#heterosexual life partners

[teotheratking]

Drunk party in '53

#okay so original text instead of the date should've been #heterosexual life partners #but wrote 'homosexual life partners' instead #they're just silly here #pre-martinaise bro stuff #yes they said no homo after #disco elysium #jean vicquemare #harry du bois #chester mclaine #mack torson behind the camera #jeanharry #harryjean

[safetydance]

When it was fun

#Disco Elysium #harry du bois #jean viquemare #heterosexual life partners #my art #had to go with the angsty title sorry

[groove-stick]

Jivers (Jean Shivers)

I struggled to get the heterosexual life partners for the longest time but since I had the specifics figured out I always go for it.

To get the plaza jivers (if I'm correct) it has to be day 1 or 2, you need it to rain, have 4 Shivers, 2 Inland Empire, 4 Esprit de Corps, you need to have not yet called your station, and have Lonesome Long Way Home internalised but not yet completed.

#disco elysium #jean vicquemare #had to record it so i can listen to jean being worried about his heterosexual life partner whenever i want to... #i wanted to include a 'how to get it' too because this is oddly specific and it drove me nuts #heterosexual life partners

[ennaku-sirri-da]

Hey I'm mentally okay again! Time to post something unhinged but true and real to my heart.

I have a secret to confess to all of Tumblr.

I've been thinking about Habismal kissing nasty for almost two years now.

[ plaintext: I've been thinking about Habismal kissing nasty for almost two years now. ]

And its the most beautiful thing in the world. I think if you saw them not making out but definitely locking those lips in an extreme manner that would cause thermometer glasses in their vicinity to burst toxic mercury and any animals around to have courtship season come early-- your heart would undergo an orchestral, transcendant epiphany. Just pairs, pairs, everywhere, I love when things come in twos.

I want it to be Gross. I say this with love. Theres spit, there's blood and there's ass grabbing. It is still the most enchanting and magical thing, like a butterfly with iridescent wings flying on a clear day, and oh, the sky goes on forever. If any homophobes saw them in the park bench being a public disgrace then it's THEIR RIGHT to do so, HELLO. So a laser will shoot that bitch into the nearby duck pond. Even a 24 platoon army could not stop Habit from appreciating Kamals generous&bountiful backcheeks. It's so horribly romantic that it takes my breath away. I have missed five, fifteen or even twenty minutes of exams and classes and official appointments thinking about all this in the most vivid, painted detail and I hope I never forget that sheer winged bliss.

It's the love in the little things too. When Kamal burys his face in Habits boobs for emotional support because the coffee shop is getting to be a oversimulating situation, not because he doesnt care what the wide-eyed employees watching think, but because he loves his bro more than that. The Brocabulary. When Habit cited "Article 56: Help Thy Bro If His Back Be In Peril" ( plaintext: Article 56: Help Thy Bro If His Back Be In Peril" ) and Kamal lets go of sweet sleep to follow their old Code from college that's a joke but no it is but no it's not.

They are not Only romantic and not Only platonic but a third thing: so devoted the lines blur. You bet if Kamal gets married to someone then Habit will be invited and also snogging him for good luck before he ties the knot. They're the ultimate buddy movie to me. Fool antics, unexpected deep moment, WILD trips to the same few places they're used to, anti climax etc. Then at the end is an inexplicable (if you're straight ) inexplicable scene where they're in the same bed and oh my god. I don't know if I could've gotten through this part without crying. It's so....they're getting something from each other that they have been unfairly deprived of from the past. The soft touches, the touches that promise not to hurt..also the hickeys DAMN!??? Such a mess their designs are. I never thought I'd be the kind of person to be saying these things, but imagine the comfort it must bring them on some days to see their marks on each other and remember through the painful mind that, yes, he loves me. Anyway yes they're in the same bed and being silly hehe winky face. When the credits roll then Best Friend by Toybox (nightcore ) plays but with a special effect that makes your heart open all its eyes to eight new colors that you didn't even know existed.

NONE of the marketing mentions this( if you're straight). It's all shot like a found footage indie film btw.

But what really gets me is how they're...they look out for each other. They would protect each other with their lives. Kamal holding Habit laying down under his arms. Stitching him up when hes torn. Habit stashing Kamal away in his coat and/or boobs. Did I tell you one of his reasons for not getting top surgery was so that they could be comforting somehow one day btw. And I think it's somehow more meaningful to me when they're not solely each other's partners as well but DO have other people they see and would primarily define themselves as friends really. Friendship...is more important than love da😭( sobbing emoji) God, I'm so soft for that.

And really the kiss, Rose(kamal) meets Red(habit), is a culmination of all these thoughts. To me it's like an unashamed&mutual "I care about you dickhead" and that's beautiful. Thank you and always stay nasty.

