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networkunsupported · 6 months

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dun dun dun

another one bites the dust

(channeling the mystery hunter in me 💪)

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO get their ASS goddamn

#looking over the results and you actually provided some really interesting data!!#theres two major tipping points for the bad end #most people trigger it through the second one #(which is telling the text to shh)#you however picked the first! thats actually super cool to me #im studying you with a microscope #AND you wrote a story #theres good ending players whove done less than that!#so. youre a weird goober man #LOVE THAT. TBH.

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forgotmysword · 25 days

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Doomed from the beginning

Unknown / Marguerite Duras / Blanca Varela / Ramona Ausubel / Anne Carson / Heather Havrilesky / Michael Cunningham / Lisel Mueller / Richard Siken x Dungeon Meshi by Ryoko Kui

#my tragic sweetie pie elf girl you will always be famous #i want to study her under a microscope #maybe ill make a nice and not angsty web weave next of farcille #we will see #but for now have this im going tf to sleep #marcille<3 #marcille donato #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #my posts #web weaving

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bread-that-draws · 1 year

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Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you

#‘Flowey would listen to i bet on losing dogs by Mitski and cry until he throws up and Chara calls him cringe from beyond the grave’#-me to my friend when I ranted about this last night #he has me so fucked up like oh my god #how is the best character a fucking talking flower #I love undertale’s writing so much like it’s mastered minimal evidence giving away the biggest parts of characters #i can analyze him i can study him under a microscope #i can put him in a terrarium with a sticky note that says gay baby jail you know #he has me SO fucked up #flowey #flowey the flower #asriel #asriel dreemurr #I’m talking about flowey btw not asriel i know they’re the same person but not to me #like how i consider little baby me and fucked up 13 year old me different people #asriel sits on the playground and cries when nobody wants to play warrior cats with him #and flowey sits in the back of classrooms and answers ‘life is MEANINGLESS’ to every question #not speaking from experience ofc (im lying)#love my edgy flower *puts a magnifying glass up to him and notes how fucked up he is*#i think more characters need to be fucked up beyond repair #undertale #utdr #character analysis

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griffther · 8 months

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i’m rereading wolfsong and i just-

#thomas my dude i love you so much and you’re such a fucking Problem #need to put him under a microscope and study him i stg #im just a green creek shitpost account now ig sorry #green creek series #wolfsong #ravensong #heartsong #brothersong #oxnard matheson #thomas bennett

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thankstothe · 5 months

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Some notes on Wilson's marriages/divorces, and how he met House:

• House didn't just meet a freshly divorced Wilson. He met barely married Wilson, who just got notified about his #1 divorce by a lawyer, not his wife

• Wilson walked around with papers on hand, long enough to give House a chance to sneak a peek. The same day he received the news. (there's a chance it was some sort of middle step in the divorce procedure, but "just served", checkmate your honor)

• House 100% knew that when he bailed him out. No, I don't have any concrete evidence besides "it's fucking House"

• House had Wilson observed the entire time to know he didn't open the papers. The divorce lawyer prob gave him an idea of what it is, and he was just marinating in the suffering juice

• House had to be nosy and stealthy when he checked the package Wilson clung to, he saw what's written on it

• They didn't actually talk at the conference itself, so House did it silently too

• There was a law firm address on the papers, and you couldn't just google shit then. House's had to remember it to investigate it further, or he already knew of the firm (or it said "BLAH LAW FIRM BLAH HERE'S YOUR DIVORCE PAPERS, LOSER", which is possible)

• Wilson likely opened them in a hotel room (or he looked at the package sadly/angrily there too), needed a drink, and House was at the bar

• House was watching Wilson at that conference, then at the bar, then meltdown over the song, then the whole fight and the mess, then the detention, and was like yeah I'll bail that

• "First words you ever said to me." This is when they first talked, Wilson was in jail and the one in need

• Ok alright, hear me out, if House didn't know what the papers were at the time of bailing. There are 2 paths for him to find out

• Wilson STILL had them on hand in jail

• Or Housey saw them at Wilson's hotel room. Yeah

• It's been over the decade since they've met and they both vividly remember the details of that drunk night (I get why for storytelling purposes. Still... Much to think about)

