#i ship them sorry xd

[mysillyside]

The way I completely lose all interest in Lawlight as a ship if Light isn't Kira. And frankly, I feel like L would agree with me on this one. I don't think he'd gaf abt Light in the slightest if Light wasn't Mr. Serial Killer.

#Lawlight only works if Light is Kira bc otherwise light is just some rly smart pretentious teenager. #Like you're telling me L a 24 y/o self made multi-millionaire and the world's greatest detective (top 3 if you count the aliases)- #would care in the slightest abt mr “i got a perfect score on my college entrance exam”. Be fr!! #Idk the ship loses everything that makes it fun and appealing to me if you remove Kira from the mix #Ik ppl do “Light isn't Kira” AUs to make the ship more wholesome but i'd argue it just becomes problematic in a diff way. #L is not only way older but also extremely rich and successful. If Light is innocent but still a suspect- L also has immense power over him #Ig i don't see the point of trying to make Lawlight wholesome. It's still problematic but without the goofy homoerotic enemyship. #Light being Kira not only makes them equals but gives them spice! #However I DO get the appeal of “Light isn't Kira” AUs where Light is still a fake asshole who's performatively nice but hides his real feel #But removing his misogynistic swag/superiority complex/his bitchy internal monologues to make him normal? No... #Imo even if he isn't Kira he'd still be a weirdo. The only Yotsuba!Light is so normal/nice is bc he's trying to prove to everyone- #but most importantly himself- that he's a good person incapable of being Kira. He's trying to be the best version of himself. #Pre-Death Note Light for example is never as outstanding and good as Yotsuba!Light for this reason. Yotsuba!Light is the exception. #Like the Death Note doesn't make you pretentious or hate women that was all Light Yagami. #this is such a random rant sorry guys XD again more power to ppl who enjoy this AU or normalguy!Light but I don't get it personally 😔 #death note #light yagami #l lawliet #lawlight #💬 katposts #🤪 sillygoofy

[miramelindamusings]

@prudensvulpes requested Sora with Dylan Hollis' energy where he has his own cooking channel! Thank you so much for your patience! And this was alot of fun to do! I used Dylan Hollis' "Fake Apple Pie" tiktok (shortened to certain moments and some moved around for comedic effect!). I hope you like it and thank you again :)!

And here's a bonus sketch because I couldn't resist drawing Sora's face lighting up the same way Dylan Hollis' does when a recipe is actually good!:

#kingdom hearts #sora #kh sora #request #kh3 #kingdom hearts 3 #scrooge mcduck #ratatouille #remy ratatouille #this was fun and an interesting challenge #kingdom hearts series #doing this I realized I don't really draw Sora alot #so this helped me figure out a way to draw him more consistently! #I also had a blast adding references like 1937 since that was when Snow White came out #Chef Louis from The Little Mermaid and when I was a kid #I thought Tink's pixie dust looked like sugar :) #and the other two books are the books in the Evil Queen's dungeon in Snow White - Poisons and Disguises haha #Scrooge and Remy were a late addition but something about them watching one of his videos was just *french kiss* to me XD #drawing this also made me realize that we have yet to see chocobos in KH besides the gummi ship blueprint-I'd totally love to see them! #Anyways I hope you like it! I'm sorry it's taken so long! And thank you for understanding and the request! #my art #my fanart #digital art #i've been having problems getting the image to not be blurry and nothing I do seems to work but I hope this one I uploaded reads ok!

[the-dark-ghost]

dont ask me why...

#johnny lawrence #teachers #teachers pet #cillian murphy #elizabeth olsen #this is so xd #i ship them #ship? #sorry not sorry #daniel larusso #john kreese #karate kid #cobra kai #interview with the vampire #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #black swan #coquette #nina sayers #red lights 2012 #red lights #ao3

[celestiarambles]

little headcanon:

angela and lars do not have three kids; they have four. the fourth one’s jack. lars adopted him.

#criminal case #criminal case game #criminal case save the world #i really don’t ship them bcs of the age difference #but idk i see them as a father and son duo xD #so sorry for talking a lot abt angela and lars the past few days they’re my roman empire xD #do not take this seriously HAHAHA

[avastyetwats]

Woke up and wanted to something silly and Christmas themed for Stizzy, so here we are. Stede finally convinced Izzy to join in the festivities with him, including wearing that annoying jingling elf hat. He can be very convincing and Izzy just can’t resist. Based off of my writing/GentleHands ship with @izzyeffinhands 💙

#Stizzy #GentleHands #you have no idea how much I love these two xD #I know this looks so silly but that’s the point and I’m not sorry #wanted to do something Christmas-y and for my ship with castor #plus this still of them is my favorite so #izzyeffinhands #mine #hold me close and hold me fast (stede x izzy) #my edits

[mamawasatesttube]

