#i'm sure everyone and their mom already made this joke but it's so funny to me

[hecoxthirst]

"we have rhett and link at home"

rhett and link at home:

#i'm sure everyone and their mom already made this joke but it's so funny to me #HELP #having amanda play rhett as the tallest person was the funniest choice #shayne's link is like actually good tho djhfgdjkfg #smosh #shayne topp #amanda lehan canto #smosh pit theater #rhett and link

[aryxchse]

the hot lifeguard. | percy jackson x daughter of hera! reader.

a / n : no one's requesting for my husband so i simp for him on my own (and with my girl annabeth chase ofc)

warnings ; cursing, you being a simp (totally not inspired from me), him being a simp, maybe nsfw mentions idk just horny teens, hot percy jackson, my baby annabeth because she's too cute for you to handle, ALSO LONG ASS FIC WTF, well you know me, i'm a sucker for daughter of hera trope

having a crush on percy jackson was normal in the campers.

he was hot, powerful, funny, sarcastic, kind, loyal, and believe me, the list goes on.

so when he started working as a lifeguard in the camp, suddenly everyone was in the water. he, the little shit he is, surfed once in a while too, to give a little show to the girls and boys. he was the aphrodite cabin's precious, which piper was disgusted. but he was proud.

today was another day for the camp to be at lake, swimming. annabeth dragged you out from the peaceful hera cabin, saying that you should at least get in the water to survive this hot weather. even though you wanted to stay inside, she was right, like always. the weather was hot and you started to get embarresed from the amount of times you asked jason to create a wind for you.

now you were going to use percy's element to cool down, which is, your secret crush.

"having a crush on percy isn't bad as you think." annabeth said quietly, carrying her and your beach bags. you, who was carrying the snacks and your surfboard, sighed. "oh yeah? i'm literally in a fucking cult annabeth. the 'i-have-a-crush-on-percy-too' cult. and believe me, there's so many of us."

annabeth laughed at you and found a good spot while you were rambling. she put the bags down on the sand and pulled out a blue picnic blanket to claim the area.

"i know the cult, i was a member of it when i was like, 12." she joked, now putting the bags on top of the blanket to keep it in place. "then i left, realising i wasn't really in the cult."

you smirked at her as you took off your big camp shirt, laying on the blanket with your matched blue bikini. "see? you should know what i feel."

annabeth shrugged, taking off her own camp shirt, leaving herself with her yellow swimsuit. "not really." she said. "besides, there's no one like you in the cult. you're quite famous yourself."

you raised an eyebrow at her, taking a lemonade from the little fridge standed beside you. "how so, blondie?" you asked, taking a sip.

"well, you're the only daughter of the famous hera, and literally the definition of good. everyone knows and loves you, you're always helping people. the little kids call you mom sometimes for gods' sake." she explained, and you chuckled.

"what's that have to do with percy?" you asked as you grabbed a diet coke from the fridge. annabeth groaned, taking the diet coke from your hand. "what i'm trying to say is, you probably have his attention already. you're as famous as him and you're literally gorgeous."

you 'awww'ed at annabeth which she gagged playfully. you left a kiss to her cheek. "thanks annie, but i'm only successful at being little boys first love. not getting the famous percy jackson's attention."

annabeth groaned louder, laying on her back. "man, people talk about the skinny white boy like he's some god." she said. "when he was twelve, he was basically a loser."

you laughed at her and stood up, taking your surfboard. "how nice of you to talk about him like that." you joked, and annabeth made thumbs up to you. "anyways babe, i'll surf a little. there's a lotta good waves goin' on right now."

annabeth looked at the ocean and sighed. "you sure? it looks dangerous today." she said, and you only giggled at her worries. "oh please, you know i'm good at surfing as much as percy."

"yeah, sure. don't let piper hear that'." annabeth yelled after you as you walked away. you waved at her without turning back.

you looked around a bit. the apollo kids was blasting music in the food corner, which was now full of demigods. dionysus kids was making cocktails without the alcohol, because their dad's were watching them. chiron was just chilling next to mr d, a sunglass on his face, and the aphrodite kids was playing beach volleyball with the demeter kids.

then you looked at the right. oh, there he was.

percy jackson, sitted on the guard chair -you really didn't know what it's called- with that tan and muscular body of his. he had a sunglass on his face and an ice cream stick in his mouth. he lazily swinged his feet once in a while, and the blue shorts of his were looking so damn good on him. the red whistle hanged around on his bare chest, not that he touched it often.

you stopped staring when a girl accidently bumped you, apologising right after it. you smiled and said it was nothing, internally thanking the girl for making you turn back to life again. you were damn sure annabeth was making fun of you.

little thing you didn't know that percy, was observing you in that blue bikini, behind his sunglasses. what do you think was the reason of him wearing them? to be cool? nah, he doesn't even need those to be cool. he's just watching you secretly. you, didn't had any idea you were making an eye contact with him until that girl bumped to you.

he watched you dive in the water like you were poseidon's champion or something, getting on that white surfboard of yours like a damn model. percy felt like he was drooling at the sight, which he probably was.

he was snapped out of his gaze with mr d yelling at him. man, you were just about to bend over and stand up on that board.

"yes, mr d?" he said lazily, rolling his eyes behind the sunglasses.

"this little shit needs to find the bathroom, go show him." mr d pointed some little boy who was holding his shorts like his life depended on it. percy jumped down from his seat like it wasn't 2 feet tall, and smiled at the boy.

"don't mind him, he's an old man who's angry he can't drink." he said to the boy, ruffling his hair. the boy only nodded. "i don't really care anyway, i just need to pee."

percy chuckled as he picked the little boy in his arms, already taking him to the bathroom. "i'll carry you little fella. just be careful not to pee on me."

"i won't, thank you percy." the little boy said. percy wasn't suprised that he knew his name. "no problem. what's your name kid?"

"peter." he said. percy chuckled again. "yeah? mr d used to call me peter. he still does sometimes."

the little boy laughed as percy entered the bathroom. "really? so that's why he calls me percy sometimes." he said, forgetting he had to pee. percy smiled. "probably. go and let go all your pee boy, i'll be back on busin-"

he couldn't finish his sentence when annabeth rushed to the boys bathroom. "percy!" she yelled.

percy turned around to look at annabeth and smiled. "hey 'beth, nice to see you. not a really good spot for meeting don't ya thi-"

"there's no time for joking seaweed brain! she's fucking drowning!" she yelled at him. percy immediatly took of his glasses as they already start running towards the ocean.

"who?" he asked.

"y/n! you know her right?" annabeth said breathlessly.

of course he did, he fucking adored her. percy's worry only growed when he saw how big those waves were. the demigod's were already in panic as they looked at the sea. chiron called percy and said that the daughter of hera needed to be saved immediatly. percy didn't even stopped to listen to chiron as he dive into the water.

you thought you could handle it, or at least swim up and sit on your board. but no, poseidon was definetly in a bad mood, and he was taking his anger out from you, probably.

as you lost your balance and fell into the water, you didn't panicked and started swimming as usual. but big and strong waves hit you back and forth, until you were tired, swallowed too many water and fainted.

when you opened your eyes, you thought you were in elysium. or it was just some another version of the little mermaid.

percy smiled at you as you opened your eyes, his big hands cupping your face. he was panting, not because he was tired from all the swimming, no. he was panting because he fight with the thought of losing you for the past five minutes as he worked on getting out the water you swallowed.

"there you are, breath honey. can you do that?" he asked, and you caughed a bit. you nodded softly as he lifted you until you sat up, his strong arms still supporting your back.

you looked around, there was only the two of you, the crowd was long gone. you looked at percy again as your hand find it's way to your forehead. "what happened?" you asked.

"nothin' to worry about angel, just some big waves." he explained, caressing your back softly. you let your body rest on his chest, sighing as you remembered what happened.

"didn't thought the waves would get this crazy." you said, voice still hoarse as you caughed again. percy nodded as he patted your back. "me either."

after a minute of silence, percy finally speaked up again. "i... i'm sorry i was late, i took this little kid called peter to the bathroom because mr d asked me to, i swear i'd help you quicker if i didn-"

"percy, hey, it's okay." you shushed him, your hand caressing his arm. "you already saved my life."

percy nodded again. "yeah i know, i know. but i just," he sighed. "i don't know what i'd do if i lost you before i even asked you out."

you giggled to his chest. "yeah? you were gonna ask me out? when?" he smiled into your hair.

"today. been watching you for sometime now."

"creep." you joked.

"observing beauty, i'd say." he said, smirking.

you sat straight and looked deep into his eyes, which now matched with the color of the sea.

"i'd love to grab some lemonade with you, as a way of thanking you i guess." you said as you smirked back at him. percy chuckled as his hand caressed your cheek.

"who am i to refuse a sweet thank you, right?"

#omg #what did i wrotee #not me ignoring the requests to write this #lifeguard percy is a need #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the heroes of olympus #percy jackson series #pjo hoo toa #percy jackson imagine #percy jackson headcanon #pjo show #pjo tv show #percy x you

[jazeswhbhaven]

That's What You Get When You Eat a Mandrake~ (Beel Butt L-Card Story: Ch.1) *React I*

-the bby

WE ARE LIVING IN AVISOS LATELY HUH?? Sure we got a healthy dose of our Hades bois, but there's been a lot of content with Avisos popping up lately and I'm like huh...it seems the fave locations are Gehenna and Avisos as opposed to Tartaros and Hades. Anyway this is the first node of the Beel booty story (hooray everyone that got it!) I would technically say this isn't spoilers unless you were unable to get the card then it's technically spoilers but everyone's seen it I assume but just in casseeee

LETS GO another two-parter...this time because there's a new boo I get to ramble about. Get yourself a snackkyyy snack and let's go ( ˘▽˘)っ♨

First we enter Dong-gyun that is at this gift store having his home-made butt shaped chocolates get wrapped professionally

Let me just say that Dong-gyun is a d o r a b l e. And I love him so much. For some reason he reminds me of Yoosung from MYMES and idk why when they clearly aren't the similar just the blonde hair lmao

Maybe it's the soft boi casual hoodie-wearing vibes I'm loving? Anyways

Poor bby was kicked out of the store for being a bit overbearing lol that and it's busy with everyone celebrating their first valentines day in Avisos because MC is also there (they truly do party for any reason it's great) Because they're out here making out, doing shit in the streets like this is wild lol

But DonBear (my nickname for him) made the chocolates for MC :)))) he has like a huge one-sided crush on them and I think that's just the cutest thing.

