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lildayx3 · 1 month

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Full diaper

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spineless-lobster · 27 days

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I drew the sleepy man but I didn’t have my notebook on me so I drew him on the back of my copy of dante’s inferno… I love him

#honk shoo honk shoo looking ass #snork mimimimimi #someone get him a night cap and a little candle #hades game #hades 2 #hypnos hades #hades fanart #my art

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jaz18bi · 8 days

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biolizardboils · 11 months

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Presenting, for possibly the first time anywhere on the entire Internet... the Official 3-D Hypno-Ring instruction manual!

Transcription and extra notes under the cut!

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OFFICIAL 3-D Hypno-Ring™ Instruction Manual

WARNING: Improper use of this ring may result in irreversible mental disturbances and severe psychological trauma. Keep out of reach of mad scientists and evil geniuses.

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⚡ WELCOME to the WONDERFUL WORLD of HYPNOSIS! ⚡

In this booklet, you’ll learn how to use your new 3-D Hypno-Ring to amaze your friends, control your enemies, and rule the world!

[NOTE: This ring is for entertainment purposes only. The Li’l Wiseguy Novelty Company hereby disclaims all responsibility for any global conquests which may result from the use or misuse of the 3-D Hypno-Ring.]

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INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Put the 3-D Hypno-Ring on your finger—DANGER: DO NOT STARE DIRECTLY INTO THE RING! 2. Ask a friend to stare directly into the ring. 3. Slowly move the ring back and forth. 4. Instruct your friend to stare deeper and deeper into the ring. Say the word “deeper” over and over again, very slowly.

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5 [sic] Tell your friend that he or she is getting very sleepy. Say the words “very sleepy” again and again, slower and slower. 6. When your friend closes his or her eyes, say these words: “You are under my spell. When I snap my fingers, you will obey my every command!” 7. Now have some fun! Turn them into a dog...or a banana. Tell them to do all your homework from now on...

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...or make ‘em clean your room. Use your imagination- it’s fun! 8. [sic] To safely bring a person out of a trance, just snap your fingers, then give them a hug.

DO NOT POUR WATER ON THEIR HEADS!

[DANGER: The 3-D Hypno Ring [sic] may have an opposite effect on adult females. Who knew?]

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Caution: The 3-D Hypno Ring may cause headaches, nausea, runny nose, diaper rash, watery eyes, post-nasal drip, upset stomach, nervousness, sleeplessness, loss of appetite, increased appetite, hiccups, hives, tunnel vision, projectile diarrhea, gingivitis, temporary hallucinations, irreversible brain damage, halitosis, fever, dizziness, excessive hair growth on the shoulders and upper back, sore throat, coughing, interest in yoga, pink-eye, tennis elbow, runner’s knee, athlete’s foot, bowler’s belly, pitcher’s mound, secretaries’ day, author’s misanthropism, dejà vu...

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...dejà vu, stiffness in joints, stubbed toes, weeping, gnashing of teeth, drooling, snoring, severe belching and flatulence, vertigo, receding hairline, dandruff, ring-around-the-collar, stuffy nose, sneezing, tingling in extremities, achy-breaky heart, stinky-winky feet, split ends, profuse sweating, an uncontrollable urge to watch Bette Midler movies, paranoia, ingrown toenails, and/or chapped lips.

It’s Fun for the Whole Family!

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WARNING!!!

Whatever you do, don’t pour water on anybody’s head while they are in a trance! This will cause the hypnotized person to slip back and forth from trance to reality whenever they hear the sound of fingers snapping.

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Notes:

This thing is 4 pages longer than I expected (including the front and back “covers”)?? To think that this vital statistic went undocumented for so long...

The 2001 copyright date on the package sticker has been visible in photos for years; despite this, I’ve hesitated on pinning this as the Ring’s production date. The mention of the Works-Opposite-On-Women thing makes me more confident that the manual, at least, was added to the package in 2001, perhaps close to or after Book 5 dropped that August. (I’d still say the Ring itself is still up in the air, given the multiple claims of it being given out as early as 1997. Which brings up some more questions: Did those early Rings come with a different manual and sticker, or none at all?)

