#i went with my at the time girlfriend

[sophies-junkyard]

SO excited to see how Marceline is gonna react to Simon’s decision. Like. Simon is so deep in his own shit he has NO IDEA how angry she would be if she knew his plan. And there have been a lot of nods to this. I think it’s very intentional that we the audience saw little Frozen Marcy, but Simon didn’t. He’s not thinking about her right now. Her absence in these universes feels so pointed, ya know?

I mean think about Farm World. We know that in the Farm World universe Marcy guarded Simon’s body for a THOUSAND YEARS. She never left his side, lest the crown fall into someone else’s hands. She went mad with only the memory of his voice to keep her company… but he doesn’t know that. He doesn’t seem to fully understand what his transformation did to her.

It’s not super clear how much they’ve talked about it, but knowing both their characters I’m wondering how open Marceline was about her experience with the Ice King. How she could never get through to him even when she cried and pleaded. That she held onto Hambo for a thousand years. That she constantly watched him hurt the people she loved. That she was such a stranger to him that he tried to KISS HER??? Did they REALLY talk about it? Would he be throwing away his second chance if he knew how badly it would hurt her?

“All Simon ever wanted was to see Betty again”. And all Marceline ever wanted was to have Simon back. It’s what Betty wanted too.

I cannot WAIT for the reckoning.

#adventure time #fionna and cake #imagine what she would do if she went looking for Simon and he was gone #if she was forced to look into those unrecognizing eyes again #I just want her to slap him so fucking hard #I know he feels like nobody needs him but dammit OF COURSE marceline needs him #just because she’s busy with her girlfriend doesn’t mean she’s gonna be okay with Ice Kings return #uGH #marceline #ice king #simon petrikov #winter king #bubbline #petrigrof #this is my life

[littlebitofdnd]

Sandra-Lynn and Sklonda are having a "What Do We Do About Kristen" phone call as we speak

#dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #brennan lee mulligan #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #d20 fantasy high #dimension 20 fhjy #d20 fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #sklonda gukgak #sandra lynn faeth #riz gukgak #fig faeth #kristen applebees #like kristen IS a good friend and she DOES appreciate riz and fig but she is a mess #like as mothers of two deeply troubled children it makes sense they're comcerned #if my daughter the self-sacrificing ticking time bomb said she was ignoring a CURSE because she was busy with her friend's campaign??? #or if my son needed me to pull over to take a nap because the SAME GIRL was stressing him out so much?? #i think because we live outside the universe and love kristen it's easy to forget #kristen went from being the 'good kid' that the bad kids corrupted to the bad influence that worries their mothers #thinking about ally saying that kristen this season is when chaos is no longer cute #speaking of which this scene did make me realize how little the Thistlesprings check up on gorgug #ik they're trying though so imma give them a pass #like kristen has NO proper guidance on how to enter adulthood #i GUESS jawbone but Jawbone isn't raising her so much as he is housing her #What Kristen REALLY needs is to have one singular adult want to be her parent #She doesn't HAVE a proper sandra lynn or sklonda checking in on her #she has her ex-girlfriend's uncle #if kristen had someone looking out for her we wouldn't BE in this situation

[rocketbirdie]

deranged picnic

#obsessed with how this game manages to maintain a consistent utterly unhinged vibe for its entire runtime. #this scene is immediately followed by him receiving a letter from his girlfriend saying she's breaking up with him. #he gets the letter from an eldritch abomination in the form of his mentor's face on the body of dead dog as it turns into magic dust. #also his gf broke up with him because he wasn't returning any of her messages while he was being tortured in a dungeon for four years. #which is actually how he finds out it's been four years. he's been under the impression that it's been like. 2 weeks lol #the guy on the left is perfectly alive and monologuing the whole time. #and he happens to be the same guy that made clones of himself and went on a crusade to eat chunks of the protagonist's hair. #sighh..... crisis core my beloved........ #(derogatory) #my art <3 #ffvii #crisis core #oh god i forgot his scar. nobody look. don't look. you don't see shit.

