#if it happens again

[everyonehasbeatenmetotheusername]

If I get queerbaited by ANOTHER modern Sherlock adaptation I’m jumping out a window. I can’t do this again

#sherlock & co #it’s a good show #but like Jesus Christ #if it happens again #I’ll never be able to show my face again

[gornackeaterofworlds]

A general PSA, don't take my art, any of it, including the shitty goofy memes I make, without credit.

Don't take my art and then give credit. You ask first. You ask to use my art and then give credit. This applies to pfps, posts, etc. Reblogging is appreciated and beloved. Saving to send to friends or whatever is fine. Hell even a discord pfp is fine idc. But do not take anything of mine for your social media platform without asking me

#not even adding a please to this #bc its only happened once as far as i know #and i feel really fucking disgusting and slimy and gross #if it happens again #reported and blocked until ur wiped #i do not like this shit i do not play games w people #my messages and ask box are very open #i feel genuinely physically ill #gornack text tag

[mysteriousubstance]

I noticed you followed me but I thought we were already moots? I’m confused? Have you just not been following me this whole time and I thought we were mooties? Lord almighty

My Bad. I accidentally hit unfollow when I was looking at my recent activity 😭

We're moots and have been for a while! I'm just clumsy smh

#I do this so much #Finally did it to a moot ig?? #So so sorry Cake <3 #I would say that it won't happen again but I know how I work #If it happens again #Just know that I am sorry <3

[crocs-cringe-city]

my gregory horror show phase is coming back.. after several years... i feel like something’s gonna happen. istg

#[croc speaks] #i REALLY liked this one character back then #if it happens again #i swear

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever... #bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

[godzillaswaisttrainer]

Broke: adopt a child

Woke: borrow your boyfriend's

#dick grayson #clark kent #nightwing #Superman #Oliver queen #I hope Clark enjoyed yt priveilege it shan't happen again

[raggedytiger]

this is so bad but i permanently cropped the file so brutally that i can no longer edit it. whoops! also panels 4-7 were fully coloured but it looks better without for some reason. pomni (penny?) is such an ugly crier. i love my horrible failgirl accountant

#I TOLD YOU IT WOULD HAPPEN AGAIN!!!! #i'm not a writer btw guys i just love doing comics so if youre wondering why its awkwardly written. well #tadc #the amazing digital circus #art #pomni #ragatha #buttonblossom #my art #tadc fanart #tadc pomni #tadc ragatha #tadc humanization #human versions #jesterdoll #ragapom #pomni x ragatha #the amazing digital circus fanart #comic #ABSOLUTELY NO ONE LOOK AT THIS. im kicking the gravel. uurgh #thank u for the sweet feedback you guys and shoutout to attleboy for leaving such lovely tags on the last post #like half an hour before i posted this one. so powerful

[smittyw]

TEMPO DI ZUPPA

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #falin touden #dungeon meshi spoilers #dunmeshi #fanart #id in alt text #THATS RIGHT. (<- meowth voice) the once in a blue moon fanart i had planned lololll #enjoy it bc i dont know when itll happen again #PLS READ DUNGEON MESHI

[buttonheart]

We'll get through this!

#making myself sad again #dw nothing happens to them yippeeeeee #my art #hawks #dabi #shigaraki #bnha #mha

[blueskittlesart]

i hope everyone in nintendo’s management department dies and goes to hell no matter what and i’m not kidding

#WERE LOSING YUZU AND CITRA. I DONT KNOW IF YOU ALL UNDERSTAND HOW INSANE THIS IS #game emulation enables piracy yes but it’s also an INCREDIBLY powerful archival tool. #there are plenty of games out there that only exist in their original formats due to emulation. #this lawsuit has HORRIBLE implications for video game history. it makes it incredibly easy for companies to scorched earth their products #if they’re not profitable enough. ART IS GOING TO BE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS. GAMES PEOPLE WORKED INCREDIBLY HARD ON #it won’t just happen to bad games. it won’t just happen to old games. they will use this to keep their remake/virtual console model going #forever and you will never be able to play your favorite games in their true original forms ever again. #i am fucking INSANELY mad rn. capitalism is the death of art fr #personal

[lazylittledragon]

if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about

#i'd have like. five. which isn't a lot but IT KEEPS HAPPENING #stranger things #platonic stobin #steddie #steve harrington #robin buckley #eddie munson #here we go again boys #i've had this floating in my head for a Minute and i was like #nah i'm not gonna do it #maybe i'll anonymously write a fic #but no we're mombin posting on main #i think on twt we agreed it's a 'what's the worst that could happen' situation #platonic co parents can be so so so personal #also i have One more stobin wip and then bg3 again i swear #when i have a baby i Will be putting my giant black wings on beforehand #they have to know what kind of family they're coming into #cw pregnancy

[swervecityxx]

Huh? What? Sorry, I was daydreaming about hearing you moan.

#it will happen again #swervecityxx #mine #anyway

[noodles-and-tea]

Returning home

#I like to think it works like Sophie being old in Howls moving castle #without his friends and family and Arthur Merlin obviously ages #but Arthur makes him feel young again - like who he was with him #because Arthur woke up obviously because that’s what happens #it’s true and canon and I said so #(don’t tell anyone im only on season three currently) #my art #Merlin #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #Merthur

[bbc-trolls]

Hc Branch is premium cuddle real estate.

#trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls branch #broppy #trolls poppy #trolls john dory #trolls bruce #brozone #sorry for more messy sketches again #he just kinda happened to fall asleep with bruce nearby #he's like a really snooty cat #who only lets you pet him when his guard is down #and once in a blue moon he'll sleep by you and you feel like the chosen one

[emily-e-draws]

tangled up!

#totk #zelink #loz #light dragon #been forgetting to post here sorry.. it will happen again

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

#kai rambles #so like #i enjoy ships and learning about them and looking at them but like #i dont really care for warships #i dont hate them viscerally like i do cruise ships but i never really care for them #apart from the ones that were just like either ridiculously designed like the hms captain or the vasa or the novgorod #or the ones where just insane shit happened like with the william d porter #like this isnt even the extent of the porters unfortunate incidents like shr was sank by a kamikaze attack that MISSED #but somehow ended up below the ship and exploded and just like yeeted the porter out of the water #william d porter #uss william d porter #ww2 #world war 2 #world war ii #warships #again warships are really not my thing but god some of them are so fucking funny #uss iowa #fdr #franklin d. roosevelt #this suddenly got so many notes in like less than 24 hours what the fuck #shipposting