#https://cassidy.shit.txt

[teencopandthesourwolf]

yeah so my brother was over tonight and after we'd had a heart-to-heart and a gossip i stuck TEEN WOLF on—which he is aware of and knows it's one of my shows, but has never actually watched himself—just for a bit of background bc it was there in my 'continue watching' as i'm never really not watching it lol.

ANYWAYS we continued chattering through it for a while (the majority of eps 1&2) but then he started sporadically paying it more and more attention, till he was eventually commenting and asking me questions etc.

here are some of the veritable golden nuggets he dropped:

“well, that coach fella's my new bestie.”

“the hammy lad with the face (jackson) is giving me such biff from back to the future vibes.”

“why is clark kent (he knows hoech from superman & lois) being an autistic male model with serious pmt?”

(still taking about hoec) “oh, bloody hell, he's actually really good looking, isn't he?!”

"the sfx in this are so fuckin bad they actually double back to being terrific.”

“so, are we, like, supposed to not give a shit about the main guy then, or what?”

(more scott talk) “although i do actually kind of want to hug him—but i feel that's somehow unrelated to his character.”

“pretending to do back flips off a roof is cool af i don't care what anybody says.”

(about k*te argent) “hoho, she's gonna turn out to be a massive cunt, isn't she?”

“this is fucking brilliant, they (the wolf transformations) look like were!fonzies!”

“jesus, we're like, 3 eps in and there's already what looks to be the beginnings of quite intricate character arcs? this show should honestly not be this intriguing, wtf.”

(commentary on the acting chops) “oh, wow, so the one that's playing scott is pretending to be scott... while the one playing stiles just IS stiles!”

(scene at the start of magic bullet where stiles is talking to scott about derek):

stiles: okay, sorry, no more talk about alphas or derek; especially derek—who still scares me.

my brother: yeah, that's because he quite clearly makes your willy hard, mate.

also my brother: OH, SHIT! THAT'S STEREK, RIGHT?! well, it's no fucking wonder that that's a thing.

AND HE HAS NOT EVEN MET PETER YET

so yeah my hope is now obviously that he'll go home and get obsessed and spank the entire 6 seasons in 4 days and become one of our most prolific fanfic writers.

#team woof watching hours #teen wolf #i think he. i think he gets it lads #the talent gap between dyl and the entirety of the rest of the cast is so fuckin funny #someone give that boy an award #but yeah #it was great #https://cassidy.shit.txt #pack initiation #and ofc #sterek #sterek is eternal #clearly

[all-or-nothing-baby]

but why is it always “who would you ask for help with burying a body” and never “who would you plan to commit murder with and relish in sharing the vile act as some terrible and wonderful romantic gesture and maybe ponder over cannibalism with as a part of that grotesque marriage of minds” hmm?

#i genuinely only just realised this is the plot of nbc's hannibal lol #horror #my beloved <3 #https://cassidy.shit.txt #guess i may as well tag the moider husbands? #hannigram #hannibal #oh and my friend also said: #santa clarita diet #apparently? #not seen it #but now MAYBE I WILL

[all-or-nothing-baby]

me, once again at the time of 2am: *needs water and sleep*

me, neurodivergently: snaps opens a dr pepper and puts some horror on the tellybox*

#proper hydration and rest who dat? #adhd #also known as weeeeeee! #plus le autistque spectrume #asd #dr pepper #horror #and shit #https://cassidy.shit.txt

[teencopandthesourwolf]

so i was reading through the notes of my latest sterek WIP and honestly just belly laughed my box off at what i'd written about my Most Hated Teen Wolf Character™ and wondered if you guys might possibly find my scarily intense venom funny too:

Der remembers being furious with Laura for coming back to Beacon Hills, and that made him feel so much guilt... which then just piled up high on top of all his other guilt — for Paige, his family, FUCKING FUCK YOU KATE FUCKING ARGENT I FUCKING HATE YOU FOREVER AND EVER DIE BITCH DIE AAAAAGGGGGHHH!* (all of which eventually affected the admittedly shoddy way he'd handled his betas etc.) and everything suddenly just felt insurmountable; impossible.

*i really, really hate her, my dudes.

