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#i can’t deal with this shit
allukay · 1 year
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mikey fumbling on his race because the love of his life slash soulmate is marrying someone else.
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anibaby · 26 days
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No no no no crosshair is going to hate himself now because he didn’t get that tracker on THE DAMN SHIP GAHHHHHHHHJSJEBSKENSL
FFS 😭😭😭😭
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i want what they have (they’ve broken up three times and refuse to have a single conversation)
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sturnioloshacker · 2 months
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for fucks sake why do men choose to play with my feelings? so annoying…
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I really wish I’d never met you, I wouldn’t be feeling like this even though we weren’t even in a relationship
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dysentarynation · 2 years
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It really sucks not being close to anyone. At least not for longer than they find you entertaining and/or useful; which never seems to be very long. God dammit, I thought this time was gonna be different. Fuck sunshiny ppl, they never actually fucking care.
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rosicheeks · 2 years
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some-complete-idiot · 8 months
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How is sheer fucking luck more cruel than the Devil himself?
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ghostdrinkssoup · 11 months
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nbc hannibal is a romcom purely because the central conflict results from hannibal not understanding his feelings for will and being a total loser about it because he’s never had a friend or been in love before which makes him act so silly and do the most insane things that will interprets being framed for murder as hannibal having something against him (as anyone would), and this series of misunderstandings is not resolved until hannibal’s ex girlfriend and former psychiatrist tells will that hannibal is so in love with him it makes him look stupid. after that will does not hesitate to break hannibal out of jail and douse himself in blood which is this show’s equivalent to the protagonist running to the airport to stop their love interest from leaving the country and marrying someone else before they’ve had the chance to confess that they’ve loved them ever since they’ve known them
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I fucking hate my life.
Ifucking hate living here.
I just love being told I’m a selfish spoiled brat every time I’m upset.
I love how my mental illness is constantly invalidated by people who claim to love me.
I just want to leave this shithole and cut ties with everyone in Florida but my dad.
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little-pondhead · 3 months
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I have a simple fascination and joy in the thought that, for the Ghost King AU, most of the time Danny is literally so normal compared to other ghosts.
Like, he’s a kid. He looks like a kid. Going by canon appearances, he is the most human looking ghost we see (aside from Ellie). Even Plasmius is more inhuman, which is where all the vampire jokes come from. Every single one of this enemies is off even in a human disguise. They’re not human, and people don’t expect them to be.
So aside from the implications of Danny looking like a child ghost, I wonder what other characters would think if they summon the Ghost King, expecting this huge monstrosity worse than anything they’ve ever seen, and getting a totally normal human-looking kid.
I’d be terrified. Because if horror movies have taught us anything, it’s that the most innocent and normal looking people are the worst monsters you’ve ever seen.
Like, what is he hiding??
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zorosdimples · 2 months
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we all need a man who will stop us from talking badly about ourselves and apologizing over nothing
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houseswife · 4 months
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I cannot believe this fandom has dubbed taub the normal one. while house was doing surgery on himself like a common plebeian edgelord, taub (enlightened and bespoke) was screening his calls for help because he was too busy trying to get executed cartel-style by a stripper
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notherpuppet · 3 months
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I’m so overwhelmed with what we saw,,,, I’m trying to grasp onto one train of thought
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puppetmaster13u · 4 months
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Prompt 176
Danny would like to blame Vlad for this, but it’s actually his own fault. He was the one who insisted on telling his parents about the whole half-ghost thing since everything else was going so well. He was the one who insisted on not waiting, on not using a duplicate and doing it in person. 
Which resulted in the situation they both were in now. Injured, destabilizing, and barely able to retreat through the portal. His parents hadn’t taken things well and he would have probably ended up in one of the cages or worse if Vlad hadn’t been skulking around. 
If they could make it to the Far Frozen they’d be alright, maybe. At least safe enough to not be in as much shock as he was right now and to properly take in what had happened without having to worry so much about blood loss. Ecto loss? Ugh, he was starting to get dizzy. 
Maybe a nap would be fine? Vlad was still able to fly… he thinks. Just a little nap and a moment to figure out what to do. To… something. Why is it so much harder to heal now…? 
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goatsghost · 11 months
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something i’m just realizing about the “dick is damian’s parent” fics is that they often point out that after bruce came back, dick left for bludhaven immediately. but i just realized that’s not quite true.
bruce came back, and there were briefly two batmans (batmen?) at the same time. and then bruce left the country to go set up batman inc, for some weird reason, and dick stayed as batman to resolve some final issues. so yeah dick and damian kept being batman and robin for a good bit of time after bruce returned. do with that information what you will
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