Speaking of the Works-Opposite-On-Women thing, the wording of “may” kills me fghjf. It’s like the Company found this glaring malfunction during testing and went “oh well, off to mass production!” No wonder they got shut down lol

The back cover looks exactly as it appeared in Book 1, down to the sentence breaks! The only addition is the copyright info on the right side.

I’ve been laughing at “Day Pilkey” for 20 minutes now lol. I thought of correcting all the typos in my transcription, but they’re cute to me so I left them in

Somehow it never occurred to me that Dav himself might’ve written this manual. The long list of silly side-effects is a big giveaway. There’s little guarantee he’ll remember the answer after all this time, but it’s a question I’ll be keeping in mind just in case.

The Ring itself is so tiny that I’m scared to wear it fhgjghj, it might get stuck past my knuckle or even break! Also I can’t snap my fingers so it’s not like I could use it anyway

Besides the Black Lenticular Spiral/Red Light-Up Spiral thing, there’s another small difference between this Ring and the Movie-era one. This one has “3-D” printed vertically on its shoulders and “Hypno-Ring” printed horizontally on its halo; the Movie one has the full name on its halo, minus the hyphen between 3 and D. (Look up “ring anatomy” if that sentence doesn’t make sense.)

The package is resealable, so I’ve put everything back in. I’ll be storing it in the little plastic chest I keep my first-edition CU books in, away from excess heat, excess light, and—most importantly—the wrong hands!

I’ve been waiting 20 years to get my hands on this thing. (Well, okay, first I stewed about it for about 1-3 years as a kid, then forgot about it for 11, then suddenly remembered it and stewed for 6 more, but you get this gist.) It’s nuts to finally hold it in my hands, let alone be the first to preserve a piece of it. Let this be a lesson to all: no matter how long it takes or how silly it is, your personal Holy Grail still exists for the taking... though it might cost over 40 bucks!

#captain underpants #dav pilkey #captain underpants the first epic movie #the epic tales of captain underpants #3-d hypno-ring #3d hypno ring #3-d hypno ring #3d hypno-ring #toys #merch #caps tw #hypnosis tw #cu #cu books #long #me talking

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sissyhotsubtrash · 19 hours

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1 like = 5 mins edging

1 reblog = 30 mins plugged

5 comments = I’ll eat my cum

wreck me plz

#gooner #adult toy #buttplay #beta boi #transgender #panty sissy #hypno fantasy #goon and edge #goon caps #gooning #sissy tasks #beta sissy #sissifyme #sissi slave #sissy ferminization

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boundbimbos · 4 months

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bananapaliooza · 2 years

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Doodled an lil steven to see if i could draw him :)

#Featuring the lil guy on his cap. Sydney!#or ron if you’d like #strangled red #hypno’s lullaby #bambs makes some colours!

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siremasterlawrence · 1 year

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One Universe: Captain America World Most Wanted.

Following my first jolly journey into the vast world of the multiverse I enslave Superman with a possession style like unseen before in a court room for the world to see. What is I the world now known as The Evil Descent of The Man of Steel.

I foresaw all of this happening as I planned for many years except for the one minor act I miscalculated. That Captain America could be on my tale you see someone creates a time travel device to allow him access to my realm.

Clearly it is news for the world to see that all other variants of Super pussy are dead for the longterm. Saving one is not an action I deign to suggest due to the fact it cannot and will never change what had occurred.

Time remnants aside the suddenly glows out of the dark a strange figure appears in the back. His presence not as strong as The Man go steel but still leaves a quake under him.

He is unleashing some insane parkour with his body flipping over every area till he land in front of me. The man stay in darkness his body shifting into the light.

“Well…well….well it’s about time my dear Cap I have been awaiting your arrive with much anticipation.” I reply ignoring him in all my glory.

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“Wipe that mischievous smirk off of your face now. I will not stand for your insane shenanigans again.” He demands pointing at me.

