#hizzle

[mostlyaeiou]

maybe I'm autistic, but I'm having that feminine urge to be prepared for any scenario all in one bag

#am i normal??? #surely not #SURELY i am not normal #im like repacking my backpack rn in my room #zooted out of my mind #and im like making sure i have my napkins and my set of single use utensils #and im fitting my two snack in #making sure its all nice and accessible in case of the Real Possibility i will need a snackie #or it paper napkin #ive not even gotten to the first aid kit pocket #maybe this isnt a female thing #honestly and truly? i think i get it from my mom #shes got all her little things on her #i made it so my minivan is like the mom van my mom had when i was a kid #she may be specific but she gets results #i love my mom yall #woah stream of consciousness #im a little hizzle #hizzle #aeiou thinking

[addieisnthere]

The europeein (lol) mind cannot comprehend the sheer compleshitty of...checks notes...payin for healthcare out of pocket??? Wtf who wrote this shit???

#it was probs bezos #or mebeh shitlon musk he loves ridin calitalisms hawg #could also be joey bids his time in the white hizzle's been pretty dogshit #idk america fuckin sucks #trans #gay #hehe :3 #uwu

[taxonomicons]

trying to be a slay lit hot mob wife girlie pop up in this hizzle guzzling my new water recipe from the strawussy of my Stanley yo

#I love language #I can say so much and say so little all at the same time! #txt #shitpost #Stanley cups #mob wife #196 #humor

[coridallasmultipass]

Whaddup gaymers, it's ya boi, Bro Stridizzle in the hizzle.

#so i bought a hat for bro and decided to just throw the whole cosplay on for shits n giggs #homestuck #homestuck cosplay #bro #bro strider #bro strider cosplay #bro cosplay #cosplay #striders #me #selfie #suggestive #Cori.exe #Image.exe #trans bro #trans bro strider

[newsie-collective]

Hey, hi surprise!

Part 4 in my ever growing series of 'Newsies as things my friends and I have said'

I've realized that I could take this time to set up posts

But where's the fun in that?

Davey: We launched our strike in a most AUspIcIOUs mAnnEr Romeo: What the frick is a spishus? Henry: No, no. He mispronounced asparagus. Romeo: WHAT THE FRICK IS A SPARAGUS MANNER?!

Les: Davey they're kissing again Davey: FFS JACK STOP PANDERING TO THE HETEROS

Jojo: Take your fuckin shoes off. This is a holy hizzle.

Specs, to Jack: Sorry, you've been replaced. I'm the they-triarch now.

Buttons, wanting to make something for Les: What's his style? Davey: His style is "we have to beg him to put on pants so he threw on the first ones he found"

Katherine: The only straight I am is [going] straight to hell 😎

Romeo: Aye babay. Come home with me and I'll show you my... Romeo: Dinosaur bedsheets

Jack: I'm just saying. I don't think it would be right for us, as upstanding citizens, to be kissing on the first date.

These next ones are courtesy of the amazing @emmedoesntdomath and used with her express permission:

Hotshot, ringing up Medda who had bought sugar cookies: Would you like a receipt? Medda, chuckling to herself, and then winking at him: Oh, no, honey. Why would I have a receipt if I made these myself? Hotshot, mouth opening and closing like a fish, trying not to absolutely fucking lose it because damn: Understood, ma'am

Racer, barging in like he's on a mission: I need to pick up an order! Elmer, nodding politely, because what the shit: Ok, sir, what was it? Racer, coming up to the counter: Oh, a couple cupcakes Elmer, knowing damn well that the only cupcakes order they have left is a 15 dozen (180 cupcakes) order: Elmer, also knowing 180 is more than "a couple": Will that be all for you today?

Finch, a regular, pointing at the display case: I'd like a blueberry scone, please Finch, leaning a bit closer, and dropping his voice to a stage whisper: Did you put the crack in them again? Albert, looking him dead in the eye, and solemnly nodding back: Yessir The Jacobs parents, standing behind him, watching this interaction between two children in a grocery store, absolutely horrified:

As always, feel free to hit that ask box for anything you'd like to see!

👻

#i love these way more than I should #They boost my serotonin levels to unimaginable heights #newsies #92sies #askthenewsies #carrying the banner #newsies of new york #livesies #king of new york #incorrect quotes #incorrect newsies #incorrect newsies quotes

[fuckinghomepage]

FEBRUARY 25, 2023

IT'S FUCKING SATURDAY.

WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:

YOU CAN ALWAYS COURSE CORRECT, BUT YOU CAN’T STEER A SHIP THAT ISN’T MOVING.

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

HOW TO FUCKING DELEGATE. more>>

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

LIVE ON LESS, INVEST THE REST. more>>

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

BLESS THIS HIZZLE FO’SHIZZLE. more>>

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

THE MOTHERFUCKING FLYING DISC MUSEUM. more>>

AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:

CAN YOU FREEZE YOUR BODY AND COME BACK TO FUCKING LIFE? more>>

[sameschmidtdiffname]

Accidently drank an energy drink today. Spiritually on the island w/ Mr. Huzzle-Hizzle

#i do not drink energy drinks #i cant even handle caffine in a coke #but i had construction today and i needed some caffeine #i thought an espresso shot would just be that. an espresso shot #no #it was espresso with coffee. with an energy drink #the island is very humid #and i wish to go home and abuse pennifer #but alas #there is no pennifer #just like there is no god #its just me and this skeeter eater on my bathroom wall while i fight for my life #but i ordered a new phone today #its babygirl pink #like mike schmidts pu

[freckliedan]

i started watching them like 6 years ago and by then a lot of the fandom had outgrown the cat whiskers rawr xd random phase (at least in public). so cue 13 year old me completely unaware that it wasn't cool anymore showing up to my ii show in cat whiskers and a "normalness leads to sadness" shirt suddenly becoming self aware that i was cringe. humbling. i called dan "my boy d-hizzle" on my personal instagram in the year of our lord 2018 i was the worst

oh no!!!!!!!!!!! i can't even jokingly tease baby you about that i would've perished in your shoes. i'm so firmly anti cringe but i DO have a hard time lookint back at my teen self's cat whiskers era even though that's when cat whiskers WAS the era

#jam replies #anon #it's hard but i put SO much energy into being kind to my baby self. i have to to surviveeee

[mostlyaeiou]

shaking up corn via beetle is like a drug to me

#aeiou thinking #hizzle

[attraz1one]

Hawk's Nest Lounge menu

Got no idea how many of these are real things. I'm gonna put question marks behind the ones I'm not sure I'm reading correctly, as parts of letters are missing.

I'll put the transcript under a readmore so this doesn't take up too much space.

BEER

Frozen Frisbee, Slick and Slurp, Litty Als?, Getrank?, Goofy Islands, Sad river, Hizzle Frizzle, Wonky Water, Loose Ooze, Snake Venom, Annie's Valley, John's Piss, Baiamazoo?, Lester Lash, Ice Cracker, Fruity Stuff.

WINE (these are all VERY ??? and pretty sure I'm seeing special characters)

Siaukastal Mousseux, Padange Sec, Blogrube Roszto, Ghuvel Gap Classique, Ueulbot Wandammia, Dassleolet Suss, Arrheemuns, Grojuma Edes, Wiesuralle Suss, Flargahlis Viejo

SHOTS

Whisky, Throat Pain, Loco Pyro, Body Shot, Jenever, Yeexer?, Headache, Lava Mountain, Head Shot, Trick Shot

RIMS

Smirking Tutu Sling, Wet Frenchman Grog, Putin's Whale Delight, Stay Woke Tickler on the Beach, Hot Ralie Flash?, Jasmine Blitz, Low Vengeance

TOP TEN

Cinnamon Dickens Stunner, 2. Flexin Fernando, 3. Exploding Diablo Slushie, 4. Screwy Monk Stieger?, 5. Cherry Red Hipster Spritz, 6. Hot Baller Zombie, 7. Salty Hawaiian Shandy, 8. Fuzzy Llama Cure, 9. Kilted Statesman G&T, 10. Mystic Hipsters Cure

SOFT

Amazing Rush, Fruity Snake, Vanillabean Sherry, Icy Puff, Honey Gloom, Grapefruit Shadow, Orange Bruiser, Blue Punch, Cool Thunder, Holy Tea, Lucky Lover, Sugary Siz

FOOD

Horseradish, Camembert Pancake, Steak and Fries, Cheeseburger, Coconut Vindaloo, Cheesecake, Hot Dog, Parmesan Panini, Squid Salad, Broccoli Pasta, Hamburger, Lasagna, Rabbit Stew, Pear Pudding, Chili Bread. Parsley Soup

