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woosansang · 2 years
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#jazzy talks#delete later#hahahhahha who would have thought that avoiding going to a therapist for years would suddenly make it#extrmeley difficult for you to go back to a therapst hey#how does one even do therapy i dont remember#like hi hello nice to meet you i dont even know whats wrong with me half the time but sometimes i go mute and i think i have autism and#and ive been having a gender crisis for about three years also i want to date girls but dont want to talk to people#and i dont know if i actually had a crush on someone who lives on the other side of the world of if im just that lonely that ill make up#feelings but also every day that goes by when i dont speak to them i feel strange like not sad but i just want to talk to them#or anyone but also i dont want to talk to anyone lol how does tjat work#and i sort of hate my job but i sort of love it sometimes and im way too scared of change to move schools but i dont think#i can survive another year and a half at this school#also someone i havent seen in a few years told me yesterday that i look like ive lost weight which i have#but i drink like an australian and ive started snacking constantly again and i know that's going to reserve everything i worked so hard for#and i am self aware enough to know this yet i cant seem to stop lol#im moving out with my sister and her bf in a few months and idk if thats just going to make me realise even more how lonely i am#with my three and a half irl friends who never make the time to see me#who all tapped out of my birthday party bc they were tired or busy or whatever#when my sister and her bf want to do things without me i feel sad except thafs their relationship not mine#so instead i live on tumblr and photoshop and do badically nothing else for days in a row until the two of them want to do smth with me#im not improving in one of my dance classes and want to drop out of that class#and the dance class i teach is horible sometimes and also makes me want to stop taking them#i work at least an extra working day every single week if not more which is basivally seven days a week#and i want to use my money to travel and do things but the idea of taking that much time off work makes me feel#almost as anxious as actually going to work every day#i want to call my friends but i cant#i want to text my mutuals but i cant#i want to go to sleep but i cant stop thinking about whats going to happen tomorrow#where does the part come where you actually start living instead of just getting through the day bc its been like this for too many years#and i am just tired of it. i am so tired of it yet im going to do exactly nothing to fix it. sigh.
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*GOOFY AHHH TUTUORIAL*
lesson 2: getting started on psds!!
hit "read more" if interested!
** NOT ALL PSDS ARE FILTERS, PSDS ARE USUALLY BASES THAT YOU CAN OPEN UP. PSDS ARE PHOTOSHOP FILES THAT YOU CAN OPEN UP AND EDIT WITH ALL OF THE LAYERS. THIS IS A TUTORIAL FOR A FILTER PSD (aka, making your OWN filters) **
hey there!! welcome to lesson 2. you don't need to tune in on lesson 1 to understand this, because it was just about finding editing programs and finding tutorials and motivation, so if you already know about all of that, you are basically prepared for this lesson.
this is a tutorial for PHOTOPEA, idk if this works anywhere else. also, this is INTENDED FOR A COMPUTER. (ex: dragging and dropping files and all of that stuff)
STEP 1: the first thing you may* see when going into photopea is this screen:
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drag any image into the box that says "drop any files here" if you are a noob and don't know how to drag and drop files you can find a tutorial here. anyways, like i was saying drag and drop any image.
now it should look something like this (but instead of the hatsune miku image its the image that you prefer):
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STEP 2*****: now that you have your image, look at the symbols at the bottom right corner. you should see this folder image (folder is circled in red)
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you should click the folder button. now you have created a folder. this is going to be the filter.
now that you have the folder down, before proceeding further make sure that its HIGHLIGHTED
go a little bit above the corner, and you folder should be highlighted like this
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if its not, just click on it.
now that its highlighted go back to that right corner and click this half circle button that i circled in red
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once you click it, this should pop up
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i usually hit the "selective color button" first
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it usually presents you with this:
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at the top of the image, you should see the "colors" button, thats the color you are editing. click it and choose the color you want to edit. you can edit how much a certain color is in a color lol. if yk what i mean.
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now i spent a little bit of time editing the selective color, and you can see that the image looks a little different. scroll up to the original image on stop one to see what im talking about! you can add many selective colors until your satisfied!
as you can see, i've added another selective color!
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now, right below selective color, (back in the half circle menu) you can see "replace color" this is what it looks like (i've already edited it but you get the idea)
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you can choose a color to make FUZZY** and after you do that, you can change the hue, saturation, and lightness to your liking.
here is what my miku image looks like after FUZZINESS**, not a big difference but u can still kinda see it.
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STEP 3*****: after you've done that, go back to the half circle menu and close to the top but not all the way, you can see "curves". they look like this:
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now you can bend them and destroy them to your liking.
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(the higher UP you make your curve go, the lighter it gets, the more LOW you make your curve go, the darker it gets. it also does some other stuff too***. just keep on breaking and bending it to your liking.)
now this is what my filter looks like
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STEP 4*****: after your done with abusing and breaking lines now go back to half circle menu and find "color balance". it should look like this
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its already edited but whatever (everyone thing should start at zero) but just move the circle more towards the color that you want there to be more of. also hit the range thing to effect more then just the shadows.
now heres what it looks like:
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the difference is VERY small****, but you can see that theres more green and cyan + blue when you look closer.
Step 5*****: near the curves thing, you should see "brightness/contrast" you should probably hit that. and it should look like this
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adjust it to your liking! its already been adjusted in the image as you can see but still.
Step 6*****: now if you hit the half circle button and look a little bit BELOW curves you should see "vibrance" it also has a saturation button but just drag the circle to your liking.
Step 7*****: next is "photofilter" its in the half circle button in the middle. if you want more of a certain color, click on the orange box to change it. here is what it should look like btw:
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also the "density" is how much the color effects the image.
step 8: also, near the "photofilter" in that middle row a little bit above it, there is hue/saturation. its pretty explainable what it does, but just adjust the circles to your liking.
i have been editing this for the last hour, i hope atleast ONE person finds this post helpful. if you are currently reading this, thank you! if you used this tutorial, PLEASE send me the PSD you made!! (through the "request" button on my blog or @ me in a post!!) /nf
IF YOU FOUND ANY OF THE * SYMBOLS, THIS IS WHAT THEY ALL MEAN:
.. * i HOPE your photopea looks like that, it SHOULD. if it doesn't look like that your PROBABLY not on photopea.. your probably on some alien website or something. ** I honestly don't know what "fuzziness" means yet so i'm just as confused as you are. *** other stuff being: change of colors, making the image more red (making it look like it took place in hell!) interverting the image, making the colors more gray. **** honestly a lot of the options make the difference very small ***** you don't need to use ALL of these options if you don't WANT TO. i honestly don't use photo filter for most of my edits.
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epicqtefail · 2 years
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Hey woah your art is inspiring to me. Your humour, your way of putting panels together. The punchlines. I’m a little in love with how your work makes me giggle.
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!!!!!?!?!?! HELLO i'm madly in love with how your message makes me want to draw forever, thank you oh my god! i'm so touched because i feel like you listed my weaknesses, especially with how i put panels together lol i'm a serial stacker, whenever i think of a comic it plays out in my mind in motion, like a short cartoon, so it's hard for me to visualise it on a page rather than just a series of events... I probably should get more creative with my panelling but hey, you've made me feel incredibly valid with what i'm doing, thank youuu <3
Honestly, i've been struggling a lot with drawing this year. im hoarding an ungodly amount of WIPs/ideas that date back to 2020 but i started to feel like there was nothing to them (less than that, like, just an obnoxiously boring eyesore), and that extended to the things i've already drawn & shared, and i'm still self-conscious that when i post this, anyone who reads it might wonder why im even getting a message like this :''D as if people are gonna be that judgemental! but I do really feel like i'm getting back on track with drawing again! i want to work on some old comic ideas and i'm excited about it!
there's just one obstacle: i can't draw connor's fucking eyes,,, i just can't get the endearing googlyness of them and never have and im determined to learn. but I swear i'm so close to just photoshopping his actual eyes over the drawings or drawing them in a different animation style for every panel.
but anyway, thank you so much for this and im so sorry for going off on a tangent, i commit such bad ask response etiquette because i cant shut up about my emo tions. .. i'm just excited about being excited to draw again! and you've really helped me find that giddiness today!! thank you again!
