#i never shut the fuck up

[bakubunny]

I gotta ask since I just know you got opinions on Emet but feel free to pass- opinions on your ffxiv favs? ¬‿¬

zaz 😭😭 i have *checks notes* a metric fuckton of thoughts on emet-selch in general, and i’m surprised anyone was interested enough to mention him. he’s my first and most favorite, and he holds a deeply rooted, special place in my little wh[arrior?] heart…. but i’ll also include some other ffxiv faves because you asked.

(i’m assuming we’re still discussing overly specific “what does their dick look like” hcs, if not i’ll retreat into myself and delete this so fast. 🫣)

emet-selch / hades

size is 8” and 6.25” girth.

straight, even girth, probably cut, not veiny, heavy breeder balls. (shocking given the last three rounds of bnha hcs, i know.) he’s got a thick softie that hangs and it’s the prettiest.

he’s got the nicest looking dick of them all specifically because he’s my favorite…. he’s an ascian who can subtly change his body however he wants. why would he not have a pretty dick? he’s way too self absorbed not to have thought about it in great detail after thousands of years.

i know ffxiv body models rarely have body hair, but he’s another one whose happy trail starts high. he generally keep things trimmed and well maintained because it’s just the snap of a finger to do anything.

g’raha tia (post ew)

size is a little under 7” and a little less than 6” girth.

upward curve, cut, some veins, his balls match his size.

small but v pretty, soft, red happy trail. he trims the rest for comfort.

this man has his nose so buried in books much that he hardly thinks about kissing (unless it’s sweetly kissing wol), let alone sex. however, he has the body of a twenty something, and gets hard/leaky way more often than he would like. why do you think he’s so easily flustered?

estinien varlineau

size is 6.5” and 6.5” girth.

cut, slight curve to one side, some veins, heavy balls.

some body hair he keeps trimmed, but he’s elezen and my hc is that they don’t typically have a ton of body hair anyways.

so (mild spoilers on this one) you know how there are indications that there were some permanent changes to estinien after everything happened with nidhogg? my favorite (def inaccurate) hc is that there were permanent physical changes to his body as well… including his dick. generally it’s the same but slightly less humanoid; he’s got ridges on the underside now. before ew patch content i would have said he’s also got scales scattered across one shoulder.

bonus hc: zenos yae galvus

see emet-selch. they’re similar but not exactly the same in size and shape, etc. like (great-grand)father, like (great-grand)son, i guess?

zenos, despite being obsessed with you/wol, typically doesn’t give a rip about sex or your preferences. either he’s clean shaven or wild & free. neither of those are because he’s thinking of you. what you find is a toss up. if you want him cleaned up, you’re the one who’s probably going to have to do it.

he’s into blood & knife play (probably). there’s a few reasons i don’t write him, and this is one of them.

#look i know this is a bunch of hcs for shits and giggles but #i’ve missed talking abt ffxiv characters quite a bit #i need sedating #i never shut the fuck up #make it stop #this is actually a little more embarrassing to admit than bnha bc the FFXIV fanbase feels less…whoreish? feral? unhinged? but i digress #ffxiv #ffxiv smut #x reader #x wol #ffxiv x reader #emet-selch #g’raha tia #estinien varlineau #zenos yae galvus #smut #smut hcs #emet selch

[atimodeus]

y'all asked me for that Katsuki / anger essay and now this fuckin' thing is like 10 pages long.

i told y'all i like to yap.

#bakudeku #writeblr #essay writing #essayist #mha bkdk #katsuki bakugou #it's not done yet either #this thing is going to be entirely too long #i don't know the meaning of concision #i never shut the fuck up

[apocalyptichearts]

struggling to express myself verbally and having been the quiet kid growing up 🤝 never shutting up online

#i’m so sorry to anyone who follows me or stumbles across my blog #i never shut the fuck up #i have YEARS worth of shit to say #quiet kid

[ickmick]

today's prompt was hermit with a background... what, like a PhD? /j

scar and grian definitely ask too often to see it, I can feel how annoyed doc gets

you absolutely will see this drawing again tomorrow in my weekly inktober dump... but I couldnt help but laugh at how dumb my initial thought was...(actually ended up in week threes post!)

in my defense, its currently 1am and im freezing in my little attic/bedroom XD

also, im proud of myself for trying to properly draw a Big Man, because I'm usually really bad about references and such!

bonus crappy progress photo I showed some friends because his expression is priceless at this stage lmaooo

look at that tired annoyance ✨

#hermitblr #hermitcraft #ickymicky #inktober #hermittober #docmc77 #thats his user #right?? #hopefully... #hes so very annoyed #but theyre his friends so he holds them dearly still #Big Man #hes got shoulders and everything #i never know how to tag my art #i never shut the fuck up #now THATS a tag lmao

[bunbunism]

if you notice any lines missing or spots where I missed color NO YOU DIDN'T

and the next following month I will be spamming joy and cheer bc I'm actually santa (it's funny I don't celebrate)

#splatoon #squidmas #splatoon marina #splatoon pearl #pearlina #gay people #are real #shocked face #splatoon 2 #whomp whomp #iloveyapping #i never shut the fuck up #Spotify