• That conference is either the last one, or one of the lasts, House attended. And that one was already boring to House without Wilson. 15 years prior to s06e06 "Known Unknowns", can't do the timeline magic I just eyeball it

• House also introduced Wilson to Cuddy pretty soon, since she was a witness to the levels of despair he was apparently in

• House might've pestered Cuddy to hire him, or she chose to do so herself (whenever she was dean). Maybe House chased away some poor oncologist to make an opening. Even if House isn't as obsessed with Wilson at the start of season 1, he's always plotting

• There's the brother thing too. Wilson still fresh out of med school, still divorcing, still guilty af and looking for the brother in Princeton, so he was happy to work there

• Prior to that, Wilson was working 2 jobs to support himself and Sam and was ready to follow her to Baltimore

• The divorce and meeting House happened in 1991, the same year USSR completely fell apart. Just thought I'll throw that in #educational

• Wilson was married, non-fraudulently, for 12 years total

• Marriage #1 has only lasted 1 year

• That means every marriage House was present for has lasted longer #math

• Wilson found a way to get fulfilled while in the marriage

• Now he's got a needy bitch with infinite problems and who will slurp any poison he has to siphon

• I'd argue House is what made Wilson bearable at home

• At the same time, House is what kept Wilson away from home, ultimately contributing to the divorce

• Wilson himself describes his marriages as crappy - he doesn't really need help destroying them. House still helps~✨

• Timeline gets wonky, but there couldn't have been much of a downtime between marriages, a couple of years max

• "Fell in love at the wedding" - whatever the fuck that means for Wilson

• Either Wilson met Sam through that wedding, and she also aimed to work in medicine - how they've connected. Or they went there as a couple, both being med students? Got high on emotions and jumped into marriage

• Wilson speedruns relationships once he's in them, so it could've gone "hey that was a nice wedding, how about we have our own?"

• He fucking sucks at proposals, his looks and general air of niceness carried him all 3 times, I will not be hearing any objections on the matter

• When Wilson talks to Cameron about cheating. He says, "I have (cheated). I always told them"

• "Them"

• It's could've been every marriage (#1, #2 and #3). If boy managed to sneak in cheating in his 1-year lightning marriage #1, while he was studying + 2 jobs (now I don't doubt his time management skills, but it's still a hassle. On the other hand, all that stress couldn't have been helping)

• Or it could be #1 and #2, or #1 and #3. But #3 is pretty much a certainty (he flirts with nurses on screen, House is also there), and it's "them", so why would he randomly stop in the middle? Don't think so

• What's most likely is - #2 and #3. When arguing with Sam (#1) again she didn't mention or allude to the cheating, her problem was that Wilson didn't communicate ANY emotions to her, she even admitted to House she made the most mistakes in that marriage, let's say there's some truth in that

• Wilson either didn't tell Sam about cheating, she didn't have a problem with it, or he lied to Cameron

• OR he didn't cheat on Sam

• He started to cheat after the first divorce AND his marriages started to last longer, which is funnier too

• He could've started cheating prior to House entering the picture, but much more likely - after. Divorce and/or House are the cause

• Speaking of. Meeting House is very tightly linked to the #1 divorce. Every time Wilson would think back on it, he would have to think about all the turmoil and getting bailed by House. And vice versa - every time he'd think back on meeting House...

• "I met someone who made me feel funny. And I didn't want to let that feeling go." Another Cameron talk. Ur honor, there's something on that wall

• btw, he is STILL married while meeting House, so if you hilson 1st-night-fuck truther, that meeting is his cheater origin story in a more practical sense. He then could've really meant all the marriages, but then he lied about telling Sam/Cameron, he might not count it since he's divorcing to tell Sam

• Ultimately, he's a huge liar, and I'm wasting my time. What I'm saying - nothing is really off the table with this guy in terms of hcs

• Aftermaths of #2 and #3 aren't really talked about like #1. It must've been really nuclear

• House says neither of them recovered from (#1) divorce to Wilson's face, Wilson doesn't contest that in any way. Even tho House didn't know Wilson before the divorce he usually right on the money with these things

