#if u gave it a listen - i'd LOVE to hear your thoughts !!!

[bronzebtch]

unrelated, and i know nobody asked but skjkjsdf if you're ever writing anything that's related to theme of : alcoholism, effects of poverty, abandonment issues ( specifically abandoned mothers and spouses ), addiction, generational trauma ( also from the effects of poverty, alcoholism, addictions, etc but honestly, i do think it still generally expressed this quite well even without relating back to those topics ), possibly a lot of unspoken rage and grief from broken familyhood, i would recommend the discography of III by The Lumineers so badly.

#also if uve heard of it TELL ME THE SONG THATS MOST RELATED TO UR MUSE!!!!!!!! #i think for rhea: It Wasnt Easy To Be Happy For You / Leader of the Landslide / Salt and the Sea #like esp the lines: ''yeah. i took the poison / pray you feel it too / you held ur punches back / and i left the room'' #''i wrapped my neck and prayed you feel the noose'' LIKE BRO... #and of course: ''the only thing i know is that we're in too deep / and maybe when s/he's dead and gone i'll get some sleep'' #anyways III by lumineers are so dear to me <333 #if u gave it a listen - i'd LOVE to hear your thoughts !!! #GENERAL: OUT OF CHARACTER. #but goddamn. its been YEARS and im still .... im still on the fucking FLOOR re-hearing this whole album again #i genuinely cannot... the chokehold this band has on me is terrifying

[jyoongim]

THE WAY U WRITE THE OLD RED DEMON MAN IS JUST SO NEKEKDKEOWB

Might I just add onto the seemingly continuous alastor requests. I'd love to see Alastor x Reader where reader is in heat and Al finds it pathetic but takes pity on them and helps anyway bc like poor thing can't even get their own instincts in control they're obviously hopeless

warnings: 18+!!!NSFW

You thought when you died you would be rid of hormones.

Periods were a pain while living, but this is was worst.

When you were alive, your periods plagued you with mood swings, random cravings, and pain.

Now that you were dead, you didn’t experience the dreadful red flood and raging mood swings; no. Now all you felt was unbelievably horny and needy.

And you hated it.

You usually carried yourself with confidence and elegance.

You usually liked to help around the hotel and were generally friendly with everyone.

You grimaced as you woke up to feel just how drenched your panties were. I really need to stock up on new underwear you thought as you tossed the ruined panties into the hamper.

You usually spent your heats alone and could hide in a hole until you felt normal again. You usually could control yourself well enough til you had enough free time to ease the tension between your legs.

Or until you found a poor sinner.

Weeeeellll that was hard when you lived in a hotel with a ton of shit to do. You really didn’t want to hear Angel’s jabs as you dragged some unfortunate soul to endear your sex rage.

You sighed, hopefully you could get through the next few days without embarrassing yourself completely.

So far so good you thought as you went about your day doing whatever activity Charlie had you do with the group.

Every touch and scent didn’t send your cunt into a tingling frenzy; yes you had to change your panties a few times but nothing crazy.

That was until you were around Alastor.

Your body practically buzzed whenever the tall red demon was in your vicinity.

You first chalked it up to that it was because you did found him attractive and simply thought it would go away.

But your cunt begged a differ.

You squirmed a bit on the couch as Alastor took a seat beside you, clenching your thighs to ease the uncomfortable throbbing.

It didn’t help that he smelled amazing.

Alastor smelled like evergreens how y’all ever smelled Christmas pine??? That shit is delicious!!!!

And you didn’t realized you had took a deep inhale of him until he turned to you

”Is everything alright my dear?” He asked, eyebrows raised.

fuck how were you going to tell him you wanted to bury your nose into his neck and just SNIFF? 

“O-oh I’m f-fine…i-its just you smelled nice?” You wanted to facepalm.

He blinked at you before letting out a laugh “OOooh why thank you my dear” that shit eating grin widened, voice dropping a slight octave“I must smell very enticing if you’re sniffing at me” his eyes narrowed slightly.

A shiver ran through your body and you swear you were leaking through onto the couch. You wanted to die of embarrassment.

“I-I just never noticed before that’s all” You said shrugging, trying to ignore the fact that his very voice was affecting you.

Charlie had ended whatever the hell you were doing and you quickly made your way to your room, causing some confusion.

You were usually a social butterfly with the gang. You never not chat away with Angel as he told the wild shit he did on set.

“Has got to be that time of the month” Angel commented as you almost sprinted out the room. Charlie and Vaggie gave confused looks ”what?” He sighed “You know…” nope not a clue.

”She was a human remember? Every so often her pussy basically shreds itself to bits”

Charlie gasped “So she’s hurt? Shouldn’t we do something?” Angel laughed,shaking his head “Nah we can’t help. But she'll be fine. Just give her a few days and she'll be normal again”

Alastor was in the background listening, the smile on his face sharpened, you weren’t hurt or bleeding, but there was definitely something that could be done.

You snarled as your vibrator died and tossed it. You groaned as your clit continued to throb. You had thought four orgasms would have did the trick but nope you still had the irritating itch.

You didn’t own a dildo because it was pointless.

it wasn’t the real thing.

You wanted to cry. This was your first heat while you’ve been at the hotel and you didn’t just want to drag a stranger here.

You had more control than that.

At least that’s what you thought.

You had locked yourself in your room as you tore your room to bits. The walls were shredded, pillows and sheets drenched in slick and your poor toy was in pieces.

Panting, you curled in a corner and tugged at your hair, squeezing your eyes tight as tears began to pool in your eyes.

You hated this.

 You hated how it felt like you didn’t even feel like yourself. 

Hated that you couldn’t even control your own damn bodily function.

Hated how your body desperately wanted to be filled.

You would give anything to make this horrid feat of yours go away.

“I would have never thought to see you in such a state my dear”

You froze at the voice and jerked your head to the source.

Alastor.

He was standing at the entrance of your bedroom, a smirk on his face as he took in the state of your room.

”I must say, it. Is rather entertaining to see your lack of control” he said as he approached your curled form.

He crouched down, feigning a concerned look before a clawed hand seized your hair and wrenched your face til your noses were bumping against each other.

”did you think I couldn’t smell you?” He growled “You smell just like a bitch in heat”

You whimpered as his lips ghosted over yours “I-I’m sorry”

His scent was surrounding you. It was a drug. Assaulting your every nerve with each breath you took.

He smelled so good 

please

”Please” you whispered as your cunt buzzed, tingling from his clos proximity and in hopes he would have mercy on you.

Alastor sucked his teeth at you. What a pitiful thing you were…

With a deep breathe, he stood and walked over to your ruined bed and sat. You watched as he sat his mic down and removed his coat. Yanking at his tie, he unbuttoned his shirt and looked over at you with narrowed eyes “Well? Do you want to continue to ruin your furnishings or do you wish to satisfy that brazen desire of yours?”

He widened his legs and your eyes honed in on how he unbuckled his pants.

Your throat tightened and you found yourself crawling over to him, no regard that you were naked.

Kneeling between his legs, your hands soothed up his thighs as your rubbed your head against his crotch.

Alastor lifted your chin for your eyes to meet his. Your eyes were blown out and you winced as his grip tightened.

”I pity you my dear, reduced to wanton whore, but don’t fret…Ill help you through your heat” a thumb ran over your pouty lip.

Your cunt clenched around nothing at his words.

You damn near drooled as he adjusted himself to pull his cock free from its restraints.

It was big, in both length and girth. It slapped against your face, causing you to hum at the weight of it.

You nuzzled it, nose gliding along his length before softly pressing kissed along it. When you came to his mushroom tip, you didn’t hesitate to suck at it. Alastor sighed as you gave the head of his cock kitten licks.

Head clouded with desire, you slowly bobbed your head along his length, taking him whole as you gagged once you reached the hilt.

You eased him out your throat and with a sickening pop, you admired as his spit-covered cock shined. You opted to jerk him off slowly as you buried your nose in his ball, inhaling his scent.

Alastor’s hand found your hair and guided you away from his cock, bringing you to climb up his body, until your smoldering heat was rubbing against his cock as he pressed kisses to your shoulder and neck. A gasp tore from your throat as he nipped at your jaw.

”On fours my dear”

Clumsily, you scrambled to follow his instruction. You must not have been to his liking because he pressed your head til your cheek was flat to the bed, back in a deep low arch, thighs pressed to your stomach and spreaded wide with your ass and cunt exposed to the air. 

You would have blushed in embarrassment if you weren’t so turned on.

A hand glided down your back, causing you to shiver and then jolt as a harsh slap was planted on your ass, before it soothed over the burning cheek.

Alastor kneaded your ass before sliding his fingers down to your cunt.

Your slit was swollen and your clit, puffy with need. 

You were dripping.

He dipped a finger inside you, testing how wet you were.

Soppy. 

He added a second, your cunt greedily welcomed his fingers with ease, giving into resistance.

He chuckled “What a greedy cunt, sucking in my fingers like a cock”

You whined when he took his fingers out, already missing the feel of something inside you.

Alastor took his cock and rubbed it against your cunt, coating himself in your slick.

”I am going to fuck you to your little sinful heart desires and you are going to be grateful of everything I give you. You are going to take every bit of my cum until it spills from this cunt and then again and again until I have bred you so thoroughly. Do you understand slut?”

You were breathing heavily, trembling in excitement.

With a single, sharp thrust he filled your cunt, earning a soft cry from you.

”Do you understand?”he hissed through clenched teeth.

”Y-Yes A-Alastor”. you whimpered, eyes clenched shut in pleasure.

”Good girl”

He drew back and thrusted into you again

And again

And again

He had set a slow, but rough pace. Thrusting his cock deep into the soft warmth of your cunt with each drag.

Soft moans filled the air as he buried his cock inside you.

It felt so good. 

He reached depths your finger couldn’t quite reach.

And it was amazing.

”A-Ala-stor Aah! Aaah! Hah!” You pushed your hips against his, mewling loudly as he grinned his cock into you.

”Youre pathetic ” He laughed, eyes watching his cock disappeared inside you, giving you a hard thrust at his words.

”Nothing but pathetic slut who can’t control their own body”

His grip on your hips pulled you flushed against him, making you take him til his balls was nestled against your slit.

”You probably would have spreaded your legs for any poor sinner, just wanting to be fucked dumb” Your body rippled as his thrusts got harder.

Your cunt only got wetter.

He noticed as he seemed to sink even deeper into you, as if your cunt loosened to welcome him

”oh? I bet you would have liked that wouldn’t you? So out of sorts with need that you would have just anyone bred this cunt”

He growled at the squelching noises from your cunt, you shook your head in denial.

No. No you wouldn’t haven’t done something like that.

”N-no I-I wouldn’t-” You cried out as his finger ghosted over your swollen clit.

”You would have been happy to bend over and offer your cunt to anyone, as long as you had a cock fill you” Alastor continued before a cruel, deep laugh erupted from him

”But instead you sought me out. I had no intention in satisfying you, but what a gentleman would i had been if I ignored a lady in need?” You felt him lean over, hips never missing a beat as he sunk his teeth into your shoulder.

”Oooh how fortunate you are my dear”

You were suddenly flipped onto your back. Hair sprawled around you like a halo, your chest heaving as he pushed your knees to your chin. 

Your lidded eyes watching as he slide his cock between your pussy lips, bumping your clit. He grabbed your wrists, using them as leverage as he thrusted back into you, the new angle making your throw your head back with a broken cry

”FuuuuuUccckk Ah Ah AH!” His hips dug into the underside of your ass as he pounded your cunt.