[vendymachinery]

im normal about coinpin. im sooooo normal i get called normalaboutcoinpinnormalton.

if you randomly saw me in public, you would think i dont care about coinpin at all. 100%. i dont even like coinpin that mu

#i never shut the fuck up #not my art #i just put the images together #bfdi #bfdia #bfb #im not tagging every season LMAO #coinpin

[finalgirlmoment]

2000 posts motherfuckers

#2000 posts #tumblr milestone #i never shut the fuck up #!!!! #thanks for listening

[millipede-menace]

“I hate that they made her the stereotypical curvy cat girl with a tiny hourglass waist and tiny hands and feet” Don’t take this the wrong way but you did pretty much that with your Kitsune redesign. She looks very thin with a curvy waist when in the show she is short and stocky…

a- . . . yeah I guess I did, It wasn't my intention lol. Again, the main reason I don't like chizu's model is cause she's a teenager. (at least I assume) If she were older, I wouldn’t care and it would just be the millionth curvy cat character. We see it in the concept art that her curves weren't a defining feature so the fact that they MADE it a defining feature in a kids show, is weird to me, if that makes sense.

As for Kistune, I don't like her design either lol. I did use the show as a ref but I did want to make her a little taller like the comics, also cause she's older. (legit just me being delulu and telling myself I can still grow taller T-T)

I originally I drew her to have a more muscular build, kinda Ranma-ish. (I was trying to go for a more boxer body type cause other than Usagi, I think Kitsune is def bloodthirsty lol (I lost the og sketch, but here’s a quick doodle) , but I REALLY wanted loose/flowy clothes more, so it basically covered everything and she looks like a twig ;-; She would look way different if I really wanted her to have a snatched waist, It's just a fail of execution on my part really. I definitely intend to change her fit and draw her more buff, I just need to practice drawing muscles more. It is hard :')

And Feel free to verbally obliterate me lol, I can take it coach! >:0 Its good to get an outside opinion and to know what to keep in mind when drawing and designing stuff. And sorry this was also long, I just never shut up lol

#i never shut the fuck up #frfr

[bare1ythere]

You know a character has really hit their gender out of the park when they're popularly hced as transmasc AND transfemme

#shut up me #This is not a unique thought I know Im just thinking about shuichi saihara #re: the icon change #I know I JUST changed it to mugi. but decided i actually wasnt feeling it #edit: adding the tags from my recent reblog of this in case anyone checks #I love that tumblr's edit function allows me to do this without fucking up 99% of the reblogs of this post #anyways to people in the tags saying ''just say link'' NO! #ITS NOT LINK IT WAS NEVER ABOUT LINK #(IT WAS KIND OF ABOUT LINK BUT MOSTLY NOT)

[confettikitty-23]

Hi!! I'm Snowy :3 (or Confetti- whichever works!)

I'm an artist who mostly uses Instagram but I'll occasionally post here. I really like Pokemon (hyperfixaiting for my whole life) and Omori.

My pronouns are she/they (they pref. but idm either) and I'm bisexual, genderdoe and I use xenogenders!!

I have way too many self inserts/fursonas, at least 13 at this point

I am a minor so don't be weird!! TERFS, Pro/comshippers, JK Rowling supporters, Alfreds playhouse fans, general DNI list DO NOT INTERACT!! Harry Potter fans are fine as long as you aren't "wow JK Rowling my favorite 😘😘 what a great person" also if you make the Vaporeon joke (the sexual one) fuck off

I'm a Basil and Sunny kinnie (LOUD SIGH FROM THE NON EXISTENT CROWD) If you hate either of them the door is over there 👉 if I don't respond to texts I swear I have nothing against you, I just have really bad anxiety + I forget to respond to things

My favorite Pokemon are Absol, Lycanroc, Umbreon, Vaporeon, Leafeon, Sylveon, Zacian-Crowned, Sprigatito, Floragato, Meowscarada, Samurott, Torracat and lots more but those are the main ones :3

#lgbtqia #pokemon #omori #xenogender #introduction #intro post #introductory post #queer #absol #🐈‍⬛ ~ coining genders!! #for well. coining xenos #🐈‍⬛ ~ art!! #let me guess- art? #🐈‍⬛ ~ animation!! #for animation #🐈‍⬛ ~ ranting!! #i never shut the fuck up #🐈‍⬛ ~ hyperfixation!! #MY BABIES!!! <3 #🐈‍⬛ ~ random!! #for literally anything else that doesn't have a specific category #stuff like wallpaper reposts #🐈‍⬛ ~ gender!! #for xenos and shit #🐈‍⬛ ~ chatting!! #🐈‍⬛ ~ writing!!

[little-star-bun]

I wish I had more emoji anons but at the same time I talk to too many people already

#I never shut the fuck up #I can't help it #Conversating is so much funsies #bun's thoughts

[whollyjoly]

i want the whole SEASON of bucktommy

i want buck being wooed - flowers and being taken out and a little protective hand on the small of his back

i want to hear all the soft ways tommy can say evan and the look on buck's face when he does

i want to see them at tommy's karaoke trivia place because holy shit buck would love it (and didnt oliver say that we're getting buck singing this season cause uhhhhh)

i love that this is such a fling, such a happy thing for buck - he is finally feeling that puzzle piece click into place and it is freeing

and i cant wait to see all the small ways we see that play out!!!

let buck be happy challenge 2k24!!!!