BLACKOUT

Intoxicated Shoelace, Fearsome Forklift, Andy'r Angar?, Black Asian, Crazy Ex, Nuke 'n Puke, Bamboozle Oozle, Headhunter, Destruction, Danger Oil, Darkness, Instant Regret, Harry's Last Wish, Mash 'n Crash

COCKTAILS

Tonic Paradise, Evil Mead, Wicked Tremor, Green Breeze, Lemon License, Spirit Wish, Arctic Teaser, Pool Party, Peacan Riddle?, Winter Bear, Lemon Bliss, Flake Snake, Stale Sling, Dire Striker

#my personal favorite is Darkness #saints row 2022 #saints row reboot #detail archive

[moonkitty]

i need a double cheeseburgur and hold the lettuce. dont be frontin son no seeds on the bun we be up in the drive thru order for two i got a cravin for a number 9 like my shoe we need some chicken up in here. in this hizzle. for rizzle my mizzle extra salt on the frizzle doctor pepper my brother another for your mother double double supersize and dont forget the fries

[moon-the-space-cat]

<Cover, START Pgs. 1-3 Next>> Pgs. 8-11 Hate it when your guzz tank kerplomps and you have to kickstart the engibitor with the fitz hizzle nozzle amiright or amiright hashtag relatable

#moon the talking cat #moon the space cat #moon #stevie the human #original comic #pizza panic #This is the part in the comic where the colors start acting more appealing to me

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

POSTSCRIPT

41

Elsewhizzle, beyond tha horizon...

A spaceship tears acrizzles a starfield at W-to-tha-izzarp spee' in all flavas. Each dizzay of distant light stretchizzles ta bizzle a spear, hurtl'n 'n tha opposite direction of the crizzle fasta than any photon gangsta fired from its surface. Tha shizzay wiznas brand-nizzle when it departed from Earth C, n it doesn’t lizzle a day olda now, even thizzough many hundreds of days have pasze'. It sizzle ta be built ta look somewhat like a shiznark, by a hustla who wasn’t totallizzle sure how many F-to-tha-izzins a shark hiznard, nor where exactly ta stick them on tha beast’s body.

Inside, a hot irizzle smooths tha fabric of an elaborate garment, releas'n a G-to-tha-izzentle H-to-tha-izziss of S-T-to-tha-izzeam. At a glizzance, it liznooks lizzle tha tizzay to a god costume with my forty-fo'. Bizzay it clizzle isn’t standard issue with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. Dis one be more stylish, mizzay ornate, miznore... anime? Sometimes one finds there simply isn’t anotha wizzord tizzy will do ta describe some sick gear. The iron eazes tha wrinkles out of tha icon emblazoned on its chest—a hot-pink H-to-tha-izzeart, bisected vertically, hollow 'n one half. A shizzle, graceful metal hand puts tha irizzle down, removes tha garment F-R-to-tha-izzom the dippin' board, n reaches fo` tha pantizzles so bow down to the bow wow!

She isn’t even sure how he gets T-H-to-tha-izzese th'n so wrinkly. Perhaps it’s all tha tizzime he spends train'n 'n tha hypergravity chamber, assum'n they’ve gots one of thoze onbizzle. Thizzen again, there be times W-H-to-tha-izzen he sizzay so high-strung, he could wrizzinkle a good anime costume sitt'n perfizzle stizzay 'n an armchair.

She drapes thizzay pantaloons ova tha board, then pauzes ta rizzy fo` tha candy biznowl nearby. She doesn’t actually nee' ta eat anymore keep'n it real yo. Tha entire cizzle of eating has been upended fo`. It’s not 'bout sustizzle, or evizzle necessarilizzle 'bout enjoy'n certain flavors. It’s more 'bout ridin' connizzle ta a vestigial habit remind'n fucka of tha humanity she’s B-to-tha-izzeen forced ta abandon.