“Right? Glad to see you drop this patriotic onesie uniform do yours it is gag worthy. You look like your own man now.” I add.

“No amount of small talk will distract me from my cause, and you can quite the false sincerity while you are at it.” He quipped.

“Find! I ruin refuse to be civil about it I will

give you a list of terms if your surrender.” I state.

“My surrender? This is not battle ground for a war, I do not surrender and my mission is far from over.” He chants.

“God! You are so aggravatingly hot! Do you know that my friend? Your stubborn streak turns me on” I say flipping the switch on as the spotlight lowers to his face.

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The spotlight erupts in all consuming light onto his massive form, I slip out of the room into glass protector with reinforced steel to boot.

“Poor Captain America! I feel sorry for you” the speaker blows my voice in a boom.

“Get our from there and face me” he calls out to me.

“Don’t worry you won’t be alone soon enough”

“What is new fangle contraption?” He yells as space opens stretching under him to his feet slip under and he falls into the pod.

“It will be well worth it Capsickle” I shout the watch in amazement at my device getting to work with hollow projectiles inserting into his forehead.

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It’s a shame Cap wakes up laid on a bed in the middle of nowhere his eyes flutter open to a new world. His hand slowly lifts from the fog.

“What am I doing here? I was about to take down Blue Haven? Right” he thinks out loud.

“No! You work for him still with the foolish nightmare I see.” A projection appears.

“Where am I?” He ask curiously,

“Think Captain America! Why are you here?”

“To save Blue Have, I am his servant”

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Captain America’s mind adjust quickly he is suiting up into his armor picking up these newly inventive shield I built with slide in compartments.

“These new shields can be united into one oval piece, two separate ones, and also can fashion for combat weapon.”

“All purpose, I see, and I most be going”

“Oh Master! I found you! Thank you for what you did breaking me free.”

“Naturally! Together again you, me and Superman”

“Mwahahahahaha.”

The end

#Captain America #chris evans #Evil Captain America #Evil Cap #lawrence’s stable #hypnosis #hypno submission #possession #one universe

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biolizardboils · 11 months

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IT’S HERE!!!! gotta go to work now but i’ll scan the manual tomorrow morning!!!

#captain underpants #dav pilkey #3-d hypno-ring #3d hypno ring #toys #me talking #cu #cu books #caps tw #cu font memes

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daily-dose-of-dopamine · 1 year

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Minus Grey!

Minus S!3V3N

Mike

Normal Grey + Gr3y

Glitchy Red

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arorabbit · 7 months

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our system name is literally the sillayguy system this is soo accurate

also HOW DID YOU KNOW WE LIKE ARIZONA ICED TEA. SPECIFICALLY THE GREEN TEA IT FUCKING SLAPS BY THE GODS

#hypno's asks!#mutual tomfoolery #tw caps #food mention

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boundbimbos · 4 months

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firep0wder · 2 years

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Now what did past me say about hermits... I'm curious

#fp.txt #xbevno vs. well. the difference.#i do not acknowledge any bdubs skin that contradicts the constant knife bandolier #beef and bdubs play fighting #jevin and cleo sealioning each other every hhh #the others r about boat boys grian dresuma cleo tango beasts hypno ren doc ranchers nho badboyhalo vintagebeef keralis cub mumbo dsmp sbi #bdubs and doc. and s8 jevin after his elytra breaks and he falls thru a tall tree and ends up full of branches leaves sticks etc #happy etho minecraft champion sunday #falsuma 🕊 🕯 🪦#and also xbcrafted. and keralis. and impulsesv. and geminitay. and joehills probably #me just lying in my bed with the lights off completely chill but i haven't taken a shower in a day or two so when i see a grian post i kill #insane to me that cubfan is on this court. who remembers the ragers at keralis's.. not hypno that's for sure (he was blackout fucking drunk)#the king. impulse's wood. an old clock.#literally i've drawn iskall lying in her bed kicking his feet and twirling the telephone cord it's so real #jevin s8 transitioned for funsies. like finnster. except his girl month wasn't as highly funded/extended so he's back to bluemoding now #if you write in caps in joe hills chat you will get told off timed out banned doxxed killed etc depending on how tired he is that day and #keralis to every man he knows: there’s only you in my life #and why the hell mumbo jumbolio driving the bus...+#obvious answer is bdubs. but this is pearlescentmoon actually (trust me. pearls and the moon and berries are all the same shape.)#literally one of my pet peeves is misusing thee thy thou thine etc. and ren is horrible for this. i love him so much but he torments me #the gutteral noise i made when you brought up the concorp parallels scared my fucking rabbit. sorry poppyseed #stress is a long haired kitty for sure i think #hypno is a leather guy whereas tango happens to own a leather jacket #tfc z''l #welsknight splitting hels #this is what i'm doing to xisuma btw #****** sorry #zedaph (real)#yeah i consider myself somewhat of a cub fan #blorbo rotation