#i say #txt #habismal #roseverse #roseverse au #i live in an alternate universe HI normal people passing by...here is a passing glimpse of My world... #dr habit #kamal bora #kissing nasty #nasty style #sloppy makeouts #bromance #ultimate bromance #ambigious homoeroticism #ambigiously gay #sloppy platonic makeouts without tongue #i mean you can eat a bit of habits tongue like literally consume it bc its some kind of sour sugared candy but do not MAKE OUT #heterosexual life partners #anddd jic #suggestive #pda #s4m #smile for me game #boris habit #fun fact kamal only calls him boris when things are getting seriOUSE SJSJSJEJ #gay people i respect gay people i don't respect #gatekeeping yaoi

[meinqiwu]

true love is possible only in the next world

#heterosexual life partners amiright #rotating them in my head n shiz #harry du bois #jean vicquemare #disco elysium #disco elysium fanart #jeanharry #digital art #fanart #sketches #digital illustration #artists on tumblr

[misscoet]

comfort and chaos

i was going to record timelapse on this piece but keep forgetting about it so here's some process.

#myart #fanart #disco elysium #harry du bois #jean vicquemare #how do you call codepent relationship between you and your partner? #heterosexual-life partner #dysfunctional codependency between 2 depressed and emotionally constipated men is too delicious #jeanharry

[worstloki]

Sigyn avoiding the allegations by only referring to masc Loki as her ‘husband’ and calling fem Loki her ‘bestie’ in the most allegation-inducing tones possible while insisting she’s unmarried for the time being

#‘how are you not married??? that’s the same guy!!!!’ #Sigyn: I’m heterosexual 🗣🔥🗣🦅💥💥🦅💯🔥🗣✨💥💥🦅🚨🙌🗡✨🦅💥💥 #people like why don’t u just call him your partner or explain that he’s living life as a woman at the moment and she’s like ‘...no <3’ #Sigyn avoids misgendering this way but also avoids people being mean about the gender switch bc she insists fem Loki is not the same guy #a true ally fr #‘does your husband know you’re at the club right now??’ *sigyn looks Loki in the eyes and asks ‘what husband?’*

[ettadunham]

✨ 2023 monster girl + tv tropes of the week 19/52

regina mills

“You said I could let go of the anger that was weighing me down. And suddenly it felt like without it, I would just... float away. That anger was all I had. What would I be without it?”

#outatedit #reginamillsedit #ouat #regina mills #evil queen #once upon a time #lana parrilla #*my edit #*gifs #monstergirls2023 #almost caught up with myself on this list! and we got some obvious choices out of the way #and because i know people will comment on it: #yes heterosexual life-partners is a very funny trope and yes it is inherently gay #i also don't care that lana parrilla is of average height regina IS tall dark and snarky i will not be debating this

[cryptiduni]

i love it when sad middle aged men are shaped like a wet sad puppy

#…queer divorced dilfs they should grab a drink & talk about their totally platonic heterosexual life partners (who are both sharpshooters) #like they are both efficient and deadly at what they do but they do falter in the beliefs for their respective organizations(?) #but they’ll continue doing it because that is all they’ve done and all they’ve known. #they are doing this endless task for themselves and good of the people and their dying world #idk i just wanted to make nonsense correlations between my two favorite games pftt #also these two are so hot and aforable omg you can’t unnerstand #disco elsyium #harrier du bois #darkest dungeon #reynauld #rey willingly left his wife yeah but they both miss their wife #and harrier can be objectively more pathetic and an ass but have you seen rey’s meltdown barks

[ticklishcicada]

new shirt/sticker design!!!! Its my birthday so you have to buy it on something its the law (spreadshirt prints last way longer btw)

https://www.spreadshirt.com/shop/user/ticklishcicada/ https://society6.com/ticklishcicacada

#sanrio #my melody #kuromi #mykuromi #pastel #pink #lesbian #gay #LGBTQIA+ #queer #pride #GAL PALS #besties #kiss your heterosexual female life partners

[gabs-magical-abs]

Xena and Gabrielle Relationship Timeline (official)

Xena fell for Gabrielle pretty early in Season 1 but didn't act on it because she was dealing with her whole "Woe is me, I'm bad and evil and Gabrielle is pure and good" drama.

Gabrielle, meanwhile, was suffering some serious comphet and it wasn't until Girls Just Wanna Have Fun when she realised GIRLS ARE HOT and that she didn't just want to be Xena, she wanted to be WITH Xena.

That end scene in GJWHF is basically Gabrielle propositioning Xena and in my head canon, they become FWB after this because a) Gabrielle is a baby gay and b) Xena is scared of commitment.

Gabrielle then got guilted into marrying Perdicus because he threatened to kill himself (classy dude that one), but also because of gay panic and the fact that Xena wouldn't agree to make their relationship more serious.

If Ulysses is actually a real episode and not a fever dream, it definitely happened after ROC but before The Quest, where X and G are still in their weird FWB but not willing to admit they are actually girlfriends stage. I have no idea what Xena would ever see in such a boring dude but whatever. Something something hurt feelings about Perdy and maybe some more internalised "I'm getting too close to Gabrielle and I will hurt her, better to hurt her now by latching on to this boring man" thinking.

