#i guess this is a shitpost idfk

[humming-fly]

Happy to report I have finally started listening to Malevolent and to no one's surprise I am already obsessed (I'm almost done with s2 atm please don't send me spoilers yet sdlkfj)

I'll skip over my usual formality of having one normal art post before diving into shitposts let's not waste anyone's time here

#to no one's surprise the body-sharing eldrich horror buddy comedy is right up my alley #this one's been on my 'to listen' list for a long while but the stars finally aligned to make it happen #okay time to figure out how to tag this uhhh #malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #john doe #i will probably change how i draw arthur a Lot as this goes on lol but enjoy these early drafts #unlike him I had a good idea how I wanted to draw john from the get-go #though the scrawling chaotic scribbles are actually a bit tedious to do in cleaner art #the pencil comic at the end is about the easiest way to do it he's just a bit more formless there #which is only really confusing when I also want to draw the hand like in the first shitpost #if i draw anything for s2 i'll update him a wee bit though probably pretty easy to guess what #i'll be playin with it i'm sure #idfk what tags people use for these i'm not allowed to search the tag till i'm caught up #so for now these'll work! #shorthand i'll probs just use #mp #pretty sure i haven't used that before #probably #my art #doodles #comic

[citrine-elephant]

morsel of chreon, but leon fucks up his ribs and chris insists on carrying him around (even though leon can still walk - clumsily so)

"you'd do the same for me"

"chris, you're like a mastiff that thinks he's still a puppy"

#leon could probably lift chris but like military style #the over the shoulders thing #chris got like 60 or 70 lbs on leon i think but he's a thicc beefy bitch #leon isn't pure meat like chris... biceps not dense space rock #shitposting because my ribs hurt and idfk why #this post something something leon got shot but his vest only gave him some broken ribs instead of a death sentence #i fuck up mine from sitting wrong #i guess

[fandom-roulette-wheel]

May St. Brown bless and protect your kitchen as he does mine

#shitpost #cooking #kitchens #Alton brown #bless this kitchen #idfk #it seems to be working #humor #I guess #I legit love that candle #good eats #cutthroat kitchen #iron chef

[rabidwordjumbles]

Decay and rot and the natural destruction of flesh is something that can be so personal

#I’m very normal about this #btw in case you couldn’t tell #shitpost #decay #rot #flesh #flesh posting #meat #idfk uh #Magnus archives #I guess

[vtk13]

idk why this feels important enough to blog about but my first follower on this resurrected account was a porn bot.

i feel like this says something about how my year is gonna go…

and i don’t know what it means.

#tumblr bots #bots are back #stupid bots #bots are following me #bots are annoying #except for you kokobot #ily #💏 #… #anyways #tags lol #chaosblr #chaos #chaoscore #happy new year #??? i guess #shitpost #shitposting #shitpost blog #idfk what else to tag #lmaooo

[ilovenights]

Isn't it weird a bunch of us used to hate the pink color but now we love it? Anyway, write in the tags why u used to hate it and when u started to love it 💫

#i used to hate it because every girl liked it? #idk i guess i've always been that cliche of different and wanting to be different because being the same is boring #so i'd rather like yellow or red or orange #or blue #but not pink #and i guess i was like 15 when i realized that is a very pretty color and that it suits me #and i guess around 17 i definitely started to love it #shitpost #favorite color #idfk #maybe we hated it because is the most used color in the 2000s stuff/vibe(?

[jennilah]

i wish there was a way to have more fun w fic wips. like, not that writing isnt fulfilling in its own way, but with drawing i can make it a social process if I dont feel like doing it alone. i can post wips and stuff and drum up excitement, or i could stream and show people my process & chat with them along the way. but with writing that would be whack lmao no one wants to watch that (nor would i want to stream it)

are there any fic ask games or somthn i could do? ill try to look for one

also how many of u are even here from my AO3 anyway? i assume most people here are for my art and idfk. shitposts or something. but i DID start writing "hang out with me on tumblr/twitter!" at the end of my chapters and i think some people actually HAVE come along from that. but i wonder. (im assuming like. maybe 5 people LOL idk)

i guess i could poll. polls are fun

#jennilargh

[oogaboogaspookyman]

Wait what if we just made shitpost stuff with the images from the teaser

Like- i use the concerned N image and make a story about idfk N discovering Uzi's kinks i guess (she's into big spooky strong drones and likes biting she's a freak)

And i'm using other screenshots from Murder Drones to make this story

You get what i'm sayin'?