I also want to add that he's not one of the 72 either, he's just a regular day-to-day lower-level devil and I love that we get to see that. I wanna know how life is for devils who just are "there" ya know?? Like Nina for instance (RIP ;.;)

So he finds out where MC is at and he notices everyone and their mom (except for the 7 grandmothers, i wanna know more about that actually :o) are there with chocolates they have given MC. But he doesn't mind waiting in line.

I only wanted to add this screenshot because I'm crying, Minhyeok forever in the friendzone trenches because "friendship chocolates?????" free this man please.

Ahhh so our DonBear was able to to make it and he prepares to give his chocolates until....

Oh

First. Why

Is

He

So

HOT???

I can imagine how his jaw had to unhinge unhumanly to eat that pile of chocolate and I'd just be like o__o oh

Second...girl...he gonna give you back that chocolate alright if you want (yes this is a poop joke. no i am not into that i just find it funny mc really sat there and asked for it back like you're either gonna get vomit or poop which one?)

The funny part tho is Beel is casually like "I already ate it tho"

Yes bby we know that. I'd like for you to replace it because you prefer to be childish and eat things that don't belong to you to show your dominance or whatever okay <3

See? See the fucking snark this one has?

>:P he's getting bitten

Leave DonBear alone D: at least let us eat our butt shaped chocolates he spent time making from scratch (also look at his face I'll protect you omg)

Beel.

Beel. Beel. You're going in time-out I swear. The naughty corner.

Sigh....maybe you'll be forgiven if you let DonBear make another batch of chocolates for me

AND this part? Where Beel fainted and is having some kind of episode???? I was like omfg it's whatever was in the chocolates isn't it? It's the damn mandrake stuff isn't it?

And our Avisos bois came to the rescue immediately because they thought it was some kind of attack. (it's really cool how they can sense stuff like this immediately)

So while everyone's trying to help Beel and figure out what's wrong with him and take him to the hospital and such (and dragging DonBear along because they suspect it's him that did it) we go into a flash back!!!

So Dong-hyung was hanging out and being the designated driver kinda friend (the one that stays sober and watches the others) but he doesn't really drink like that anyway so he doesn't mind babysitting.

LMAO so these two characters waltz into the bar and DonBear is kinda side-eyeing them because I mean I'm crying why is MC a clown? xD it makes me think of those memes again dammit

MC showing their ID at the bar 💀💀💀💀💀💀

anyways

So what's funny is that MC is me because they're drunk asf slurring and saying some shit and Beel is just thinking this is cute and just letting it happen such a bad influence... xD

ME coded.

Silly drunk clown bitch hours.

My ass would be laughing at everything and saying the floor is lavvvaaa Beel...the floor is lavvvaaaaaa carry meeeeee

xD

So iirc MC ends up bumping into DonBear and he just knows how to handle the situation perfectly and this was after he realized that it was Beel and MC in disguise and not just two randos in the bar.

Beel gestured for him to come outside with them and he's fanboying about the situation and I find that entirely cute. He's a sweetie and I want good things for him.

DREAM ON DONG-HYUNG I BELIEVE IN YOUUUU????

even though we all pretty much know how this works though for the most part when it comes to who is the designated 72. Someone should draw him in the uniform though (throwing this idea out there)

LOL so he flopped MC on DonBear and is just like so this kind of night arouses angels...so hold MC for me in case I have to fight or something. And I'm just like oh dear...the poor bby is kinda struggling to carry MC are they that heavy? Lol

He's so determined. I love it

So here, DonBear is asking a lot of questions and one of them is if Bael and Beel are twins, and Beel is like yeah Bael would not like it if I said yes so I'll say no even if we are.

Beel your roundabout answer is killing me lmao

He....he....he almost came from being petted on the nape of his neck?????? *screams*

He's perfect for dry humping, and anything of the sort that doesn't involve penetration because he's so sensitive I love him. I could hug him and rub his back and he'd love it. (granted this means tho that this is only for his favorite person or the person he's crushing on this sounds like he wouldn't react this way to a stranger)

So Bael was getting onto Beel for MC being in this state and just going on and on and Beel is like "Well it's not like I could have just left MC there no way they're drunk :D" so gentlemanly like and Bael agrees that the devils in Avisos are gentleman (are they...? I would assume some aren't)

ANNDDD I've hit the limit my lovelies. (on screenshots allowed in said post) So we're gonna stop here until we get to the other post ^^ see you thereeeee

->Part Two<-

#whb #what in hell is bad #whb beelzebub #whb dong hyun #whb screencaps #whb spoilers #card spoilers #whb reacts

[dollywheeler]

October 2nd, 1996

Dear diary,

Apparently, mom has run out of things to clean and is in instead coping with her nerves by continuing to sort through the stuff in the basement. She said she'd noticed some things while we'd been clearing space that she thought Mike might want back. It's already waiting by the door, as if she wants to make sure she doesn't forget - as if she only has one chance to give it to them. I almost tripped over the box when I rushed into the house to change and shower before coming here.

I don't think I'm nervous about it anymore. Sure, I'm worried about Mike and mom interacting - I have no idea what to expect from that. The theater had already been awkward enough that was only a conversation of about five minutes. Now they'll be spending the entire evening together. Hell, do they even know how to cook? Mike's letter said he could, but I just assumed he meant being able to boil potatoes and cook sausages to an acceptable degree.

It's going to be weird seeing him host.

The first time with Nancy had been weird like that too, seeing mom be the guest for once instead of the one in charge. Except, Nancy had been happy to let mom help, recognising mom's instinct to take care of her children. I doubt Mike will let her even step foot in the kitchen. Mike has always been stubborn like that.

I think he's caught on to me and Daniel - I mean, obviously he should have seen us at the dance, but he disappeared for a huge chunk of the night so I thought he'd missed most of the slow dancing. By the time I noticed him and Will return, the night was almost over and everyone was making the most of dancing with all their friends one last time. Still, he has this knowing look on his face when he watches us now, like he's sizing Daniel up. If he dares give his opinion though I might strangle him. So far he hasn't said anything, but he's generally been really good at being professional at school.

He doesn't go out of his way to talk to me unless I approach him first - which I only did to ask more details about Friday. Maybe I'm starting to look forward to it. Just a little bit. I just want to know what their house looks like from the inside, and even though it's going to be awkward talking about what they've been up to the last eight years, I can't help but be curious what life has been like for them outside of Hawkins.

The Stevenson's hallway light just started flickering, so I had to grab a chair and screw the bulb in tighter. Luckily that seems to have done the trick.

I hate when lights do that; it always sends chills down my spine. It's funny because I know it's nothing, it's literally just a faulty bulb, and yet I'm bothered by it. Sandy would joke it's because it wreaks havoc on my sense of perfection, which honestly might be the case. Blaming that one nightmare would make more sense, except nothing about that dream had been all that frightening. I think about it often, so even if it had been scary at one point, it's just a cool curiosity to me now, a weird association my brain makes; table lamp -> weird dream I had when I should have been too young to remember.

Speaking of; I handed in my final assignment for Will's class but I don't know if Will liked it. I mean, I think it's as well as I could have made it - even though the details on the wallpaper are lacking - but he always gets this weirdly pinched expression when he looks at it. Usually I would assume it was disappointment, like he'd hoped I would have done better, but even I'm proud of my drawing so I doubt that's the case. We'll see when I get the grade back.

Anyway, I'm going to get back to practicing guitar. I got distracted playing - or at least attempting to - 4 Non Blondes before, but I should get back to Where's My Mind? so that I can at least play one full song before jumping onto other things.

Love, Holly

#holly wheeler #the third wheeler #mike wheeler #stranger things #fanfic #byler #will byers

[whchenlvr]

Hello!, I see that the request is open. May I ask how the union and eunjang would act upon meeting their partner's family?

Sorry for my poor english, I'm still learning. 😔🥲

pls, your english is better than mine! 💞🫶

meeting your family ;

weak hero x gn!reader

gray yeon

➤ he’s actually pretty chill about it

➤ you and gray both know that he’s a model student and would make the perfect son-in-law, but you’re a bit worried his lack of expression may unease your parents

➤ to your surprise, after about three minutes with your parents, gray had a smile on his face

➤ your parents found him very respectful and showered him with compliments. you think he may have needed that more than he thought

➤ your mother made you promise to bring him over more often, and gray was more than happy to take her offer

ben park

➤ ben tells you he isn’t nervous, but you know he’s lying by the way he constantly fixes his hair or straightens his outfit

➤ “you look great,” you keep telling him, trying to calm him, but it’s like he doesn’t hear you as the two of you wait for your parents to open their door

➤ from the moment the two of you walked in, your mom absolutely adored him. “oh, y/n, why didn’t you tell us how handsome he is!”

➤ it’s funny watching ben get so flustered over every little thing, basically begging your mom to do the dishes and help out with dinner despite telling him he didn’t have to

➤ by the time the night comes to an end, your parents are already making plans for the next time you have dinner

alex go

➤ man is shitting bricks he’s so nervous

➤ you have to keep adjusting his jacket since he won’t stop fiddling with the zipper

➤ “alex, calm down. they’re not that bad. it’ll be fine!”