Then The Quest happens and they admit they love each other (gay) and then they're officially girlfriends and they get married after A Family Affair and honeymoon in India.

#xena #gabrielle #xwp #otp: heterosexual life partners #abs words of wisdom #what a fever dream of a post this is #who let me back on tumblr #anyway they are gay your honour #well Gabrielle is a lesbian #and Xena is bisexual

[disco-asphodel]

the thing about me is that i will ship kimharry harrydora and jeanharry with equal levels of pounding the floor and screaming and sobbing. like they’re all the love of his life but in different ways and it makes me wanna chew through the hull of a battleship

#the man who pulled you out of darkness and made you want to live again with the sheer force of his iron self-esteem and sense of justice #the woman you gave a decade of your life to who epitomized love and beauty and who forced you to accept #that some piece of your heart will always remain outside your body—fundamentally out of your control #the Heterosexual Life Partner you became codependent on through a cycle of unending trauma—whose rage at you was transformed #into the very force of your survival #gee harry how come your mom lets you have THREE soulmates #disco elysium #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #dora ingerlund #jean vicquemare #kimharry #harrydora #jeanharry #my posts #meta

[57sfinest]

sits down at the jeanharry table with my lunch tray. so like here’s how i see it. kinda iffy on whether it’d ever work out after martinaise but before martinaise there is Something going on. they’re not GOOD for each other (in fact harry actively ends up making jean worse but jean was already bad so it’s not like he was innocent) but at the same time they are extremely crucial in supporting each other since neither of them really are close to anyone else which is how it spirals into codependency so fast. yes they frequently fight and rip each other to shreds etc but also they are always hanging out and sometimes they genuinely are just having a good time with each other. and it’s definitely Something that goes beyond simple friendship, but harry definitely holds a lot of internalized homophobia & toxic masculinity and i’m 100% sure that jean does too, so like. the only way that their Arrangement works is if they don’t put a name to it. they KNOW that what they have is more than just two guys being dudes but they just call themselves friends (or partners in the context of work) and it works out fine as long as they both stick to that and refuse to put any more thought to it. yes they do things together that would definitely be considered dates if they were a het couple but they’re NOT a couple and they’re NOT dates because they are two MEN being DUDES. don’t you know harry dated a woman once? he’s STRAIGHT. they’re HETEROSEXUAL LIFE PARTNERS. the feminists hate to see two manly men supporting each other in today’s world. if they support each other by going home and fucking drunk that’s literally none of your business. you will never understand a warrior’s bond.

#i firmly believe that 'heterosexual life partners' came from jean himself #when chester and/or mack ribbed him about how he and harry are definitely fucking #and they were mostly joking but jean's overemphasis on 'HETEROSEXUAL life partners' convinced them it was not actually a joke #chester was like 'mack i bet you lunch i can piss jean off in one sentence' #and when jean came by or whatever he was like 'jean you crazy homo how often do you take it from harry? lol' #and jean IMMEDIATELY went on the defensive like 'we are HETEROSEXUAL life partners. shut the fuck up. what the fuck are you saying.' #and chester over lunch with mack is like 'yeah so i was joking earlier but. the way he reacted. no they're definitely fucking.' #like they NEED each other they do help each other but they also make each other so much worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #sorry. #kiwipost #jean vicquemare #harry du bois #idc. tagging this. shitty pre martinaise jeanharry nation. #i hate jean i want his horse to trample him<3 #jh

[thefuturewithoutus]

why are you as a man having a wet dream nightmare where another man appears at your shoulder presses into your space and talks in your ear about sexual desires. there's layers to this this is almost hannibalesque in a way

#the heart #re-animator #danbert #the way his chin brushes dan's shoulder too #idk. to dream about your naked gf begging for you while another man is entering your personal space swiping your shoulder with his chin #and talking about how much she wants to fuck you. that's not a hypeman that's a rainbow prism of bisexuality if you understand. #the sexuality and physicality of dan and herbert's relationship you should know iam frothing at the mouth #this could ALMOST pass as inconspicuous if herbert was detached set dressing his dream to be evil. but him taking an active #and i must again emphasis PHYSICAL. presence and touching him and voicing meg's desires like he's not just a proxy. it's a little too much #danbert is sooo.... tangible because reanimator makes the conscious or unconscious decision to again and again cross the line from #heterosexual plausibility to just too intimate for dan and herbert to be passed off as heterosexual life partners #ok. OK

[meinqiwu]

left behind for a wholesome new thing

#cries in ​heterosexual life partners #jeangst #idk what im doing #jean vicquemare #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #disco elysium #disco elysium fanart #illustration #fanart #meiq art

[dykeseesgod]

very productive day in class 2day

#kermit fozzie and gonzo tvtropes certified heterosexual life partners we stay winning #🖋 #muppets