#i'll never shut up about this i fear #i am just SO happy to see a happy bi!buck exploring what his feelings mean!! #just getting to be!! and grow!! and flirt and have FUN!!! #god that euphoria when you realize that its okay that you dont have to choose you can just *be* #its so fucking real and i cant believe i get to see it through the eyes of my favorite character #is this?? real life?? #fuck me up man #otp: better ways to get your attention #bucktommy #kinkley #tuck #? #evan buckley #tommy kinard #911 spoilers #911 abc #911 on abc #im just so fucking shook i cant believe it #its REAL #em speaks #mine

[lovelyheartclover]

THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE THIS VALENTINES DAY I WANT A FREE PALESTINE

#Clover's text #free palestine #ceasefire #cease fire now #free gaza #eyes on rafah #end the genocide #israel is a war criminal #this is genocide #israel is an apartheid state #israel is a terrorist state #fuck israel #valentines day #dont stop talking about palestine #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #palestinian journalists #justice for palestine #palestine #i will never shut up about this #no matter how painful it may be #save rafah #rafah #boycott israel

[hyukqi]

size training with soobin !!! 😵‍💫

(lawd help me im lightheaded just by imagining it)

soobin lying back against the headboard with one hand brushing his messy hair back and the other with a loose grip on your waist. sweat dripping down his forehead while he has an cocky smile across his face scanning your body up and down as you straddle his hips. whimpering quietly “b-bin…” while he coos softly “shhh.. come on pretty girl, you can take it, can you?” >_<

lifting your hips to align his cockhead with your sopping entrance, feeling overwhelmed with his intimidating demeanor that turns you oh so subby for him !!! gasping with short “ah”s and “hnn..!!”s while you sink down on him feeling his thick, long, girthy cock scrape your insides… he’s too big you can barely take his tip in!!

“too much…” with sobs pouring from your mouth and tears pooling in your eyes before they drip onto his toned body. “so good for me baby… it can fit ‘m promise, tight pussy ‘s sucking on it so well…” soobin murmurs enamored by how fucking hot you look forcing your pretty pussy down his massive cock. god he’s so soft with you but at the same time you want to wipe off his stupid smirk that revels in your desperation.

going so dumb on his cock shuddering once you sink down completely, moaning loudly at his girth rubbing against your gummy walls and tip resting right against that one bundle of nerves <33 god you might as well see his bulge protruding your stomach. “fuck… good girl… my good girl.. so small and tiny” lips pressed against your neck, behind your ear, and trailing to your jaw..

hah… he’s such a boob guy so soobin would definitely massage your breasts mouthing at your nipples while you ride him !! sloppily rutting against him and lifting your hips just to slam down on his huge cock leaving you both in shambles but only one grows increasingly desperate “nnnghh~~!! b-bin… soobin… p-please just ah!” soobin softly biting your nipples with his hands guiding you down and him thrusting upward at the same time making you arch back in sweet pleasure @_@

what a stupid baby you are… babbling incoherent whines and moans while he puts in all the effort into molding you into his personal cocksleeve. so so dumb for him and his big cock that you end up cumming too quickly with your juices gushing out from under, coating him with your sticky mess <333 and if you thought you were done, you are so wrong !!!

“came so fast already.. you can give me another, mm?” soobin suddenly pushing you down and hovering over with your legs hooked on his shoulders. sounds of skin smacking fill up the entire room while he deliciously ruts his dick against your pussy with eyes closed to concentrate on fucking his girlfriend dumb.

he still has yet to cum too yknow?

#soobin smut #txt imagines #txt post #txt smut #size k!nk #size difference #size training #soobin big dick #i just know soobin has a big dick #i will never shut up about big dick soobin #6 ft tall handsome man fucking you stupid what’s there not to love #i need his dick so bad #i want soobin’s dick SO FUCKING BAD

[vendymachinery]

rocky after speaking his first line in over a decade and immediately getting launched into the stratosphere

#i never shut the fuck up #bfdia 6 spoilers #bfdia #bfdi #i dont have any reason to post this i just wanted to show you guys an image of no way

[p4nishers]

"I'm a little bemused as to why crowley would risk destruction for you, you don't seem his type at all" that was. actually a thing they said. like that's a thing that was written in the script and said by an actor on good omens. then michael sheen had the absolute AUDACITY to raise his eyebrows like a fucking bitch who knows exactly what's crowley's type and that it's only ever been him. like!!! this is too gay even for me holy shit

#nothing is too gay for me at all but that fucking scene is so unreal to me like its just so fucking cunty and fucking like shit like this #happens in basically EVERY cishet movie/series but never in queer ones and i am going INSANE good this show #i cant shut up abt how much i love it and i wont #good omens #good omens s2 #azicrow #crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale #go s2 #ineffable spouses