• After the divorce #2 Wilson got 3 legged cat

• After failing to secure marriage #4 (#1 part 2) he got a diabetic cat

• Just like the thing he has with missing phone calls, after every divorce, consciously or not, he might expect a savior to bail him out

• After and during #3 he crashed at House's, then surfed hotels, then moved in with a dying patient, then Amber's, then House moved in with him (still Amber's)

• Maybe his wives kept taking properties in the divorce, and he just stopped getting them

• Man frankly didn't have a home for a while (HOMELESS BUT NOT HOUSELESS)

• Then Wilson finally commits and gets the place for himself and House, from Bonnie (#2)

• Wilson adamantly remains on good terms with his ex-wives (but not random exes. One helps House with a prank, House kept tabs bc of course)

• But Wilson thinks they hate him. Did he ever pay attention to them?

• While spending all the time with House, then cheating, telling his wives about it, Wilson gave them more attention and emotions to delay the divorce

• He also learned how not to get attached in marriage, to not get destroyed by the divorce (excellent gambit if you expect your marriage to fail)

• He has a better support system now too. Can't believe House is your support system, fucking lmao and ouch. Cuddy is his only other friend we see, maybe Stacy at some point (he kept in touch with after the incident)

• All his other friends and family we hear next to nothing about, at best they're surface level

• In season 5 he's only visited by the coworkers/House's team + Cuddy <- all that is pretty much House's tolerance circle

• House is pathetic, but Wilson is something else entirely

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chimeofthecomet · 2 months

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so this poll has most certainly been done already but uhh

#coping with the lack of uksies #im predicting santa fe as the rightful winner #even though i'll be voting the world will know <3 #that option with the bottom line and overture and finale is my 'i want to study you under a microscope' category #if you pick that im genuinely so curious i'd love to hear why #yeah all of these im so interested in ppls reasonings for their favs #katherine darling im sorry to put you in the crammed ones only #newsies #newsies live #livesies #newsies uk #uksies #musicals #musical theatre #polls

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silverskye13 · 16 days

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I had a dream last night that me and Docm77 were trapped in a warzone and he tackled me to the ground to save me from gunfire and then together we took out like ten guys.

I'm sure this says something about my psyche and that something is that if I ever met Docm77 in real life I think we would commit war crimes.

#spazzcat barks #docm77 #i.... dont know where the dream came from #maybe ive been?? reading too much Iliad lately??? i dont know????#anyway thank you docm77 from saving me from being dream murdered by a bunch of guys with machine guns and rifles #we were definitely on the wrong side of the warfront we shouldnt have gotten seperated from the main body of reinforcements like that #he did jumpscare me though he was standing quiet and still as a statue #im guessing because he was hoping we wouldnt be spotted #and when we were he tackled me in a very Foxy from FNAF style jumpscare #also i blame his freaky redstone eye for us not successfully hiding that thing glows in the dark man youve gotta do something about that #anyway welcome back to: every time i sleep for more than 5 hours a night i have #violent dreams and nightmares that both god and man wish they could study under a microscope

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p4nishers · 7 months

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izzy already has a crush on stede and is about to make it everyone's problem send post

#izzy hands u r so weird bbg i want to study u under a microscope #still figuring out how i feel but im starting to like that mf and im not so mad about ut #anyway he's literally already crushing on stede and u cant argue w me on that #'i wanted to thank you for-' WHORE. SLUT. U WANTED TO GIVE HIM HE[GUNSHOT]#ofmd #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #our flag means death s2 #izzy hands #stede bonnet #oh also it's unrequited. if anyone was wondering.

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ratinayellowbandana · 1 month

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I’m still thinking about the implications of “You would lie to me again, right, Laudna?”

lie? again? that word choice has to be deliberate; the last time Imogen accused Laudna of lying was another power struggle with Delilah. Imogen knows the rock wasn’t Laudna's fault. She knows Delilah took over to steal more power. and Imogen forgave Laudna for it. this time Imogen is asking if Laudna is telling the truth about Delilah's part in this. but the fact Imogen is asking suggests she actually doesn't believe Laudna about the rock. or maybe Bor'dor.

it's such a strange move for someone who knows how deeply upset Laudna was/is about previous incidents. what’s worse is Laudna is kind of lying this time. her motivations are to better protect the people she cares about, but does it matter if she's feeding back into Delilah's power cycle? Imogen has already made her disgust well-known. are dubiously good intentions enough?

