#i have no fucking clue why

[happystarzarchive]

thinkign about that time I made ashur hismedlf say “URETHRA‼️💡” in argos’ voice again

#this is like. An Achievement to me #i have no fucking clue why #the world of mr plant #twomp

[r0yalgrimm-artz]

Priest: Do you, Chazz, take Kore to be your wife, in sickness and health?

Chazz: Absolutely.

Kore: Aww!

Chazz: But I swear to god if somehow I die and you immediately move on and it's someone hot and richer, I will haunt you and your future kids.

Kore:

Kore: What?

#i have no fucking clue why #i feel like chazz would somewhat be this level of petty #grimm's silly thoughts #yugioh gx #ygo gx #my post #chazz princeton #jun manjoume #oc || Kore Markos

[sing-me-under]

Every time I hear Jeremy Jordan voice act, all I can think is “that sounds like Jeremy Jordan”. Like, I can’t stop thinking he just sounds like himself. IMO, Varian is the most egregious example of this because I just think “this just sounds like Jeremy Jordan,” ESPECIALLY when he’s singing.

I don’t know. I can’t stop thinking about it. I think the only times I’ve heard Jeremy Jordan’s voice and thought “ah yes this sounds like the character” and not “this sounds like Jeremy Jordan” is when he was in Newsies and like some parts of Hazbin Hotel. In More Than Anything, he just sounds so much more like Jeremy Jordan than Lucifer. It’s this weird dissonance. Which is so strange because most of the rest of his lines outside of this one episode of heartfelt vulnerability sounds like Lucifer. His first lines were great! Take That Depression! And so are all of his interactions with Alastor. I know a lot of people’s favorite HH song is More Than Anything, but I just can’t get into it because all I hear is Jeremy Jordan.

#personal #i literally don’t have this problem with ANY other voice actor #like even Alex Brightman has an iconic voice #but I don’t watch his characters and think #this doesn’t sound like the character #sometimes I’m like #ah this actor doesn’t really match the character #but I still have some level of suspension of disbelief #EXCEPT with Jeremy Jordan #I have no fucking clue why

[yardsards]

thing that makes me feel Gender for no good reason: spraying cologne on the inside of my jacket and then putting it on (as opposed to spraying it directly on myself and then putting the jacket on)

#eliot posts #i have no fucking clue why

[strawberri-syrup]

bearer of the curse (british)

#i have no fucking clue why #but the fact that through a technicallity hunter is british #is so funny to me #its so fucking funny #thank u phantom for inspiring this image <3 #hunter toh

[ghostbonetv]

Why the fuck doesn't my email work on the college WiFi literally wtf

#i only have one bar of 4g where im sat if i turn it off #bro i need to send this email please #it doesnt load either like i cant send emails and i cant see new ones #i have no fucking clue why

[cloudbattrolls]

Gliese Benral

Relationships | Tag

OVERVIEW:

GLIESE BENRAL is a rough and blunt young woman who's seen a lot for her ten and a half sweeps. While sometimes reckless and aggressive, she can also be quite thoughtful, but either way she is not the tender and sympathetic type. However, she generally avoids needless cruelty.

Her greatest passions in life are the plants she cares for in her greenhives, and chasing the thrill of an adrenaline rush. Close to those two things is her newfound love of learning magic, specifically necromancy and plant-based magic, though she is curious about many disciplines.

She is both fascinated and repulsed by undead - though she treats sapient ones she considers 'civilized' overall decently - and she likes collecting antique items and clothing at times. She can also play the flute, though her skill is middling.

She is ex-fleet, and has a very disdainful view of both it and the empire as a whole, though she is not actively rebellious.

Name: Gliese Benral. Gliese comes from a star, Benral is just the name of another star, Arneb, backwards with an l added.

Online Handles: acerbicHorticulturist

Age: 10.5 sweeps (22.7 years)

Gender: Woman. (She/her pronouns. Gliese is trans, but she transitioned young and it is not very evident. She isn't sensitive about the topic and while she doesn't tend to bring it up by default, she has no problems discussing it.)

Caste: Cerulean/cobalt cusp, legally cerulean. This is due to her psychic powers, which are far more characteristic of the cerulean caste.

Height: 5′2

Weight: 120 pounds. In the past, Gliese spent a sweep malnourished thanks to her sensory issues with many types of food and general dislike of eating, but is stronger and healthier now, with a wiry strength.

Lusus: Giant fanged hare dad, mount sized for two trolls.

Psi: Control of the dead and undead. This usually equates simply to mind control (very strong mind control) but Gliese has also realized she can make rough bodies for ghosts as well, and is exploring the other applications of her power.

She is a powerful psiionic, and can control up to dozens of victims at once at far range, but overexerting herself can cause her to experience seizures due to the fact that she once burned herself out, which cause her psiionics to change from control of the living to control of the dead.

While these seizures do not last long or do her serious harm, she is unconscious and difficult to rouse for at least a minute when they happen.

She can see and hear ghosts with perfect clarity, but tends to shut most ghosts out the majority of the time.

Strife:

Sylladex:

Hive:

Interests:

Ancestor: Unknown if she has one.

Constellation: Lepus

#gliese benral #bio repost because for some ungodly reason #I CANNOT make tumblr play nice with her existing one for linking it to my sides page #I have no fucking clue why

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 

“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Deadly Decisions #Danny & Ras are the homoerotic rivals that no one knows if they’re flirting or attempting a murder #It’s actually both they’re just also both Immortal #Danny to Jason: You can become a crime lord if you finish college- you’ve said you wanted to get a degree this is ur chance #Dusan (nodding): Mother has made all of us finish at least our basic education nephew #Why yes this does mean that RH has just made the heads in a duffel bag debut & the bats have no clue it’s Jason #Normally Danny wanders the universe but RAS (affectionately derogatory) HOW DARE U TRY TO HIDE THE GRANDCHILDREN #Morally Gray Danny #He’s well over 300 and that has an affect lol #Also has some fun fae vibes thx to his ghost half & human half finally balancing out #Let Jason & Damian be brothers #Tiny Damian: Akhi look I found a frog :> #Jason (newly not brain damaged & has no clue who this small child is): …. That’s great #Tiny Damian: *GASP* Akhi you can talk now :D #Fuck it- all the Al Ghuls deserve fangs from ecto contamination #Is Danny actually Dusan & Talia’s mother? No one knows and no one wants to ask the probably immortal fae being okay #Danny brought Damian a ghost hound puppy & Jason an original signed Pride & Prejudice book #How come Bruce wasn’t aware of Danyal? Talia forgot to inform him that the mother she was speaking of is in fact still alive #He disappears for a decade sometimes longer she was using past terms how was he supposed to know

[radiance1]

Another link to this post. Meet the parents style.

So, Danny and Jason have been fake dating for a while now, and ended up marrying each other solely for tax benefits. Also, they got cool ass fucking friendship rings that they just couldn't not wear everywhere and being married is convenient so...

Anywho, so Jason has met Danny's parents but Danny hasn't met Jason's parents. Danny knows that he has some ties with the vigilantee scene due to being a Crime Lord-he still doesn't know what to think of his parents connecting the dots immediately when they only met him once while it took him more than that while living with the guy.

He thinks Jason may have been an ex-vigilantee at some point before turning to crime.

Then Danny gets blinded by rich people aura when he finds out that his bestfriend is the long thought dead child of Bruce Wayne. Frankly, he's insulted.

You mean to tell him that his could've been buying ice cream from that high class place all this time!? He shook (literally he grabbed and shook him) that point into Jason, he doesn't care that Jason never told him he was rich but he could've at least bought some high class ice cream once in a while.

Jason who was busy solidifying his power as a crime lord, avoiding his family and making sure not to leak his identity at all: I'm a literal crime lord, and the only thing you care about is me not buying you ice cream?

Danny: YES!!!!

Jason: Dork.

Right anyways, so Jason takes Danny along to meet Bruce and his fam but did say as soon as he started being uncomfortable they're leaving. The batfam is a bit blindsided by Danny, because they thought Jason was bringing his partner but its good to also get a feel for Danny's personality.

Danny and Jason did what's normal for them when Danny starts getting comfortable around the manor full of things that cost waaay more than his rent. Like half-heartedly insulting each other, being snarky, leaning on each other and other such things.

The batfam start thinking that there's more there than they know of. So they start watching a bit closer and ask a few round about questions that fly over Danny and Jason's heads. They just forget they're married often, unless it's regarding taxes.

All of this sends the wrong message when they walk into the same room and, being nosy, one of the batfam comes up to the door and uh. They hear the bed moving quite a lot.

So.

Meanwhile, Jason is trying to wrestle with Danny because this man does not pick a lane. He'll either be the human octopus (who is cold as hell) Jason has ever seen, he'll try to kick him off the bed in his sleep as if Jason personally offended him in some way, or he'll sleep in some wacky position that interrupts Jason's sleep. The last one is tied to the other two, however.

So, Jason has to frequently wrestle this man into a proper position where they both manage to get some sleep and it wouldn't have been so bad if Danny wasn't a goddamn sleep fighter. He would know, he had to nurse a bruised jaw for a few weeks.

Why do they sleep together? Listen, when you're in an apartment with not a lot of money, you gotta cut costs where you can alright?

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Danny and Jason are platonically married #I'm not gonna put this in the post but I had a random thought of Jack and Maddie meeting Bruce Wayne and they instantly clock him as Batman #It's not even Maddie #Jack just took one look at him and sniffed out something sus until his himbo brain connects the dots to him being Batman #The thing is they managed to find this out with barely any evidence so they think they might be wrong without knowing that they're actually #right #Anyways #Jason is tired of this mfer Danny and how he sleeps #Every time they go to bed Jason walks into their shared bedroom like he's about to wrestle a fucking bear #The batfam think they be fawking but they actually aren't it's just Jason wrestling to get a good night's sleep #Why did I make this? #I have no clue

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Natsu: I haven't really known what I've been doing since I was like 15, but I don't think it's too obvious Lucy: It is. It is extremely obvious.

