#husband and wife vibes

[blackthorn-faerie]

Remember when “You’re My Best Friend” was playing on the record when Aziraphale’s bookshop was burning down? A headcannon of mine is that Aziraphale plays Queen in the bookshop because he associates it with Crowley’s driving: it’s terrifying. He’s trying to scare off customers.

#good omens #aziraphale #he really thinks that the best of Queen album he got from Maggie’s mum in the 80s would keep customers away #customers are vibing to the music while being glared at by the feral bookshop owner #torn between staying until their favorite song ends and running away #also how does he listen to a song that’s literally just #oh my god I love my wife soooooo much #and think #ooh how terrifying #Crowley is all awwwww he’s thinking about meeee #he’s thinking about your awful driving #that’s it #no thoughts only them #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #ineffable spouses #az fell and co #good omens headcanons #aziraphale headcanons #Queen #youre my best friend #best of Queen

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

so yeah if you couldn't tell I'm kinda over people calling male characters "mother hens," "eldest daughter coded" and "wife-coded" and "moms" and everything else, on the basis of how gentle, traumatised or submissive they are - not because I think it's demeaning for men to be compared to women, but because I think it's demeaning for women to say that they're basically the same as damaged men.

#malewife is a vile word and I've already said why I thought so #explain to me how you can have the *vibes* of a wife as a husband without your definition of wife being rancid misogyny #if you call a male character a wife because he does the dishes and a mother because he cares for kids you're insane to me #we do have the words husband and father lmao it's okay you're allowed to fcking use them

[backtochicago]

mi papa y mi mama

#i miss my parents so much please come back home the kids are fighting even though i just watched my mom stream today #im obssessed with this picture like the way dream's hand hovering george's back behind the sofa and leaning on him #inner possesive manner husband vibe telling people the next person is his wife #estoy loco #dnf

[suchawrathfullamb]

I love thinking about the little things Will and Hannibal would do for each other in their "very" post-fall/murder husbands life. Like Will making Hannibal a herb garden, Hannibal stealing a dog he thinks Will would like (or like I read in a fic, he risks his life to get Winston back for Will). Will building Hannibal a book nook or a small library in their shared home. Hannibal choosing a rustic home near a lake, "so you won't be too far away from me when you go fishing". Will trying his best to cook for Hannibal when he is sick or too hurt or tired. Hannibal making gourmet versions of Will's favorite snacks. Hannibal making Will his own cologne, because "this one enhances your natural scent without overpowering it", or hand washing Will's nicer clothes. Will learning how to properly wash their nice kitchenware, or letting Hannibal wash his hair, even though he takes too long, because "I know you like it so much". Anyway don't mind me dying.

#also not my fault H gives off male wife vibes #he'd happily hand wash those damn linen shirts okay #also the image of will all sweaty and dirty from gardening pls kmn #and hannibal behind him on the sink teaching him to wash their nice dishes their soapy hands tangled AAA #what sins have i committed to not deserve a season 4?? #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #hugh dancy #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #mads mikkelsen

[bombusbombus]

not to post about The Croptop Outfit AGAIN, but I met one person who hadn't seen that last panel and it was excuse enough to bring the whole thing back.

#booster gold #he looks like he's taking down a mugger in a whole foods parking lot while his cringefail husband hides in the car with the kids #it just really hits the soccer mom/trophy wife nail on the head #on top of his usual slutty himbo vibes #anyways. wish the faces werent so fuckin ugly

[thaliajoy-blog]

Now I have some thoughts about Madame Kaji. She sure is an aide to Mizu in her quest and has a certain benevolence, but she's clearly also a very flawed character, in part because of the society she lives in. She does own and runs a brothel, and that does involve having a part in the exploitation of young poor women we clearly see happening in the series. She buys young women and gets them to do sex work (and boys too apparently) ; in fact she runs a brothel that catter to peculiar tastes so that probably involves a whole lot of violences (Fowler is one of her client, and Kaji seems to have seen a lot of men who "couldn't come until someone bled"), and Kaji has probably herself been on the receiving end of that (Mizu mentions Shindo hurting her, which could have actually happened ?), since she's no doubt also worked under a madame as a younger woman. She does have a mothering aspect to her, we see it fully with Kinuyo (she allows that Kinuyo won't work as a a prostitute because of her fear of men) but she's also clearly commanding (the women seem a bit scared if her in her first scene, she hits one of them, and know how she makes them "prove" themselves - one time resulting in an injury). I often thought of the way she responded to Akemi when she met her in Edo - it seemed very callous when Akemi feared that she would be hurt or killed by the guy she was meant to marry. But it probably comes from the experience of someone who is knowlegeable about sex & how to use it to get what she wants and stay in control of situations, and who has probably suffered abuse at the hands of many clients and sees it as a natural thing women must go through. So of course there's so envy towards Akemi that the other sex workers also express. But also just the feeling she's above it because she has survived much and survived that pain. It's an unfair and callous expectation but it speaks of her experience.

