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dreamcatcherrs · 3 years

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most to least likely to be possessive/a lil jealous in a relationship? <3

mtl likely to be possessive/jealous over their s/o; mcyt x reader

+ judged by their actions and general feelings on jealousy and being possessive

MOST

wilbur

corpse husband

sapnap

karl jacobs

dream

punz

quackity

george

skeppy

fundy

badboyhalo

technoblade

awesamdude

eret

LEAST

wilbur:

when wilbur is jealous…. he is jealous. and he is not afraid of showing it. he’s not the type to beat another guy up about it (unless there’s a good reason to), but pays no mind in giving you some nice hickeys right then and there. you’re his - that’s it. if someone’s even a tad bit confused about that fact, he won’t hesitate to show them. doesn’t really grow any suspicions on his friends, because he trusts them and he trusts you, but if it’s a guy/girl he doesn't know? he’ll show you off even if there was 0 signs of flirting.

place on the jealousy scale: 9/10

place on the possessive scale: 10/10

corpse husband:

corpse is a very possessive man. like, he will pull you to his side in an instant the second someone tries talking to you, kissing you right in front of them, and then say “wanna fuck in the back like we agreed to?” and then pretend like he only just noticed the guy/girl and give him a hateful “hey”. he gives no fucks when it comes to someone else trying to get all up in your business. even if it means you getting embarrassed and flushed. he will actually start shaking in anger if someone is so obviously flirting with you, yet you don't notice, and will point it out afterwards to you; “how could you not notice?”.

place on the jealousy scale: 7/10

place on the possessive scale: 10/10

sapnap:

HE WILL FIGHT FOR YOU. if someone tries hitting on you or winks at you or some shit, he will shut that bitch down. no one messes with you under his watch. he’ll step in the minute they tried talking to you; “was there something you wanted to say?” and if they answered back with a remark instead of just leaving, he’d throw hands, and he won’t stop till they've learnt to stay the fuck away from what isn't theirs. it doesn't happen often though, thank god. would be pouty after you told him not to beat people up while cleaning his wounds; “but you’re mine🥺”.

place on the jealousy scale: 8/10

place on the possessive scale: 7/10

karl jacobs:

he is a pouty baby🥺 will get very jealous if you hang out with someone else even just five minutes longer than him. especially with his friends. he’ll be vocal about it and quite touchy. will come up to you from behind while you were talking to jimmy, rest his chin on your shoulder and wrap his arms around you. “when are you gonna pay attention to me again?” easily gets jealous, but he isn’t very possessive. he feels guilty if he tries being controlling of you - you can do what you want after all, it’s just not always he likes it.

place on the jealousy scale: 10/10

place on the possessive scale: 4/10

dream:

he doesn't get jealous very easily, but he doesn't like when random guys talk to you. he won’t really show that he’s jealous with people he doesn't know, but would rather be really really quiet. would stand around and mope until he asked if you could leave. he can seem kinda intimidating with his silence, and it can be because he’s very angry, but really he just doesn't wanna lose you. that’s what he's really afraid of. if it’s one of his friends though, even sapnap or george, he’ll be like “back the fuck off!” but it wouldn't really be ‘serious’ because he knew they would never actually flirt with you. he can get pretty possessive though, whispering “you’re mine” in your ear after any events like this.

place on the jealousy scale: 6/10

place on the possessive scale: 8/10

punz:

luke can get pretty jealous and pretty possessive, but it takes a while to rile him up enough for him to show it. if someone is flirting with you just to piss him off, it actually has the opposite effect on him - it doesn't piss him off at all. because he knows the person is just trying to get to him, what's the reason of getting mad? he knows you belong to him, so he has nothing to worry about. but if someone touches you? like sapnap, he will not be afraid to throw hands. that’s straight up harassment and he is not letting that happen. he’ll raise his voice and get all up in their face. can stay pretty mad afterwards and overthink things too much. generally though, he isn't much of a jealous type.

place on the jealousy scale: 7/10

place on the possessive scale: 7.5/10

quackity:

alex is more insecure than jealous. he starts thinking that any other guy could easily take you from him, and that he isn't deserving of you (even though he is just so wrong because it would actually be a treasure to be with him. mans needs to know😩). he’d need some uplifting after dealing with these thoughts - just some reminding that you’re his. worst case scenario, he’d give the guy/girl a death glare, but he wouldn't fight them or very obviously show them that you're his or anything like that. he’d rather keep his thoughts to himself.

place on the jealousy scale: 6.5/10

place on the possessive scale: 7/10

george:

I feel like george gets a lot more jealous than most people think he would. he can be pretty possessive at times, pulling at your hand or arm to drag you away from someone. “don't talk to them, talk to me.” he shows his jealousy pretty calmly and would never pick a fight with someone just because he’s feeling a lil’ jealous. all he needs to do is just tell you or give you a sign, and that’d usually be enough for him to feel all good again. he’s not afraid to blatantly roll his eyes in front of someone who’s flirting with you or come with a snarky remark if he has to.

place on the jealousy scale: 6/10

place on the possessive scale: 6.5/10

skeppy:

skeppy can get jealous, but he tries to avoid it at all costs. it makes him feel sad to see someone else try to flirt with his s/o, when clearly you're not available. he doesn't like the thought of getting angry about other people’s actions though, so he’s just kinda left feeling sad about the whole thing instead. will definitely need some cuddles and reassuring afterwards just to get his mood up again, and he gets back on his feet pretty quick, because in the end he has no doubts that you’ll leave him. especially not for someone else.

place on the jealousy scale: 5/10

place on the possessive scale: 5/10

fundy:

he just looks like a sad little kitten. it has to be very obvious that someone is flirting with you for him to get jealous. and even then he doesn't act out about it - just stares and feels sad. will tell you afterwards that he doesn't like you talking to that person, only because they were very clearly trying to get to know you more than a friend. wouldn't think much of it afterwards because he trusts you enough to then stay away from that person before anything else happened.