Alastor hadn’t lost composure the entire time he fucked you.

He watched as you fell apart, your hips wiggling to accommodate to his harsh administrations.

Your cunt took him so good. A white, creamy ring formed at his base as he scraped against that sponges nerve inside you.

You welcomed him gratefully. Letting him wrench pleasurable sounds from your pretty lips.

Pushing your raised legs apart, he lowered his weight on you as he slammed his lips on yours, swallowing your moans. Your tongues danced as he rocked into your body.

The sounds of him ruining your cunt pushed him to fulfill your primal desire.

You felt that familiar blaze of heat take over your body as Alastor fucked short rapid thrusts into you.

Every brush of his abdomen against your clit had your cunt going haywire.

You were going to cum.

Alastor was going to make you cum.

You moaned at the thought

You were gonna cum on his cock

And he was gonna breed you

Breed your soppy cunt

and you were going to let him

”please….” You whined into his mouth

Fuck the very thought had your body buzzing.

”please what?” he purred

Your head was reeling, foggy with the need to be filled.

A hand wrapped around your throat, squeezing

“What are you begging me for slut? Hmm?” His strokes were hitting harder and deeper.

”You want me to breed your cunt? You want to me to fill you up so good that all you’ll ever think is how my cum belongs inside you? What do the little slut want?”

Yes you wanted all of it.

You wanted him to fuck you so good, you wouldn’t even think of wanting another cock from his.

You wanted him to fill your cunt to the brim and then fuck it back inside.

You wanted him to breed you like the little slut you were.

To breed you til he had his fill.

Your instincts had practically took over, fuck sanity.

”Mhmm! I want it. I want you to Ah! I want you to fill me with your cum! Please please breed me Alastor” You whined, feeling your belly clench as your orgasm hung over you, promising sweet relief.

The hand around your throat, tightened causing you to gasp as he spoke into your ear, voice deep and purring

”Youre gonna make yourself cum on my cock slut”

your hand flew to your clit to flick fast circles on the bud.

Alastor’s thrusts quickened, growls pouring from his lips

”Who’s a filthy little slut?”

”M-Me”

”Whos a pathetic slut that’s gonna take my cum?”

”Me!”

”Fucking slut gonna let be breed her dumb”

A sob tore from you as your orgasm washed over you, he fucked you as you milked him, hips angled to thrusts so deep you’re sure your cunt had molded into the shape of his cock

”hah hah aaah fuuucckk fuck fuck Al-Alastor!”

You saw white as your mouth opened in a silent scream only for him to swallow the whine in your throat.

”That’s it you pathetic slut take it. Take my cum. That’s a good girl. Let me breed this sweet cunt cher” your hips raised as he sunk into you and with a deep groan, he cummed into your spasming cunt, making sure to thrust deep enough he hit your cervix as he painted your walls white.

Whether conscious or by instinct, you gave him a ditzy smile, eyes glazed over as you slowly rubbed your clit, whimpering. Holding eye contact with him, a soft pout graced your lips

“Again”

You truly were a pathetic, needy little thing.

But don’t worry pretty Doe, Alastor’s going to make sure you

satisfied and stuffed to your heart’s content

 It was going to be very interesting for the next 36 hours…

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[minispidey]

02: Barbie and the Giftshopist.

Steven Grant x f!bimbo!reader. previous part. series masterlist. next part.

02. He's just Steven (and Marc, and Jake)

a/n: i'm not like fully knowledgeable of DID but i did some research! if u guys can give me some tips/ point out my mistakes, i'd be happy to hear it and edit. i just really do need some help 🙏🏻 i've never written a system before and i'd love to hear some advice

(series tags are open!) tags: @3zae-zae3

"Morning, Stevie!" you started calling him Stevie not even a week after you moved in. Sure, he hates it when Donna calls him that, but god did it sound so beautiful when you say it.

You two walk out at the same time everyday, bothered by some of the sellers on the street blocking the door "Excuse us." you say as they made way for you and Steven. A vintage pink corvette was your way of transportation while Steven chooses the bus, but you weren't in a rush today "Stevie! I'll give you a ride. Get in."

Steven blushed, shaking his head "No no, it's fine, love." hearing him call you love made you accidentally kick your leg up. You stared confused at your leg before turning your head towards Steven again "Come on." you pouted.

"I'm serious— oh, bollocks." he drops his keys by accident "I'm alright."

You drove by his side slowly "Stevieee get in. I'm not letting you take the bus when I have a car."

"It's just-"

"Is it because it's pink?"

"No! No, not at all. I don't want to be a bother, that's all." he sighed.

"Steven. Get in." you pull down your sunglasses "I'm not taking a no for an answer."

"Yes, ma'am." seeing you so serious had him flustered. Maybe it's a weird kink he developed after knowing you were a lawyer.

He sat in the passenger's seat and buckled his seatbelt. You smiled at him before fixing your sunglasses "Okay! First stop, the museum."

Steven knew everyone's going to stare at your pink car. He just never expected so many people turning their heads towards you too. You were beautiful and radiated beauty and sunshine, you were an attention grabber.

He just imagines you in all pink in your firm, in a room filled with blue and black suits. He thought it was cute.

"Do you have like, a license? You can take my car on my days off."

"You don't have to." Steven shook his head "Really, you're too kind."

"It's alright! Whatever makes your life easier." you flashed him one of your bright smiles "I can drop you off every day if you wanna. I'm not as busy anyways."

"Take the offer, Steven. Beats having to cramp in every day." Marc says from the reflection of the right side mirror. Steven shook his head before turning towards you "It's fine, love."

"Come on. Rent's hell. Let me save you some commute money, okay? I may be fashionable, but I can be such a cheapskate-" the car comes to a sudden halt as you snap your head towards a shop window. Steven was pushed forward but thankfully held by the seatbelt "What's wrong?" he breathed out.

"What time do you have to go to work?"

"Before ten. Why?"

"It's eight. Do you mind making a short stop with me?"

Shop assistants surrounded you as you worked your magic "Ooh, and this one. Do you have it in pink?" you giggled as you slipped on another heel "Okay so like, the trick is to ignore the assistants." you whisper to Steven "They'll sell you anything in full price. Head straight to the expensive ones before slowly going to the ones on sale."

Steven nodded as he listened to the advice you gave. He felt a bit nervous as you spoke to the shop assistants, you seemed so confident as well. In contrast, Steven felt fairly awkward and he was just observing how you interacted with the people around you.

He was very intrigued by the way you were trying on shoes, the way you were talking about it with the shop staff— he couldn't explain what exactly it was that he found attractive about you, and it was slightly annoying him.

"Chica está loca..." Steven looks at the full-length mirror, Jake was staring right back at him. He raises an eyebrow at Jake "She's crazy. I've never met a girl who wears so much... pink."

Steven was about to talk back when you pull him to the counter, swiping your card and taking your shopping bags "Okay, so like, I got fourty percent off. I have a loyalty voucher." you two made your way back to your car, stuffing your bags in the back "Thanks for coming with me, Stevie. Well, you didn't have a choice anyways."

"It's alright, really. It was... fun." he smiled at you, getting inside the car "Never really shopped with anyone before."

"Really? Not even with friends?"

"Don't have any."

"Aw, how come? You're so fun to be with."

Steven's heart skipped a beat. He stared at you with bright eyes as you drove. He felt his face heat up. When he turns his head to face the side mirror, he finds Marc judging him.

"You've just met her, huh?"

"Shut it..." Steven mumbled under his breath, looking away from the mirror. He watched you, still smiling as you drove. It was like you weren't real, like you were too good to be true. If he had known years ago a woman like you existed, he would've searched for you everywhere. But you landed right outside his flat.

"I don't think I can pick you up after your work, training interns and all." you stopped near the steps "I'll see you later, Stevie."

"You don't have to, it's really okay." he blushed "I'll see you around, love." he got out of your car, looking back at you as he walked up the steps. You pushed your sunglasses down and waved back before driving away.

After an exhausting day, you drove back at 1 am. You shoved your files in the back seat with your shopping bags and rested your face, your signature smile falling from fatigue.

The streets of London were quiet, only the crickets' mating call filling the cold air. You rub your eyes, some of your mascara rubbing off "So tired..." you sighed as you turned the car to the right.

Though your sleepiness immediately went away when you spot a ridiculous ugly-patterned shirt. It was Steven walking back.

"This late?" you whispered to yourself. You sped up a bit to catch up with him "Stevie!" your cheery voice halted the quiet night.

His head turned towards you, a scowl displayed on his face. Though his eyebrows softened upon realizing it was you.

"Don't they have buses out late? You poor thing. Get in." you smiled as you unlocked your car, allowing him to enter.

"I should've totally given you my number. If I only knew you'd be out late like me I would've picked you up." you let out a yawn before continuing "I'm not that busy, I swear. Like, I'm a lawyer but I know how to manage my time."

As you went on and on, Steven just sat there and listened to you.

You parked your car and stepped out, trying to get all your shopping bags in one go. But Steven stepped in and helped "Aw, Stevie, thanks so much!" Steven looked exhausted too.

You talked more in the elevator, detailing how frustrating your day was at your firm before walking to your doors.

"-and he was like no and I was like totes! And he was like noooo and I was like, definitely!" you giggled "Whoever said orange is the new pink is totally disturbed."

You unlocked your door and let Steven in to set your bags down. He went to step out afterwards when you pulled on his sleeve "Thanks so much again, Stevie. You are like, too good to me. We should totally shop again some other time! Goodnight!" you placed a kiss on his cheek before closing your door.

He froze in place, staring at your door before unlocking his own door and getting in. He breathed in the cold air before walking to his fish tank, feeding the two fishes before his vision focused, looking at his reflection on the glass.

"Marc! What was that?!"

Marc looked back at Steven "It's nothing."

"Back off. I really like her, okay? There. I said it."

"You kissed my wife and your crush kissed me on the cheek."

"I said I was sorry."

Jake spoke up, appearing from a small mirror "You like her? Dios mío, that woman wears a lot of pink. What is it about her? Is it because of the car? I have a limousine."

"No! She's- she's really nice."

"Be more specific, amigo. Nice isn't how you like someone."

"Enough." Marc shakes his head "Steven, if you like her then go ahead. But just don't get attached."

"What do you mean?"

"I have Layla— we have Layla. I'm married to her. You can have a crush on your little neighbor, sure, but it's not like you can date her."

"Marc... come on, I have my own life... we have our own lives. What if I decide I want to date her? What if I really really like her, you know?"

"I don't know." he sighed, scratching his eyebrow "It's gonna be complicated, you know that."

Steven let out a sigh, looking down "I-I know... but I just... I just really like her."

Jake on the other hand was deep in this own thoughts. Marc heads to bed when Jake fronts, taking over the body. He cracks his neck before walking out and knocking on your door.

You were just about to take off your makeup when you head his knock. Your fluffy pink slippers squeaked as you made your way to the door, opening it "Stevie? Did you miss me already?" you giggled.

"Do you want to go out with me?" Jake put on his best performance, speaking in a kind of shy British accent.

"Out? Like, a date?" you blinked twice.

"Yes."

Jake understood now. He saw the way your eyes sparkled and your blinding smile "Oh my gosh, yes!" you squealed before covering your mouth, looking side to side across the halls, worried you might've woken up your neighbors "Yes. Let's go out. Uh, maybe lunch? I'm free."

"That's alright with me." he nodded.

