that will never appear. a place where you can never look into anyone's eyes ever again. eventually, a green streak in brown hair is the only memory you have of another human existing that hasn't been lost to the millennia you've spent falling. this place where you will be the only thing that exists, the only thing that will exist, and the only thing that has ever existed, slipping through the cracks of time, eternally in solitude.

wouldn't that be a fitting place for a woman who spent all her time on solid ground alone, with almost nobody to care for her? falling so far out of the bounds of reality even the watchers don't know she's still alive? so beyond the reach of anybody that nobody will ever hear her calls for them to come to her, let alone heed them? and let's be honest, if they could hear her, would they even come?

and who knows, maybe when the next season rolls around, for some strange, inexplicable reason, the watchers can't find Lizzie. It's no trouble, they can construct a new Lizzie from her memory, even if it's one season behind. and maybe this time, Lizzie has better luck and lots of friends. she doesn't really get why Scar is so apologetic, or Joel so clingy, or even why she constantly feels like she's teetering on the edge of a precipice, about to fall. but that's just her being silly, right?

all the while the original Lizzie falls forever. forgotten again.

#and this is why the canary curse still exists AYYY #but i wanted the post to be about Lizzie because people should be talking about how she's the most tragic life series character ever #and i will die on this hill #but also imagine Joel reunited with his wife ESPECIALLY if he wins #and him being like “hey i avenged you!” #but even if he feels that something is off he won't ever know that the original Lizzie is still falling and always will be #wait i just realized this technically means that she would win Secret Life no matter what LMFAO i love terrible HCs you think up at 3 am #secret life #trafficblr #ldshadowlady #smallishbeans #tagging him even though he's a small mention #felt like it counted #my post

[arthursfuckinghat]

#I love doing these polls #also I didn't add the women because nobody would win against them sorry <3 #I love them <3 #also didn't add kieran because why would you want to fight him he just wants to be a horsegirl and chill <3 #arthur isn't here because we all know how that would work out #pew pew #I didn't have anymore room so let me know who else you'd fight!! #mick squeaks #tumblr polls #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption community #arthur morgan #john marston #charles smith #hosea matthews #dutch van der linde #bill williamson #micah bell #javier escuella #jack marston #sean macguire #lenny summers #reverend swanson #uncle rdr2

[literallyjusttoa]

I am a “Meg and Apollo’s master/servant bond evolved into something a lot like an empathy link post their dip into Chaos in TDP” truther and I will be till the day I die.

#trials of apollo #toa apollo #lester papadopoulos #meg mccaffrey #sunny speaks #and I think that neither of them realized for a long time #bc Meg realized she was feeling some of Apollo’s emotions but she just thought that’s how master servant bonds work #and Apollo knows that’s not how the bond they have works but he’s already so hyper-empathetic towards Meg that he barely noticed the change #it’s only the people around them that really notice the way their emotions affect each other #also I deadass think that by TTT if Meg and Apollo discovered that they could communicate with each other in their dreams #they would just go with it #also like canonically that does happen #like Meg just casually pulls Apollo into her past and it’s never explained in TBM #(I know Hazel and Leo do that two but for Hazel it was an established thing) #anyways empathy link sunflower sibs for the win <3

[stiffyck]

Okay what if the winners got to meet previous versions of themselves through the life games.

Like grian meets no one. He didn't have any previous "versions".

Scott meets 3rd life Scott.

Pearl meets 3rd life and last life pearl.

Martyn meets 3rd life, last life and double life Martyn.

Scar meets 3rd life, last life, double life and lim life him-

This whole thing was an idea that I got just because I was thinking about ll and sl scar because they were both so lonely like wtf and I just though about a scene that would be so. Grips chair.

Ll: "We won?"

Sl: "Yeah"

Ll: "Did we have allies? Friends?"

Ll scar probably thinks sl scar won only because he had allies to support him. He knows what its like being lonely and he hopes no one has to go through that loneliness. And he wants to be optimistic for once that sl scar, future him, gets allies, gets friends.

He tries to hope and then he sees the look on sl scars face. Or maybe sl scar tries to lie- maybe he tries to say they had allies.