place on the jealousy scale: 4.5/10

place on the possessive scale: 4/10

badboyhalo:

like fundy, worst case is that he’ll be a little sad. but I don’t really see him as a jealous type, and definitely not as a possessive person. I just think that if you were to be in a situation where someone was trying badly to take you from him, he’d grow defensive and push the person away and tell you; “I didn't like how that guy/girl was talking to you :(”. he wouldn't expect you to stay away from the person if it was someone you knew well, but would just want you to be aware of them. but as I said, that was the worst case scenario. I think he’d get seriously jealous very rarely.

place on the jealousy scale: 4/10

place on the possessive scale: 2/10

technoblade:

pffff. if you think some guy/girl talking to you is gonna get him mad, you're wrong. you talking to other people affects him in no way other than if you were getting a little too friendly. maybe then he’d feel one single spark of anger inside of him, but it isn't anything that’ll make him act out. the only time he’d really get upset is if you were the one flirting with someone (which you probably wouldn't unless you want to see this man upset, and in that case I don't want to talk to you😔), where he’d feel his heart sink and would honestly just walk away from the situation and feel betrayed. generally, he doesn't get very jealous.

place on the jealousy scale: 3/10

place on the possessive scale: 3.5/10

awesamdude:

sam just does not get jealous. he trusts you 100%, but of course he’ll shut someone down if they got a little close to you (tried to kiss you etc.) because that’s just not alright. he doesn't get mad or anything if that happens, at least if the person isn't aware that you're dating him, and even then, he’s sure his height will do the job to scare the person away. like, c’mon, mans is 6′7. don't tell me that isn't intimidating. anyways, he’s doesn't get jealous. if anything he just laughs it off or jokes around with getting jealous about something.

place on the jealousy scale: 2/10

place on the possessive scale: 3/10

eret:

like sam, he just doesn't get jealous. you can hang out with anyone you want - he knows he’s the one you’ll be coming home to at the end of the day. he’s the one who gets to kiss you, hold you, touch you, so why spend time being jealous of others when he already has you? this is eret we’re talking about - he knows he’s better than all of those bitch boys out there. if they wanna fight, they can fight but like, he knows they’ll lose since they won't get you anyway. trust is key in a relationship😌

place on the jealousy scale: 0/10

place on the possessive scale: 0/10

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aflyingcontradiction · 3 years

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The Magnus Archives Relisten: Episode 54 - Still Life

My job is just to discuss their compliances and policies to prevent money laundering and examine their transactions to confirm that they’re not too suspect. I find it fascinating but I am keenly aware that the majority of the people I inspect do not share my opinion. - Statement of Alexander Scaplehorn

I continue to snigger at just about every example of humorous understatement in this show.

The stuffed tiger in the window was so faded by the sun that I had to do a double-take to check it wasn’t a lion, so faint were the stripes.

I have absolutely no reason to believe this is the case, obviously more than one Stranger tiger can exist at any one time, but do you think this might be the same tiger as in the circus episode? The one that wasn't done yet and is, perhaps, now a bit overdone? Idk, would be fun!

I asked him if he was the owner, and he said he was, introducing himself as Daniel Rawlings.

Daniel Rawlings is the name of one of the victims of the Anglerfish and no, I absolutely did not catch this until Jon explicitly mentions it at the end of this episode, but my partner SOMEHOW noticed earlier.

The smell hit me as soon as I crossed the threshold. It was so thick you could almost taste it, like something had murdered a lily and it was rotting under the floorboards.

Oh, this is a gorgeously vivid description! Johnny is very good at sense descriptions, isn't he?

I turned to see Daniel lighting a cigarette as if in acknowledgment of the odor.

Heh, all the skinsuit-wearing Stranger creatures (at least the ones whose skin came via Anglerfish) seem to take up a smoking habit to hide the smell of the badly-preserved skins. Sarah Baldwin had the same thing going on! ... For what it's worth, "Sarah Baldwin" and "Daniel Rawlings" could well be the same being in different outfits, that actually makes somewhat more sense than the Anglerfish just distributing its catch among all its friends.

He asked all the right questions and was always ready with a good example for any of the more abstract aspects of the discussion. All in all he was a real pleasure to discuss money laundering with.

I love how he says this with genuine enthusiasm!

I heard the men say something about unloading a van and then the bell rang again, taking Daniel with it. I was alone.

What is it Breekon and Hope are actually delivering? I don't remember.

A face. I couldn’t make out any details but it was pale and swayed ever so slightly from side to side. The body below it was shadowed and hidden but it seemed to stare up at me as it moved.

My partner immediately caught that this was the Anglerfish again. I didn't until my partner told me and then I went "Oh. Oooh, no, that makes total sense actually!"

It was so flat, almost mechanical. It felt about as much like genuine speech as the wind flowing through a cracked rock sounds like a flute being played.

Again with the stunningly evocative comparisons!

He asked if I was alright with a smile that made my stomach drop, and at last he looked me in the eyes. I recognized the glassy stare. The same eyes that gazed at me from a hundred sawdust filled sockets around the room.

Oh god, this scene gave me the shivers! The suddenness of the realisation and then everything comes crashing down all at once. I love it so much!

I had the foresight to gather all my notes before I opened the basement door. It meant I didn’t have to return, I could simply write them up a glowing report and never think about it again. Save for giving you my statement of course. And that’s exactly what I did. After all, whatever all that other stuff was, they weren’t laundering money.

Pffff - a very sensible man. "I did my job. There was no money laundering, everything else is none of my business."

Eventually Sasha volunteered. I warned her it might be dangerous but she did seem very keen.

I'm sure she was! "Hey, I get to meet up with my buddies and scheme!"

He allowed Sasha to take a photograph of him and I’ve been comparing the pictures available for the Daniel Rawlings who disappeared. It’s the strangest thing. They’re different heights, different builds, different shapes to the face, but their hair is identical.

Oh god, it's not even a Daniel skinsuit, is it? It's a Daniel-and-a-bunch-of-other-people skinsuit! They only took his hair and his name!

They [Gertrude's books] were very well taken care of, with the exception that anytime a person’s face was featured on the cover, their eyes had been cut out and very carefully removed. - Jon

Oh god, I never realised that hints to the concept of "the Eye can look through any eye" are mentioned at this early point in the story!

My impression of this episode

Oh, this one was lovely. Didn't fuck with me personally as much as some other episodes and didn't stick around in the back of my mind for as long but it gave me some delightful shivers (similarly to the first Anglerfish episode, actually) and I also enjoyed the statement giver's tone very much!