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blu-bax · 2 years
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Day 1
rating: 8/10
Today is the first day of my blog :), today was pretty good, but i couldn’t find my student ID and i was freaking the fuck out! I texted my mom and she said not to worry about it and that i can just ask for a new one. I was nervous to but i went along. Then i got to on the bus with my friend rayna and i asked her if she could get my new ID with me since i was nervous, she said yes and we finally got to the school where we saw some older women standing in a hall. “Hey she forgot her ID” rayna said “First period.” the lady said we were confused but didn’t care that much, if anyone asked about my ID i would just tell them what was going on. Then we headed straight for the gym like we were told we sat there and waited to be allowed to walk to class, i forgot what my first class was called but we basically learn how to photoshop, animate, and code a little. My teacher (let’s call her Mrs.Tech) gave us our new schedule because the decided to change it i guess? Mrs.Tech asked us some weird questions though, like no relation to the class questions? “Is Cardi B better than Niki Minaj?” weird af but go off i guess. Then i went to my second class which was math, due to our schedule change my other friend Jaida was in my math block :D my teacher (lets say Mrs.Math) kept on talking about shrek and other stuff, then we heard the school speakers go on “if you do not have your ID badge then please come down to the library.” The women on the speaker repeated what she said once more as i made eye contact with Mrs.Math and pointed to my neck where my ID badge should’ve been. She sent me down to the library where i got my picture taken and the printed out my ID. IT LOOKED LIKE A MUGSHOT PHOTO. It was so embarrassing but it’s better than what the original picture was lol. fast forward a couple classes because i’m tired and my fingers hurt, i made a friend named Carter and he’s really nice to me! he kinda looks like that gay kid from south park (the pic should be down there) but we hung out a lot and then i went to lunch where i found my other friends and we joked around about my ID and my squished nutella sandwich i had made that same morning (note to self, get a container next time instead just a ziplock baggie) time skip again and it’s dismissal, i get on my bus and go home. ANOTHER TIME SKIP IM SORRY ITS GETTING LATE 4 ME!! i’m eating dinner with my mom and we’re talking about me moving in with her in maybe a month because we both think i’ll be happier with her than my dad. I can talk more about that soon if you guys want. then we go take a walk and just talk about stuff from when my parents were together. then i’m back home where my dad is being a bit of a bitch but i’m sure he was just tired <:). now i’m here :D! also there are a lot of pretty alt girls that go to my school! I made sure they knew that. now i’m in bed about to head to sleep while listening to spotify in a dark super hot room. Stay safe sweethearts!
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himbotron · 6 years
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“yea time to do homework!!!”
what i do instead:
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lavenderwhore444 · 3 years
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So imagine this the reader is a hero and shigaraki is a villain of course anyways shiggy falls head over heels for the reader and always tries to get there attention while the reader does find shigaraki cute but he’s being a pain in the ass always destroying things and making messes, reader kidnapped him and  Using him as a fuck toy ( of course our little  pervert is enjoying this ) anyways the reader straight up tells him if he behaves and start doing good things he’ll get rewarded and actually get to cum, long story short tahts how shigaraki stopped being a villain and destroying things
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Warnings: edging, blowjob, Shiggy cums in your mouth, lol, fingering (female), vaginal sex, porn (filming), Tomura wasn't as submissive as I planned and pretty much doms you in the end 😞. He's kinda subby at the beginning tho. THIS COULD’VE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER IM MAD. If this gets 1,000 notes, I'll rewrite it 😏 I never say shit like that but yolo ig.
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“Shiggy why the actual fuck are we here? It’s the middle of nowhere and that hero y/n’s base is here, ” Dabi complained.
“Shut up. I’m your boss, ” he said, giddy with excitement.
He was so excited to see you: your cool quirk and costume, your pretty voice and face. Plus you’d pay attention to him. You both fought close range, so he’d be able to get a good look at you. He'd get to admire how beautiful you looked up close. The last time he saw you, he swore you were blushing at him. It wasn't like him to flirt with heroes. That was Dabi’s thing, but he couldn't resist.
“Dabi burn that down, ” he ordered.
“Yes boss, ” he muttered, setting the building ablaze.
It was the sixth time in two weeks blue flames were seen from out your window. You sighed, stretched and walked towards the burning building.
“Again?!” you said, saving the last of the people inside.
“I just couldn't resist, ” Tomura smiled, “I missed you y/n if you’d just give me your number, we wouldn't have to do this, ”
“In your dreams, creep, ” you scoffed.
“You're so mean to me, “ he pouted, letting you dodge his punch on purpose.
“God fucking damn it Shigaraki. Stop burning my shit down!” you yelled in frustration.
“Then go out with me. Then I'll quit burning things down. Please y/n? I promise, ” he said.
You groaned, “no, Shigaraki, I won't go out with you, ”
“I love it when you say my name, ” he sighed, “you have such a pretty voice y/n, ”
You slapped him on the back, tripping him with your other foot.
“Just get out of here, ” you said.
“Fine, fine, but i’ll be back for you my love!” he called as he stumbled into the warp gate.
You smiled to yourself. Shigaraki was kind of cute, but he always made such a mess. It was a shame, really.
A bruise-covered Tomura stumbled upstairs. Normally he’d be mad that an enemy marked up his avatar but they were your bruises. Proof that you had touched him with those gorgeous hands. He shrugged off his coat to find a note stuck to it.
‘xxx-xxx-xxxx’
It was your number. You gave him your number. He practically skipped downstairs. He slid into the seat beside Dabi and waved the note in his face.
“She gave me her number, ” Shigaraki bragged.
“Ha, funny story, ” Dabi deadpanned, lighting a cigarette.
“Whatever, I don't need you to believe me, ” he said.
He walked upstairs and sat on the bed to make a contact for you. He put you as ‘y/n <3’ with his favorite picture of you. The picture was from your very first fight. You and All Might were smiling at the camera. He had bought photoshop for two reasons, the first to get All Might out of the picture and second, so he could enhance the photo of you. He ran a finger over your digital face.
“So pretty, ” he whispered, “my pretty y/n, ”
Shigaraki finally worked up the courage to text you.
I knew you'd give in eventually y/n
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He put his phone down and started playing his game. Before he knew it, hours had gone by. He checked his phone.
I knew you'd give in eventually y/n
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Whatever come see me
I'm not dumb y/n this is a trap
I thought you liked me
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I promise it’s not a trap
And I never thought I'd say this but I do like you Shigaraki
Even if you make a mess of the city
Every
Fucking
Day
Get over here before I change my mind creep
📍 y/n sent their location 📍
Fine
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Shigaraki gave Kurogiri the adress.
“Here. Now, ” he ordered, putting on his artist's gloves.
The warp gate opened, and he took a shaky breath before stepping through. He entered your living room, it was surprisingly cozy, and you had lit a fire. You weren't in the room, so he sent you another text.
