#i eat so much of this stuff

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

#star trek #Vulcans #Humans #not based on a specific thing #but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’ #who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field? #like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq #and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first #would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate #and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for #and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance #the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times #they were just dicks #and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it. #it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible #you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier #but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks. #that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on #and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post #but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks #and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be #replaced #hated that couple #if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us #(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀) #liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people #that no one else wanted to be friends with #I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone #this got long sorry 😭

[naiadic]

me dipping cheesecake factory rolls into my spicy ramen broth

#i eat so much of this stuff #its the buldak stew type spicy ramen #its like heroin bro #its so good #and the sweetness of the rolls just #accents it so good

[beyondplusultra]

It's like I blinked and "Haha I'm going to kill myself" became a funny joke to make again, or an alright thing to say ironically. You guys stop that. You'll feel better for not saying it, I promise.

#this is also a psa to please not put that in tags for my art #i LOVE the gushing and the “oh my god my heart is in a blender i am laying down on the floor crying sobbing screaming” stuff! #just not the kms stuff. it took me a while to unlearn that habit and some of you guys need to do the same #it's so much funnier to say stuff like IM GONNA EAT A WHOLE GIRAFFE #or other such hyperbole #i promise #mango talks

[i-wanna-hug]

protector

#hamuko yuki #kotone shiomi #thanatos #ryoji mochizuki #persona 3 #p3p #my art #((sorry i know this is really different from my usual stuff but i love thanatos so so much)) #((that trope where a creacher is so huge and scary but is actually kind and gentle... ough i just eat it up yum yum yum!!!!))

[shrimparts-blog1890]

👩‍🍳👌🏻

#i cooked y'all better eat up #dappling #darlapple #darling charming #apple white #eah ships #eah fanart #eah #ever after high fanart #ever after high #ask me stuff #send me asks #I FINNISHED MY SECOND EXAM 2 MORE TO GO WOOOOHOOOO #but i got like 2 days to prepare for the next one 😭✨️ #also i had to finnish this it s been sitting for some time as a wip 🤭 #i ll get to y alls requests in good time dw i ll try my best 💪🏻 #i enjoyed drawing this so much BUT IT TOOK ME FOREVERRRR #also i have no clue how to paint but oh well i tried my best 🤲🏻 #i m not saying anything AGAIN but darling's hand on apple's back....take a closer look 👁👄👁

[royaltea000]

Two young knights

#TeuTemp sketch :) #shoutout to the like two teutemp fans out there they are so cute #Love the few interactions they have in the manga wish there was more 😔 #be the character interaction you want to see in the world #I wanna do more fanart of these two I love em #me: I hate armor so much #also me: continues to draw exclusively fantasy medieval characters #everyone look at my two little knight bois #I like to imagine sometimes they get to act like kids during trade markets and stuff and run around looking at things and eating sweets #fated to end in tragedy :) #the dialogue in my head was like #Gilbert: the hell are you lookin at?! #Gabriel: be nice Gil ^^ #I’ve seen so many names for Knights Templar #I like Gabriel and Hadrian and also maybe Salomon the most #historical hetalia #hetalia fanart #hetalia #teutemp #aph teutonic knights #aph knights templar #hws prussia #aph prussia #hws knights templar #gilbert beilschmidt #digital art #my art #commissions open #artists on tumblr #fanart

[katabay]

original thief series basso & garrett :)

ngl, it's about quality over quantity for me. an npc can have a total of three minutes of screen time, but if they have a cool name, they can live rent free in my head and I'll spend several hours trying to decipher drawable features from a blurry screenshot of pixels

there is a vague hint of a story here, and that's because every time I try to play thi4f, I get incredibly frustrated with how Not Fun the game play is. like, is the story good? well. but it has a PLAGUE. that should've given it instant 'I'll replay this once a year' status in my heart, but the game play sucks so bad that I've never finished it. I can't believe Not Fun gameplay beat out my obsession with narrative plagues.

anyway, the idea is basically if the original era had a game with a plague centric narrative and some other stuff I liked out of thi4f thrown into a narrative blender, with a heavy dash of horror thrown in because some parts of the thief games were scarier to me than entire dedicated horror genre games.

⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app

#if i had a laptop and the skillset i would attempt a story mod because the thief modders who create whole mission stories #are GENIUS and also somewhat terrifying. love them! xoxox #anyway im actually kind of obsessed with parts of thi4f but its also like. not at that sweet spot of almost good enough to be fun #to talk about. which. for the record. has not stopped me from talking about it at length to people #the city itself actually fucking fascinates me. its almost alive and im SO mad that not a single part of that game is actually terrifying #it should be gnarlier and instead it feels a bit like it doesn't quite want to be trapped in the story it has to tell? #but between the level that has the bodies on the meathooks #and the scene with the bodies hanging from the rafters or whatever that was and garrett living in a clock tower #because the game is very much ALMOST about changing times and authoritarian violence and capitalism #(like. by virtue of how the story sort of spins out i think it misses it's mark on a lot of stuff here #in the sense that i dont feel like it actually wants to tell that story. it wants to. go in a different direction. or at least walk on top #of those themes instead of through it) #ANYWAY between all of those things. it does kind of live in my head rent free. they did create a compelling setting #SHAME THEY DIDNT WANT TO ACTUALLY EAT ANY OF IT #unrelated but i would've given thi4f a 10/10 if they kept garrett's fucking nail polish from the concept art. cowards. unforgivable #thief the dark project #i still have no idea how to tag the game series as a whole RIP #sorry for the dedicated dark project fans. if you know what the general series tag is. please let me know #garrett thief #basso thief

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The red spot is a chili flake

The red spot is a chili flake... (context)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #ask #jin ling #It makes so much sense...wwx stores the chilli in his cheek pouches for easy deployment. In case of Bland Food emergency. #This is how he survives living with the Lans. #And how he trains his new body how to tolerate spice. #Poor jin ling does not have this resistance. He is taking burn damage the entire walk back home. Someone rub high fat yogurt on that boy. #Just in case its not a universal common experience to prepare peppers with your bare hands (like a fool) and touch your face (LIKE A FOOL): #that stuff *burns*. I try to remember to wear gloves but alas. This year we grew Serranos! Tasty little guys but mistakes were made. #Dont process peppers with cuts on your hands. Or rub your eyes. Actually: please jut wear gloves while handling peppers. #I can eat those puppies raw no problem but I am miserable when it gets into my eyes.

[mono-blogs-art]

Higa Manami as Nomoto Yuki in Tsukuritai Onna to Tabetai Onna, episodes 11 - 13

#my stuff #tsukutabe #tsukuritai onna to tabetai onna #she loves to cook and she loves to eat #my poor attempt at making gifs with dvresolve after 2 years of not touching it. #don't. don't look at the coloring it's all over the place i just wanted to gif nomoto wiggles and ended up making a bunch more... #nomoto yuki yuri protagonist of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! will she finally get with the woman of her dreams this season!!!!!!!!! #probably not. most definitely not. but the slowburn is so good. #also higa-san is so pretty i could look at her forever and ever. #oh i love that she was cast despite being much older than the age nomoto is supposed to be. she brings the best energy to this character #^ supposed to be as in presumably

[hayaku14]

IDK WTF THIS CARD GAME IS ABOUT BUT I NEED IT IMMEDIATELY

#kaishin #kuroba kaito #kudou shinichi #detective conan #dcmk #kaitou kid #edogawa conan #kidco #kidshin #kaico #LOOK AT THEMMMMMN #MY BEAUTIFUL BOYSSSSSS #ALSO LOOK AT KAITO???? #WHY HE EATING UP KAITOU KID LIKE THAT OMG????? GODDAMN PRETTY MOTHERFUCKER I WILL PAT HIS HEAD AND TUCK HIM UNTO BED UGHHHH #AND OOOOH SHINICHI MY BOY YOU'RE AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAY WE LOST YOU BBY COME HOMEEEEE 😭😭😭😭 #i love kidco so much like theyre so iconic look at themmmmm THEY'RE SO COOL AND LARGER THAN LIFE UGGHHHHH #i love them all your honor even though technically theres like only 2 people there but whatever #I LOVE THE OG LOVESQUARE BABEEEEYYY #need more stuff in the 'kuroba kaito doesnt know edogawa conan is kudou shinichi' tag just for the lovesquare shenanigans amirite 👉😏👉 #dc prattles #btw sorry im so kaishin brainrd but if you look at the art for hakuba aoko and ran???? DAMN DCMK I AINT FORGIVING YALL WITH THAT M27 REVEAL #BUT YALL REALLY COOKED WITH THR ART IN THIS CARD GAME IMMA GIVE YOU THAT

[marclef]

kinda drew these guys for fun but ehhhh screw it i’m posting them. having too much fun toying with Don’t Starve Fakey’s design 😅

(also hey i finished dialogue before i left on Thursday so i get to start on spritework when i get home!!!)