➤ it was not fine, but it wasn’t alex’s fault! you were helping your mom in the kitchen while your dad laughed at your boyfriend’s jokes and got so distracted watching them bond that you burned dinner

➤ “if i were you, alex,” you hear your dad tell your boyfriend as you and your mom put a small fire out. “i’d run away from that one while i still can.” “dad!”

gerard jin

➤ your parents are so excited to meet him, simply because of how much you tell them about him

➤ honestly, you’re the anxious one. so anxious, in fact, that you forgot that your parents were babysitting your young nephew and niece while your sister was out of town

➤ you weren’t nervous in a bad way, though, just shaky about the whole situation. before gerard, no one you’d dated had ever met your family

➤ gerard kept a hand on your back or shoulder the whole time, doing a pretty good job and keeping conversation as you silently analyzed everyone’s facial expressions and body language

➤ as he played with your niece and nephew, your dad pulled you away to let you know that you picked correctly with this one

donald na

➤ to your surprise, he’s really worried about the impression he’ll give off to your family

➤ “hey, don’t be nervous! you’re amazing, and my feelings for you aren’t going to change no matter what they think.”

➤ that calms him a bit since his biggest worry was you viewing him in a different light. he doesn’t have the best history with parents or adults in general, so he just wants to make you proud

➤ you won’t lie, your parents weren’t sold at first. your sister, on the other hand (a tattoo artist), absolutely loved donald and his vibe. “bro, next time you want some ink, ask y/n to take you to my shop. on the house.”

➤ donald was pretty discouraged after leaving, since your parents kept the farewell’s brief. you make sure to cover his hands and face in kisses, and once you were home, your mom texted you a quick “he’s so in love with you. happy y/n happy in laws!”

jake ji

➤ you know your family is going to embarrass you, so you’re more afraid of what jake will think of you after than what your parents think of him

➤ as expected, your mom waited a whole six and a half minutes before pulling out the photo book

➤ “look! this was the day y/n fell down the stairs and put a hole in the wall!” “mom!”

➤ no matter how embarrassing, jake laughs along with your family. though, he’ll keep a hand on your knee or thigh so you know he isn’t laughing at you and finds you adorable

➤ when all is said and done, your mom tells you that if you don’t marry jake, she’ll disown you. jk… jk

wolf keum

➤ you’re not worried about your parents will react to him, you’re worried about how he’ll react to them

➤ “they’re boring, okay, but if they start, i don’t know, acting weird? just ignore them? please?”

➤ “y/n… i will be on my best behavior.”

➤ and he would be! though, when your mom asks about his bandages or what he does in his free time, wolf has to clench his jaw and force a smile. thankfully, you’re there to cover :)

➤ still, your parents don’t mind him. they’re happy as long as you are, but wouldn’t be heartbroken if you break up

#weak hero webtoon #weak hero #weak hero manhwa #weak hero class 1 #weak hero x reader #gray yeon #ben park #alex go #donald na #jake ji #wolf keum

[destinyc1020]

I'm not that confession anon, but I also wish they could have reached the levels of fame they have more gradually. When they try something professionally, or don't do xyz, everyone is watching them so closely. Like, everyone. Other actors don't have that. Others can have 2-3 movies that don't work or aren't perfect and no one notices. They can take a break and no one notices. Like, I remember someone saying that Amanda Seyfreid had "never missed" on a project. LOL look again. You just weren't paying attention, not that missing isn't completely normal.

The flipside is that the fame helps get eyeballs on what they do. But even Tom talked about not being able to take dance classes because of the cellphones. If they wanted to do a small play, it wouldn't be small.

And that's before you even get to their personal lives. Z can't even post a selfie without people harassing her mom about her relationship. I would hate to have thousands of comments saying my relationship is the only reason people still believe in love. Even as a joke, it may not be funny all the time.

They're obviously not the only ones in this situation. But it's a small club.

Whew! You all are getting DEEEEP up in here for Confession Sunday! I love it! 😁

I know exactly what you mean Anon. 💯

To me, TZ's fame level is really a double-edged sword tbh. It definitely has some perks for sure, but like you said, the flipside is that you get less and less room to make mistakes, have film flops, or even have a stable private life.

Btw... A film bombing is something EVERY single actor in Hollywood has experienced. Not all films being released are going to be blockbusters or even do well at the box office. I guarantee you that in Hollywood, EVERY single actor out there has had a film that didn't do as well as they had hoped, or pull in as much numbers or enjoyers of the film as they had originally expected or wished for. It happens! It's the nature of the game. Guess what? These actors are STILL acting.

I do think it's a shame that Spider-man catapulted Tom and Zendaya into a level of fame that was ginormous at such a young age. I think Z was already pretty well-known and famous, but let's be honest, the Spidey films, the Dune films, and also Euphoria have made her way more famous than what she was back in 2016.

I do kinda wish that they could have had more of a gradual leap to superstardom.... like, maybe struck it "hot" at THIS age, instead of 7 years ago.... But, you know what?? Life is full of taking chances. You don't want to miss out on great chances just because of a fear of fame.

Honestly? It's not even the fame level that's the problem. It's PEOPLE. It's haters...and even fans who are a little too invested who don't know how to have boundaries. It's never the celebrity's fault, or even the level of fame. It's the fact that PEOPLE don't have boundaries, and don't know how to keep negativity to themselves.

#confession sunday

[alyssaswrld999]

Being A Henderson is complicated/ Eddie Munson x Reader:

Y/n is Dustin Hendersons older sister. She's a senior in highschool and has been involved with the party for awhile. She has helped with trying to save The town of Hawkins from the Upside Down. Eddie Munson starts to take a liking to the oldest Henderson.

Who knew saving the world could be the hardest thing to do? Yeah beats me I mean the super hero's make it look easy. Well then again that is television... it's supposed to be fake.

Not only is saving the world hard it's also harder to be the oldest sibling and to take care of your younger sibling. Especially if it's Dustin Henderson.

"DUSTIN LETS GO" I shouted from down the hallway. Dustin was taking forever to get ready for school. Today is the last day until spring break and our mom is making sure me and Dustin are going to school.

Were I'm a senior now I have been driving for two years so I am an excellent driver. But it also sucks driving when you have to be forced to take your sibling everywhere. Then again I kinda don't mind besides I love me and Dustin's group of friends.

"DUSTIN IM LEAVING IN FIVE MINUTES HURRY UP" I shouted again. "COMING GEEZ" Dustin yelled back. I sighed and walked into the kitchen. I decided to make me two Eggo waffles before we left. I could already tell this was gonna be a long day.

As I'm in the kitchen waiting for the Eggos to be done I hear my brothers footsteps. "About time you got dressed and ready" I said. "Yeah yeah like you don't take twenty three minutes to get ready" Dustin snapped back.

I turned and looked at Dustin. He had a playful look on his face so I knew he was joking. "Yeah yeah but I love you Dustin" I said. I walked over to him and hugged him. Then the Eggos popped up from the toaster and I grabbed them. I handed one to Dustin so he could eat it for breakfast.

"Your a good sister" Dustin told me while grabbing his backpack. "Yeah and you better damn not forget it either" I said. We both got finally into my car and we made our way to Hawkins High.

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We finally made it to school and I parked my car. "Now am I still taking you back here tonight for Hellfire" I asked. "Yep and I'm pretty sure Eddie would love to see you" Dustin teased. I looked at Dustin with a confused look. "Why the hell does Eddie Munson want to talk to me" I asked.

"Well one your my sister, two your funny, and three I think he likes you" Dustin said. "There's no way Eddie likes me. Dustin everyone thinks I'm a weirdo. I've always been considered weird" I said.

Dustin frowned at what I was saying. "Y/n trust me your not weird in a bad way. Your really cool and smart and besides your the best sister in the world. Your my bestfriend and you have always been there for me" Dustin said. I giggled at what Dustin said.

He really did know how to cheer me up. "Correction Steve and Eddie are your bestfriends. I'm just your crazy older sister who you tolerate and annoy on a daily basis" I joked. Me and Dustin had a good laugh at that one.

Me and Dustin got out of my car and we walked into the school. We both went our separate ways and then after the school was almost over it was time for lunch.

*Dustin's POV*

After we told Eddie on why Lucas couldn't come to Hellfire tonight it kinda soothed down. I mean after Eddie of course made his big speech. "Hey uh Henderson I have a question" Eddie said. I looked over at Eddie and he had a serious look on his face.

"Yes" I said. Eddie smiled at me and came to sit beside me. "You know how I uh said I liked your sister. Well I really wanna know if she will like go out with me" Eddie asked. I smiled at Eddie and then looked down to my feet.

"You should ask her out then" I said pointing over at my sister walking towards us. Eddie turned his head immediately after I said that.

*Y/ns POV*

I walked into the cafeteria and I got my lunch for the day. I went to sit down beside some friends and we chatted. I looked up at the time and I seen it was almost time for me to go to work with Steve and Robin at Family Video.

I got up to go throw my food away and I seen Dustin. I needed to tell him I have work so that's why I will have to take him later instead of him staying after-school.

I walked over to Dustin's table and I seen Eddie turn and look at me. "Hey little man I gotta go to work and I'll be back later to pick you up" I told Dustin. Dustin nodded his head and smiled. "And that means you have to stay until my shifts done. And don't worry it will be done an hour before Hellfire starts alright" I said.

Dustin nodded his head at me again. "Alright sounds good thanks sis" Dustin said. "No problem little man" I said smiling. I looked at Eddie and he was smiling at me. "Hey Ed's" I said.

Then I looked over and I seen Mike. "Hey Mike" i said waving. Mike waved back at me and I turned to look at the rest of the table. I waved at the rest of the Hellfire group and I walked away.

Y/n not knowing it at the time but Eddie Munson started to take a big liking to the oldest Henderson.

Part 2

#eddie munson x reader #eddie munson #dustin henderson #stranger things #the upside down #hellfire #love #cute

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

||The cursed king doll||

Hi everyone, Peahen mom here with a little funny drabble for fun. After some asks from anons about a little punishment for a certain king. However, this one is for fun so lets get into it.

||Drabble Summary||

Lets say today was Christmas finally where everyone was enjoying the holidays and taking a break. However, what would happen when Sukuna sent a gift to NYC but it went too far? Seems a certain dragon had enough and asked a special someone to aid her in a little help. The result? Read to find out.

||Warning||

~This is half funny/adorable type of drabble

~crying/freaking out is present in drabble

~scared but adorable Sukuna plush is present in this drabble

((Guests in this drabble))

Taz Hellion, Kinie Ger, and Kisho belong to my amazing friend @demon-blood-youths

Sukuna Ryomen, yuji itadori, nobara kugisaki, megumi fushiguro, and gojo satoru come from the anime jujutsu kaisen but their also muses I rp with.