"Alright." you couldn't help but smile like a fool "Goodnight, Stevie."

"Goodnight..."

After closing your door, you silently screamed, jumping up and down in excitement. Your exhaustion suddenly disappears as you start planning out your outfit for the morning.

#moon knight #steven grant #jake lockley #marc spector #moon knight system #steven grant x reader #x reader #x you #x bimbo reader #bimbo!reader

[novasway]

HER WAY — SULLY FAMILY

hello my loves!! it seems as though a lot of you enjoyed the first part!! so much so that i now wrote a second part to it!! before we get into it i would just like to thank you all for the support and nice messages <33 sadly i cannot respond to comments due to this being a side blog but know that i appreciate you guys sososo much <33 love u sm - nova .

ps : this is very short because i am very tired :(( also not read proof!! and also peep the little scene from my fav podcast ever !!

one , two

IT'S BEEN MONTHS . months since the sky people returned to pandora. months since the raids started and months since ( name ) last saw her family.

" TO THE LEFT! TO THE LEFT! SOMEONE TAKE THAT DAMN TRAIN OFF OF THE RAILS "

" UNCLE TSU'TEY I WANT TO SEE THOSE HELICOPTERS GONE! "

" YOU GOT IT! "

that was a normal day for ( name ) now, riding her ikran into battle every few days in order to protect her people. she no longer was the little girl that would once run around in the forests of pandora, she was now the olo'eyktan, the fate of the omaticaya was in her hands and she was determined to bring them to victory once more.

or so was the plan.

" olo'eyktan ( name )! " a hurried voice called out towards the young woman.

" lu'ìkx. what's wrong? you seem to be in a hurry? "

" i see you, olo'eyktan . " the warrior greeted the woman before continuing. " i do not mean to panic you, but u'är and veinnì found this while patrolling, we think that this might be an issue that you and your uncle should talk about. " he said, handing her a piece of paper.

" i see, well thank you lu'ìkx, i shall discuss this with my uncle, you're dismissed now. "

" uncle i cannot — you! cannot ask this of me. i will not. "

" ( name ), i understand, truly i do! but i cannot risk to lose you, i know yes, you're finally olo'eyktan but i'd rather you have no title than no life. " sighed tsu'tey . " i know that the thought of leaving breaks you but please listen to your old man for once. "

" ... "

" ( name ) please. you read the paper, they want to kill you, they won't stop until you aren't standing anymore so please follow your family, go to the reef and just forget about this place for a while. "

" .. if i leave now i will be able to join my family ... if i don't leave now i will be able to still protect my people, my people are very dear to me — "

" dearer than your family? "

" no ... not dearer than them. never dearer than them."

"there you go, that's your answer. go and prepare, you will be leaving in the morning. "

with a heavy heart ( name ) takes one more look at the forest before going to her tent. the gentle breeze and delicate smells caressing her skin. the forest was all she knew, it was her home, her sanctuary, she vowed to protect it with her all and now her promise will be broken.

' oh eywa please forgive me for this is not the way you gave me, please great mother forgive me for not being able to protect your creation. '

the morning came with heart breaking news for the omaticayans, yet another treasured member was leaving.

yet another olo'eyktan was leaving and with that the last sully was gone as well. with one last glance ( name ) got on her ikran and started her journey towards the reef.

the journey was a rough one, heavy rains and cold winds that made them almost crash or the hot sun burning at her blue skin during the day seemed to discourage her second by second.

being alone made her realize how awful it was not hearing lo'ak and neteyam's banter, or jake's stories from back on earth or tuk asking the most random questions. she wonders why only now her brain decides to remind her of such times. perhaps during the time that she spent in the forest fighting she didn't have time to catch a break and think everything through.

no matter the cause, ( name ) straightened her back and continued to fly towards her destination. she would get to be reunited with her family soon.

#avatar #avatar the way of water #jake sully #kiri sully #sully family #neytiri #lo’ak x reader #neteyam x reader #jake sully x daughter!reader #sully family x reader

[444rockstargf]

"i get high on hydroponic weed." | clyde

brooklyn baby - lana del rey

summary: after a long and rough day, you and clyde decide to spend some special time together

female!reader x clyde

contents: drinking, use of marijuana, angst (just a tiny bit), thigh riding, creampie

buckle up, yall. this is a long one.

you heaved a heavy sigh as you walked in through the door. you walked right past clyde, who was taking a hit from his bong while watching something on tv, and headed straight into the bathroom, locking the door behind you.

you sunk down to the ground as tears started streaming down your face. you turn on the faucet to drown out the sound of your quiet sobs. the pressure of your job was getting to you. things were just completely falling apart and you didnt know what to do.

you walked over to the mirror, taking a long glance at your reflection. your mascara was ruined. you got lost in your daze, so you didnt hear clyde knocking on the bathroom door.

"you ok in there?" he asked from the other side of the door. when you didnt respond, he decided to just let himself in, swinging the door open. you jumped a little, startled at this. you tried to wipe away some of the black tears on your face, but it was too late.

clyde noticed right away and he rushed up to you, holding your head in his hands. you could tell that he was getting worried. "o-oh my god... baby, what happened? are you sick? what happened today? is it your... woman thing..? you need me to get you anything? i can get you some-" you interrupted him by placing a finger on his lips.

you sniffled and wiped away some of your tears before speaking. "just... just a rough day. thats all." you gave him a weak little smile, but he still felt terrible seeing you like this.

"w-well, uh, why don't you tell me about it..?" his voice was a little shaky. you laughed softly at how he was stammering. "i think you're a bit too stoned to listen to me ramble."

clyde wasnt used to seeing you like this. you'd always been so strong and well put together. but seeing you in this vulnerable state only made his love for you grow stronger. after a moment, a dumb little grin spread across his face.

"yeah, i think you're right. but, i know what'll make you feel better." he said, gently stroking your cheek. "oh yeah? what would that be?" you asked, curious at what he had in mind. he always had outlandish ideas.

he walked toward the bathtub and turned on the water, pouring in some scented soap as the tub filled. "trust me. get into the bathtub, and i'll be right back." he rushed out of the bathroom before you could say anything.

you hesitated, but you undressed yourself and got into the warm, soapy water. you sighed softly as you felt your nerves unclenching. you had to admit, you were starting to feel better already.

you closed your eyes as you waited for clyde to return. he came back into the bathroom, a bottle of red wine in one hand and a tin of edible gummies in the other.

"great, you're already in." he said. he sat down criss-crossed beside the tub, placing the bottle and the tin on the edge of it. "i know you've had a rough day, so i thought you might have wanted to... relax with me a little." he put on of his hands into the water, splashing it a little.

you smiled as you looked at him. "yeah, that sounds great. i'd love to." you reached out to him, putting a hand in his hair as you gave him a soft kiss. as you pulled away, his eyes started wandering down your exposed body,

he started to feel a little tense at the realization that you were completely naked in front of him. and it didnt help that he was as high at a kite, either. his mind started to wander to many lustful thoughts of you.

he shook himself out of his trance, clearing his throat. "u-uh... i got your favourite wine for you." he hands you the bottle, his hand a little shaky as his eyes travel down your wet collarbone.

you accepted the bottle with a smile, popping off the cap and throwing your head back as you took a long swig. some of the wine missed your mouth and poured down your body. clyde's breath hitched as he looked at the trail of wine that ran down your neck and fell into the valley between your tits.

you pulled the bottle away from you lips, the wine staining your lips a little. clyde wanted to take you right at this moment so badly, but he knew he had to hold himself back. he handed you the tin of edibles before standing up. "well, have fun. i'll be going now." he couldn't hide his feelings for much longer, so he knew he had to get away from you.

you pouted. "you're not gonna join me..?" you asked sadly. clyde turned around, eyes wide. he didnt expect that. "h-huh...?" he couldnt tell if you were serious or not.

"get in here, clyde. its not as fun without you." you winked, making clyde's mind run wild. but he nodded as he started to remove his shirt, revealing his slightly muscular build. he took off his belt and threw it to the side. he swiftly unbuttoned his pants and slipped them off, leaving him in his boxers.

you felt yourself getting a little shy as you watched him undress, so you turned away a little. clyde took off his boxers before sinking into the bathtub right in front of you. you looked at him, a smile a your face. you passed to wine to him.

he took the bottle from you before taking a drink from the bottle. he took the tin of gummies and opened it, taking a gummy out and offering it to you. "these ones are real strong. one or two and you'll be floating on air." he said as you took it from him, putting it into your mouth.

he took one himself and ate it, despite already smoking weed earlier. as clyde always said, there was no such thing as being "too high". you started playing with some bubbles, cupping them into your hands and popping them one by one.

you crawled over to clyde, sitting on his lap before taking a handful of bubbles and slicking them through his long hair. he chuckled softly before pulling you into a gentle kiss. you wrapped your arms around his neck as his hands travelled up and down your bare body.

this was enough to get clyde's body tingling all over. he was exra sensitive from all the substances he had taken today, so this was just the thing to top it all off.

you started moving your hips against him a little, just trying to get a reaction out of him. and you got exactly what you wanted. he let out a slurred groan as his cock started to harden from all of the buzzing going through his body right then.

you placed a hand on his chest, running it down his body until you got to the area right above his dick. clyde was started to get frustrated at all your teasing, so he finally spoke up.

"alright, enough with the teasing. are we gonna fuck or not?" he asked, his voice having hints of desperation in it. you smiled before whispering. "i dont know, you tell me."

that was all clyde needed to understand that you wanted it just as badly as he did. he decided to just go for it. he cupped your tits in his hands, immediately moving his lips against one of them, biting your nipple gently.

a few moans escaped your lips, your desire growing by the second. you moved your hand to his rock hard cock, moving your thumb around his tip. his dick was extra sensitive at the moment, so he could already feel himself tightening up as he let out a soft groan.

you moved upward on his thigh a little, so that your pussy was at the perfect angle on it. you started to rock your hips against his thigh, moaning softly at the friction. clyde looked at you lovingly, like you were his own personal goddess.

he ran a hand through his hair before moving his fingers to your aching clit, putting some pressure on it as you rode his thigh. you moans became slurred words as you felt you orgasm quickly rushing through you, but you didnt want tonight to be all about you.

you came up from his thigh, grabbing his cock and putting it at your entrance. you looked him in his red eyes. "is this ok?" you said, hoping that he would be alright with it. he nodded eagerly, just as you knew he would.

you took a deep breath before lowering yourself onto his cock, drawing out long moans from him and yourself. his hands found your hips as he started slowly thrusting into you.

"a-ah... c-clyde.. oh god..." you moaned as his cock filled you up to the brim. you began to bounce up and down on him, desperate for some more movement between the two of you.

"oh yeah... just like that, baby.." he whispered, grinning as you started to pick up the pace. he watched your tits as they bounced right in front of his face, making his face turn a little red.

you bit your lip as he cock started hitting a bundle of nerves deep inside you, making you twitch a little every time it hit that spot again. clyde quickly became louder as his sensitive cock was inside of your warm pussy.

you both would continue to speed up, his hips bucking into you as your moans got louder with each thrust. clyde's mouth gaped open as his breathing got heavier by the second.

it didnt take long for you to cum on his dick, your tight walls squeezing the life out of him, but he kept on going. he kept on mercilessly thrusting into you, only wanting to make you feel as good as possible.

his eyes began to cross a little as he felt a twitching sensation running through his torso. he got more vocal as precum started to drip out of him. he continued to speed up his thrusts, making you scream out his name repeatedly like a broken record.

