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#i almost forgot i had this in my drafts!!
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Case 1: How to Soothe Gilbert When He is Upset
Gilbert: "Is that all everyone wants to say?"
All the important officials in Obsidian were gathered in a large conference room.
At the gathering where military personnel of all ages and genders were present, Gilbert, seated in the upper section of the room, was clearly seething with anger.
(I'm not surprised.)
The reports and agendas they were discussing were all filled with an unbearable stench of corruption.
It wasn't because the officials were lazy or incompetent; it was because of the corrupt practices deeply embedded within Obsidian.
(Every time I see Gilbert fighting alone like this, it feels like my heart is being crushed.)
Gilbert: "I'm getting nothing but half-baked progress reports. What do you expect me to do with this?"
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Gilbert: "Your job is to complete the tasks assigned to you. If you can't even do that, then you're neglecting your duties."
Male officer: "With all due respect, Prince Gilbert, the issues we're dealing with are一"
Gilbert: "If they don't change their attitude, then it's better to introduce a new system. You just need to create a draft proposal for that, yeah?"
Male officer: "You're right, sir."
Gilbert: "Why do you impose restrictions on yourselves, calling things impossible and reckless?"
Gilbert: "There is not just one way to achieve a goal."
Gilbert: "If I believe I can accomplish something, then I surely can. You people just lack the capacity."
Gilbert: "Those filthy trash are probably laughing while you all remain at a standstill like this." **
Gilbert: "You know what will happen the next time you give me a report like this, right?"
He got up from his seat with a smirk, and all the soldiers stood up in unison, saluting him.
The tension was so intimidating and overwhelming that I almost forgot to breathe.
Gilbert: "Well then, let's adjourn. Good work, everyone."
He swiftly walked away.
As one of the attendees, I bowed to the military officers and quickly followed after Gilbert.
Emma: "Gil."
Gilbert: "What is it?"
When I called him, he stopped and turned around to face me.
Despite the tense atmosphere, his smile, which contained all the pent-up tension and hostility, was as refreshing as ever.
(But he still seems tense.)
He probably wasn't aware of it, but his eyes weren't fully smiling.
(I think he's planning to inspect the military exercises next.)
(If he goes in this state, everyone will undoubtedly feel uncomfortable.)
(Now that this happens...)
Emma: "Watch this."
I took a coin from the pocket of the dress he had prepared for me.
Emma: "Right now, the coin is in my left hand."
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Gilbert: "I can see that."
I tightly gripped my hand, hiding the coin.
Emma: "Which hand do you think the coin is in now?"
Gilbert: "You want me to say it's on your left, right? But unfortunately..."
He gently grasped my hand and rolled up my sleeve.
Emma: "Hey, that's unfair!"
Gilbert: "You're just inexperienced."
Despite discreetly hiding the coin in my sleeve, Gilbert saw through it instantly.
(Performing magic tricks is really difficult.)
(Or maybe it's because he's my opponent?)
He took the coin from me and flicked it into the air, catching it in his hand.
Gilbert: "Where do you think the coin is now?"
Emma: "I'm pretty sure it's neither in your right nor left hand."
Ignoring his clenched fist, I searched through his sleeves but found nothing.
I tapped various parts of his uniform that seemed like they could hide something, but there was nothing.
(Huh?)
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Gilbert: "The answer is..."
He opened his hand, and I saw the coin sitting on his palms.
(I fell for it.)
Gilbert: "Haha, you're too easy."
Emma: "You usually do something crazy."
Gilbert: "Are you disappointed?"
Emma: "A little."
Gilbert: "You're so honest."
He clenched the coin in his hand once again.
Then, when he opened it, there was nothing there.
Emma: "Huh!?"
Gilbert: "Little bunny."
He pointed to the pocket of my dress with his finger.
With trembling hands, I reached inside and felt something hard.
Emma: "Wow!"
I pulled the coin out of my pocket and gasped.
(I don't understand what's going on, but he's really something.)
Gilbert: "You always react like a child."
Emma: "I can't help it. It's just amazing!"
He chuckled, his eyes reflecting that sentiment.
(I'm glad. Even though the magic trick failed, it seems like he calmed down.)
Gilbert: "But was it really that obvious?"
He seemed to have understood the meaning behind my actions.
Emma: "Yeah."
Gilbert: "Fufu, I'm hopeless, aren't I?"