((Grammar mistakes and errors will be seen and noticed in this but it’s written for fun. I hope you understand but with that, please enjoy <3))

Today was a jolly happy Christmas day, seeing the jujutsu high school being on break while they are spreading cheer and holiday goodness. However, for a few, that was different. Right now, Yuji and KIsho was trying to not laugh while heading to class but their was a angry growling in Yuji's bag while he was walking with him.

Megumi was already in class with Nobara, Taz, Miko, and Yuria wondering where the two boys were.

"Are you sure they are not over sleeping again? I mean, they would be here with you right?" Yuria asked and yet Megumi sighed with a shrug of his shoulders.

"They would be yes but they told me to go ahead and they will see us later when class starts." he looks to the girls but sees Taz tilt her head with Kinie on her head too.

"Maybe their just being lazy again and wasting time. I know my king would not like that." she said simply but grins. "Or maybe chasing them for a good hunt will wake them up."

"Kinie.." Taz sighed.

"Umm..w..well, I'm sure they have a reason...it shouldn't be too bad." she mutters with Gojo wondering where the two were indeed.

"Well, I'm sure they will show. Though, we can wait a bit longer before-" as Gojo said this, the door opens showing Kisho and Yuji had finally arrived.

"Oh! You guys made it!" Taz smiled to her big brother and Kisho though they close the door to walk in but they were trying not to laugh while sitting down.

"Uhhhhh, are you both alright?" Nobara asked but Kisho tries to calm down with snorts and giggles slipping out.

"M..Morning Nobara and everyone else Pfffhh.....*snickers* Were good just having a nice Christmas." he said.

"Uh huh...." Megumi said. "And you too Yuji?" he asked seeing him nod.

"Yep..all good. No worries at all!" he said smiling even if he was lowering his head snickering with Kisho still giggling. The girls blinks now confused while Gojo confused too.

"Itadori is something funny?" He asked.

"No???" the two said snickering more while snorting loudly. Yeah, something was seriously up right now. But now that makes sense, others in school were snickering or giggling about something and the teachers didn't know what was going on. It was rather strange indeed.

For a bit, the two just kept snickering and giggling before Nobara sighing. "Alright that's it. What are you two laughing about!? You been giggling non stop for a while so what is it. What is making you two so giggly?!" Nobara asked before Yuji and Kisho just look at one another before breaking out laughing falling on the ground holding their stomachs.

"????????"

"Uhhhhhh..." Miko and Yuria was confused.

"Big brother?" Taz said confused and Kinie really confused.

"What the hell?! Why are you two laughing!? What is it!!" Kinie said demanding what is going on.

"Seems like it's pretty funny but were missing the joke here." Gojo said with a pout.

"Not funny Gojo sensei. Guys will you say what is going on?! What is so funny!!" megumi said only for Kisho to show a letter Yuji got to have him read it.

"Huh?" Everyone looks to the letter. Here is what the following letter reads:

'Dear King of Curses, Someone told me that you have been naughty and you like curses so much that you became the King of them. Therefore, here is my gift. You are now someone to toy with and play with. Hope you enjoy the week till the New Year or the upcoming spring....who knows.... Merry Christmas Signed By - Krampus

Megumi was silent reading this as the others were wide eyed then looks at him then at the other two laughing their butts off on the floor. "Hold on....Krampus?" he mutters before something caught Miko's ears.

'Yujiyoudamnidiot! getofftheflooryourfuckingcrushingme!!' said a angry toy like voice that sounded familiar.

"Uhhhhh, guys? Did you hear something?" Miko asked as Taz, Yuria, and Nobara blinks.

"Hear something?" Nobara asked but now the girls were hearing the angry yelling but Yuji hear to sit up but still was laughing catching his breath.

"H..Hold on, hold on.." he said snickering to reach into his bag and sets it on the table but their was movement inside the bag! This made Megumi, Nobara, Taz, Yuria, and Miko tense moving away a bit to see this. What was in the bag????

Gojo blinks to look but that's when something crawls out on all fours showing some sort of doll that looked like Sukuna. "Ughhh...damn brat..." he hissed but he looks seeing he was in a room but noticed the others seeing him.

'Oh damn it..'

"........Uhhhh, is that a doll?" Nobara asked.

"...That is a doll...and it sounds familiar.." Megumi said.

"Yeah...very familiar." Yuria said with Miko agreeing.

"True..." Taz mutters and Kinie looking at it.

Seeing this, Sukuna looks at them but grumbles as he tried to look menacing but couldn't. "What? You haven't seen a stupid doll before?" he said that the other blinks to look.

"......HUH!?!"

Both Yuji and Kisho bursts into laughing again falling on the ground with Eito squawking around with tears in it's eyes too to fall rolling on his back too.

"Damn it you three, shut up already! It's not funny!!" he said.

"..W..wait, isn't that...." Miko started but Megumi looks to the letter then to the doll that his eyes were in shock.

"You have got to be kidding me........." he said with his eye twitching.

"Uhhh M..Mr. Sukuna? Is that you?" Taz said worried.

"....Sadly yes Pup...it's me. Damn that stupid Krampus. He'll pay for this insult!" he growls but Kinie was more shocked that she looks to her king.

"My king! What the hell happen to you!?" she said.

"..Don't look at me princess! I look ridiculous in this stupid damn stuff toy!" he said that everyone was shocked but he kept hearing the boys still laughing except for Megumi who looks seeing the girls blink to the doll.

"Honestly I...so it was true? Krampus did this to you?" Yuria said but Miko blinks worried.

"What do you think!?" he shouted.

"Now now, don't shout. That's not nice." Gojo said. "Though, you look adorable as a stuffed doll." he said poking his cheek that Sukuna growls.

"STOP POKING ME! I'M STILL THE DAMN KING OF CURSES!! NOT SOME DOLL YOU CAN PUSH AROUND! I-" that's when Gojo picks him up to smile.

"But your adorable though!" he said holding him in his hands.

"LET ME GO YOU FOOL!!" he warns but Nobara takes him.

"You know, he looks so cute like this. Really cute." she said smiling while squeezing him gently.

"Will you stop with the squeezing girl! I demand you stop that or else I'll-" But as he said this, they were not prepared for what happened. A cute like squeak came from Sukuna followed by an adorable tone playing a Christmas song. When it finished playing he said, "

"I Luw you <3"

"o.o" Megumi was silent.

"O.o" Nobara was speechless

"........" was the only thing Yuria said.

"........" Miko was silent covering her mouth.

"........" Finally Taz was quiet to blink.

The group was speechless but Nobara blinks but in a moment...

"Awwwwww!!! That was adorable!" Nobara said squeezing him again hearing the cute squeaks.

"Stop that! Stop-"

"I luw you <3"

"Stop squeezing me you damn-"

"I love huggies and cuddles..."

"Damn it you wench stop-"

"Merry Christmas I love you all.."

"STOP SQUEEZING ME DAMN IT!!"

Nobara had hearts over her head squeezing and hugging the Sukuna Doll with a smile. "So adorable. This is too cute!!" she giggled that even Miko and Yuria was finding it cute. Even Taz too!

Kinie was in shock but she did admit he was adorable.

"Wow, this is new. I guess Krampus is punishing you for being a naughty boy this year Sukuna-"

"FUCK YOU GOJO!!" he shouted still being squeezed. "PRINCESS HELPPPPPPP!!" This snaps Kinie out of it before she quickly moves to snatch the doll away from the girls to hold the doll in her teeth.

"HEY!"

"Enough already! I think you made your point!" Kinie said but Gojo blinks seeing Kinie being cute too. "Besides, you guys need to act like adults here!" she said but as she said this, she looks to her king.

"Are you alright my king?"

"Nooooooo..I feel so humiliated being as this stupid stuff toy." he said.

"Don't worry, we'll find a way to turn you back-"

"You can't. Seems from this letter he's stuck in that doll till new years or till spring....." Megumi said but Sukuna growls angry.

"Damn it!" he said. "Ughhhhh...I hate this." he said.

"Don't worry my king. I'll be here to protect you so don't worry." However, as Sukuna was about to speak, Gojo picks Kinie up who blinks but sees him hold her.

"HEY! PUT MY PRINCESS DOWN!!"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Kinie hisses but Gojo was having hearts over his head too while nuzzling her.

"So adorable! You look so cute too Kinie!"

"Uhhh.."Taz was not expecting that while Kinie was struggling.

"Unhand me right now you idiot teacher! I only belong to my King!" she hissed but he still finds it adorable. Before Sukuna could help her, the girls grab him now squeezing and giggling.

"STOP SQUEEZING ME YOU VILE HARPIES!!!! STOP!!"

"But your soooo cute!" Nobara said hugging and still squeezing him hearing more squeaks.

"Yeah he's seriously cute!" Yuria said poking his cheek and Miko watching.

"Yep, so cute!" Gojo said happy.

"LET ME GO YOU DAMN TEACHER!!" Kinie hisses but bit his hand to jump down but he chases her with a smile.

"Come back! I want more cuddles!"

"LEAVE ME ALONE YOU IDIOT!"

Megumi and Taz blinks seeing this going on but he sweatdrops to do a face palm. Still hearing Yuji, Eito, and Kisho laughing even worse.

"...Why? Just fucking why?" Megumi said with Taz sweat dropping too.

This was going to be a while.....While for Sukuna, deep down he was furious.

'I'll kill that damn son of a bitch but I'll punish whoever did this to me. Ohhhh I'll make sure they regret doing this to me...but why do I get the feeling I might know who..' he thought but cute squeaks and hissing was heard in the room but again this might take a while.

