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a-mimic-and-a-jester · 6 months
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if this gets 200 notes ill read homestuck
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it wont tho bc yall cowards
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19melonsinatrenchcoat · 10 months
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You remember that one time Ferry said "there's no better way to show how much you love a song than to completely ruin it"? Yeah
Anyway this is a mashup of COMFORT ZONE and Amalgam so uh. Yeah
@nopanamaman
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aliteralraccoon · 6 months
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I think everyone knows me by Kali so i'm probably gonna stay Kali i dunno hello it's raccoon time.
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gemisbored · 10 months
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you know what fuck it you can have this
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onihcinimkcin · 1 year
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dontmindtheusa · 2 years
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just ate a quarter of a cake,
I am a god.
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ailingwriter · 1 year
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Okay I know I'm going to regret making this, but I want to judge how many people want to see me stream, and since I know how Tumblr brain works I'm going to do it like this. The number of notes this gets will dictate how many streams per week I aim to do, should nothing block my schedule. 1 note is one day/week, 10 notes is 2 days/week, 100 notes is 3 days/week, etc.
I doubt I'll get to 10k. I pray I don't get to 10k.
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mylastresortiswriting · 7 months
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Like I said, I am currently watch the 'Conjuring Verse' in chronological order and after watching 'Annabelle 2' the last two days (I split it in two) the next one would be 'The Nun: 2'.
And it so happens that I realized it is still running in my local movie theater (in the town closest to my village, some 5km or so away) and after some debating (it would be the first time in a long time for me to watch an originally in English filmed movie in my mother tongue) I decided to go tomorrow evening.
I choose the screening at 7:30pm and not 10:30 pm for multiple reasons, but mostly because then I would only be home at 1am in the best case and I honestly don't want to ride my bike home through the dark with virtually no car on the road, meaning all by myself in the dark for 5km or more...
No way, I am doing that after watching a horror movie, which probably will have me scared shitless as I can't just cover the screen or distract myself by being on my phone at the same time.
Yes, after the screening starting at 7:30 is done I will be home between 10 to 10:30pm and it will be dark as well, but around that time chances are high that much more cars are on the road, making myself feel less secluded.
Nevertheless I am probably going to be scared shitless and there is going to be no way I am going to but my bike into the shed in our garden once I am home, I will simply leave it close to the front door and put it away the next day, in daylight.
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antoniusohii · 7 months
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Salutations
The Anthony From Ohio blog is now live. Let the mediocrity begin.
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paul-blarts-foot · 10 months
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Coming out of the office toilet after shitting your brains out and sitting at your desk like some kind of feral bottom because your asshole is all gaped and wet be like
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ridragon · 11 months
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See you on the other side normies
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retquits · 11 months
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local hylian literally too shy to revisit zora's domain
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finally at that age where i'm thinking i should get a tattoo. not bc i feel strongly about it, just seems like a waste not to. i've got so much skin i'm not using
#feels so selfish like. all this skin what am i saving it for?#open to design suggestions! (please make me regret this offer)#maybe some deep sea horrors. a pretty watercolor of a gulper eel#once saw a person on the subway with various Skeleton Tattoos on all their limbs#i respected their commitment to the theme#but more than that i respected how all the skeletons were engaged in Activities#dancing in a ballgown. juggling its own (and two other???) skulls. swordfighting. being a mermaid skeleton#ANYWAY. the only reason i haven't already gotten tattoos is i just couldn't be bothered#i'm old enough to know i don't have any strong-but-potentially-temporary feelings driving me towards it#aesthetically i prefer decorated to non-decorated surfaces. but i'm not artistic or thrilled with commitment#honestly it feels like sheer laziness. indecisiveness--nay. immaturity!--that i HAVEN'T gotten a tattoo yet#letting all this blank canvas go to waste. tut tut i need to grow up and be an adult and get a tattoo sleeve already.#really i've put off my responsibilities long enough#(in fairness i DID at one time have 18 different piercings)#(but i took most of them out bc they interfere with wearing headphones and/or shoving my face in my pillow during Sleep Time)#(i only kept the nape piercing bc oddly enough it ended up being the most convenient. and the least painful to get now i think about it.)#(neck piercing? no problem. normal pair of earrings? Tribulations And Suffering. i don't make the rules i just poke them with a stick.)
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Y’all I’m literally never going to be okay about Simon and Betty.
Simon realising that their whole relationship he hadn’t been examining why Betty always followed him because he was too focused on his love for her and not what she really needed. Not what they both really needed.
The devastating parallel of Betty being so blindly in love with Simon that she willingly and unthinkingly always put him first. And Simon being so blindingly in love with Betty that he saw her being happy and so never thought to fucking question whether those were the right decisions to make. Enabling them every time because they were in love and that was what she wanted, right? She wanted to be with him. She loved him. She was happy. So why would he think it should be any different?
And Betty reassuring Simon that she made her own choices. That he didn’t hold her anywhere. That he never forced her to be with him, or put him first. That she made those decisions and that she didn’t have any regrets. But that they both had to let this go because as long as they were focused on each other neither of them were ever going to be able to have the life they needed.
That they had both been trapped for so long carving pieces of themselves out for other people. Betty in her blind devotion when it came to Simon. Simon in his belief that his crimes as the Ice King, and that all the ways he had let down Betty, meant the only purpose and worth he could have was in sacrificing himself for others.
That they both deserved self-possession and the ability to find autonomy and actualisation as individuals. That they deserved to make their own choices, the good and the bad, and just live without the blind devotion, and guilt, and sacrifice that was going to trap them in this loop forever.
That they meant everything to each other, but that now they needed to mean everything to themselves. That the only way forward was on different paths, but that they both deserved that. That they were able to show each other that they deserved that.
That Simon gets to live now.
I will never be okay about this show. Or these two.
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zuzu-draws · 4 months
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"Well Well... Aren't we gawking with a little too much enthusiasm?"
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