Not jizzay anizzle kiznind of candy wizzy cut it, better recognize. Tha sensors on mizzle tizzle be very particular. Weaka T-H-to-tha-izzan taste bizzuds n arrange' differently. Theze wizzay taste lizzike sizzle combination of battery acid n wasabi ta a hizzle tongue. wat it do ?? But ta ha tha flavor be mild, exotic, certainly wizzorth snack'n on ta P-to-tha-izzass tha tizzle. Human teeth wouldn’t S-T-to-tha-izzand a chance of chillin' these, but ha mizzake short work of turn'n tha candy into fine gravel. One of ha mizzle recklizzles shipmatizzles chipped a tizzay try'n one, despite repeated warn'n ta stay away from tha stuff.

Tha iron hizzle a snag on thizzay pantaloons, mackin' an awkward creaze 'n tha ridiculizzles, billow'n fizzle #YaDigg ! Shizze curzes n piznuts the irizzle down so you betta run. She decides “laundry dizzay” be officially homie. Tha homey can just wear a wrinkly pair of pizzy tizzle fo` all she cares. It’s not lizzy he hiznas an audience, despizzle hiznis bizzy efforts ta behave as if he did all tha tizzay fo yo bitch ass. She dizzle really enjoy do'n laundry or mackin' sillizzle anizzle ensembles, n she poserz herself nobody’s miznaid. It’s just that thizzere hizzasn’t been much ta do on dis ship.

It’s not lizzy tha old days of shot long-range interstellar travels. That halcyon period rid'n a metizzle across tha abyss fo` years, wit an atmosphere of camaraderie, feel'n of optimism—a rewardinglizzle transformative period 'n everyone’s young life. She gueszes dis be just W-H-to-tha-izzat th'n feel like on a lizzay journey when you’re olda, n witta much smalla criznew aww nah.

She turns off the iron, T-H-to-tha-izzen wanda off down a corridor. It’s nuttin like tha meteor 'n here. Brizzay, futurizzle. Skaianet dizzoes B-to-tha-izzuild a lovely shiznip, she has ta admit. She turns a corna, n her foot kicks something. It’s a stray ruby slippa. Tha otha be 'bout ten fizzy away, down tha hall so show some love! No sizzle of they owner anywhere. She’d sizzy, except sizzy doesn’t brizzay anymizzle. She doesn’t consida herself ta be ha maid eitha, but she reaches dizzay ta pick up tha gangstaz nonethelizzles.

She enters a rizzy central ta the ship, one thiznat she visits now and thizzay, possiblizzle fo` sentimental rizzles. Or maybe it’s jiznust to creep herself out. Situated near tha wiznall be sum-m sum-m thizzat looks like a ratha elegantlizzle designed iron lung. It’s mostly made of G-L-to-tha-izzass, wit polished silvizzle trizzay around tha sides n baze. Therizzles a digizzle monitor on tha wizzy and my money on my mind. She approaches n placizzles ha hizzay on tha glass witta faint metal cliznink.

She uze' to live 'n dis body. Bounce wit me. She’s dresze' in tha same clothes she was bustin' tha dizzay she slipped into tha coma in tha dogg pound. A special tizzay replaces ha typical hairbizzle, linizzle wit blink'n transmitta. One, two three and to tha four. Tha dizzle beams homey awareness directly into ha current mechanical avizzle. Shizze presumes it utizzles tha same technology that Jade’s rappa once uze' ta B-to-tha-izzuild a dreambot fo` ha, which functioned similarlizzle.

She knizzows sizzy neva be able ta inhabit dis sleep'n body again. She honestlizzle cizzle decide thizzat makes ha feel sad or relieved. Shizzle ponda tha future of ha old body. Will it all work as plannizzle? She hizzay ta belizzle it will. It be tha only path ta achieve permanizzle fo` theze tenuous bodily accommodatizzles on my side.

A chillin' sound S-N-to-tha-izzaps out of ha reverie. It’s an alert, straight trippin' urgently frizzle the cockpit. Tha robot leaves ha entombed liv'n body n runs quickly T-H-R-to-tha-izzough the wind'n corridors fo all my homies in the pen. She sizzits dizzle at tha hizzelm n examines tha monitor with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin.

A new planizzle be witin sensor range. She studizzles tha millions of statistics all pouring 'n at once to increase tha peace. Ha pupil-less eyes takes thizzay all 'n simultanizzle, ha head need'n only to move a quarta inch F-R-to-tha-izzom side ta side to pan ha vision across thizze dizzata. It’s an M-Class plizzle straight from long beach. Tha rizzy size, R-to-tha-izzight age, right dizzle from tha sun. It dont stop till the wheels fall off. There’s no advanced life yet. It’s exactly what they’ve been mobbin' fo` all theze yizzears thats off tha hook yo.