#the magnus archives #tma relisten

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draphrawrites · 4 years

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1 2 3 12 (and why!!!) 15 18 23 25 for the fic writing ask post

djdlgkjsaakj ELEGIES OMG ILU SO MUCH XDDD

also tho: no mercy fo me, huh? pffff

1. favorite fic you wrote this year

Oh that’s tough. Geez. They’re all such different genres??? Action, crack, romance, fluff??? AHHHH okay it’s probably A Pirate’s Life For Me (is that a shameless plug? why yes it is, ty for noticing pfff)

2. least favorite fic you wrote this year

ALSO TOUGH BECAUSE I LIKE ALL THE THINGS I WRITE??? DLKGSDJ Okay, I’m totally gonna loophole my way out of this and say my job application was my least fave thing i wrote this year pfffff (even if it landed me the job lmfao)

3. favorite line/scene you wrote this year

I feel like I’m being K.O.’d by each of these questions lmaooo. Okay, okay, okay. UM. Let’s see there are so many omf my favorite overall scene is probably the Dabi vs. Endeavor scene from Lines Crossed. Put a lot of hard work into that one and I think it paid off 💜

12. favorite character to write about this year

alsdkgajkah another toughie. It’s either Hawks or Dabi or Bakugou.... but I’m going with Dabi because I’ve written him the most.

As to why, it’s because I love characters with multiple facets and layered backgrounds. If the Dabi = Touya Todoroki theory is true, and he’s anything like fanon Touya, he will be one of the only characters I know of that went from being a prospective hero with a hard childhood to an outright villain who has the chance to go back. The complexity of that situation, the mystery of what happened to him, the potential for redemption... god, that’s all such good fodder for my anti-hero/villain loving brain

15. something you learned this year

So the CTABB server went through an entire racingverse phase (some of us are still in it - high five moka), and I learned quite a bit about cars. Also learned what a towing scheme was, about 2 days before I had to use that knowledge, lmao. Thank u, racingverse dabihawks au fanfiction research - you saved me about $600.

18. current number of wips

hah, mine isn’t nearly as bad as star’s. I have 18 current WIPS (like, one’s I’ve worked on in the past year)

23. fics you wanted to write but didn’t

One i haven’t gotten around to, but may still do, is one where Dabi rescues/adopts Eri (he’s the one she runs into while hauling ass away from Overhaul, instead of Deku and Mirio. Dabi sees her cowering in fear while wrapped around his knees, and snaps.) I just haven’t had the time RIP

25. a fic you read this year you would recommend everyone read

HOW DO U CHOOSE OMG (gonna stick to bnha, because i’m frankly too scared to look at all the fics i have bookmarked and downloaded lmaO)

Ima recommend 5, because I’m contrary like that.

Decision Height by @blueskiddoo (dabihawks, WIP slowburn, great characterization, fantastic pacing, epic action, beautifully written - a genuinely superb fic written by a genuinely superb human being who’s books i will 100% purchase as soon as the come available for pre-order)

Butterfly Effect by @bloodycarnations (dabihawks, WIP, slowburn - also freaking perfect characterization, amazing plot, lots of exploration into characters motivations and histories - truly would love to have it printed and sitting on my bookshelf tb, but not as much as much as i’d love to hug the shit out of thyandra)

Field Test by @kendrick-harlow (league-centric, dabi-centric - listen if i could have a fic turned into a movie, i’d want this to be it. fantastically written and somewhere between horror, found family, and absolute genius tie-in’s of the current bnha plot. lord have mercy i love this and all of kendrick’s fics)

Villain’s First Christmas by throwyourchaosinneutralanddrive (league-centric - found family league, extremely accurate characterization, hilarious, and literally the author i would vote to take over horikoshi’s job if anything ever happened to him - the amount of chaotic energy in these fics is thru the roof tbh, and i love the author like she’s my own flesh and blood (because she is, but that’s neither here nor there))

Hawks Needs to Stop Scaring the Shit Out of Shinsou, the Compilation by RadioMoth (Shinsou and Hawks-centric, hilariously written, criminally underrated, and with a friendship I’ve never seen before. Def go check it out if you want to laugh and love on hawks and shinsou!)

(in all honesty tho, I’ve read SO MANY good fics this year, holy shit)

#lskdjadghaj THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN!!!!#akldsjaa elegies ur gonna spoil me lmfao 😂#asks #i #elegiesforshiva

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jin-was-here-2 · 5 years

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Ship Questions: McReigns Edition 2

Who In Your Ship:

drives when they go on road trips? do they switch at the halfway point? does one drive there and the other drive back?

It's who ever's less tired or just wants to. It's one of those things they just have to do and want to be over and done with.

Roman is a radio hog no matter if he's the one driving or not.

looks over the menu for fifteen minutes before ordering the same thing they order EVERYWHERE they go? does the other half of your ship get annoyed by this, or do they find it endearing?

Roman's a foodie; he likes to know what all his options are. But a lot of the time he also wants to get something he knows he'll like. Drew finds it annoyingly endearing.

is more likely to get arrested?

...Drew. ...Just... sometimes certain types of people can really set him off and he gets a little... well, psycho. Great for in the ring... not so much in public.

is afraid of rollercoasters? does the other half of your ship try and convince them to face the fear, or do they take a softer approach and not push them at all?

Roman's not big on heights and crazy rides. Prefers the slower stuff. He can actually enjoy those and have fun. Rollercoasters aren't really Drew's thing either way, but he had fun goading Roman on to one once.

"C'mooon. You'll go against anyone and anything in the ring, but a little bumping does you in, Big Dog?"

"First of all, that isn't ''a little'' anything. Second, fine. But if I die I'm coming back to haunt you."

"Pffff. Noted."

shows up at home with a dog unannounced despite the fact they’ve already got three/four/however many pets?

Roman. He loves animals. Especially Dogs. (So do his brothers Seth and Dean. They're all bad influences for each other. When it comes to them.) So what if they already have a pomeranian, two chihuahuas, and a house cat? What's one more cute and fluffy family member? I mean really?