#blue eye samurai #madame kaji #akemi #i cringed a bit at first #but i no longer think the show has a “the power of sex will land you on top” vibe #akemi is after all given the opportunity to leave and her husband was never an ogre to begin with #she kind of like him he's sort of sweet so she's not trying to tame a beast or anything #thought i do wonder what really happened to his first wife frankly #so let's face it madam kaji is pretty grey as a character

[darthbeans]

khan hated kirk so much because kirk was far more dramatic, cuntserving, and boobalicious than he could ever be

#star trek #tos movies #wrath of khan #jim kirk #khan noonien singh #q #khans limpdick ‘wah my wife dead’ energy vs kirk’s ‘Bisexual And Proud And I Love My Husband So Much’ vibes

[clementineskesh]

hey is it canon that samot initiated the divorce or did i just infer that with how embarrassingly samothes handles it

#samot in spring obviously gives major divorced vibes esp in flashbacks but samothes throughout marielda and winter and aubade is just #wife guy but the wife is your ex husband who was a major role in getting you killed

[laceratedlamiaceae]

I'm glad we're getting a return of Izzy's "Not this shit again, Edward" face

#aka the “wife who's fed up with her shitty husband” face #it's such a vibe #our flag means death #ofmd #izzy hands #screencaps #ofmd season 2 #ofmd season 2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers

[goldeneyedgirl]

Hey! @sonyawix

This is an interesting take and I had to consult with the Holder of the Jalice Braincells (@volturialice) to really break this down.

It sounds like the author of that take is kind of more interested in perfect, idealized relationships and might not be a fan of Alice, honestly. Plus SMeyer made a lot of the relationship dynamics in canon a really odd thing - we see all three Cullen relationships as very one-dimensional because of the relationship triptych I've ranted about before.

Because of Alice's backstory and her gift, we know that she's going to be a bit of a weirdo. She's essentially bet everything she has that the pictures in her brain are a path to happiness, that Jasper will make her happy. She has no reference point to interpersonal relationships beyond her visions, she has no memories of humanity; we really aren't shown exactly what level she was functioning at when she woke up. Those 28 missing years would be fascinating in how she built herself into a functional individual, honestly.

She bets everything on Jasper, and I think that shows what an optimistic, determined person she is. She could have gone to the Cullens straight away and probably would have been welcomed warmly - there's nothing in canon indicating that wasn't an option. But for whatever reason, Alice commits to waiting for Jasper. That's loyalty and dedication and love.

Just because their meeting was fated/planned doesn't mean it isn't meaningful.

So Alice seeing Jasper for all those years is not going to necessarily match up with him in real life. It's one thing to know a person has trauma, it's entirely another to meet that traumatized, depressed person. It's one thing to get the greatest hits of the relationship pumped straight into the brain, it's another to have all those small moments, those in-between times.

We know from Jasper's time with Maria that he tends to deify the women he's involved with. He put both Maria and Alice on a pedestal. That's just how he loves and commits - fully and totally. His 'hyperfocus' on Alice is a sign of how much he loves and treasures her. I honestly don't think it would have mattered how or when they met, Jasper would have treated her the same - the most precious thing he has.

We also know that Jasper has spent the best part of one hundred years in a high-stress environment where nothing was guaranteed. He didn't trust Maria at the end. So being introduced to someone who could tell him which path would be safe? Where there was no risk or fighting? I think that would be an incredible support for Jasper. I imagine in the early days, he'd probably ask Alice to check the future more than necessary because of his PTSD. And I can imagine Alice checking every time he asked, and going over all the details with love and patience.

And we know that Jasper does go against her wishes - he disagreed with her decision to return to Forks when Alice thought she had died, and Alice went alone (side note, if Jasper had gone with her, there was an opportunity for a lot of Eclipse set up right there.)

As for dehumanizing all her relationships, Alice is very distinctively trying to help throughout the series. It might be over the top, and it might not go to plan, but all of her visions and guidance are meant to help the people she loves. Alice has never known life without her sixth sense, so of course she uses it like we use our five senses. Does it give her a God-complex? Yes. Do I think it's meant to be more of a nod to Meyer's insistence on calling her a 'pixie' and utilizing fae imagery since fairies in lore are supported to love helping? Absolutely.

I think it's pretty disingenuous to say that people are 'ideas' to Alice when she was changed and abandoned. It's more likely that Alice is more intensely aware of what makes them happy so that they all stay together and she's not left alone again. If she didn't see people as people, but as chess pieces, then she wouldn't have go to see Charlie when she thought Bella was dead; she wouldn't have gone to Volterra to save Edward; she wouldn't have taken Jasper with her to find the hybrid.

So yeah, I disagree pretty strongly with this because it feels more like a way to minimize and dismiss Alice and her relationship with Jasper. But this is just my take on the character, and I'm sure there are dozens of different readings and interpretations out there!