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risestarkiss · 5 months

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✨The Fashionista✨

Rise Ramblings #234

While watching “The Clothes Don’t Make The Turtle,” I noticed something.

I found it interesting that Raph, Mikey, and Leo were content with Raph’s outfit choice until Donnie stated that he wasn’t “in love with it, ya’ know.”

Suddenly, Raph declares “I’m a disaster!” Albeit ridiculously endearing, it was a little strange to see his sudden shift from moderately content to absolute dissatisfaction. Huh…

Then, the disaster twins decide to help him out.

Take a note of their outfit choices.

Raph tries on all of these fits and more.

Donnie’s first choice is a mild “no.” Leo’s choice is a hard “NO.” (Not surprising, lol.) But then, the overwhelming consensus lands on Raph’s fourth outfit, which ended up being Donatello’s other pick for his brother.

So, in summary, Raph tried on his personal choice for an outfit, of which they rejected. Then, ultimately, Donatello picked out an outfit for his brother, and that pick ended up being perfect. Hmm…

Then I noticed something else. In this episode, we never get a Donnie “curtain reveal” moment, to our disdain. I mean, Raph, Leo, and Mikey got to try on several different outfits in order to get their brothers' opinions before landing on that “perfect outfit, you know the one.” All of his brothers got to shine. Why not DonTron?

Then it hit me.

The try-ons were to get their brothers' opinions and approval. And, for his brothers' choices, he was a major contributor in assisting them in pulling their looks together.

What if, bear with me, Donnie didn’t need the "curtain scene" because he was so confident in his fashion sense that he didn’t need to ask his brothers for help to pick out a great look.

…or they figured out how to break Hypno’s spell before he could get a “curtain reveal.” BUT STILL-

Look at his outfit choices in this episode. Some of his wardrobe changes were off-screen, but all of them were fire.

(I added the baseball cap pic because it makes me happy. I wish we'd seen more of that fit.)

To me, he makes some really smart choices for himself, pushing the envelope of what is expected and taking chances: an open collar with no tie for a “black tie” event, a beanie and spiked wristbands for their “gansta look,” no socks with loafers (a viral fashion trend that actually began in Africa) with old man slacks in his reclined pose. *muah* Chef’s kiss!

But Don’s fashion sense doesn’t just shine in this episode.

In “Reparin’ the Baron” the boys go to Draxum’s apartment. Leo and Donnie show up in some extra nice “Sunday Dinner” twin drip.

The gold is in the details. Everything Leo is wearing, Donnie rocks its compliment: for Leo’s round collar, Donnie’s is angled, for Leo’s blue shirt, Donnie’s is white, For Leo’s light slacks, Donnie’s are dark. Blah blah blah. It’s so good!

Look at the winter fit in Snow Day.

Again, Donnie is Leo’s perfect compliment. As a pair? Fire.

Donnie has “the eye.” I can go on and on with examples, but I’ve said all of that to say this…

In the future, we see that Donatello’s technology had major pull in the resistance. He had drone ships patrolling the skies. He built and designed Leo’s arm, Casey’s chainsaw-hockey stick, and Casey's mask. The list goes on…

But, when Donatello from the past see’s Casey’s clothing from the future, he says this:

We know about the “Genius Built” brand. We’ve seen that logo on all of his tech up to this point. But, here he didn’t just say “Genius Built.” He said, “Genius Built Apparel.”