#IC #silver roses #Drabble/short or long stories #silver butterfly mun #peahen mom #the mansion owner #the cursed king doll #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #nobara kugisaki #sukuna #kinie gur #daichi #gojo satoru #ryomen sukuna #kisho #the fractions of NYC #demon-blood-youths #peahen writer

[marley-manson]

if you feel like it, i would very much like to see the "top 10 episodes marley doesn't care for" list. not episodes you hate, just ones you could take or leave. and not necessarily 10 if you don't want, i'm just really curious.

Ooh yeah this'll be fun, thank you! This is specifically like, episodes where I feel like I dislike them more than most of fandom, rather than known controversial episodes, or bland episodes most of fandom agrees are bland. Cut to spare others my negativity lol.

A Smattering Of Intelligence - I think this is a pretty well-liked episode since it's Flagg's proper introduction, but it's probably my least fave of Flagg's appearances. I find it a little too cartoony, and to me it almost feels like a generic satirical spy story that someone took and inserted into Mash's universe. The vibes feel off.

The Party - lol like Movie Tonight this is another episode that's so beloved I feel kinda bad for not liking it much. There's lots I do like about it (Klinger's mom!) but overall I feel like the off-screen characters are annoyingly softened and made ooc to serve an uplifting, sentimental purpose that I don't really want from Mash anyway lol. Like Margaret's divorced parents getting along for this, or Charles' parents making friends with Radar's family.

And on top of that the vibe is... again, not what I want from Mash. I don't want that sense of uncomplicatedly positive bonding outside the war. Like imo Dear Dad Three's offhand joke where everyone unanimously voted against a reunion, in which the idea of a ten year MASH reunion is inherently laughable, is miles better than this episode in its entirety to me.

Bug Out - some good moments, some great jokes, but the army good vibes are infuriating to me. Potter's "If the U.S. army wants land, we just take it!" in a totally uncritical, ha ha funny context; the end where the US beating back North Korea is played for triumph complete with military remix of the theme... bad stuff.

April Fools - I definitely see the appeal of the squad teaming up together, but unfortunately this episode failed to capitalize on it, and I hate the premise immensely. I'm sure it's intended as a simple "lol the prankers become the prankees!" reversal but Potter enlisting his war buddy to prank the draftees (and Margaret) by making them think they're going to get court martialed and sent to prison for insubordination is just not my idea of fun shennanigans lol, which makes the tone of this very incongruent and awkward. Plus more making fun of Klinger, plus Hawkeye's epic prank finale sucked and we all know he could and would do a lot better than that if he had nothing to lose. It's fun if you totally ignore the lighthearted tone and take it for the mindfuck it is though lol.

Movie Tonight - I mentioned it already but yeah, it feels like the actors rather than the characters and that's not a vibe I enjoy personally, it has its moments but it's kind of awkward and unfun to me overall.

Hey Look Me Over - I've talked about this at greater length before but yeah it's like, I definitely appreciate the sentiment of a story where a not conventionally attractive woman wins a dude over with her personality, but I don't think it accomplished what they were aiming for. To me it made Hawkeye seem like a saint for changing his mind about her after getting yelled at for friendzoning her lol, and I don't think Kellye came across well in it compared to all her much cooler brief appearances. Nice that she tells us she sings and tapdances, but I'll take watching her smoke a cigar over that any day.

Who Knew - boo hiss, I've complained about it before at length. I know a few other people who also dislike it but overall it seems to be taken pretty uncritically in fandom and it shouldn't be, frankly.

As Time Goes By - the whole concept of the capsule is bad, it would've been bad even if Hawkeye filled it with subversive jokes, but then it was taken seriously as a poignant symbol of the army... woof.

The Price - I don't think this is beloved by fandom by any means, but it flies under the radar when by rights it should be hated imo. As perfect as Hawkeye is in this episode, Potter and the war hero's storyline is one of the worst subplots of the show, and I'm not qualifying that with an 'imo.'

Taking The Fifth - I had a hard time coming up with one more lol which just goes to show how good Mash is, but I went with this because I think most fans generally enjoy it and find it fun but I dislike it. I don't hate hate it, but like, Potter and Klinger's subplot is obnoxious, Hawkeye's plot is obnoxious and I hate the pathetic failed womanizer thing, and it's my go-to example of the kind of gay jokes that don't appeal to me nearly as much as the satirical seasons' jokes.

#mash #marley on mash #how about you - any episodes you want to complain about?

[hilarychuff]

hi!! :) i love all you fics i was re reading your princess diaries au and i was wondering if you had any plans on continuing? if you did i’d love to see the aftermath of jon missing his date with sansa and how upset arya is too! and the ball scene!! ily <3 :)

hi!!!!!!! this is really good timing asking this because i've actually been working on it a lot lately!!!! (@cellsshapedlikestars even helped me noodle my way through a part where i was stuck xoxoxoox)

i'm not sure if the next chapter will be the last or if i'll need to break it into two more (maybe a sansa pov??? not sure) but i've got at least one more jon bit coming that should cover at least some of that!!!

aaaaaand because i am so delighted to get a lil anon message about it, here is a sneak peek!!!!!

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“What happened to my romantic little boy?” she tuts, and Jon drops his head back to groan at the ceiling. 

“Mom, I’m not a little boy anymore.”

“I know, I know,” she says, and when he glances over, she’s haphazardly folding all of his tees into a messy little pile. “You’re all grown up now and ready to lead some foreign country, but when I look at you, I still see that same little boy who swore up and down that he was going to have a foot-poppin’ first kiss.”

“Mom!” He can feel the way his face flames hot, flushed, even though there’s no one there to witness his embarrassment other than the woman dead set on causing it. He wonders if he could get away with pretending he doesn’t know what she’s talking about, but he’s pretty sure that wouldn’t stop her. 

“What?” she asks, mock innocent. “I’m not allowed to talk about what a sweet boy you were?”

“Can you just… not?” he begs again. “Please?”

The thing is, he does remember. They’d been watching some old movie, one of those black and white ones where everyone spoke in an inexplicable accent, and when the hero had grabbed his girl and kissed her, one of her feet had lifted off the ground as if it had a mind of its own. He’d been determined to have a first kiss equally as powerful, equally as passionate — and his mom had laughed. And then, when she’d seen how serious he was, how struck he was by her laughter when he was not joking, Mom, it’s not funny, she’d assured him that of course he would have a foot-popping first kiss one day. He guesses now that she already knew then not all princes were made out of fairytale stuff, but he’d been young and starry-eyed and determined to be different than his parents. And then he’d gotten older and reality had set in for him, too. 

“Besides,” he grumbles, “I already had my first kiss years ago, and Ygritte wasn’t exactly a ‘foot pop’ kind of girl.”

#my writing #asoiaf princess diaries au #jonsa #jonsa au #asoiaf #asoiaf au

[cozycryptidcorner]

I know you're going to think I'm trolling but I genuinely don't understand what you want me to apologize for?

-The "Rogue" "Christian"

Ok. I’m going to take this seriously because I used to be a Christian, and idk if you’re acting like this because you’re so gung-ho about Christianity and think it’s leaders are always right regardless of their actions on earth or you’re struggling and something I said made you very uncomfortable with how you handle faith.

So I’m going to tackle this from your worldview. Idk what denomination you’re from, but my extended family is Methodist/catholic and my mom was baptist before she married my stepfather so I have a pretty good handle on the small differences.

anyone who isn’t christian who is interested in this kind of stuff should read too.

Firstly, your initial message was sent in defensive anger. And I do get it, when you see something that challenges your entire worldview it can be pretty shaking. But you did accuse me of being anti-theist when I pretty much explicitly said I wasn’t (i’m pretty cool with most pagans, and they’re polytheistic), meaning you didn’t read my whole post. And I wasn’t sure what angle you were originally coming from, because I do get the occasional troll from time to time.

So I did joke about it, because I was raised in a fundamentalist branch of christianity which is rich in purity culture. And even if you aren’t subscribed to purity culture, most sects of christians (baring most progressive christians) believe that any form of sexual content before marriage, ESPECIALLY pornography, is still a form a sexual sin that muddies your soul. Even the bible talks about “sexual immorality,” so you can’t really blame it on our differing denominations:

1 Corinthians 10:8: Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body. 

2 Corinthians 12:21: I fear that when I come again my God may humble me before you, and I may have to mourn over many of those who sinned earlier and have not repented of the impurity, sexual immorality, and sensuality that they have practiced. 

Revelation 21:8 But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.” 

etc etc i can pull so many more out of my ass because i was forcefed this shit until my eyes bled. 

So a christian being mad that a monsterfucking PORN blog they’re following that’s run by an openly queer person was talking shit about them is inherently funny to me. Because even if you, an adult, was following a blog with adult content, it’s explicitly forbidden in your own religion. Also like, sure monsterfucking wasn’t in the bible. But if I had a time machine and I could bounce back a couple thousand years to ask paul what he thought about a human fucking godzilla or gargoyles, pretty sure he would file it under unholy fornication. much less DEMONS lmfao.

plus, okay you wouldn’t actually fuck a monster, but thinking is just as bad as doing it, according to your own book:

Matthew 5:28  But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

Mark 7:20-23 And he said, “What comes out of a person is what defiles him. For from within, out of the heart of man, come evil thoughts, sexual immorality, theft, murder, adultery, coveting, wickedness, deceit, sensuality, envy, slander, pride, foolishness. All these evil things come from within, and they defile a person.”

So by looking lustfully at my art or my stories, you’ve fucked them in your heart and that’s just as bad.

then. You could have just left it at that, but then you turn around and pull the whole “uwu babygirl” which was clearly just done out of anger and vindictiveness. You could not stand that I brushed you off without taking you seriously/was mad that i showed no remorse/just pissy in general. That was super unchristlike of you, because what does the bible say about speaking in anger?

Matthew 5:21–22 You have heard that it was said to those of old, ‘You shall not murder; and whoever murders will be liable to judgment.’ 22 But I say to you that everyone who is angry with his brother will be liable to judgment; whoever insults his brother will be liable to the council; and whoever says, ‘You fool!’ will be liable to the hell of fire.