"a-ah, fuck... g-getting real close, baby..." he had done a great job at holding in his orgasm for all this time. he'd felt like cumming ever since you first sat on his lap, so the tension was growing rapidly inside of him.

"oh s-shit... i-im cumming, baby..!" would be his last words as his thrusts grew faster and sloppier, his hands squeezing your ass as tears started flowing down your cheeks at the overstimulation.

a low groan escaped the depths of his core as he spilled all his cum into you, making you feel more full than ever. you couldve sworn that his eyes rolled to the back of his head if your own werent welled with tears.

his thrusts reached lightning speed as he rode out his high, splashing soapy water around both of you. as he finally stopped the abuse on your sore little pussy, he turned you around, watching as cum dripped out of your tight little hole.

he smiled as you sat down on the opposite end of the tub. he reached out to you and pressed a sweet kiss to your forehead. "hope that made your day a little better." he said with a smile as he pulled you into a warm hug.

author's note: this took me a lot longer than it was supposed. clyde is my babygirl, so this one is kinda long. but i hope you all liked this one :)) not proofread yet.

#rory culkin #rory culkin smut #electrick children #clyde electrick children #lana del rey #brooklyn baby

[sinfulstarskitten]

BlackPink House 8 || Slow and Steady

! previous part !

"So? How was work dude?"

You could practically hear the smirk in your coworker's voice as you pressed the phone to your ear.

"You sneaky little bastard, you knew about this didn't you?" You grin. "You all knew what I was sent to do except me."

"You were the chosen one after all." Your coworker replied. "Tell me, bro, how are the girls in bed? Who's the best?"

You thought for a moment, leaning back against the living room couch.

"I fucking love all of them, man." You conclude. "They're kinky little bitches, horny for me or each other 24/7. You haven't lived till you see rose and Lisa make out or Jennie dom Jisoo."

You grin at your coworker's chuckles, but freeze as you feel lips on your neck.

You turn back to see Jisoo behind the couch, long hair covering her naked body. She nibbles on your ear and you bite back a groan. She giggles, and presses a finger to her lips.

"Bro? You there?"

"Put it on speaker." She mouths quietly to you.

You do. "Yeah man I'm here." You gulp. "What were you saying?"

"I asked who sucks dick the best?"

Your eyes widen as Jisoo climbs over the couch and settles her bare ass on your lap.

"Go on." She whispers as her hands drift under your shirt as she continues to lick and suck at your neck.

"Um mm." You gulp down a moan. "I have to say Lisa. Her mouth does wonders."

"Fuck man, I can picture it." He groans. "Those doll like lips wrapped around me, pony tail swishing as she goes up and down."

Jisoo grins at his words, slipping a hand down your abs and over your sweats. Your eyes close as she begins to palm you slowly, groping your growing length.

"What about tighest pussy bro?" Your coworker asked eagerly. "Which girl made you feel like u never wanted to take your dick out?"

You look straight into Jisoos eyes as you reply. "Rose never had penetrative sex. I was her first."

"No way"

"Yeah. And she was so tight that she wouldn't let go of my dick once it's in. I tried to loosen her out, but no matter how many times she came, she remained as tight as ever. So I fucked her until she passed out."

"Bro I'm getting hard just listening to you."

Jisoo smiles, then pulls your now erect cock out of your sweats. Her hands give it long languid strokes. You bite your lips to stop your moans.

"She came so many times that she almost passed out. Lisa had to keep her awake as I came inside of her, and guess what?"

"What?" Jisoo whispers as her hips grind into your dick.

"What did you do bro?" Your coworker asks excitedly.

"I stuffed her with a plug." You grin as Jisoo gasps.

"Fuck fuck." Your coworker cursed. "I'd kill to see that, fuck I'd kill to see any of the girls naked and full of cum."

Jisoo's grin spread as she gave you a mischievous look. 

"Why don't we give him what he wants baby." She whispers, loud enough for your phone to catch her voice.

"Wait, who's that?" 

Jisoo takes your phone and whispers into it. "Do you want to see me naked? Filled with my baby's cum?"

"Fuck. Is this Jisoo?" 

Jisoo giggled. "Good ear, darling. Tell me, have you gotten off to my voice before? My pictures?"

"Of course." Your coworker admits immediately. "I masturbate to your videos all the time. When I catch a glimpse of you at the company I try to look up your skirt, and I have countless pictures of you all sweaty and panting in the practice room-"

"okay okay i get it." Jisoo laughs, then turns to you. "Who is this anyway?"

"He's Somi's choreographer, Sangmin." You shake your head. "Much more of a perv than me."

"Ah, so you're the one who fucked Somi in the practise room." Jisoo grinned, and her hips started grinding against you again. "Lisa walked in on you, you know?"

"Yeah, that's me." Sangmin sounds embarrassed. "Wish I asked her to join us now."

Jisoo smiled evilly. "How about you join us now? Me and your darling colleague. Watch him cum inside of me."

"Fuck, can I?"

Jisoo responded by turning on your video settings. You hear Sangmin suck in a breath as your phone screen filled with Jisoo's breasts.

"Fuck. She's got some big tits." Sangmin turns on his video too.

Jisoo gives her breasts a squeeze before setting the phone down, to show you and Jisoo's body fully. The camera showed Jisoo's naked body seated on your lap, throbbing dick pressed against her. 

"Fuck man, you're so fucking lucky." Sangmin groans. "She's smokin' hot."

"So is he." Jisoo leans in to kiss you, then pulls off your shirt. "I've never seen someone so well built. Not too bulky, not too skinny. His muscles are so hard that I can't stop running my hands over them." She places wet kisses down your chest to your abs and Sangmin groans.

"God your such a lucky bastard." He groans before unzipping his jeans and pulling out his dick. You frown.

"Aren't you at work?"

"Yeah, at the meeting room." He grins. "We'll be discussing Somi's comeback in 20 mins."

"Plenty of time," Jisoo says seductively, moving her hair over to one shoulder. "I wanna go slow this time baby. I want to feel every minute you're inside me. I'll do all the work, just sit back and relax."

You obey her. You had fun with the younger ones last night, you deserved a rest. You play with Jisoo's hair as she lines her entrance with your member, and slowly sinks into you.

"Is she tight?" Sangmin asks, slowly rubbing the tip of his dick.

"As tight as they come." You groan. "Perfect fit."

Jisoo kisses you passionately but slowly as she starts moving. Your hands move from her hair to cup her ass as she rides you languidly. The pleasure was like a drug like the world slowed down to her rhythm, and you were in a fever dream. You could only focus on how her warm walls hugged your cock as her hips calmly rocked against yours. She had closed her eyes, truly feeling your dick. You did the same, closing your eyes and feeling her entrance get slippery and slick. You squeezed her ass and her fingers tugged at your hair. You didn't realize it, but you were groaning softly. God, why hadn't you ever tried to slow down before? Why were you always so in a rush? Why pound so hard and finish fast, feel the rush and power, when you can slow down, feel every movement, hear every sound, feel the drug of pleasure and let it fuck with your brain?

"How does it feel baby." She leans into your neck. "I can feel it all inside of me, how I'm warming you up. You're getting unbearably hot. You feel solid and hard, and my little pussy wants to suck you in and keep you in there. I feel your hands on my ass, squeezing possessively. Do you want to keep you inside me too?"

You chuckle darkly, breathing in her scent. "I feel like I'm drunk. I can feel you so fucking baby. I can feel it coming, but it's so deliciously slow. It's building up, and I just wanna feel it as coats your walls."

You hear a loud groan and the two of you open your eyes, focusing on the phone. Sangmin's cock stood rock hard as he stroked it harder and harder. Jisoo smiled.

"Is this better than my videos?" She asks innocently. "Is this better than looking up my skirt?"

"Miles better." Sangmin groans. "God I can die happily now."

Jisoo giggles. Her hips roll against yours a little smoother, still patient but not as pressing and slow. Her eyes roll back as your length is buried deep inside of her. You latch your mouth onto her nipple, sucking softly as your other hand gently massages the other.

"I'm close." She whispers. "Are you close?"

"I am. But I wanna go on longer." You were obsessed with how your release was building up to a better climax by the minute. Jisoo rode you so fucking well, but now it was getting torturous. To feel every moment of holding back as her walls sucked you in.

"I'm c-cumming." She gasps. "Fuck, fuck fuck- ngh."

She pulls you closer as she orgasms, your dick sliding into the creamy walls. Her rhythm goes off for a minute, as her juices slip down your dick and between your thighs. It takes every bit of restraint to not come then and there too, but your coworker wasn't so disciplined. He came all over his hands, and Jisoo spent a good minute watching him. 

"Fuck I wanna do this for hours." You say softly, pulling her hips closer so that you were fully inside her. Jisoo just smiles and pushes you down to lay on the couch, careful not to tip the phone over and still give Sangmin a good view, and starts bouncing on you. You moan as her pussy pumps your dick, sending you over the edge. Her breasts bounce over your face lewdly, Your hands rub her ass. You want to try this position for hours, but you couldn't hold it in anymore.

"I'm coming." You pant. "I can't hold it anymore." 

"Just a little while baby," she answers in short gasps as your dick hits all the right places. "I want more."

Her hand travels up your chest to your neck, squeezing it gently. Your eyes close as you whimper. Seeing your positive reaction, she squeezes harder.

You've never been choked before, but the dangerous feeling of breathlessness drives you fucking crazy. You can't help it anymore. Your eyes fly open as without warning, without control, you cum inside Jisoo.

And boy were you greeted with a sight to see.

Jisoo's face contorted in pure pleasure and madness as you shoot ribbons of cum inside her. her eyes widen and her lips part and her back arches in ecstasy. You can't stop gasping. When you finally stop, Jisoo slumps against you.

"FUCK." Sangmin curses. "The managers are here." 

Without another word, he hangs up the call and disappears. Jisoo takes the phone weakly, rolls off of you, and pulls your face to her chest.

"Suck." She says softly as she turns on the camera app. Your eyes are barely open as your lips find Jisoo's nipple and suck softly. She clicks a few pictures, then turns off the phone. "Next time, let's gather the girls and take lots of photos. I want memories. I want to look at them while I masturbate. I want to remember how your dick felt inside of me."

You nod. You want to promise her dick pics for a lifetime if she'd send some nudes herself, but you were too weak to say so. You couldn't believe how tired you were, and you didn't even do much. 

But just as you were about to drift off your sleep, Lisa rushes down the stairs, grinning from ear to ear, a whimpering Rose curled up in her arms.

"Guess who finally woke up~"

*** 

#black pink smut #blackpink rosé #blackpink sexy #jisoo #jisoo smut

[umeoniii]

hello!! im having thoughts abt hange and i'd thought i'd share, maybe you could write smt abt it if u want. but i just think abt comfort sex with hange, almost romantic. maybe its the soft dom in me but i just want to take care of her after a long day, in which she's feeling particularly down and lets her submissive side show, all praise and kisses and stuff. or idk whichever way you see her, im just a simp for hange tbh

!: nsfw, hange is afab

comfort sex w hange

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hange has always been an outgoing expressive person, never missing a beat. she loved her job and work, though sometimes she overworked herself. not coming home until 11:37 because she stayed finishing all of her work. even when she came home she would be glued to the computer typing. you didn’t like how her life almost always revolved around work, mainly because of how it affected them.

you weren’t surprised when one day hange came home literally looking like a zombie, throwing her bags on the floor and herself onto the couch. you watched from your room hearing her groan from frustration.

you walked into the living room observing her, sprawled out on the couch.