“Apparel” is not a tech brand. “Apparel” is a fashion brand. Of course, tech is incorporated into the clothing, but still.

This means that past Donatello secured this trademark with plans of creating a fashion brand, comparable to the likes of Gucci, Ralph Lauren, or any other modern clothing brand, as a subsidiary of “Genius Built,” the tech company.

And why not? The evidence has been in front of us this entire time. He has a sharp eye for style, fashion, and trends. It is easily canon that he can sew. Splinter sewed their ninja garbs in “Insane in the Mama Train,” and there is a sewing machine in the house.

They already learned Ninjutsu through basically osmosis, so learning to sew is not too far-fetched.

And here it is, right in front of us, Casey’s entire ensemble, from mask, to weapons, to clothing, was made by Donatello in the middle of the apocalypse under the brand name “Genius Built Apparel.”

And that was just in the bad future. Resources were limited, they didn’t have access to much of anything in that broken world as they were survivors of a devastating Krang invasion. Yet, he created all of this.

However, now that they’ve changed the future, his future as a fashion designer is limitless. Think of what Donatello could produce with unlimited resources, unlimited technology, and unlimited creative freedom.

Tech genius. Clothing designer. Fashionista. Future Genius Built Apparel Owner and CEO. I’m sorry, but I have to call it...

Donatello Hamato of the present, of the bad future, and of the good future is a fashion icon, the likes of which the world has never seen. ○○○○

Update: I've decided to make this concept into a mini-comic series!

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theminecraftbee · 8 months

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the phase 3 rules/balance changes!

no more suspicious stew or honey before runs. (or golden apples, cub.) this was the controversial change, the hermits attempted to argue otherwise. tango has stated he will provide "all the porkchops you want" in the starting room so everyone starts at the same page. stated reason is that everyone with saturation stew is getting a major advantage going in from the others and that it also makes the berries much less impactful.

there is now a per-floor limit as to the amount of treasure or frost embers that can be dispensed on a given floor. this is to encourage going deeper if you want to get more treasure. tango has stated that no players should ever hit this cap, and the odds of hitting cap without getting a key is one in 200,000 so don't worry about it. he stared at etho intently as he explained all of this. this is etho's fault. blame etho.

reckless charge has been nerfed from 12 seconds to hit a shrieker to 8 seconds. this one is hypno's fault but also the card would have been unbalanced if anyone else had gotten it, too, so maybe you don't need to blame him like you blame etho.

beef, xb, and stress only received half their allocated shards for the week since they all had 13 or more shards left over. tango had warned about doing this in the past, this is the first week he's actually gone through with it.

"there may have been some changes to the dungeon, small changes don't get too excited. also, don't assume you can use anything you know about ravagers." the latter refers to some ravager zone changes that have been made. tango thinks that they may be more deadly now.

and there you go, the official start-of-phase-3 announcements! additionally, remember partway through phase 2, additional water hazards were added to make max clank more dangerous, and clank past the absolute maximum is instead added to hazard. this is a standing change from last week but figured i'd announce it here!

#hermitcraft #decked out 2 #there have also been ravagers dying and being replaced as before

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ssparksflyy · 24 days

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hello! can i request jason grace or leo valdez x child of hypnos reader ? (gn) 🫶🏻🫶🏻

ask and thou shall receive ༉‧₊˚.

jason grace dating hcs! ٩(ˊ〇ˋ*) ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

pairing: jason grace x child of hypnos!reader warning(s): none!! js fluff :) a/n: i love children of hypnos, u stay sleepy ! also me writing this running off five hours of sleep ( the most ive gotten this week ) yikes..

mr gets up willingly at six am nd his sleepy lover ♡

there are times where u literally have to beg jason to go back to bed cause omfg what r u doing. its six am. no u r not going to go run. no the early bird doesnt get the worm. go. back. to. sleep.