James 1:19-20 Know this, my beloved brothers: let every person be quick to hear, slow to speak, slow to anger; for the anger of man does not produce the righteousness of God.

Ephesians 4:31 Let all bitterness and wrath and anger and clamor and slander be put away from you, along with all malice.

And if you’re catholic: Titus 1:7 For an overseer, as God's steward, must be above reproach. He must not be arrogant or quick-tempered or a drunkard or violent or greedy for gain.

Damn that’s so crazy. I wonder what Jesus would think of your behavior.

anyways the apology bit was also me joking within the realms of, again, your own religion. as in I would let you pull some more christian stuff as long as it was in repentance of your ungodly behavior.

 1 Peter 3:9 Do not repay evil for evil or reviling for reviling, but on the contrary, bless, for to this you were called, that you may obtain a blessing.

Matthew 6:14-15 For if you forgive others their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you, but if you do not forgive others their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.

Ephesians 4:32 Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you.

Maybe it was the sects I was exposed to, but isn’t there like. A tremendous emphasis on asking for forgiveness when you have sinned against others? I mean you can go the easy way and just ask the man upstairs to forgive you if you don’t want to make amends with the actual person you sinned against but I don’t really care either way since I don’t subscribe to your religion.

I just find your behavior really abhorrent for someone who is in the religion of “love” or whatever. Like someone a lot smarter than me said, there’s no hate quite like christian love haha.

ANYWAYS. Also please note I’m using mostly new testament scripture, so you can’t pull the usual “the old rules for the old world” bs.

Also if you’re catholic lmk I’ll start pulling the cataclysm rules I used to have memorized too.

[apenapaperandadoofus]

Hi! I've requested this to other request creators to see their reactions, but as soon as I found your blog and your style, you're so funny I had to see what you'd think!! ^^

I think I worded that weirdly...sorry!!

But...here's my request! ^^

I'm visually impaired. I do have some sight, but sometimes I do need a bit of help from family/friends in public when it's busy - it's called having a sighted guide!

Usually you'd kind of just latch onto the other person's arm with your hand, usually around their elbow or in the crook of their arm

Secure, but not weird - say, if you were alone and had to ask some random person in public to help you XDDD

I would need help especially if it was near a super busy road or going up or down really steep steps

I trip so much it's genuinely hilarious!

Anyways!! XD

I'd love to see how you thought the RFA + V and...all of the Saeran's(?) react to trying to take care of me when we're out and about! XDD

I have some ideas lmao

But you can totally reply with just your interpretation! You're so funny in all your requests, honestly! XDD

I feel like Yoosung would just be a total mess of panic and totally frantic in trying to be safe and make sure I'm gripping his arm so tight OMG IS THAT A CAR OMG

Saeyoung might try to make it fun?? Like there might be a relatively clear street and try to make me gallop together with him like a horse going WOOOO!! XD

Jaehee: mom mode activated

Zen would probably joke and strut like we're practicing walking a runway?? Whilst obviously staying safe though XD I don't know what he'd do XDD

Jumin would probably be the only sensible and responsible one BE CAREFUL. THERE'S A CAR. And he'd probably glare at speeding drivers, or general danger

V in some routes is visually impaired too though so I don't know what we'd do??? XDDD

OMG THE SAERANS

I feel like Ray would be so gentlemanly about it, like he'd make sure I've got his arm and then lead me so politely and kindly and make sure there's no danger before we even move at all. Ray's so lovely T_T

Suit Saeran and Unknown already terrify me so I would not trust them at all

I'd be so convinced that they'd grab me so tight they'd cut off circulation

Or hiss really creepily in my ear I'm going to throw you in front of that car and do that crazy laugh under his breath

GE Saeran would be angelic like Ray

But I'm not sure about SE Saeran

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I hope this request is okay!! Also I'm really sorry about my ideas, I don't want to take away from your interpretation!!!

AW omg thank you so much 🥺

This was so cute I couldn’t help but immediately do it!

I LOVE the way you interpreted it, especially the Suit Saeran and Unknown? God that made me laugh lmaoooo can you imagine?

And it’s completely fine to interpret what the characters would do! I actually love to hear what everyone else thinks and I think you did a great job!

Also I can relate with the tripping and not in the quirky omg I’m so clumsy kind of way! More in the I hit my hip on the side of the table even though I had a lot of space and now I’m like an 80 year old lady howling in pain kind of way

It’s been a while since I’ve written for these fellas so I hope I did a good job

Now to add a bit more chaos and fluff:

RFA+V and Saerans with a visually impaired MC who needs assistance in busy places:

Zen:

At first he’d probably go into protective mode lol.

He’s already protective of the MC, but if they were crossing a street he’d be 10x more protective because he’s…well, Zen

However you were 100% right about the run away model strut. If he saw you were a bit nervous he’d tell you to imagine you were practicing on a runaway while whispering how great you’re doing!

Also he’d never admit it but he loves when you latch on to him, it makes him feel so close to you and he wishes you would do it more often! (The latch on arm thing not crossing a busy street together pft)

Yoosung:

I died with laughter because it’s SO RIGHT

Like the first time you’re on a date he cannot for the life of him calm down

Not only because you automatically wrapped your arm around his which made him almost have a HEART ATTACK but because your boy cannot think properly in these situations

You’d be like “Yoosung it’s fine, I’ve done this countless of times.”

And he’d still be panicking

He’d be so nervous he’d even point out things that aren’t even in your way..?

“MC THERES A POLE”

“Oh, is it too close?”

“It’s…on the other side of the street…”

“….Yoosung I swear to fUCK”

But eventually he’d calm down, and would be perfect as a guide! He’d point out if he saw any stray cats or dogs even!

Jaehee:

Mom mode activated indeed

She’s literally the PERFECT guide

Not only is her voice nice to listen to, but she always makes sure you’re comfortable and it’s safe

While crossing a busy road if you’re nervous she’ll talk about the cafe or a musical of Zen’s

Jaehee is just best girl and out of everyone she’s your safest bet you won’t hit yourself with something lmao

She also loves having your arm around hers and always squeezes reassuringly if you get nervous!

Jumin:

mY BABY

He’s a gentleman and I believe whenever he’s with the MC he’d be not the type to hold hands but wrap his hand around theirs

So he automatically does it with you!

He’s already had some experience with V so he doesn’t struggle at all- he’d just be a bit more nervous since you’re the love of his life

Listen if there was a speeding car that nearly got you in danger this man would memorize the plate and it’d be over for them

“Jumin it’s fine-”

“No my love, they shall pay for their mistakes.”

Sir calm down pls

Apart from that I don’t know why but I always think he’d be the type to talk about the things going around the two of you (probably because this man’s voice is hnnnggggggg)

Overall Jumin and Jaehee are your best bet of not ending up on the floor lol

Saeyoung:

Oh this son of a gun

Listen if you’re fine with it he’d probably tell you there’s a big hole on the ground and make you both try to parkour when in reality there’s nothing and Saeran is looking at the two of you like this has become my life now

Nah but truly I love the idea of the galloping help ahshsh

He’d make it seem like you’re in an undercover mission as well and make you sneak around the place

“Agent 606, there’s a few steps in the distance- proceed with “whatsupstairs” scenario”

“Understood agent 707 “whatsupstairs” plan is being set in motion”

And then you’d T-pose and Saeyoung would lift you up the stairs lol

He’d make sure nothing dangerous is ever in your way tho <3

V:

I’m sorry the way I burst out laughing with what you said PFTTTTT

Imagine if he didn’t get the operation in his route oh no

For the sake of the scenario tho well way Jihyun DID get it and so he will not get the two of you in impending danger lmao

Maybe it’s because he’s an artist (it’s totally cuz he’s an artist) but he’d also describe things around you except in a more artistic manner.

Tho Jihyun would NOT like to get you two out where there are a lot of cars, they would make him nervous especially since in Korea there’s so many

But if you had to he’d take your arm gently and lead you. In these cases it would probably be you who has to do the talking tho, but you’d feel him become less tense and way more sure of himself when crossing the road!

Ray:

YES! But listen this marshmallow would stop functioning because your arm is around him and you’re so CLOSE and oh nope he can’t do this

When you’re in Mint Eye it makes him so nervous but he becomes used to it and he learns to become less nervous. Since they’re constructing in there he will literally make sure every path is clear and you aren’t in danger of tripping over anything

Overall boy is nervous but is a great guide, 10/10

Suit Saeran:

Ajshshshs help IM GOING TO THROW YOU OVER A CAR

He’d act all snide and snarky and it’d be scary but if he’s tsundering it up he’d be like “ugh stupid toy, fine but you’ll have to make up for it later.”

He’d also probably shout at anything you bump into

Yes even if its furniture that chair won’t know what’s coming

Unknown:

Nah this bitch would let go at the most unexpected moments

Like obviously he wouldn’t put you in danger but he’d do it to keep you on edge

Listen I wouldn’t even sleep near this guy like I know he’s hot but nonny you’re too precious for this world don’t risk it 😭

GE! Saeran:

Aw look at the sweet smile on this boy as you lock arms

While he’d be super nervous at first, he would be great

But maybe a bit overprotective?

“Saeran you can let go now”

“No MC I have to make sure you don’t bump into anything.”

“Saeran there is nothing to bump into-”

He also would maybe enjoy those moments because you’re so close and this boy loves you more than life itself so maybe he’d make your walks longer just so he can keep you near him a bit more teehee

SE! Saeran:

He’d act like he’s SO annoyed and huff and puff

But he’d be a blushing mess underneath

The first time you wrapped your arm around his because you thought he was Saeyoung nearly killed him

But he then makes it so that only HE can be your guide

Saeyoung could be like “well I can help MC-”

“NO MC likes me the best and you’d probably trip on the first five seconds dumbass”

If you’re going out you’d hear him tumble out of his room and say “I’LL GO WITH YOU.”