“would you like to take a bath then take a nap?” you asked her softly into her ear. she shook her head.

“i just wanna lay down with you.” she grumbled, grabbing your hand.

she got up and walked to your shared bedroom laying down on your soft duvet, looking at the ceiling. you lay down next to her taking off her glasses and putting them on the nightstand.

for a second while lying next to her you admired your lover. you truly loved everything about her. her charisma, her personality, her body and face. everything about her was perfect. she still looked up, her chest heaving up and down as the two of you sat in utter silence. you moved closer to hange, your lips ghosting her cheek, you kiss her softly.

she turns her head on the pillow towards your direction. your lips meet with hers as you embrace her in a soft kiss, you held her cheeks with your hands.

you leaned back separating yourself from the short kiss. you look at the dark eyebags under her brown eyes.

she seriously needed rest

you then kissed both of her eyes, then her cheeks again, then her lips.

you pushed her back onto the mattress and got on top of her whispering into her ear ,“im gonna take care of you tonight. m’ kay?”

you kissed her lips and then your kisses trailed twoards her chest.

you took off her shirt, then her pants, then her undergarments. leaving her completely bare and open to you.

you went back at her neck leaving soft kisses all over her upper torso. you went down to her soft breasts, kissing and softly licking at her nipples.

you heard her gasping softly while she rubbed your back.

“you’re so beautiful baby.” you whispered into her flesh.

you dragged your tongue down to her naval, your lips were just above her cunt. you kissed at her belly, your arm outstretched twoards her tits squeezing them.

before you went down you looked up at your lover looking for her approval, she gave you a kiss on your hand and a tiny nod.

you left a trail of kisses all the way down to her sopping wet cunt. you picked up her legs and propped them up onto your shoulders. you kissed her pussy, her slick coating your lips. your thumb rubbed softly on her fleshy thighs.

you slipped both your index and middle fingers inside of her, you heard her moan as you pushed your two fingers into her slowly.

“feels so so good.” she whimpered, her cunt tightening around your fingers after every thrust.

“only the best for you.” you kissed at the birth mark in between her thighs.

you rubbed at her spongy g spot, listening to her raspy gasps and moans, she whined your name indefinitely, for as long as you were fingering her.

you took out your fingers quickly attaching your mouth to her swollen lips.

you licked and lapped inserting your tongue into her tight hole. while she gripped at your hair, practically screaming your name. you wrapped your arm around her stomach, reaching her hard clit then rubbing slow circles. making hange cry even louder.

you thought to yourself

“maybe this will be what helps relive their stress, i hate seeing her the way she is after work.” you lapped at her pussy.

you comforted her and whispered sweet praises as she was reaching her climax, squeezing your head with her thighs and whimpering as her back arched from the immense amount of pleasure she was facing.

she came into you mouth, the white liquid spilling from your lips.

her chest heaved up and down and you caught your breath as well.

you remove your head from beneath hange and move twoards her face, your lips above hers.

her lips were parted while she inhaled and exhaled rapidly. you gave her a soft kiss rubbing her cheeks.

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#umeswritin!~ #aot #aot imagines #attack on titan #aot x reader #aot hcs #aot smut #aot hange #hange x reader #hange attack on titan #snk hange #hange zoë smut #hange smut #hange x reader smut #hanji smut #hange zoe #hange #hange zoë #hange x you #hange x y/n

[needsmoretea]

Just thought I'd post some random Pixiv recs for my fellow enjoyers of ZOOL shenanigans~

カキ has some really cute illustrations. This is one of my favourite collections, and I particularly love the how it started vs how it's going pic of Touma being all, "uhh, guys???"

猿川円 also does some lovely illustration collections. One of my favourites is a collection of stuff from APOZ and Beyond the Period, partly for this lovely scene of Minami being reminded of Haruki before rejoining the rest of the group.

ymd does a lot of gen stuff as well (along with some ToraMina if you like that sort of thing), and their art is super pretty. This comic collection is very amusing, especially this one. Very rough and short translation...

Haruka: This is hilarious. They’re saying ZOOL get along so well, the four of them should just live together and marry each other. Do we really seem that buddy-buddy?

Touma: M-marry?! Why would they say that!?

And then Haruka, Minami and Torao are like lol sounds like fun, let's do that, live in a crazy expensive Midou residence and buy a really big rice cooker, while Touma eventually just kind of goes along with it and is all

Touma: You really look like you’re enjoying this… Sure, why not. Let’s live together and be happy!

(GOOD END?)

And then there's U, my absolute favourite ZOOL fanartist, who draws the most hilarious comics. I did a rough translation of this collection here when I sent an ask to @always-a-joyful-note, so I'll repost it here for good measure.

Q: Which entertainer do you message most on Rabbichat?

Minami: I... (Inumaru-san...)

Haruka: To... (Touma, I guess...)

Torao: To... (Touma, probably...)

Touma: It's Riku.

Minami, Haruka and Torao: HMMMMM????

Touma: He's always active on Rabbichat, after all.

And then to save face they all change their answers instead of 'Touma' or 'Inumaru-san' to...

Minami: Iroke no aru hito desu. (A certain sexy person)

Haruka: Toshiue no onna! (An older woman)

Torao: Toruko no onna. (A Turkish woman)

Touma: You can't answer with any of those! (We're idols, you know).

And now for some other comic translations under the cut to break things up a bit.

Like the last comic when they finish up work early so Touma asks the others if they want to grab dinner together but they all play hard to get, so he's like, whatever, guess I'll invite Riku instead, and they're like WHY AREN'T YOU TRYING HARDER TO ASK US OUT??? and he's like GOD YOU'RE SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS.

I also greatly enjoyed this collection and this comic of the rest of ZOOL getting jealous of Touma's interactions with Riku the most.

Riku: Touma-san!

Touma: What’s up?

Riku: Take that~ *thwack* I smacked you with my towel, so now we have to hug!

Touma: Uh… I don’t really get it… wait, listen to me!

Riku: A hug with Touma-san~ *squeeze*

Touma: Get offa me already!

Minami, Haruka & Torao: … *THWACK THWACK THWACK*

Touma: Ow… that hurts! What’s with you guys? Are you bullying me?!

Also this collection too, and the comic of them bumping into Re: Vale.

Yuki: *staaare*

Touma: Wh-what is it?

Yuki: Those yaeba sure are nice. (They remind me of Momo’s) *just noticed*

Touma: !!!!!!!!

Momo: Hey, Yuki, are you cheating on me? I’m supposed to be your number one!

Toao: That ice queen again. Hey, Touma, pull yourself together!

Touma: Yuki-san gave me a compliment… (Well, my teeth.)

Torao: What are you blushing for? Just what kind of relationship do you have with that guy?!

Again, another quick translation via an ask @always-a-joyful-note for this comic here, here and here of Touma's 'I love you' scene from Beyond the Period:

Touma: (Wow, Haru is actually saying 'I love you' to the fans. He sure has become cool. Okay, I should say it too.) I love... you... (Huh? Those two are really staring at me for some reason.)

Torao: Did you hear that, everyone? Touma just said he loves me.

Haruka: No, he looked at me when he said it.

Torao: He was looking at me longer though.

Haruka: No, he was looking at me 5 seconds longer than you.

And then while Touma's being all what the heck are you guys talking about, it's like...

Minami: I'm the only one you didn't say 'I love you' to.

Touma: No, it's not like that, Mina. When I said 'I love you', I meant -

Minami: I'M THE ONLY ONE YOU DIDN'T SAY 'I LOVE YOU' TO.

Touma: OKAY OKAY YOU'RE SCARING ME

The collection with the Monster Parade comic is also super funny because even teeny tiny mon-mon ZOOL refuses to leave Touma alone (sasagero fuwafuwa version?)

Touma: My shoulders feel heavy lately

Haruka: Isn’t that just you getting older? 

Tora: Don’t tell me you’re being haunted

Minami: Fufu, has someone cursed you?

Touma: Don’t scare me like that

Staff member: Excuse me

Touma: Coming~

Haruka, Minami & Torao: !!?

Also, this comic. I guess everyone just lives at Touma's place now?

Touma: We’ve done our first shrine visit of the year, so now I guess we should head home

Haruka: You’re leaving already?

Tora: But I kept my schedule open for you

Minami: I feel like we should still hang out

Touma: Ehh… Well, my place is nearby. Wanna come over?

Torao: It’s tiny. It’s smaller than the bathroom at my place.

Touma: Your bathroom is just ridiculously big!

Minami: How like you to have a kotatsu, Inumaru-san

Haruka: Kotatsu are awesome

Touma: I know, right? Anyway, make yourselves at home

*A few hours later*

Torao: It’s small but it’s comfortable. It’s not so bad

Minami: I don’t want to get out from under the kotatsu

Haruka: Zzzz

Touma: I know I told you to make yourselves at home but when are you guys planning to leave…

While once again, the rest of ZOOL gets jealous of Touma's relationship with Riku and decides to take it out on poor Shirou instead.

Minami: Inumaru-san, are you drinking Li*ton again?

Haruka: Probably because of Nanase Riku

Torao: Yesterday it was Sougo. What a cheater

Touma: I’m just drinking Li*ton! But you know, collabs sure are nice. When I look at them like this, it makes me feel like I can do my best. Like I wanna see Riku.

Minami: Ohh….

Haruka: Hmm…

Torao: Hehh…

Minami: Utsugi-san, why aren’t we getting any collab jobs?

Haruka: If you’re our manager then you’d better get us some collab jobs!

Torao: If you don’t, we’ll tell on you to Ryou-san

Shirou: I get it already, calm down! (Inumaru-san, what have you been saying to them?!)

Speaking of Shirou, looks like Torao needs to be cautious around him too.

Shirou: Excuse me, about tomorrow’s 5 year anniversary…

Touma: What about it?

Torao: (That’s it, Touma. Stay vigilant around this guy.)

Shirou: Shall we have a chat over some grilled meat after you’re done?

Touma: MEAT?! (I knew it, he’s a good guy!)

Shirou: Inumaru-san, you really are like a dog. I can see why Ryou-kun said you looked good wearing a collar. 

Touma: *not listening anymore* Haru, let’s go and eat some meat!

Shirou: Can I pet him just this once?

