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hexsta · 2 years

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So turns out it takes a 250ml bottle of coffee where there was more milk than coffee to fuck me up for the whole day

#heart disease #chronic illness #i just wanted coffee #fuck this shit

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zetadraconis11 · 2 months

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HL Incorrect Quote #100

*in the Room of Requirement*

MC, bursting in: I finally did it!

Sebastian from the sofa: Did what?

MC, holding up the Field Guide: I finally found all the pages!

Natty, looking up from her book: THAT'S why you've been casting Revelio everywhere?

MC: Yep! And not only that, but I also found all of those Demiguise statues!

Poppy, while petting Highwing: ...is that why you've been taking cat naps all around Hogwarts?

MC: Yep.

Ominis, from a lounge chair: For the record, sleeping on the floors of Hogwarts are not as bad as you would think.

MC: Oh, and I found ALL of the Astronomy tables!

Amit, by a telescope: You did?! I hope it wasn't too dangerous...

MC: Nonsense! I've dealt with a whole lot worse than some mongrels and spiders. This was a piece of cake.

The group:

MC: And don't get me started on those bloody Merlin trials... But I did all 95 of them!

Sebastian, horrified: 95???

MC: Yes! It was not worth the pints of coffee and tea I downed, but I have done it all!

The group:

MC: I need to sleep. *keels over onto lounge*

The group:

Ominis: The more I hear about what MC does, the more concerned I get.

#As much as I want to 100% the game there's just so much #I wonder how worried the group would be if they did hear all these tasks the mc had to do #mc lives on coffee and spite #mc spite-completed the game lol #Hundredth quote yayyy #That's quite the milestone!#Thanks for reading my incorrect quotes guys #hogwarts mc #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #poppy sweeting #natsai onai #amit thakkar #hogwarts legacy headcanons #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #hogwarts legacy

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tangledinink · 8 months

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one of those "working on an important project for mama" kinda days.

[ gemini au ] [ vote for us! ]

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tea-tuesday · 6 months

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cozy late autumn café vibes🍂☕

#i just finished normal people i'm not ok #also i was basically at the end but i wanted to avoid showing spoilers so i skipped to a less spoiler-y page #studyblr #tea-tuesday #mine #reading #books and reading #book #normal people #washington dc #cafe #coffee #coffee break

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hypnogogyc · 5 months

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Coffee shop/Florist au

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chaos-bringer-13 · 3 months

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Omg I just had a thought! (insert someone joking about this being my first time thinking)

So, you know how in the movies there's someone dying and another character has hallucinations about that dead character and then there is a scene with dead character going like "I'm dead, just let me go"???

Danny. Danny can do that. Or Dani, she's chaotic enough. Just say to someone dramatically all this "I'm dead, you're hallucinating, let me go" speech and go intangible and invisible.

And it can be used for angst where Danny dies in front of someone and has to pretend he's dead, and then they meet each other accidentally and Danny gaslights his way out of it

Or for complete crack with Danny just being a little shit and doing that on every opportunity, several times in one day

Like, character N and Danny end up alone in one room, Danny smirks, N hisses "don't you dare!", and Danny does dramatic speech of "I am deaaad, you're lying to yourself, let me go". Bonus points if just a minute ago Danny was giving a speech to like 10 people, and all of them clearly could see him. More bonus points if Danny accidentally does the hallucination speech in front of someone else, and they just stand there really confused.

#it can be a normal activity between Danny and Dani #they just compete who can do this more times a day #everyone: leaves the room #Danny and Dani turning to each other: Let me gooo!#it can be what they do instead of saying goodbye like normal people #I'm gonna add dpxdc tag #dpxdc #because imagine Danny doing this to Tim #and Tim on his fourth day without sleep actually doubting himself #and trying to remember when Danny died #Tim: How did you die???#Danny: I tried your coffee-redbull blend that's how #danny phantom #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #literally any crossover you want #or no crossover at all

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hattiestgal · 2 months

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Date Night

When the sun sets on Little Pocket, the creatures of the night (Riley and Violette) go on the prowl (dinner date)…

#my art #my ocs #Violette Burrows #finally drew a locale in LP that wasnt just. violettes house #this is the titular road where rileys favorite coffee shop is that i wrote about a few times in stuff no one else is ever allowed to see...#i even snuck in a recurring beastie that i really gotta just draw art of again at some point #HOPING this is watermarked sufficiently #im still really worried about being intrusive but this is also dubious ai datascrapers we're talking about...#i kinda wanted to add more but weh #i'll figure it out this is all still testing

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taichouu · 6 months

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"What's wrong, Pharaoh? You look like you've seen a ghost."

₊˚🕯️♱‧₊˚ 🎃 Happy Halloween !! 🎃 ₊˚🕯️♱‧₊˚.

#coffee break #yugioh #ygo dm #yugioh dm #marik ishtar #malik ishtar #yami marik #ygo fanart #yugioh fanart #A fun little low stress piece I wanted to do for Halloween >:)c #It didn't turn out quite what I expected or wanted but STILL so much fun nonetheless !!!#this piece had like. 5 different versions and I ended up picking the least crazy looking of them all for some reason smh #god I love drawing his hair <3 #no id #this is our little secret but I accidentally merged my sketch layer with my final layer way before it was ever finished and I didnt realize #so now theres just random sketch marks in it. thats my bad #forgive me guys

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buggachat · 1 year

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With chapter 14 now up, drowning (in plain sight), is complete! So have some art that I drew a while ago.

Thank you guys so much for all the positive feedback! It really does mean a lot to me, because I know I'm not exactly known for fic, let alone angsty fic. So thank you all for giving it a chance and leaving comments and kudos.

#drowning in plain sight #I feel like there are a lot of things I want to say but I admittedly just woke up and want to get this post up before i make myself coffee #so i'll just leave it abruptly there #my art

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fizzytoo · 4 months

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after getting too drunk to head home on her own, dali crashes at amaya and karlee's. she hangs around for a while to help with chores as a thank you for letting her stay and for the clothes she borrowed.

sometime after dali leaves, karlee and ama have a discussion about how dangerously low their finances are and how the ranch isn't bringing in much profit.

dali by @beebeesiims (also let me know if it's okay to tag you each time dali is on screen 🫂)

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #postcard legacy challenge #postcard: gen4 #dali standing there w a coffee mug in ama’s shirt and pj pants…. i’m gonna be abnormal for a while #and then she’s wearing ama’s shirt again w karlee’s jeans and hat :D i love sharing closests #postcard gen 4 bankruptcy arc 😞#they have no money. i used most of the previous generations saving to build this house 😭 my fault yall #this works out for me bc i feel like it’s time for them to struggle 😈#i just think it's so funny that theyre talking in the corner 😭#hey i didnt want to say this in front of your friend but we're broke :/#dalila by beebeesiims #sim: karlee kamealoha #sim: amaya kamealoha

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cthulhusstepmom · 10 months

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Evidence that Sergeant John "Soap" MacTavish is not what he seems-Lt. SR:

Soap smells like rain, it took a while to put it together because it's not Soap himself that emits the odor, it just follows him. It's less potent inside and when it's sunny outdoors but if you concentrate it's always there.

He has never been observed touching a gun or grenades without gloves. Almost every other explosive he handles with no regard for his own safety gloves.

HE EATS WEIRD SHIT. While he doesn't eat much of the food on offer from the cafe, he does eat consistently when outdoors, usually plants or flowers. Things he has eaten: dandelions(edible), garlic(edible), thistle(edible but he ate it with the thorns), foxglove(toxic, showed no adverse reaction), Several unidentified flowers and berries, grass(technically edible?) Etc.

Will sometimes refuse to enter a place before abruptly going in. The data is not consistent between different buildings or locations. Further research is required.

Sharp teeth.

Groups things in nonsensical ways. He will only fill a magazine with bullets that total a multiple of 7 or 3. The same for what weights he uses in the gym. When drawing or eating he sorts by 4s. He traded his room to get #13 (right next door, coincidence?).

Cameras will not focus on him, whether photo or video he is never in focus regardless of distance or conditions.

He has never once been in medical for more than half an hour, usually much less. Even though his hands have light burns on them almost constantly.

Dogs hate him. He seems ambivalent towards them and he's never been bit that Ive seen. Cats adore him as do birds.

John MacTavish does not blush. Not for lack of trying even when genuinely flustered or hot, his skin does not flush.

Ghost sets down the small notebook with a minute sound of frustration. The evidence is all there but looking at it, what does it really say? Other than that he's an obsessive creep. A series of quirks and coincidences compiled by a paranoid son of a bitch into a fucking stalker journal. But still, Simon can't help but feel like he's right and he'd be dead a million times over if he simply disregarded his intuition. Even if it is something batshit insane.

At this point however it seems that it'll drive him mad far before it yields any answers. After scouring what little resources were comprehensible on the internet he'd started growing out his hair, intent on tying it in knots to prevent charms. Leaving him with a problem he'd not encountered since he'd first donned the mask: unruly curls and balaclavas don't mix well at all. He'd also kept a piece of stale bread in his pocket for days as he'd read it was a repellent to- and he can't even believe he's considering it-fairies. It backfired, if anything Johnny had been more attached to him and even more touchy than usual. He'd left a small deli cup full of coffee creamer outside his door overnight and found it neatly placed upside down where he'd left it with not a drop left. Ghost chalked that up to some wise guy playing a joke or an exceptionally dextrous cat and firmly shut the door on any other possibilities in his mind. His next test had been a gift of clothing mixed with complements, he'd read that both were likely to drive away any Other. It hadn't been a very extravagant gift, a new pair of gloves and a gruff "well done Johnny" but at the time it had seemed to be the final nail in the coffin as Soap had gone white as a sheet(he can do that but he can't blush???) and scurried off. A quiet dread had filled his stomach the whole day until Soap turned up at dinner, a little quieter than usual but wearing his new gloves and eating more than usual(a scoop and a half of mashed potatoes with 4 packets of butter and 2 packets of sour cream as well as a cookie. The main course of spaghetti and meatballs went untouched though Gaz snapped it up before it could truly go to waste). Though when Ghost returned to his room late that night after trudging through hours of paperwork he found a pile of tiny, aromatic, pink flowers on the floor in front of his door and on top of them a shiny metal comb. Simon's tired brain hardly stopped to think of any of the dire warnings he'd found on forum posts and folklore sites alike, crouching and tenderly retrieving the piece from its bed of flora, careful not to crush any of the tiny blooms. Well... With all the knots in his hair-purposeful and otherwise-he's going to need a sturdy comb anyway.

#fae!soap #superstitious bastard!Ghost #little does Ghost know that Scottish fairies actually favor bread instead of being repelled by it #meanwhile the whole clothing trick would have totally worked if it weren't for the fact that Soap took as a courting gesture #also the idea of Ghost leaving out two ounces of hazelnut coffee creamer and Soap just feeling his heart beating out of his chest #but he doesnt want to be presumptuous so he waits until hes got absolute confirmation that Ghost wishes to court him #and he gives him gloves...so he can touch him and not be burned by the iron #Soap is simultaneously three steps ahead and six steps behind #cod mw2 #ghost x soap #ghostsoap #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #fae!au #and to think i wanted to upload this to ao3 😑

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serosvit · 10 months

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Snape is a very busy man, but it's raining, so he stopped for a cup of coffee...

#severus snape fanart #snapedom #this is completely random because i just wanted to draw snape thinking and drinking coffee #thank you Tinni for the name of the cafe!#my art

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senselessalchemist · 4 months

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The Beheaded makes a pitch

#saroart #dead cells #the beheaded #the collector #bad comic #art is all over the place because holy fuck im so tired #this idea has bounced around in my head like a dvd screensaver for a long time #also the views expressed in this comic are not necessarily the views of the author #dont come at me because its good and does amazing dps or whatever i know it has high damage per tick #it can be a little annoying in dailies when you dont get cells #and i do want more boss stuff #beheaded just wants a cool sword #collector would be one of those dont talk to me until ive had my coffee assholes #but yknow its panacea #in fact that was one of the earliest pieces of dc fanart i drew #dont think i ever posted it here and thats fine #god i miss when art was easy tho

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daintyytulip · 9 months

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☕️ 💓 🕯️ 🐈‍⬛

#it’s me #just a random lil post bc i like these photos #trying to embrace the it’s my blog and i can post whatever i want vibe #decided to have my iced coffee out of a mug the other day #kinda life changing #made me feel like a pintrest girlie #aesthetic

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journal-three · 3 months

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you want... my soul?

your soul??

Yeesh kid relax! All I want is a puppet! :)

#anyway tldr this is gonna go SO well for Charlie definitely mhm #gravity falls #hazbin hotel #alastor #charlie morningstar #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #my shit #bill cipher #crossover #this came to me in a coffee filled haze #YGONNA REPLACE MY EYES WITH BABY HEADS OR SOMETHING?????#hazbin hotel spoilers #get it cuz both demons were accused of wanting something horrible (which they were) but downplayed it to be something much more innocuous?#get it cuz bill just wanted a puppet and alastor just wante a favor. get it do uou get it though #i like that dippers assumption was bill wanted to take his eyes though. what creativity.#whats a puppet bt friends? :)#man theres so many parallels i can make here. everyone loves favors :)

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system-architect · 3 months

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i desperately wish gw2 had more food-centric lore. i think about asura food more than is probably particularly reasonable. they're sort of implied to like molecular gastronomy in the lvl500 chef quests which is fitting and makes sense, but surely not every asura is eating bespoke Pea Spheres day in and day out right? i think my favorite angle on them is a sort of 50s-80s american-esque food style where there's a huge emphasis on things being Convenient and Scientific, so you'd get a lot of absolute slop tv dinners and canned items that have labels boasting how they were nutritionally fortified and contained your day's complete vitamin intakes and so on. a lot of jellied things. i do also fully believe they would have + eat soylent.

#my stuff #gw2 asura #asura #plex getting through his day on 2 cups of coffee 1 cup of liquid IV and a Breakfast Bar #goes home and has a kid cuisine.#idk how to explain but asura and like 50s-80s design and culture notions just go hand in hand to me #i want to see them working in little wood paneled cubicles ok #just brazenly smoking at work while typing on an unnecessarily clunky interface #inquest superior calls you into her office. every wall is a mirror. its triangle shaped for no reason. she is wearing shoulder pads.#i just want that 'lower levels of portal 2' energy maybe #(i think this thought started when i was replaying a bug in the system and noticed their offices have SO many potted palm trees)#(i was looking at those plus the neon lights and going like Hmmmm...Miami while being chased by 9458309 plague beetles)#these tags are really rambling on sorry LOLLL

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