While you know your way around the park which is not a busy place and such you’d allow it because you know Saeran is so happy to have this moments with you

Awww i made myself get diabetes from the sweetness

#mystic messenger #saeyoung choi #saeran choi #jumin han #jaehee kang #mysme zen #yoosung kim #mystic messenger v

[the-cat-at-the-theatre-door]

Who am I if I dont send jennyanydots, gus, and jellylorum for character bingo

If you didn't send them along, I would question your motives of being on my blog, anon! (Just kidding - but we stan the old cats here)

Jennyanydots:

Gus:

Jellylorum:

And more explanations (again, if you care):

Jenny:

they got done dirty by the fans - Finding something that puts Jennyanydots in any other role than "mother cat who occasionally interjects comments to move the plot along in a fanfic" used to be next to impossible. It's *still* very difficult to find more than the occasional thing that talks about Jenny as an individual, though it is slowly evolving over time. I mean, come on, she's flirty and tames pests and runs a bootcamp and is protective and sheds her skin; gal's a badass. She's more than "the other mom" (though her being a mom is also something that is important and you don't need to erase it - they can and should exist in tandem. Just don't boil her down to *only* that).

they got done dirty by the creators - You all know what this is about. I'm not going to harp on 2019, but Rebel Wilson was a mistake. Making Jenny into a lazy fat joke (and then following it up with Bustopher's long standing fat joke *and* taking her other song lead away from her) was a mistake, and you cannot deny that. The revival changing around her song lyrics and the structure of her number for the prop overhaul and cutting down her dance time is a little weird too, ngl. Also removing the tap off? Unspeakable.

ADOPTION PAPERS - Speaks for itself though I think in this case I'm going to hand the adoption papers to *her* so she can adopt *me*

I WANT TO STUDY THEM - Like a cockroach...get it? Get it? Eyyy

FREE SPACE - Amelie Ron Ron is actually the cutest name I have ever heard for a Jenny and Italian Jennituttapois rivals the original in how cute she is, no argument accepted. I also love her one armwarmer!

what's wrong with them (affectionate) - Something is UP with this lady and I love her for it - I feel like she's bursting a blood vessel in her forehead every other minute <3

not enough screen time - Sure, she gets two numbers, but what about third and forth number? Fifth? The whole show maybe?

Gus:

everyone but me is wrong about them <3 - No comment. It's true, but no comment (except many comments)

they got done dirty by the fans - Man, I'd like you all to try having Gus be your favourite character during the early 2000s fanfic culture and see how well you fare. Hell, try it now, see what you find - the attitude has only softened in the past half dozen years or so and even *still* you get the occasional off colour comment or he's ignored completely. You know how I feel about this - you'll find it on my blog if you scroll back far enough.

they got done dirty by the creators - "Let's give the racist song to the old man because haha old people racist - *cough* I mean it's a performance...it's an opera...a show within a show...yes..."

They literally changed the harmless:

He once played a Tiger--could do it again--

Which an Indian Colonel purused down a drain

(In reference to "The Adventure of the Empty House" by Arthur Conan Doyle)

To a shoehorned Growltiger reference - this was an *active choice* the creators made because they wanted to include it, and they dragged poor Gus in it with them. He had nothing to do with that poem at all - not even a little bit. Yes, it shows off Gus' acting prowess and allowed the actor to ham it up, yes, it was a creative show within a show that used the stage mindbogglingly well; didn't need it. Never needed it. He's an old man who misses his old life leave him *alone*.

AND THEN - instead of changing this at all with Pekes and Pollicles in the initial revival - let's AMP UP the haha old people racist angle and really *punctuate* that insult! Even though others had already changed it by then. Because it's funny, right? Right??

No.

(Also yes thematically Grizabella had to be the choice YES I agree with this but ALSO-)

ADOPTION PAPERS - I feel like if I adopted a cat, it would most likely be a grouchy old man.

i am constantly going insane - If I don't then who will?

they work better as part of a dynamic - Again, not *better* persay, but Gus and Jellylorum will always and forever have my heart with the way they play off each other, and the Revival was a real pal coming in clutch with the Old Deuteronomy and Gus dynamic <3

I WANT TO STUDY THEM - Again, if I don't - (No but honestly as someone who's grandparents went through very similarly adjacent things to what's implied is going on with Gus, I find doing character studies on him and his interaction with the world is a very personal thing for me)

FREE SPACE - He's just an old, sad man with a flair for overdramatizing everything and his nose a touch too far in the air- I think he deserves good things. Or at least a good last Ball. I feel like the cats need to genuinely admire and respect and actively love Gus - with the occasional put upon eye roll for good measure - I don't like it when people play it mean spirited.

not enough screentime - As Gus, not Growltiger. Revival semi fixed this.

This is the best character in the work - Idk if ya'll like this one, but I stand by the fact that Grizabella, Old Deuteronomy and Gus the Theatre Cat are the main characters of this show, in that they perfectly align with what it's about thematically. Gus even goes so far as to being a tongue in cheek reference to the *show itself* and I don't think that gets enough credit. They may not be the fandom's favourites, but they are undeniably moreso in a place of primary characters than most.

Jellylorum:

everyone but me is wrong about them <3 - Not as serious about this one as I am with Gus as there are many more nowadays that take up a good Jelly mantle, but I am very particular about my Jelly. Call it being defensive with the hackles raised, I guess.

they got done dirty by the fans - Until recently, anyway. (If your only opinion on Jellylorum is a negative one from the 1998 film because of SJT, which is already a side eye moment for me, and it involves a word that rhymes and is adjacent with "witch", I don't have anything to say to you, tbh). I've ranted about this before. You know how I feel. Jelly protection squad 4 life.

ADOPTION PAPERS - I adopted Jelly before it was cool to adopt Jelly and don't you forget that <3 My other cat would be a fussy Jellylorum.

i am constantly going insane - I gotta - she's my favourite queen. She's so soft! And sweet! And gentle and loving! Gah!

constantly listening to songs and holding them up like a paint swatch - The vibe of this one seems correct though I don't know exactly what it means. Every time I hear a particularly crisp soprano I think of Jellybean.

FREE SPACE - Bring back Jelly's armwarmers and more dynamic face paint 2Kwhatever year you are reading this.

not enough screen time - I just want to see her a lot more. She and Jenny can host the Ball together.

they've never done anything wrong in their life <3 - And that is a FACT <3

#thank you anon you're a real one #jellicles ask because jellicles dare #anonymous #there is only one other individual that i trust with gus and they know who they are #otherwise i run this nursing home (kidding but also not really) #not that it matters though - the benefit of your fav being less popular is that you get the aux chord 99% of the time #fun fact that i just remembered - jack rebaldi's daughter's name is amelie

[livikattt]

daily fun but useless ppau fact #10

aka "EVERY JOKE/EASTER EGG IN ONE DAY YOU'LL WISH YOU HADN'T"

I'm putting it under a read more because it's long af (because... my dumbass.... makes a lot of jokes. if u didn't notice.)

chapter one: wish (soraka r)

“Not a single sign that the Rift’s champions, those gods amongst men, had ever been there at all.”

This was a vague reference to Damwon’s championship skins where they had wanted to appear as gods coming down from the heavens, if I remember correctly.

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“And Faker would never be enough of a fool to trust someone who once lived in his shadow.”

Faker is (kind of) Zed in this au, so this is secretly a joke. ha ha.

chapter two: you and me (yuumi w) (get it? because meiko's skin is yuumi? i'm not funny ahahahah)

“Hmm,” Jiejie begins, his eyes wandering as he thinks. “I think Meiko would have wished for something to make him an even better support than he already is. Viper probably wished that he’d never miss a shot, and Flandre definitely wished for some magic that’s better than that smoke thing he does. That, or to be able to do this his entire life. Who knows?”

Two out of three isn't bad :)

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“But Jiejie,” Scout says, intentionally mispronouncing his name. “How can you even be tired?”

I explained this in the end notes already, but Scout pronounces Jiejie’s name like 姐姐, which means older sister. Credit to my friend that only referred to Jiejie as “big sister” all throughout Worlds 2021. Bro is gonna fail Chinese III.

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“Breathe, Yechan. Breathe.”

I’m pretty sure Scout is the only one to be referred to by his real name by his teammates, if you don’t count the introductions in the first EG fic. Generally, I try to avoid their real names, since it starts to feel a bit awkward once I’m writing about Ryu Minseok and not Keria or something. It’s too personal for me.

(Edit a few days later: I forgot about Miky but c’mon, I was not about to refer to him as “Mikyx” the entire fic)

(Edit a few more days later: Gumayusi got full name’d, shit is going down)

(Edit a few more more days later: everyone getting full name'd now this is not a drill)

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quick tw for death but when my mom was crying to me about her dad's last wishes i. i kind of. i kind of went "AYO WHAT DID I HAVE MEIKO DO IN ODYWYH TO COMFORT SCOUT I NEED TO KNOW" and just tried to channel whatever he did

im that emotionally constipated kill me

chapter three: end of the line (graves q)

“He plays Teamfight Tactics until he sees stars when he blinks.”

Perhaps in this universe Riot Games is truly a small indie company…

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“Scout tries to scream, but without the room to expand his chest, all that comes out is the faintest whine.”

This was tested to make sure it was an accurate depiction. I got sleep paralysis once when my sister was audibly on a call in the room over. I tried to scream. Didn’t work. The sound I made was actually very embarrassing. (it is ok to laugh at me for my sleep paralysis experiences. they are funny in hindsight. for more tips on how to handle sleep paralysis just hmu)

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“We’ll go to Europe, then. I’ve heard there’s a retired Summoner that can suppress someone’s abilities. Maybe he’ll be able to suppress the Rift’s blessing as well.”

Some of you (by which i mean aryasage) caught it already, but this is a reference to Caedrel. In a different version, Scout’s response is, “No, he’ll just cancel it.”

chapter four: moonlight vigil (aphelios r)

“He’s not stupid—he knows what sleep deprivation does to people. (He’s read the Russian sleep experiment creepypasta, after all.)”