Emma: "Isn't that why I'm here?"
Emma: "So that you can have some peace of mind?"
As the number of times we attended official functions increased, this feeling only grew stronger.
Gilbert: "You're so efficient."
Emma: "!"
Suddenly, he leaned in and pressed his cold lips against my cheek.
His red eyes reflected my profile with affection.
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Gilbert: "I'm counting on you."
Emma: "Leave it to me!"
(Lately, I've been thinking that maybe I'm the only one who can make him happy.)
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trensu · 11 months
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It's Will that gives him the idea.
"we don't really celebrate father's day anymore," he had said awkwardly, "but I can't hang out anyway."
"why not?" Dustin demanded. He was gonna end up bored and alone because he didn't celebrate the holiday and everyone else had plans. he had been counting on Will to keep him company.
"I'm gonna get Jonathan a new record and I want to listen to it with him," he said.
"can't he get his own records? C'mon, we could go to the arcade or something."
"no, Dustin," his tone took on a stubborn edge that made Dustin pause. "He's my brother and I love him, and he's the only guy besides Bob who's ever even tried to look out for me. So I'm sorry but I'm gonna be busy on Sunday."
Dustin didn't argue after that but it did get him thinking which is why on Sunday morning he biked all the way over to Loch Nora and started banging on Steve's door.
"what do you want, Henderson?" Steve sighed the most dramatic put upon sigh Dustin had ever heard.
"you're not my dad--"
"wow you really are genius!"
"shut up, shut up, listen to me!"
"okay, geez, I'm listening."
"you're not my dad and I don't want you to be my dad. I don't even really want a dad! Lots of dads aren't even that great and my mom already has the single parent thing down. But you taught me how to do my hair and how to talk to girls - even though that advice sucked, I didn't need it to get Suzie at all - and you're gonna teach me how to drive--"
"woah, hey, no I never said I'd do that, wh--"
"--and you've saved my life but I think we're even because I've saved your life too."
"Henderson don't you have anything better to do than harass me in my own home?" Steve said. he was using that exasperated tone he got when he knew he wasn't keeping up with what was going on but didn't want to admit it.
"actually no I don't but I'm here for a reason," he reached into his backpack and took out the gift he clumsily wrapped with scraps of brown paper bags. He shoved it into Steve's hands. "You're basically the only adult male figure in my life. And I appreciate you."
Steve squinted at the gift and then at Dustin and at the gift again before he said fussily "is this a prank? If something gross explodes from this, I swear to god, I'll--"
"Just open it, Steve!"
"Fine, fine, keep your shirt on," Steve said and tore off the paper. He blinked and in a softer tone said, "Oh."
"I don't know if you even like making models but I know you love cars and this kit looked just like yours, so yeah."
Steve stared at the kit some more. Dustin started to fidget. It was always better to be honest with your feelings but maybe this was too much for Steve. Maybe Steve didn't like him as much as Dustin did. Steve was not as enlightened about these things as Dustin.
"I've never made a model before."
Dustin hunched his shoulders and tried not to feel stupid or hurt. He should have expected this. They weren't even related. This was probably too weird. He reached out to take the gift back.
"it's fine, I can return it, whatever."
Steve raised the kit out of Dustin's reach.
"Hey, this is mine," he said.
"you don't even like it!"
"I never said that! I'm just gonna need a dweeby little nerd to help me build it. You know anybody like that?" Steve asked, batting his eyes innocently.
"you're such a dick," Dustin grumbled, fighting back a grin.
"watch your language!"
"shut up, you're not my dad."
Steve laughed as Dustin shoved his way into the house. Hours later, after much shouting and ribbing and one incident of spilled paint, a small model of the beemer was left to dry while Steve forced Dustin to watch the baseball game on TV with him. It wasn't the worst thing ever, and after Steve mentioned the statistics involved, it got way more interesting ("of course you'd like the math part, you weirdo" "you don't understand the stats do you" "shut up and watch the game, Henderson"). When the paint was dry, Dustin followed Steve upstairs and watched him carefully and deliberately place the model between a couple of sports trophies.
"yeah, I guess it looks pretty cool," Steve said with exaggerated nonchalance. "Now beat it, kid. your mom's gonna freak if you're not home when she gets back from work."
"can you give me a ride?"
"ugh, fine."
