#i see yall jokes!!!

[adriles]

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

#book 24 #the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this #greatest hits #all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way #and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs #a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls #not exactly war crimes but Ok #sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys #can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird…. #if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head #please be normal #will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny

[chloesimaginationthings]

How Michael’s interview with Phone dude went in FNAF 3

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #michael afton #phone dude #fazbear frights #fnaf 3 #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #HOLY shit phone dude mentioned…. #I just want yall to know his design was inspired off of Shaggy from scooby doo #I should make some character sheets sometime pff #I ALSO hope yall like his design 💚 #like I’m joking with the comic BUT ALSO LIKE.. maybe not #seeing phone dude was seemingly okay with William’s corpse in springtrap #maybe he wouldn’t blink an eye at Michael showing up #Michael got lucky that phone dude is so chill #he could question it but he just wants the job so better to leave it #IDK IF I’ll draw more phone dude but if yall like him.. we’ll see 💚💚

[vacantgodling]

ngl i get that people hype up hating writing for the bit but like. idk. yall i Do actually really like writing. it is so satisfying and fun and rewarding and i get to look back what i made over and over again and get joy every single time.

yes writing is hard but if you hate it more than you love it im kinda like. idk. find another hobby?

#also the planning parts and the daydreaming is part of the process so idk #yall it is getting exhausting seeing all the quirky see how little i’m writing shit #like what if for once i am writing and im having a grand time!! #what if not being able to write isn’t a fun joke it is honestly detrimental to my brain!!! #what if writing has been my friend when i never had any and it is the love of my life and love language and i love actually doing it perhap #talking #ren hot cakes

[apopcornkernel]

i see some confusion on tumblr as well, so let's clear up the issue of Gaming's name

嘉明 gaa1 ming4

sample via twitter user @/lilysqingxin

pronounced like gah-ming

expert mode: gah (high nasal) ming (downward)

NO it's not the english word “gaming”

this is Cantonese, not Mandarin (which would be pronounced Jiaming)

it's romanized as Gaming and not Ga Ming because that’s how Genshin romanizes given names

most of the chinese speakers i’ve personally seen, both cantonese and non-cantonese, are leaning towards hyphenation: Ga-ming

but yeah, that’s it!! welcome gaming we’re so happy to have you 🥹

#he's my baby cousin so if any of you make a gaming joke it's on SIGHT. #genshin impact #gaming #ga ming #genshin gaming #genshin ga ming #what tags are yall using. i just want people to see this so that people will be better informed #poppy speaks #ga-ming #oh. hey 1k #hit tweet follow me #genshinposting

[alta1312]

I find it funny how there's literally no reason at all to draw moon with sharp teeth, and yet the whole dca fandom decided... yup... sharp teeth it is.

These bitches literally have the same body, don't be a pussy, give Sun sharp teeth, too

#dca fandom #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #fnaf daycare attendant #jokes aside i love every design yall create of them #and i totally did not write it because i wanna see more sun with sharp teeth.... nooo....

[milkyb4t]

#i will do a series of bg3 x mlp #:p #do yall see my vision #halsin #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my little pony #fluttershy #mlp #fanart #dnd #dungens and dragons #i think this is one of my best recent drawings #no joke #astarion x reader #gale dekarios

[shyravenns]

Interactive strip game for Twitter because I think alejandro deserves to be the one in lingerie for a change 😤😤😤

#this does not apply here lmao #alejandro vargas #cod alejandro #call of duty mwfii #myart #digital art #if this flops then yall will never see me again #im joking #or am i

[whaliiwatching]

a taste of hannibal, a touch of megamind, a shot of venom (pours the whole damn bottle)

i love venom (2018) a lot, it’s my go-to movie when i’m bored or sad, i have seen it many many times. i saw it again a week or so ago with a bud and finally had the opportunity to pen down this lovely au i’ve been thinkin bout

i’ve got a much more fleshed out sketch of how this au plays out. not sure if i’ll write it yet

anyway some bullet points

noir (called, ofc, noir) arrives on earth-138 in the 1920s. his first host is robbie and they basically go through the venom movie, where noir slowly learns to love earth and humanity and all that jazz. up until the 50s or so they’re an investigative reporter and occasionally a scary vigilante superhero!