It drives Drew up the wall, because the only one he can really tolerate is the cat (They have a shared understanding of each other) and they always have people coming to their door looking for their bloody animals.

demands that they do date night? does the other person complain or do they go with it just to see the excited look on their partners face?

Roman. He's a total romantic. Mostly for the little shows of it. So the big things aren't something he needs all the time or even often. But there are times when the big ones go a long way with him.

Like they go out a lot, to just be together, however they don't really call them dates. It's just mutually nice. But sometimes Roman's bit by a love bug and wants a date date. And Drew obliges to keep the bf happy because he wants the bf happy.

is the clumsy one whose always tripping up flights of stairs or over their own feet? does it stress the other half of your ship out or do they find it hilarious?

Neither one is really clumsy. In fact, for two behemoths, they're suprising graceful.

*picks the music when they’re in the car? does the other complain about their taste in music?

insists on paying for everything when they’re out? do they fight about it?

Neither one really cares, but sometimes Drew takes it upon himself to be a little annoying. And then Roman will do the same next time to get him back for being a tit.

is the one to quietly suggest they get high together for the first time? how does the other half of your ship react?

Oh man. Well seeing as he has a nice plug in Dean and Renee, Roman. Drew dosen't have anything against it he just happens to not do it. And Roman wanted to see him high sooooooo baaad.

is secretly terrified of horror movies and yet watches them all the time bc its something the other half of your ship loves?

Roman, 'cause Drew likes a good scary movie. And it gives him a reason to curl up to him for comfort. (Which is also why Drew picks them in the first place a lot of the time.) Roman's ok with monster movies; you can physically fight monsters. It's the supernatural stuff that messes with him.

talks in their sleep? does their partner record it and call them out, or not tell them and keep it as a secret so they can keep enjoying it?

Roman talks in his sleep. Mostly loving on his brothers, pets, or Drew in his sleep. Drew secretly loves it. It's pure and soft and for his eyes only. Especially when there are little moans mixed in. He has started something more than once, kissing Roman awake once he heard those.

brings up the conversation of marriage + babies? how does the conversation go?

Roman wants allllll the kids ok. He has too much big dad energy to not want kids. It as to go somewhere. It'd be a long while before they have that conversation though. And Drew's gonna be caught off guard by it no matter when.

has to pull the other back by their back of their sweater when they try and do something stupid in public?

Both have had to. For trying to fight idiots in public. Roman more so 'cause Drew has like zero patience for people's bullshit.

is more likely to pick the other up from the airport with an obnoxiously large cardboard sign? what does the sign say?

YES. It's a dumb joke between them at this point.

Some of Roman's:

"You're evil cat has locked me out the bedroom. So now you're in the dog house. >:c"

"Looking for a tall unapproachable scary man. I'm very worried."

Some of Drew's:

"Here for The Big... Puppy. c:<"

"Looking for my lover. He's big, friendly, and will follow you if you give him food. I'm very not worried."

tries to cook a meal and accidentally almost burns the house down?

Drew. Poor man. Roman will never let him live it down. ...But I mean who burns spaghetti that bad?????

deliberately makes a squeaky chair squeak until the other person flips out?

Roman, 'cause he likes to push Drew's buttons every chance he gets. Rile him up. He thinks he's hot when he's annoyed. ...Especially at him.

falls asleep no matter what position they’re in + needs to be carried to bed?

Roman. He's a very sleepy boy.

They'll be watching a movie in the living room and Drew'll spot him nodding off.

"You better not be falling asleep. I am not carrying you to bed."

"Mmm.....zzzzzzz."

But then he dose. 'Cause he loooove hiiiimmmm.

is the little spoon when they cuddle?

Roman. Uhhhh he's baby??? And Drew pretty much makes sure of it for the most part. But there are times where Roman will snuggle up behind Drew and it's nice.

hates thunderstorms and needs to be comforted for the duration?

Neither one. Storms are whatever.

brings the other breakfast in bed? is it a proper cooked breakfast - or just an old muffin?

Both on occasions. Roman goes all out with a proper home cooked breakfast. Drew was very dimple-y that morning.

Drew went with pre-packaged muffins and yogurt. And Roman was just as touched by it.

convinces the other to go on a hike? do they love it, or are they absolutely miserable?

Drew, but it depends. They both like working out but Roman can be a little lazy or in a mood about it. But by the end he'd have had a good time.

uses emojis in replace of words? does it drive the other person insane?

Roman loves emojis. More so when he finds out Drew hates excessive use of them. It got so bad Drew gave him a limit. No more than two per paragraph or "bad things will happen".

can never admit they’re wrong?

They both have their moments.

lets the dog sleep on the bed when the other isn’t paying attention?

Roman. Everytime he's caught Drew throws a mighty fit. But like the dogs are super cute????? And he wants to be close to them?????

who decorates their house? does the other come home and blink at all the pastel pink and force a smile despite how much they hate it?

Roman's more decorative, but nothing so extreme that Drew hates it. Actually Drew is the one with this lounge chair that's so god-awful that Roman would like to see it burned

is more likely to get into a fight to defend the other?

Drew. It's actually how he realized he was catching feelings for Roman? And Roman highkey likes seeing himself being fought over.

is constantly spewing random facts about absolutely anything and everything? does it annoy the other person or do they find it all interesting?

Drew, and Roman finds it very interesting at times.

is the lovey dovey drunk?

Roman. He gets very touchy-feely. Like more so than usual.

laughs at their own jokes? does the other laugh at the joke… or at their partner?

When the joke or comeback is at the other's expense they laugh at their own joke. It's a hit or miss whether the other laughs at the joke or not.

is competitive about EVERYTHING?

Both. They really bring out the competitiveness out of each other.

apologises first when they have a fight?

Roman. He doesn't like when things aren't ok for too long.

makes the other a flower crown? does the other wear it without complaint or beg not to be embarrassed?

Drew wouldn't be caught dead making or wearing a flower crown.

is more likely to put their fist through a wall when they’re angry?

Either one. As long as it's not their wall. Roman expecially has too much pride in the house .

sends the other memes despite the fact they’re laying in bed next to each other?

Roman. He forgets 'cause Drew, Dean, and Seth are the usual ones he sends things he thinks are funny.

wears the others clothes the most?