I'm here
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He heard you open the door and walk in.
“Hey creep, ” you said.
You sat in front of him on the couch.
“You can sit but if you want to keep standing there like an idiot go ahead, ” you said.
He scoffed, “the real idiot is the person who let a villain walk into her house after sending him her location, ”
“Touche, ” you responded, “but I know you'd never hurt me. The city and everyone else is fair game apparently,”
“Just let go of the whole destroying cities thing, ” he said, putting an arm around you, “I was just doing it to impress you, ”
“The only thing that was impressive is all the extra hours I had to put in, ” you snapped.
The room fell silent.
“I'm sorry, I didn't mean to snap at you, but you do really stress me out, Shigaraki, ” you sighed, “so I guess it’s only fair that you help me relax, ”
You straddle his lap, putting your hands in his hair
“You're going to live here from now on and pay off your debt to me, Shiggy. And if you're good, you'll even get a reward, ” you said, tapping your finger on his nose.
“What do you mean rela- oh, ” he said, realizing what you meant.
“You don't have to if you don't want to, baby, ” you said, kissing his forehead, “you'd never hurt me, and I'd never hurt you, ”
You wiggled your hips in his lap, “although something tells me you want this as much as I do, Shiggy, ”
“Yeah whatever, ” he mumbled, embarrassed, “go ahead, ”
“You sure?” You asked, nuzzling the side of his neck.
The only time you touched people as a pro-hero was if you were fighting them or saving them. Having Shigaraki here was so nice. He was rubbing your back and holding you. Despite being with a villain, you felt so safe.
“I'm sure, y/n, ” Shigaraki said.
He moved your face in front of his and kissed you. Neither of you had much experience when it came to kissing or romance in general. You were too busy fighting each other. All things considered, your first kiss was pretty good. You never thought you'd have a villain in your house, let alone on your lips. He rubbed his hands up and down your waist.
“Use me however you want y/n you deserve it, baby. I trust you, ” he mumbled against your lips.
It didn't take long for the two of you to strip, shoving your tongues into each other a mouths. Shigaraki didn't really know what to do. He mostly learned from porn. He just kind of rubbed your cunt smiling when you jumped as he found your clit. He learned quickly, rubbing it harshly as you whined into his mouth. He found your hole after a while, pressing a finger in. One didn't really do anything for you so he pressed in another one confused that it wasn't causing the reaction he wanted.
He started wiggling his fingers around until he felt an extra squishy part inside of you and rubbed it, causing you to start moaning again. He brought his other hand to your clit, letting you hump his hand.
“Shigaraki, ” you whined, “please don't stop, ”
“Not gonna stop, baby, ” he said, “don’t worry, ”
You didn't expect him to get you to cum his first try, but soon, you were feeling the pleasure intensify until it broke, ripping through your body.
“No more baby, ” you groaned, “too much, ”
He pulled his hands away and pressed his forehead to yours.
“Thank you for letting me touch you like that y/n, ” he said.
“Its time for me to return the favor, ” you smiled knowing exactly what you wanted.
You lowered yourself onto him, adjusting as he groaned at the feeling of you around him. You felt so warm and wet, so tight around him. He bucked into you when you finally started bouncing. His nails dug into your hips. You decided to rile him up.
“Gonna make you cum so hard, baby, ” you said, nearly giggling, “gonna make you feel so good,”
You reached down to your clit, throwing your head back. His size made it quite easy to get yourself off, and before you knew it, you were right on the edge. You pushed yourself to cum as fast as possible, moaning and whimpering.
“So close baby, ” he groaned as your orgasm finished.
“Too bad, ” you said getting off of him, “did you really think you deserve to cum? After all the trouble you caused? You're gonna have to work for it Tomura Shigaraki, ”
“What the hell, ” he said, “that's not fucking fair. I made you cum twice, isn't that enough?”
“After all the shit you've done? No, no, no, baby, the only way you're gonna get to cum is if you start cleaning up your fucking messes. We’re going out tonight to help clean up that building you burnt up, ”
“No the fuck we’re not. I'm leaving. Fuck you, ” he said.
“Ah ah ah, ” you said, grabbing his phone and pressing two buttons, “kurogiri can't send any warp gates, and your quirk is neutralized. Plus, I'm keeping this phone, ”
He was livid. Maybe you were the real villain here.
“Dont look so sad baby, if you work hard enough, you could cum in the next couple of days. Until then, you're mine to fuck whenever and however I want, ” you said.
He scoffed, “I'm a villain y/n I'm not gonna let everyone see me acting like a fucking hero, ”
“Have fun being edged every day then, and no, you're not allowed to get yourself off. I can't trust you not to, so you're forcing me to tie you up. If only you would come to help your wonderful girlfriend who's just trying to help you have a better life, ” you said.
“Girlfriend?” he sputtered.
“Mhm, ” you said, “I like you, Shigaraki don't you remember? And you asked me out yesterday, ”
He stood there dumbfounded.
“Come on. I'm tired let's get to bed, ” you said, taking his hand.
You walked into the bathroom with him.
“Here I got you pajamas and a toothbrush. Do you need anything else?” you asked.
“No I'm good. Thanks, ” he said.
“No problem baby, ” you said, ruffling his hair.
You brushed your teeth and put on pajamas. You caught him by surprise and tied his hands together.
“Hey what the hell?” he said.
“Shiggy, I told you I couldn’t trust you to be a good boy. You forced my hand, ” you said, leading him to bed.
You both laid down, and you pulled him into your chest, cuddling him close.
“Mmm, good night Shiggy, ” you said.
“Fuck you y/n...goodnight, ” he grumbled.
You giggled and kissed the top of his head. Over the next few weeks, Shigaraki became more and more irritable. It was so annoying to be pushed to the edge every day just to watch you take his orgasm away.
“Fine!” he yelled, on the sixth week of his stay “fine! I'll clean up all the buildings Dabi burned down yesterday! Just let me cum y/n, baby, just let me cum, ” he begged.
You smiled and hugged him tightly, “oh Shiggy, I knew you'd give in and help me! I'm so proud of you. C’mon let's go right now and you can cum after. Any way you want baby, ”
To everyone's surprise, Shigaraki did a great job of cleaning up the building in record time. However, he did threaten everyone at least five times until you shot him a look to make him utter a ‘sorry.’ he had earned his phone back after that since he did such a good job.
He got his shit rocked that night, cumming until he was shaking and crying. Begging you for more.
“Please y/n please let me cum again, m-more I want more, ” he begged.
“Tell me how much you want it baby. Tell me how bad you need to cum, ” you said, taking him in your mouth again.
“Please, ” he cried, “please y/n I need it so bad, ”
You spent hours fucking him, fucking him even though you were over stimulated to the point of tears.
Meanwhile, the league was falling apart without him and disappearing almost completely. It was no secret that people were looking for him, but he was with other heroes all the time. They had no chance at getting him back.
‘So this is what it’s all about,’ he thought, ‘sure y/n is getting paid but not for this. Y/n cleans up and helps people for free. She never gets paid when she's helping behind the scenes. Neither do her friends. Maybe I had it all wrong. Maybe I was right about heroes when I was a kid, ‘
“Y/n, ” he said one night, “I want to get my license. I want to be a real hero, just like I wanted when I was a kid. I was wrong. I was wrong about all of this, ”
You smiled and kissed him hard, “I knew you'd come around, Tomura. You deserve a special reward, baby, ”
He grinned, “what did you have in mind?”