HI this is a really dumb question but why do you think Lois wouldn't be a wingman to superbat? from what I've seen she's married to Clark and still ships the two of them (also I love the three of them and think they should have a threesome so I might be biased in my interpretation of them)

#answers #Anonymous #if you haven't heard of ''fandom turns female characters into supporting props for m/m ships'' before. #congrats but also DAMN thats a big rock you live under #now. because i know people on here can't read. i am NOT saying you can't ship an ot3 or whatever #i AM saying that often m/m shippers have a history of relegating female characters to the sidelines #and stripping them of any actual complex thoughts feelings or agency about the men they are canonically in relationships with #aka ''oh teehee she ships them!!!! XD'' to get around the idea of her having any actual feelings #but anyway i dont have the patience for this today sorry i have shit going on

[m3gahet]

We've done 2 and 4, but how about 3? Olive x Pickles x Robin — shippy or platonic, your choice haha

I had a really dumb idea and I needed to put it in words. I will write you a serious drabble for the three but first have some nsfwish nonsense. 

She hadn’t thought a situation with sex toys could be boring. Alright admittedly she DID know but it was still disappointing especially when she was promised a night of fun with two of her favorite and infuriatingly attractive people. Instead she’s watching them quite LITERALLY compare cock size. 

Well straps in this case.

“How do ya not see this is massive. Robbi?” Pickles asked, waving the toy around as he spoke. 

Okay. It was kind of funny to see the two passionately argue dildos in hand but not enough for how long it had been going on. 

“It’s really not. It’s long! Not massive.” Robin said in the very distinct way she spoke while on the clock. “You’re not even accounting for width-” 

“Yer not bringing math into this-” The drummer sighed, sounding exhausted. 

Olive could relate.

“You just don’t want me to because it’ll prove you wrong.” The blonde stated before crossing her arms over her bare chest, still clenching the black toy in her fist. “It’s the measuring tape all over again-” 

“How do ya not hear how unsexy that sounds?” He asked, pinching the bridge of his nose. 

Where had she put her phone? 

“Proving a point is very sexy.” Robin shot back. “You wouldn’t know because you’re never right.” 

Olive just barely caught the flash of Pickles lunging at Robin and the two falling off the bed with a thud. She could make out the sound of grunting and muttered curses before looking over the edge. 

“Are you two fucking kidding me?!” She exclaimed exasperated to find the two grinning and giggling like idiots. “Was this all foreplay?! “ Pickles climbed off from his position of stradling Robin, allowing her to sit up. The two of them looked up at her from the floor apologetically. Robin cleared her throat before giving a very formal apology. In contrast Pickles simply gave a crooked grin accompanied by a chuckle. She sighed, debating calling the night a bust. Instead she swung her legs over the bed and stood before both of them, relishing in how they admired her body. 

“How are you two gonna make it up to me?”

#my shit #robin greeves #olive axworthy #pickles the drummer #metalocalypse oc #mtl oc #oc x canon #oc x oc #Immediately blocked for sneaking relish in XD I can feel it coming #Robin and Pickles are dumb I'm sorry olive #They'll make it up to ya ;) #would their ship name be something like pickled eggs? maybe deviled eggs? Cuz robin are birds and the three of them are devils? ah idk #im rambling

[saltynsassy31]

I NEED to get this off my chest

Just...ignore me DO NOT COME AFTER ME

Idk if anyone will even see this and altho I hope I'm not the only one in this I rather be ignored and I don't think anyone who follows me cares so here goes

Okay, I really wanna read a glitch in time, but a part of me just... I can't. I haven't been up to date on a lot of Danny Phantom stuff, and I am trying. I am just busy, and I am trying to rewatch the show to refresh my memory first and foremost cuz it has been a hot second, and girlie over here needs a refresher cuz she got the memory of a goldfish

But the reason I can't specifically read glitch in time, even tho I have it with me right now is that...well, I hate the finale of the show, I specifically hate Sam and Danny getting together, especially the way they did, I knew they'd probably be end game but to have it confirmed hurt my soul, I've been avoiding it for that and I know it's silly IM SORRY but it's true 😭😭😭

I feel bad cuz I've only heard good things about it, especially with Vlad, who i love, and I WANT TO, and I hate that what's holding me back is this of all things, its so stupid, I know, I fucking know but UGH! I can't help but cringe. When I first rewatched the final season a while ago I couldn't even finish it

I liked them as friends tbh, it just worked better, imo so I shrivel up inside seeing the two as anything but friends

#salty rants #ignore this little rant #danny phantom #only tagging this for organisation sake #cuz mobile tumblr is shiiiiit #but yeah #i guess you can call me a salty greyghost shipper #whatever #im not ashamed of being a greyghost shipper #and im not sorry over the fact i thunk they would have been better #but i really do not mind if people ship them #sam and danny i mean #i really dont! i see why and all #it just...for me personally it sucks #im not gonna tagret people who ship them #and if you follow me and like them #you do you bbg i aint judge #youre probably judging me harder for being such a baby over this XD #I'll get to reading it eventually dont get me wrong #just gotta watch the show again before i do #but im still scared #and i know this focuses on sam and danny but i also really dislike the finally and im scared how thats going to carry over to the comic 😔

[marinerainbow]

Goodmorning. Question.