Somehow I doubt he would have been able to get his hands on that one, but whatever. Either way it’s kind of terrifying, and if it was true, this fic would go in a very different direction. Would not recommend it if you're scared easily or if you spend too much time thinking about everything that could go wrong.

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“Telling the whole story to the rest of his team is quite possibly the hardest thing Scout’s ever done, if he ignores the past week or so.”

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“You look like shit.”

In a different version, Scout absolutely snaps at Jiejie and then proceeds to verbally and emotionally obliterate him. I kind of wish I had been able to keep it in, since I thought it was kind of fun in a “haha angst goes brrr” kind of way, but it didn’t really fit in with the rest of the chapter.

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“Scout sniffs, gratefully accepting the tissue someone hands him. He’s been going through a lot of those lately, despite it being November.”

Is there even a no-nut November equivalent in China??? Either way I thought I was hilarious in the moment.

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“Forcibly inducing sleep (aka punching Scout in the head) is out too once Viper mentions brain damage, even if Meiko insists he can fix it.”

They don’t test this theory, but Meiko is 100% confident that his magic can repair brain damage. In the end, they decide it’s not worth finding out.

ppau leak: this comes up later

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I spent thirty minutes googling how to meditate just to write this chapter. Worth.

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“Scout tries to respond. His body doesn’t move an inch. Somewhat deliriously, he imagines himself as a meme. Aw, shit. Here we go again.”

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‘“You need to relax.” Jiejie leans forward, holding two fingers to Scout’s head. “And trust me. Do you trust me?”’

Jiejie quotes Evelynn here for no other reason than He Can.

chapter five: harrowed path (viego e)

“Forgiveness is a bitch, and so am I.”

My English teacher wouldn’t let me use this line in my personal essay, so I put it here instead.

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“It’s then that Scout realizes they’ve been moved from the couch to someone’s room, where two twin beds have been haphazardly shoved close to each other.”

no homo [lolrpf shippers I'm looking at u.]

#ppau edg #ppau fun facts #ppau #ppau flandre #ppau jiejie #ppau scout #ppau viper #ppau faker #ppau odywyh #ppau other #ppau writing #ppau leaks

[undreaming-fanfiction]

15 questions 15 tags (probably like 1)

I was tagged by @yournowheregirl, thanks so much for thinking of me Alice! I always love these.

1. Are you named after anyone? No. My mom hated her own name so she didn't want to pass it to me, her mom had the same name and the other grandma also didn't have a name she liked. I have two fun stories related to my naming though: a) If my surname didn't begin with Ra, I would have been Laura. But my mom didn't want me to sound like I stuttered when introducing myself so she chose Aneta instead. Thank you, mom. b) My dad was a historian. They had an agreement that if I was a boy, he'd name me - he then mentioned four horribly archaic and ridiculous names (on top of that, my surname is Germanized, so imagine something like Dirschmiedová) - my father said I'd be either Soběbor, Radegast, Vintíř or Jiljí. None of these are modern. Or normal. When my mom heard them, she made up her mind that I'd be a girl. Pretty sure she willed me to be born a girl. Once again, thanks mom. (also dad claimed to his dying day he was joking, but we remain to be convinced).

2. When was the last time you cried? I don't cry much. I'm pretty sure my antidepressants block some of it, but I can usually only cry during movies when I'm on my own. In real life situations, I just push it down because I always had to be the responsible one who couldn't break down. I don't remember exactly when I cried the last time, but the movie that always makes me shed some tears is Coco.

3. Do you have kids? No. 4 cats are enough for now. Maybe one day when I'm in a different place. But as of now, I don't think I would be a good parent.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Yes. Because some people deserve nothing less. Or situations. Or things. Hell, sarcasm is good for everyone.

5. What's the first thing you notice about people? Usually? Their voice. I'm not great with remembering of names or facial features (although I often notice hair), but voices and (yeah, I'm one of those people) culture of speech.

6. What's your eye color? Ahem. Blue-grey-green something? It changes with my makeup.

7. Scary movies or happy endings? Preferably scary movies with happy endings. It's difficult to choose - I dislike forced happy endings, unrealistic ones. As for scary movies, I dislike gore and jumpscares, but I'm very fond of creepy stuff, thrillers, even some older slashers (Halloween, my beloved). One of my ideal movies to illustrate this blend is the Corpse Bride - a happy ending in a way, but still bittersweet. Or even Coco I mentioned above.

8. Any special talents? I have three that come to mind. I think I'm pretty good at presenting stuff. I teach in my free time and I think I'm able to organize things well enough for people to understand what I'm trying to tell them. The second one is not a real talent, but my mom made sure I'd have great pronunciation - she'd always criticize me for mumbling and while I wasn't happy about it as a kid, I'm told I sound really good when speaking. So I'm kind of proud of that. The third thing is kind of funny - I like singing. I used to compete in smaller convention karaoke competitions and me and my friend would always go against each other - her range is much better and voice stronger, but nerves always take away from that. Me - I was always nervous as hell but it made my performances a bit more heartfelt, so I won quite a few times. My friend still teases me about it.

9. Where were you born? In a hospital in a different town because my parents knew the doctor there. So people always ask "oh, you're from X?" and I tell them "yup, I spent whole 2 days of my life there!"

10. What are your hobbies? Uuuugh. So so so many. I'm one of those people that can never pick just one. The ones you probably know already is - I write, draw and read a lot. I sing, used to play flute and guitar, want to pick that up again (also ukulele, I got one from my boyfriend). I'm (very slowly) learning Spanish. I also used to do some voice acting for tiny fan projects, I play a lot of computer/PS games, board and card games too (Magic the Gathering and Yu-Gi-Oh! when I have someone to play with). I also read tarot cards. Pretty sure I forgot something.

11. Do you have any pets? Yes! For cats. I have a ginger elderly gentleman named Trevor, a moldy-looking gentle princess Moira (she is the gentlest thing in the world but has the loudest MROWRRRR), a noodly-looking gymnastic/athletic kitty Asura and the weirdest cat/dog blend I've ever seen - Šmudla.

12. What sports do you play/have you played? Well, these days I'm not too active, office job and all, even though I intend to take up swimming from March or April. From the stuff I used to do as a kid - volleyball, basketball (before we all realized I'd stay short) and (while not a sport, it sure felt like it) solo rock-and-roll dance. During my previous employment, I did Zumba, step-aerobic and Capoeira for a few months.

13. How tall are you? 165 cm. 5'4 says Google.

14. Favorite subject in school? Art, music, literature too. At uni, my absolute favorites were phonetics, phonology and spoken variants of English.

15. Dream job? I love acting and singing, so a musical singer sounds like a dream. A stand-up comedian because I love making people laugh. From the more realistic ones, I loved teaching English, but the job security sucked and the pay too, so I kept that as a hobby.

I see all my moots have already been tagged, so @hoples, do share something!

(also this is your tag if you feel like doing this and no one tagged you. Or just ask me for a tag in the comments and I will add it if you prefer it that way)

#undreaming answers

[corvigae]

You requested more Tav asks and I'm here to deliver!!

7, 9, 18, and/or 21 for either Lunarae or Page! Feel free to answer for both if you want to, honestly!! :D

Lunarae:

7. Describe their arc. How would a player help resolve it? What choices can be made? Can your Tav be turned down a dark path, or pulled to a lighter one?

Her arc would absolutely revolve around trying to get her to realize that she doesn't have to constantly help everyone around her at her own expense. I don't necessarily think that you could turn her down a darker path, but her bad end would probably be that you let her/fail to convince her not to do something stupidly self-sacrificial and it either kills her or leads to some other horrible outcome. On a good route though you could help her start to unmask and be more openly and happily her authetic self, instead of subconsciously trying to be the quieter version of herself she's been taught to act as in order to please others.

9. What’s the significance behind your Tav’s name?

Okay literally I just thought of a random pretty fantasy name that sounded loosely moon-based like a couple days before I started playing and was like "Oh that's nice, I'll keep that in mind for when I start my game." There's no reason for it to be moon-based at all, it's just vibes and aesthetic lmao. My in-universe answer though is that her mom thought that the color of her pale blue-green skin reminded her of the color of the light from a full moon.

18. Where/with whom do they feel safest?

Dumb obviously cheesy answer but with her partners, Astarion, Shadowheart, and Karlach. I headcanon that post-canon she uses a bunch of the money they've hoarded from indiscriminate theft/looting to build a big home for them all in the city, a place where even if they occasionally get pulled away for their own various reasons, they can always return to and find peace.

21. Describe a defining moment from their past, which makes them who they are today!

I'd say her mom blowing herself up was a pretty defining moment for her, for sure. Okay, but seriously, jokes aside, arriving home to find that she no longer had a home because her mother had destroyed it and killed herself and MANY other people due to wizard-hubris really taught her that seeking power simply for power's sake was dangerous, and further boldered her drive to use her magic for the purpose of helping others.

Page:

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7. Describe their arc. How would a player help resolve it? What choices can be made? Can your Tav be turned down a dark path, or pulled to a lighter one?

She's a resistant Dark Urge, her character arc is already in the game /j

9. What’s the significance behind your Tav’s name?

Doyalist answer: hehe pun name funny

Watsonian answer: She actually had a different name before the nautiloid, back in the Bhaalist cult, but that's one of the things she forgot. So when she was asked her name later? She just made it up on the spot. She completely George Glass'ed it. But she ends up liking it, because it's the name associated with her new self and new life.

18. Where/with whom do they feel safest?

Once again obvious fucking answer but with Astarion. Also with Wyll; she and Wyll become best buds real fast and you can bet your ass she's ready to hunt Mizora down the second Wyll says "go." And in the Blood Moon Melody AU she also obviously feels safe with Lunarae too and is a part of that big house in the city.

21. Describe a defining moment from their past, which makes them who they are today!

She learned to love and play music from her foster family, and even after the onset of The Urge and everything that came after, she held onto it and kept playing, because her music was the one thing from her past, the one thing that was decidedly her and not Bhaal that she had, which is why it was one of the only things she did actually remember about herself upon waking up on the nautiloid.

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