“Mmm, how would you like to show the entire world that I'm all yours?” you asked.
“Id fucking love that y/n, ” he said.
You kissed him. It was messy and loving. He left hickeys all over your neck, snapping picture after picture.
“You want to take a few of me a sucking your cock? Want a fucking video for everyone to see? Let everyone know I suck your cock? Yeah, do you want that baby?” you teased, settling between his legs.
“Do you when have to ask?” he said grabbing your hair on a ponytail, “go on baby, don't be shy, ”
He had his phone in his hand as you licked a long strip up his shaft.
“Tell them who you belong to, baby, ” he groaned.
“You, ” you said, sucking on the head of Shigaraki’s cock making him moan, “I belong to you, Shiggy, I'm yours baby, ”
“That's right, ” he whispered.
You started bobbing your head as he moved more hair out of your face zooming in on you.
“Smile for the camera baby, ” he teased.
You smiled around his cock as best you could while still sucking him off. He kept the camera trained on your face as he shoved you down the rest of the way, causing you to gag. He whispered out a quiet ‘fuck’ as you struggled around him.
“Oh fuck, ” he groaned, using your mouth, “almost there, baby, keep taking my cock come on you can do it y/n, ”
You sucked harder trying to use your tongue as much as you could. You felt him pull you so your mouth was around his tip cumming in your mouth instead of your throat.
“Show them, baby, ” he said, zooming in on your mouth, “show them all the cum you took, ”
You opened your mouth, some dribbling down your chin.
“Swallow sweetie, ” he cooed.
You swallowed and opened your mouth again to show that it was empty.
He chuckled, “good job baby, ” he said petting your hair.
He stopped the video watching some of it through.
“Good job y/n you're a natural, ” he smirked.
You giggled and kissed his inner thigh.
“Lay down on your back on the bed for me, baby, ” he said, walking with you to the bedroom.
He ran his hand over your body, squeezing your tits and thighs.
“So pretty baby, ” Shigaraki whispered, panning the phone up your body.
You giggled, spreading your legs for him.
“God y/n look at that baby. So fucking wet for me. Just for me, ” he said
He ran a finger through the wetness between your legs. Once Shigaraki’s finger was coated, he brought it up to your mouth, getting a good view of your face as you sucked it clean. He laughed and dragged the finger back down your body to push it into you. He quickly added a second finger and working you up until you were moaning and moving against him frantically.
“Right there, ” you moaned, “please Shiggy I'm gonna, ”
“Go on, baby, let them see you cum for me, babe, ” he urged, bumping your clit with his thumb.
Your legs started shaking as you got louder, letting go around his fingers for the whole world to see. Thinking about that, everyone seeing a pro-hero brought to her knees by the most powerful ex villain.
“Want you inside, ” you muttered, “want you inside me, please Shiggy, ”
He smirked and lined you up, rubbing his cock against you before sliding in as your back arched.
“Shiggy, ” you whined, “baby please move, please fuck me, ”
“Sure princess, ” he snickered.
He got a good angle and started to thrust slowly. You whimpered, gripping the sheets as he began to speed up, listening to your moans and the squelch of your cunt as he plunged into you. He began to speed up, alternating between your face as you got lost in pleasure and the way his cunt hugged his cock. Shigaraki kept up a steady pace for a while before throwing it all away to fuck you ruthlessly, letting your tits bounce for the camera as you became more and more desperate for release.
“Shigaraki, ” you cried, “I need to cum, baby. Please, ”
He brought a finger down to your clit, rubbing slow circles that increased in speed slowly until he was rubbing it ruthlessly. Your moans only got louder as you bucked against him.
“I'm gonna cum, ” you whispered.
“Louder, baby, ” he said, starting to lose control.
“I'm gonna cum!” you cried.
“Do it, baby. Come on, let them see you lose control, let them see what I fucking do to you. Cum for me y/n.”
Your back arched, eyes rolled back as you let out a loud broken moan. Shigaraki moaned as he zoomed in on your face, contorted in pleasure.
“Fuck baby I'm gonna cum. Gonna cum inside of you baby girl, ” he grunted getting faster.
He let out a long moan as he halted inside of you, letting his cock shoot cum inside of you. He stayed still, panting before pulling out slowly. He let the camera focus on the sticky white liquid oozing out of you.
“Fuck, ” he whispered.
He dipped his finger into you and had you lick the cum off of it.
“I love you, ” he whispered, bracing himself for rejection.
“I love you too, ” you said, pulling him into a kiss with the phone forgotten.
The video was stopped as he pulled you close to him. Shigaraki held you to his chest, rubbing circles on your back.
“Guess what I'm drawing, ” he said, tracing a heart on your back.
“A flower?” you guessed.
“Nope, ” he said, kissing the top of your head, “a heart, ”
He grabbed his phone again, posting the videos.
“There we go, ” he whispered, “now they'll know you're all mine,”
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hey, bet you've got a whole bunch of asks just floating in out of your inbox like this already, buuut do you think you'll ever finish everlasting party? or even just do writing for the fandom again? your writing pieces were all so captivating and so beautifully characterized and JUST INCREDIBLE. even if you decide not to get back into writing it mind maybe giving some hints on how you planned for the story to go BECAUSE IM LITERALLY DYING TO KNOW. binge read the whole thing in one night and can't get over it!
You know, you’ve given me a great excuse to finally write a post about this anon, ‘cause I have a surprising amount to say on the topic ^^ But first, thank you so much for your kind words! I do look back fondly at the things I wrote for the Mystic Messenger fandom and I’m really glad you’ve enjoyed reading them as well.
So, here’s a Q&A-style answer to things I get asked about Everlasting Party and what I’m doing in the MysMe fandom nowadays (after the cut):
Why did you stop writing Everlasting Party?
At the time I believe I’d gotten rather overwhelmed with school work and decided to put off writing the next chapter until I felt like I had things better under control. Weeks turned into months, and because I hadn’t played Mystic Messenger in a while I started to doubt my ability to even finish the story I’d intended to tell. It became easier to just leave it “until I felt like coming back”.
But don’t worry too much about me - I’m doing pretty great nowadays, and I’ve even done a bunch of writing again in the last couple years (just not for MysMe, sadly).
Are you still in the MysMe fandom?
Yes, I am! I don’t post on here so much, but if you’ve been following my Mysterious Messenger posts at all (see the pinned post on this blog) you’ll know that I’ve been working on a Mystic Messenger-style engine since 2018. I tended to work on it in bursts throughout 2018 and early 2019 but for most of 2020 and all of 2021 I’ve been making daily updates to it adding new features, fixing bugs, and maintaining the code. It’s even got a novel-length wiki to go with it lol. I’m also collaborating with a group of people working on a free fangame that will use the engine.
Are you going to come back to Everlasting Party?
All right so this is actually a couple of questions in one. First, do I want to come back to EP? The answer is yes. It haunts me that I’ve left it unfinished and I sometimes get messages or comments about it and I want very dearly to have it finished so I don’t have this loose thread dangling about ^^;;
Will I come back to finish EP? I don’t have a concrete answer for this one because I hate making promises I can’t keep, but I’ll give you some information on my process for this:
I keep telling myself if I remake all the chatrooms for EP with my program (mentioned above), I have to finish writing EP.
I feel like I need to replay the games to re-familiarize myself with canon to properly write the characters again, but don’t really have the same drive to go through all the chats
It’s been a while and my writing style has actually evolved quite a bit (but for the better, I hope!). If I finish EP, there are earlier chapters I’d like to expand upon and potentially modify to flow better. I do worry though that earlier readers might not like the way I change it, but also, I have no idea how many of those people would come back to read the ending, really, anyway.