#alice cullen #jasper hale #the twilight saga #jalice #what is a 'natural relationship' really? i'm ND i just like your vibes and adopt you forever and that's weird to some people #in the end alices gift is about protecting her and her loved ones #and you could argue that is how it's used throughout the series #jasper simps his wife #alice adores her husband and she's just there trying to make everyone happy

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Domestic Bees pt. 2 - Pregnancy/Baby edition!

Yang: Blake, is there a reason there are five pregnancy tests on the bathroom counter?

Blake: I was worried about false positives or negatives.

Yang: *confusion* uhhh...

Blake: Yes, Weiss gave me the idea.

Yang: *clarity* Ah!

*absent-mindedly looks at the tests* How vibrant is the second line on these things usually?

Blake: What?!

Yang: Yeah, there's a faint second line on all of these.

Kali and Raven: *break through window* WHAT?!

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #domestic bees #pregnancy #literally the discussion went between me and my wife when we were trying to get pregnant #golden retriever female husband vibes #kali belladonna #raven branwen

[golden--doodler]

@br1ghtestlight mentioning Cheaty Cheaty Bang Bang made me remember this moment, which is probably my favorite moment in the episode. Bob’s panic is just too hilarious and relatable 🤣

I was actually laughing while screen-recording this because it’s just too good. I’ll never get over the “My butt” ☠️

With this scene as evidence, you cannot look me in the eye and tell me that Bob isn’t Autistic. He’s so bad at communication, bless him 😭

I’ll always be grateful to Light for bringing this theory/headcanon to my attention because it’s so glorious and real.

#bob belcher #just him freaking out over the ONE capitalization and then proceeding to make the situation worse is so neurodivergent #and linda telling him to stop calling and texting people is also hilarious #just an adhd wife trying to rein in her autistic husband❣️ #also it’s absolutely adorable how linda is casually making hot chocolate for the kids. she’s mom of the year i swear #the autistic bob headcanon is so important to me now. i’m pretty sure i might be neurodivergent in some way but not sure now specifically #and my sister and bf 1000% have adhd so we just vibe in each other’s weirdness and it’s beautiful

[noirangel99]

decided to throw my hat in the ring and try making a playlist

it's mostly made up of songs i think lisa and creature would like, songs that I think would fit them, and songs I think fit the vibe of the film

#lisa frankenstein #spotify playlist #there are so many oldies songs on here lol #i just like the idea of murderous Bonnie and Clyde-esque couples killing people with oldies music playing in the background (à la TEOTFW) #also the reason why the music box theme from the changeling is there is because I think creature and lisa would love the movie #creature would def learn the song on the piano and play it for his wife #I also think “happy ending” from frankenweenie would play when he resurrects her #i feel like “introduction (titles)" from edward scissorhands or ”main titles“ from corpse bride could fit for the opening scene too #“que sera sera” is supposed to be a heathers reference since the song plays in the beginning of the movie #“please don't ask me” reminds me of what creature would be thinking after finding out about lisa's crush on michael trent #“something stupid” (the better call saul version) feels like it'd play during a montage of lisa and her husband #specifically a montage of them killing and dismembering people then getting rid of the bodies lol #“love theme” from flashdance just matches the overall vibe so well #this playlist really makes me want a TEOTFW-style sequel where lisa and creature go on a road trip and gather new parts for her #also taffy finds out that lisa's not actually dead and goes on a journey to find her (not to turn her in but just to get closure) #Spotify

[ingravinoveritas]

The Michael Sheen cardboard cutout returns...

#michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #georgia tennant #this is giving all the 'other wife' vibes tbh #casually reminding us that we still don't know how David got that cutout #also i suspect strategically placing it next to the word 'husband' was not a coincidence #'justthethreeofus' indeed #tell me again that they're not a couple #amazing #ineffable lovers

[obisamya]

rena & naoya: [passing a singular braincell back and forth] PENDING TRAIN, EP 3

#pending train #pending train: 8:23 ashita kimi to #jdrama #jdramasource #jdramaedit #kotone furukawa #furukawa kotone #yamada yuki #yuki yamada #gifs. #welcome to my weekly pending train gifset #today husband and wife spoke to each other again <3 #while the mc was off to the side dying. which. u know. oddly fitting for me #lets kill off the boring mcs and let them take over i beg #had to google translate this myself by shazaming what they were saying btw and it was not great #could not pick up on what kotone was saying in the last gif At all so i just made that line up ngl #first couple gifs should be (mostly) accurate though. if not in direct translation then in meaning/vibe for sure

[4ggravation]

is it just me. or would neuvillette and focalors actually be a cute rarepair

#i know we barely know anything about them #but just from the vibes #its giving tired no-nonsense husband x goofy sassy wife who makes him tired #but he loves her regardless #its also giving bi4bi #idk. having thoughts #anyway #neuvillette #focalors