#hold my beer

[hazelfoureyes]

Reader why did you speed run this shit

Referencing ‘The Radio Demon fucks a Human Sacrifice’ (Read it here ; (smutty smut smut smut))

#She really said #Hold my beer #hazbin hotel fanfiction #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor smut #alastor x reader smut #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel smut #alastor x reader #fanfiction #fanfic

[whumperofworlds]

Whumpee: Can my life get any worse?

Whumper: Hold my whip.

#whump #whump humor #hold my beer

[clark-sons]

Hold my beer!

#hold my beer

[unbfacts]

#swedish #adventure #brave #Like a boss #hold my beer #mount everest #facts

[darkrebelkat]

#hold my beer #funny shit #lmao

[youmeansus]

If you know it’s a bad idea... but try it anyway

#lupin iii #lupin the 3rd #lupin the third #arsène lupin iii #hold my beer #i know but hey #why not

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

#hold my beer #dog

[punkonbus1701]

Vulcans and their headbands.🖖

#t'lyn #lower decks #star trek #vulcan #tuvok #star trek voyager #hold my beer #headband

[ourtubahero-blog]

Michael and David: Hold our drinks.

#michael sheen #aziraphale #good omens #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #david tennant #crowley #sheendex #good ineffable husbands #ineffable dads #ineffable lovers #the white curl #a z fell #hold my beer #hold my drink #the ineffables #when you thought they couldn’t love each other any more

[mudwerks]

(via Could this ancient whale be the heaviest animal ever?)

#ancient whale #science #nature #heaviest animal ever? #cetacean #180 tonnes #hold my beer

[actuallycassidyiambusy]

One of my readers (won't say who🤫) is so damn adorable.

Them: I'm excited about the Apprentice Fic! Is it going to be dark like your other one? I'm addicted to it!

Me: It absolutely is. Dark and kinky is my specialty 🤌

Them: Your first one is already so ✨explicit✨ how dark and kinky can you get?

Oh, honey...

#one piece #one piece netflix #buggy #buggy the clown #buggy x luffy #monkey d. luffy #fanfic #op fanfic #luffy #luffy x buggy #opla #honey you got a big storm coming #hold my beer #cracks knuckles #here we goooo

[alexthescaredenby]

people are like “you can’t wear feminine and/or masculine clothing and still be non-binary!”

and i’m just like: bitch, hold my drink and FUCKING WATCH ME

#non binary #queer community #lgbtqiia+ #lgbtqplus #queer #nonbinary #jokes #this is a joke #this is a cry for help #hold my beer #watch me #i do whatever the hell i want

[ducks-wearing-socks212]

everything is a mcr reference if you try hard enough

#hold my beer #watch this #mcrmy #mcr reference

[yamislittleangel55]

Younger me: “Xyz Summoning?! This sounds OP and dangerous!”

Maximum Summoning: “Hold my cards.”

#yla55 plays ygo duel links #duel links #yugioh duel links #ygo duel links #i just learned this #that’s scary #yugioh sevens #ygo sevens #maximum summoning #hold my beer

[skrytch]

TBH if one of my friends walked into a room unannounced and said "want to see something cool" I'd probably also attempt to get out of their line of binocular vision.

#humans are weird #ali would have liked this #hold my beer

[top-shelf-tender]

{{I honestly think the funniest thing about the potential for Husk and Val having any sort of relationship is the mental image of Husk climbing that man like a fuckin’ cat tree, lol}}

@sinnervalentino

#you thought his height difference with Angel was significant? #hold my beer