The good news, though:
I actually wrote 25k on EP during Camp NaNo in July 2020
This is EP’s current word count in my drafts (unedited):
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EP is also no longer constrained by my ability (and patience) to make chatrooms at all anymore since I can generate them in mere minutes with my program rather than painstakingly editing them frame-by-frame in Photoshop
I would really like the satisfaction of finishing this story :P
So in summary anon: I am cautiously optimistic about the fate of Everlasting Party. And I actually adore messages like this that let me know people have enjoyed it and would be willing to come back if it was completed! ♥ The odds of me finishing it do, in fact, increase with each person who tells me this, ‘cause part of my worry is that it would be pointless anyway since it’s been several years and what if it doesn’t live up to what people imagined it would be...
Basically, even though I’ve written several additional unposted chapters of EP, I really want to have the whole story complete before uploading again so I don’t get anyone’s hopes up. That said, it’s also pointless to sit on another 25k+ of words if I don’t finish it, so... well, how’s this: if I don’t finish EP by 2022, then I’ll upload what I have written and write a note on my plans so people like you can have some closure.
Thank you again for this message! And if anyone reading this has read Everlasting Party and is also interested in the ending, I’d love if you’d send a message or comment my way with your thoughts ♥
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caswlw · 3 years
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part of my brain is like lol i hope when the queen dies that the british monarchy dies with her and the other part of my brain is like omg is charles crazy enough to take the throne when he’s so old and crusty that letting william just take it makes more sense but then i’m like what if charles dies before the queen bc that’s not completely out of the question and THEN im like omg what happens when the queen dies like most ppl alive rn don’t know a time before this queen was reigning and then it’s like all these ppl still have the money w the queen on it and then i’m bounced back to hey remember when there were talks of replacing jackson and putting harriet tubman on the $20 and then i’m reminded that oh wow harry and meghan are going to have such cool kids and william and kate just in comparison are so much worse and it’s like harry def has wanted to leave for ages but nooo they’re all blaming meghan and then it’s like he actually served in the army and he’s not credited for it even tho his tours were longer than any of those other fucks and then i remember the military is a leech and that just reminds me of college and then i circle back to how i have 50+ unfinished assignments and a drafted depression email to send to my teachers and then i remind myself that princess diana wouldn’t want me to trouble my brain with all of this so all of that to say i think i want to start watching the crown but my mom wants to do it with me but i’m afraid she’ll bring up school and i can’t exactly lie easily and she’s great at manipulation (she’s a cancer btw) and so i just sit and think about how prince philip just died and the queen has thin skin and so they photoshop her hands to look less bloody and we go back to lol i hope when the queen dies that the monarchy dies with her
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baskrvilles · 3 years
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do you think you could post a tutorial on how you color manga caps? it doesn't have to be thorough! just like a general idea bc i have no idea what im doing lol
hey anon! sorry for getting back a little late working sucks anyways i am 100% the worst at explaining things but there are like two tutorials that i use when it comes to the basics + blending so i'll link them for you!
i personally use paint tool sai to color but i know a lot of people use photoshop so if you don't have sai but have ps you should still be able to do the same things! these tutorials do a really good job of explaining but if you have any more questions for clarification you can always ask me!
tutorial by @/mrpikachew here
tutorial by @/sukerokus here
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freddve · 3 years
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🍷 😳 💋 😱 ✨ 😡 😬 😢 😁 💕
send  🍷  for  a  drunk  text  from  my  muse
freddie [ sent at 4:32 am ]: i beliEV E i cand flyyy freddie [ sent at 4:32 am ]: i go tO FLYYYY
send  😳  for  an  embarrassing  text  from  my  muse
freddie [ sent at 9:51 pm ]: hey  freddie [ sent at 9:51 pm ]: i wanted 2 scare u bt im trapped in a damn toilet window i cant move freddie [ sent at 9:52 pm ]: please i cant feel my back  freddie [ sent at 9:55 pm ]: its not funny toni please freddie [ sent at 9:59 pm ]: i am claustrophobic darren!!!!!!! 
send  💋  for  a  flirty  text  from  my  muse 
freddie [ sent at 3:27 am ]: cant sleep.  freddie [ sent at 3:29 am ]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEpmUUEkrKM  freddie [ sent at 3:30 am ]: consider this my official proposal. freddie [ sent at 3:30 am ]: change my contact name 2 wifey now 
send  😱  for  a  scared  text  from  my  muse
freddie [ sent at 1:12 am ]: i think im haunted freddie [ sent at 1:12 am ]: no its not my grandma peach i’m familiar with her presence  freddie [ sent at 1:12 am ]: this one feels different freddie [ sent at 1:12 am ]: highkey evil vibes. freddie [ sent at 1:13 am ]: i dont like this freddie [ sent at 1:13 am ]: can i come over????? 
send  ✨  for  a  random  text  from  my  muse
freddie [ sent at 6:32 am ]: i lost my shoe
send  😡  for  an  angry  text  from  my  muse
freddie [ sent at 7:57 am ]: fucking hell antonia i can’t fly? freddie [ sent at 7:58 am ]: ig i tried to bc i woke up at the bottom of my stairs freddie [ sent at 7:59 am ]: why didnt you tell me that before?????? freddie [ sent at 7:59 am ]: plotting my downfall, i see.
send  😬  for  a  worried  text  from  my  muse
freddie [ sent at 1:07 pm ]: morning miss antonella kavinswan :-) freddie [ sent at 2:16 pm ]: helloooooo freddie [ sent at 2:19 pm ]: are you avoiding me  freddie [ sent at 2:36 pm ]: ???? open the door come on freddie [ sent at 2:38 pm ]: i dont see lights. i dont hear shit. freddie [ sent at 2:39 pm ]: im gnna fucking break ur door. i know karate and im strong freddie [ sent at 2:43 pm ]: you havent texted me since yesterday. where are you? freddie [ sent at 2:49 pm ]: you’re still here.. right?? 
send  😢  for  a  sad  text  from  my  muse
freddie [ sent at 12:01 am]: that’s it lol freddie [ sent at 12:01 am]: dad forgot my birthday :D freddie [ sent at 12:02 am]: mom too :DDDd freddie [ sent at 12:02 am]: so thoughtful of them <3
send  😁  for  a  happy  text  from  my  muse
freddie [ sent at 7:28 pm]: spent the whole day photshopping michael & i <3 freddie [ sent at 7:28 pm]: feels like we’re rly a couple. i love it freddie [ sent at 7:29 pm]: omg wait i photoshop you too now we’re a thruple !!!! hehehehe
send  💕  for  a  loving  text  from  my  muse
freddie [ sent at 3:08 pm]: i saw ur face in a cloud freddie [ sent at 3:10 pm]: sorry : ( tried to capture it fr you bt im not a great photographer :/ freddie [ sent at 3:12 pm]: but trust me it was so pretty. like made me almost believe gods real lol. thanks toni 
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yakumtsaki · 4 years
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Hey, newbie to the Sims 2 here. I’ve been following your works for so long and I’ve always wanted to try the whole screenshot/storytelling thing with my sims but I don’t really know where to start, it’s all pretty over whelming
hi anon! i feel u but dont be overwhelmed, u seriously just need 4 things to start taking pics/shooting for a story:a) a good screenshot program (fraps or greenshot are the top choices)b) photoshop and some ts2 editing actions (good starter are the ones by eversims until u figure ur ~personal style~) or gimp c) poseboxes and omsps (also mentioned in my tutorial which i link later)d) a willingness to accept that ur first couple pics are probably gonna suck and improvement will take timethat’s legit it, get urself items a-c and internalize the fact ur first attempts are gonna be bad and not up to par with what u see and like on simblr. dont let it discourage u, i guarantee u will eventually get there and it will happen faster than u think
since uve been following me for a while heres an example from my own pics. this is the first sim pic i posted on tumblr on august 2016. take a good look at it and note how bad it is in every aspect. all of my pics from that time are like that, they’re bland, lighting is weird, the posing is lol, the zoom is off, the editing is literally why etc etc. the pics in the first couple chpts of nll produce enough cringe in me to power a small country. by october i could do this, which at the time was my favorite pic id ever taken. by january i could do this which was a logistical nightmare, by may this, and by july i could write a tutorial 
im not saying this to pat my own back like ‘oh look how far i came blabla’, my point is i clearly had no natural talent for this stuff so if i can do it anyone can. i came into this exactly like u, knowing literal shit about ts2 pics, and there were times were i was like ‘ffs is this shit ever gonna look the way i want it to?!’ and short answer is yes it will if u keep practicing!