Laudna knows what happens when Imogen thinks she's lying: Imogen rejects her. she'll storm off and leave Laudna alone with Delilah, and Laudna can’t deal with that right now. neither can anyone else. apparently the fate of Exandria/Predathos relies on Laudna keeping Imogen grounded. so if Imogen leaves her, it seems like the rest of the world will go too.

#if laudna breaks her trust will that be enough to set imogen on a new path?#laudna knows it will drive imogen away. but if laudna is the thing holding her back…#'ill break the world for you' but its accidental #im studying them under a microscope #laudna #imogen temult #imodna #cr3 #critical role #cr spoilers #c3e89

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aguacerotropical · 3 months

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I went back to the last page of vol 7, and Astolfo "wont let improper relations between the sexes get past him".

Astolfo is canon homophobic

Also, the whole page for those who haven't seen it. Note Johann "being terribly fond of cute male students" and Jeanne "likes!!!" Dominique as additionally confirmed gay rships / desires. Of course, in addition to the general gender fuckery of our protags

#baby boy (astolfo) i want to put you under a microscope #astolfo granatum #vnc #vanitas no carte #vnc meta #the case study of vanitas #after the last reveal i feel like im BLIND it was ALL THERE #i posted about this a very long time ago but didnt notice these details

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monsterfucker69420 · 1 month

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rereading h2g2 and remembering that zaphod is 200 years old

like ok gramps is out here serving arcturan megacunt

#h2g2 #im obsessed with him #i want to study him under a microscope #give me your cranial measurements you fucking neanderthal

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puppyeared · 16 days

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Ouhhhh friendship I love friendship……..

#I’m reading volumes 14-16 of the ouran manga OOUGHHH MY HEART #I love this weird little friend group so much its unreal #like u have this charming sweeps you off your feet prince but he’s actually a huge lovable idiot with a kind heart and his friends #who are all misfits that he reached out to and drew in because of his kindness and own weirdness like that shits TIGHT BRO #and the trauma part where he has some deep seated issues with love bc he thinks that itll break a family apart like with his mom #how his family isnt allowed to be together because his mom and dad fell in love and how he says he wants to build a big house #so that way one day everyone will get along as a family like. all he wants is not to lose everyone and the only way to do that is #by maintaining a certain order.. he both wants a complete family so bad and doesnt want anything to sour between anyone #so he assigns each of his friends a family role based on how he sees them and YEAH its mostly played for giggles and tamakis #already weird so its his way of showing theyre close to him but. god damn this boy has LAYERS #it also feels kinda meta towards how found family tends to get thrown around to assign characters as 'siblings' or family roles instead of #using it to describe characters who are close enough to be each others family. cuz tamakis doing that EXACT THING in a way tht #ties in with his character and i have to say its fascinating using that within the story itself and its completely plausible #theres a lot of things i can say about ouran that are good bad and questionable but. god i love it when characters are niceys to each other #i remember i really liked the kyoya episode bc him and haruhi got to spend time together and their relationship isnt very close #but it was really nice to see their personalities bounce off each other. i think i also wouldve liked to see haruhi alone with kaoru #i also firmly believe all of the hosts are at least a little in love with haruhi and this can be anything like endearing romantic cuz like #who DOESNT love haruhi. kyoya i think would want to study her under a microscope like his fascination with her draws him in #but im fucking obsessed with whatever haruhi and tamaki have going on because YES hes obsessed with her YES he jumps at the chance to #put her in a cute costume but haruhi? she just fucking goes with it because she knows hes fun to be around even if hes a little wacky abt i #theyre all so. NNGGHHHH #ouran #ohshc #yapping

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ozziesdisco · 9 months

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We need to talk more about Eleven's machiavellian tendencies

#eleventh doctor #doctor who #i feel like so many of his traits get overshadowed by the whole babying thing this fandom has going on #like... man outsmarts almost everyone he faces off against #weeping angels?? the gravity thing #the silence?? the moon landing video thing #the great intelligence?? the memory worm thing (granted this one backfired but still)#the bells of st john thing?? 'you hack people. me? im old fashioned. i havk technology.'#i want to dissect him and study him under a microscope

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the-poppy-outie-effect · 29 days

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RED VS BLUE FANS!

