#i want him to throttle me

[laidenbreecatchall]

Warm ups from sketches today and yesterday

Psst... ✨Commissions Open✨

#one piece #trafalgar law #my art #ryeart #sanji #art #I’m so sleepy no thoughts in my head #high anxiety day #sigh #I’ll probably draw more today but who knows what it’ll be #also the he wants to order one I’m sure someone’s done before but it it made me happy so I did my own #bepo one piece #also pre time skip Sanji is my fave Sanji I will not lie #there’s something about him post time skip doesn’t hit ya know #sorry babe maybe the homophobia is a major turn off ya know #fishman island is what did it for me. maybe I’ll change my mind later as the story progresses but damn #he’s so cool but I wanted to THROTTLE that man 80% of the time #also just pre time skip straw hats in general just have this lovely charm that I feel post hasn’t quite hit #any iteration of Law my beloved though #steven universe comic meme

[muzzleroars]

his form had not yet lost all her original brightness, nor appeared less than Archangel ruined, and th' excess of glory obscured: as when the sun new-risen looks through the horizontal misty air shorn of his beams, or, from behind the moon, in dim eclipse, disastrous twilight sheds on half the nations, and with fear of change perplexes monarchs.

darkened so, yet shone above them all th' Archangel

#lucifer #paradise lost #falls face down into a ditch i love him your honor #lucifer as the bringer of the dawn has throttled me. im addled and unwell #i also do want to design his appearance in the garden #when the other angels can no longer recognize him #pls read paradise lost ok

[mamawasatesttube]

yknow i gotta say. lex luthor can be a really fun and interesting villain, but sometimes it does just take me aback the way some people talk about him when trying to make him funny and cool, as if his biggest and most infamous shtick is not extreme, violent xenophobia.

#rimi talks #the man is literally genocidal. AND he wants to kick krypto when he has kryptonite out. thats racism AND animal cruelty #like he can genuinely be such a fun and fascinating villain!!!!! he can!! he's FUN in say superman birthright #but for example new krypton lex? i wanted to throttle that man. i did. #and like i know people do stuff like haha what if supervillain was actually fun or funny or cool etc #but imo that can be done in ways that don't downplay that he Fuckign SUCKS #see also: reign of the supermen movie lex. horrible man. also hilarious to see him onscreen with lois #but the ''good dad lex luthor'' stuff (🙄) and other things in that general vein make me so.... #you know that man would be violently abusive to an alien child in the same way white supremacists are violently abusive to mixed children. #you guys know that. right? his entire thing is vehement and violent xenophobia. you guys know that right #lex luthor (derogatory) #<- its been a hot minute since i blogged about him but im like 90% sure thats my lex tag

[lesbianpegbar]

all men ever do is lie

#if i was ran i would’ve killed shinichis ass by now that’s for sure #put me in the black organization the way i want to throttle him #if whenever this shit finishes it doesn’t end with shinichi profusely apologizing #and fucking groveling to ran for all the shit he pulled then. choice words #joking. kind of #mine #dcmk

[shitpostingkats]

I'm nearly cryign laughing. I had to pause and full on slap my knee. Revolver, you can't just say that.

#Revolver saying The Most Incorrect Things to Ai makes me both laugh so hard and want to throttle him #BRO YOUR COMMENTARY IS NOT HELPING #I swear I keep trying to put this cat in his crate and he keeps jumping out and knocking over the trashcan #Revolver: I am looking for enemies. And if I cannot find them. I will create them. #This entire show could have been avoided if Dr. Kogami just socialized his child properly #Revolver bby why must you keep bringing gasoline to this bonfire #spk watches vrains #vrains spoilers #yugioh #vrains #yugioh vrains #ygo vrains #yusaku fujiki #ryoken kogami

[wilchur]

So turns out Astarion has a different dialogue line if it's just the two of you stealing the Blood of Lathander...

and he says it in the most nonchalant tone imaginable

#i believe that he was fully prepared to just cut his losses and leave me there #i never wanted to throttle him more #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #astarion #bg3 astarion #astarion ancunin

[youareunbearable]

Watching Bridgerton and My God all im craving rn is Valinor!Russingon with Regency Era courting style

Hand kissing, balls with big sparkly outfits, courting seasons, Maglor willing and ready to shoot Fingon for kissing Maedhros and breaking his brother’s heart and honour by not marrying him after (CAUSE ELVES ONLY MARRY/LOVE ONCE!!! HOW DARE YOU NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!!!), a Russingon scene with the "I Burn For You" line

Feanor would also be just like Anthony at the beginning of season one, scaring the hell out of all of Maedhros' suitors until his wife forces him to back off, Maglor and Feanor alternate between telling Fingon to Watch Himself and treat Maedhros with respect

Oh and a scene with Nerdanel with a heartbroken-but-doing-his-best-to-hide-it Maedhros, asking him if he really does want to marry the Teleri Prince, because all she wants for him is to be happy and marry for love, not power, like she did. And Maedhros with a schooled face and heartbroken eyes, who knows his family NEEDS political ties, NEEDS a favorable connection like what a good marriage would bring, just smiles at his mother and says that this marriage would be a good thing, would bring their family honour. And Nerdanel’s heart breaks for her beloved son who was put through so much and is sacrificing So Much