[huidol]

happy valentines 👍 day

#figayda #fig x ayda #fig faeth #figueroth faeth #ayda augefort #fantasy high #dimension 20 #d20 #putting this up on top rest of the tags are just me talking ok #shout out to fig for being the only bad kid to stay together with their girlfriend post-fhsy. DESERVED. #scribbling poltergeist #junior's magic paintbrush #alt verison of the text couldve been want to be my crab queen but I only just thought of that now and I'm not changing it. SAD! #had sooooo many ideas for this drawing I had very cute sketch Hi everyone whos new to my blog btw I talk a lot in tags anyways I had a cute #sketch that was like. a card that Ayda was sitting at the top and fig was at the bottom and in the middle was a heart with clock hands and #shit. and ayda was sending down a uhhhh a heart that as it went down the page it aged. and fig caught it. bc ayda sending love letters #through time is my favorite thing in the whoooole world. #also had an idea because i just finished that season to have a traditional valentines card with cody that was like #“are you satan bc ive been waiting for you my whole life” bc he says that in the uh. first ep I think. anyways that be a great card I just #didnt haev the time. sad! i started drawing this on the 12th i had Zero time for anything else #wow i talked a lot tee hee ^_^ its ok because im special.

[wis-art]

Hi, i will be rather busy on the weekend, i have drawn this quick little pin-up sketch of Wiki and i will leave it with you all

#wiki #oc #my art #pinup #sketch #doodle #she is in many ways trans #like almost all my art its about the body and the way one perfieves themselves #i haven't drawn her before meeting lucy yet because i have been thinking a lot about them building their characters #originally i just made her as a girl with not much more to it #but as time went on and i kept thinking about her and what i would like her to be i realized she chose to look like this #this is how she wants to be presented #a girl #comfortable in her body #she's never been a boy in a traditional sense though #she is not human #angels are androgynous creatures with no rigid gender like humans #often just kinda neither #wiki became the shape of a woman over time when she realized how happy she is just being a woman #when she learned the concept of gender from her girlfriend she thought its very fun and wanted to participate #hi guys #i woke up #and hid all this in my tags #have fun digging

[fedorah-the-explorah]

tee hee happy halloween

#carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #carmen sandiego #player carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego fanart #playcarm #<- platonic #he pierced his ears for this btw #i like to image carmen hasnt actually watched/read sailor moon (evil. disgusting. shame on her) #but went along with the costume bc she's a real one #made my girlfriend do that two years ago #we were friends at the time #which I think is hilarious #bc this year we're player and carmen #while friends we dressed as a couple #now as a couple we're dressing as friends #tee hee #shut up suzie

[googledocsdyke]

what if there was a television show season that was made up of the most microscopic slivers of speculative content from a loathsome english man’s mind meant to “bridge the gap” between a real novel that exists and is pretty good and lovely and the loose leaf drafts of a hypothetical never-to-be published novel as a collaboration between the loathsome man and his drastically less loathsome dead best friend. are you still with me? good. okay now imagine precisely one maybe two actual Pieces Of Action happen in this entire season of television show and it ends in the most anticlimactic late-spn-style Guys Walking Around Kind Of Slowly battle of all time and takes three episodes for a man to drive to scotland. imagine every other character is made of coffeeshop au tropes ai-scraped from Websites and crumples into senselessness at the slightest spit of rain. cool now imagine that in the midst of all this contrivéd sludge, these heinously rendered amazon prime cgi wings, these poorly-blended wigs and paint-by-numbers pair the spares, that two of the finest stars of stage and screen to ever come up in the “british” “isles” are putting every muscle in their faces, every frown line and swish of the hips, into conveying nothing but a luminous adoration, a tangled knot of world-remaking desire. what if they kissed. c+ on av club. would that be fucked up or what

#good omens #i GENUINELY went into this season so prepared to not experience a single emotional affectation and then i had to PAUSE the last scene like f #ifteen times #my girlfriend says she's gonna break up with me if i keep posting good omens on main #:/

[mitsuki91]

When someone said something like "well it was only two-months situationships it can not be true love or anyway he become evil so he forgot about her fast" I like to remember my great aunt:

She was, as many italian at the time, working in Switzerland and she had a boyfriend. One day she wanted to go to dance, her boyfriend doesn't want to and she went anyway (yay) and there... She met the love of her life. And like. He was in a relatioship too. They dance all night and feel down so bad for each other that both left their partner and knew it was for life; they marry six months later and only because they wanted to marry immediatly, wait 3 months for the papers since they were in Switzerland, his ex girlfriend was mad and stole the papers the day before marriage, and they have to wait another 3 months.