Roman. 'Cause he can wear Drew's tops and bottoms. But they basically share pants at this point.

pranks the other on a near constant basis? how does the other react?

They drive each other nuts with how much they mess with each other, already. Only a few times has it turned into a full-blown Prank War. Which Roman is really good at 'cause uhhhh Dean. Drew knows he can't win.

comes up with obnoxiously sappy pet names for the other just to watch them roll their eyes?

Drew. He loves throwing up sarcastic sickeningly sweet pet names. He knows how they sound coming from someone like him. And sometimes he'll say them close to Roman's ear just to see him squirm.

forgets their anniversary

Neither. But we're talking about the big ones.

Roman likes to keep track of the little ones. Ya know, just to think about and reminisce.

is impulsive and makes big choices for them without stopping to think through what it all means?

...Drew. It's something they really have to work on because it has caused a lot of fights. He just gets in these moods sometimes where he "thinks he knows best, and if you don't agree well then that's too damn bad". Roman's used to group compromise. So that kind of attitude get's right up Roman's nose, and he's too strong willed himself to deal with it so they clash.

writes cute messages for the other on the bathroom mirror when they have a shower?

Roman. He'll be brushing his teeth and'll spot the mirror steaming back up from Drew showering and'll write something short and sweet like "love you ♡". And

Then while he's getting dressed Drew'll hug him and kiss his on the head. "You're cute."

has to do the dishes because the other gags any time they stick their hands in the water?

Can I just take the time to say I loathe nasty ass dish water.

Neither really. But Drew really ain't about that life. "We have a dishwasher for a reason."

jumps into the pool without testing the temperature, and who dips their toes in first?

Roman cannonballs without a second thought. He's so used to water. Drew prefers to test it first.

tries to kill bugs in the house… and which one stops them and gets the bug out of the house alive and well?

If there's a bug it needs to go. Preferably with Drew dealing with it.

can speak a second/third/forth language and uses it to annoy the other when they’re fighting?

Neither? If they do they don't annoy each other with it.

says i love you first? does the other immediately say it back?

It was surprisingly Drew. When they weren't at all together or even that friendly with each other but were sleeping together fairly regularly. ...It was a very confusing time. And something that had been bubbling up for awhile.

wins when they arm wrestle?

Ooooo. Oooooooooooo. They're 2-3 'cause Drew just broke the tie. But that's ok. Soon.

gets caught singing some old, corny one direction song to themselves?

Usually it's Roman. But everyone has had What Makes You Beautiful stuck in their head. Everyone. Even big ol' scary Drew.

"...Ar- Are you singing‐?"

"NO."

is forever forcing the other to take selfies with them? does the other person complain every time?

Drew don't do selfies. Or at least not often. Roman doesn't either but they're fun with other people. Drew complains a lot but he does it in the end.

shows up at the others house with chinese food + a six pack of beer when they’re having a bad day?

Roman. Beer and food make everything better.

sends the cheesy good morning/night texts?

When they were apart Roman would always send good night texts. Later on Drew would send morning ones when ever they're apart.

can never admit that they were wrong?

Drew has his moments.

suggests they send out a christmas card together? does the other go for it, or question when they turned into old people?

Roman saw it in movie one year and suggested it. Half for as joke and half because he really wanted to. It'd be funny. ...Nice, maybe? Drew definitely asked when they turned into old people.

is a morning person and who pulls the covers up over their head and begs for five more minutes?

Roman likes his "beauty sleep" and sleepin' in. Hates being woken up. Drew just likes to get his day started.

is constantly insisting they won’t need a jacket before they go out… and then has to steal the others when they get cold?

Oh my god, Drew is the worst with this. It's always, "ahh, I'll be fine". But then not that long into whatever they're doing he'll sit and act like he's not cold, and Roman'll roll his eyes and pass him the extra jacket he brought.

is a smoker and has to deal with the other forever showing them gross photos to try and convince them to quit?

Neither. Ok, occasionally Roman does some jesus cabbage with the boys. Drew dosen't get that hung up over it.

decides they need to go on a health binge and throws out all the sugary food in the house? how does the other react?

Drew did. Once. And never again after. Roman had kittens he was so mad.

holds all the important documents when they’re travelling? why?

Roman. Drew likes to think he can remember everything. He can't.

hates flying? how does the other help them relax before/during/after a flight?

They've done it so much it ain't anything nothing to either.

is more likely to suggest a lil fool around in the bathrooms at a club? how does the other react?

They're both fond of jumping each other in uncompromising places. Especially in the beginning when they were just fooling around with each other.

plans a night of board games for date night, and who plans a romantic dinner at a fancy restaurant?

When they do do date dates. It's because Drew knows Roman wants one. And good food goes a long way. But when they want something chill either one pulls out board games.

cries watching the news?

They don't watch the news. Or at least mainstream versions of it.

teases the other one for having a crush on them… despite the fact they’ve been dating for a year?

Roman. Mostly when Drew does something extra soft towards him.

believes in aliens?

Drew. Roman doesn't think much of it. Or it kinda freaks him out if he thinks to much about it. The rare times they're all together and Dean and Drew aren't at each other throats, it's because they're talking about spoopy stuff like that. Roman is amazed every time.

is constantly leaving the lights on in every room in the house?

Neither.

rocks the seat on the ferris wheel?

Drew would have had to really talk him on to it in the first place; he wouldn't be that mean. Maybe Drew would have at the beginning though, when they were enemies with benefits but was just starting to turn into something else.

is a terrible liar?

Ro can't lie to people he cares about to save his life. Baby feels soooo bad. And it's so visible.

is always reading the other their star sign despite the fact they don’t believe in any of it?

Drew. Everytime he sees it in s magazine. He thinks it's absolutely ridiculous how they say something different every time. How many meaning can they have? I mean really.

who panics when mercury goes into retrograde?

Neither even knows what that really means.

insists they watch documentaries to broaden their knowledge?

Drew. But then he'll see one that's wrestling related and they'll end up watching that.

is constantly renovating part of their house but not finishing one thing before moving on to the next?

They aren't home enough for multiple projects. So they'll have one that'll last longer than it'd usually need to take.

uses all the hot water?

ROMAN. It's why Drew is is extra pissy when they have to get up but he doesn't get to the shower fast enough.