Dustin grinned. This had been, hands down, the best father's day ever. From the look on Steve's face when he placed the model, Dustin was pretty sure he agreed.
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strangerstilinski · 2 months
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thinking about eddie munson who doesn't give a damn what anyone at school thinks of him, teachers and pupils alike
eddie who is so quick to jump up on a table in the middle of the cafeteria, hands cupped around his mouth to project his voice further, just for the sake of making a point
eddie who broadcasts his interests and the bands he likes with graphic tees and a denim jacket adorned with patches and pins for all to see
eddie who is never, ever caught off guard
that is, not until you.
because one day you thank him, probably just for something mundane. but you both stand amidst the crowd of students in the middle of the hallway. there's a bright smile on your face and you lean onto your toes to press an instinctual kiss of thanks to his cheek. and that small, innocent action has eddie's face warming and his big brown eyes blowing comically wide
thinking about eddie munson who is thoroughly flustered for the first time in his life, left frozen in place as his brain struggles to recuperate, still stunned long after you've walked away with a cute little bounce in your step
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Nico: santa isn’t real
Hazel: this is why your ass keeps getting coal for christmas
Nico:
Hazel:
Nico: I KNOW ITS YOU DOING THAY-
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critai · 9 months
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eudico-my-beloved · 4 months
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save me time traveling lesbian android with infinite copies of herself. time traveling lesbian android with infinite copies of herself save me. time traveling lesbian android with infinite copies of herself
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yuriyuruandyuraart · 7 months
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quick cross doodle<333
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ajartanddesign · 8 months
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yeehawgust 2023: barbie horse adventures
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imperial-agent · 8 months
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I was steel, and you were silver.
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elvenbeard · 11 months
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"Well, hello there, stranger..." Kerry said, voice and eyes all sultry.
"So different?" V chuckled.
"I mean, yes and no," Kerry shrugged, cupping his face with both hands, trying to blink away the wonderfully hot water raining down on them, and looking at him full of affection and curiosity. V didn't really know what to do with himself, where to look first, not quite flustered but utterly smitten. He hadn't been able to keep his hands off Kerry ever since they left the beach. And now he was in his shower, hair wet and messy, no makeup, no big show, just them alone basking in the welcome warmth of the shower.
"Been an advocate of grungy eyeliner myself for a while now..." Kerry said, "But damn... All cleaned up, ya sure as hell could find work as a model in no time."
"I'll take that as a compliment," V said.
"You should," Kerry smiled, then pulled him in for a kiss.
Based on this post from a while ago and @pinkyjulien's reply in particular xD I mentioned before, I hc for Kerry and V to go to V's apartment after Boat Drinks, mostly because it's closer than Kerry's place (and they don't even make it out of the shower for "round two" to start XD). In the shower, Kerry sees Vince without his grungy eyeliner and spiky hair for the first time (and vice versa, although with Kerry the difference is not quite as jarring XD I still don't get how Vince can look like two different people sometimes depending on how messy or not he looks (but then again, that fits him so well)).
Anyway, happy Saturday 💛💜🤍
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devilishdelights · 1 year
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read my thirteen fic <3 :]
cw for body horror, gore, death (real death AND your unhinged girlfriend, double combo deal!), traumatizing you (the MC. but remember i also give you a girlfriend so it cancels out), ghosts, zombies, more death, maybe eventually some making out, who knows.
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blue-howlite · 1 year
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Long Mian x Reader, headcanons
Warnings: nsfw, dom!Long Mian, use of esper abilities for sex, mentions of choking, restraining and biting, literally Long Mian himself should be a warning but whatever.
Author note: it started as something I wanted to do to annoy my boyfriend. Then I actually wrote these for the horny disgraces out there. Love y'all <3
He is a hard dom.
As I mentioned in another post he needs help with learning how boundaries work aside from "No means no". He'll pretty much expect you to like what he likes because if it feels good for him it must feel good for you too, right? ...just be patient and teach him to ask things first.
Have a safe word that you can use to tell him when things are getting out of hand without thinking too much, both a spoken word and a sign, in case your mouth is restrained. You need it as much as he does, since he doesn't enjoy hurting you.
He's a quick learner so he'll catch up soon with what you don't like. And of course with what you like.
He likes overstimulating you. Your expressions and the sounds you make are just so lovely...