And then they were together for life and after.

And I mean that she became a vidow in her 50 and never, never remarried or even be with someone else since her death in her 80 (two years ago).

So you know... I have proof irl about a true love written in the stars. How can I not belive in it?

#also I can not for the grace of love understand the concept of “situationship” #and even if you want to use his common meaning this doesn't apply to snowbaird #nor coryo nor lucy gray went and mess with other people wtf #pretty much they were a solid couple from the start #hell coryo said to her “I spend time with my girlfriend” and she giggle #she never said she was not his girlfriend or else #coriolanus snow #lucy gray baird #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosas #and now I go to sleep bye

[bangarangdarling]

something something biker!eddie and his flirtation via motorcycle 

Eddie buys the damn death trap of a Kawasaki after a particularly good couple of months dealing and Steve hates it. He absolutely refuses to allow any of the kids to get on the contraption, even after he’s promised that Eddie has practiced and knows what he’s doing. Won’t budge on the subject at all.

...until Eddie wears him down enough to try it for himself and then make the judgement on whether or not the kids will be in grievous danger by a spin around the block.

Steve is already in a mood the night they try it, staring at the huge, shiny black beast of a machine, with a matching helmet Eddie had pushed into his arms propped up on his hip. 

He would never admit that he might be just a tad grumpy that Eddie looks way too hot in the leather and straps that make up his jacket. He already had an inconvenient crush on the man enough without adding the way the helmet on Eddie’s own head was kind of doing it for him. Steve will examine that particular reaction later, when he wouldn’t be hashing out his new found kinks in the middle of the street. 

“We really don’t have to do this if you’re unsure,” Eddie’s already perched on the bike, kickstand up and balancing it perfectly with his feet. A professional. The bastard. 

His voice, which had previously been teasing and “What’s the matter? Scared, Harrington?” had softened to something gentler. A peace offering muffled from underneath that fucking sexy helmet. 

Steve knew that if he were to back out right now, that would be it. Eddie would drop it and wouldn’t hold it against him at all. Wouldn’t even make fun. Because that’s just how Eddie was. A unmitigated asshole when he was joking around with his friends--and a fucking sweetheart if he knew something really mattered. 

It moved Steve’s feet forward, climbing on and settling himself on the pad just behind the dipped driver’s seat. He eases himself down fully, noting how Eddie keeps the bike solidly balanced the whole time despite the shift of weight. 

“Shut it, Munson, I’m not scared. Just would really prefer not to crash into a tree, so keep your eyes up front,” He put on the borrowed helmet, pushing at Eddie’s shoulder to stop him from craning back around to look at him. “Eyes front!” 

Eddie laughed.  “We’re not even moving!” 

“I don’t care! It’s like a loaded gun. Always assume it’s loaded! Always assume this thing could kick up at any moment and make us smears on the pavement.” He grumbled, but it was halfhearted. He was mostly distracted now with what to do with his hands. Eddie lifted his leg and brought it down swiftly, kicking the motorcycle on in a way that was...undeniably confident and hot. Oh, Jesus Christ. 

“I promise to keep us in one piece, your majesty. Nothing crazy, but you’re definitely going to want to hold on to me,” The machine under them roared, making Eddie yell just a bit to be heard. He reached back to pull one of Steve’s hands to his waist only for it to be immediately pulled away.  “Uh, it’s fine. I’ll just--”  “Steve,”

“I’m good, you can go!” Steve braced both hands on either side of himself, digging his fingers into the padded cushion beneath him. They didn’t speak for a few beats, the engine rumbling carrying on relentlessly, until Steve saw Eddie’s shoulders shrug in an exaggerated way and then he--

The bike revved and lurched forward a few feet, throwing Steve’s balance out of the proverbial window. He yelped and fought against the momentum throwing him back by yanking forward and plastering himself to Eddie’s back. 