"It's all that blood hair you have!"

is the shower person? whose the bath person?

They both like shower. They're quick and they have places to be. But when they have the time Roman suggests a nice long soak together. Helps with soreness sometimes.

is most likely to be unfaithful?

Neither. But if we're looking for angst... Roman might... accidentally... fool around with Dean... or Seth... or something. Maybe there was some pinning on one of there sides. But they were supposed to be just bros. They had some drinks and it just happened? I don't know but drama. Angst.

Bonus:

what is your otps song?

The Mighty Fall In Love by Fall Out Boy

do their families approve of the relationship? why/why not?

Yeah. I like to think everyone's chill. But there's always room for angst there.

whose friends do they hang out with more?

Roman's. Drew don't really have friend friends.

what do they do on their first date? did they have a first date, or did they just sort of… start dating?

Being together just sort of came up and bit them in the ass. They have no idea how or when it happened but they have allll the feelings now so fuck it.

what is their favorite way to spend the holidays? do they go to one of their families houses? or do they create their own tradition by staying in bed listening to christmas music and getting drunk?

They either go to each other's families, their friend's, or just have a little thing for themselves. Roman has a ball cooking special things for them.

what do they name their dog? do the give it a super boring name like allen - or do they name it something like bubblegum princess?

Roman named his pomeranian Tiger, and his chihuahua Tiny and his smaller chihuahua Mini. He baby talks to him a lot.

Drew is just as bad with his two black cats. He just refuses to admit it. He named them Max and Monty.

Y'all I'm bad with names. I donno.

how do they handle emergencies? does one of them crack under the pressure - or do they bicker because they both need to be in control?

They both have a strong need to control things. And it's amplified when things go wrong so they clash there at times too.

how did they meet? were they immediately drawn to each other?

Instant mutual dislike. But strangely attracted.

what do they fight about the most? how do they resolve their fights?

Control. They're both so stubborn and strong willed it causes a lot of friction at times.

Or Drew's refusal to get along with Dean and vice versa.

Inspo (x)

#this. took. so. l o n g.#probably ain't that good but here it is.#roman reigns #drew mcintyre #mcreigns #wwe #ship questions

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Can I have murahimu for the otp questions please? :)

Anonymous said to loose-leaf-teacanons:Would you possibly be willing to do MuraHimu? I love them so much.

1. Who liked the other first?

Mukkun, and it irks him like you wouldn’t believe. Not that he realizes what’s happening at first. He pays about as much attention to puberty and dating and crushes as he does to everything not related to his immediate interests (those being snacks, sleeping, and sometimes, maybe, very, very occasionally and just a tiny little bit, basketball), which is to say “not much”, which is to say “none at all.”

Not to mention most of the early signs register as nothing more than a profound sense of annoyance at, well, everything. Stupid Murochin being all nice to strangers when it’s obviously Atsushi’s Murochin Time. Stupid Murochin making him care about basketball. Stupid Murochin sending him snacks from America that start doing weird things to Atsushi’s insides before they’re even out of the box. Stupid Murochin making it hard to sleep when he’s around. Stupid Murochin making it hard to sleep when he isn’t around. Stupid Murochin making him want to try harder at everything.

And it just gets worse in third year because by then stupid Murochin has graduated, and stupid Murochin’s stupid dorm is now occupied by someone else, and they’re extra stupid, and Atsushi is stupid for forgetting that sometimes and ending up there when he’s not paying attention, and stupid Murochin is no longer captain, and the new captain is super-stupid, and nobody else on the team is stupid Murochin, and that’s stupid too, and he gets stupid happy whenever stupid Murochin calls, which is also stupid, and Murochin is even more stupid for not calling more often and making Atsushi think stupid things like he’s maybe being forgotten, and urgh. Everything sucks.

I don’t even know how he’d finally figure it out without some friendly intervention because Murasakibara is so prone to wrapping himself up in sulkiness and not really thinking about why he feels what he feels, and he sucks at being honest about it, too…

Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if his eventual confession (urged by Kuroko’s sage-voiced “But how is Himuro-san supposed to know all that when you don’t tell him, Murasakibara-kun?”) were just a long complain-y rant about how stupid and annoying Murochin is for being so far away, and how stupid and annoying it is to not see him, etc etc thank god Himuro is fluent in grumpy manchild speak because lord knows everyone else would be offended that they’re being propositioned like this. XD

2. Where is their ‘special spot’?

Whichever candy store is the closest? XD

(“That’s not what they mean by special spot, Atsushi,” says Himuro, which just gets him a blank look because isn’t the math obvious? He likes snacks, he likes Murochin, they’re currently in a location where he can have both… and Himuro just sighs fondly because this is clearly the height of romantic utterances.)

3. How do they cheer one another up?

Tbh that’s actually pretty difficult because, like I said, one of them is exceptionally bad with feelings in general and the other is bad with negative feelings pertaining to himself.

Himuro is a pretty good listener overall and likes being able to provide comfort and advice to others, but Murasakibara is such a prickly personality that it’s often for the best to just leave him be until he comes out to seek comfort of his own accord (which mostly involves flopping into Himuro and curling up to continue being a ball of anger/upset until Himuro picks his way through a bunch of leading questions (”Do you want a hug?” – “No.” – “Do you… not want a hug?” – “No.” etc etc.) to get him to relax.

As for Murasakibara, he… well. He tries? But Himuro is a very difficult person to comfort even for someone with a specialized empathy toolset because Himuro bottles things up a lot and has even more that he doesn’t want to admit to anyone, not even to himself. And when he’s at the point where he’s showing how upset he is about something, it’s because he either wants someone to notice (rare) or because he can’t hold it in anymore (more likely).