i used to hate hate HATE posing. i cant stress it enough, i prob have a few text posts from bitd where i rant about it, like it literally gave me migraines. now posing is my fav thing in the game bc the better u get at smth the more u enjoy it. get the required programs, start shooting, dont be neurotic about it looking like crap bc it will for a while, dont be content with mediocre pics, and if u end up posting dont get all emo about comparing urself to other ppl and not getting a lot of notes at first bc these things take time. watch urself drastically improve and always keep in mind it’s just a hobby and it’s supposed to be fun. if u find urself not enjoying it and feeling the annoyance of screenshots is not worth the fun u get out of them then tell screenshots to fuck off. hope ive helped a little, hmu if u need anything else! 🐹
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bluelotuss · 4 years
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lean on me: afterstory
in case you havent read it, here’s the original story; pls go read it before starting this one!: (x)
(sry blu is committing an act of s a c r i l e g e but blu has failed to find a good gif; you won’t be seeing this message if you read this way later bc i will have fixed this error by then. sry for the inconvience~)
here’s a beautiful gif :’D
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Walking back to Seungmin’s car, a realization hit you:
That was my first date.
Blushing profusely, you felt your temperature rise as you held your cheeks in your hands. No way… was this a date?! But it was so casual!
Fingers trembling, you opened your phone and went on Safari.
“Date… definition,” you said to yourself as you typed the letters.
A social or romantic appointment or engagement, you read. Then… it was! “It was a date, wasn’t it…?”
“Do you want it to be a date?” Seungmin asked, leaning over, smiling at you teasingly.
You looked up quicker than when Brandonbury had called you out for sleeping. You hadn’t realized that you said that last part out loud. You covered your mouth with your hands, cheeks tinting cherry red.
“This won’t do. Let’s go on a drive downtown before we call it a date,” he grinned, and you returned it with a shy smile.
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Though the relentless winter gale howled and the night air nipped at your skin, you were warmed by the fluffy feeling inside you.
Your heart was about to burst. You had to tell someone before you exploded. Attempting to hide your smile, you whipped your phone out and went straight to your chat with Ryujin, but to your surprise, there was a string of new texts awaiting you.
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[ryujinnie💖] so
[ryujinnie💖] about the whole joshua thing
[ryujinnie💖] 👀
[ryujinnie💖]
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[you]
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[you] what the actual hell ryujin
[you] you didnt hurt him… did you?!?
[ryujinnie💖] no no, not rly  
[ryujinnie💖] actually we’ve put our differences aside 😊
[you] ..rly now.
[ryujinnie💖] in fact, hes a pretty cool guy
[you] mhm?
[ryujinnie💖] yea👌
[you] maybe you shouldve figured that out BEFORE YOU VERBALLU AND OHYSICALLY ATTACKEC THE DUDE.
[ryujinnie💖] hey.. i paid for his coffee after ;;
[ryujinnie💖] cheer up~ i dont think hes the type to hold grudges (:
[you] -______-
[you] how reassuring coming from the one who attacked him in the first place.
[ryujinnie💖] well we talked for a little n he seems like a nice guy.. real nice 😏
[you] uhuh
[ryujinnie💖] i can see why you fell for him
[you] huh
[ryujinnie💖] he’s def at least an 8
[you] yeah? well im over him lol
[ryujinnie💖] its okay,, you can be sad… im here for you 😔😭
[you]
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[you] hehe ///
[ryujinnie💖] .
[ryujinnie💖] 😳😳😳
[ryujinnie💖] since when do u know photoshop??
[you] >____<
[ryujinnie💖] hey didnt u say he was just your partner for the bb proj?? liar~~
[you] he was then…. not anymore ;)
[ryujinnie💖] kim seungmin, huh
[ryujinnie💖] knew you guyz suited each other lol
[you] park* seungmin, actually
[ryujinnie💖] umm… no? theres no park seungmin in our grade dude
[you] haha jkjk
You set your phone down and rested your head on the boy beside you. Sitting next to Kim Seungmin, you were by the happiest place on Earth; Disneyland had nothing on him. A warm haze washed over you as you leaned into him.
I wish I could lie here forever, you thought to yourself. This feels too much like a dream.
As if he was reading your mind, Seungmin cocked his head knowingly.
“It’s too bad there’s no such thing as forever,” he sighed. “Soon enough, the night will end and the morning will come.”
“But until then, lean on me all you want,” he smiled. “I’m not going anywhere.”
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ilguna · 4 years
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i also have a list of shit my history teacher (this year) has said and done so I will share it with you:
warning: its really fucking long bc he would say/do shit MULTIPLE times a day
goes onto the next slide, “it’s a meme, get it?” proceeds to explain the meme (its the hey arnold meme with the first)
also goes onto another slide, with the twitter opinion meme. at the end of the paragraph it says “this class smacks, I’m lit”
“I’m going to beat up your brother. i am going to pummel him.”
On the 6th day of class he finally realized that there was a total of 6 guys and the rest were girls
student: “You should not put it in (as an assingment)”. teacher; “laugh out loud, im dead”
he was teaching us how to write a DBQ, the computer had a pop up saying that the battery was low, and then a spider shows up out of fucking nowhere, hanging from the ceiling. he CLAPS it, jokes about eating it, and then sets it on his desk (not in the trash can 2 feet away) so he can “deal with it later”
his endless military stories, specifically ORANGE DESERT
he wrote “if you would have had your thinking skull on” on my first DBQ
him saying “I hate this” after typing a word wrong multiple times while teaching us DBQ’s lmfao
“For the lols”
Threw a box of tissues across the room into the trash can
threw a box of tissues at a student
he had this obsession with throwing expo markers at his whiteboard, trying to make it land on the metal part so expect that a lot.
“Do you want me to drown him in a bathtub?” (which was about a student’s dog that had separation anxiety lmaoo)
Sang the rain drop, drop top song
The collars on his shirt turned up
“He’ll be beaten for that distraction” (after his son called him during his lesson and he willingly answered)
“Stay woke” 
“It was a hot boy summer for him”
expo marker landed on the metal thing for once thanks to a towel that was there
kyle (it must have been a story or something i dont remember)
He woah’d at some point
HAHA so there was a kid in my class that had got caught with a bong on the second week of school and he was suspended. when he came back to class, we were going over what the south grew in the U.S. very early on into colonization. and he used the bong kid as an example of a tobacco farmer
tried to eat a balled up paper
“important revolutionary war stuff”
“My bae, George Washington”
“They could’ve killed g-dubz, but they didn’t”
called george washington “g-dubz” frequiently
“Facts”
“Swagtastic”
he got excited over a military general (baron friedrich von steuben) for being a gay military general--”That was very well respected!”