Ll scar sees right through him. He's him after all. Maybe he's always gonna he lonely anyway

#im being insane give me a momebt #also i forgot pearl wasnt jn 3rd life but its okay. she was in 3rd life to me <3 #ALSO? THE POTENTIAL OF 3RDLIFE SCAR? AND DOUBLE LIKE AND LIM LIFE SCAR? #3rd life scar is optimistic. he thinks its okay! grian is his ally in the fjture too right? he wins with grian? #no other scar wants to look him in the eye becayse they all remember the allyship they had with grian thay crumbled in ll #and that got completely destroyed in double life. #double life scar doesnt want to tell 3rd life scar and tell him grian doesnt care. he cant do that to himself. #tell his younger and more optimistic self that grian doesnt want them as his soulmates... that he would rather sneak off with skmeone else.. #and lim life scar. he was excited for the future because he did have friends! he had allies jn lim life- but seeing sl scar? #seeing how they just go back to being alone again? #its soul crushing. #(inserting my aroace angst here: is he really that unlovable? is his lack of romantic love so unappealing? #does no one want him? does no one but himself love him? #does he himself even love him? can he? seeing how miserable they all are it feels hard and lonely #lim life scar probably wants to comfort them all- but isnt it sad that the only person to comfort him would be himself? #) okay im done being insane goodbye- #stiff talk #gtws

[sysig]

Hi! I'm here for the requestober. Could you draw Handplates!Gaster and Scriabin interacting? Not in any specific way, whatever you think is fine ❤️

Day 9 - Also stop following me

#My art #Requestober #Handplates #UT #Gaster #Vargas #Scriabin #He's reformed - kind of - leave him alone! #They've interacted in small ways before - Gaster stealing Scriabin's wings and the little families meeting up hehe #Skelebros saying hi to Squee <3 #But I wonder what Gaster would make of Scriabin! If he could tell that he's not human and if that would matter to him #If anyone could relate to being a humanoid monster it'd be Gaster wouldn't it? Although he'd probably resent the comparison lol #''I'm nothing like- like /that/!'' ''First of all rude I have a name'' lol #What would win out! Scriabin's not-humanness or how much he appears like a human? #It probably wouldn't matter either way - if they could meet in realspace then Scriabin would be in a human body #He's still not human but at that point it's more semantics than anything haha #And if Gaster somehow ended up in mindspace with him (???) then he'd kinda just have to roll with Scriabin's non-human abilities haha #Which would be fun admittedly! #As for Scriabin he just wants toys lol #Scientists are known to have a lot of fun torture equipment - Gaster especially #Sure he could do it himself but why not network lol #How can he tell what he's saying? Ehh it's more of a feeling lol - he's not exactly projecting a receptive vibe #They're funny to draw next to each other! They're both so darkmode haha ♪ #And they're both stick figures but Gaster is that by definition - Scriabin has meat on his bones! #I'm also pretty sure I haven't drawn Gaster post-getting out of the Void before now? :0 Maybe once as a doodle but I don't remember #It's a good look for him <3 Tragic context but very pretty #Then again that's just kind of a theme for most of Zarla's stories huh haha ♫

[mblue-art]

man's skull feels like the fkn sun <3

my artjuice is going into shitposting

#cross!sans #self insert #mblue art #shitpost #(i think its bc im just drawing for fun and not thinking abt how clean itll look) #(jus wanna draw a silly impulsive thing bc brain thinks the visual is funny) #may or may not connect to previous doodle<3 #this is going to be my art for awhile maybe i hope its ok #also I FLUSTERED THIS MAN TO DEATH. I AM WINNING. he is losing. look at him. lightbulb-lookin-ass #what if its dark out and i need to look for something so i kiss him and his magic blush glows bright enough to light up the area a little #10/10 would fluster cross again tbh #absolute cutie #(affectionately) bullying cross is my fav pastime as his datemate /j #thats what he gets for saying something he thought would trigger the tsundere-fluster 😎 #get got idiot /aff #CM

[dispotatorulzz]

Queen and Laz plus some little pages !!!

Lazarus looks kinda bald but there is like nothing I can do about it hes just built like that . ALSO !!! Lazarus is a bigger pony Queen is just an alicorn (big)

I hope we get to see some of grefgore destroying someone with that sword he was given what happened to it even

#jrwi the suckening #the suckening #jrwi grefgor #jrwi shilo #jrwi soda #jrwi emizel #Laz looks like hes tiny and also balding man cannot win/lh #i promise he is like one of my favourites i wanna give him a kis s #i really like the idea of emizel drawing angry eyebrows on his cutie mark to make it seem cooler its so silly #i MIGHT do edward twilight later(no promises !!!) #ALSOOOO. ive had these pages done for a bit i did Not do all this in two days LMAOOOOO #i would talk about them more but i dont wanna make the post to long </3 #if you have questions about design reasons for them (or any of my ponies for that matter) just ask i probably have a reason #MyArt