.... why's Greasy so close behind Smartass here? In other words, I think we know now who 'pitches', as you put it once-

Ah, nothing like a question about the probability of a ~close friendship~ between two cartoon weasel gangsters in the morning XD

Sooo... You guys wanna give each other some space? You are on the job after all; you gotta focus on work, not each other... No? Fair enough. What you guys choose to do ain't my business.

(*cough* Well, if we go with your headcannons, Greasy is the one with more experience- or rather any experience compared to his boss... Yeah, that and along this picture, I'd say that's enough proof to say who's the pitcher in this relationship XD)

Either that, or they just bumped into each other while running out. Or Greasy is being a good right-hand man/friend and watching his boss' back- literally in this case. That's the only other reason I can think of that they'd be so close in this shot (but you know me- I'd ship a cereal box and a spoon if they're set too close together on the table. So I'm going with the ~close friendship~ explanation here XD)

#asks #Toon Patrol #Smartass Weasel #Greasy Weasel #ships #Canon x Canon #Greasy-Ass #(yeeeeeaaaahhh sorry babe and Wicked but- im calling them that XD) #in all seriousness- holy crap they really are so close XD #THEIR LEGS/TORSOS ARE TOUCHING!!! #'Hey fellas is it gay to stand so close to your boss you look like your pressing up into him? in public too in case that counts?' #im certain that in canon this is more like some animation error or the angle is odd. i doubt the director had no intention for them to be #~close~ #but you and I both know that aint gonna stop us shippers XDDD #i swear i never noticed this before you pointed it out. and now i will never unsee it #also good morning to you too when you read this! ^^

[chaoticspacefam]

Legacy of the Rakata Flashpoint

that awkward moment when you run into your uncle’s ex and his new boyfriend and they are absolutely plotting to kill you all. /srs

#swtor #elven's swtor screenshots #swtor oc: saarai ahaszaai #sith pureblood #the outlander #LS! eternal empress #darth arkous #colonel darok #yes i ship arkous and darok no i'm not sorry 🤣 #fun fact: right as we were about to make the killing blow on darok on this run #arkous pulled me into his force-choke-stun thing and yanked me away from him #so thanks for making it canon for me bioware that was beautiful :'))) #XD #canonically for subterfugeverse it'll be *kas* that has this fight with him #since rai's still on rishii rn #but these screens came out nice so i'm posting them anyway #😛😛

[that-disabled-princess]

curious about 12

Ooh okay so I dunno if you've started Wayward Son or met Lamb yet, but this is a Simon Snow Series x TDP crossover 👀 The ship is Lamb/Aaravos. So... yeah, this fic is very much going to be a top4top struggle xD

I think I'd get Lamb into the TDP universe by making him leader of Scumport--the freaking vampire king ruling Scumport?? *fans self* No wonder Aaravos can't resist him! Can you imagine Lamb in Finnegrin's pirate outfit. Jesus christ. No wonder Braden everyone is begging for him to dick them down. (Now I want to write a Lamb/Braden/Aaravos threesome fic... hmm.)

The details of how Lamb gets to the Sea of the Castout, into Aaravos' prison, or how Aaravos gets out, etc are of less than zero importance. The only important thing is that they fuck, vampire and mage style.

Send me a WIP and I'll tell you about it

#lamb the vampire king #lambvos #i have a ship name for them and i haven't even started writing the fic lmao #all i have is a vague idea of what i want to happen #ask answers #had to sneak some lambden in here sorry friend xD #wip stuff

[camellcat]

I keep writing these very short rosesimm ficlets cause I can't stop thinking about them, which makes me want to check the tag on ao3 cause, y'know, I'M writing so SURELY if I KEEP CLICKING then it'll update, but alas. the tag doesn't change and I'm just stuck with my own shitty writing to keep me fed </3

#I would post them but they're all like under 500 words type of short #and I don't really like any of them #so I just don't think there's a point sigh #I'm realizing how annoying I sound in this GAH #not to be complaining or anything y'all know I love interwinded by crossmyhearts I've read it twice now #I would just adore more #me acting like this is a popular ship vnjvfnfvnj like it's unusual or smth that they have so little media to interact with #I use “rosesimm” casually for ffs xD #I also think it's funny they're the only ones I can write about #can't write em separately mind you #but I just Get Them together #UGH rosesimm ur everything to me sorry no one else gets u like I do </3 #master x rose #masterrose #rosesimm #I'm awaiting the day someone uses those tags other than me cause those name FUCK and they SHOULD be used #the master #simm master #rose tyler #doctor who #doctor who fanfiction