“He had a ton of swagger”--referring to ben franklin
“His nickname was the swamp fox. You guys can call me that”
The snowball fight story--his brother was friends with a kid he hated next door. my teacher challenged the kid--Eric--to a snowball fight. In preparation, my teacher had froze snowballs, and so when he did have the fight, he LITERALLY knocked Eric out and left him on the front lawn unconscious (he was an elementary school kid)
one time he gave us the punishment quiz by accident, tried to make up for it by giving everyone the answer to #6. however, it turned out to be wrong so he just gave us all 100′s instead
another military story of the goat he bought from an old man with his buddies. unfortunately they had to kill the goat to eat, but the FACT that my teacher said this “a cute little goat--you know, baaa?” as if we didn’t know what a goat was 
He was the golf/hockey coach!! so not only would he talk about beating up the kids in the golf club
he would also do random golf swings all the goddamn time! with no gold club or ball, it was just air.
“You are about to get clowned, young lady”
pronounced pamphlet as pamplet fora good part of his teaching career (another story he told us)
“It’s definitely not the declaration of independence you mouth breather!”
George washington = bae on a powerpoint
“you tied me up real good”
“France also popped off”
Compares the Connecticut compromise to ppap (with the song and everything!)
Told someone to shut up after they suggested that Iowa was the least populated state (he’s from Iowa)
hick iowa, to be exact
Wrote 23 as 32, realized his mistake and said “oop im dyslexic”
“If it’s a purge, I’m killing everybody”
“Federalism, not onion!’
“Who’s the dumbass guy? Ducey!” (our state governor)
he got arrested once. his mugshot is on google images and everything
he got arrested bc some guy was destroying his house w a baseball bat at a party his friendw as throwing (but it was at my teachers house). my teacher respectfully punched him and brought him to the front lawn. called the cops when the guy wouldnt leave and ended up being arrested too. teacher thought his career was over and threatened the guy the entire way to the police station
“laugh out loud!”
“We beat the begeezus out of a bunch of british people”
pronounced wolf as woof
“Who was his daddy? Who’s his daddy?”
Called a swim cap a bonnet
“Kick!”--then proceeds to kick a tennis ball. before that he had just thrown it to get out of his way
“Jesus, you’re a big boy”
for like 2 weeks straight he used that same tennis ball to try and erase a whiteboard. and im not talking rubbing it on the board, he fucking threw it at the wall, getting it off little by little. he eventually gave up, though
“I’ll snot rocket into the trash can”
“Cause I realize most of you are morons”
was obsessed with the cowboy boogie
“Every time I cough, my tail bone hurts”
“Do i look normal?”
“I look like an old man”
“Shut up your faces”
“I see you back there, queen”
“Some of you girls need to learn from this article”--the article was old & about girls being submissive
“that would hurt some people’s feelings, but I’m not gonna show it hurt mine”
“He’s just--’meow’”--about his cat
he had a sweater that had his face on it, photoshopped over a boxer that a student gave him. he wore it during winter
flicked a tennis ball across the room with a hockey stick. hit the coffee thermo on his desk, stared for a couple of seconds, and THEN realized that it was open
First off, all you kids making memes about dodging the draft--we don’t want your dumbasses anyway” --continued to rant for a few minutes after that
he HATED the national anthem with a burning passion
“I’m old as shit”
also, his cat’s name IS meow cat
more expo marker throwing
“Hey there handsome”-- to the teacher next door
“Henry clay is going to haunt you until april” (unfortunately we didnt make it that far into the school year bc of covid. disappointed that i didnt get to be haunted)
Singing electric avenue
“but here’s the tea”
“Flagstaff is like--” *reaches as high as he can to put expo marker on the wall
“I’m adopting all of you, and we’re moving to saudi arabia”
teacher: “I’m gonna break bowers kneecaps in front of you. you still want to be on strike?” not bowers but a different kid: “no...?”
Cleaned the shades in the middle of him explaining something
“You know your pinky toe? this little roast beef?”
THE TURTLE SOUP STORY. when my teacher was still a kid, he found a turtle in the wild, and brought it to his grandparents house (they owned a farm). he took care of the turtle for a while, even after his grandfather found out. until one day he came home and saw blood everywhere, went to find the turtle to see it was gone. then found his grandfather chopping up the fucking turtle so they could have it for soup for dinner. his grandfather literally made him fatten up the turtle so they could eat it
“Did mr.*****--?” (referring to himself in 3rd person, also blocked out to protect privacy)
“i’m going to staple your nostrils closed. staple, staple. ‘I can’t breathe mr.*****!’ should’ve done your DBQ!!”
his pedo stache 
stood with a paper and smiled, thinking that a student was taking a picture of him when it was really the paper
doesn’t know who gaston is???
him: “I’m going to staple your noses together. One staple” Student: “*****’s piercing parlor!”
*singing* “beauty and the beast”
“I’m going to tackle you”
more random golf swinging
“What’s up (my name)?” me: hi *he then hits the bun on the top of my head on his way in the door*
And he did it again the next day
he literally made kids compete with pastries
which reminds me, he brought donuts in 2 days in a row like a week after that and make us (his first hour) take bites bc he realized he didn’t want to eat it. one of the girls was glad to take it from him, everyone else told him no
“Good morning (my name) how are you?” me: “I’m sick again... do you need help? (with the door)” him; “Actually, yes” (normally he can open the door even when his hands are full but there was a stack of pop tart boxes that were as tall as him so) i opened the door, he goes in and says, “thank you (my name), for not being rude”
the following quotes are for the Hot Seat
Student: “what do you do--?” him: “you’re in the hot seat!”
“Some people cry”
“La *****, luxurious”
“You sit here, and you stare (into the projector light)”
basically everyone in the class had to answer a question as a review. there was a stool in front of the smartboard, perfectly placed so that the projector light would LITERALLy be in your eyes. i actually got the question right on some miracle.
“2 points of weed?”
“Can I get some of that hot leaf?”
“They will make more drugs! You can’t do that much drug!”
“You guys bullied me and stole it”
“Whole rest of the nation sucked an egg”
“Whelp, let’s just kill myself”
“Do you guys know david chapel?” *sigh when everyone says no*
*some girls singing the national anthem* Him: “no! none of this, none of this!”
“Calibri’s for idiots” (the font)
“The only thing that was in--shit”
“and uncle sam--gettin lit”
“Their daddy--UH--”
“They’re going to blame the jews--my people” (he got a dna test done, he’s not actually jewish)
“Whatever you say, boomer”
“Use my words to plagiarize in college”
“I’m jewish, that’s offensive”
“Tell him he gave me instant cancer”
Me: “can i go to the bathroom?” him: “I’ll allow it”
him: “He’s antisemetic and it hurts my feelings” student: “what does that mean again?” him: “Hates jews :(”
“You guys can call me kingfish if you’d like”
~ after we said no to the nicknames, we tried to make one for him ~
student: “cornhusker!” him: “no, that’s offensive... and it’s also nebraska”
student: “corn picker!” him: “no--that sounds like a racist term or something”
“Unless corona really does take over--” (thank u, mr. for ruining the school year”
Student: “how old was she (his mom) when she had you?” him: “thirteen”
“My mom just turned 40 the other day...” (a joke)
him: “My brother got t-boned by a semi truck last night” Student: “Why are you laughing?” him: “Because he lived.”