[constellation-skirmishes]

general skywalker gets a tattoo, more at 11

#anakin skywalker #trans anakin skywalker #tcw #i looooove clone wars (2003) #star wars fanart #i think fives goads him on and is like 'i bet you wont get that permanent' and anakins just like 'haha. easiest win ever' and gets it. #thats all #i think he would get the body paint tattooed. i mean. its 501st blue. come on. come ONNNNNNNNN he definitely joins in on the fun #THE PAINT IS 501ST BLUE !!!!!! #also rex definitely saw them and was like 'i get it....i get it now...' #also every time i draw anakin and padme just know they're both trans <3 #rex already is falling for his general but when he starts adopting tit fisto's method of just not wearing a shirt sometimes he loses it #lukka's workshop

[untouchedsoap]

there is something sooo fucking good about early seasons ian and mickey, about watching this summer fling turn into something more, the fear that elicited from mickey but him being unable to stop, finding those little moments hidden away and taking all this meaning from small gestures and persevering in dugouts and under bleachers and barely pressed confessions in the back of a church that is soo good for my brain

like i am very glad mickey gets to shout his love for ian from the mountain tops and also beat his love for ian into his dad's face but when he was clenching his teeth shut and his love for ian was coming out regardless ohhhhh baby i was eating

#shameless us #gallavich #and also they actually gave noel something interesting to work with instead of 5 mins of nonsense in the later seasons but. what can you do #like i watch later season stuff with like equal parts 'good for them i'm happy they are happy' and 'thats not my boy' #yes my man deserves to be out and happy and a bridezilla but also he would not act like that <3 hope this helps #yes he deserves to be a diva menace no he wouldn't do it like that though <3 #yes he should get to heal from his familial trauma no he should not be forced to care for and interact with that man who should be dead #gallavich truly double edged sword of biggest win for fans and also biggest fumble #like ian's supposed to be one time hook up in s1 became his HUSBAND after years of bringing him back and sending him away rinse and repeat #because the writers hated mickey but audiences loved him #so yay they're married! time to have the most uninteresting plots for them imaginable & retcon some dumb ass traits on them for plot purpos #the last 2 seasons should have centered around ian and mickey becoming the centralizing force of the house that fiona was at the start #god there are so many tags here sorry. got more passionate about this than i thought i would #mickey milkovich

[dustykneed]

you are my sunshine, my only sunshine

you make me happy when skies are gray

(prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "gone with the wind".)

static frames below:

ouch! neck deep in aos bones feels rn... lmk if i should make a fix-it or somethin

#yeah so yesterday i said id try not to get distracted.. Guess how well that went LMAO #SORRY BONES hes going thru it in this one but literally this is all aos canon. aos is so mean to him and for what #not a single drop of closure... tos bones would flip shit if he found out. Thats the real reason why bones prime never shows up in aos #YEAH BTW PLEASE LOOK AT THE STATIC FRAMES PROCREATE HAS A ASTRONOMIC GRUDGE AGAINST THE 3RD SLIDE FOR SOME REASON #it would NOT stop crunching that one single GODDAMN FRAME in the gif. like full on colour blowout. like WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO YOU #YEAH SO I HAD TO SCREENSHOT IT AND PUT THAT IN THE GIF. EXCEPT MY IPAD SCREENSHOTS THINGS WEIRD. so its CONSPICUOUSLY BRIGHT #the 3rd and 4th frames are meant to have the same background color. every time i watch the gif i am filled with unimaginable rage #WHAT DID THAT FRAME EVER DO TO MY IPAD. what unforgivable crimes did it ever commit to be disrespected like this #ok rant over tags now :)) #star trek #star trek aos #star trek fanart #mcspirk bingo #mcspirk #mcspirk fanart #spones #mckirk #spirk #star trek alternate original series #aos #spones fanart #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #spock #jim kirk #did not use a single ref so the fact that the uniforms are reasonably legible as aos is a win (not like i use refs for anything else lol) #spirk is holding hands in that last frame!! gay people moment #OH AND I DID THIS IN LIKE. AROUND 3 HOURS? ive been meaning to draw that first frame for ages now so YIPPEEEEE #i did have a different caption in mind tho. Guess ill redraw it in the future LMAO #dust medibang paints