Also, someone might think he has a degrading kink, but I disagree. He uses insults when he's genuinely annoyed at someone. Actually, I think he really, really likes praises, both giving and receiving.
It's not often he gets to admire a masterpiece like yourself, so of course he'll compliment you. And since he's very proud in everything he does, praising him is what keeps him going. Sure, if you can actually talk, that is.
Oral? He loves receiving and I feel like he might give too as a way of overstimulating you. Also please hold onto his horns while he does, while it's bone so he doesn't feel anything he likes the fact that you're holding onto him.
And he will use his tail to hold you if the position allows it.
He won't actively seek hurting you, but he might like things that do hurt you. Grabbing you by your throat, or restraining your hands by making some ice shackles, or biting you hard enough to draw blood...
Make him notice these things. Or don't, maybe you're into that.
But something you'll have a hard time negotiating is marking. He is possessive (dragons are known to be proud creatures and don't like their things stolen from them) so your neck being purple seven days a week it's just his way of leaving you with something of his all the time, while also sending a clear message to anyone around you.
Sometimes he'll just stop you in the corridor then nom nom you have a new red/purple-ish spot on your neck, then he'll just go on about his day.
As for the aftercare, yes he will try to do something. He'll bring wet towels to clean you and himself up, then he'll hold you close, slip under the covers and force you to rest. He'll appreciate if you try to help but let him do his thing and take care of you.
Because Long Mian always takes care of what belongs to him.
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bizarrelittlemew · 8 months
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weed graphs why not
in light of recent developments (Ed smokes weed confirmed), I feel the time has come to share perhaps the nerdiest thing I have ever done for a fic.
while writing Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe, I wanted to know approximately how high Ed and Stede would be after smoking 70s weed (= weak) in the alley behind the bar. just for fun
so naturally, I used the R package RxODE and a non-linear mixed-effects model of the pharmacokinetics/pharmacodynamics of THC from my actual research to simulate THC plasma concentrations and "feeling high" effect over time after dose:
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(apart from the assumptions noted on the graph, I also assume them to be medium heavy users, defined as generally smoking more than once every two weeks but at most once per day (the bioavailability is affected by this))
as you can see (and as expected), there is a high variability on the effect, so at the time of max effect (after around 30 minutes), they're most likely to be between 0.5 and 3.5 on a scale of 0-10 (should say that on the graph too instead of 1-10 sorry), with the median around 1.6-1.7.
for a strain with a THC content of 4% (which I made a similar graph for but I will die in shame if I post two graphs with different axis scales and I can't be bothered to redo it), the median maximum effect would increase to around 2, so it wouldn't make a huge difference if Ed's rockstar weed was on the stronger side for the 70s.
so the answer to the question of "how high would they be" is therefore "not very" 🤷 and they'd probably be below the median since they spend more time shotgunning and making out than effectively smoking lmao
you could say that this is all an unnecessary amount of effort just to make my favorite blorbos fuck and fall in love. and you'd be right 💗
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bigkpopstan · 2 years
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enha w perv s/o reader
this is lovely and with my new thing for wanting to smell their junk…I’ve been thinking about it fairly often ! thank you for giving me an excuse to talk about it a little more
warnings; sub enha, cross dressing/enha in skirts n shit, also some pervy enha so it’s a little mutual, window sex, a little corruption kink for hoon. I think that’s all, I feel like I could’ve went more all out but this is more of like a staring/wondering thoughts pervy rather than obscure kinks pervy.
->heeseung;
heeseung started noticing that his usual things started to disappear and new things started to appear in his drawers. his boxers started getting replaced with panties, his joggers turning into skirts, even a bralette showing up in one of his drawers. or little sticky notes showing up around the house, on top of the new additions in his clothes drawers. “I just think you’re thighs would look gorgeous in this;)” on the shirts or even on his regular shorts that seem to rid up on his thighs when he wears them. or even a “also even thinking about watching your cock twitch through these” and other things like that. he blushes every time he sees or read these things, heeseung would be lying if he said he wasn’t a bit of a perv himself at times. before you guys were official he’d sneak glances at whatever parts of you were exposed, even jacking off to what he’s seen in his spare time. maybe even catching you changing a few times and instead of turning away he’d swallow and stare. he loves when he can tell your thoughts are wandering, eventually ending up in him getting pushed up against a wall.