#can you tell how much i despise her? #these are like. just my notes for me and nobody else lol #just can't type her name without LOSING IT #k*te argent #i spit on your grave #sterek #teen wolf wip #https://cassidy.shit.txt

[all-or-nothing-baby]

love being in my writing half-decent shit when not actively trying to write era. unparalleled. apart from when i'm in my writing half-decent shit when actively trying to write era. bc that shit is INSANE

#i've just started another and it DOESN'T FEEL LIKE PULLING TEETH #long may this creative run rule #although at the moment i'll honestly take whatever i can get lol #the drought has been l o n g #writing #writers of fic #sterek #saving me once again #<3 #https://cassidy.shit.txt

[all-or-nothing-baby]

when you drag down the notification bar from the top of your phone screen and seventeen more notifications appear like pop! pop! pop! that's them all talking to each other going "oh my god! they looked! they looked! quick, tell the others! they might actually click on one of us this time!" and the not-yet visible ones are like "nah, they never actually click on us" and the ones who've been sat there patiently for ages go "ugh, stop being so dramatic. they do sometimes! now just come on and get down here will you!" so the others end up getting convinced and start jostling each other about and getting all riled up before dropping down onto your screen one by one in such rapid succession it's as if the older notifications have been breeding like rabbits and these new notifications are their babies and everybody is suddenly all together like one big happy family and it's just soso exciting! it's a celebration! it's joyous! it's partytime in your phone! woohoooooo!!! and then they're just. ignored, again.

#poor notifications #*hugs* #still not clicking on you though. sorry bro #the horrors #https://cassidy.shit.txt

[all-or-nothing-baby]

glay (like slay but in gay)

#gay #slay #glay #you glay queen #portmanteaus my beloved <3 #https://cassidy.shit.txt #queer #queer stuff #logophilia

[all-or-nothing-baby]

pls like this to attempt to help the planets align so this trans adhd autistic chronic illness sufferer who can no longer drive and has massive anxiety and no damn patience left can make it to visit the doctors surgery thanks lads

#i'm so fucking ridiculous #YET STILL VALID #chronic illness #adhd #autuism #anxiety #no fucking patience #ridiculous #thanks #trans #desperate #lol #http://cassidy.shit.txt

[all-or-nothing-baby]

when you can't write, draw, play, sing, speak, philosophise, express your inner anything etc the way you want to. bleughcore

#bleughcore #the struggle is real #writing #art #BLAH BLAH YADDA YADDA *raspberry blow* #http://cassidy.shit.txt

[all-or-nothing-baby]

plan for today:

get through it

#i feel like trash #the kind that's spilled out onto the alleyway and been trodden into the ground #http://cassidy.shit.txt

[all-or-nothing-baby]

swinging on the pendulum of abject endless grief // extreme torrid fetishization re. jackles playing characters other than dean winchester

#i'm so conflicted #so confused #both dead and alive #the helicopter ride that is jackles stanning #jackles #jensen ackles #rl blorbo my beloved <3 #dean winchester #soldier boy #big sky #etc #http://cassidy.shit.txt

[all-or-nothing-baby]

okay so you might not be doing great. you might be doing pretty terrible, actually. but you know what? you're still doing.

YOU & ME; WE'RE STILL GOING.

that's enough for now, promise.

#it's okay to not be okay #but just keep going. and you'll get there #keep on keeping on #self care #for whomever needs this #self reminder #http://cassidy.shit.txt

[all-or-nothing-baby]

folx are like would you go for funny or hot and i'm like duh funny IS hot

#every time #eg: #dean winchester #stiles stilinski #ronan lynch #jaskier #proinsias cassidy #eddie munson #frenchie #richie tozier #et al #love me a clown #http://cassidy.shit.txt

[all-or-nothing-baby]

i love this time of day bc nobody else is on here and i just type out absolute utter fucking nonsense and post it into the void weeeeeeeeeee lookit it goooooooo!!!!!

#nobody can stop me #http://cassidy.shit.txt

[all-or-nothing-baby]

how tf is it my kid's 23rd bday today. i

#http://cassidy.shit.txt

[all-or-nothing-baby]

why can one not live off iced coffee alone, hmm?

#frankly i find it rather homophobic #iced coffee my beloved <3 #http://cassidy.shit.txt