And Mukkun is not the best at relating to other people or disentangling complicated motivations. So mostly what happens is he either tends to lean into Himuro until Himuro collapses under the added weight of 2 meters of human, which results in an awkward not!cuddle where Murasakibara sort of puts his chin on Himuro’s head and makes discontented noises until stupid Murochin relaxes, already. And then he goes around for a couple of days eyeing Himuro like a hawk and thrusting Himuro’s favorite snacks in his face (or later, making desserts for him) and somehow that works because Himuro is fluent in odd-duck comfort speak, too. XD

4. What is their favourite movie to watch together?

Himuro is pretty easy-going when it comes to movies, so it’s hard to find something he won’t watch, no matter the company. Murasakibara likes family-type movies – iirc Fujimaki even said he loves Home Alone (which makes so much sense considering he has like four older siblings XD), but you can’t tell me he doesn’t religiously watch Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

Later on he also gets interested in Food Network style cooking shows or documentaries like Kings of Pastry. He doesn’t mind when Murochin wants to watch something sci-fi or action-y, but he draws the line at Himuro’s love of horror movies (the gorier, the better), because that’s just gross and you are gross Murochin are you a cannibal.

5. When did they know that they are each other’s soul mate?

Pffff, no. God, no. I don’t think either believes in the concept, but even if they did, they’re about as different as two people can be, so if anything, isn’t it more noteworthy that they’re making things work despite that?

6. Where do they primarily kiss one another out in public? Examples forehead, cheek, hand etc.

Mukkun gets all tsundere about PDA, and Himuro is nothing if not someone who can wait until the perfect moment where all things are working out in his favor.

7. Who goes all out for the other person’s birthday?

XD I dunno, they’re pretty laid-back about this sort of thing and tend to organize their own birthdays. Himuro will often invite friends for a small party (which works out really well considering the bf is well on his way to being a pastry chef and his best friend can cook literally anything to perfection XD). Mukkun is more the type who gets dragged out for a small gathering or wants to “stake out” some new type of high-end café and eat all their ridiculously tiny fancy gateaux. For research. Obviously.

8. Whose clothes are too big for the other, but they wear them anyway?

Himuro doesn’t do that very often (he’s too fashion-conscious). It’s more Murasakibara who’ll sometimes decide that “Murochin will catch a cold, he should wear this” and dump one of his giant picnic-blanket hoodies on him, and Himuro finds his irritated blushy face damnably endearing, so he does.

9. Who is the one who stays up late baking brownies and dancing in their underwear wearing a baggy shirt, and who is the one who comes down to see the other being all cute?

Even after answering this meme so many times, this question is still creepy. The ONLY part of this that I can see happening is the brownies thing because Murasakibara gets cravings at odd hours and now that he actually has the training to make his own snacks, nothing can stop him. (And then he falls asleep in front of the oven and Himuro gets woken up by the smoke alarm going off).

10. Would they cuddle even though it is super hot outside?

No. Murasakibara gets extremely cranky in the heat, not least because stupid Murochin will walk around the apartment in his underwear and constantly rub down with a damp towel and it’s too hot to do anything about that and gnarhghghgh.

#murahimu #headcanon cannon #meme #Anonymous

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Mimic — Yesterday at 11:02 PM Assssssss highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:02 PM Why does he think this will impress her? Starscream — Yesterday at 11:02 PM kljlfjdfldjflkfjld i want to punt him thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:02 PM Apparently it is, but he's still an ass. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:03 PM And of course he namedropped the movie thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:03 PM "playing in the same band you're in" highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:03 PM "I like men who are gentle and helpless."

