i wanna be the willing victim of a vampire. the being a vampire part doesnt sound as cool because of the eternal life part but oh, to be bit by a homoerotic vampire
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reblog to turn the person you reblogged this from into a fucking vampire ^-^
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Never gonna be a vampire and have a homoerotic vampire love story :(
I don’t wanna live like this
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Im not a vampire but I feel like one
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If you have to get dental surgery for new front teeth would you be able to request fangs? Like. I wanna be a vampire bitch if I am given the shitty hand of needing new teeth
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I wish vampires were real so i could become one and just fuck for all eternity tbh
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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ORIGINAL MARCELINE OF THE WINTER KING'S UNIVERSE!? 😨
Is the implication that Ice King took her out with all of the other oozers or did the oozers end up killing her?? Either way, it seems that this Simon was not coping well with any of what was going on in his life. Living a life of hypocrisy & ruling a false kingdom.
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i’m being so serious rn if assad zaman isn’t rawdogging eric bogosian on my tv screen in s2 i am going to raise anne rice from the grave and telling her that AMC is writing fanfiction and she needs to sue them
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