Torao: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Sorry for the super long post and the sucky translations, but please enjoy the pretty pictures and do feel free to give the artists a like if you enjoyed their work as much as I did. >3

#idolish7 #zool #fanart recs #just look at these problematic tsunderes #oblivious touma is also hilarious

[doobea]

you ask and i deliver... i hope this works because i literally have SO many thoughts on him... like i could talk about him nonstop

i hc sae as a softie actually, like his "uninterested" and "snappy" persona is actually just pouty baby behavior when he's with you (also i think he talks in his sleep like you know there's people who 'wake up' and they're between consciousness and unconsciousness? so like, he listens and talks but his brain doesn't work or register it at all lmao, let me elaborate)

i think sae is the type of guy to find comfort in stability and routine, a relationship with him would be kinda chill... so when there's a slight shift in your actions he gets confused (like i see him lierally tilting his head and slightly furrowing his eyebrows) and don't get me wrong, i don't mean he takes your relationship for granted, but you grabbing an ice cream for yourself without offering him one???? that's weird. so sae just waits patiently for you to come back to the couch and mutter 'did you write ice cream on the grocery list?' (poor baby just assumed that the only reasonable way you're not offering him one is because you're running out of ice cream) so when you hear him and you turn around slowly to look at him dead in the eyes with mischief and see his lips pouting you start to feel bad... how could you hurt his poor soul like that? so you shove your ice cream towards him expecting him to grab it while dramatically clutching your shirt where your heart is 'don't look at me like that! you know i can't handle it'

yeah, you guessed right, sae tilts his head again because he doesn't understand anything you're saying, so you let out a deep sigh and confess

'i woke up today around 3 am to go for a glass of water... and you told me to "dehydrate and perish" in your sleep... only because i kindly asked you to move your heavy legs off me. i had to deny myself a glass of water for your sake...'

at this point sae can only look at you dumbfounded and with slightly rosey cheeks because he's embarassed he's so clingy in his sleep and he doesn't even remember it... long story short he stands up, goes to the fridge, and comes back with an ice cream, giving you the new one he just grabbed and having the one you gave him for himself

AAAAAAHHHHH stop it I love this so much pls tell me more because I TOO can go on and on about how soft he could be too ugh

i saw this somewhere before i can't remember who wrote it but someone said that sae needs to be w someone that brings out his inner child and i cannot agree with it more!! like i'd imagine (and im totally gonna incorporate this in my sae fic series duh) being a child superstar made life so exhausting and almost numbing growing up?? and that secretly he just wants to be a kid again or experience what it was like before stardom (bro literally went to Europe all by himself at 14 like huh???)

i also hc him as being a picky eater like lowkey ... i don't think he like veggies imo ... he'll totally pick off tomatoes and onions and give them to you (and who the fuck doesn't like french fries...)

i wanna say he picks up languages p quickly?? like if his s/o is from a diff background he won't have that much of a problem picking up the cultural differences (he totally has duolingo downloaded and does it everyday don't tell me otherwise)

and of course in the beginning of his first serious relationships he's probably super avoidant and shit bc he's never allowed himself to be completely vulnerable so def some misunderstandings in communication styles/arguments but (if he cares abt u to make it serious to begin w) i would imagine extreme princess treatment the next day (or even week).

MORNING WALKS ON THE BEACH AAAAAAHHH does the lil cheesy water splash on you... and then at night time he likes to do lil bonfires by the beach >:3 (with bbq added of course)

okok i think im done ....

#how can i even say that oliver is my fav when all my recent posts have been about sae and rin #im so fake #doobea answers #this is for my sae brainrot #thank u again for your soft hcs about OUR boyfriend #sae itoshi #itoshi sae #blue lock #bllk

[farewelln3verland]

@krishastumblernow

coming back from tour chan x seungmin x reader

f l u f f

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN WORDS

pairing: boyfriends! seungmin x chan x reader

warnings: flufffff a lil bit of angst, implied?? poly relationship

a/n: you'd think it would be longer, but i felt like this was the perfect length. i hope you like it @krishastumblernow

"baby?" seungmin's soft voice pierced through the cold, dim room.

this was odd. he and chan had been gone for almost a year on tour, and you hadn't at the very least greeted them at the door?

what he didn't know, is you'd gotten all dolled up for them, was so excited, and then your mood plummeted.

you'd realized that having to come back to you may be weighing them down. they had each other. they had all the success, but at the end of the day, they had to go out of their way to come back to you. and if they didn't?

well, they'd have more time to work on the next project. not that they needed it, somehow, even with days filled to the brim, they managed to release full length albums like it was a single track.

"love, what are you doing?" chan's aussie accent could be heard from beyond your coccoon of blankets, and you detected a small laugh before it turned to worry.

"is everything okay?"

"do you ever feel weighed down by me?" you finally asked, in a meek voice.

"no. never. if i had to live without you, that's when i'd feel weighed down.

chan wasn't by any means a stupid person, and quickly realized your line of thinking, making eye contact with a horrified seungmin as it dawned on him.

you didnt think you deserved to date them. that you weren't enough.

"baby, listen to me." chan started to say- sitting down beside you, before he started to choke on his tears.

"we love you, y/n...nothing about you holds us back, you're what drives us foward, what makes us feel complete. with you, we feel strong enough to go on stage and perform for STAY." seungmin whispered to you, wrapping his arms around the pile of blankets you were in.

"not only do STAYs make us happy, you make us happy too." chan gave an ironic laugh. "you make us want to stay, for stay."

"thoughts of you, are what make me keep going through a hard tour." chan continued.

"you're the love of our lives...i can't imagine being without you." minnie said, and you could hear the smile in his voice.

through all this, you'd started crying again, but this time, happy tears. you had no idea they loved you this much. needed you this much.

"i love you." you mumbled through the blankets, and that's when chan and seungmin finally were allowed to hug you.

and you cuddled to your hearts content with them for the rest of the week day.

#kim seungmin #seungmin fluff #seungmin x reader #seungmin x you #skz seungmin #chan x y/n #bang chan #skz fic #skz imagines #skz scenarios #skz fluff #skz bang chan

[okimargarvez]

"I don't flirt with you, it's my mission statement"

-12x1

"But you're still gonna have to figure out how to be nice to me.” “I am nice. I am like the Queen of nice.” “Maybe like the Queen of ice.” “Ok. Ok. Look. This is my nice face. Ha Ha. I gave you that.” “ So, Garcia” “Yeah, what about it?” “I don't know, is that from the little known blond-haired Swedish Garcias?” “Actually it's from the family that took me in after my parents died. So, thanks for reminding me of that painful memory.” “So what are you doing tonight, chica, huh? Hang out with your Canadian boyfriend that totally exists?” “Ok, he does totally exist. And he's not Canadian. And why does it matter what we're doing? What are you doing, Mr. Tall, dark, and blandsome?” “Just kickin' it with Roxy.” “Huh. Who's that?” “That's my girl. Yeah, you should meet her sometime. You'd love her.” “Yeah. Does she love you?” “Yeah, she adores me.” “Tell her to call me when she's come to her senses.”

-12x4

"I thought you were talking about your girlfriend, you know, I thought you were being all fatheaded and macho.” “I know.” “You know?” “Yeah. I know you didn't want to like me at first, so I figured I'd make it easier on you.” “So you profiled me?” “Luke Alvez, behavioral analyst. That's what I do.”

-12x5

“It's just a little something.” “For me?” “No, not for you. It's for Roxy. But you have opposable thumbs, so you can open it for her.” “Wow. Biscuits.” “Yeah. They're all organic. Human grade. Quite delicious, if I do say so myself. Uh, plus…” “It's a sweater.” “Oh! Isn't it amazing?” “It is… Amazing.” “What was that?” “Huh? What was what?” “You paused.” “No, I didn't.” “You don't like it.” “No, I didn't I didn't say that.” “Oh, you might be a profiler in training, but I'm a profiler by association, and I can tell a lie when I hear one, and liar.”

"I may not be able to prevent myself. From random acts of dog kindness. Not every day, mind you, because that would be excessive.” “Oh, yeah. And you're the queen of moderation.” “I am the Queen of it.”

-12x8

“You couldn't find anything out with all your super powers?” “Oh, ha ha, newbie. It's not like I haven't tried. [...] I'm declaring a dictatorship. You guys don't get a vote. Especially you, newbie.”

“Hey, you’re forgetting something” “I’m forgetting nothing, newbie”

-12x16

“What do you want, newbie?” “Still with that? Come on. You need some new material” “Ok, whatever you say El Nuevo. Hunky Newster. New kid on the no, that one's too much on the nose.”

-12x17

“It was luck. It was timing. I cry all the time. I'm a very sensitive person. I am glad you're here, ok? But I am never going to stop giving you crap, Luke.” “Hey. Penelope.” “Hmm? “You know, that's the first time” “Shut it.” “You call me by my” “Let's be in the moment.”

-13x3

“Do not look at me. I have been telling him this is going to sail right over the gentle minds at his seminar.” “Wait, I got it. [...] Garcia's right. That's way too esoteric.” “I told you. Look, just say, "when you assume you make an ass of u and me, because then you can say "ass" in a classroom. Huh?”

“Cool hand Luke, what you need?” “Wow, I like the way that sounds, Garcia. You feeling ok?” “I am naturally magnanimous in word and deed, and when it comes your way, bask in it. What do you want?” “Listen..." [...] “I am the genie in genealogy. Just rub my lamp. That came out wrong. Goodbye.” “Wow.”

-13x10

“Bowling trophies, seriously?” “I just reports the facts as I find them, sir”

-13x11

“Garcia, are your ears burning?” “My ears are the same temperature as the rest of my body hot. Oh, that sounds like flirting. I don't flirt with you. It's in my mission statement."

-14x6

"How dare you bury the lede? How did the big move-in go?” “It was great.” “So Lisa's all moved in?” “She is.” “Details. Luke, give me details or I'm gonna get grumpy with you like I always do.”

-14x8

“Speak of the devil. So, I hear you and I are gonna be lab partners.” “Ugh! Blerg! Fleh! Whatever. If I must."

“Ok, guys, so it looks like” “Ah-ah-ah-ahem.” “Like Garcia has some things she wants to tell you.” “Mm-hmm. I'm about to say the same thing as Luke was going to, but with far more chutzpah, wit, and eloquence."

"I think we're the dynamic duo. Come on. Hit me.” “Oh, puh-lease. We will never be a "duo. Uh-uh.” “Well, come on. Admit it. I helped.” “Oh! Heh! You'd have to torture me. You'd have to force me to wear beige, deny me of all things unicorn for me to ever admit that you helped."

-14x11

“I'm telling you, I don't want a housewarming party.” “What is wrong with you? Who doesn't like ribbon-adorned potted plants and veggie cruditè and hummus with your face carved in it? Do you even fondue, bro?” “We've got bigger fish to fry here. It's life and death, and a housewarming party just seems stupid.”

“Ok. Methinks thou dost protest too much about this whole not liking a housewarming thing. Where's Lisa?” “She got called away at the last minute to cover night shift, so I guess E.R. doctors come with a perfectly built-in, acceptable excuse to not be at their own parties, even if it was their own idea in the first place.” “As do FBI agents. Anyway, don't be rude. Open my gift.” “Ok.” “Come on. Just open the gift.” “Ooh, ok.” “Yay!” “All right. Well, look. I'm beginning to understand the value of a housewarming party. Thank you.”

-14x14

“I'm actually calling you with a list of my own. I've got 5 more places the unsub might be targeting next. They're a little lesser known, but they fit the parameters haunted, violent history, right in the unsub's comfort zone.” “Thanks, Garcia. Why don't you give us a call back once you get a handle on Courtney's list.” “Oh, Alvez, have you heard of multitasking? It's all the rage, I'm really good at it, and I'm doing it right now.” “Yeah, I'm sure you were. Don't get me wrong. You're great, but Rossi literally just sent you that list.” “Yeah, well, I'm more than simply great. I'm entirely fantastic.”

-14x15

“Hey, where have you been? We've all been waiting.” “I was waiting to see if Lisa was gonna have to work an extra shift, and she does, so maybe she'll make it later. Can I please have one of your fancy drinks?” “Because you asked nicely, you can. Oh, my gosh, you guys, did you guys hear? Johnny Mathis is Rossi's best man.” “Of course he is.”