#natsu dragneel #natsu continues to be a mood #i'm in law school. like i am a full adult. i pay rent and feed myself. i have no fucking clue what's going on this is a cry for help /lh #he just like me fr #but we knew that. he's actually why my hair is pink. it's all the fault of one sunshine boy with a million dollar smile and the power of fr #endship. he's why i'm getting my degree and why i've planned my wedding and he's why every blessing in my life is mine #sorry got sentimental there hsdbfuwefwegf that's all a story - a very teary eyed story - for another time #lucy heartfilia #nalu #fairy tail #fairy tail incorrect quotes #incorrect fairy tail quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #anime #manga

[useryoongis]

snack time !

#bts #bangtan #dailybts #userbangtan #purplearmynet #yoongi #min yoongi #snow.gifs #usersky #userzaynab #why do these still look reddish pinkish when that was the first thing i tried to fix 🤨🤨🤨 #i promise i will gif other members too not just yoongi dw #also i had idea what the fuck to caption this what are you supposed to caption something like this i have no clue #anyways i just love fake love era yoongi like his hair looks so good and the dangly earring and HIM

[dauntingdeclan]

tk takes exception to torts getting kicked out of the game

PHI v TBL 3.9.24

#travis konecny #bonus pts for anyone who can tell what the fuck he's saying bc i have no clue but it sure is fun #i think its 'why the fuck are you kicking him out' but who can say

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID: a digital sketch of Eda and Raine from the owl house. They're in their designs from watching and dreaming, pre epilogue. Raine holds out their arm for an injection (given by a disembodied hand and labeled "magic rabies shot") and Eda lays a hand on their shoulder and leans her head on theirs. She says "you're doing great Raine! how'd you get rabies tho?". Raine stares dead eyed at the viewer as a thought bubble connected to them shows Belos biting down on their arm. End ID]

I was gonna post a request today but I feel like it's gonna flop and this is funnier. So request tomorrow, Raine Whispers Rabies doodle today

#the owl house #toh #raine whispers #eda clawthorne #raeda #you guys have no clue the stupid shit i doodle when alone or in the company of my irl friends. this was partly their suggestion #you guys haven't even seen baldlos (he was just born today and also no one should see him ever) #anyway I'm so mad that THIS FUCKING DOODLE is the best raeda I've ever drawn. repulsive. why would god do that to me #anyway..enjoy #raine and hunter both being rushed to like. makeshift hospital tents after the finale on account of getting possessed #except when they're there they end up getting treated for completely unrelated shit #hunter had a growth spurt w/ insufficient stored energy/food in his body so he's kinda malnourished atm. raine has rabies (obv) #fun times all around #luz is perfectly healthy after death and resurrection tho! suspiciously healthy one might say...

[phoenixtheweird]

would you hug this scared child with a hideous and stupid and ugly bowl haircut for absolutely nothing at all /affection

#lloyd garmadon #kid lloyd #ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago lloyd #shitpost #this little shit #is so stupid #and so fucking chaotic #and so loveable #little lloyd #i love s1 lloyd #and i still have no clue on how to hashtag on tumblr correctly #little lloyd doesn't know to tie a shoe lace because why not

[foolishnpd]

Me: I want thousands of eyes on my work, I'm dying if I can't have that, I want compliments on my posts

*gets it*

uhmmmmm actually i need personal love and attention from people I specifically deem as worthy to compliment me

*gets it*

hey actually i thinkh i'll jsut kill myself nothing is good enoguh

#lilyroaring #actually npd #actually narcissistic #narcissistic personality disorder #cluster b things #cluster b vent #npd safe #mental illness #i have Issues #yay #girl i cannot get a fucking BREAK #i'm like #clawing andf grasping and screaming on the floor for attention #and then i get it and i'm like #'yeah actually this isn't exactly the perfect version of it that i want' #and i don't KNOW WHAT THAT PERFECT FORM OF IT IS!!!!!!! #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #why can't i just be like the other people i see in the npd tags that are like. 'yay minor compliments' #like no. NO. it's appreciated but it's WORTHLESS and i have no clue what is worth something either #at best i get like 3 seconds of dopamine and that's all i can wish for

[ssaalexblake]

Why is 13's regen abt a white dude and why is 15's regen abt a white dude when do we get rid of that white man that just Cannot let other people have their own moments I swear this is so old, like really, it's a tale as old as time where white dudes are the center of the narrative and universe and everyone caters to them, and I'm so bored of it being celebrated. It's not innovative, it's not new, it's not brave.

#dw shit #dw negativity #im literally actually bored #We've been Knowing the same shit was done to whittaker and gatwa outside the show #and got treated like we're just bitter bc of very real criticism about the optics and treatment of them botj #*both #and worried that the same thing would happen in the show #and uh... #like really? idc abt wacky plot points but I've just spent Years dealing with ppl #digging under the sea to think of reasons to be pissed at anything that happened in or bts in 13's era #and this foul treatment is front and center and it's not an issue? #gatwa deserves the spotlight in the most important moments #he has been denied them both in and out of the show and i have yet to be given a good reason #as to why that's acceptable. #can somebody Please let dt know this shit bc he's a clueless as fuck privileged white dude but by all accounts seems nice enough #and i think he'd Probably care if he had a clue