“Yeah bc I would hide out in a public school with 300 new kids a year” (about him not living in iowa so he’s hiding out in az to get away from his “criminal record” (refer to the 1 time hes been arrested))
“Baby death?”
“Their family has more money than jesus”
*Standing outside the door yelling “CORONA” to students walking in”
“Hey I’m *****, f-word, blah, blah”
“We should fight our cats.”
“OH that’s a big chonk cat.”
“Mortal Kombat is pretty cool. I haven’t played in 25 years”
he told us in class once that we shouldnt open the front door if cops show up at a party. just to shut the blinds and be a little quieter bc the cops cant legally open the door
also one time he had a gun pointed to his face but he never finished that story bc he never liked it
during quarantine he set a DBQ as 1000 points (and i still didnt do it)
and “Here’s the tea, kiddos!”
honorable mentions: all the time he’s sent out emails bc theyre fucking hilarious
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plasmavamp · 4 years
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How do you make your editing so pretty???
Hey there!! First off, kjfdgbjfdbgjhdfjh thank you so much. I know this is crazy late, I’ve been working hh. I’ve put a general tutorial(??) under the cut so it’s not too long on dash!! ♥
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First off, what I currently use:
Photoshop CC
@intramoon ‘s Patchouli Rose (primarily)
@magicbats ‘s Happy Pills PSD set (turned to 20% on both folders)
CANVAS SIZE: 1920 x 1080 (but screen size might vary?)
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THE STEPS (”right-click > open image in new tab” if its too small!)
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^ 1) slap your image on your canvas with all the bs listed above (or whatever you use as your editing psd!)
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^ 2) since my current scene outside in the realm was kinda bright (for early early morning/late night of 3am in-game if i remember correctly lmfao), i had to tone down the brightness as well crank up the contrast for some Nice Touch of depth or whatever idk words. it makes a difference fam.
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^ 3) this is what the brightness/contrast editing did btw. now, i stayed on the picture layer and used the flood select tool and grabbed morgyn; while keeping them selected, i made a new layer with that button on the side mhm. it’s time for some light editing hahah
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^ 4) disregard the pun, im dumb lol. anyways, i took some peachy-orange and drew on some points where the light (from the opposite doorway in which they had exited in post 3) hits them. it’s not accurate but it is what it is. I set this layer to “overlay” and the opacity to roughly 50-40%. Make a new layer!
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^ 5) new layer: do the same exact thing but with finer brush lines but in white (or off-white). This is more of the highlights on the sim (or subject, whatever you’re editing). Set this layer to EITHER “overlay” or “soft light”, then play around the opacity until it looks natural. you CAN take a soft-edged eraser (set opacity to about 20%) and kinda soften up the brushing so its not too sharp and harsh. CTRL+D to deselect the subject.
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^ 6) this is the outcome :3 see the shadowing and lighting? it looks like the warm lights from the hall to Morgyn’s left is hitting them ~ Now, that things look okay, click off the brightness/contrast layer (you’ll wanna save this) and everything else EXCEPT for your picture layer and the layers you just did (lighting and such). Now you want to right-click on a visible layer and click “Merge Visible;” this merges the visible layers into one (I do this so that things dont get messy and disorganized in my layers bc i mass-open 4385873246 pictures and my post-edit psd has so many layers as it is lol) (but this is also a key thing to do for later steps~)
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^ 7) Now with your merged layer of the edited pic, you want to duplicate the image layer so that you have 2. On the top layer, flood-select your main focus—this can be a sim, or a few, and the front-and-center focus area of the image. Once the stuff is selected (make sure you zoom in and get all the little details ie hair, etc), you want to hit your “delete” button on the keyboard (or use the cut tool, whichever is easiest) and watch the stuff poof, as shown above.
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^ 8) grab your blur tool and set it to this setting. Then what i do is i just click on the (still top layer, the one with the erased focus!) layer and go HAM with the mouse. PS does this thing where the more i waggle the mouse the more it blurs. i just blur the background for 10 seconds and release. tada all blurred tf out. then, i go to the bottom (untouched!) layer and use a smaller size of the blur tool and lightly edge around the subject, just to casually blend the subject and background so that things look smooth. when done, merge visible again!!
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^ 9) I then go into Topaz Clean 3 and smooth out the image!! here are my settings ^-^
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^ 10) now my morgyn is a sunkissed-freckled bby. but topaz washes them out almost all the way :c so i take my splatter brush and zOOm in on their cute face and use an eyedropper to grab the color of one of their kinda visible fweckles. then i just splash that brush aLL over their face/skin in general. then i set that layer to multiply, then opacity like 20%?? Then i take a soft edged eraser, opacity to 20%, and kinda spam click all over to not make the “freckles” so consistent but also to blend them in a bit. 
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^ 11) this just shows the settings and outcome of the sunshine bby ♥
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^ 12) these are just what i have set on the Happy Pills PSD Set! I have both folders set to 20% because at 100% + my reshade, shit’s bright as fuck [swEAts] lol. so I turned them down a bit and adjusted as so ~
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^ 13) and finally, with all visible layers merged into one, the brightness/contrast layer turned back on, the Happy Pills PSD folders turned on, and my cinematic black bars on, we get the final image :3 here’s the pic after i finished some additional editing for my story post part 4
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(: !!! I hope this helps lolol ^^ ♥
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blackpink · 4 years
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hey, idk if this is an intrusive question and you can tell me to butt out if it is (!), but do u mind sharing how u managed to get a job at a hotel? did you hand out ur resumé to several companies and just waited or did u apply for an open spot? I was thinking abt working in one before the whole quarantine thing kicked in and now I'm just reassessing my info (it's totally fine if you don't wanna answer tho, and hope you, your family and friends are all well and healthy ^^)
oh this is not a intrusive question at all, dw about it im happy to help! we are all well, thank you for asking, i hope so are you and the people close to you 💕
i only did an internship at steigenberger hotels and i did the marketing back then - idk if thats what you want to do? now i work for pwc and do digital stuff
HOWEVER let me tell u, i got invited to a lot of job interviews w my application and i basically applied for every big name there is (bc it’s better to have options so that you can decide on the right fit for you) and only open spots; so let me share my secret lmao 
basically focus on key strengths relevant for the role you are applying for and make sure to name past experiences which underline and prove those strengths(if you havent had a job in the field you are applying for, name relevant classes you took, e.g. “one of my main focuses at university is marketing where we do a lot of team work which requires proper time management of the assignments as well as teamwork and accuracy”)
another thing that made my application stand out was the overall layout of all documents. if you are not good at photoshop yourself, check out these: https://www.etsy.com/search?q=resume%20template
mention that you are good at adapting to new tasks quickly.
make sure you send them all documents they need, double check!
during the job interview, fake being confident (if you aren’t lol) - everyone is nervous but just pretend like you are a 100% certain of your skills and that you can def contribute to the company’s future success with your know-how. 
that’s all i could think of right now, if you need any more help/advice just hmu and good luck, you got this!!
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planetsandthefates · 4 years
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hey so ive decided to get back into editing/giffing recently! i really missed it tbh and so im like “screw it, i love photoshopping” the quality difference is subtle anyway so whatever lol. anyway i plan on making more edits in the near future! im working on a gifset right now actually :)
thanks 4 following and supporting this blog yall are the best <3
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