when robbie is killed (not ewaf style. i forbid it), it fucking devastates noir and he host-hops for a bit, doing fun anarchy things to keep up robbie’s legacy but also losing a few morals here and there. he can do a little murder and eat nazis as a treat

the symbiotes arrive en masse and osborn infects humans with them to turn into his fascist riot police army

through vampire-hunting-esque shenanigans, hobie and noir meet, and strike up a tenuous truce to fight the government. hobie does not like him at first, but noir very much does ;)

cue a slow burn gothic romance between a freedom fighter and a devoted monster <3

#spider man: across the spider verse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #theyre not spiderpeople in this au lol #the issue is i can write horror but i cant draw it lhkjdsf #which is why the Funnies #and the goddamn megamind scene. which somehow perfectly fits #see the fun part about it is that noir has to always be connected to hobie in order to survive #so we have Monster Who is Recklessly Devoted to Host and Host Who is Not Into This #noir’s hat and general look come from his assimilation to humanity over the last fifty or so years. hes not like other symbiotes #hes quirky. he wears a fedora. you ever seen him without that stupid hat on that’s WEIRD #two stupid old jokes in one! i like it #anyway yeah monster noir for the win #thanks discord! yall made me rework this entirely just to make it more fucked up horror <3

[phoenix-creates]

The current MK Fandom in a nutshell:

People still freaking out over the Liutana kiss

Johnshi shippers

People who make Shang Tsung fan cams

People who thirst over Havik and/or Reiko

People who want to do unspeakably disgusting things to Bi-Han (you know who you are)

People who like Tomas and make either the cutest or thirstiest art of him there is no in between

People who make OCs (who also do unspeakable things to Bi-Han)

People who makes OCs who are normal

#mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1 #mk1 #I’m joking I promise #but I’ve seen enough bi-Han art #I know who you are and what you do #also johnshi shippers carrying this fandom #i see yall #and I’m p sure the vas see you too

[sunflowersand-bees]

Noah's friend: NOAH SCHNAPP CAME OUT AS GAY

Noah:

#guys i know it was a joke just tbc #riv rambles #byler #bc i want yall to see it #noah schnapp

[chloesimaginationthings]

THE WILLIAMS ❤️❤️❤️🤤🤤

They look so good on your style OMGG ❤️❤️

I’m glad yall liked the Williams comic!!!

#ask reply #honestly the reaction to that comic was way more than I expected #but I’m so glad it hit well with yall #especially shout out to the DSAF fans #you guys really just keep yalls hype up and high and we’re so nice #very good vibes all around #I’ll hopefully draw some of these Williams again sometime #game William I definitely could do more with #and in general I’d like to make more jokes around the books but we’ll see #AGAIN TYSM FOR ALL THE LOVE on that comic 💜

[demideific]

People who are already complaining about Nico acting like an actual teenager before the book has even fully been released are the weakest and most boring link like boo tomato tomato.

#nico di angelo #will solace #the sun and the star #solangelo #pjo hoo toa #pjo #percy jackson #tsats #lethimbreath #like its totaly fine that you project yourself onto these characters #because same #but some of yall get so carried away when things don't go your way to a T #idk at least im genuinely looking forward to the book #that rep was life changing for me and my inner child is bouncing off the walls to see my fav character again #i do feel like i need to try to watch star wars again to get the jokes i heard is gonna be in the book #idk we'll see #OnBrand

[thottybrucewayne]

When I say "I'm rooting for everybody Black," I mean I'm including Black people who are usually overlooked outside and within the community. Black people whose Blackness becomes conditional the second they confront other Black people about bigotry within our community (Transmisogynoir, Transphobia, homophobia, ableism, sanism, etc.) not abusers and coons...