->jay;
jay happened to get embarrassed at the sheer amount of times he’d catch you staring at his crotch. he’d blush and push his thighs together a little at the attention. Or he’d shiver when he’d catch sight of your phone background, there was on more than one occasion you had changed your background to be pictures of him you had taken during sex with one another<3. the fact alone that you wanted to take pictures of him excited him yet worried him? it’s such a vulnerable state he lets you see him in and you can look at it whenever you want…or he’d notice when he wears shorts or sleeveless tops your hands are on him more, even in public. Holding his biceps, even sliding your hands up his shirt to hold his waist/hips or practically sliding your hand up his shorts. I feel like he’d need to get used to it a bit? Like he understands but he’s just…a little confused. turned on that you’re always thinking about him yeah but confused on how you find him that attractive.
->jake;
I think it’s no surprise I think jake would thrive in a relationship with a pervy s/o. as always I think he’s got a high sex drive and seems like he can be a bit of a perv himself. if he catches his s/o doing things considered pervy or eyeing him in public he’ll do the thing where he licks his lips or the insides of his cheeks. He’ll either approach you or do things that he knows makes you think unholy thoughts (it shouldn’t be funny that I haven’t said that in so long but suddenly wanted to for Jake) to get you to approach him. he likes when you get demanding/bossy when he acts out a little, what’s the fun in having a pervy s/o if you can’t tease them? especially at home/in the dorms where he can wear basically anything and shrug it off as “I just wanted to wear it” but he knew the outfit would have your mind wandering to him up against the wall with your hands sneaking up his oversized shirt that kept slipping which is what started the whole thing. or even shorts that bunch up too much at his thighs when he sits. absolutely love that you want each other so much, and his feelings grew even harder when he caught you sniffing his boxers once. his stomach had immediately dropped in a bit of embarrassment followed by arousal, he’d be lying if he said he hasn’t stolen your underwear before to do the same thing, but he was a little surprised. he didn’t think that feeling was mutual but the fact that is was and even what he smelled like drove you a little crazy? he’d love it so much. actually asks for you to take pics of him during sex to make your background but is always surprised when you actually do it (esp during the times he didn’t even ask).
->sunghoon;
he didn’t think someone could be so perverted while in a relationship, maybe towards someone they were crushing on but didn’t have craving that with them but with a partner? he didn’t think that it’d be a feeling considering you could have them/in this case him any time, he thought you shouldn’t have to want it when you could have it with just one word. but he starts to understand when he begins catching your staring eyes, even in public, going up from his lower body before making eye contact causing him to shiver. he gets so bad that even when behind him he can feel you staring. begins to start loving when you grab him by his hips whispering in his ear “what if I fucked your right here?” even and especially in public places. he doesn’t have to question why anymore when now he catches himself doing the same to you, likes when he can feel or see your eyes on him especially when his shirt rises up, so he starts wearing his shirts a little shorter on purpose. or wearing his boxers a lot less more when he caught you staring through his boxers the first time he didn’t wear any around you that had resulted in amazing sex. sunghoon would slowly start to realize that he slowly started becoming a perv for his s/o which he didn’t even understand at first and now he’s living it in both directions. his biggest revelation would be the time you asked to fuck him over/in a window and he let you causing him to have one of the most mind blowing orgasms in his whole life.
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chidoroki · 1 year
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May 16th - Happy Birthday to Vanessa Enoteca
(with one Vanessa from almost every chapter she appears in)
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[ID: Edited pages from Trigun Volume 10 Chapter 7, overlaid with lyrics from "Death Valley" by Fall Out Boy. The lyrics are from Genius and highlighted in russet orange.
Vash and Wolfwood sit together on a couch and clink shot glasses. They drink and sit with tired, solemn expressions. — "'Cause we are alive / here in death valley."
Wolfwood's eyes are foggy as he says, "It was harsh of me... to say all yer smiles were empty." A flashback shows Wolfwood smiling at Vash in their first meeting. Confetti starts to drift down from the sky, and Wolfwood looks up with surprise. — "But don't take love / off the table yet."
The church bell of the orphanage's chapel tolls as confetti flutters down. Vash looks desolate at he sits beside Wolfwood, whose eyes are shadowed as the bottle falls from his hand. — "'Cause tonight, / it's just fire alarms / and losing you." End ID]
Crazy how Fall Out Boy’s entire discography is about Trigun. Yeah the whole thing. Wild
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