All of the other Feanorians are also there and doing the absolute Most to be Problems On Purpose and getting front row seats to their eldest brother's train wreck of a love life

#amber rambles #Silmarillion #russingon #maedhros #fingon #Nerdanel #maglor #feanor #listen i just think maedhros would marry himself off to make sure his family is secure #and with rising tensions he knows his father isnt making friends in court and so he Decides To Marry #slap this drama into the place instead of the sword waving thing because now feanor is TOO BUSY to care what nolo wants #his First Son wants to marry and MARRY OUT OF THR FAMILY????? NO!!!! but ofc i cant make his choices for him #SO THEN IT MUST BE THE ABSOLUTE BEST FOR MY FIRST SON #and maglor is throttling mae like How Dare You Try And Leave And Make Me Heir??? Do You Hate Me??? #mae gets so many suitors and Fingon is boiling with jealousy and Nolo is like Ohhhh Whats This??? You Also Want Marriage??? Great #and announces in court that his son is Looking For A Wife and Fingon is Distressed cause he doesnt want a wife he wants Mae #then Drama happens and its so fun

[doodlboy]

MC!El's reaction immediately after hearing this

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #nightbringer spoilers #obey me nightbringer spoilers #nightbringer mc #obey me mc #mc elliot #blood #violence #elliot doodles #ft els new nightbringer outfit #i want to murder a sorcerer rn #also this took longer than it was initially supposed to bc i started drawing it really anatomically correct and junk #but it didnt have the vibe i wanted #so i restarted this like- 4 times #he's so casual and jolly about this shit. no wonder lucifer very aggressively turns solomon down every time he asks 4 a pact #like 'haha yeah i keep trying to force lucifer into a pact [which for non OM people pacts are a big deal]' #'and the only reason i got one with asmodeus was bc he was in a vulnerable state that i took advantage of! ^^' #UGH I WANT TO THROTTLE HIM #stupid old man i kick his ass #oh yea i forgot his tag #obey me solomon #solomon obey me

[elijah-loyal]

wow i did not know that my adoration for the fool would get me back into digital art

#got that ibispaintx on LOCK #the canvas is almost crashing lmfao #i'll post it later when i get home #rote #fitzchivalry farseer #robin hobb #realm of the elderlings #the fool #my pookie bear for life #i love him so so much #hes so special to me #i want to throttle wallace ong

[melhekhelmurkun]

The pain of watching Attack of the Clones in order to see Obi-Wan with long hair, but also having to deal with Whiny Angsty Kinda Creepy Teenager Anakin

#out of every version of Anakin that’s the one I would punch 100% of the time #phantom menace ani is just cute if a bit annoying and I’d totally chill with him and ask questions about mechanics #revenge of the Sith Anakin is a dumbass and could use a punch too but mainly I feel sorry for him and want to get him court mandated therapy #clone wars tv show Anakin is my all time favorite I love how sassy he is and I very rarely want to throttle him (added bonus of Ahsoka) #hell even Vader was tolerable if only because he was cool as fuck and scary #but attack of the clones Anakin? it’s on SIGHT motherfucker #I can will and SHOULD deck him so hard he’s astral projected back to phantom menace #‘I hate sand its course it’s rough it’s irritating and it gets everywhere’ will literally pay you to stfu #I can’t even excuse him for his age honestly because that was only half the issue #MORE than half the issue #what an irritating and vaguely creepy little fucker #but for longhaired!daddy-wan I will tolerate him #(in actuality I am fast forwarding past any scene that doesn’t have Obi-Wan) I will tolerate him #star wars #attack of the clones #obi wan kenobi #hold up you’re actively telling me daddy-wan Kenobi ISNT a tag??? #on the single thirstiest website in existence????? #what have we become

[creative-hanyou-girl]

In the 1st book series I can have at least a little bit of respect and hope for Athena being a caring mother (as caring as the gods can be anyway).

But TV Athena? I wanna march straight up to Olympus and have a little....chat, with the Goddess of Wisdom about being a somewhat decent parent, possibility of being smited be damned.

I like both of these interpretations of Athena btw, even if TV Athena makes me want to commit a crime (preferably against her).

#this is what I'm talking about accepting the PJO books and show as their own seperate canon #book Athena I can at least have some respect for #while TV Athena I wanna throttle😊 #its a win win really #how is it I'm not a mother yet I could school TV Athena (& Book Athena for that matter) on how be at least a somewhat decent parent? #or as decent as the gods can be as parents. #at least it wasn't until HOO that Athena REALLY started to get on my nerves #wheras with the 1st book series I could at least somewhat respect her and hope she's at least one of the somewhat not terrible parents #as not terrible parents the gods can be anyway #& I can at least try & delude myself that HOO Athena was acting as a worse parent bc she was all erratic w/ the Athena/Minerva stuff #not that its an excuse #but I at least want to somewhat believe if Athena was in her right mind. she wouldn't have been so awful to Annabeth in HOO #let me delude myself with book canon Athena ok? #how is it tho TV Percy's parent aka the deadbeat who hasn't done anything for him his whole life (that we know of)- #-single handedly became the better parent in one episode compared to Athena? #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson series #percy jackson #percy jackson tv show #percy jackson spoilers #book vs show #annabeth chase #athena #book athena #tv athena

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Mozart: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?