-15x4

“Oh. Now, should we bring in the rest of the team? Because we do have that holding us up.” “Do you remember, like, 30 seconds ago, when you thanked us? Yeah. We were so young then.” “Anyway…” […] “Alvez will be going with me to Elizabeth's apartment. Now, she says no one's broken in, but I'm not convinced, so let me get her keys so we can check it out. And now we will… Wheels up.” “We're not going anywhere.” “Shut up, shut up. Just because you look like that doesn't mean you can do whatever you want with this part of your face. How does Prentiss make this look easy? Ok, come on!

-15x7

“Garcia, have you found any overlap socially?” “Do I have to start calling you newbie again?” “Ok. So you would have led with that.”

“So our initial interview with Sean's case worker Brenda Hacker didn't raise any red flags, but she was the last person to see him alive, so I did some additional spelunking.” “And?” “Welcome to the thunderdome. [...] Like, get yourself to Vegas, call your bookie, the fix is in unusual.” “You think she's greasing the wheels?” “Oh, she's lubing them up big time. Uh, stop smiling, Luke Alvez. I can feel it. That joke was not for you.” […] “Penelope.” “New phone. Who dis?” “Thank you.” “You should worship at my throne, Luke Alvez.” “Oh, but I do. I do. You know I do.” “What does that even mean?”

-15x10

“This is from Lunacorn. Luke Alvez, stop making me like you.” “Ha! Never.”

[...]

“Wait, moving out of here like the Colts did Baltimore?” “Ok, no one knows what that means.”

-16x1

“You owe me some very short cookies.” “Just admit it, okay? You miss me.” “You know what? First of all, it's gross to talk with your mouth full, and also, I have banned the 24-hour news and doom scrolling, so whatever it is you're talking about, I don't even know and I can't tell you how well that works for me. Who'd you lose the bet to?” “It wasn't a bet.” “Tell JJ I love her, but I can't. No, I just can't. I thought for a second I could, but I can't. You have destroyed my party, but not my day. Take your carbs and exit, sir.” [...] “One time. One time. Once.” “Deal.” “Like, for reals. If somebody is oh, I don't know. Let's say they're taking dead people and dressing them up like like cast members from "Star Trek", I am not helping.” “Deal.” “Okay? I mean it. And if someone if someone just starts killing everybody who shops at Goop because their wife blew her hoo-ha out with one of those eggs made of precious stones, I am not helping!” “Look, we're on a clock.” “Okay. I created "SOAR" to avoid things like this. I mean, users are protected through an end-to-end encryption with a VPN built in on both ends. You have no idea what I'm saying, do you, Luddite?" [...] "Gah! I hate how easy it is to pick this back up! So why are you doing I have a gorgeous life here!” “One, stop slapping me, okay? That's number one. Number two, eh, let's focus on what the UnSub's hunting ground would be, okay?" [...] “It's less annoying when he's not there, correct?” “You just couldn't wait to get started on me?”

[...] “You know that your office is still empty? You know, the four people that try to do your job, they try to do it from home.” “Have you ever met them?” “Never.” “Do you know their names?” “Sorta. I mean, they're just boxes on a screen.” “Oh, that's weird.” “Totally.” “Is it weird that I kind of love it?” “Define weird.”

-16x4

"Good morning, Penelope." "Thank for entering my cleansed lair. Can I ask you something?" "If you're gonna ask me to look after your cat again, I am gonna have to get an allergy prescription from the doctor." "No. But on behalf of Sergio and all senior cats everywhere, we appreciate you putting your immune system on the line like that for him. I've been spelunking into Tyler Green's past... [..] What do you think?" "I think it's a great idea." "And the rumor is you're difficult to work with. Oh, wait. I started that rumor. Hey, we got a case." "Let's pitch Emily after we brief." "Uh, no, you will pitch Emily." "Oh, no, I will not." "Yes." "This was your idea." "Yes, it was, but I brought it to you." [...] "Go talk to her." "Right." "Now's the time. Come on. Let's go." "No, I'm not. You need to go and talk to her. You should tell her." "It's all right." "No, no." "It was your idea." "It's your thing. It's kind of in your house of wheels." [...] "But after your first go around with him, are you sure you can convince him to sit for it?" "I don't..." "Yes is the answer." "Okay, I don't... I'm being honest. I don't know."

-16x8

"Um, is this all you could find?" "Oh, for now, my liege, but I shall keep digging." "Wait, what was that?" "What was what?" "Like, where's the snark? Like, a comment about how amazing it is that I can tie my own shoes or a question about how I got into the FBI wearing caveman overalls and carrying a big wooden club." "You're funny. That's funny. A club? No, don't be so hard on yourself."

-16x9

“What were we thinking?” “I don't know. But why? I mean, it's... It's not like this when we're at work.” “Yes. Can I share my truth with you?” “When have you ever not?” “I find it very hard to have a conversation with you when I am not dunking on you.” “That is cold.” “With us, there absolutely is something there, but not that. And you're so great. I'm so great. I know that your person is out there. I know that my person is out there.” “Where? Thank you.” “I don't know. But I hope I know when I find them. And now that I know you're not trying to get me drunk, I'm gonna do so on my own volition.” “Well, okay. Whatever it takes. To finding the right person.”

-16x10

"I guess, if people didn't, we might all be out of a job, right?" "Yeah. But I... I did catch myself, and I did course-correct. What's that thing... Oh. What's that thing that Emily Dickinson says?" "The heart wants what it wants, or else it doesn't care." "You know Emily Dickinson?" "I... I know that quote."

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[bronzebtch]

below are songs recommendation for muses i feel like i have no place to actually recommend songs for, but if u've listened to it and u agree/disagree u should totally talk to me about it bc i'd love to hear yall's thoughts

( warning : they're mostly sufjan stevens brainrot )

fourth of july — i believe this song was actually sufjan back-and-forth-ing with his mum, who was in his life, mostly absent?? but when i re-listened to this the other day, it really gave off alicent trying desperately to speak with viserys. or perhaps aegon / rhaenyra with viserys. mostly because : "Did you get enough love, my little dove / Why do you cry?" and, "Well you do enough talk / My little hawk, why do you cry?" just... literally the thought of this one person seeing the damages, but never quite mending it; so it leaves the other party completely alone to deal with the consequences.

tonya harding — lowkey a rhaenyra song i feel like ? because it talked about this "star", this idealised person who was loved by america, but then her downfall literally darkened her reputation. aka how rhaerhae went from being 'realm's delight' to 'maegor with tits'. "Has the world had its fun? / Yeah they’ll make such a hassle And they’ll build you a castle / Then destroy it when they’re done." (also uhhhh THE WAY THE SMALLFOLK STORMED THE RED KEEP AT THE END OF HER REIGN/!/1??!?)

should have known better — viserys and daemon perhaps ? like it could go either way. both of them never could quite being able to confront their feelings in their own ways ? "I should have wrote a letter / And grieve what I happen to grieve / My black shroud / I never trust my feelings / I waited for the remedy" and then, "I should have known better / Nothing can be changed / The past is still the past / The bridge to nowhere / I should’ve wrote a letter / Explaining what I feel, that empty feeling." and also, bc the song mentioned about a missing mum, i wonder if it would further influence their narrative and how it forced the brother to grew differently: both wanting outside validation in vastly different ways.

the only thing — aegon ii perhaps ??? "Do I care if I survive this? Bury the dead where they’re found / In a veil of great surprises; I wonder did you love me at all?" or, perhaps him seeing he's taken his sister's birthright with: "Do I care if I despise this? Nothing else matters, I know / In a veil of great disguises; how do I live with your ghost?"

#i just rlly like lyrics u guys 👉👈 #GENERAL: OUT OF CHARACTER.

[djservo]

hiii it’s that time again! september wrap up and october tbr? do you go in for a particular vibe in the autumn/winter 🙇🏽‍♀️

IMO 🫂☕️📖 idk what came over me last month (especially since i was out of town/had nonstop plans for the past 2 weeks) but i got thru a lot more than i thought i would so i'm gonna put it undercut 💆‍♀️

black hole by charles burns

LOVED!! really cool body horror/concept - i really wanna try n incorporate a graphic novel every month bc i've enjoyed myself each time 🃏 u already know that i watched it follows the night of finishing this & it was simply the perfect wine n cheese pairing 🍷🧀

shoplifting from american apparel by tao lin

stupid and soulless LOL i went down the rabbit hole of alt-lit (like Theoretically) awhile ago & i guess this was my first real dip into it & it sucked ass but what else did i expect from a genre chock-full of pretentious pseudo-intellectual assholes from peak blogging era 🙄 IF i'm brave enough to sit thru sterile & self-important ramblings of alt-lit again, i'm sticking solely to women writers only ❌☝️

a carnival of snackery by david sedaris

his entries about identity/politics/the pandemic come off a little out-of-touch in a way i'm sure would put someone off completely if it was their first sedaris, but i was still struck by unexpected tenderness/introspection amongst the occasionally glib and smart ass sections - though admittedly, all of which are what got me to love & become a loyal reader of sedaris in the first place

happy go-lucky by david sedaris

i listened to an audiobook of this bc i'd never done that for his essays before & im so glad i did!! it's such a different & even more fulfilling experience to hear his voice/inflections/impressions and generally with essays/memoirs it feels more intimate, kinda like a friend recounting thoughts n memories to you. i need to revisit past essays, but i have an inkling that he's getting a little softer in age - particularly with how he talks about his partner (hugh) like i literally had to go back in book and reread an essay because i couldn't believe he'd gotten so sappy with no punchline 🥲

crush by richard siken

quintessential tumblr poetry moment... don't know what i could possibly say/add about this as it's already been beaten and gutted to death for years on here, but it definitely holds up beyond the more popular n quoted passages interspersed with like. gifs from supernatural or whatever else LOL

high school by tegan & sara quin

so cleverly done with each chapter alternating between them - for some moments i did wish i could've read the other twin's perspective, but i understand it'd probably be too repetitive. clea duvall is the perfect fit to direct this so i'm excited to see how things translate in the show!

the agony of eros by byung-chul han

i devour any ponderings on eros/desire/love/etc so this + a lover's discourse + symposium + a blunt... yeah

sigh, gone by phuc tran

probably wouldn't have finished this if i hadn't switched to the audiobook like halfway thru. kinda uncompelling and pretentious, maybe bc i didn't know of/necessarily care abt the author enough to justify delving into a memoir. i did love/resonate with the bit about his attempts to relate to immigrant parents, i just wish he'd reflected more on his own assimilation / muddled cultural ties rather than straining to connect everything to classic literature (which is kind of ironic now that i think abt it)

never be alone again by lina abascal

laughable... could've (should've) easily been a vice article or better yet a vice documentary (that way the interviews/references would've actually flowed nicely) but instead there are these clunky kitschy buzzfeed ass 'your bloghouse song according to your zodiac sign XD' chapters in between.... but whatever i had fun & gave it to a coworker who's equally & damnably nostalgic for this era 😐

natural causes by barbara ehrenreich

listened to the audiobook - morbid but necessary food for thought abt the wellness industry, moreso how 'wellness' has become so misconstrued to the point of infiltrating our basic understandings of life & death. healthcare myths we've been brainwashed to believe/never question, examinations of intrusive procedures/"cures" that do more harm than good - a little all-over-the-place, but listening to it made it absorb easier i think

corpus christi by terrence mcnally

learned about this play semi-recently thru a documentary (same name) about a theater putting on this play & the actors' experiences with religion/sexuality, THEN coincidentally came across david sedaris mentioning terrence mcnally in a carnival of snackery which was obvi a sign 📡 beautiful & heartbreaking in the way any/all religion&sexuality intersections hit - would love to see this live