[estbela]

Me thinking about the fact that during the 19th and 20th centuries there were several proposals to unify romania and bulgaria, mostly made by bulgarians: alrighty, now how can I make this angsty

#Just talking recreationally #Hetalia #Bulgaria #Romania #Aph #Hws #Yeah im feeling brave today and maintagging my random thoughts XD #Ro/bul is like my main ship when im looking for angst and shit. The opportunities are endless #I like that they werent always allies yknow? #Ill be honest I also like unrequited/one-sided ro/bul(at first) with bul being in love. Like head over heels for Ro #While romania seemingly is not. #And like. In my hc romania has commitment issues and trust issues(i will elaborate on this one day haha) in general so like. #He might care about bulgaria somewhat(and might even love him?) but the proposals for an union kinda Scare him. #And even if they were allowed to unite. He has so many fears about that. Most of them boil down to: #“What if we are incompatible. What if we ruin our friendship. What if it ends badly.” #I mean. They last time they were sorta united was during the second(and maybe first?? Idk at the moment) bulgarian empire. #And they didnt always get along even then. Etc etc #Im tired atm so sorry if some of these dont make sense. My hcs and ideas are actually a bit more complex but I dont feel like really #Explaining them at the moment. Also if I messed up some history sorry. Also a lot of ideas for their relationship I didnt even mention haha #Do people even read the tags

[koffeenoe]

“This is how I feel”

#SPOILERS IN THE TAGS #DO NOT CONTINUE LOL #YOU’VE BEEN WARNED #illustration #my fanart #kaguya sama spoilers #kaguya sama love is war #kaguya shinomiya #shirogane miyuki #I caught up with the manga andddd I LOVE IT!!! 😭💖🥰 #I mean I already read THAT chapter because instagram spoiled me and my heart needed that asap so I read it and I my heart exploded XD #idk if there’s any other romcom where mcs do it XD #but it’s not enought for me #I’be been looking smut fics of them and I’VE FOUND JUST ONE AND IT’S NOT FAIR #I watched first seasons in 2019 but the last two episodes I watched them in 2020 when second season aired ANDDD the last two episodes of #2nd season I watched them before this third season aired LMAO I’m sorry kaguya-sama family I finally feel like I love you with all my heart #but indeed it was a good anime since the start because I’ve made some art since 2019 😌 so that’s kinda a relief #ESTOY COLGADÍSIMA DE ESTOS DOS LOS AMO MUCHITO UWU no sé cuál es el nombre de su ship??? shironomiya??? #aparte Kaguya me recuerda a Dara de 2NE1???? y Dara me recuerda a Kaguya???? 🫣😳 #atp it’s just normal for me to make typos in the ht section I’m sorry #but oh well the whole fanart is a spoiler

[rebka18]

was checking my files,and i have just 3 more serirei sketches doods including a mini comic,plus will make autum pic and chirstmas pic,and that will be the end for me shipwise !!!

#im sorry guys #im at my last with the ship #in a drawing sence #i will just read fics daily now XD #unless i get a spark from them #probably will keep doing the chibbi pics cause its good source of coloring practice

[j-ellyfish]

You are the QUEEN of Spaus 💜

Waaahhhh thank you!! Q///w///Q

#ask #I'm blushing and smiling like an idiot right now you have no idea how happy this makes me feel #I've been liking Spaus for SO long but back then I felt very insecure about my art and stuff and I didn't even have anyone to talk about #it with ... And so I drew them kind of rarely because I was so scared of not giving them justice and the lack of content also made me feel #down ... I know I shouldn't have thought that way and I'm SO HAPPY I got out of that mentality but #back then I felt like 'why should I bother my art sucks and no one cares about this ship anyway so I'll just keep it for myself in my mind' #but little by little I got out of that mentality #felt a bit less insecure about myself as an artist and had more experiences all around #and so when I came back and got into Hetalia again in late 2019-early 2020 #I felt very compelled to make up for it #I came back thinking 'I don't care if people ship it or not I HAVE to give it my love and let it known because it makes me feel good' #and so I started by translating the first part of what would become 'Einmal Noch' which I had started writing many years ago #originally in Italian ... Then I FINALLY finished writing it and it made me feel so accomplished because that story wouldn't leave my mind #and it stayed with me in the back of my mind even during the years I spent away from Hetalia #and then I took the courage to start drawing Austria again even if back then I was never fully satisfied with it #and little by little I think I got happier with myself through it and wanted so badly to do things the way I wanted no matter what #and I started sharing about SpAus and stuff and it makes me SO happy that there are other people who like it too T___T ♥ #sorry I'm getting a bit emotional haha 'xD