Theodorus: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.

Arthur: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #incorrect ikevamp quotes #ikevamp mozart #ikevamp theodorus #ikevamp theo #ikevamp arthur #everything about this post just sends me into fits #mozart out here canceling everyone (stay toxic LMFAO) #theo (king shit) being like 'it aint that deep' #louder for the bitches in the back #and then there's arthur hilariously just 'yeah im cool with [horrendous thing]' for the memes #somehow im all three of them at the same time /j #man why can i see dazai having a field day with diskhorse (discourse) #he would legit be out here throwing the hottest and most questionable takes imaginable #he gets death threats and he thinks its hilarious #that man would have been too powerful in the superwholock era #he would have said benedict cumberbatch looks like an alien #and then hid in a bomb shelter laughing #he keeps giving the mansion news using the november 5th destiel meme and everyone wants to throttle him #that man would thrive on tumblr fr #source: incorrect quotes generator

[boyybites]

Wanted a dog man suited to my tastes so here's Puppy, ready to chew anyone and everyone out and stick a knife in the next bitch that tries to pull on his harness.

#sfw furry #furry anthro #furry oc #art tag #character ref #oc: puppy #his colors are so good i peaked here i think #his coworker (friend) got him the harness as a gag gift #but jokes on him its like a thunder shirt and he enjoys it thoroughly but will throttle anyone who says he does #just to clarify because i feel the need to #there's nothing sexy going on with the harness #i jsut like how it looks and shit so i drew it thats all #i dont expect weird shit from you guys since yall are good about being normal im just throwing it out here #just because #ok thats all its cold and i need to be in bed bye yall #oh and if anyone wants to send me asks about my ocs i am here c:

[romancanine]

Ok so like obviously thinking too hard about Roman is like hovering my hand above a stove flame but. succession was so crazy for making its most provocative sardonic driven-by-chaos most clandestinely traumatized character  the one who, out of anyone, expresses the strongest desire for love and connection . like roman has said some of the most deplorable things in the show’s runtime but yet he is the Only one who really declares his love with his actions (pastries for Kendall) and says plainly with words -- PLAIN SPEAK!! WITHOUT METAPHOR OR CODED LANGUAGE -- that he wants to communicate with his siblings and their feelings in a healthy way. it’s like all the tormented energy he has about sex redirects itself into a genuinely earnest need to express affection. and yet he is so impish and deplorable. it’s like he’s exhausted by his own cynicism. it’s like he is the most consistently self-aware character in the show and having that distanced perspective makes him distinctly aware of how Odd his family is, how Odd that they can’t love each other right, how Odd that it is when he’s not allowed to express love if it’s not through sex or violence. Roman Roy is an open wound whereas everyone else seals their gashes with shitty skin grafts and plaster  

#got too verbose with this maybe but I Needed to vent about Roman. he #is my. ugly funhouse mirror character #so much of me is reflected in him and I want to throttle Jesse Armstrong (and Kieran) for it #roman roy #succession #succession analysis #kieran culkin #my post #succession hbo

[ineffabells]

rottmnt & 2012 crossover fics: °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

rottmnt & 2012 crossover fics written solely for the purpose of making the rottmnts seem qUiRkY and ✨perfect✨ in contrast to the 2k12s who are portrayed as dumbass bullies with no real skill or concept of affection: ●︿●

#rottmnt #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2k12 #i love both shows but goddamn some of these crossover fics are driving me up the wall #like rottmnt show up talking exclusively in memes that the 2ks don't understand and then immediately launching into a cuddle pile #and being like 'yeah we do this every day uwu' while the 2ks are like 'hugs.. what is this sorcery i only know violence and insults' #like i fucking love rottmnt leo but those fics make me want to throttle him #the 2ks love each other so goddamn much #and they're also really cute with stellar dynamics #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles

[qrowpilled]

i made that post about having astarion brainworms and it got like 80k notes but now that i actually have the game and am experiencing the characters firsthand i'm realizing my perceptions of both him as a character and how i would feel about him were off the mark

#shush jesse #thats not to say i dont like him i DO. he's just. he vexes and frustrates me. #its like the kind of frustration where i want to help him but we are at such odds with one another that it's hard to feel like im #making any progress with him. im humanizing this fictional man so much right now. but the characters in this game feel so real yk. #hes the only companion who i dont have high approval with. i feel we are very much opposites. #he's a lot. compels me though. i know theres more to him than just aaah sassy cunty vampire #cazador...i gotta kill that guy #i was like ah he's gonna make me swoon aint he. instead im throttling him like can you be real with me for 5 seconds. #i dont want to flirt with you. just be a Person. with me. #also i keep saying i dont care but every time he gets mad at me i feel like im dying #i've seen the words ''astarion disapproves'' more times than ive seen my family this week #jesse plays bg3