There was no space between them now, with Steve’s arms completely wrapped around the body in front of him, fingers digging viciously into Eddie’s waist. Despite his nervous system still working through the scare, Steve had to admit to himself that he did feel more stable like this. Like they were one person on the bike, now. Balance aligned, weight together. 

Eddie had them braked safely again, feet on the ground and the echo of his laugh in Steve’s ears. Once the jock got his breath back again he was really going to have some words to say about that. Most of them curse words. Their helmets knocked together slightly as Eddie turned his body and flicked up his visor. Their position made it difficult to be face to face, but Steve caught the corner of Eddie’s smirk and a flash of a chocolate brown eye.  “There, much better. Now, you just hold on like a good backpack and let me take you for the ride of your life, ‘kay?” 

Before Steve could even process that the visor was back down and they were taking off, his heart pounding against Eddie’s back for reasons that were only partially to do with the bike underneath them.

He really hated this thing.  (He loved it. The kids were allowed to get rides, occasionally. That seat became Steve’s.) 

#this is only because I saw a tiktok of a couple doing this and I lost my mind #'backpack' is apparently a term for like a biker girlfriend and it might?? possibly be insulting? I don't know the culture #but at the same time my mind immediately went to the gutter because it also checked all of my slutty little boxes for a steve harrington hc #i guess this is modern because kawasakis weren't made until the 90s looool #it's a crotch rocket guys you know what it looks like #steddie #steddie ficlet #my brain vomit #one of my biggest weakness is keeping the same tense so im so sorry you had to read this that i threw up in 10 minutes without editing

[filmnoirsbian]

The only way I'll ever believe a street psychic is real is if they do not immediately say there's a handsome man in my romantic future

#tcp #every time. i went to one with my GIRLFRIEND at the time and she STILL said it instantly dkfkedn #psychic: i see a handsome man in your future he will sweep u off ur feet #my and my gf: um. ok.

[mxwhore]

mutuals. i am getting caught in my own bitterness again...

#ill vent because this is basically my bedroom #my younger older brother is caught up in that phase of romantic love when nothing else matter but girlfriend #thats fine i guess it happens #the thing is he forgot about my birthday and i was sad. then he remembered that he forgot and called and said #heyyy lemme make it up to you. lets go grab dinner this weekend (last weekend) #he forgot he even said me and went wine tasting with his gf. so now im double sad AND pissed because #i said no to my friends who actually wanted to see me because i was under the assumption that we were going out #so i sent him a passive aggressive message like heyy dinner was great thx for that xd and he was like what dinner?? #long story short he realized he fucked up again and invited me to dinner for realsies this time #but like. he isnt really inviting me? he and my niece were going to a kiddy place he promised he would take her and said i could tag along #i told him i realize now he just invited that to save face and to forget about it #but now im even sadder cuz i love my niece and she is always happy to see me... i just feel like im stupid or something #theyre going tomorrow and im debating on whether i should swallow my pride and go for her #i probably wont #im still not over it #anyway whatever i got work to do

[wolfeyedwitch]

Me: *experiences unpleasant things from People Being Crazy*

My inner whump writer: *takes notes about the feelings for more accurate future writing*

#whump #whump writing #whump humor #someone went really nuts on me and i set a boundary and now they have cut all contact #i dont regret it #my mental health has to come first #a guy put me in the girlfriend zone #i firmly said i didnt want a romantic relationship #i thought we'd be ok just being friends #but he kept pushing for more interaction even when i said i didnt have the spoons #and he basically threatened me with his own mental health to get me to respond #which is Extremely Not Okay #i told him in the nicest terms possible to cut that shit out #because it was triggering me (and i dont say that lightly) #and now its radio silence and he deleted all the previous messages he ever setn #which is LITERAL MONTHS OF MESSAGES #and the whole thing was this surreal mess of slowly sinking further into my time being absorbed by him #whether it was intentional or not is pretty much irrelevant at that point #he was really messing w my head #and if he takes me nicely setting a boundary as a reason to cut contact? then NO CONTACT #and yeah. i have more ideas of how bailey got in so deep w supervillain now #it didnt feel like a slippery slope until i was looking back at where i came from #essay in tags

[gumm1defloor]

Personally speaking if I had to pick one rairpair out of the entire hellaverse I would want to see canon it would be Velvette x Verosica but man it is going to be the most lavish, fluffy, intensely intimate, passionate, rancid & disastrous 24/7 trending full blown shitstorm hell has ever seen I don't think anyone is going to be ready. Not even these two. Dear god especially not these two.