I was thinking about trans hcs in the rvb fandom, tiering the levels of average to bonkers and the popularity of each character being trans in my brain, but i don't know if my opinions are universal

Rb for sample size and, if you feel like it, drop everyone you hc as trans in the tags!

#red vs blue #simmons rvb #grif rvb #donut rvb #sarge rvb #caboose rvb #tucker rvb #grimmons #shut up beck sorry beck #tuckington #agent washington #wash rvb #carolina rvb #doc rvb #church rvb #sister rvb #kaikaina grif #PERSONALLY I think simmons and wash are definitely trans #tucker being trans is like... idk. its too easy #and i feel like most trans men arent sexist bc theyve been on the other side of it?#so im not crazy about tucker being trans #trans grif truthers are so cool i love them dearly #trans SARGE truthers are ELEVATED #i feel like trans carolina can be a little transphobic in the like. ohhhh the strong woman is trans. but if ur trans i trust u <3 #trans donut is so fucking real. like feminine trans men are so hot (source: im a feminine trans man)#i feel like anyone who hcs caboose as trans should be studied under a microscope and i mean that SO affectionately #are there any trans kai truthers? do yall exist? if so. please be my friend i lobve you im kissing you on the mouth #trans church truthers are like. i get it. youre probably projecting but i get it. saying this bc my best friend is one of those

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sharkiegorath · 4 months

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late but S2 showing that the Bentley is basically sentient is making me insane. Crowley really had ‘I'm in Love with My Car’ playing as he forced his almost alive car through the literal hell of his own creation, instead of just, like, teleporting. This was apparently a deliberate decision he made. And then he was only openly affectionate towards his car's flaming wreck as he mourned it. Man what the fuc

#good omens #good omens meta #crowley #can't talk im studying crowley's relationship with his houseplants and his car under a microscope #something something aziraphale's bookshop burns entirely by accident crowley destroys his car on purpose #and at the moment it seems really tense and crucial but then 30 years later you realize wait. WHY???

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queen0fm0nsterz · 3 months

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Reading my fave thin man and lady fic. Kicking my feet a lot because tbh. Sometimes a sad man really is just a weird woman's science project in a way that is so homoerotic

#carols.txt #when i tell you i've been re-reading this single one shot religiously every single month for almost three years I mean it #《straight》 ship so good we call it queerbaiting #LMAOOOOOO #call it yaoyuri the way these old people r tragic and doomed by the narrative or whatever #listen as a bi person on the aroace spectrum whatever this fic was trying to convey really strikes a cord #while its not the same as my own this characterization of them is so intriguing. im so hooked on it #^^ one thing i think this person really nailed was thin man's immaturity (stemming from his emotions oftentime being too big to control) ->#and the desire of attention that comes with said immaturity while also having the lady be both cold (normal) and intrigued in a way that ->#that really fits her character. curiosity is one of the many facets that make up her character that don't get explored much and i think its #done so well here for like no reason💀 THIS AUTHOR COOKED TOO HARD YOU GUYS #like ofc she wouldnt send him away. shes studying him under a microscope. even though hes annoying as hell #thin man is plagued by sassy man syndrome in this which is really fucking funny cus it lasts a total of 3 seconds before she finds him out #PLUS THE TALK ABOUT THE TOWER AND THE WORLD... AUGHHH #i need this author to give me their brain NOW #AUGHHHHHAAGGGHEEHH #everyone needs to start doing thinlady the way this person was doing it #this is the biblically accurate old people (in case my theory abt baby lady having been in the pale city is wrong)#live laugh love. its my birthday. spoiling myself a bit. goddamn.

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