#look at this teeny little man though. tiny little destructive force of nature. we love him. #you don’t even know how much unholy stuff i’m gonna code this man to be able to eat ingame. be prepared. #my art #pizza tower #pizza tower fake peppino #man i love Fake’s design so much though. such a fun little guy to draw……

[kirbyliker12]

😁h

#kirbyliker12art #magolor #susie haltmann #susie kirby #susanna patrya haltmann #Also yeah not ship becuz ummmi SAID SO #Their dynamic in my head reminds me 2 much of My own friendships n viewing that as romantic feels pretty strange #anyway idc if u ship them or not I just like magolorsuzybffs #Also fun fact taste testing motor oil is a legitimate way to test the quality of it🥸If it’s contaminated it’ll taste sweet #Ur supposed to spit it out immediately because if u eat it you’ll probby die #Unfortunately spending ur childhood in Another Dimension results in being weirdly resilient to toxins and other stuff of the sort #firmest believer in weirdgirlsuzy (because I’m RIGHT !!!)

[francarieq]

pasilyo - sunkissed lola !! ⭐︎ ꩜

#i missed making stuff based on songs!!! #dhmis #dhmis fanart #i lov this song so much oh my gos #shrignold dhmis #dhmis teachers #lamp dhmis #dhmis lamp #dhmis shrignold #don’t hug me i’m scared teachers #don’t hug me i’m scared #lampnold #<- probably?? #dhmis ship #been figuring out abt ships lately so psps #finally finished something so eat up guys!!

[bobmckenzie]

your f/o would remember and always consider your dietary needs, btw. they care about you, they don't want you to eat anything that could make you sick or have you feeling out of sorts. maybe you have a very specific eating schedule, or can't eat out at many places, or often need to ask about ingredients or food prep (they'll ask for you, if you want them to!), whatever it is, it's okay. there is nothing burdensome to them about making sure you're healthy and happy and eating well ❤️

#self indulgent post time LOL #i never really worry about my vegetarianism being a 'problem' (tho some f/os would def tease me abt it 😅) #but i have so much stuff i cant handle when it comes to food that it does make eating a bit complicated 🧍‍♀️ #i just like to think it wouldnt bother or annoy them and theyd be understanding with me ❤️ #food mention #tw food #selfshipping #selfship imagines #selfship positivity #safeshipping #safeship #f/o imagines #caitiechat #imagines 💭

[lazycranberrydoodles]

phone studies 🎉 you know the tan line from either ruoye or the cursed shackle would be AWFUL

#i have so much love in my heart for tgcf fanartists but if i see one more twink xie lian im gonna lose it #xie lian has no scars cause godhood heals them all #hua cheng has many - lots of stuff from before he died #including his death wound (which i guess was a sword to the chest because jun wu stabs him there later) #and then he has an additional one on his eye and his top scars #idc. eming being born after he tore out his eye #and then being doubly a part of his own blood / self transformation/determination because he used it for top surgery #is funny and also VERY on theme #[waves hands vaguely] people who like men are welcome to go bananas on this one #me rubbing my hands together and laughing evilly when i get to use my figure drawing skills on my blorbos #btw a good reference for xie lians body type is ufc fighters #not too bulky its functional fitness built to kick ass and lift stuff #i also personally think both of hualian would gain weight after getting together cause theyd start eating more meals :) #edited cause i forgot his tattoo LMAO #tgcf #my art #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #study #tian guan ci fu #mxtx #hob #heaven official's blessing #figure drawing

[charmac]

Dennis’ full anti-dog rant, as scripted

and the aired scene:

#iasip #dennis reynolds #sunny 12 #wolf cola #sunny scripts #the mac meta HDHDJDJDKD #sorry lmfaooooo #awe #too heavy handed so they had to cut? #(jk it was probs just a time thing) #the fried chicken stuff makes so much more sense in the script lmfao #it seems like a weird jump in the scene #but no he had a point there #had to cut that one line... also a time thing i guess #i want to eat the full rant