"Abrasive and cruel it is." Starscream — Yesterday at 11:03 PM oh my gd Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:03 PM Shell Oil. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:03 PM :man_facepalming: Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:04 PM Was........was this paid advertisement?? Like putting a Coca-Cola billboard in the background of a scene? Starscream — Yesterday at 11:04 PM daphne's pissed thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:05 PM "and I am!" Mimic — Yesterday at 11:05 PM “Please, associate our company with pretentious money hungry assholes!” thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:06 PM A bubble bath... I bet he's dressed under there highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:06 PM "He treated me like hot wet excrement!" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:07 PM Called it Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:07 PM HE IS DRESSED UNDER THERE Starscream — Yesterday at 11:08 PM i do not like joe Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:08 PM same thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:08 PM Not anymore, nope Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:08 PM oh no. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:09 PM im goingto murder joe thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:09 PM For god's sake. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:09 PM this is going to crash and burn so bad Starscream — Yesterday at 11:10 PM WHAT thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:10 PM What a great friend, right. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:10 PM Shenanigans incoming I’ll admit. I love this song. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:11 PM Same Starscream — Yesterday at 11:11 PM EWWWWW Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:12 PM why is he going along with this Starscream — Yesterday at 11:12 PM oh my gd Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:12 PM c r e e p y highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:13 PM He's awfully small and has a high pitched voice. Plot twist, he's hiding something too. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:13 PM plot twist he's trans lol he forgot something Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:15 PM Plot twist, he's enby. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:15 PM plot twist he's a pretender thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:15 PM Ohh, that must be how he got in without them seeing him Why IS he going along with this highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:16 PM I was about to ask the same thing! Starscream — Yesterday at 11:16 PM he's prolly afraid of joe Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:17 PM a) because he's ride-or-die or b) because he doesn't wanna cockblock. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:17 PM what a dick, seducing sugar Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:18 PM Or because Joe almost knocked his head off earlier and he's scared to say no now maybe Starscream — Yesterday at 11:18 PM yup Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:18 PM Possibly. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:18 PM Like. What is his plan for this. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:18 PM prolly just doing this to fuck w daphne thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:19 PM ...I don't think that's... correct about the port and starboard Starscream — Yesterday at 11:19 PM do you even have the keys broski omfg :man_facepalming: thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:21 PM Just making stuff up with abandon Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:21 PM sweats nervously highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:21 PM What in the world is he angling at? Starscream — Yesterday at 11:21 PM ew heterosexuality Mimic — Yesterday at 11:21 PM GAAAAAY Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:21 PM Confessing you're ace, but now. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:21 PM "See! I don't have a boner at all" Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:23 PM is this all improv?? it feels like it thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:23 PM gotta be Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:23 PM --not literally, just, like, in the movie. Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:24 PM Oh honey. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:24 PM What element of this is supposed to be charming? Starscream — Yesterday at 11:24 PM ew more heterosexuality thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:24 PM I wanna smack him. "oh I have no idea where the light switches are" Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:25 PM I'm choosing to trust you very hard about the ending, okay highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:25 PM All I can say is it's quotable. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:26 PM how long is this movie highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:26 PM "This situation does nothing for me unless you scrape for my affections like a dog." Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:28 PM These scene transitions-- they're swinging the camera between two different sets in the same room, aren't they? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:29 PM ...Okay, now I can't unsee it. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:29 PM mood Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:30 PM Oops! Sorry, didn't think it would make it weird. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:30 PM No, it's fine, it's just funny Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:31 PM I was really interested in film production at one point-- it was a long time ago, but some of it stuck with me. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:31 PM it is funny i want to punt joe into the ocean Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:31 PM (Unfortunately, so will these scenes.) thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:31 PM I feel bad for her Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:31 PM M O O D Starscream — Yesterday at 11:31 PM i hope she doesnt end up pregaganant thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:31 PM This can't be going anywhere good highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:31 PM At this point, they're the more charming couple of the two. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:32 PM Ha! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:32 PM why indeed eyebrows oh THAT kind of discussing ...aww. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:43 PM im gonna punt him thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:43 PM oh god Starscream — Yesterday at 11:43 PM noooo dont steal the bracelet highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:44 PM I hate Joe. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:44 PM what an ass thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:44 PM right? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:45 PM --no.... wait no, that's not how diamonds and gold shake out weight-wise Starscream — Yesterday at 11:45 PM daphne's trapped in an abusive relationship with joe highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:46 PM Get out of there, Jerry. You deserve better. See, Jerry knows. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:46 PM leave daphne!! i hope that happy endings coming up gaaaaaay Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:48 PM I had a different tab open for a second-- who said something about a minute ago that sounded like "Your ass claim?" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:48 PM facepalm Starscream — Yesterday at 11:48 PM run bitches ruuuuun thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:48 PM OH NO highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:48 PM Jerry can have a happy ending, Joe can die against a wall. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:48 PM So much for their clever exit Starscream — Yesterday at 11:50 PM did it freeze ? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:52 PM Ho ho ho Ohhhh boy PFFF Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:54 PM Trojan horse cake? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:55 PM damn Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:55 PM This person is Very Animated. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:55 PM ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Mimic — Yesterday at 11:56 PM who could have seen that coming Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:56 PM Well that just happened. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:56 PM haha nice thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:57 PM hehehehe highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:57 PM OH, FOR PIT'S SAKE. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:57 PM maybe they shouldn't have done that?? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:57 PM just maybe! Starscream — Yesterday at 11:57 PM did the cops show up? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:57 PM Quick change! Starscream — Yesterday at 11:58 PM the elevator man saw highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:59 PM I hope you're happy, now she's got baggage. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:59 PM right? Starscream — Today at 12:00 AM LESBIANS but wrong girl Sharpwing — Today at 12:00 AM That's questionable on practical and personal levels thenightetc2 — Today at 12:00 AM good job! Sharpwing — Today at 12:00 AM Why does he suddenly care?? Starscream — Today at 12:00 AM ugh so the man gets three girls! noooo dont out them! thenightetc2 — Today at 12:02 AM "and I'm on the run from the mob, who is about 2 minutes behind me" Starscream — Today at 12:02 AM what an idiot thenightetc2 — Today at 12:03 AM Pffff Sharpwing — Today at 12:03 AM this man looks like a muppet Starscream — Today at 12:03 AM HE DOES HDHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA thenightetc2 — Today at 12:03 AM Cute! Sharpwing — Today at 12:03 AM I SEE YOUR POINT Starscream — Today at 12:04 AM whelp daphne you got a husband now omfg what a great ending highglossfinish — Today at 12:04 AM And so does Osgood. Sharpwing — Today at 12:04 AM I suppose that is quotable sdijdkfjsgsdf highglossfinish — Today at 12:04 AM Joe can still die horribly. Starscream — Today at 12:04 AM osgood's rich enough, he can bribe the marriage courts Sharpwing — Today at 12:04 AM Free Sugar, please Starscream — Today at 12:04 AM osgood/daphne/sugar ot3 thenightetc2 — Today at 12:04 AM Joe falls off the boat and drowns. highglossfinish — Today at 12:05 AM I was just about to say! Starscream — Today at 12:05 AM that look on daphne's face when she realizes shes married jdlfjdlfkjflksf highglossfinish — Today at 12:05 AM Well, he's not yet, but he will be. Their wedding will probably be fun. Starscream — Today at 12:05 AM still gotta evade the mob lol thenightetc2 — Today at 12:05 AM Doubtless! highglossfinish — Today at 12:05 AM While Joe bobs lifelessly in the Gulf. Starscream — Today at 12:06 AM i love how the ladder of weirdness went up and it ended with IM A MAN and osgood's like "no one's perfect" with a dumb dopey smile on his face Sharpwing — Today at 12:06 AM May I suggest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzJuZgvuvyg YouTube Imbrandonfarris GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKES BANANA BREAD!

>:D Mimic — Today at 12:06 AM Pfffff Sharpwing — Today at 12:09 AM Quite honestly there are funnier ones of his, I wish I had chosen more carefully thenightetc2 — Today at 12:09 AM pfff :frowning: Sharpwing — Today at 12:12 AM good shot yes, banana bread does go in that, and i never realized that until now thenightetc2 — Today at 12:13 AM I've got one! https://www.tiktok.com/@bdylanhollis/video/6949315220976176389?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1 Sharpwing — Today at 12:13 AM THE RECIPE GUY thenightetc2 — Today at 12:13 AM THE RECIPE GUY Sharpwing — Today at 12:14 AM this is the best one ok highglossfinish — Today at 12:15 AM Amazing note to end on! Starscream — Today at 12:15 AM thanks for the stream! say hi to breakdown for us! Sharpwing — Today at 12:15 AM Thank you!! thenightetc2 — Today at 12:15 AM That was great. Thank you! Mimic — Today at 12:15 AM Thank you, good night! highglossfinish — Today at 12:15 AM Thank you! Sharpwing — Today at 12:16 AM :blush: <3 Starscream — Today at 12:18 AM according to tvtropes before the movie censors got in the way osgood's final line was supposed to be "i know" when daphne reveals he's a dude Mimic — Today at 12:18 AM Goddamn Hayes code thenightetc2 — Today at 12:19 AM Awwww. Osgood, bi icon. Starscream — Today at 12:20 AM we stan one muppet billionaire highglossfinish — Today at 12:24 AMAnd the love of his life.

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