#murder drones #suggestive #<- i just mentioned Uzi having kinks

[romanticallyghosting]

REAL. omfg its like the main reason i made an art acc, cuz ik every piece i slave over will get buried by shitposts and that just HURTS. like i dont post my stuff here to get idfk, tumblr famous, but by god are the like/rb ratios CRUSHING. like legit im one more like away just from adding "dont like if you wont reblog" banner to my stuff because of how discouraging it can all be

UGHHHHH REAL

i think that tumblr can be a big motivation to finish my art to ge tit out there, but like. man. that jane doe art i did went completely dead within like 24 hours of posting it. it’s just like i spent a lot of time on that to get like- 11 likes i think? and i mean it’s not my favorite drawing ever but my typical fanart gets like maybe 70 notes???

it just sucks because my post with the most notes ever is 1 sentence. litterally. like ??? is my art not good enough for you to reblog ??? but this not grammatically correct shitpost i put out there about a ship is ??? guess i’ll just stop drawing ever :/

it is just SUPER discouraging though and while i’m not expecting it to like blow up overnight i see art with 300+ notes and i’m like. damn. what am i doing wrong?

so yeah. tumblr get your shit together challenge!!! it’s really not that hard!!

#ghostly answers #ghostly moots #star :) #this is just a rant sorry not sorry #like. i don’t WANT to put reblogs>likes #partially because i want someone to reblog my art because they WANT to show it and not because i’m like telling them to #but people just don’t :/

[kayrllylikesblitzwing]

I wanted to post my oc strobe tonight but I realized that DESPITE being my second ever tf oc not only does she not have a full reference design sheet but she doesn’t even have any UNFINISHED SKETCHES of her BY HERSELF so here’s some shitposts and animatic things that have her I love strobe

ALSO BLITZWING IS IN THIS POST YAY trust me HES IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!! also I drew Blitzwing differently in the video because that animatic is OLD. AS. BALLS. I changed how I draw him a while ago after I saw this AMAZING design of him

Anyway here’s all you need to know about Stroeb I can’t give lore because my mutual rp friends follow me and they aren’t allowed to know yet :(

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Strobe is a joke character but she did make my friend cry for like 2 days when she died in rp so I guess she does have an impact or something LOLOL

STrobe is a super romantic high-energy FIEND who hates other women and wants to be One Of The Boys. Though she lacks common sense and a filter, she’s actually pretty intelligent when it comes to math, engineering, health science— all that jazz. Not very good in the English department though…

Strobe is known for getting in people’s business and holding grudges. If you wronged her once, even if it was megacycles ago, she still remembers it and is still plotting how to get back at you. And since she’s so nosy and curious and knows how to ask around and get good information, she knows exactly how to ruin your day… OR LIFE!!!! Maybe not that dramatic maybe not life but emotionally she’s pretty angry all the time lol

All in all basically a very unstable pick-me-girl who will have a vendetta against if you identify as a woman or instantly want to marry you if you’re a guy. She loves men btw she loves men a LOT…. Specifically BLITZWING… but it’s not mutual LOL

To elaborate on that random fact (and to explain why Blitzwing is in every SINGLE DRAWING) Strobe is compleeeeetely in love with Blitzwing and follows him around really wants him to like her but Blitzwing is too busy watching football and eating veiner schnitzel or something to notice idfk. Blitzwing really sees her as like a semi-annoying younger sister than a girlfriend (and plus I lowkey headcanon Blitzwing is just asexual + aromantic leaning in general THATS MY HOT TAKE he’d rather sing nursery rhymes and kill people than hold someone’s hand!!!) so would never date her she gets friendzoned constantly

(I also headcanon random is gender fluid I DONT KNOW WHERE ELSE TO PUT THIS headcanon But It’s here LOL ANYWAY)

ALSO I should probably end this with saying IN THE Little toddler phone thing with the stupid bugs and blitzwing the pink bug is NOT strobe’s child that is her clone. Very long story. But she has a clone. The clone’s name is chitter and she is a very sweet little baby who has gotten kidnapped at least 3 times so far in the rp she’s in Oops

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ive had someone ask before if chitter was blitzwing and strobe’s child and the answer is No! but the more I look a chitter especially when she’s colored in the more I realize she does look like it….

:(

#maccadam #tf idw oc #tf oc #tf rp #transformers #transformers oc #transformers original character #transformers roleplay #insecticon #stupid ass fucking bug stupid bug stupid #strobe is my favorite oc guys #because she’s like an anti Mary Sue everything goes wrong for her #everyone HATES HER #she has NO FRIENDS #BLITZWING doesn’t LOVE HER #everything goes WRONG FOR HER #and she always DIES #SHE HAS NOT SURVIVED ONCE… #major L strobe

[gyuwook]

the consequences of running an “aesthetics” blog since u were 14

i want to start using this blog for my shitposts and meta commentaries ala what i already do on dw but its gonna skew my archive so bad orzzz so im gonna continue running this as the picture archive but move elsewhere for that actual blogging stuff I GUESS

idk if i want it to be a new ACCOUNT or a new sideblog because umm refollowing ppl is a pain but also new dashboard ? Clean slate? IDFK. ill try a sideblog for now and we’ll see where we go from there

FINAL UPDATE: my real blogging space is @tubatu

#day time

[soap-stains]

Preferred name:

I go by Sophie or Donnie, but a lot of people also call me Orange! Up to you which one you wanna use!

Preferred pronouns:

She/Her, Xe/Xir, & They/Them

When did you start watching JSE?