Man Verosica is just 2 for 1 on short gremlin kings who are also coincidentally emotionally constipated walking talking sacks of untreated mental illnesses wrapped up in 3 layers of intimacy issues isn't she but hey at least this one's pretty much guaranteed never to steal your credit card for horse riding lessons and most definitely won't be caught one ring down in wrath in the middle of fuck knows where with said credit card so.... yay improvement?

#and unlike the last one - they don't talk about the last one - #She likes how effortlessly confident Velvette is with everything she works with and how little she has to worry about their relationship #when she's around her #ofc the gradual loss of autonomy and general sense of self is a whole other thing and she definitely doesn't need to think about it ever- #-cause her stunningly hot drop-dead gorgeous filthy rich and famous girlfriend just designed her 10 new fashion lines for her new tour- #-without her even asking- #-and they're gonna live stream the best date she's ever going to have in the fanciest restaurant the pride rings has to offer. #she's never felt this adored & safe & content in satin knows how long she is getting herself trashed every other saturday and STILL #manages to look flawless for every magazine by morning #& Velvette tells her they look so hot together every time they take a selfie as she pulls her waist & face & hair & neck into her side #like she's ready to swallow her whole #they spoil each other with gifts & praises and shit talking ppl behind their back #and absolutely nothing between them ever went wrong #hazbin hotel shitposts #helluva boss #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel velvette #I remember having a headcannon that Velvette sends every single girl/boyfriend(toy) she has ever had to Valentino after she dumps them. #sometimes she'll even throw in a personal recommendation #Velvette is dead quiet about the breakup this time around #Valentino - for once in his life- knows better to ask #Verosika never came to pentegram city to do live shows since #angst #I suppose #which is probably all my 2 neurons are good for past 9 pm

[waitineedaname]

apparently someone in my friend's program thinks I'm cute. this is doing insane things to my ego

#apparently they went up to my friend and were like 'i see you play board games every week with a bunch of lesbians' #and my friend was like. what. #and apparently by a bunch they just meant me specifically lmao #they were like 'that little blond one' #and they thought im cute :') #i told my friend to give them my number next time they see them but they apparently have a girlfriend akdbfkdhd #but this is amazing to hear #bc i dont think ive ever had this happen! #at least not to my knowledge #ive never had someone be like 'your friend is cute' referring to me #especially not in a queer way!!!! ah!!!!

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

goose goose goose goose goose i love goose <333 goose goose goose (i better get an emmy for this impersonation i nailed it)

simp and proud of it

#nailed it bestie #recently I was in school and went guess what >:3 and my friend asked is it Girlfriend Thoughts Time again?? #no but I did want to talk abt goose #Goose <3 #best person ever #I love goose #ALSO MAE GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS #asks

[fishymom-art]

i finished season 4 of magnus archives and i am NOT okay

everyone's traumatized, but 4 lesbians, a muffin gay and a terrified asexual got a little win so that's good

#the magnus archives #tma #MELANIE MY BELOVED YOU DESERVE A GOOD LIFE #AND BASIRA YOU BETTER FIND YOUR RABID GIRLFRIEND #MARTIN AND JON REALLY JUST STARTED GETTING COMFY AND HAPPY AND THEN EVERYTHING IMMEDIATELY WENT TO SHITS #i dislike lukas SO MUCH #elias can suck a dick honestly he's such a piece of shit #ii'm happy that jane came back for a little bit that was made specifically for me because i am number one jane stan #and helen is honestly pretty cool altho i still like michael a bit more than her #but its funny how michael was like “here is a door for you go open it” #“it's closed”“no it' can't be closed” “YOU TRY IT” “WHA???” #fucking peak comedy i am sorry #iAND THAT WAS THE LAST TIME WE'VE HEARD OF HIM (at least as far as i'm aware) IT'S SO FUNNY