Idk if anyone has done this but
Danny gets aged up, and thrown into the Dc-verse.
Danny before was about mid 20s but this portal aged him up to mid 50s. Danny has no idea what to do as he’s also basically a normal-ish human now too.
But this world isn’t too bad just a bit behind on Technology, so Danny decides to wait it out until there’s technology that can bring him home.
Years passed and Danny’s made a life for himself, but he’s old now and wants to settle down to wait. He picks up a past job offer he has, and decides to be the butler to Thomas and Martha Wayne.
Yes… Danny is Alfred au
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A crack fic about Lucifer, Vox and Husk making an Alastor Hate Club. And it’s just them once a week bonding over how much they hate Alastor and Husk realizes more and more how he doesn’t actually hate Alastor and is bitter about it, Lucifer randomly trauma dumps about his tragic life, and by each meeting Lucifer and Husk notice how Vox’s sheer hate borderlines on obsession and they share awkward glances every time he starts ranting and shows them his Alastor shrine or something. And when he makes some comments like “Alastor does this and that every day” (some very specific detail about him only a stalker/someone with a long history with Al would know) and the other two are like “how do you know” and he’s like “I just do.”
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is it just me or is friends with benefits just the single worst kind of relationship ever invented like every fwb situation ive ever heard of has been the most emotionally distressing experience of both parties' lives i've seen the greatest minds of my generation be destroyed by a fwb situationship
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Thinkin' Corruption thoughts of the Jane Prentiss and Hive variety.
It’s an all-encompassing love that eats you, chews you, and rots you from the inside. It takes an emotion usually associated with joy and twists it into obsession and decay. It makes you feel whole by taking parts of yourself out. It’s horrifying, it’s terrifying, it can feel strangely safe. I don't usually think about the Corruption entity a lot but when it hits, it hits.
It’s also why if I had to pick an entity for Martin aside from the Lonely, I would 100% pick the Corruption. Taking parts of himself out to keep the ones he loves in, isn't that what he's been doing since the start? With his mum? With the archives when everything was falling apart? With his plan against Elias in 118? With his plan against PLukas? The Lonely is an integral part of Martin and his arc but if I had to pick... Idk y’all the Corruption can just be so viscerally scary.
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Okay but like I still need people to understand that Rin cares so much but she’s so fucking emotionally constipated probably because of the role she was forced into as a child by her father so that’s why she’s putting on this tsundere front but like this girl wants to care and protect, she truly does care deeply even if she can’t show it directly and that’s why she’s the best—
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hey btw it's cool of y'all to be like "different things to say when things go wrong instead of " I'm gonna kill myself"" and everything but stfu bc im still gonna say it and i KNOW gen z idiots hate when I do it bc they look at me like they're just DYING to teach me about self deprication and how it effects your mental health and I just want y'all to know that i don't care. and as someone who's worked very hard to find self love, I don't want people who have no confidence in themselves and actually hate themselves to be telling me how to have good mental health practices. absolutely bonkers.
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Why do you like Ikrie? 😉😏
(sorry about the delay, smirky, winky anony-mouse)
..why do I like Ikrie. The question might as well be - what don't I like about Ikrie, or.. why do plants like sunlight. She's warm, her existence nourishes me, she comforts me.
I like her because she's Ikrie.
She takes her fears and doubts and shoves them deep into a glacier crack, together with her grief. She forsakes the ways of her people if they do more harm than good, she's not afraid to ask for help or offer it. She knows the value of shared burdens and past grievances laid to rest.
I don't know. I guess Ikrie (like Aloy and Beta, each in their own ways) represents parts of myself that I've done my best to nourish and grow, and some that I still struggle to come to terms with.
I like that she's her own person, that she knows what she wants and when to take some time to process before she proceeds. I want the best for her because she's been through a lot and she deserves love and rest and calm (and all the excitement and thrill she might want).
I don't know who you are, anony-mouse, but I think it would be easier to understand if you come hang out and ask more specific questions. I promise I don't bite and I'm always happy to chat about my fandom faves. I'd have done more of that lately but a big work project kinda ate up all of my time and energy, and I'm still recovering from that.
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i'll never ever get into arknights there's no chance but this ^^^!!!!!!!!!! is my little brother. 10000%.
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I’ve only had Zero for 3 hours but if anything were to happen to her I would be inconsolable
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I don't actually believe nagirei was love at first sight. That feels too shallow. I think Rei was a cute boy Nagisa wanted around for swim club reasons but also because he was nice to look at, and that Rei found Nagisa equally nice to look at. I think it's pretty obvious they're mutually attracted to each other and drawn to each other despite Rei's protests, and that they don't actually start dating until after they're done with high school.
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