I think 2018 or 2019? I know I officially joined the community in 2019, but I don't remember

Why did you start watching JSE?

Bold of you to assume I know /j Nah but I think it was because Jack and Mark were the "big boy" youtubers compared to what I watched at the time, maybe it had something to do my FNaF hyperfixation at the time?

What's your favourite things about the channel?

idfk dude seán's funny i'm just here to enjoy it . And also ego content is fun

Do you have a fave ego?

JACKIEBOY MAN. If you will talk to me about JSE egos I will ALWAYS somehow bring up Jackie, it's inevitable. I love him, he's a funky guy!

What type of community member are you? (lurker/artist/theorist/editor/shitposter/author etc)

Theorist, kind of? I see myself as more of a lurker but I theorize sometimes! I do draw and I used to write, but I don't really do it for JSE anymore? Maybe I'll start again someday

What else do you enjoy?

Uhhh oh boy idfk a lot of things,, markiplier, sonic, minecraft, watcher, ace attorney, just ask if you wanna that's all I can think of atm

Are you open to nice messages and new friends?

Uhh yeah I guess so! ^^

#orange speaks #jse community #jse fandom #jacksepticeye #thream team

[wheresmulder]

In my extensive experience there are quite a few racists in the Wheel of Time fandom. They're especially bad on reddit but they've made their way to Tumblr as well. Engaging with them is a fruitless endeavor unfortunately. They rarely ever admit to being wrong about anything. After spending years arguing with them I personally try to block them on sight these days. It's really sad but there are lots of good people too! I truly hope this guy doesn't discourage you from engaging with the fandom.

Oh ty but I'm not discouraged 🤣🤣🤣 not even close especially not by racism bc at this point the racists are losing sooooo bad rn like HOW DOES IT FEEL THAT HALF THE CAST ARE POC???? Bc for me? PARA MI? It Feels fucking PHENOMENAL 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈 COULD NOT BE MORE PLEASED literally love to fucking see it and love even more to see ppl mad about it 💕💕💕💕💕

But in this situation they didn't say anything racist on my post, i just saw their top post was one lamenting that the show runners were picking black people for "white characters" (as if it fucking matters) bc oMg mUh bOoK dEsCriptiOnS but that was totally unrelated to my post

No this bitch just rly thought they told me some shit I never thought abt before 🤣🤣🤣 like omg I never would have considered that moiraine might use rand 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and he might not be comfy telling her shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like im not sitting here reading the fucking books myself and couldn't draw that fucking conclusion that has been beat over my head by every book so far in the series (I'm on book 4 thats a couple thousand pages of rand not trusting moiraine) like goddamn man, you don't say, this is brand new information 🤣🤣🤣🤣 tysm 4 your insight 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeaaaaaah no that shit is so insufferable. And on a shitpost I made in 30 seconds. It ain't that fucking deep and I Definitely didn't ask. AND DID NOT ASK FOR THAT SPOILER THEY HAD TO SLIP IN THERE🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 TYSM

It literally kills me that the mf didn't even know wtf my post was about 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 EGWENE HAVING A DREAM ABOUT MAT LOOKING HER DEAD IN HER FACE AND SAYING HEY HO IMA COME FIND YOU and her being like damn what a weird thing to dream about well anyway,,, only to find out that hm I guess mat rly was coming for me after all 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and also to a lesser extent perrin was trying to convince himself the wolf dreams weren't Significant bc he was in denial still.. But yeah rand is the only character in the books, my bad I forgot 😅

Maybe this guy is just salty that his 1k word dissertations get 10 notes and my 30 second no effort vagueblogging shitpost has ten times the notes??????.........???? idfk ????? Get a life???????

This was a nice message tho thank you and feel free to message me off anon whenever 💕 everyone I've talked to so far in the wot fandom is super nice and I'll be blocking that person as soon as I know they've read my response

#ask #like if they had made that post independently? good post. fine post. #And tagged it as a fucking spoiler maybe?????????????? no?????????? #force me to read your bullshit instead

[thesockbehindthedryer]

M&S underestimates my power

#i have no self control #i guess this is a shitpost idfk #shitpost

[dikiyvter]

@lionfanged​ said:

atticus manages to understand him thru his accent but is mean and pretends he needs gio to repeat himself fifteen times

#❄ ⤚ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴊᴏᴋᴇs | 2 ( mun art. ) ⇾ #gio img. #shitpost tag. #lionfanged #i gave up on the last two images bc my hand started to cramp <3 #also i guess that word means liar but its a Big Insult?? #idfk

[totally-not-the-boss]

Guys help Giorno Giovanna’s stand Gold Experience Requiem sent me to this universe, I don’t wanna be here and I feel like I’m being held at gun point forced to stay on Tumblr all day, my ass is sore, and this world is shit.

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo part 5 #AU??? I Guess??? #fuckin' don't ask me idfk #shitpost #probably my only jojo post #jojo shitpost #jjba shitpost