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amygdalae · 2 months

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#i am baked #my art #demon #body horror

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lmitations · 1 month

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what if i just started running full speed after the bike that just went down my street

#how funny would that be #i am Baked

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irinviolet · 2 months

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Halsin worked hard to make the puff dough by hand so he could bake the most delicious apple pie with a dash of cinnamon.

Would you like some?

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 halsin #halsin #my art #digital art #illustration #sketch #more self indulgent halsin baking #i am working on a little bit more of him #no cake this time #sorry guys #hope you enjoy some nice chest action tho

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archivebottles · 5 months

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Happy birthday to the most special girl in the universe!! Wanted to try something ambitious and ended up with the biggest comic I've done to date

#signalis #ariane yeong #elster #overestimating elsters ability to paint so ignore how it looks probably way better than she could have done ok?#myart #i have nothing cool to say here i am so tired. i baked a cake from scratch lol and that took so much out of me...#im old..#im like cycling(hah) thru three diff elster designs bear with me here #elster seems like the type of person to be really good at gifts..kinda feel like u gotta be when ur on the same ship for um like. 15 years

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lazylittledragon · 11 days

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blueberry cinnamon rolls with the recipe because people on the bird app wanted it <33

#ramble #baking #this is not tried and tested i just made it up today based on things i've made before #i was worried it wouldn't work but they're really good #they're not very pretty but they're delicious #i tried to separate out the text bc i know it's hard for Me to read it when it's all lumped together #i've never done a double rise before this (usually only once with the rolls in the pan) and it WORKS they're super fluffy #@ any pro bakers. am i doing ok #ratios are hard but i'm trying

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alfheimr · 9 months

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based on this 👍

#one piece #sanji #i am now going to bake in the sun.

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highly-intellig7 · 2 years

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If you really think about it, plain beef maruchan ramen noodles are vegetarian even though they're meat flavored. There is no way they could fit a whole beef into the powder packet.

#this checks out #solid knowledge #im super high rn like so high #i am baked #wake and dab it because lets face it life is just one endless #stream of memories that don't actually exist on any other universal plane and that is pretty #wHacKy

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kristalijah · 8 months

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HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!! I REPEAT, HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!!

#i havent posted anything on this site for years and i talk for these bitches..... as it should be #hes doing the marceline sexy smoldering eyes too i cant take this #i havent seen anyone talk about this and i am LOSING it over this detail i need everyone and their mother to know this #i already commented about this on youtube and someone was already doubting like 'i thought hes looking at the lemoncarbs'#AND I WILL SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. U CAN SEE HIS EYES GO DOWN (TO WHERE GARY'S ASSETS ARE) THEN UP TO MEET HIS EYES WHEN HE LOOKS BACK #the lemoncarbs are clearly to the left where gary is staring at in horror.....keep up people.#he doesnt look at the lemoncarbs once until they started insulting gary's cute lil baking with the 'i hate their little faces' line #and then u can see his eyes move from left (to where lemoncarbs are) to right to look at gary again.#THERE. CASE OVER #I BETTER NOT SEE ANYONE INVALIDATE THEIR OBVIOUS FUCKING FLIRTING OR I WILL #cry. theyre very important to me. i love bubbline/gumlee so much i will die for them #its also funny that hes doing that NOW when our boy is clearly stressed tf out #its giving 'hate to see you leave love to see you go' energy lmaooo #gumlee #adventure time #fionna and cake #adventure time fionna and cake #gary prince #marshall lee

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vurelly · 7 months

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listen i cannot cook but i can apparently make a bussin soup that i will not shut the fuck up about for days

#vu talks shit #im having the best day ever #i am a pathetic little wet boy #until you ask me to make you baked potato soup

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somegrumpynerd · 22 days

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The most labrador coded guy, somebody call him a good boy

#UTDR #UTMV #Cross Sans #Consider this a small apology for all the awful dad stuff I am doing to this guy #I wanted to draw more but I am so tired today -A-#Thinking about how if they were animals or wereanimals or something like that #Cross would be a big-ish scary looking dog #Who wants to be pet so bad but doesn't let people near him #And when he finally lets someone pet him he probably whines the whole time and his tail thumps around furiously #Also Killer is a cat who can't purr unless he's in stage one #Anyway do you think Nightmare learned how to bake in his half a century?#I hope he makes cookies every once in a while and they're super nice

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slavicafire · 1 year

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there are days like today when I am overcome with the gratitude and awe stemming from the simple realisation that everything I have comes from others. everything I am has been influenced by others. someone made the clothes I’m wearing, and someone also wore them before me. someone made the food I’m eating and the ingredients I’m buying, and they were arranged on the store shelf by someone too, and someone wiped the floor I walked on to buy it. someone delivered my letters and hundred of strangers worked to make the movie I watched last night, and my memories are filled with people and things they made and feelings they made me feel, and when I die someone will dig the hole for my coffin, too, and someone will take care of my belongings. I am never alone and I exist thanks to thousands and thousands of strangers

#sorry. mushy today. someone baked the bread I am eating even if just by controlling the machine #death mention #I guess #happy monday

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shady-kittys · 8 months

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Okay but like the whole blending herself together with the Winter King just makes so much sense, she's only the madness of the crown.

She doesn't feel whole because it's only madness without its maker. The only thing she is missing is the wearer, the supposed to be bearer of the curse.

Like if I were the madness that laid within the crown I would also go to any measure to be reunited with my wearer. If dating and marriage is refused I too would just decide to blend myself with my user. I wouldn't be whole, I'm just the curse without the body I'm meant to be in. Blended we are right, apart we are just wrong.

#adventure time #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #candy queen #winter king #i too would blend myself with my wearer if he refused to be with me #get blended bitch #also being baked into a sweet just sounds great tbh #this is so much more attention #than i am use too on a single post #im use to screaming into the void #aka twitter

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unpretty · 7 months

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my most old person trait is that when i'm at the store and see marrow bones for $9 a pound i can't stop myself from complaining that you used to be able to buy a pack of those from the local co-op for a dollar

#original #every time it comes out of my mouth i'm like 'oh no i am old'#but listen. it was my special treat.#i would bake my five minute no knead bread and roast my marrow bones at the same time #so i could have hot fresh bread with bone marrow #and now they want NINE DOLLARS A POUND. FOR BONES.#they also stopped carrying the good brie so you can imagine the problems i'm having #you want me to buy president brand?? i can get earwax for free i make my own

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stergeon · 3 months

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enbarr, sometime in 1186: