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#i miss my sith clown
pentacass · 2 years
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I don't know if you've answered this before but do you remember the name of some of the clothes your inquisitor wears? No specifics I'm just tired of my inquisitor looking like an evil grandma. I have to be better than zash yknow.
hey evil grandma is a sexy look if u pull it off well ;) i'll share the chestpieces cos i like to mix and match stuff with them
left to right: imperial advisor, force apprentice, shikaakwan royalty, redeemer's harness
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birues · 4 months
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yeet! or kallig is fucking scary for the wip roundup?
Tysm bestie 💜 I'll go with kallig is fucking scary bc i miss her ldbdkfhf Escaping from Zakuul, post rescue. Carsen here refers to Kira's elder sister Vera who's a sith and a part of Arda's crew. She replaces Lana in my canon.
It’s a futile effort. Kallig might have woken up just five seconds ago but the Force lashes at her all the same. Presences of life and energy buzzing around them, hiving. A few blaster fires fly by. She can almost hear the hectic clanking of the Knight’s boots. They’re trapped. 
“Put me on the ground, Carsen.” her face is more lucid now. 
“No. Make a clown out of yourself another time. You can barely walk.”
“If I don’t take them down, we’ll never be able to escape.”
“And you think you can?” she asks. It’s impossible to pin this woman’s thoughts down. Is she doubtful? What a waste. 
“I had promised Emperor Arcann that I would show him what I can do once I’m out of his tomb. Time to make good on that promise.” A low chuckle comes from her chest as Vera finally puts her down. Her legs feel like dead tentacles on Ziost. No matter. Her skin feels like dry ash. The blood is salty on her tongue. No matter. She relishes in the reality of it. 
Knights are the first to arrive. 
One venture forward taking a saber stance she cannot name but reminds her of Makashi. Oh, how mighty they are. How righteously the Force burns in their mindless conviction.
“Your carbonite tomb awaits!” one yells.
No matter. Tombs, after all, are bottomless pits of terror.  She knows their coldness better than anyone. Let them have a taste. Or maybe they should get lost in the desperate silent screams of the souls their so-beloved Immortal Emperor devoured. My, so many options. 
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baekhvuns · 2 years
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Omg an essay on meat eating?! How did that go? I watched Terrifier 1 once a few years ago, but went to see the new one and it's definitely bloody, but I'm on my period, some fake blood on the screen won't phase me too much lmao, but it was disgusting and that clown is 💀
That Taemin x Kkoong account is so cute, but they need to release more cartoons 😭 or merch, I'll buy everything
I think all the 94 liners have to go this year/in early 2023 right? 💔 🖐🏻 farewell bald boys...
Syushshshhshshs but why does black salt taste like eggs though it's crazy (egss and soil). You should try some of the stuff if you see them or can order online, there are some misses but to each their own obviously. I'm always searching for new products to try 👀 naaaaaauuuurrrr, but there's fake fish sauce too! If you add enough seaweed/alkgae everything tastes like fish/ocean.
Oooooh congrats on the fic climax then ajheuashshehehsisuegsagaga, hope Hotcheeks will be satisfied!
I noticed the thing with adding members, for bigger groups it's whatever (btw so many people left/got kicked out this year hmmmmm), but Pixy were left with 4.
Bestie I LOVE BOCA SO MUCH "Hold up yeah, I'm a geek the big paradox!!!!"
I saw that people are trying to blame the tragedy on some celebrities who were apparently there and caused people to freak out?! Seriously, that place is full of narrow streets, they need to control it better, but what to do when the government doesn't give a fuck! My friends are fine thankfully, but they were shaken as hell. On the other hand there are people who care more about their kpop content, fucking clowns
Seonghwa looking extra pretty lately - didn't know it was possible - he's glowing and the hair looks so good on him, I'm a blonde Hwa stan rn idc 😭 and his outfits are slaying my existence
So, my friend doesn't even simp or gets wrecked easily, so this brings me so much joy 😍🥰🤗 like I can't believe she's sending me Hwa videos unprovoked or asking for Hwa gifs isysjshdnsjhajsjshashhs she bought one ticket, then changed it for a better one, because she needs to see 👁👁 and shout out to mama Baek I feel you!
Huh Mingo Mango my guy... he's something
Lmao that rap tweet I've never heard that Paramore guy song and I regret it now...
I couldn't open that Sith Hwa photos you sent at first, I have that fansite blocked cause 🔪 but omg he truly is in his villain era
4 years? It seems both so little and a lot 🤨
I wheezed at the name of the quiz: spirit halloween - good thing we don't have those here, so I'm not dying anytime soon (unless I witness Park Seonghwa live)
Btw.... back in October 2019 I attended music shows for Skz and Atz and I CANNOT BELIEVE I SAW WONDERLAND HALLOWEEN STAGE LIVE LIVE 😭😭😭😭 when will my 2019 kpop era come back
I need to boyfriends so I can dress them similarly but it's just Seonghwa
Demon milf vs cute grandpa
Hold on what audusiegesshsvd Park Sieongwa
Look what I saw, Hwa works at LV lol - DV 💖
hi hello!!
Omg an essay on meat eating?! How did that go? I watched Terrifier 1 once a few years ago, but went to see the new one and it's definitely bloody, but I'm on my period, some fake blood on the screen won't phase me too much lmao, but it was disgusting and that clown is 💀
i was defending ppl who don’t eating meat <3 some ppl in my class are truly ignorant bc they really think there’s no way theres other food that can provide nutrient and proteins without the slaughter of an animal 😀JDVWNDBSKC girlie glad u had ur period iVE BEEN WAITING FOR MY PARCEL ON IT 🔫🔫🔫 the clown that bad?? 😭😭
That Taemin x Kkoong account is so cute, but they need to release more cartoons 😭 or merch, I'll buy everything
IT LITERALLY IS I FOLLOWED IT SO QUICK IVE BEEN SCROLLING THRU IT WHOLE no ur so right,, if kkoongi drops merch like zero im pulling up to lee taemin’s estate
I think all the 94 liners have to go this year/in early 2023 right? 💔 🖐🏻 farewell bald boys... //// Syushshshhshshs but why does black salt taste like eggs though it's crazy (egss and soil). You should try some of the stuff if you see them or can order online, there are some misses but to each their own obviously. I'm always searching for new products to try 👀 naaaaaauuuurrrr, but there's fake fish sauce too! If you add enough seaweed/alkgae everything tastes like fish/ocean.
bald boys 😭😭😭🤚🏼 i believe they have to go either dec end or like feb but kai said his enlistment is nowhere neAR SO IM HOPING FBFBFB,, NO U ARE RIGHT IT DOES IT ALSO SMELLS LIKE IT TOO !!!! it tastes so fire tho like,, god just decided im about to drop megatron 3000 spice with the fire-est flavour and just left,,, iLL DEF LOOK INTO SOME BC U GOT ME CURIOUS
Oooooh congrats on the fic climax then ajheuashshehehsisuegsagaga, hope Hotcheeks will be satisfied!
hopefully they are 😭 40k here we go 😭😭
I noticed the thing with adding members, for bigger groups it's whatever (btw so many people left/got kicked out this year hmmmmm), but Pixy were left with 4.
yeah!!! so many did,, so many even passed away this year its so crazy 😭😭😭 OHHH I LOOKED IT UP A LITTLE ITS QUITE SADDENING
Bestie I LOVE BOCA SO MUCH "Hold up yeah, I'm a geek the big paradox!!!!"
BESTIE IMFVWKHDQK THE BIGGEST BOCA ENTHUSIAST FBWM I QUOTE IT EVERY DAY WITHOUT FAIL 😭😭😭 dami’s voice is so pretty!! even in beauty full <33
I saw that people are trying to blame the tragedy on some celebrities who were apparently there and caused people to freak out?! Seriously, that place is full of narrow streets, they need to control it better, but what to do when the government doesn't give a fuck! My friends are fine thankfully, but they were shaken as hell. On the other hand there are people who care more about their kpop content, fucking clowns
yooo literally???? like what does the celebrity gotta do when the guy who won the election is hiding behind his desk 😭😭😭 NO LIKE DO THEY RLY THINK A CELEB CASUED PPL TO FREAK OUT??? omg i hope they get better soon! it must’ve been really hard to take in what happened,,, no bro some ppl really more worried about the contents they won’t get??? ,,, like u don’t gotta relate everything back to kpop??? crazy mfs truly
Seonghwa looking extra pretty lately - didn't know it was possible - he's glowing and the hair looks so good on him, I'm a blonde Hwa stan rn idc 😭 and his outfits are slaying my existence
EXACTLY I NEED HIS SECRET RIGHT NOW WHAT CONDITIONER AND SHAMPOO HE USES 🔫🤚🏼
So, my friend doesn't even simp or gets wrecked easily, so this brings me so much joy 😍🥰🤗 like I can't believe she's sending me Hwa videos unprovoked or asking for Hwa gifs isysjshdnsjhajsjshashhs she bought one ticket, then changed it for a better one, because she needs to see 👁👁 and shout out to mama Baek I feel you!
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u after u introduced her to hwa :
PLSSS FBWMDHSK THATS THE ULTIMATE JOY THE POWER SEONGHWA HAS UR FRIENDS DONE FOR FHFHFH ☺️☺️ oh she got a better one ??? she’s gotta see him in ultra hd 4K 2040p she’s gonna ascend
Huh Mingo Mango my guy... he's something //// Lmao that rap tweet I've never heard that Paramore guy song and I regret it now...
LMFAOOOO NO BC WHAT IS THAT 😭😭😭 WHAT WENT WRONG??? EVERYTHING
I couldn't open that Sith Hwa photos you sent at first, I have that fansite blocked cause 🔪 but omg he truly is in his villain era
omg is that fansite problematic???? ayo??? YEAH EXTREME VILLAIN CORE
4 years? It seems both so little and a lot 🤨
four years and now almost five,,, damn growing old 😭😭😭
I wheezed at the name of the quiz: spirit halloween - good thing we don't have those here, so I'm not dying anytime soon (unless I witness Park Seonghwa live)
LMFAOOOO BDWNBDSK i got this…. in my goblin era apparently
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Btw.... back in October 2019 I attended music shows for Skz and Atz and I CANNOT BELIEVE I SAW WONDERLAND HALLOWEEN STAGE LIVE LIVE 😭😭😭😭 when will my 2019 kpop era come back
STOP IT DO U HAVE PHOTOS FJQKDJKW LOW QUALITY I DONT CARE RJKAHDKS NEED SEONGHWA A NEED 😭😭😭😭 nO WHEN WILL THE 2019 KPOP COME BACK THAT WAS A GOOD TIME 😭😭😭
I need to boyfriends so I can dress them similarly but it's just Seonghwa //// Demon milf vs cute grandpa
o-oh.
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DEMON MILF FBWMFBAMFBQMDJWK HE THE CUTEST BOBA HEAD 😭😭😭
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Hold on what audusiegesshsvd Park Sieongwa
HELP???? THATS SO RANDOM???? PLS ????
Look what I saw, Hwa works at LV lol - DV 💖
OH AND IN PARIS???? 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 its calling for u to go in and buy <3
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for the first time panchoa is correct 🤚🏼 if u have pink tape im extremely on my way to rOB IVE BEEN TRYING TO GET IT BUT 🔫🔫🔫
bestie its concert era now 😭😭😭 the youtube lives 😭😭😭
im gonna need to marry this man
got another one!
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gizkalord · 3 years
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here is my definitive ranking of star wars based on the only methodology that matters (how much quality anakin and ahsoka content there is)
1. The Clone Wars movie (2008)
What the FUCK. “ur stuck with me skyguy” and “u never would’ve made it as obi-wan’s padawan, but u might make it as mine.” anakin smiling to himself as he realizes that he likes this weird little child. them sneaking past the droids in a BOX. ahsoka already roasting anakin within minutes of meeting him. sand jokes. “it is the will of the force that you’re at my side.” absolutely baller, groundbreaking cinema, infinity/10
-> honorable mention to the Ahsoka novel...... every quote about them adds 50 years to my life, the value of this book cannot be quantified
2. Siege of Mandalore arc
minimal on-screen interaction, but quality trumps quantity. anakin stuttering in excitement at seeing ahsoka again. both of them being complete CLOWNS. BLUE LIGHTSABERS. u get a parallel, u get a parallel, and YOU get a parallel!!!! “anakin, good luck” what the everlasting fUCK!!!! confirmation that they’re so tight that ahsoka can sense anakin’s Worst Decision Ever over time and space. vader finds her lost lightsaber, KEEPS IT, and sees morai. utterly insane mad lad content, 100000/10
3. Star Wars Rebels
Ahsoka sensing vader in the Most Dramatic Way Possible. finds new ways to rip out my heart with ahsoka meditating to anakin’s voice (ghjkhgkjdg????), and vision!anakin accusing ahsoka of abandoning him which rly means that ahsoka was blaming herself. then twilight of the apprentice????? hello????? need i say more??? the stuff that dreams are made of, but minus 10 pts for rebels anakin design, 99990/10
4. TCW season 5
the greatest scene in star wars is their tunnel conversation in the wrong jedi arc. i’m right. 10000/10
5. TCW season 3
There is a HUG. UNBELIEVABLE. 9000/10
6. TCW seasons 1-2
very wholesome, u could almost trick yourself into thinking everything will be ok between them forever and ever. makes me v soft inside, 5000/10
7. TCW season 7 minus siege of mandalore
OLDER BROTHER????? SKYWALKER ACADEMY???? “AND THEY SENSED EACH OTHER” “oh my god they sensed each other”??? 1000/10
8. TCW season 4
big bonus points to feral ahsoka defending anakin’s unconscious body, and UNHAND ME BRIGAND, but somehow. it doesn’t get my snips and skyguy feels tingling too much. solid content tho, 500/10
9. unfinished utapau arc
“maybe we should contact ahsoka, she can—forget about it, she’s gone” “i miss her, ok?” “she’s a jedi, she belongs with us... she’s one of us”........... peak hot mess anakin not knowing whether to blame ahsoka, himself, or the council. oscar award winning scene and therefore oscar award winning arc, 100/10
10. revenge of the sith
thanks to the power of tcw s7 and canon-compliant headcanons, i can imagine ahsoka existing off-screen and anakin thinking about her, 10/10
11. The Mandalorian season 2
“i’ve seen what such feelings can do to a fully trained jedi knight. to the best of us” TO THE BEST OF US TO THE BEST US TO THE BEST US!!!!!!!!! totally unexpected throat punch, 8/10
12. TCW season 6
no screentime together, and when ahsoka shows up she dies :/ some points for yoda’s mustafar vision indirectly showing that anakin’s Bad Decisions mess things up for ahsoka tho, 7/10
13. The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
ahsoka speaks two lines after anakin. gotta dock points for no direct interaction and neither of them showing up on-screen, but a respectable effort. 5/10
14-???. everything????? else???????????
originals.... sequels.... cw 03.... i don’t know her..... 0/10
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phoenixyfriend · 3 years
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Madara and Obito... In SPACE
So the preface to this mess: I don’t know jackshit about Star Wars, so a lot of this went through friends who do know Star Wars (the primary of which does not have a tumblr).
(I have watched Episodes 7&8, and Rogue One. Of the first six movies, I remember watching maybe an hour total. I have not seen more than snatches of Clone Wars. Beyond that, nothing but fic.)
Anyway! Let’s go:
As y’all probably know by now, my favorite form of crossover is what I call “intrusive,” so... I'm enjoying the mental concept of "dump Madara on Coruscant and watch him go." (Prequels, probably.)
Does Madara know what's going on? No. Can he understand a word that's being said? No! Is he going to fight the first person to aim a weapon at him, and every person after that? Yes.
Is Madara fighting fit?
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Nnnnnnnnnnnnnno, not really, he’s old as balls. This is "I was on cave life support but I'm getting back up to kick ass out of pure spite" Madara.
[Image description: A screenshot of a panel of the Naruto Manga. Uchiha Madara is old and visibly ‘decrepit,’ with spiky white hair and an amorphous black robe. He is sitting on a pale throne, and there is a scythe visible to the side. He has a speech bubble saying “I am... a ghost of the Uchiha.” End Description]
Two wrinkly old guys, staring each other down: There ain't enough room in this universe for the two of us. [Palpatine and Madara start fighting to the death]
Congrats, Palpatine! Your ass is getting kicked by a geriatric malcontent who doesn't speak any language you've ever heard or feel like literally anything in the Force. You may have Sith lightning, but do you have decades of frontline experiences and over half a century of cave-dwelling bitterness?
Both of them, simultaneously, in completely different languages: Get off my lawn, whipper-snapper.
Palpatine: Behold my mastery of the Dark Side, Foolish old man! Palpatine: [shoots lightning] Madara: Oh hey, you're like the seventeenth most dangerous person who can shoot lightning I've fought. Telekinesis? Fought that. Combat precognition? Fought that, have that, and let me tell you hwat, it doesn't help if you're opponent is just that much faster than you.
Now, I’ll take a step back and acknowledge that several people advised me that Palpatine would stand a chance against Madara, likely even win, if Madara just got hacked off of his life support and is down to one eye.
But. I want a shitpost, and also to clown on Palpatine, so Madara wins easily.
Madara also deserves to be clowned on, but the entire situation is clowning on him because he’s not in his cave anymore, and he really wants to go back to his Gedou Mazou statue.
Maybe Madara and Palpatine go Old Man Fight and then Obito just pulls a Ninja Move and kills Palpatine that way. Madara was ranting and Obito just. Ninjas behind Palpatine and slits his throat like “okay, you’re obviously evil so like... bye.”
(I just love causing "Wait what" reactions in characters that are used to having total control. Like. Have you read "Unexpected Guests"? The Bleach fic? Everything that happens in Hueco Mundo and after. That energy. I want that energy.)
Madara waves his scythe around like a cane. Obito just trails after like “Gramps, no” because it’s still pre-Sanbi, so he’s Mostly Innocent (you know, on the scale of how fucked up Obito is as a person), and just wants Madara to like. Stop.
Palpatine dies but nobody's sure what to charge Madara with since he did kind of expose a Sith? And Palpatine attacked first for [handwave] reasons?
Jedi: Well sir, in lieu of charging you with assassination of the emperor, we have decided to ask you politely to return to the elderly person's retirement home from whence you came. Please leave immediately. You are frightening the senate. Madara: [incomprehensible raving] Jedi: Yes yes, very interesting. Jedi, whispering: Does anyone know his caretaker???
Obito looks increasingly put-upon as events progress. You need Obito there to... well, not translate. Nobody can translate. But to at least poke Madara into being Slightly Less Homicidal.
Anakin seems sad about his friend dying and being evil so Obito challenges him to a spar. Madara and Obito get pulled into the Jedi Temple to help train Padawans? My first thought was "they wouldn't trust someone so obviously Weird, Crazy, and Incomprehensible around the younglings" and my second thought was "well they let Yoda do it and he's all those things so I mean? YEAH."
What if they put Madara in the bacta tank and he just freshened up like a daisy because of hand-wave Hashirama cell reasons (Blame Sir Tiddyface).
From “Decrepit and Reliant on Cave Tube Life Support” to “Will Call Down Meteors With Ease”
How many eyes does he have? Whatever’s funniest. Let’s say one Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan and one Rinnegan, for maximum chaos.
Would "half my body is missing" Obito freak out if Bacta regrew his eye? Can bacta regrow something like that? When characters lose limbs they usually just get cybernetic replacements, but  the person I spoke with said that apparently they saw somewhere that that kind of thing can grow back it just takes a really long time.
I want to imagine bacta would help Obito with the Zetsu integration.
Anyway! Yes. Have Madara help train people despite being... Madara about it. You know... kind of a dick.
(I’d put example gifs but I don’t feel up to it. Y’all know what Madara’s “weakness disgusts me” ass is like.)
Obito had to get his "these fools could never make me sweat" sass from somewhere, after all.
Do you think Obito could fight the baby Jedi that are around his age while recovering? I have no idea what their skill level is at fourteen, but I want to imagine Obito sparring the Padawans.
Obito + Zetsu + Bacta = he still needs physical therapy but he can spar again!
Madara is delighted to have a baby ninja to bully. He's too old to not bully baby ninjas, and Obito is the only baby ninja. TBH Madara just makes Obito his assistant teacher.
Obito: What are we even doing here and how do we get home? Madara: I'm still working on that. Obito: But I want to go home and see Rin and Kakashi! Madara, who was like two days away from triggering the Sanbi plan: I'm working on it.
Something sticking in my mind rn is Ahsoka&Obito, since Obito is still Baby.
I think Obito would be excited to have someone his age that thought he was Cool and Talented for being able to do Chakra Things instead of writing him off as "the dead-last." Like, Rin is friends with him, but she doesn't look up to him as someone more/differently talented.  He'd be excited to get to be "The Mysterious Cool Big Bro" for once.
I feel I also just like the idea of Anakin not knowing what to do with someone Several Years Younger that is also. Ninja Skill.
Miscellaneous thoughts:
Madara is a grouchy old man even AFTER he gets effectively de-aged via bacta dunk, for the record. He's back in his prime and the Jedi have no idea how. They're all concerned about tiddyface*. (When are people not concerned about Sir Tiddyface, really.) The mokuton is a problem.
*Sir Tiddyface is that random Hashirama face that Madara had growing out of his pecs for like... convoluted bullshit reasons.
(Madara doesn't have mokuton, but he has enough Hashirama cells that it interacted very, VERY weirdly with the bacta.)
Obito spends the intervening weeks trying to learn the local language. He's very eager. Not particularly fast. Still doing it though!
I want Obito juggling kunai as physical therapy while he's waiting for Mads to get out of the bacta tank and just gains himself the adoration of a gaggle of small baby Jedi children.
Madara comes out of the bacta tank looking like he did in his prime (which I mentioned earlier but whatever), and it absolutely incites a yelling match of an argument that draws way too much attention.
Someone tries to teach Obito how to access the Force, just to see what happens. He almost turns into a statue because the philosophy behind Force meditation is only a few steps away from Sage Mode Meditation.
Anyway, Madara smacks him with a stick like Fukasaku to make sure Obito doesn't turn into stone.
Madara grumps about the lack of paper and brushes and ink. Bitches about it until someone hits up an antique store or something to get them for him. The day before he and Obito are dispatched on a mission with someone, probably Anakin for plot reasons, Madara very publicly seals things into a scroll and then tells them that no, they can't learn it, because the Force isn't chakra so fuuinjutsu won't work for them, so There.
Obito practices some Teen Rebellion (tm) and like, tries to teach the Padawan friends he's made how to do Chakra Things... but he's so bad at explaining things that nobody can get it to work even if it were possible.
In Obito's defense, language barriers. Not in Obito's defense, he's just really bad at words sometimes.
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whumpbby · 3 years
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I finished typing and now I feel I have to preface it with a: this is all a monologue about Jedi and Force and Lucas’ inability to show the good story he wants to tell - just a warning. This is in no way meant to contradict the other post with that quote floating around or argue against it - just my own rambling coming to a conclusion I keep struggling with when it comes to SW universe and the ways it makes no sense to me and how I feel deep in my bones that Lucas is a crap storyteller.
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I don’t know why, but for all the interesting concepts Lucas talks about, Anakin’s fall never sat well with me. In time I came to the conclusion I would respond better if the Jedi culture surrounding it wasn’t so contradictory to itself.
And if he wasn’t so heavily leaning on the concept of the ‘pure love’ that is unconditional and undemanding and ‘unselfish’. Tldr: that love does not exist outside of poetry and romance dramas and imagination. Like every other emotion humans feel, love is conditional.
Take the first trilogy - I got that. The Jedi were largely missing and there was not much lore-wise, but the vibe it gave was measured and peaceful and mindful, and all the things that stood against the Empire - that represented the Dark Side in a very concise way. It wasn’t too nuanced, so we could buy it in this very simple ‘princes kidnapped b ya dragon’ story. This is as good as Lucas gets.
But then the prequels happened and Jedi became this weird, extremely specific, but conflicting idea. They are not supposed to take sides in politics - except when they do. They are not supposed to kill - except when they do, with freaking relish. They are not supposed to love or hate or allow emotions dictate their ways - oh, except when they do. And they can have sex - just not sex with someone they want to settle down with (oh boy, is that a signifier of a story written by a guy or what?). All seems to be ‘except when they do, as long as it can be adequately justified to make them look good’.
And I do have an issue with the idea of ‘Anakin was too old to join, he was already attached to his mother’ which is, when you think about it, is insane. Learning to control your emotions and letting go of your wants, Buddhist way, fine.
Aiming to train children to not be attached to their parents? What? How young a child has to be for that attachment forms? How is a meditation and repeating mantras going to help a 5-year old who is missing their mom at the temple? How do you even expect to train a child out of missing their mom??? How is it NOT better to get an older child that can reason above the instinctual and hardwired need for their mother? 
But let’s say Anakin’s attachment to his mother was ‘selfish’ from the beginning - but, that’s the thing, was it? Was it really? They were slaves and she was his only family, okay, obviously that made his attachment stronger and more layered than, say, a normal middle-class Coruscanti kid who could love their mom without constant fear that any day they can be separated forever by someone who didn’t give a shit. In that sense, yes, Anakin was desperately attached to his mom and afraid of loosing her - there was fear in him. Right, I’m there with you, Yoda.
But the movies show us that the way Jedi seem to approach these hard subjects is by not approaching them at all - oh, well, we can’t take him in. He had a difficult childhood and there are issues attached, get him out of here.
In a galaxy full of races and issues and the Force being tied to any and all creatures in any and all circumstances - this was the hard line Jedi were drawing. In essence, either only accepting kids young enough to not remember their parents (and I see absolutely no issues whatsoever that could happen here, nope) or with childhoods perfect enough not to have any issues whatsoever. Anyone else? Adults that discovered Force when they were older? Kids like Anakin with hard childhoods? Creatures that were either culturally or chemically wired differently enough that the tight reins Jedi held over their emotions weren’t possible for them? Nope. Go away. You are a bad person in the making.
If you spend a moment contemplating, you will realise this is such a white privileged guy way to think about it. And if you stick your head into the microwave for a couple seconds, you can almost understand how Lucas thought this is something profound and mystical.
No that I think about it... I always thought Sith were freaking clowns - their philosophy makes no sense, their ‘rule of two’ is hilarious, everything about them is just so badly designed and thought out, and who would ever decide to join of that creepy cult of their own volition? It made no sense!
But, as an answer to the egalitarian and contradictory ways of the Jedi - Sith make all the sense to exist. And let’s forget about the Light and Dark (that I don’t believe exist above the ways of personal emotional expression that in time trains the Force around a person in certain ways - like a person can train their brain in and out of anxiety ofr example), but focusing strictly on philosophy - yeah, being a Sith makes sense when any other way is barred form someone by no fault of their own. And barred with an excuse they are a bad seed anyway. 
“You fear/hate/desire hence you can’t access the Force with us” = “Well fuck you, then, I will access the Force in my own way, using these exact emotions!”
Like, Sith are clowns, but Jedi suck in their own very special way and their fall was just waiting to happen.
I get a strange feeling that Lucas created Jedi as a class of a warrior monk in DnD and then scrambled to create their enemies out of the simplest contradictions. Light-dark. Love-Hate. Peace-Fear. Etc. But because Jedi were so simple - once they started to gain popularity and he had to expand their lore and layer on the philosophy, he hit a wall. Or rather, the bottom of the kiddy pool. Because a ‘warrior monk’ is not an a ‘good’ class, but he wanted them to be mostly warriors, but also a force of good in the galaxy, because Star Wars is the same simple story repeated again and again with a new set of characters (regardless of how much fake politics is thrown in to obscure that fact) so this whole universe is basically built on giving Jedi reasons to fight and kill, and adequately justifying them. And then the Dark Side had to catch up by being more ridiculously evil at every turn - accidentally unmasking the way Jedi philosophy falls apart under closer scrutiny.
So like, to make a full circle, the one thing the prequels did well was to show Anakin’s fall (and I am not gonna argue, it was effective and he is a villain of this story) but they also presented - I think against the creator’s intention - why it was pretty much inevitable. Not because Palpatine was there to whisper poison, or because Force itself strived for ‘balance’ (even though the latter is a hilarious idea I love to contemplate) - but because Jedi, as presented in the movies-media around them, as a philosophy and way of life is inherently contradictory and unsustainable from the point of being a, well, a breathing, thinking being.  The ‘selfish love’ argument would work so much better if it wasn’t presented with an example of a kid who was born a slave and the people who saw it as a strike against his character, and did very little to address the specific issues that could arise from that before it was too late. 
Would it fucking kill them to let go of their strict training routine and ensure that his specific emotional needs were met? That Shimi was, I don’t know, NOT A SLAVE. They seem to interfere into politics just fine when need arises - but not when it’s a sandy planet in the ass-end of the universe no one cares about. Then no, we can’t liberate one slave. That would be acting in self-interest - not in the interest of not allowing one of the strongest members of out order to fall into the ruin we have forseen form the beginning. 
It would work better is if Anakin’s ‘selfishness’ was presented as his inability to let Padme leave him for someone else/just leave him - not to be unwilling to let her die.  
Think about it for a moment - he wasn’t presented with the idea of Padme leaving him. With the idea of his mother not loving him anymore. He was firmly and, form his point of view, believably, presented with the idea of both of them DYING. Which actually happened to his mom, solidifying the fear in his mind.
Yes, he was not meant to go on a rampage and kill the ones who killed Shimi - but wasn’t he? The Jedi are not against killing. Only killing in self-interest I guess - when self-interest is not one’s life and their political affiliation or their ‘job’ at hand, that is. Revenge is a no-no, but a military retaliation is a yes-go. Can’t kill anyone who wronged me - but I can kill those who wronged a person who gives me orders. How does that work within a Jedi doctrine? 
How, in good conscience, can you present this scenario, George, and then try to spin it into this big philosophical bullcrap about unselfish love????  Jedi murdered people over political squabbles - but I guess that’s okay because they weren’t invested??? And that’s better?!?!? George! What the fuck! You are such a bloke my head hurts!
In case of Anakin, Jedi were essentially Elsa’s parents. I pretty much despise Elsa and the film she crawled out of, and I personally don’t like Anakin as a character either, so this is not stanning in any way, but their issues scream ‘I was raised by well-meaning idiots’ and shows the level of botched storytelling I just can’t reconcile.
Which, you know what? 
Luke, who spent years studying Jedi ways and taking them into himself? 
I can believe than this Luke would try to kill his nephew at the barest whiff of the Dark Premonition instead of helping him manage his motions in a somewhat healthy way - that seems to be exactly what a real Jedi would do, after all. 
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ladyvader23 · 4 years
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Darth Vader Visits the Pediatrician
He couldn’t take it. He was going to go crazy. He’d already killed an entire platoon of men. All because he was exhausted. 
He’d always known having a baby would be hard work. He’d overheard stories about parents staying up all hours of the night simply because their baby wouldn’t fall asleep, or would need changing, or would need to be fed. He was prepared for that. He preferred to meditate anyway, to avoid dreams of her. 
But he wasn’t prepared for the non-stop crying. It didn’t help that he had not one, but two babies. 
And he was by himself. 
They’d barely stopped crying for the last two days. He’d done everything, but nothing seemed to soothe his little ones.  Luke’s cries were small, rasping whimpers that tore at what little was left of his heart, but Leia...he was certain the entire Empire could hear her. He tried to focus on getting her to stop first, because as long as she was still screaming, Luke wouldn’t stop either, but he never got her to quiet for long enough to get him to stop. 
Why? Why him? 
They’d been fine the first few days after bringing them home, after convincing the Emperor that they wouldn’t be a threat if they never used their abilities. But then he’d fed them one night, put them down, and was ripped from his meditation by their awful screeching. 
He was coming apart at the seams. He couldn’t focus. People died just for being in his way at the wrong time. He knew the Emperor was pleased by his unhinged behavior, for now, but he’d need to get it under control before the older man tired of it and decided to intervene. 
If only she were there. She’d know what to do. 
But she wasn’t. It was just him, and even though he was a Sith Lord who had a reputation to maintain, he was still a man who needed five minutes to rest. 
So after trying everything again for the umpteenth time, and beginning to worry that there must be something medically wrong with them, he loaded the twins into their carriers, got them in his safest (but still fastest) speeder, and booked it across Coruscant. 
He needed to do this far away from the prying eyes of the puppet Senate and the Emperor’s lackeys. He wasn’t foolish enough to think he’d get a chance to be anonymous--no, everyone knew of the Emperor’s new right hand. He was impossible to miss in the suit. And he wasn’t willing to take his children to a nondescript establishment. Those were usually that way for a reason--illegal, unsanitary reasons more fitting for a bounty hunter, not two babies. He couldn’t use his own medical droids--they were cold, lifeless, cruel, a personal punishment for himself, not for sweet little ones. So he still found an office in a reputable neighborhood and parked his speeder with haste. 
They’d cried the entire way. When he let go of the wheel, it was bent from the pressure he exerted on it. 
He’d fix it later. First, the twins. 
He unloaded them and stormed into the small, tidy doctors office, using the Force to throw the door open, a baby carrier in each hand. “I need to see a doctor now.” He snapped, a little too loudly. The babies started crying harder. 
A nurse droid hovered behind a desk. There was a woman with her baby already in front of the droid, and they both turned at his pronouncement. “You will wait your turn.” the droid, ever loyal to its programing, replied firmly before turning back to the woman. 
But the woman had gone pale at the sight of him storming toward her, a baby carrier in both hands. “Ah, no, I’ll wait, thank you.” She sheepishly told the droid and hurried out into the childishly decorated lobby, finding the furthest corner away from him. 
The droid made a disapproving click as it turned to him. “If you’re going to scare away our patients, I’m going to have to ask you to…” 
He’d stopped at the reception desk, carefully used the Force to keep Luke and Leia’s carriers hovering next to him, and evenly placed his hands on the counter before the droid. From most people, it wouldn’t have been a threatening gesture, but the droid had the good sense to back up a step, re-evaluating the situation. “I said,” Vader hissed, putting the clear threat of dismemberment behind the words, “You will get me a doctor NOW.”
As if to support his words, the twins wailed. He gritted his teeth. 
The droid was silent for a beat. “D-do you have an...appoint….?” 
“I am not in the habit of asking more than once, droid, so if you value your meaningless life, I suggest you…” 
“What is going on here?” A male voice interrupted. 
Both Vader and the droid looked up to find a human male doctor approaching. He was an older gentleman, with dark hair that was graying around the temples, and light colored eyes that darted between him, his nurse droid, and the hovering carriers with the crying babies. Unlike the stupid droid who followed its protocol a little too literally, the man had the good sense to realize what was happening, and what was about to happen if he didn’t intervene. “Ah, AZI-5, cancel my appointments for the next few hours.” 
The droid, AZI-5, glanced between the doctor and Vader. “Very well. Sir, if you could sign…” 
Vader was about to rip the droid to shreds with his bare hands, but the doctor quickly interrupted. “Please, Lord Vader, right this way. No need to sign in.” 
Well. At least someone had the good sense to stay alive. Taking hold of the carriers again, Vader followed the doctor into the office. 
The room the doctor led Vader into was brightly painted with clowns and balloons on the walls. There were a few posters showing various infant life forms and rather generic medical information about babies, and a small padded table with sanitary paper on it. Vader set the carriers on the table, whirled to face the doctor, and demanded, “Make them stop. Now.” 
The doctor, who had just finished closing the door, blinked at him, then at the crying babies. “Well, who do we have here?” He was attempting to sound like the normal supposedly approachable pediatrician he probably was, but his voice was strained. 
Vader crossed his arms over his chest, reluctantly stepping back to let the doctor look at his children. His hands clenched into fists. “My children. Luke and Leia. And do dispense with the pleasantries, doctor. I’m here to get them back to their normal routine, and they aren’t going to notice the difference between you talking like a normal human being and like a fool.” 
The doctor was already carefully checking Luke over as he replied. “I understand, Lord Vader, but it’s better for babies development to use voices like that when talking to them. It helps them develop better language skills early on.” 
He didn’t see how that was possible, but then again, he hadn’t been around babies in--well, ever. “Just make them stop crying.” 
The doctor had moved from Luke to Leia, who squirmed in her carrier under the intense speculation. “When did they start?” 
“Two days ago. They haven’t stopped.” He watched the doctor, using the Force to reach out and check over his daughter himself. If the man scared his children and made it worse, he’d pay. But he didn’t get the sense that Leia was more upset than she already was, so he forced himself to relax. Marginally. 
“How often are you...how often are they being fed?” 
He didn’t like the insinuation that he didn’t feed them himself. He did, when he was home, which was more often than the Emperor liked. “Usually seven times a day.” 
The doctor nodded. “Good.” Vader bit his lip as the doctor picked Luke up, then Leia. He didn’t like others holding them, not without his permission. 
“Have you dealt with twins before?” Vader couldn’t help but ask. He figured, since the man was a pediatrician, but he needed to be sure he wouldn’t do something stupid and accidentally hurt them before he could stop him. 
“Frequently.” The doctor assured him. “And you’re changing them?” 
“Of course. I wouldn’t allow my children to sit in filth.” 
“I didn’t mean to offend.” The man must have heard the threat in Vader’s voice, because he could feel his sudden spike of fear. But his hands on the babies remained steady and calm. “They’re healthy, with no fever or signs of illness...if I may, how long have you had the babies, Lord Vader?” 
He glared, bitter, fresh wounds reopening as he remembered finding his precious babes on Tatooine, in the hands of the family that had allowed his own mother to be killed. “A week.” He said, simply. 
The doctor didn’t dare ask about the previous two months of their lives. “And I assume you haven’t had much experience with children?” 
Vader didn’t even bother to answer such an idiotic question. The answer was obvious. 
After a moment of enduring his intense stare, the doctor cleared his throat. “Ah. Have you...burped the babies after feeding them?” 
He frowned. “Have I what?” 
The doctor nodded, evidently pleased that he’d found something wrong with Vader’s parenting. If he wasn’t holding his children… “Can you take Luke?” 
Vader did so, holding him close to his chest. The baby in his arms quieted a little, squirmed closer, but didn’t stop crying. He sent soothing feelings through their bond while he watched the doctor pull a white rag from a drawer and place it over his shoulder. Then, he turned Leia around, set her face near the rag…
And began pounding on her back. 
“What do you think you’re doing?!” Vader thundered, reaching out through the Force to grab the man’s throat. 
The doctor’s eyes widened as he gagged, but he didn’t stop pounding on Leia’s back as he choked out, “Babies...need...burping…” 
He loosened his grip, but only marginally. In his arms, Luke was squirming, sensing his father’s panic. “Explain.” 
The doctor didn’t waste what breath he had to complain about the choke hold. “After feeding...you need...to burp them. Otherwise, they get...gassy, fussy...you have to do it...like this…” 
Vader released his hold, and the doctor sucked in a breath just as Leia let out a massive baby burp...and threw up all over the rag. 
The doctor was back in a choke hold. “You made it WORSE.” Vader thundered, horrified to see that his daughter was now sick on top of everything else. 
This time, the doctor didn’t have room to speak, though he kept trying. 
“What, I suppose you’re going to tell me this is part of it?!” Vader sarcastically snarled...and to his horror, the doctor managed to nod. Just as quickly, Vader released him again and the doctor began to cough. The entire time, the man hadn’t dropped Leia and…
She was no longer screaming. 
She was still sniffling, even as the doctor continued on her back and she threw up a few more times onto the rag, but she didn’t cry anymore. 
“It’s normal for babies to throw up.” the doctor’s voice was raspy now, but he still remained remarkably calm. At least outwardly. Vader could sense his terror, but it didn’t interfere with his actions to help Leia. “This young, they need help to do it on their own. When they’re older, they usually manage by themselves until their digestive system can handle keeping it all down.” 
He stared at the doctor. Then, slowly, he looked down at a still crying Luke. It seemed backwards to do such a thing to his precious little ones. But, apparently, they needed it, and he’d had no idea. What else was he missing with them, not just because he was a Sith lord, but because he literally had no prior baby experience? 
The doctor seemed to sense his distress. “It’s normal for all first-time parents to feel overwhelmed.” He tried to assure him. “It can be even more so with twins.”
He was Darth Vader. He was a Lord of the Sith. he was supposed to be better than this. 
But, he supposed, Sith Lords and babies didn’t usually mix. This was uncharted territory, and as much as he hated it, he needed help. 
“What is your name?” 
The doctor hesitated, as though he knew what was coming. “Doctor Rawley, My Lord.” 
Vader looked back up at him. “You will attend to my children in the future--at my personal residence. You will not breathe a word of it to anyone. If you do, your life will be forfeit.” 
Doctor Rawley was good at keeping a calm outward demeanor, but Vader could sense the resignation and apprehension behind it. “Of course, Lord Vader. I understand.” 
“Good. But for now,” he looked back down at the crying boy in his arms. “Teach me what you know.” 
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vagabond-pinky · 4 years
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10 Faves in 10 Fandoms
tagged by the awesome @gosalynmallardlockdown
i legit don’t know if i’m in 10 fandoms lol
1. John Doe from Telltale’s Batman: the Enemy Within. John is my fav fictional character ever. I draw him too much and I have a poster and mouse pad of one of my drawings of him. i don’t think i’ll ever stop drawing or writing for him. BTEW is also what got me into batjokes, dc, and the Joker. and clowns 🤡
2. Tony Stark/Iron Man in the MCU. Iron man 2 was the first marvel movie i had ever seen, and legit, he is the love of my life. i have an iron man shrine and a life-size decal of him. i have so much merch of him and i went to avengers: endgame dressed as him with props, like his mask and repulsor blaster. iron man 1 through 3 are fantastic and just *chefs kiss*
3. Kory Anders/Koriand’r in Titans. I haven’t finished season 2 of titans yet, but season 1 is AWESOME. legit loved it from the beginning and i was hype as soon as i saw the trailer. it gave me so much i had ever wanted and i would die for Miss Anders. kory is so fantastic and beautiful and i just. i wish i could be her. i started wearing high heel boots because of her. QUEEN
4. Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb. so I grew up w pnf and from the beginning, perry was my fav character, though i love everyone. i didn’t really become obsessed with the show until after it ended. i would come home from school and there’d always be reruns, so i would watch it every day. then i binged it on netflix and just. i’ve seen every ep several times, both movies, the live show (on youtube), pnf take two, doof’s daily dirt. yeah. everything.
5. Theron Shan in Star Wars: The Old Republic. it’s hard to pic a fav in this game since i typically love my ocs more, but theron is just awesome. he’s a wreck, constantly fails, is adorable, and is voiced by my fav voice actor, Troy Baker. i legit made my agent exclusively to romance theron. he’s my boy
6. Dorian Pavus from Dragon Age: Inquisition. showstopping. beautiful. breathtaking. spectacular. i just love him. the first time i played dai, i was a lady qunari romancing iron bull and i thought dorian was just okay. then i did his companion quest and i just. omfg fell in love. so i romanced him with a lavellan. pavellan for life!
7. Princess Tiana from Princess and the Frog. it’s hard for me to decide my fav disney princess , but i’m pretty sure it’s tiana. She’s hardworking, wonderful, i just love her. i also think it’s interesting that her arc is learning to enjoy life and not overwork herself, which isn’t really an arc i see in a lot of female characters, especially in the princess lineup. also, i hate disney for how they treated her. you can tell disney didn’t really care about her or her movie, making it 2D, hiring randy newman to make the songs, and marketing it terribly. it’s a shame since Tiana is such a wonderful character! <3
8. Alex Mercer from [PROTOTYPE]. so this game is amazing and it’s legit a part of my personality. i played it first when i was little, then my copy of the game broke. it wasn’t until i saw Venom in theatres did it like make me remember how much i loved the game. so i had to buy it again lol Alex is fantastic and i need a movie of the game. i’m going to write a script. i need it. alex will be played by rami malek XD
9. Katsa from Graceling. my fav book and fav protagonist. katsa is wonderful and deeply flawed. she’s my fav character in the book series and graceling is my fav of the 3 books. she’s really unique as a character, a female character, and a YA protagonist. fingers crossed for Winter Keep!
10. Eddie Brock in Venom. i just rewatched venom recently and it made me realize how much eddie is just the opposite of these toxic-masculinity male protagonists. eddie is kind, sensitive, a loser, flawed but also a good person. he just makes me happy. im so excited for V:LTBC!!!
there are other characters not in specific fandoms like batgirl or harley quinn, but i didn’t know where to put them lol
tagging! @chokit-pyrus @the-sith-in-the-sky-with-diamond @it-runs-in-the-fandom @friedpotstickers and whoever idk
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shimmersing · 4 years
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Best Intentions Masterpost | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Bonus! Soundtrack @ Spotify
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Chapter Five: Trajectory
Aitahea watched, silent, as Brant Sonn ripped the Thul banner down from its place outside the warehouse, tossing the fabric aside and hoisting aloft the blue and gold of House Organa. The adjacent farmlands were clear of their enemies, and she hoped the families that tended them would soon be able to return, to have lives again peaceful and orderly.
The Thul warehouse had quickly become a staging area for the merged Organa and Republic forces once Aitahea’s rescue had been completed. A painstaking search of the building had revealed no trace of the Wolf Baron or his Blackguard, leaving them with only the low-ranking guards who’d been Aitahea’s unfortunate jailers. They would be sitting tight while prisoner exchanges were arranged and negotiations finalized.
The strike team that Aitahea and Erithon had agreed to lead had opted to wait until the following day to advance on the Thul and Sith forces. Qyzen Fess and Aric Jorgan had volunteered to scout the Sith camp, their experience making them ideal for the initial part of this new mission. Elara Dorne had efficiently organized the Organa subjects into something that suggested typical rank and file.
Aitahea found herself surprisingly grateful to be ensconced in the same warehouse in which she’d been held prisoner, working alongside Erithon as they organized the next morning’s attack. Though they’d barely had a moment to speak other than in communication about the impending battle, just being near him seemed to ease her spirits. It went without saying that his presence was making the wait and the work that much more pleasant, delighted as she was to see him.
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Her abbreviated captivity hadn’t left her any worse for wear; she couldn’t help but entertain the morbid thought that she probably hadn’t had as significant a rest as those few hours of forced unconsciousness in weeks. Nevertheless, Elara continued to regularly check in with her, and Erithon remained within arm’s reach.
Erithon. She had known, even in the depths of her stupor, the Force still a guiding path for her unconscious mind, that she was safe and would eventually be rescued. But waking to that particular set of blue eyes? A dream come true.
“Jedi?” He appeared at her shoulder again, real and warm and safe; Aitahea swallowed hard and tried to calm her escalating heartbeat.
“Yes,” she answered, scanning his face again. Again.
She was looking at him too much. Someone was going to notice. Someone else, since the duke and the sergeant had obviously already witnessed her absolute nonsense upon awakening from the drug-induced sleep. What had she said? I was just thinking of you? She wanted to simply blame it on the drugs, but when he’d pulled her in close, what he’d said… How is it you end up in my arms every time we meet?
All she had managed at that singular moment had been a giggle. Honestly. Honestly.
“We’re close to done here, if you want to take a break. You’ve been going nonstop since you woke up.” He was trying to smile at her, but a crease kept appearing between his brows. Even had she not been a Jedi, his worry would have been palpable.
“Thank you, I think you’re right. Today has been… remarkable, to say the least. Like this, since before I arrived.” She waved a hand at the bustling warehouse before offering a rueful smile. “I’m sorry I haven’t had the chance to see your holo. It’s just been…”
Erithon chuckled. “It wasn’t urgent, I mean. I just wanted you to know I was on the way here. Worked out after all.”
“It has indeed.” She folded and refolded her hands, eyes flickering to where Elara Dorne gave a small squad some cursory training drills. “Your team has grown since Taris.”
“Yeah, Sergeant Dorne is great. She joined us on Taris, actually.”
“Her accent…”
“Yup. She was an Imperial citizen. Didn’t like how they did business on the other side, so she joined us.”
“That’s incredible.”
He shuffled, distracted for a moment by some sheets of loose flimsy that shifted when he tried leaning against a table. “So, this is where you grew up, right?”
She smiled, delighted. “You remembered.” Much to her continued wonder, he blushed and stammered over the next few words.
“Hard to forget.” He paused, swallowed hard, and took a deep breath before continuing in a rush. “Well, we’ve sort of been on this, uh, trajectory, right? I mean we practically flew into each other over Nar Shaddaa.” He quieted and stepped closer, something wistful on his face. “Looking at the same stars over and over again.”
The rest of the room seemed to hush along with him, but even so, Aitahea could barely hear anything over her madly rushing pulse. Stars. She had a sudden wild urge to embrace him, just absolutely throw herself into his arms. I must still be suffering the effects of that gas. What am I doing? She promptly quashed the superfluous impulse, instead holding up her datapad.
“You said we’re finished for now? Let’s…” she trailed off, looking around the room for another suitable distraction. “Have a look outside? I’m sure the sergeant would agree to a quick lap around the perimeter, just to-” By the Force, did you just ask him to go on a walk with you? “-see how our allies are faring?” She finished in a rush, looking somewhat desperately for a charging dock for the datapad she still held.
He chuckled again, plucking the instrument from her hands and setting it aside. “I think they’ll be fine. But you seem to need it, so let’s get out of here.” She inclined her head gratefully as he gave her the lead and wasted no time in heading for the warehouse exit.
Aitahea blinked as they walked out into bright sunlight, raising a hand to shade her eyes. The farmland they’d be crossing tomorrow was lush, already planted with crops that she hoped would survive the battle. A farm vehicle still smoked among some of the scorched plants, but the Jedi felt certain that their team wouldn’t allow any more harm to come to the farmlands or its people.
Erithon fell into step next to her and angled their path toward the coast. They walked in companionable silence until they reached the rocks that marked the edge of the coastline, heedless of the light snow that had gathered in the shade of the evergreens. The sea churned against the rocks, calm but still very, very far below.
“What a view. Come on.” Erithon broke the silence, clambering onto a boulder and turning to offer her a hand. “Aren’t scared of heights, are you, Jedi?”
Aitahea laughed, recalling with some amusement when he’d pulled her to the edge of a much smaller, much nastier body of water on Taris, and reached to take the proffered hand. “I am not, fortunately. But I must admit that thranta is one of my least favorite forms of transportation.” She nodded toward a nearby platform where a few nests were visible.
“Those big bird things? Yeah, no thanks. I’ll take a speeder.” He pulled her close, sliding his free arm protectively around her waist until she had her footing.
Aitahea took a long breath, fighting the urge to look anywhere but his eyes, earnest and warm and still a little worried. Oh, I missed you, she thought and swallowed hard to keep the words to herself. They were well back from the edge of the sheer rock face, but she couldn’t help feeling a little bereft when he released her and dropped his hands back to his sides.
She turned away from the coastline, looking back toward the battered towers of Organa Castle. “Tell me about how you regained the Spears of Organa. The Duke only gave me a brief outline, but he wasn’t able share any details.”
Erithon grinned at her. “It wasn’t what we expected to be doing as soon as we were dirtside, that’s for sure.” He straightened, squinting at the surrounding landscape for some point of reference. “Haley Organa caught us at the spaceport, desperate as anything, asking us to disarm some baradium bombs. That was the first we saw of these Thul clowns.” He pulled a face, like he’d gotten a whiff of something foul-smelling. “Didn’t like their tactics at all. They fought dirty, set up ambushes all around those turrets. Took all three of us, if I’m being honest.” Any bashfulness he’d displayed since their reunion fell away as he spoke of his companions, giving way to a steadfast and proud commander. “Havoc’s becoming a good team.”
The Jedi had seen more than a few Republic military recruitment posters in her travels, but they paled in comparison to Erithon standing before her now, dashing and capable. Her fingers quivered as she reached out, but she placed her hand on his arm anyway. “They have a good leader.”
He gazed down at her, pensive for a moment before he broke into one of his now-familiar lopsided grins. “Just doing my job, Master Jedi.”
“You…” Aitahea pressed her lips together and swallowed hard, considering her hand on his arm before she lifted her eyes to his again. “Please, call me Aitahea, won’t you?”
“Of- of course. Aitahea,” he stammered in reply, and it was like hearing it for the first time. He hesitated for a beat before placing his own hand over hers, fingertips cool against her flushed skin.
Her breath caught in her throat, chased by a feeling like falling. Like gravity failing. Suspended and unsure how to move, what to reach out for. Oh stars.
“Lieutenant?”
Both their heads swung hastily toward the unexpected voice. Aitahea slipped her hand back to her side as surreptitiously as possible and willed her burning cheeks to cool. Aric Jorgan and Qyzen Fess approached, looking none the worse for wear, returning from their scouting mission. Jorgan saluted efficiently, while Qyzen remained unreadable as usual.
“Ready to debrief, sir. We’ve got footage to show you in the warehouse.” He nodded to Aitahea. “Master Jedi, we’ll need your assessment in particular, I think.”
“Many Sith,” Qyzen rumbled. “Soft things, but dangerous still.”
“Never a dull moment,” Erithon drawled, giving a perfunctory shrug. “Guess we better get back to work, huh?”
Aitahea nodded solemnly, tucking away the lingering feeling of loss that had lodged in her chest. “Indeed. Let’s head back.”
“Herald, a word,” Qyzen said, and Aitahea tilted her head.
“Of course, Qyzen.” She nodded to the Trandoshan, then to Erithon and Jorgan as they looked at her expectantly. “We’ll catch up shortly.” The Cathar shrugged, and Erithon gave her a smile and a wave as they turned back toward the warehouse.
She watched until they were out of hearing range, then turned to see Qyzen uncharacteristically fretting, a divergence from his usual composed demeanor. “Is something wrong, Qyzen?”
“Would ask the same.” His single seeing eye focused on her hands. She had one covering the other, as if she meant to hide the place where Erithon’s hand had lingered on hers.
She stiffened, sweeping her hands behind her and clasping them tight. “Nothing’s wrong, Qyzen. Why?”
Qyzen’s only answer was his own question. “When is last time Herald spoke to Yuon Par?”
Perplexed with the apparent change of subject, Aitahea shook her head. “Is that what you’re worried about? It’s been… weeks, I’m afraid. But she’s well; I can sense that much through the shielding.”
“Certain she is, Scorekeeper’s Herald.” The Trandoshan considered her for a long moment. “It is you who are not. Should speak with Yuon. For own sake.”
Aitahea nodded somberly. She glanced over her shoulder just as Erithon paused one final time before he and Jorgan disappeared into the warehouse. The consular closed her eyes and pulled in a deep, slow breath. “I will, Qyzen. I will.”
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Meeting #412 of the Super Secret Lucha Council
Mysterious Masked Leader (wearing Sith Lord Mask and cape ensemble): *Bangs gavel* Order. Order! I will have order!
All except for Monster Clown: Sorry, Gracious and Benevolent Secret Overlord.
Monster Clown: *Audibly snoring*
Secret Overlord: That is better. Now that we are all assembled—
Faby Apache: Uh, I think we’re missing a couple luchadores.
Overlord: Oh yeahhhh. Where’s Drago? He never misses meetings. Total brown noser.
El Hijo del Tirantes: In the States, last minute addition to an Impact show. 
Overlord: Cuervo?
Tirantes: Oh, he’s on the floor. Faby’s doing his hair.
Dark Cuervo: *Raises a hand and waves. It’s all that can be seen of him, as Faby is braiding the hell out of his hair*
*Chessman bustles in*: Sorry I’m late, guys—I had to shake Averno. Took longer this time. He’s getting suspicious. 
Blue Demon Jr: You mean clingy?
Chessman: I mean it’s your word choice
Overlord: Vampiro, where is Konnan?
Vampiro: DON’T ASK ME ABOUT KONNAN
Overlord: I’m only asking because you two cut a promo the other day about being best friends for life, so
Konnan: THAT WAS ALL A LIE, APPARENTLY
*Tirantes bangs his head against the table. Faby pats his back, continuing to one-handedly braid Cuervo’s hair*
Overlord: Well I can see that Monster Clown is sleeping through yet another meeting. No, no one wake him. It’s an improvement. More importantly, where is Dr. Wagner Jr?
*Uneasy silence from the table*
Overlord: I am WAITING
Chessman: *Cautiously* Well, Secret Overlord, Juan is—
BD Jr: He’s getting laid
Tirantes: *Muffled groan from the tabletop* Now you’ve done it
Monster Clown: *Snuffling sleepy noise, continues napping*
Overlord: WHAT
BD Jr: Look man I’m telling it how he is he’s out with his trophy whatever and getting some.
Vampiro: Wait Juan has a girlfriend
Faby: I’m not sure girlfriend is the right word choice 
Chessman: Yeah. We’ve all seen the pictures. I don’t think they’re working out during those selfies. 
Overlord: You mean to tell me all that Wagner is working out his tiny Juan rather than attend the all important Super Secret Lucha Council Meeting #412
BD Jr: Well he’s not here is he?
Overlord: *Heavy breathing from behind mask* Ok you know what? He’s out of the club. Like Averno. And Electroshock.
Chessman: Uh, Averno was never in the club.
Faby: And Electroshock is still in the club. He skyped in and everything, but his computer mic is broken. *Points to computer screen where Electroshock waves madly*
*Tirantes and Chessman wave back*
Monster Clown: *Snores himself awake* Mrmmmphh—oh shit did the meeting start already
Secret Overlord: FINE. Just Wagner is out of the club. What an asshole. Meeting dismissed! *Bangs gavel*
*All file out, muttering to themselves, except for Faby and, after she catches his arm, Vampiro*
Secret Overlord: *Waits for the door to close* Fabiola, Ian, as the only two of the council who know my true identity—
Vampiro: Wait what? We do?
Faby: Yes, Ian. We’ve always known his identity.
Vampiro: This isn’t that Aerowhatsit shit again is it
Faby: NO he is not Aerostar the height alone should tip you off on that
Vampiro: um stilts
Secret Overlord: Wait, what about Aerostar?
Vampiro: They keep making up this luchador—
Faby: WHAT WAS IT YOU NEEDED TO TELL US, SECRET OVERLORD?
Secret Overlord: Well, as I was saying—oh you know what, the others are gone let me take off this mask it’s cramping my style. *Takes off mask. Shakes long hair around dramatically.*
Pimpinela Escarlata: There, that’s much better.
Vampiro: *Gasps*
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so i saw the star war
spoilers ahoy
i guess this is just gonna be random bullet points
* i actually feel pretty chill about it. yay for being spoiled. also like.... if you ignore the ridiculous stuff there’s actually a lot to have fun with in this one. i don’t know how i’ll feel about it once i’ve processed it more. i just know i had fun while watching it, which i know isn’t true for everybody. i totally understand the negativity - it all makes sense to me. i’m just glad i sort of.... FORCED myself to have enough distance to just go in like ‘i’M PrepArED fOr wHAtEveR’
*i did like all the jumping around between locations in the first half and how ben would show up everywhere rey was. what a ‘you’re everywhere i go’ pairing. /chef’s kiss/. also having the different locations gives a sense of spaciousness (even if it’s all happening over a short period of time) which i missed in tlj.
*one of the things that gave me the most joy as the hux thing ??? X’’’D it was EXACTLY like that ‘the farce awakens’ ep where hux LITERALLY JOINS THE RESISTANCE cuz he can’t stand kylo. like what kind of fanfic...... how do the hux fans out there feel? (i really love the hux fans they’re a great bunch XD). shame that he was gone right after though.
* i actually enjoyed the trio dynamic? like i get the desire to move away from ‘trio mentality’ but the rey/poe tension with finn as mediator was fun. and finn and poe as joint generals? adorable. shame that the whole finn/poe thing got a bit clouded by.... stormpilot baiting and rose erasure and all the things... Also i’m not anti any character - i like zorii - but.... let poe stay a gay icon? i guess he can still be a queer icon it’s all good i’m down for whatever.
*speaking of finn.... loved seeing more of his humour back. didn’t love that there was no unpacking of how he feels taking out stormtroopers. but loved the found family of jannah and the other ex-stormtroopers. i feel like that gave SOME resolution/depth to finn’s origins. and finn being a non force user but seemingly super attuned to the force and its ways? i can roll with that.
*more speaking of finn... i wonder what they were doing with the ‘thing he wants to tell rey that he never gets to tell rey’. seems like an obvious ‘i love you’ thing. but at the same time we got reylo (/basks in that for a second/). it feels to me like throwing a bone to the finnrey people? like they didn’t get it in this movie but it could be a thing in the future? regaurdless, i did like how finn and rey were very connected and back to that loving friendship they had in tfa. we never quite got the ‘you have a force bond with the supreme leader?!!’ conversation but we got.... SOME conversation.
* speaking of the supreme leader... kinda love that we got renperor AND ben solo TM. i prefer to view ben more holistically (he is both ‘ben’ and ‘kylo’) but i get that making them two distinct identities was a helpful shortcut of sorts. he could ‘kill’ kylo and switch to being ben in a single scene. i always prefer Soft Boi Ben but if we were gonna get Bad Boy Kylo i’m glad they established it right out the gate. it was like ok, this is what to expect; this is where we’re at with this character. 
*ben with his costume change at the end....... omg. gave me BIG smuggler!Ben vibes. urgh, give me all the AUs. ben deserves more.
*the amount of swagger when he was fighting the KOR
*idk i feel like i’m not even touching on the big stuff. this was just a ‘get all my side thoughts out of my system’ post.
*adam’s smile after the kiss though......... ...  /the most beautiful thing in this world/
*truly iconic that people were right about the strategic, covert introduction of force healing via baby yoda like one month before tros.
*oh yeah it was wILD that so much of the imagery from the trailers/tv spots etc was in like the first five mintues of the movie ??? i totally assumed the ‘i have been every voice you’ve ever heard inside your head’ moment would be climactic rather than right up front
*oh yeah the vader mask.... that didn’t really mean anything in the end then did it?
* re: ben’s death. maybe it’s because i was braced for it but in some ways it’s the best way he could have gone. he was definitely happy and reunited with the light - both through love of rey and of his family. hIGHKey could have done with ben’s force ghost also appearing at the end? the only good thing about not seeing it is.... LF deciding to retcon his death ? ??XD obs they’re not gonna but if you want a crackpot silver lining there it is.
*what exactly does rey’s future look like, may i ask?
* oh yeah, Passing The Saber Through The Force. maybe my favourite moment. the force bond as a bare concept is so romantic to me i would watch a whole trilogy just exploring the magic system of that - it’s limitations and possibilities. 
* i do like that jj developed the visual style of the bond. we got to see them occupying the same space, the way each of them would be seeing the other (’can you see my surroundings, i can’t see yours, just you’)
*i miss that rian johnson sound editing on the bond though..... god, the iNTIMACY of the tlj bond scenes....
*’i DID want to take your hand’
*also just the word choice of ‘take your hand’/ ‘i offered you my hand’. it’s extremely marriage.
*there was also a moment in the hanger when ben was like ‘we’re one’ basically? he was saying it in the context of rey’s lineage but still...............the validation. one soul. 
*palps was like ‘you live and die together’ which made me REALLY think of skytalkers podcast. obviously assumed they would both have to LIVE together but.... /deep sigh/
*blah this could go on forever i’ll add more later
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* OH YEAH! reverse anidala was such a thing! why did it have to be SO reverse anidala though? X’D instead of taking her life, he gives her his own. (i know it’s not clear anakin totally killed padme etc etc but ya feel me)
* ok i hate that ben died obvs obvs but, taking that for what it is, it was very romeo and juliet. i kinda love just the imagery of it. like... the physical blocking/choreography of adam getting daisy into his arms, holding her, then he falls and it’s her holding him. the way she catches his neck. really reminded me of the smoothness of the bridal carry. and rey’s flexed foot in that moment of shock. love the body language. back to that kind of ‘’staccato’’ rey of tfa days.
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*lololol @ LF trying to establish how ‘bad’ kylo is by having him kill a bunch of people in the beginning. it was just.... Hot.
edit #3:
* rose deserves better. obviously. she looked so good though. i like that she had some moments with connix too. 
* ben called han ‘dad’......
*ben standing there, overlooking the waves, with his leG EXTENDED BEFORE HIM. wanderer above a sea of fog. wanderer above a sea of foggg.
* rey having compassion for the snake thing. we been knew. kinda nice to have it in there. obviously good set up for ~later force healing shenanigans~
* OH YEAH OH YEAH. i kept thinking about atla. i know people have been making comparisons to it from the start and i’ve been DEEPLY INTO those comparisons. but it was truly a blessing for me to remember.... there is a version of this out there that you love and that is Good Content TM. legit i can just go watch atla again to heal from this. omg yeah cuz REY HEALING HIS WOUND ALSO HEALED HIS SCAR. very crystal cave.......... nah but nah but - the ‘you are every jedi’ was EXTREMELY avatar-esk..... like, engage avatar state. i don’t like how it ended up being the same old conflict between jedi and sith - ‘good’ and ‘bad’ - OBVIOUSLY THE POINT IS TO INTEGRATE THE CONFLICTING PARTS OF SELF; THE SHADOW SIDE; TO TRANSCEND OLD DICHOTOMIES - but i did love hearing all the voices from past jedi. that’s some good ‘the ancestors are with you’ shit.
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* i think the first thing we hear rey say is ‘be with me’? ngl i was like ‘pls be invoking the force bond’ X’D i am a clown. that was a beautiful shot though. and love that a version of the bond kicked in like two seconds after that. 
edit #5:
*there’s that bit where reylo are fighting on the death star ruins and he’s winning and rey kinda falls to her knees panting and lowkey defeated and, not to be a shallow bitch but..... it was Hot.
*also dark rey......... was HOT. SHE WAS SO KIRA, WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS, AND I WAS INTO IT LIKE HNGGGG
*obvs i wanted rey to be truly no one. but casting jodie comer as rey’s mum ? ????? urgh, pefection, i love it.
*palps was so random i stg..... his plan was.... convoluted to say the least. 
*also who was under all those hoods?
*the KOR just kinda... being around again was hilarious. no explaination required. the boys are back in town. ben facing them without a mask and essentially wearing his pjs? loved it. 
edit #6:
*seriously though ben’s redemption outfit.............. /heart eyes emoji into the sunset/.......... you can see his collar bone.............. /cares about the important things/.................
edit #7:
*one thing i loved about the reylo was how Space Wizards TM they both were in this movie. it so highlights their connection by making it clear that they are each other’s only peer. i thought it would be a thing of ‘why is the supreme leader constantly interacting with/going after this girl?’ but it’s not because it’s so clear that they are the only two people on each others’ level. no one would dare question the fact that they’re constantly circling each other in a lustful murderous rage.
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i read some non vna dw books a while ago but because i am a Clown i’ve only just finished typing up notes on them...i think my next dw book i’ll make notes as i go rather than just marking the pages and Hoping I Remember. anyway! here’s my thoughts on thirteen doctors 13 stories. i have more opinions on some than others. 
A BIG HAND FOR THE DOCTOR
"...Susan, who was possibly the only person in the universe who could make the Doctor smile at the mere thought of her."
awwwwww
didn't really like this one that much - i wasn't too impressed with eoin colfer's characterisation of the first doctor (esp since pre-ian and barbara i don’t think he’d willingly attempt to stop some villains until susan was in danger)
THE NAMELESS CITY
Polly...once described him as looking like an unmade bed.
lmao
...he didn't know exactly what he was, though when he was growing up, he had heard tales of the legendary fairy creatures of the Unseelie Court who haunted Scotland's deepest valleys. He suspected the Doctor might be one of the dark Sith.
HEAVILY vibe with this concept the world is saved by bagpipes.......peak dw THE SPEAR OF DESTINY
"You know what I love about London?" he said, turning to her briefly. She sighed. "I'm sure I can't guess." "It's the only city in the universe where you can drive around in a car that's seventy years old and get away with it." "Who says you're getting away with it?" Jo muttered. 
nkdfsjksn
"Fire away!"
"Oh, Doctor, please. Not after that business at the museum."
no doctor is immune to the temptation of a good pun. no matter how inappropriate. actually i really like how jo and three are written in this generally. there's so many good scenes. also, when the doctor asks her why she doesn't know anything about the vikings: "Doctor, we did the Romans. Every year." rip jo
From a distance the Doctor watched as a group of about twenty men loaded the TARDIS on to the back of a large low wagon pulled by four sturdy oxen.
jo: the doctor told me about the perception filter on the tardis so it'll be fine! they won't even spot it. literally the next scene, immediately:
She longed to stand and give this old goat a piece of her mind, but she knew she'd most likely fall over if she tried, which wasn't the effect she was after.
aw jo :(
"Do you know they wash once a week?" "Could have fooled me," muttered Jo.
*desperately resists the urge to write down every jo line in this story*
"I have the ship. And I have the spear. What need have I of you any more?"
the master is betrayed. to the surprise of no-one but himself.
The Doctor held her by the shoulders. "My dear girl," he said. "That is very noble of you. You were right. Your aspirations /are/ the very noblest. But you're wrong about something. Nothing is more important than you."
me, sobbing:
ROOTS OF EVIL
realised as i was reading this that i don't own any books featuring leela.....a crime
"Surprise!" the Doctor said. "You know you were complaining that you missed trees?"
this is actually the cutest thing no-one look at me
She could never understand why the Doctor was so careless of danger. It was a good thing he had her to look after him, she thought, as he opened the TARDIS door and they stepped out together into dim, green light and the earthy, warm-compost smell inside the great tree.
phillip reeve gets the four+leela dynamic. like. he Gets it. 
"It will not hurt you," she promised. "It is called a 'scarf'. It is like a cloak, only pointless."
ousdofnsoksfd
"Did it look a bit like a gravel pit? You'd be amazed how many alien worlds look just like gravel pits..."
what is doctor who. without quarry jokes.
"I mean, he's wearing a bow tie!" the Doctor explained patiently. "Ridiculous objects! I wouldn't be seen dead in a bow tie!"
1) says the guy who wears an obnoxiously long scarf everywhere 2) honey, you've got a big storm coming
TIP OF THE TONGUE
there's a scene in this where nyssa and the doctor chill at a diner and they drink chocolate milkshakes together. this is all i care about.
Good Lord, was that celery he was wearing on his lapel?
Yeah We Know
"Are you British?" Nettie said, as if this was the most surprising part of the whole thing.
i mean, fair
He paused. "I don't suppose either of you would be interested in travelling?"
the fifth doctor: hey one of my friends died recently and i abandoned the other one but i really miss having a large crew so i was wondering if you two literal children would like to risk your life travelling with me :)
SOMETHING BORROWED
you'd think given this one is from peri's pov she'd be slightly more central to the plot. ah well.
"That's two storeys up!" I exclaimed. "And I'm in heels." "Well then, you should have worn more sensible shoes, shouldn't you?"
maybe she lives in hope that she won't have to do any running/scale buildings every time she steps out of the tardis. i get that. 
"Well, you are the expert when it comes to gaudy," I said, giving a meaningful look to his red-and-yellow plaid coat and green tie.
every six story is legally obligated to drag his coat
The Doctor shook the man's hand vigorously. "Yes, yes. A little different round the edges since our last meeting on Kiri 4, but all the charm and intellect are still here."
i love this bastard.......
"Love? That contrived, chemically driven state of idiocy?"
mood
A clatter of metal was the sole warning I had before a hole in the ceiling suddenly opened, and the Doctor came tumbling down to the floor, landing in an ungraceful heap of rainbow plaid. Nonetheless, he rose to his feet with all the dignity of an Olympic gymnast who'd just landed a perfect somersault.
not to sound like a broken record but i would Die for this idiot
withholding myself from using more quotes to illustrate my unbridled love for the sixth doctor whom..........
"You might regret not helping me with this one day," she  [the Rani] called over to us. "Your next regeneration may be sooner than you think."
Huh. I Wonder What That's Referring To
RIPPLE EFFECT
From the look on his face, Ace reckoned that a visit to the Time Lords was something similar to her having to visit the dentist back on Earth.
i mean to be fair.....the time lords are a whole lot worse although in this case the doctor's reasons for not wanting to visit are: (i) they're 'old, boring and judgemental' (ii) they have stupid clothes and a stupid non-intervention policy (iii) they treat him 'like a naughty schoolboy' (can't have that in front of your companion!)
i apparently didn't have many comments to make on this one. um...it was good. i liked the idea of an alternate universe with nice daleks. MOVING ON
SPORE
"They're all dead....everyone's dead, flesh turned to liquid. It moves...There are things! Moving things! They're alive..." Major Platt looked up at the Doctor. "The caller became incoherent after that and disconnected shortly after." The Doctor drummed his fingers thoughtfully against the top of the aluminium folding-table between them. "Hmm...That really doesn't sound very good."
YEAH YA THINK?
"I was at the opera," the Doctor explained, "when my phone went off."
this is his excuse for That outfit. really just copying everything from grace here huh
THE BEAST OF BABYLON
She also didn't yet know that he wasn't a man at all.
yeah cos he's non-binary duh
"So now we're landing on Earth," he shouted, "two thousand years before the birth of Christ..." "Who?" "He was a bit like Sherlock Holmes. Knew the answers to everything. Very good at solving mysteries. Some humans use him to measure time."
obsessed with the implications of this dialogue...
THE MYSTERY OF THE HAUNTED COTTAGE
absolutely love the concept of this one...a world created from martha's memories of reading a famous five expy as a child
"What?" Martha said defensively, keeping her voice down. "That's how he was described in the books. Don't blame me. This was 1951. Everything back then was blinkered, sexist, and ever-so-slightly racist. It was a backward time." "Ah, yes," said the Doctor, "because 2007 has none of those things."
vibe with this convo
"Am I lonely?" Martha asked. "You're a particle of dust," the Doctor said. "Of course you're not lonely." "I sound lonely." "Well you're not; you're having a great time."
this conversation where the doctor tells martha to imagine herself as a particle of dust has exactly the same kind of energy as discussions you have at 3am at a sleepover
NOTHING O'CLOCK
Amy looked irritated. She wasn't irritated, but she liked to give him the impression she was, just to show him who was boss.
yeah...
ok the villains in this one are actually really fucked up like. it's been a While since i read it now because i procrastinated on making these notes but they were Good creepy. thank you mr gaiman. 
LIGHTS OUT
now THIS is one where the pov heavily contributes to the story...
He turns to look at me with piercing, hollow-set grey eyes, then furrows his impressive silvery brows. "I'm buying a coffee," he says. "For a girl."
so THAT'S why twelve took so long to find coffee for clara......he wasn't buying it on earth. good vibes
TIME LAPSE
i absolutely LOVE the concept for this one, which is that the year 2004 completely disappears from records
A typed envelope reading The Doctor, The TARDIS, Ex-Gallifrey followed by a long string of numbers, letters, and things that probably were letters but looked like they came from about eight different languages.
obsessed with the fact that (i) you can apparently send letters to the tardis, like it has an actual address (mel throwing a message in a bottle into space doesn't seem so unreasonable now huh...) (ii) part of this address is 'ex-gallifrey'
this dude gets rejected. and is so badly embarrassed that he erases 2004 from existence. i promise i'm not making this up.
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I personally don’t like macavity’s look in the broadway revival he’s supposed to a ginger cat not black all over I don’t understand what the designers are thinking
I actually really love all the Macavity designs! Even the 2019 Movie one which i suspect suffers as much as everything else from the artists inability to finish the CGI (RIP Final Idris Elba Macavity rendering. you are sorely missed!) Here are my opinions on the stage versions:
1998 film Mac: Right off the bat i have to say i am heavily biased in its favor. this film was my childhood and i found this Macavity so freaking cool and creepy! :D i get less cat vibes and more demon or Sith Lord (He looks like Darth Maul)
2016 Revival: now the one draw back of the classic costume is that it sometimes makes him look like a clown. if you are unlucky enough to have a phobia of cats and clowns and someone dragged you too a pre-2010 show? welcome to your worst nightmare! but for the rest of us? not so much.
The revival costume always gave me the impression of a cat so cut off from the care of the tribe his coat has become matted and mangy. You can still see his normal ginger coloring in his mane and head fur and in patches over his body but most of it is lost or hidden beneath the grime. As his song says “His coat is dusted with neglect.”
Also this version is easier to draw! As an artist that is a definite perk! ;)
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cards i still need fullbodys of
these are under a readmore! listed by character and card name as stated on the aikatsu wikia’s cardlists! (yes some cards have an * in the title due to the words technicly being slurs, i didn’t name the cards)
ICHIGO
sweet chocolate kimono of the spring flowers peach brilliant gothic appeal of a frill dress heart catch little white bird by the waters pisces of mermaid the bear swimming ring ribbon ribbon summer the witch & the magic mirror if its a dress then definitely new swallowtail the witch with a red ribbon speaking of alphine medows waku waku koh-haku white cosmos east and west pink sugary pink fancy gift radiance of the blossom special sweet memories are in the future playful kunai throwing
AOI
prism star sweet chocolate kimono of the spring flowers blue light of the sun blue intellectual gothic heading for the party have some black tea exact timer magic of the beautiful snow shutter chance i am that girls number one fan welcome to the house of sweets the rainbow that stiches across the sky cool chemsitry messenger from the future even the warpping needs to be brillant blue santa present of the holy night east and west blue radiance of the comet star of tears futuristic siegfried three twinkle graceful lady looking up at the stars cosmo night
RAN
night of ageha blue rose under the moonlight rock style kimono of the spring flowers purple secret message light of the sun purple glossy gothic purple ageha enjoy summer festival romantic elegant its because we are rivals austere as usual math teacher of exact accuracy unforgettable memories purple santa heart of japan purple radiance of the iris five twinkle beautiful figure noble amaranth healing cushion jewlery night leo's shooting stars leo's shooting stars +
OTOME
rainbow alice orange of happiness sweet chocolate pinky fruits feelings above the clouds fluffy chic together with the dolphins potepo-tan at the summer festival new stylish theif forgetful santa-san happy tree shiny santa snowman heart of japan - pop east and west pop radiance of the canary yellow popping star mascot character pajama tinder night fluffy seal
YURIKA
elegant smile resident of the bird cage tone of black & red kimono of the spring flowers dark blue elegant noble pure white queen colorful cake surprise present gothic santa mint noel heart of japan - dark east and west dark retro gothic suggested gothic two twinkle the lad's dream and mind's darkness charming star
SAKURA
guide of fairytales girl of the spring garden sweet chocolate lime candy polka dot puririn heart of japan - sakura east and west sakura as fate unfolds gorgeous daughter of flowers pillow for cupping the ogiri's master of ceremony the one in bloom is the smiling flower
KAEDE
pop magic magical ribbon charm of the monotone to the colorful pop addicitive cake relaxation delivered cookie stars heart of japan - yamabuki east and west yamabuki my heart is for you surprise chocolate glowing star of the night circus usher enjoy movie midnight tv
SEIRA
la la la porter chance catch union rock ball of memories brave charmont happy top spinning rockish sword dance
KII
colorful title milk clown magical style marching style sweet temptation happy wrapping yummy yummy yu-mmy ghosts are surprising magical present cr-cr-cracker
SORA
stone charm bohemian who weaves the wind bohemian earth matte mint green navy indian glittering bijoux
MARIA
maiden of ribbons airy painter the alps flower flower country the beach & shells flora snow fluttering alice paris daisy
SHION
dreaming alice heading towards the future dreams ufo skirt blue candy stripe puririn dignified umbrella spinning leave the program to me
MIZUKI
secret queen adult like tulie casual elegant her walking poise is that of a lily the off time spent with everyone heart of japan moon moonlit nights marine blue sparkling glossy bouquet of my blessing six twinkle amethyst goddess sparkling moon printing moon my new goal
MIKURU
happy greet surf girl devil paint honey valentine let's go to the beach sweet scent of the beach coconut scented night in search of wreath materials fluffy penguin poppin penguin
NOEL
white angely
MICHELLE
lively coord
HIKARI
purple elegant shining swallowtail
AKARI
lets sing a show sweet chocolate five court musicians crimson heart of thrill princess peach heading towards the sky dream skip scarecrows dream pink pop girl sky dress akari sunshine + obento-san of my dreams natural reindeer dreaming red radiance of the cherry four twinkle my favorite plush toy lets make a snowman
SUMIRE
blue noblesse sumire colored tale sweet chocolate five court musicians blue mysterious magic user mischievous witch magical painter bell that glows in the night sky quiet sound of the ocean morning glory that blooms in the night dress that delivered the wish purple cat sith sumire gelato+ both scholar & warrior violet santa navy noel the glistening flute radiance of the aquar little devil punkish gothic prince tiny bit of happiness suport for me rockin' gothic special tea
HINAKI
sweet chocolate merry of the three court ladies three court ladies yellow princess yellow king of hearts king of pop negative check pop craftsman precious contents new discovery...? im feeling fantasy devil tulie hinaki twister ai-katsu yo-ru-shi-ku orange santa white fairy surprise is on the bonus add-on lively drum roll warm coord vivid march pretzels of love poppin green seven colored vivid special flavor found only in the night
MADOKA
five court musicians peach ski ski sweet skip lovely magician lovely dress a preemption spring color coord princess cute pastel lion's feelings angely pink girl in my dreams fluffy rabbit with my favorite mug sweet night daylight pastel innocently sweet
RIN
dignified of the three court ladies three court ladies blue gentle mad hatter the mad hatter who likes to dance just like the lightning blik's wish blue star dancing on stage special move rice pepper punch princess's bodygaurd stars that spread across the sky my bursting BPM cool jade steam doll
JURI
passion of the three court ladies three court ladies scarlet passionate century positive check cant wait for summer the girl of the sun modern monotone goodnight to flamenco jurius caesar salad jurius caesar salad+ hot blooded teacher's yell passion red a passionate winter eight twinkle i love you juri passion rose key to skincare delicioso night passionate idol activities wandering bodygaurd modernly dressed up straight rose
RISA
little devil tune of the five court musicians flute five court musicians wisteria playful little devil sexy devil the memories from the potatoes radiance of the raspberry chasing the admiration glamor of the lame ribbon admired stage milky devil
NONO
tune of the five court musicians kotsuzumi five court musicians plum little devil naughty little devil cutie devil dont miss out on the potatoes
KOKONE
caramelize a hundred mark smile i love sweets the worlds center winters cheerful dress exciting dolphin clover i finally found retro modern girl first shrine visit here japanese retro flower
NINA
freely strechable stylish monster honey honey bee candy girl will give you
MIYABI
nadeshiko mode miya-beam winters glossy dress shining snowy fields
YUU
supporting you decided high touch original little devil rockin pumpkin deilviery from the bottom of my heart cutie little devil holy love lives on sleepless nights new year sunrise rockingly vivid
YUME
pink step my crowning tv show two bonds marchen santa present thats a cake active girl so many delicious foods
ROLA (laura for those who dont spell her name as rola)
blue step the thing like usual reason for passing lets go shopping confident bat girl the north and southern cross blue roses of courage ice punkish
AKO
melon step yellow santa ring throwing that i won't let go of
MAHIRU
lavender step china heroine memories of our playtime lets it it! onee-chan winter visits orchid of elegance glossy jasmine g*psy dancer
YOZORA
japan heroine star appears romance christmas feminine style even in winter
TSUBASA
checkered activities in the morning
YUZU
canary santa aiming at
KOHARU
tip toeing a little bit refreshing ori*ntal healing wink ethic ballarina beautiful roth flowers
HIME
my suggested tv show chances to shine girly christmas while waiting for santa cosmetic dress fairy awaiting spring
LILY
input of knowledge turning point
KIRARA
sweet pirate kiraran sparkling fairy
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#name #without #face whois ortmaier, diebold andother nameswithout face as drugs andmixes as typed inte roxidaustausch behind earlympahtic poisons arsenit cyancali stichnin nanofinedusts andsuch ortmaier was or wouldbe about hightech tanks over a bridge ?!? in a theme //// t hegerman govt plujs timecontrol accomplice know fortune knowinventions quelleith er avert papertrail in allthemesses causethemessalla long shuffled proxies  effort years of govermnment things to cut down the victimised survivor ofthemess then externalities forced em tomeasure up against their own criminal agenda thenits goodcop badcop qu elling their proxies barely or barely enough abit for now yes? youre the pro s  howbad isit //// the earlmypahtic aimedpoisosn are arsenide cycan cali stichnin interoxidaustausch  cellsuffocaiton mur dertricks are as common as nanofinedust asbestos and other killtricks deedtyped the fix thatmadeit b a r e l y breathable imminent morning fix was hemolyt but after damamge suffocaiton nights damamge do ne allis bad its bad stuff allofit  this is us ually deed typed //// what does it damage? 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//// heavy betaray or radar again 2153 m urder trick with plausible deniability intel murder heart aimed headaimed leftchestaimed above abo veadjacent corner maybewidowaimed findit ///// xray beam murdertrickery whichtype abvoe above ajadancent knows //// xray beam killtrick heartai med whichdamamvge isit else lympahtic ear+hand aimed mix maybe nonhostile thistime above adjacent corner betaray? //// m ixes 1910+-3 is gaser and above is /// xraybeam trick killtirck heartaimed oncemore the civillian must find it out they thro w oneday bum lidokain atit and dammamge germancure operate the bloodvesssels so fearnot  use the chance what a nutbum itis to report whatthey harm allalong //// billionaire marriage quality until imademy own billions  then the sleaziest hooker bum onthe globe //// @norway @norw egia .@fisa .@norway @judge .@judge @judges @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 @haare tzcom @snowden example: itisntjust underdeveloped fools, itis (!)did never and (!)wouldhave never devel oped. and that in a world where intels control the population with cookingforehead arbitrarily literally w illynilly. letalone in a deeply sophisticated educated disciplined case cmon now youknow its one examp le of the most declinateable cases they shuffle stigmas they shuffle harms they shuffle proxies because itis  i n t e l  it is whihc trick works this time with all authorities as dependents under contr ol doing whatthey want with peasantry as civil population whhhyyyyy!!!!! r o b u s t o  AND creamy?! @norway @norwegia .@fisa .@norway @judge .@judge @ judges @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 @haaretzcom @snowden aha!!!! peanutbutter between nuts batshit nu ts! but... why?! the brand?! r o b u s t o  a n d cre amy that that that a dunno thatsgotta mean sth ... right?... ********* without access mess average,median, and mean identificationtimeframes with a i. and by experience  ********* with access to the case:  ///// find xraybeamtrick allda ylikely beta or radar bythe way lawyers ofmine ******* ma ke sure germans cannot use doc-ification everagain with utmost severe consequences but for things they wait longer than three years threemonths three days younameit andforemost eachofthem signs under oath the  i  n  t e l terrors witnessed including whatthe civillian demystified and them   pokemon openmouth woa + wtf ********** trickery with docification as game for find sth youcan distort twistlater to justif y a shitball while allalong itis intel murder tha t is over orthey hang with the scums symbolically (notliterally) ///// tin itus from deceit trick allday whatisit this time momfool brainwashaway fof fortune mom theperverted doing moms itsalljsut a dream yourenot you tonaswinn ihave dismal transvetite emotions and want to be molested by horny germans because theyre so german and im so terribly not german what is it this t ime again //// ffind backleg tricks for boner implant remtoeocntroleld iti sntjsut biting hemmmorides itis buzzing installs tactically timed to what xray murder beam killtric k fromcockroach above aboveadjancent is priority ///// itis unusually mild since anhour or two whosnew usually its poison s damamges suffocations xraybeam terror find xraybeam killtrick fromabove a boveajdancent and window aimed otherwise miraclemild I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG h ttps://www.BabyAWACS.com/ [email protected] PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? 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Do nnate. paypal.me/ChristianKiss ///// gaser is li kely xray to terrorise or and frame something stuff them their mix galore chekc ifthey host a cockroa ch clown german  //// repalcedphone sucks whof ucktit bbombout xray murderer and disgust messer   16 07 as xraymurderer gaser beam messer 1550+-10 ///// replacedphone 1525 heartaimed 1526 /// 1524 pathogen murder relelvant? //// a piece of crud druged me drowsy agian 1515+-5 stuffemtheirown mix g a l o r e if cockroach german cockroach efforts imminent danger itis bad choice regre ttably itis effort cockroach dont touch the wall dont tocuhthat guy find sth else todo / //// medics those spikes are r e s t i n g h eartrates itis surprising that the fitnesstracker identifies heart on edge itis not howitis without damamged hbeart itdoesnt have even coffee or other things that could pushit up itis resting recovery and critical heartonedge allalong btw //// lawy ers make em sign or readoutloud this is the eigth year on edge of existence and its been a joy to see him struggle on 200amonth with billions on the accounts micromanaged from 67billions to 90billions recent ly but he court demanded access to his own fortune with intiative fromwithin the bubble and against no t a missed formality immunisation but agaisnt a quelled quelled immunisatio n keeping him that way  is intent yes and iti s a joy tosee how he struggles the eigth year on 200 amonth and yes we want to ta x his billions or someow chain it or sex it or somehow killit anything aslong as we can pillage it see? abit honesty  howlikely willthey admit the obvious //// oh please for thegermans its su icide whenyou cut 50bucks from foodmoney everymontbh not toget amalgam teethf ills they urgently rescue you from imminent starvation death the 8th year  than give you access to your own court demanded fortune  they imminently t ake away your rights that a german that quells any fucking ebay sale or booksale germancures you urgently they dont store mira cles of micromanagement cutting chowpennies topayoff bullshit idont even owe re altime they see  c on f u s i o n it just  mysteri ously somehow always adds up and somehow micromanages chowpennies for abit semis afe IT hardware and phone for s o m e t h i n g not too contract chain bonding  they are confused by c omplexmicromanaging but get a c c ce s ss s to damamge you to alzheimer granny because thats tthats how they lockaway the grannies inthis very shithole so whynot inthiscase too youknow em andifnot then thenby now today this veryday fortune access avertedby who 22pm-2208 shoudlveshown 15billion fortune a  sixth of my tot alfortune what didit show storeit notarstampit s owhat isaw publish it iput it asclose tomouthaspossible as on local bank once that efforted fraudit taxit as nutbum threeyears ago ///// store on linebanking 2200pm@+8 itshould show 15billion  a s ixth of my total fortune did it show sth realtime if so what //// disintegrated wall and tape matters checkfor xray tricks and calculateback the gray s for a l l l l cumulated  #suffocator #squeeze  #crayon #maccaroni #advice #right #ominuous #obscurity #is #a #conflict @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 @fisa @law @harvard_law @all @wor ld #crayonMaccaroniAdvice  unknow obscurity is a co nflict theme in intelccoma test helmet themes buildit around the issue * ***** a is it known then  b issue:  trait: yes or no? c issue: trait: instead? how ******** dont misuse it for bad the stateofmind point a to g  point a to h is criti cal inthis too smashwords.com/books/view/552210 I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independe nt Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ [email protected] PHO NE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? 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Donnate. paypal.me/Christian Kiss //// youdont freeze disobey teenagers into a tube because thbey wouldve b een executed fortheir deed you make sure its understood what happened  waht it will mean for him her what it f e e l s w h a t it l e a d s to and then learning ef fect then orientation person with routine away fr om the bad this //// btw fix heartonedge fromba cklegtricks  regenerate donot add oldwounds mengele mess checkalso finedust harms nano finedust what doesit dowith veinwall bloodsupply //// they mustve implied Sexuality in thei r assaults its inexplicable #lawyers .@law  @law .@laws .@harvard_law @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 @s nowden @haaretzcom separate it clearly that itis not sexuality but them imply that that thereisno friv olous gains but them imply that that even if some would fit preference, does not undo allthe assaults that are beyond good and evil that it iiiiis about them and that all knew that  * ****** the gain the benefit the what for was in something else than about that guy  letalone about sexuality ofthat guy ******* this.  is probably not separated clearly checkthat youre the pro s  /// dont get nuts over it, i ts not so complicated: because. it. is. intel. it.is .all about. which. trick. works. thistime. get furi ous about it  not nuts about it itis layer1 causing authorities with control accomplice rapedmolested damamged themselves whatt hey can  host layer2 cockroaches immunsied todowhat wish hope pretend youre th eir underhuman candowhattheywant with civillians usually willalways try sth . coordinated more orless or i nvited orhosted only as proxies dont get nuts about it get mad about it isuggest: a sero tolerance don t touch it. offthewalls. off the health. itdoesntmatter what youwant whatyoupretend what youtry donttouch it. if youre support coordinate with support your ideas are: /// what doyou do about 19years of microscopy while they shuf fled sexual asssault  then someone germancures your nuts to a smeary fatty or sth because they s u s p e c t something this. itisntjust shuffled sexual assault itisntjust deedtyped allalong iit is deedtyped after daytimecharging i t  repeatedly risking allmyrights and anything t o because thecausing authorities quell the charging and thefix  the fix is letmore and shuffle more sexual assault and try togive it an alibi nomatter how counterfactuall this. what is against this.  //// lawyers ofmine  ******** had one single tr ick worked unthinkable what wouldhappen next: disassemble this trick ie: because we declare him nuts we d ont compensate what we overtape allalong because he aeh molests little furry sexcat s and sex hedgehog s, we must not compensate what we damage rape and smear. this ********** had one trick worked unthinkable ////// # lawyers  law .@laws .@harvard_law @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 @snowden @haar etzcom what is the state ofmind of the charged government: when they just have to find a trick that puts yo u inyourplace a trick that you give up  atrick that resets your brain a trick that shows they dominate y ou and you must obey like youhave no choice  this is the stateofmind this itis idontcare whatthey fake idont care howthey goodcop badcop idontcare how they play sorry the yrenot this. is their stateofmind what do you do about it it explains a long long lattice of messes and dirty tricks furthermor e ////// #sexland #sex #land @all @world @gl obe @booking  .@law .@laws .@harvard_law @ap @reuter s @bbc_whys @france24 @snowden @haaretzcom youjustdont getit the german gov erment rapes thecivil population that is not im munised against  intel coma s wheres the news they porn the c r a p out of em they sell em as sexslave on intelcoma if they can they preplan their careerrs and setemup who exploits who first and benefits how they controlem like forehead braincooked fools like children like fools they hold as underhuman exploitable underhuman s that is the basis of it all when a civillian da ytime charged the basis oftheir security system: they did any harm they remotely had then used proxies then played good cop bad cop hunting them ebcause we forced em to and this is the basis ofthe case guilty liable causing criminal governments that dowhatthey want withthe civil population charged d aytime for staying damamges and coverup and hightheft using their security system as prison gig trick i s that clear now itis not a single case itisnot the german hookerofthe land itis one of 60million ab used civillians that charged the crap out of em for whatthey did here with the civil population for70years ////// btw2  get allthe clowns offmy priva cy  superprivacy i n t i m a c y  the scums meld their perverts onthe case and see if later daytiem anything is confirmation tothat thenits confirmed orsth jail asstoyer dicktoyermolester itis disgusti ng cockroaches that reinterpret on deeply intimate things after raping and pedo sexual assaulting nomatter how often idaytime chbarge it i am furious  abo ut it the cockroaches braindamamge forehead and suffocate the c r a po outof me and damamge erase me ihate em its legit to  and iam furious about it idaytime chargedit atleastfive times locally an d fivetimes eu they shuffle sexual assault repeat humiliate and seee how pervert you are coifirmatio n i hate them idontlive by hate minors we must rescue but  the scums get offfffthe case andif wehave tohunt the scums for the authorities the authroties gotojailwithem they host em coverem anyw ay host em whenthey cant tax it a trickfailed then itnensified pedo tricks thisishowit works its  criminal government  authrotieis criminal authorities shuffling proxies guilty liable accomplice control usually maybe unbriefed fools that get shit into their head to mess w it an excuse sero tolerance with sexual  abuse sexual assault the authorities do thei r job and hunt thweir cockroaches and if we must theygotojailwith the scums they sat and let rapes poisosn rapes galore a rbitrary whattttheywant whowants cinema grocerystore chameber arbitrary rapoes rape inschool and cinema arbtirary rtape ******** rape allthtime manytiems deedtyped w e force them to huntheir cockroach german cockroaches thatthey are with the authroities or they gotojail  both withthe sc ums when wemust huntem an this we must do ***** ************ //// lawyers that is 90billion euro s fortune of earned tbhings with what icould ninety billion before like 67b illion do you wonder what scums would do when they think its vulnerable or get access with a trick  beit separating it away from that guy they dowaht they want with and act like its mysteriously created not from what thatguy coul d and did it is ninety billion a share of which wealth generated you donot make it vulnerable to anyone a matter of granted or not granted if a tric k works  or sth itis daytime court demanded ina mess where they quell immunisation and quzelled the case intothe daytimebubble inthe firstplace they shu ffle tricks like bum med s or braindamamged fool careers and its just your own fault that you mysteriou sly didnt pick a dayfool career while allrealdeal wouldnt matter this sh it you get off me and you get rational about what kinds of scums will a l w a y s try sth about the fortune if it seem s arbitrary separated away fromthat guy and thatguys performance systemic tr ickery to be g r a n t e d  maybe when he doestn rememeber or is incapacitat ed and allthese shits if he as dayfoolsomehow something they trashcan k illtrick and harm and hookertrick and degrade as if the fortune wouldnt be real and asif i daytime demanded my ufo or sth se riously. harden the fortune from bullshit systemic ornot bust separation tricks of fortune and thatguy performance of thatguy s eparatedaway and be rational about what scums will a l w a y s try sth that is ****** ******* 90billion from this very head of what icould and the yeffort braindam age and heartkill and bum meds and gurtslock andpathogens and tobe granted or not separation of fortune an d performance asif im a fool they put in a frozen tube and keepthemoney trick at best thefffff ff f f f f f f f ff f f f f f involve serious insurances an d reinsurers ifnecessary include atomic hardening serobullshits agaisnt fraudsystems and criminal gov ts and thanks forall *************** ///// wh at mom theme is the theme ididnt know moms or sth and ididntmind  itis agerman shitball about underdevel opment usually or perversions or sth asif you sense mom s or sth because thats what you surely want tha tkindof german ness //// lawyers because imminent danger and war is so severely bad enough i say no capital punishments whenever possible:! a l w a y s no capital punishment no deathpentalty scums go tojail cant be fun in ther e important is they understand they dodged capital punishment for real I a m Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophisti cation #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ [email protected] PHONE / FAX +49 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Pay. Support. Donnate. paypal.me/ChristianKiss //// xraybeam trick heartaimed //// 1634 repair? or leechery /// pathogen murderer gases 1518 batih above abovesdjancent or ci rucitboard. squeezetheockroach shifted from xraytrick before //// xray murderbeam beta highpowered orand transmutation 1500 1511 above aboveadjkacent k nows I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independe nt Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ [email protected] PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Support. Donnate. paypal.me/Chri stianKiss /// after which damage and degradation would #you! have said: "mma aayn adunno.. allthe beer and stuff and their fhaaantastic cars drivingby .. but youknow.. ikinda miss my g enitals..." for them it makes sense //// intelli gence genomes more from the mother  usually has also some implications of why it is as it is shewas m orelike lisa simpson and dodged studying inthe 70s because parent got ill and died then got hepatitis next year then met my dad with his heavymotor bike  another life spoiled (haha ) /// the glorious german careers with those stam ps visualise it /// it wouldbe epic justice if germans would try to pillgage the case but oneof their earlier damage tricks fucks em instead letalone any invention after which s taying harms it doesnt work both ways, einstein can be cooked to a fool but a fool cannot be einstein as extreme example //// this howthey are mustv e been obviosu other cases too ofreailtime botch things #failed #virginity #test #2001 .@law @harvard_law @ ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 @haaretzcom @snowden .@fisa @judge .@judge @judges  because the germans damage their civillians fairly arbitrarily and cover these with standard stigmas thisis how it really i s allalong ***** lets find the cover alibis like re tard stamps itis a stigma dyslectic me!! (nic kname schnellschreiber 3rd/felt abit artificial bllah) but dyslectic- it is ? a stigma ***** virginity ?! meh. unless its a stig ma  one shitball bites  the other but that doesnt keepem from right. th en. getting away with something damnthe factuality basis I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #B LOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ [email protected] PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Suppor t. Donnate. paypal.me/ChristianKiss /// demand a hook on abstracthumour abstract analysis fromfools they  dont getit toooousually /// backleg v to genital implant is hiughly heartkill relelvant makesure theresno damamge added so gutslock gutsu sdudue rmeotecontrolled the technology is masseldorn badenser whale landes verfassungsschutz //// squeeze lympahtic aimer 2310+-2 its like eastern se xdrug orso //// xraybeam heartaimedd leftchesta imed radar or beta transmutation allthetime as 20 pm 2020 2040 2245 allthetime //// store o nlinebanking 2100+-7 woa backleg heartkillrelelvant 2107 acesser squeeze a fter this mail: "whatis hkkaz,hkcaz,hkccs abbreviations inthe local bank accoun t wahtis fortune amount total" //// whic h fortune sums over which timeframes  make sure its notarstamped courtusable and when daytimedemanded daytime court demanded ig et damaged chav harmed all the time find xraybea mtrick 2040 20pm-2020pm //// authorites gotojail when wemust hunt pathogen murderer above for em letaloneif theauthroites grant em access or cause thekilltrick ///theyarenot co mpetent they shuffle scums that try sth. pathogen murderer above 1500 stuffhimthemix galore. allofit onsi te .  who was onthe case 12,000persons andthefinest another good indication for intel #sex #sexual #poten ce #balls #trick @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 .@world @world @all because itis intel itis which tric k works. batshitnuts? criminal? terrorist? pedo? fool? alljust adream nowhy wa s sth because itis intel which trick works has a l w a y s beenthegame isuspect people know  but thats not the case youmay count the shuffled harms priming (itis a chip bring all bananas: academic: wtf?!??why everyone throwing banaanas atme) framing (as the transvestite that he is, yousee he has long hair: you: theffffff?!?!???) woodbride (he sits alone inhis chamber and designs bride dresses for his great wedding day ahead. which may eventually occur s o m e d a y/ he hopes it increases his sexual potence if he adds allkinds of balls on it blah) smashwords.com/books/view/552210 /// howmany harms like guts and genitals and ass and facebone were from 2004 it was bad and experiment killit  but itwasnot these 5years intnsified killtr icks with shuffled any harm leecheries morbusmake  backlegheartdiease pois ons xrays mengeles  pathogens  lympahtic aimed tri cks gutssubdue dozens of headimacts nanofineduts obscure tricks like lifetime leech and fibrin leech andsuch  and interoxid austausch arsenide suffocate tr isk  itis constant try anything that it dies whichtrick thistime with plaus ible deniability I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – R aw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ Inquiry@Baby AWACS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? 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Donnate. payp al.me/ChristianKiss /// because itis intel itis which trick works. batshitn uts? criminal? terrorist? pedo? fool? alljust adream no why was sth because itis intel which trick wo rks has a l w a y s beenthegame isuspect people know  but thats not the ca se youmay count the shuffled harms priming (itis a chip bring all bananas: acad emic: wtf?!??why everyone throwing banaanas atme) framing (as the transvestite that he is, yousee he ha s long hair: you: theffffff?!?!???) woodbride (he s its alone inhis chamber and designs bride dresses for his great wedding day ahead. which may eventually o ccur s o m e d a y/ he hopes it increases his sexual potence if he adds allkinds of balls on it blah) s mashwords.com/books/view/552210 /// howmany harms like guts and genitals and ass and facebone were from 2004 it was bad and experiment killit  but itwasnot these 5years intnsified killtricks with shuffl ed any harm leecheries morbusmake  backlegheartdieas e poisons xrays mengeles  pathogens  lympahtic a imed tricks gutssubdue dozens of headimacts nanofi neduts obscure tricks like lifetime leech and fibrin leech andsuch  and inte roxid austausch arsenide suffocate trisk  itis con stant try anything that it dies whichtrick thistime with plausible deniability I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent So phistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ [email protected] PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? 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#name #without #face whois ortmaier, diebold andother nameswithout face as drugs andmixes as typed inte roxidaustausch behind earlympahtic poisons arsenit cyancali stichnin nanofinedusts andsuch ortmaier was or wouldbe about hightech tanks over a bridge ?!? in a theme //// t hegerman govt plujs timecontrol accomplice know fortune knowinventions quelleith er avert papertrail in allthemesses causethemessalla long shuffled proxies  effort years of govermnment things to cut down the victimised survivor ofthemess then externalities forced em tomeasure up against their own criminal agenda thenits goodcop badcop qu elling their proxies barely or barely enough abit for now yes? youre the pro s  howbad isit //// the earlmypahtic aimedpoisosn are arsenide cycan cali stichnin interoxidaustausch  cellsuffocaiton mur dertricks are as common as nanofinedust asbestos and other killtricks deedtyped the fix thatmadeit b a r e l y breathable imminent morning fix was hemolyt but after damamge suffocaiton nights damamge do ne allis bad its bad stuff allofit  this is us ually deed typed //// what does it damage? byth eme staged organfail gestuftes organversagen butisay its trombosis emboly dehydration murdertrick maybe ki dneys too windows aimed xray beam is car or frontbuidlign likely nazi radar or beta itis efforted mu rder tricks for months years deed typed ///// someofthemesses are inexplicable like minor mischief where pretend matters more with goodintent messing withourt learning effect against pretend but amplified reconfirmation that or total morons and hideous m urderers itis a constant effort on something that was not  with allthe dama mges shut down subdued it was not why shouldit letalone lympahtic+centerb acklow+ alibi  itsnotpossible itsnot measurable usually /// ican still b arely crap itis shutdown subdued centerbacklowdigestive system it normalises abit but tisnot as usually orbefore itis a murder kill trick murder grampy thisis the only trick they got awaywith  their a libi would be sthlike crapping 2times a day  is why they shut it down so its   germancured t r y i n g t o five times aday be hind earlymphatic +centerbakclow sithe poison usually rightnow maybe heartrlelevant resubdue again 0017 //// find daamage erasers earlier weeksmonths headimapcts damamges turnbackclocndamamges too fi xable? //// heavy betaray or radar again 2153 m urder trick with plausible deniability intel murder heart aimed headaimed leftchestaimed above abo veadjacent corner maybewidowaimed findit ///// xray beam murdertrickery whichtype abvoe above ajadancent knows //// xray beam killtrick heartai med whichdamamvge isit else lympahtic ear+hand aimed mix maybe nonhostile thistime above adjacent corner betaray? //// m ixes 1910+-3 is gaser and above is /// xraybeam trick killtirck heartaimed oncemore the civillian must find it out they thro w oneday bum lidokain atit and dammamge germancure operate the bloodvesssels so fearnot  use the chance what a nutbum itis to report whatthey harm allalong //// billionaire marriage quality until imademy own billions  then the sleaziest hooker bum onthe globe //// @norway @norw egia .@fisa .@norway @judge .@judge @judges @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 @haare tzcom @snowden example: itisntjust underdeveloped fools, itis (!)did never and (!)wouldhave never devel oped. and that in a world where intels control the population with cookingforehead arbitrarily literally w illynilly. letalone in a deeply sophisticated educated disciplined case cmon now youknow its one examp le of the most declinateable cases they shuffle stigmas they shuffle harms they shuffle proxies because itis  i n t e l  it is whihc trick works this time with all authorities as dependents under contr ol doing whatthey want with peasantry as civil population whhhyyyyy!!!!! r o b u s t o  AND creamy?! @norway @norwegia .@fisa .@norway @judge .@judge @ judges @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 @haaretzcom @snowden aha!!!! peanutbutter between nuts batshit nu ts! but… why?! the brand?! r o b u s t o  a n d cre amy that that that a dunno thatsgotta mean sth … right?… ********* without access mess average,median, and mean identificationtimeframes with a i. and by experience  ********* with access to the case:  ///// find xraybeamtrick allda ylikely beta or radar bythe way lawyers ofmine ******* ma ke sure germans cannot use doc-ification everagain with utmost severe consequences but for things they wait longer than three years threemonths three days younameit andforemost eachofthem signs under oath the  i  n  t e l terrors witnessed including whatthe civillian demystified and them   pokemon openmouth woa + wtf ********** trickery with docification as game for find sth youcan distort twistlater to justif y a shitball while allalong itis intel murder tha t is over orthey hang with the scums symbolically (notliterally) ///// tin itus from deceit trick allday whatisit this time momfool brainwashaway fof fortune mom theperverted doing moms itsalljsut a dream yourenot you tonaswinn ihave dismal transvetite emotions and want to be molested by horny germans because theyre so german and im so terribly not german what is it this t ime again //// ffind backleg tricks for boner implant remtoeocntroleld iti sntjsut biting hemmmorides itis buzzing installs tactically timed to what xray murder beam killtric k fromcockroach above aboveadjancent is priority ///// itis unusually mild since anhour or two whosnew usually its poison s damamges suffocations xraybeam terror find xraybeam killtrick fromabove a boveajdancent and window aimed otherwise miraclemild I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG h ttps://www.BabyAWACS.com/ [email protected] PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? 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Do nnate. paypal.me/ChristianKiss ///// gaser is li kely xray to terrorise or and frame something stuff them their mix galore chekc ifthey host a cockroa ch clown german  //// repalcedphone sucks whof ucktit bbombout xray murderer and disgust messer   16 07 as xraymurderer gaser beam messer 1550+-10 ///// replacedphone 1525 heartaimed 1526 /// 1524 pathogen murder relelvant? //// a piece of crud druged me drowsy agian 1515+-5 stuffemtheirown mix g a l o r e if cockroach german cockroach efforts imminent danger itis bad choice regre ttably itis effort cockroach dont touch the wall dont tocuhthat guy find sth else todo / //// medics those spikes are r e s t i n g h eartrates itis surprising that the fitnesstracker identifies heart on edge itis not howitis without damamged hbeart itdoesnt have even coffee or other things that could pushit up itis resting recovery and critical heartonedge allalong btw //// lawy ers make em sign or readoutloud this is the eigth year on edge of existence and its been a joy to see him struggle on 200amonth with billions on the accounts micromanaged from 67billions to 90billions recent ly but he court demanded access to his own fortune with intiative fromwithin the bubble and against no t a missed formality immunisation but agaisnt a quelled quelled immunisatio n keeping him that way  is intent yes and iti s a joy tosee how he struggles the eigth year on 200 amonth and yes we want to ta x his billions or someow chain it or sex it or somehow killit anything aslong as we can pillage it see? abit honesty  howlikely willthey admit the obvious //// oh please for thegermans its su icide whenyou cut 50bucks from foodmoney everymontbh not toget amalgam teethf ills they urgently rescue you from imminent starvation death the 8th year  than give you access to your own court demanded fortune  they imminently t ake away your rights that a german that quells any fucking ebay sale or booksale germancures you urgently they dont store mira cles of micromanagement cutting chowpennies topayoff bullshit idont even owe re altime they see  c on f u s i o n it just  mysteri ously somehow always adds up and somehow micromanages chowpennies for abit semis afe IT hardware and phone for s o m e t h i n g not too contract chain bonding  they are confused by c omplexmicromanaging but get a c c ce s ss s to damamge you to alzheimer granny because thats tthats how they lockaway the grannies inthis very shithole so whynot inthiscase too youknow em andifnot then thenby now today this veryday fortune access avertedby who 22pm-2208 shoudlveshown 15billion fortune a  sixth of my tot alfortune what didit show storeit notarstampit s owhat isaw publish it iput it asclose tomouthaspossible as on local bank once that efforted fraudit taxit as nutbum threeyears ago ///// store on linebanking 2200pm@+8 itshould show 15billion  a s ixth of my total fortune did it show sth realtime if so what //// disintegrated wall and tape matters checkfor xray tricks and calculateback the gray s for a l l l l cumulated  #suffocator #squeeze  #crayon #maccaroni #advice #right #ominuous #obscurity #is #a #conflict @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 @fisa @law @harvard_law @all @wor ld #crayonMaccaroniAdvice  unknow obscurity is a co nflict theme in intelccoma test helmet themes buildit around the issue * ***** a is it known then  b issue:  trait: yes or no? c issue: trait: instead? how ******** dont misuse it for bad the stateofmind point a to g  point a to h is criti cal inthis too smashwords.com/books/view/552210 I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independe nt Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ [email protected] PHO NE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? 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Donnate. paypal.me/Christian Kiss //// youdont freeze disobey teenagers into a tube because thbey wouldve b een executed fortheir deed you make sure its understood what happened  waht it will mean for him her what it f e e l s w h a t it l e a d s to and then learning ef fect then orientation person with routine away fr om the bad this //// btw fix heartonedge fromba cklegtricks  regenerate donot add oldwounds mengele mess checkalso finedust harms nano finedust what doesit dowith veinwall bloodsupply //// they mustve implied Sexuality in thei r assaults its inexplicable #lawyers .@law  @law .@laws .@harvard_law @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 @s nowden @haaretzcom separate it clearly that itis not sexuality but them imply that that thereisno friv olous gains but them imply that that even if some would fit preference, does not undo allthe assaults that are beyond good and evil that it iiiiis about them and that all knew that  * ****** the gain the benefit the what for was in something else than about that guy  letalone about sexuality ofthat guy ******* this.  is probably not separated clearly checkthat youre the pro s  /// dont get nuts over it, i ts not so complicated: because. it. is. intel. it.is .all about. which. trick. works. thistime. get furi ous about it  not nuts about it itis layer1 causing authorities with control accomplice rapedmolested damamged themselves whatt hey can  host layer2 cockroaches immunsied todowhat wish hope pretend youre th eir underhuman candowhattheywant with civillians usually willalways try sth . coordinated more orless or i nvited orhosted only as proxies dont get nuts about it get mad about it isuggest: a sero tolerance don t touch it. offthewalls. off the health. itdoesntmatter what youwant whatyoupretend what youtry donttouch it. if youre support coordinate with support your ideas are: /// what doyou do about 19years of microscopy while they shuf fled sexual asssault  then someone germancures your nuts to a smeary fatty or sth because they s u s p e c t something this. itisntjust shuffled sexual assault itisntjust deedtyped allalong iit is deedtyped after daytimecharging i t  repeatedly risking allmyrights and anything t o because thecausing authorities quell the charging and thefix  the fix is letmore and shuffle more sexual assault and try togive it an alibi nomatter how counterfactuall this. what is against this.  //// lawyers ofmine  ******** had one single tr ick worked unthinkable what wouldhappen next: disassemble this trick ie: because we declare him nuts we d ont compensate what we overtape allalong because he aeh molests little furry sexcat s and sex hedgehog s, we must not compensate what we damage rape and smear. this ********** had one trick worked unthinkable ////// # lawyers  law .@laws .@harvard_law @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 @snowden @haar etzcom what is the state ofmind of the charged government: when they just have to find a trick that puts yo u inyourplace a trick that you give up  atrick that resets your brain a trick that shows they dominate y ou and you must obey like youhave no choice  this is the stateofmind this itis idontcare whatthey fake idont care howthey goodcop badcop idontcare how they play sorry the yrenot this. is their stateofmind what do you do about it it explains a long long lattice of messes and dirty tricks furthermor e ////// #sexland #sex #land @all @world @gl obe @booking  .@law .@laws .@harvard_law @ap @reuter s @bbc_whys @france24 @snowden @haaretzcom youjustdont getit the german gov erment rapes thecivil population that is not im munised against  intel coma s wheres the news they porn the c r a p out of em they sell em as sexslave on intelcoma if they can they preplan their careerrs and setemup who exploits who first and benefits how they controlem like forehead braincooked fools like children like fools they hold as underhuman exploitable underhuman s that is the basis of it all when a civillian da ytime charged the basis oftheir security system: they did any harm they remotely had then used proxies then played good cop bad cop hunting them ebcause we forced em to and this is the basis ofthe case guilty liable causing criminal governments that dowhatthey want withthe civil population charged d aytime for staying damamges and coverup and hightheft using their security system as prison gig trick i s that clear now itis not a single case itisnot the german hookerofthe land itis one of 60million ab used civillians that charged the crap out of em for whatthey did here with the civil population for70years ////// btw2  get allthe clowns offmy priva cy  superprivacy i n t i m a c y  the scums meld their perverts onthe case and see if later daytiem anything is confirmation tothat thenits confirmed orsth jail asstoyer dicktoyermolester itis disgusti ng cockroaches that reinterpret on deeply intimate things after raping and pedo sexual assaulting nomatter how often idaytime chbarge it i am furious  abo ut it the cockroaches braindamamge forehead and suffocate the c r a po outof me and damamge erase me ihate em its legit to  and iam furious about it idaytime chargedit atleastfive times locally an d fivetimes eu they shuffle sexual assault repeat humiliate and seee how pervert you are coifirmatio n i hate them idontlive by hate minors we must rescue but  the scums get offfffthe case andif wehave tohunt the scums for the authorities the authroties gotojailwithem they host em coverem anyw ay host em whenthey cant tax it a trickfailed then itnensified pedo tricks thisishowit works its  criminal government  authrotieis criminal authorities shuffling proxies guilty liable accomplice control usually maybe unbriefed fools that get shit into their head to mess w it an excuse sero tolerance with sexual  abuse sexual assault the authorities do thei r job and hunt thweir cockroaches and if we must theygotojailwith the scums they sat and let rapes poisosn rapes galore a rbitrary whattttheywant whowants cinema grocerystore chameber arbitrary rapoes rape inschool and cinema arbtirary rtape ******** rape allthtime manytiems deedtyped w e force them to huntheir cockroach german cockroaches thatthey are with the authroities or they gotojail  both withthe sc ums when wemust huntem an this we must do ***** ************ //// lawyers that is 90billion euro s fortune of earned tbhings with what icould ninety billion before like 67b illion do you wonder what scums would do when they think its vulnerable or get access with a trick  beit separating it away from that guy they dowaht they want with and act like its mysteriously created not from what thatguy coul d and did it is ninety billion a share of which wealth generated you donot make it vulnerable to anyone a matter of granted or not granted if a tric k works  or sth itis daytime court demanded ina mess where they quell immunisation and quzelled the case intothe daytimebubble inthe firstplace they shu ffle tricks like bum med s or braindamamged fool careers and its just your own fault that you mysteriou sly didnt pick a dayfool career while allrealdeal wouldnt matter this sh it you get off me and you get rational about what kinds of scums will a l w a y s try sth about the fortune if it seem s arbitrary separated away fromthat guy and thatguys performance systemic tr ickery to be g r a n t e d  maybe when he doestn rememeber or is incapacitat ed and allthese shits if he as dayfoolsomehow something they trashcan k illtrick and harm and hookertrick and degrade as if the fortune wouldnt be real and asif i daytime demanded my ufo or sth se riously. harden the fortune from bullshit systemic ornot bust separation tricks of fortune and thatguy performance of thatguy s eparatedaway and be rational about what scums will a l w a y s try sth that is ****** ******* 90billion from this very head of what icould and the yeffort braindam age and heartkill and bum meds and gurtslock andpathogens and tobe granted or not separation of fortune an d performance asif im a fool they put in a frozen tube and keepthemoney trick at best thefffff ff f f f f f f f ff f f f f f involve serious insurances an d reinsurers ifnecessary include atomic hardening serobullshits agaisnt fraudsystems and criminal gov ts and thanks forall *************** ///// wh at mom theme is the theme ididnt know moms or sth and ididntmind  itis agerman shitball about underdevel opment usually or perversions or sth asif you sense mom s or sth because thats what you surely want tha tkindof german ness //// lawyers because imminent danger and war is so severely bad enough i say no capital punishments whenever possible:! a l w a y s no capital punishment no deathpentalty scums go tojail cant be fun in ther e important is they understand they dodged capital punishment for real I a m Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophisti cation #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ [email protected] PHONE / FAX +49 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Pay. Support. Donnate. paypal.me/ChristianKiss //// xraybeam trick heartaimed //// 1634 repair? or leechery /// pathogen murderer gases 1518 batih above abovesdjancent or ci rucitboard. squeezetheockroach shifted from xraytrick before //// xray murderbeam beta highpowered orand transmutation 1500 1511 above aboveadjkacent k nows I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independe nt Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ [email protected] PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Support. Donnate. paypal.me/Chri stianKiss /// after which damage and degradation would #you! have said: “mma aayn adunno.. allthe beer and stuff and their fhaaantastic cars drivingby .. but youknow.. ikinda miss my g enitals…” for them it makes sense //// intelli gence genomes more from the mother  usually has also some implications of why it is as it is shewas m orelike lisa simpson and dodged studying inthe 70s because parent got ill and died then got hepatitis next year then met my dad with his heavymotor bike  another life spoiled (haha ) /// the glorious german careers with those stam ps visualise it /// it wouldbe epic justice if germans would try to pillgage the case but oneof their earlier damage tricks fucks em instead letalone any invention after which s taying harms it doesnt work both ways, einstein can be cooked to a fool but a fool cannot be einstein as extreme example //// this howthey are mustv e been obviosu other cases too ofreailtime botch things #failed #virginity #test #2001 .@law @harvard_law @ ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 @haaretzcom @snowden .@fisa @judge .@judge @judges  because the germans damage their civillians fairly arbitrarily and cover these with standard stigmas thisis how it really i s allalong ***** lets find the cover alibis like re tard stamps itis a stigma dyslectic me!! (nic kname schnellschreiber 3rd/felt abit artificial bllah) but dyslectic- it is ? a stigma ***** virginity ?! meh. unless its a stig ma  one shitball bites  the other but that doesnt keepem from right. th en. getting away with something damnthe factuality basis I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #B LOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ [email protected] PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Suppor t. Donnate. paypal.me/ChristianKiss /// demand a hook on abstracthumour abstract analysis fromfools they  dont getit toooousually /// backleg v to genital implant is hiughly heartkill relelvant makesure theresno damamge added so gutslock gutsu sdudue rmeotecontrolled the technology is masseldorn badenser whale landes verfassungsschutz //// squeeze lympahtic aimer 2310+-2 its like eastern se xdrug orso //// xraybeam heartaimedd leftchesta imed radar or beta transmutation allthetime as 20 pm 2020 2040 2245 allthetime //// store o nlinebanking 2100+-7 woa backleg heartkillrelelvant 2107 acesser squeeze a fter this mail: “whatis hkkaz,hkcaz,hkccs abbreviations inthe local bank accoun t wahtis fortune amount total” //// whic h fortune sums over which timeframes  make sure its notarstamped courtusable and when daytimedemanded daytime court demanded ig et damaged chav harmed all the time find xraybea mtrick 2040 20pm-2020pm //// authorites gotojail when wemust hunt pathogen murderer above for em letaloneif theauthroites grant em access or cause thekilltrick ///theyarenot co mpetent they shuffle scums that try sth. pathogen murderer above 1500 stuffhimthemix galore. allofit onsi te .  who was onthe case 12,000persons andthefinest another good indication for intel #sex #sexual #poten ce #balls #trick @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @france24 .@world @world @all because itis intel itis which tric k works. batshitnuts? criminal? terrorist? pedo? fool? alljust adream nowhy wa s sth because itis intel which trick works has a l w a y s beenthegame isuspect people know  but thats not the case youmay count the shuffled harms priming (itis a chip bring all bananas: academic: wtf?!??why everyone throwing banaanas atme) framing (as the transvestite that he is, yousee he has long hair: you: theffffff?!?!???) woodbride (he sits alone inhis chamber and designs bride dresses for his great wedding day ahead. which may eventually occur s o m e d a y/ he hopes it increases his sexual potence if he adds allkinds of balls on it blah) smashwords.com/books/view/552210 /// howmany harms like guts and genitals and ass and facebone were from 2004 it was bad and experiment killit  but itwasnot these 5years intnsified killtr icks with shuffled any harm leecheries morbusmake  backlegheartdiease pois ons xrays mengeles  pathogens  lympahtic aimed tri cks gutssubdue dozens of headimacts nanofineduts obscure tricks like lifetime leech and fibrin leech andsuch  and interoxid austausch arsenide suffocate tr isk  itis constant try anything that it dies whichtrick thistime with plaus ible deniability I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – R aw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ Inquiry@Baby AWACS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? 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ortmaier was or wouldbe about hightech tanks over a bridge ?!? in a theme
//// thegerman govt plujs timecontrol accomplice know fortune knowinventions quelleither avert papertrail in allthemesses
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Saw The Rise of Skywalker, and I have thoughts about it.
Honestly? I didn't hate it. In fact, I'm kind of embracing it purely for the absolute disaster that it is. There were a few things that were bad enough to actually take away from my enjoyment of the movie, but overall, it wasn't as bad as I was expecting it to be. I think it helped that I watched Revenge of the Sith the night before seeing it. ROTS is a mess, but it’s a fun mess, and TROS isn’t all that different.
So with that said, I guess I'll start by talking about the stuff I liked:
Sheev Palpatine is an absolute delight in this movie. His addition to this story is so blatantly thoughtless and embarrassingly shoehorned, but every one of his scenes was just a joy to watch. I spent every second of his screentime trying not to laugh out loud in the theater. His scenes completely took me out of the third act's otherwise grim tone, and I'm so grateful for that because it made everything—including the forced r*ylo kiss—look like a total joke. I was dreading that moment, but once it happened, it was not only bearable, but completely forgettable thanks to Sheev Palpatine being extra as all hell. What a fucking hero. I'm sorry, I just... I genuinely cannot get upset about the asspull that is this character's presence in IX, lmao. I know he was only thrown in because Snoke was killed in VIII and the obligatory #Bendemption would mean forfeiting Kylo as the main villain, and we needed SOMEONE for Rey to fight. It was the result of inexcusably poor writing and planning, I get that. But Sheev truly took this movie from mediocre to so-bad-it's-good territory, and God bless him for it.
Finn remains my fav, but TLJ didn’t leave him with much to do in TROS. And his TLJ arc wasn’t bad, exactly, but it definitely could’ve been better. There was nothing about his Force sensitivity, nothing about his family, nothing about him being an ex-stormtrooper who could inspire more to turn against the First Order (something that could've developed very naturally from his conversations with Rose). You probably could’ve given that arc to any other character because so little about it was unique to Finn. But I think TROS did okay with how it continued that (generic) arc. Finn's actively working for the Resistance and even takes on a leadership role near the end. I kept waiting for there to be something alluding to his past as a stormtrooper aside from a couple of throwaway lines, and I was convinced that nothing would really come of that, but no! He ends up meeting another ex-stormtrooper named Jannah, and they have this nice conversation where Finn learns that there are a lot of other stormtroopers who defected. And... it almost seems like Jannah's already had the character arc that I wanted Finn to get, lmao. Like she's already in this little band of ex-stormtroopers helping the Resistance fight the First Order. I wish we learned more about her and her allies (like does Jannah help other stormtroopers escape? Maybe she purposefully traps them and then tries to help them deprogram themselves?). I'd totally be down for a Jannah spin-off series, tbh. But anyway, Finn doesn't have much of an arc in this movie; it's more like TROS just caps off his arcs from TFA and TLJ with him becoming a Resistance general and fully trusting in the Force (because Force-sensitive Finn is CANON 🎉🎉🎉). Again, it could’ve been better, but for what TLJ left him with, it’s fine.
I loved seeing Finn, Rey, and Poe work together. They have a great dynamic, with Rey and Poe always butting heads about the ship or BB-8 or who's leading the mission, and Finn tries to be the peacemaker between them. I loved their reunion hug at the end, too. But there is this odd running gag where Finn wants to tell Rey something when they all think they’re about to die, but doesn't want to say it in front of Poe later, and it just really sticks in Poe's craw. And we never even find out what Finn wanted to say. I mean, I like to think Finn was going to tell Rey that he loved her, but that's just me. 👀
Rey's character arc definitely has some problems, but there was also lot of stuff I liked. It was interesting to see her grapple with the reveal that she was a Palpatine and start to fear her own power and purpose. There's this great scene where she tells Finn that no one really understands her, and you know how afraid she is of what she could become, but it also hurts Finn to hear her say that. She eventually tries to isolate herself completely by running away to Luke's sad seagull island, but Luke's Force Ghost shows up and gives her this little pep talk that wouldn't ring so hollow if, y'know, TLJ had actually bothered to develop their relationship beyond Luke being afraid of her, but whatever. I also liked seeing her opt to heal the sandworm blocking the cavern's exit rather than kill it. She has this very natural chemistry with Finn and Poe through their treasure hunt. I also loved her interactions with Leia and their master/apprentice relationship.
Rose unfortunately has very little to do in this movie, but she does have a couple of nice moments with Finn that I really liked. One was when she says that something will happen if Finn & co. succeed in their mission, and he corrects her with “when.” I just thought it was sweet that her faith in the rebellion rubbed off on him, to the point that he uses it to encourage her, too. The other moment is near the end when she tells Finn they need to retreat, and then she hesitates when he says he’s staying behind. But instead of trying to stop him like in TLJ, she accepts his choice.
I can’t lie: seeing OT-era Luke and Leia spar with lightsabers got me. I’ve always loved their relationship, and I’m glad we got to see it in a flashback.
Call me petty, but I find it very satisfying that at no point in this entire trilogy does Anakin make any effort to contact Kylo. Not to advise him, admonish him, soothe him, or anything despite Kylo borderline praying to the guy at different points in this story. But once Rey starts faltering against Palpatine? Anakin finally wakes his Force Ghost ass up long enough to yell some encouragement to her. That is hilarious. Also, all the jedi calling out to Rey was just a great moment, period.
Hux's death is such a non-event, lmfao. He's outed as the mole, gets shot in the chest, and that's it. He's gone for the rest of the movie. It’s such a fitting ending for a character like him.
Kylo’s turn to the Light is... bad, but there is a nice bit of dialogue between him and his vision of Han where they echo their last conversation in TFA. I did like that.
I liked Zorii, and that she immediately takes a liking to Rey when they meet, lol.
I missed like half the shit going on in the post-battle celebration scene because I was watching the background for that one instance of two fourth-tier female characters kissing. Cheers, Jeffrey. 🎉
Rey choosing to carry on the Skywalker name was nice. Again, it would’ve meant more if she and Luke had had a better relationship in TLJ (and given how much closer she is to Leia, Rey Organa would’ve made more sense), but whatever, I’ll take it.
As for the stuff I didn’t like:
I think most of my gripes with this movie start with the #Bendemption that happens around the halfway point, so... I’ll just start with that. So Rey and Kylo are fighting on the ruins of the Death Star, Kylo starts gaining the upper hand, and Leia senses that her time has come to... help Rey? “Save” her son? I’m not sure, but whatever it is, she uses the Force to call out to Ben and distract him so that Rey can kill him, and it costs Leia her life. I’m actually okay with this little plot point because the way it’s framed makes it look like Leia sacrificed herself for Rey’s sake, not Kylo’s. I’m not sure if that was the intention, but that’s how it read to me. But then, Rey heals Kylo because... ???? I dunno, I guess the plot needs her to. And with that, I feel like we’re right back in TLJ, where Rey just does shit for the sake of Kylo’s character arc, her own thoughts/feelings/motivations be damned. There is a moment where she and Kylo are just sitting there taking in the shock of Leia’s death, and maybe if Kylo was shown to have some significant relationship with his mother (aside from opting not to kill her that one time), the scene would’ve had some emotional weight to it, but he wasn’t, so it doesn’t.
Kylo Ren is just a waste of a villain, honestly. TFA presents him as this petulant, overgrown child, and if it weren't for the fact that he's extremely powerful, most people would just laugh him off. He throws temper tantrums, wears that stupid mask in attempt to look more intimidating, Rey tells him to his face that he's just a pathetic Vader fanboy, Hux can barely keep himself from rolling his eyes when he's in the room. No one would take this clown seriously if their lives didn't depend on it, and this is a fact that he is clearly aware of, as evidenced by every instance of him doing something over-the-top evil whenever he feels the ~call to the Light a.k.a. whenever he feels weak.  I liked having that sort of villain in this trilogy, and honestly, you could keep all that and still have him helping the good guys in the end; he’d just need a compelling reason to switch sides, and TROS just doesn’t give him one. None of these movies did. There’s no moment of clarity for him about power and the Dark Side. His main motivation of “finishing what [Anakin] started” is never even brought up. Kylo just becomes Ben after Rey runs off, and that’s it. He’s Good now because the plot needs him to be.
The Knights of Ren sure were..... there.
Like I said above, the r*ylo kiss is nothing. Yes, it’s garbage that a male character can spend multiple movies killing and hurting a female character’s friends, torturing her, invading her privacy, yelling at her that she’s worthless outside her relationship to him, and still get to snog her in the end. But in the midst of all the coocoo clown shit going on in the third act of this movie, that moment barely pings my radar. And I’m sorry, but I have to complain about this again: Why couldn’t Rey have just been one of Luke’s students that survived the Jedi School massacre? That way, she’d have an actual relationship with pre-Kylo Ben and therefore a reason to believe he could change back. They could’ve been close, like family, which could’ve made for an interesting parallel to their Force bond in that it’s an undeniable connection they have that Rey doesn’t want. You could then have Rey decide to use their pre-established relationship against him, and it would’ve made her decision to go to him in TLJ a lot more understandable. It would’ve made her calling him “Ben” at the end of TROS have some actual weight to it because in this scenario, she actually knew him as Ben.  But no, I guess their forced connection in TLJ (which was contrived by Snoke, just for the record) is all the convincing Rey needs. Yeah, okay. I don’t know. TROS just makes it so apparent to me that Rey was originally intended to be a Skywalker, and they just threw in the Rey Palpatine twist because it’s 2019, and if your audience can follow the clues you set out for a plot development and draw logical conclusions, that means it’s predictable and therefore Bad.
Sheev Palpatine is a right dumbass. If he’d just shut up and let Rey kill him, he would’ve gotten what he wanted, but no! He had to explain to her his entire stupid plan, thereby giving her a very compelling reason NOT to kill him. And you know what, he did the same thing to Luke and Vader in Return of the Jedi. Luke attacked Vader and almost had him when Sheev cut in just to be like “YESSSS, DEWIT, KILL HIM.” And then Luke pulled back! Just let the heroes play into your hands, Sheev, fuck!!!!
TL;DR version: It’s... definitely a mess, but it’s not irredeemable. I think it’s worth watching just for the main trio’s moments and Sheev Palpatine hamming it up. I did think there were a lot of would-be emotional moments that just felt totally unearned (like Luke’s Force Ghost, Kylo’s vision of Han, Rey saying “Ben”), but there were others that were very effective (like the trio hug at the end, Finn sensing Rey’s death, Poe thinking about having to lead without Leia).
I think I liked it a little more than TLJ (which I didn’t hate, just found it very whelming), but TFA’s definitely going to stay my fav.
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