#thotty speaks #thotty rants #its solidarity this and solidarity that until a Black person who has delusions tells you that saying shit like 'delulu' hurts them #Black solidarity until its time to make a joke about famous abuse survivors #Black solidarity until its time to discuss ableist language being taken as aave #Black solidarity until its time to listen to any Black person who lives at an axis of oppression that you don't then its fuck em right? #Then if they criticize you they cease to be Black right? #Its funny cause I never see yall take this same stance of conditional Blackness when it comes to abusers and predators #Yall can say 'they always trying to take down a strong Black brother a leader in the community' and the nigga you pointing has done nothing #but use his power and influence to harm people further marginalized than him and doing it all under the image of a 'Good Christian Brother' #I'm tired of yall I swear to God

[rewritingcanon]

stop making fics where scorpius and al have friends and are popular in school. they’re literally loser boyfriends bro their only friends be each other wdym they have other people they’re chatting to on a consistent basis??? the only other people they talk to thats not each other are the blood relatives and even that pushes it

#normalise keeping yann and polly and karl the popular ones that bully them for funs #yall see flaws with them being mean but all i see is perfection #they talk sm with one another than they can literally fuse like steven universe and thats real romance #why u gotta make them popular i just don’t understand #(obviously this post is a joke tho anyone can do anything i just wanted to roast scorp and al for a sec) #(hahahaha LOSERS 😵😵 ok im done now) #scorbus #scorpius malfoy #albus potter #yann fredericks #albus severus potter #polly chapman #karl jenkins #hpcc #cursed child #harry potter and the cursed child #rewriting

[daily-hanamura]

#persona 4 #p4 #persona 4 dancing all night #p4d #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #souyo #lmao i WISH i could make this up but even this shortened scene was exactly that #naoto and rise show up during the summer and yosuke's first comment to them isnt even hi its hey wheres yu #YOSUKE LISTEN BUDDY YOU ARE SO HEAD OVER THE HEELS LOVESTRUCK ALL YOUR EYES SEE IS YU #and thats so cute actually #also wait im sorry but i just realised yu is wearing a v neck tee in the summer scenes #as in yosuke's iconic tee shirt?? IS HE WEARING YOSUKE'S SHIRT?? DID HE TAKE ONE OF YOSUKE'S SHIRTS WITH HIM WHEN HE WENT BACK HOME??? #GUYS IM GOING INSANE #something something haha they look like theyre in couple's clothing except im not even sure its a joke #the sameish tone of pale pink and baby blue the vertical vs horizontal stripes like omfg i swear #i cant make this shit up yall im either so far down the delulu hole or #i actually opened up this game to grab another screen shot but i got distracted by this extra chapter that ive missed #also yosuke's hair here is cropped shorter than usual and he looks so cute and his neck looks so bare without the headphones wait yosuke #are you showing off your neck to someone somehow- #/is shot #wait this is ALSO one of those few times we get to see yu's neck so prominently hes always wearing high collars otherwise #the lgtv alarms are going off

[spaciebabie]

yall who are not simps have GOT ta stop commenting on clearly simpy posts and acting like the people who are having fun are weirdos. i swear ta god its annoying and rude and im tired of going inta my notes and seeing those comments on my posts and on my mutuals posts. have some respect.

#spacie spoinks #i have held off on making this post like 3 times over the past few months #mostly because i feel like every time im getting upset abt nothing and its just a joke so why cant i just roll w/it #but a joke shouldnt be done at others expense. jokes arent supposed ta make me upset. #so yeah. #people seeing others enjoy themselves: what if i make the same joke over and over again with the undertone that i find them strange #LIKE OHH MY GODD SHUT UPPP #the joke is old and im tired like can we pls move on 😭 #I KNOW YALL CAN THINK OF FUNNIER JOKES #this is a minority of ppl but its still annoying lol #anyways. #walks inta lava