hey nd most times it works cause the thought of holding u close and a sweet sweet dream is enough to get him back in bed

but other times noooo he goes running 🙄

what is bro running from? sleep???

omg but then literally knocks tf out by like nine

one of the times when you had a sleepover planned together

you were running a little late cause ur cabin's ac wasnt working nd everybody was tweaking out

so you had to stay behind and help fix it

by the time you finished and ran over to cabin one , jason was already passed out nd lightly snoring 😭

mind you it was like 9:15 pm

its ok tho u were tired asf too , who knew fixing the ac could be so hard ??

he apologized sm in the morning tho

but u were like its okay el oh el

he cant help it bro he needs his sleep almost as much as he needs you

its better that he falls asleep early than stay up super late tho

cause like when he was helping plan out the new cabins, it was impossible to convince him to go to sleep

he wouldnt stop working nd u were like 😠 fool 😠 go to sleep 😠

nd he was like no thank youuuuu ♡

so you used your powers on him cause he hadNT SLEPT IN DAYS

u were both mad at each other in the morning and things were painfully tense

but you sat down nd talked it out like mature ppl ♡

he srsly hates fighting, he already does it with monsters nd shit so much, he doesnt want to do it w you :(

he apologized for being ignorant and promised he would be better about taking care of himself instead of burying himself in work

you apologized for using your powers on him without saying anything first, and promised you wouldn't do it again ( unless its necessary ) :))

to this day, youve still kept your promises ♡

jason is SUCH a sucker for when you touch his hair

the most relaxing thing everrrrr

i will die on this hill ppl dont play w me

his hair would be soft asf bro

best believe he uses a good conditioner !!

he lets u play w his hair nd do wtv u want with it cause like ~relaxing~

so best believe you have a 0.5 of him with all his hair tied up and looking like a palm tree

0.5s of jason would literally be flawless asf but scary

cause ur like omg by bf is so cute- god DAMN somebody get this man contacts

he looks amazing but THEM EYES

terrifying. staring into ur soul.

theyre cute tho ♡♡

you OBVI have matching pjs

i cannot decide if jason would go to sleep w just pj pants nd no shirt or if would have light blue and white striped pants, a button up shirt, slippers, a cap with a little fuzzy ball at the end, nd a candlestick

jason grace is a SPECTRUM OKAY

but he buys u so many plushies ugh

you own so many jellycats im so jealous

he helps u name them nd their literally ur children like

u have matching build-a-bears !!!

the voice memos are messages u made for each other :(

his to u is a quick ramble about how much he loves u but gets cut off cause he only had 20 seconds ♡♡

nd u get matching outfits for them!!

urs is named 'sleepy' and his is named 'sparky' ♡

i feel like jason gets some real bad nightmares

like yea every demigod does but he gets his more frequently nd their more graphic bcs of what he's seen and gone through :(

most of the time they arent even messages from his dad, theyre just really bad flashbacks of horrible times in his life

but ever since you started spending ur nights together, theyve toned down so much

now he even gets dreams abt your future together sometimes :((

he really wants to tell you about those dreams cause they feel so real but hes scared that youll think its weird or get uncomfortable

little does he know you get those exact same dreams ♡

and on the same nights as he does...

CAUSE UR MEETING IN UR DREAMSSSSSSS

nd thats how ur dad shows his love to you !

zeus doesnt gaf. wtv we dont like him anyway

i mean sometimes hes like erm gtfo my cabin 🤨

but doesn't actually do anything

u literally dont care for anybody's thoughts tho cause you bagged a baddie as sleepy as you ♡

an two: ik i didnt talk abt sleepovers together but like ive got a jason fic called sleepover (thats also gn!) if u wanted to read that :DD but i hoped u enjoyed and have a good day/night!! GO STREAM THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT.

peace from manhattan,

percy jackson ♡

#percy jackson #pjo #heroes of olympus #pjo x reader #heroes of olympus x reader #hoo x reader #jason grace #jason grace x reader #percy jackson x reader #by bells ♡⋆ ࣪.

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