+ 3 more since then but i'll save those for our october round-up (bc this is already so annoyingly long) :-)

i'd like to think i'm more drawn to fiction as the weather gets colder n i want something cozy, but i have a few theory books i really wanna sink my teeth into so we'll see how these last few months go 🤨

at the moment i'm reading the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde by robert louis stevenson & also checked out bath haus by pj vernon and the cabin at the end of the world by paul g tremblay (my sister and i saw barbarian in theaters & they showed this trailer & we were like 'omg let's read this together??' despite both of us not being big readers of horror or caring much about m. night shyamalan movies anymore LOL but i'm excited!) - so i suppose i'm doing a horror thing BUT it's also filipinx american history month so i'd like to incorporate that too! i finished up a jessica hagedorn book on my recent trip back home and i'm gonna try to squeeze in another, but i'll be out of town again the end of this month (🛌💤) so to switch up the tone i think i'm gonna take along global divas: filipino gay men in the diaspora by martin f. manalansan iv 🧳📚

#i feel like i watched a lot of movies this month too & i simply don't know how i made the time!! #this was such a bitch to type out on my phone my God don't let me do that again #asks #c speak #cheesehair #reads

[woozi]

helluu yza <333 🫂🫂🥰🥰🥰

i've been doing good overall <33 it comes and goes hddjkd last year ended up leaving a sour taste in the mouth, it's been quiet since 2024 started, not liking it but can't do much to change it either, can you tell i have a hard time letting things go lmao?it'll eventually get sorted out (i hope)

ANYWAY, i decided to join letterboxd community, i am a complete movie person now (if you wanna be moots there lmk), the recent one i watched was "call me chihiro", do watch it when you can, i liked it, AND AND AND there's this indian movie called "three of us" (2022) i'm still recovering from it, people who think 2521 was traumatic wouldn't be able to handle this movie at all, it's about this woman going back to her home town with her husband for a visit after something happens to her, to recollect herself and she meets her childhood friend there 😭😭😭 IT'S LIKE PAST LIVES MOVIE BUT ALSO KINDA DIFFERENT. i love both of them equally. please do watch it if you can't find link i'll send it you <333 there's too many gems i've been finding out about after making an account on letterboxd. ( also i finally watched kiki's delivery service, i had been meaning to but kept delaying it, it's soo good, the kid with specs annoyed me lmao but i got over it quickly (in the sense that i didn't care much about him or his plot hdjskss)

we can always pick up our movie hangouts, feel free to lmk on disc or even if you want ro reach out to say something 🥰 it'll reach me faster compared to here im not much of a tumblr girl anymore it seems

what's new with you? how are you doing?

i hope you're well

i find myself humming to wait so much these days, it's funny because when it was released i listened to it and then never looked back 😭 ( fake carat booo fake ot13 booo 🍅🍅🍅🍅) now it stays rent free in my mind as i go about my day, the dance break towards the ending is so so good, i've been also enjoying yugyeom's album esp summer blues it's so my kind and OMG YES I WANTED TO ASK WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON BIBI'S BAM YANG GANG? 🎤 (atp i feel like i should call myself bibi stan)

thank you for even replying back even though you don't really have to hddjsk i missed you too 🫂 you're so kind to me always <333 sending you more peaceful and good weather days, i hope you are also finding space and time for pausing in between the chaos around you 🥺💌

MA CHERIE 🥺🥰😻😘😚😍♥💜🧡❣💝💞💟💌❤💛💚💙🖤💓💖💗

i'm so sorry to hear that :(( and if it's any consolation, it really is as they say!! all things really will come to pass, it's just a matter of time <3 hope u know i'm always here to lend an ear as well i lov u 🥺

ALSO LOVE LETTERBOXD REALLY IS A FILM GIRLIE EXPERIENCE FDJKJFDJKFD i unfortunately dont have it (shame on me as a prev film major LMFAO) but i'd love to be moots i'll create an acc for u <3 ALSO LOVEEEEEEEE THESE RECCS I'M TAKING NOTES!!! also still dk why 2521 was So Sad for people, i really loved it and just thought it was realistic 😭 AND KIKI'S!!!!!!!!!!!! that was also super fun for me and i loved jiji's little love story line SOOO MUCH

also felt abt that </3 I WAS ALSO JUST GONNA TELL U ABT DISC GJKFDKJFDKJ we really r soulmates atp <33 think i've also been away from tumblr since jan of 2023 now 😭 i honestly just come back during times when my love for the sebongs is Monumental and bc there r svt nets who still dont have admins 😭

the past year has also been super rough for me so i really get u when u said u hope things will sort themselves out soon FDJJKFD but i'm sure it will on both our ends!! that's just how life is sometimes. thank u for checking up on me <333

ALSO SO REAL ABT JUST CHECKING OUT RELEASES AND DIPPING DKJSJKDSS I LOV U SM!! AND I REALLY LOVED ITTTTTTTTTTTTT, think it showed a v different side to her <33 ((although the lyrics are Very Much still bibi, it's just the melody and presentation that gave her a new spice)

AND WHY WOULD U EVEN THANK ME 😤😤😤😤 i should be thanking YOU for the gift of friend chip <33 hope the days r also kinder to u, i'd fight ur demons if i could 😡 LOV UUUUUUU LET'S HANG OUT AND WATCH MOVIES AGAIN TGT SOON <#3333333333333 MWAH

#cherie 🪂 #s-cxups #y.ask #long post

[ice-sculptures]

first of all i love you love you love you. we've only been mutuals for like??? what four months maybe???? (idk i dont understand the concept of Time) and you've already become one of my favorite people like ever 💗💖💞💗💕 i love hearing all of your thoughts n rants on anything and everything, and i love that you listen to mine and we just!! like we are on the same wavelength!!! psychic connection!!!!! there is no one else i'd rather bully the 3rd bestie with thank u so much for just Existing and always putting a smile on my face and also sending me gifsets that make me want to fling myself into the sun. and in case i haven't mentioned it enough. i love u 🫂

saying that we've only known each other for four months gave me SUCH intense whiplash bc like. what the fuck?? i feel like i've known u for years??? it's been Such a long time since i connected w someone so instantly and i'm so happy that we managed to become friends so fast. talking to you is such a joy and i love all of our insane rambling conversations about anything and everything and all our unhinged moments in the gc so much 🥹 also i hate to break it to u but we are officially bonded forever through shared couch-related trauma and teaming up to bully our 3rd bestie in the group chat 💖

anonymously send me your opinion of me!!

#thank YOU for existing i love you sososoo much 😭 #answered #anon #(not really but. u know) #nice messages

[thisdogpaystaxes]

The Definition by Jon Bellion: Album Review

i love this man and this album so particularly much. even the thought of this album makes my soul relapse into the same euphoric orgasm of reminiscing on mr.bellion's sweet sweet melodies.

the soft intro of munny right.. like eases u right into the album. his voice comes in so fucking crispy. the fucking high note so early, its like just wait- he finna rap! just salivating at his fucking beats and his lyrics and his voice. im literally about to throw up. THE BEAT SWITCHHHHH UGHHH LIKE THATS SO GOOD U KNW HE WAS HEAD BOPPING! this sooooo me, im gona get my munny right like u mr.bellion sir! i love how this is such a represention of his success, not just lyrically but its like, he worked for it and never gave up and hes so fucking obviously talented. mfs like this are the reason why i am so enamored with music.

carry your throne. first song i ever heard by jon! i heard it in a vine and was like :00 and thats how i found him actually. i really love this song. and frozen reese's cups. i think this is also a really cool metaphoric song, comparing an undying, raw love for someone to having a kingdom. its powerful too, the instrumental and its upbeat tempo. really cool and passionate.

pre fucking OCCUPIED. i loooove this fucking weird flow in this. if you isolated the lyrics and instrumental i'd be like ..... :/ but together its fucking GORGEOUS. so fucking complementary. its a really cool way to show that they are meant for each other. like you can usually tell when one was made to complement the other. but not this song. GOD MADE ME A FULL BLOWN GEEEEENIUS ',:^[ luvvvvv this song. blaque keys is also such a rad feature on every track w jon, his flow is consistent and smoooooth. his voice also has this really good cohesion w jon's instrumental. he's a ride or die feature. beautiful mindddd

human. wow. love u so much. this is a song he obviously wrote the lyrics first, to add to the proof for my point about pre-occupied. he's a good little vulnerable guy, and i appreciate that his music is specially crafted. his instrumental and adlibs will never downplay the emotions in his voice, just beautifully complement. "lauren call me when you hear this on," makes me like cryyyyyyy. like that was fucking raw. the bridge is the best fucking part of this song, especially the acoustic version. tell me why i still feel looooost, like yes dude fucking SING IT! i genuinely believe finding music like this and kid cudi when i was young are genuinely why i am emotionally heightened.

RUN FUCKING WILDDDDD.. I LOVE THESE LYRICS OH MY FUCKING GOD. i fucking will scream this shit forever. he's so fucking real!!! MY SOUL IS IN LIMBO LIKEEE YEAH U KNO HUH! these lyrics are really dope for providing imagery, like its really cool and along w the relatable lyrics, because while personal still ambiguous, its a fantastic story of why this person has a broken heart.

a haunted house. fucking hate the yeah at the beginning :D this song had to grow on me my first time hearing this album, i did not appreciate the contrast it brings to the album until i took the time to read the lyrics. its nice and tucked in. and its again that dope lyricism of like "this is a metaphor, you've felt this but also this way you can see it" like yeeaaahhhhhhh thats fucking dope. and normally i hate little parts of "na na na's" but this song uses it to bring to life the euphoria of healing from your past and being in love again. beauuutiful song.

JUNGLE IS MY SHIT. I LOVE HOW HE SAYS "YOU'RE TOO PRETTY" LIKE I TAKE IT PERSONAL WHEN I HEAR THAT SHIT. THIS IS A SONG I WILL NEVER SKIP. u sound so effing cuuuuuute.. like jon i need u! or someone i like that likes me to listen to this song and think ofme idk! the COUNT UHHHHHHH LOVE THE BEAT AFTER SO MUCH. very passionate about this track can u tell!?!!?

bro i adore simple & sweet. its really cute and i enjoy him saying "no yeah" bc i always do. representation! BUT IF THINGS GET COMPLICATEEEEEEED-- like he absolutely smahsed it on that contrast. its made to be this way. the beginning is soooo slow and hes like- nuh uh, lets add a whole different beat and tempo. and it WORKS. and it shows the tenderness of being so in love, but also the euphoria of it too.

an immigrant is so good. the switch up is fantastic. i love this SONG. coffee on my j dilla vinyl!!!! like u can tell he missed this chick. i really really love this ditty. been head bopping this whole time. i love the "i miss you" and "i still love you" tucked in. its always been my favorite part of the album.

ooh is one i didn't like at first. but the chorus is what tied me in, and i stayed bc jon is meticulous with his features and this is proof, like blaque keys. like he absolutely has the vision for the songs immediately. and her voice is not one i'd care for alone, but its a slight compliment to his and it rly adds to the passion.

luxury is also a fantastic song, its a really beautiful outro the the album. a grand finale. such an awesome feature too. meticulous god damnit! like that shit just adds to the magnitude. feelings practically religious.

i needed to listen to this album again, i haven't for a long time but when the songs come on separately when i shuffle, im like :0! i love you jon, pls make new music i am begging you pLEASE

#long read #needed to review it #i luv music #the definition #jon bellion #shitpost #shit post