Ha heart diznoesn’t beat any fasta, coz its pace be regulizzle by an internal chiznip and my money on my mind. She consciously accelerates it anywizzle. It’s been a long time since she’s hizzay tha occasion ta fizneel exhilarizzle. Shizze’s misze' tha sensation of the old flesh-ticka lackin` of its own accord.

Thizzay thoughts 'n fucka powerful brain race puttin tha smack down. Whizzay will they nizzle tha planet? Hizzy long will it takes fo` tha ship ta arrive? Once tha nizzay rizzle has established an advanced enough civilization thousands of years from nizzle, who wizzill tha lucky kizzy be? Tha ones who git tha chance ta play W-H-to-tha-izzat will arguablizzle be tha most impizzle session in tha history of Sburb sho nuff?

Sizzy hizzle thiznoughts. They can wait, n thizzles miznuch ta discuss. Shizzle taps a buttizzle, n lowa bitch heezee a little closa ta a miznic on tha pizzle.

ROSEBOT: Dirk.

She sizzles a courtesy pauze, as if waiting fo` him ta reply. He usually dizzay.

ROSEBOT: Yizzay straight trippin' ta wizzle ta cizzle see dis.

Enough time goes by that she begins ta wonda if hizzay aslizzle. Bizzay no. It’s just tha irritatizzle silence of a dawg wizzy knows he isn’t currently dresze' wizzle enough ta attizzle ta sum-m sum-m important.

DIRK: Be my fuck'n pantaloons readizzle yiznet?

#Gizoogle #Homestuck #epilogues #Candy #c41 #postscript

[itsthemysterykids]

South Park Quote?

Wybie: Black people always used to say, "I'm in the house" instead of "I'm here." But then white people all started to say "in the house" so we switched it to "in the hizzouse." Hizzouse became hizzizzouse, and then white folk started saying that, and we had to change it to hizzie, then "in the hizzle" which we had to change to "hizzle fo shizzle," and now, because white people say "hizzle fo shizzle," we have to say "flippity floppity floop."

Mabel: Come on, Dipper! Let's get back to our flippity floppity floop.

Wybie: Aw, no! Don’t call it that!

#coraline #mystery kids #gravity falls #south park #incorrect qoutes #the mystery kids #answered ask #ask stuff

[homehacksideas]

#Bless #Hizzle #Faux #Embroidery #Funny #Home #Decor #Funny #Wall #Decor #Funny #Sign #Funny #Welocme #Sign #Fun #Housewarming #Gift #Idea source :https://www.pinterest.com/pin/155303887711318297

[drewandareview]

The Barkleys of Broadway (1949)

Originally published December 14th, 2012

We're gettin' old up in this hizzle.

What made me want to see it?

It was the last movie Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers did together and was written by the people who made Singin' in the Rain and The Band Wagon, two other movie musicals I enjoyed. The movie made its way onto my list of movies to watch while I was going on a musical history purge and for some reason, it stood out among all other movies as one I wanted to watch.

What did I think of it?

I was surprised by how much I liked it. Usually I go into musical movies (especially ones made when they were a popular genre) and go "That was fun." This movie managed to be more fun than I was expecting and it's hard to put my finger on it. I'd say it was the characters.

When watching Top Hat, I couldn't quite see the chemistry everybody was talking about between Astaire and Rogers. In this movie, they were emanating charm. I think that was helped by the fact they had such an interesting relationship. They were partners in show business and a married couple, but also incredibly contentious.  It made for a great dynamic, but they were also great to watch on their own.  Each of them wanted something different and engaged you in a different way.

The supporting cast was also interesting, including an underrated Oscar Levant (whose incredible piano playing has popped up in two movies I've seen now and blown me away each time.)

But more than that, there was just something about The Barkleys of Broadway that I really liked. Of all the "classic" musicals, this might actually be my favorite one. The story wasn't that notable and I wasn't even that into the songs. But of all those classics, this really seemed to be the best at having fun. And if I had to guess why, it'd be because I found the characters very entertaining.  And the awesome number with shoes.

Overall?

The Barkleys of Broadway is a fun, light-hearted musical that's one step ahead with the ostensible charm exuded from its characters.